SilverWolfAshes
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Joined 02-18-11, id: 2755145, Profile Updated: 10-14-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.

HELLO, WORLD! I POSTED THE FIRST VERSION OF NARUTO AND INUYASHA TRUTH OR DARE RANDOMNESS ON DEVIANTART! IF YOU MISSED IT AND WANT TO CATCH UP, GO HERE!: http://silversoul98.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-and-Inuyasha-TOD-221223325?q=boost%3Apopular%20naruto%20and%20inuyasha%20TOD&qo=0%20

This is my first forum! It should be a lot of fun, I just need some people to join! It's a Naruto OC RP! Everyone welcome! Go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/SilverWolfAshes/2755145/

The winner of the contest was Soulstealer55.


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Ashton

Birthday: August 17

Birthplace: Hospital

Current Location: Living room

Eye Color: Dark brown

Hair Color: Brown. Not light or dark, just...brown.

Height: 5'0"

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed

Your Heritage: German heritage, but almost all my family records were burned down in Orangeburg, SC.

The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather boots my father gave me.

Your Weakness: Anime, money, compliments, kindness, a pure soul...

Your Fears: That my family and friends will die and I will be left alone in the world...

Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese with olives and mushrooms.

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To go up in quite a few belt classes in jiu-jitsu.

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hahaha!

Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh, f*king joy.

Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes.

Your Bedtime: When I get sleepy...

Your Most Missed Memory: When I had a happy family...

Pepsi or Coke: Lemonade.

MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.

Single or Group Dates: I dunno, I don't care.

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gatorade!

Chocolate or Vanilla: White chocolate and vanilla.

Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee!

Do you Smoke: No.

Do you Swear: A lot. But not at home. Or anywhere near my parents.

Do you Sing: If I'm alone or if there's a good enough song to drown me out, yes.

Do you Shower Daily: Hell yeah.

Have you Been in Love: Nope.

Do you want to go to College: Yes.

Do you want to get Married: Nope. It won't last. Never does.

Do you belive in yourself: It depends.

Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes.

Do you think you are Attractive: Nope.

Are you a Health Freak: MY. CHOCOLATE.

Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly. More so my dad than my mom.

Do you like Thunderstorms: Hellz yeah!

Do you play an Instrument: Nope. No musical talent whatsoever.

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nah.

In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.

In the past month have you been on Drugs: Freak no.

In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. And I really don't want to.

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes...

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: MAAAYYYBEEEE...All at once? No.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Fish makes me vomit.

In the past month have you been on Stage: Does drama class count?

In the past month have you been Dumped: I've never even wanted to be in a relationship. Ew.

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. Never.

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I wouldn't dream of it.

Ever been Drunk: Nope. Underage.

Ever been called a Tease: ...WHAT?

Ever been Beaten up: Literally? Yes, by some bastards who'd be better off dead because I was protecting a little girl they were already beating up.

Ever Shoplifted: Nope.

How do you want to Die: Figting for what's right.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Be an author or comic artist.

What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, or Japan for the pretty lights.

Favourite Eye Color: Anything but blue. I just don't like blue eyes.

Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.

Short or Long Hair: Depends how it looks on the person.

Height: Taller than me.

Weight: Fit.

Best Clothing Style: Casual, but appropriate. Maybe a little serious-looking sometimes if the occasion fits.

Number of Drugs I have taken: If you're talking about illegal drugs, none.

Number of CDs I own: 1-5.

Number of Piercings: None.

Number of Tattoos: None.

Number of things in my Past I Regret: Hundreds.


life without knowledge is death in disguise

living without a purpose is the same as being dead

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

~Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back

~ Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! -

~I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

~If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

~When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

~ don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip

~ A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

~ Look you wannabe mother-fucker. Apologize right now before your class room turns into a WWF smack-down and you and I are in the ring.

~ A friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying “Walk much dumbass?”

~ A friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in

~ A friend will share their umbrella. A best friend takes yours and yells “Run fucker run!”

~ A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies

~ A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you say “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!!”

~ A friend will never ask for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason you have no food

~ A friend calls your parents Mr. And Mrs, Grandmother and Grandfather. A best friend calls them Mum, Dad, Nan and POP!

~ A friend would knock on your front door. A best friend walks right in and says “I’M HOME”

favorite animal-Lion

disliked pairings- Anything with kagome. Italy and germany. Anything with a slutty anime girl or one that gets to much attention.

liked pairings- germany and austria.

issues- paranoia and avoidant. seriously. i took a test. insomnia. can't take teachers that i have no respect for seriously.

habits-saying sorry, writing, spacing out, kicking when sitting, insulting people in foreign languages.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver or removing it?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (I freakin HATE that… and pink, ugh)

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?...

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes

1. Name/nick name) : Ashton

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Shantox

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Ashizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Cobalt Lion

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Marie Frank Moorer

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Stras

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Black Sprite

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Darlene Edward

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Kitty

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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Type your name with your knuckles: ashton

Type ur name with your nose: ashton

Type ur name with your feet: aashtronm

Type your name w/ a pen w/o looking: sdhtin.

Type your name w/ your cell phone w/o looking: ssgtin

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to put someone in a headlock and snap thier neck, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever said something that made you want to stab them in the eye with a pencil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to punch someone square in the jaw, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to stab someone in the middle of class, punch them in the jaw, kick them in the face, elbow them in the stomach, and crush thier ribs until they are coughing up blood and are being hauled off to the hospital, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

This is also a true story. A little boy and his mother were walking home one day and the mother stabbed her son and ran off. If you don't post this on you profile then the little boy will come out from under your bed and cut open your stomach.

The phone will ring right after you repost!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:06 p.m. (13 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

No i didn’t kill him, the bullets and the ground did.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, SilverWolfAshes

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"

Jesus Christ is my savior. I will do anything for my Lord. If you agree, repost and show the world your love for God.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc) then copy this into your profile!

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a-

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If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you want Justin Beiber to die in the most painful way possible, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Sar the hedgehog, CrazyNutSquirrel, Shadamyforrlife, otherrealmwriter, Gokiburi Prince, SilverWolfAshes

If you watch your inbox like a hawk, and get excited when a review comes and get down when it's not, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you think the Jonas Brothers suck, copy and paste this to your profile!

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson, the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 5 percent who would grab some popcorn, a camcorder and yell "DO A BACKFLIP!!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, put this in your profile!

I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it then copy and paste this in your signature!

If you think making up your own copy and paste phrases is fun but you use other people's anyway, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't understand how Seddie is more popular/supported than Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

TASTE THE RAINBOW, BITCHES! (Copy and paste if you love Skittles!...or if you just found this funny.)

iPod About You Test.

1) Put your iPod/MP3/iTunes, et cetera on shuffle.

2) For each question, click the next button to get your answer.

3) You must write that song down no matter how silly it sounds.

4) The artist of the song goes in brackets (]) next to the song.

5) You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song.

6) Put it on your profile.

What would you say about your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Dirty Little Secret [All American Rejects] Well, I have no desire for a relationship anyway...

What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

Keep On Moving [Dj Boyler] More like let me go back to sleep.

Your teacher is...

Comatose [Skillet] I REAAAALLY don't wanna wake up to them...ew.

What's written on your class's blackboard?

FCPREMIX [Fall of Troy] Ermkay...

How would you describe your neighbors?

Going Under [Evanescence]

What would your best friend say about you?

Whispers In The Dark [Skillet] ...uhhhh...

How do you feel right now?

Secrets [One Republic] Well...My life is boring, and I have a lot of secrets.

What's on your bedside table right now?

Throwdown [Pillar] uhhhh...okay?...

What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Face Down [The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus] ...I abused no one!

When you open your wardrobe you see...

The Catalyst [Linkin Park]

What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Headstrong [Linkin Park] ...I've never actually been to a concert.

If you had to write a Twilight fanfiction right now, what would it be titled?

The Anthem [Good Charlotte] ...I would NEVER write a Twilight fic.

A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

Feel Good Inc. [Gorillaz] I'm gonna need some help with that...

Your life's theme song would be...

Monster [Skillet] True enough.

How would you describe what you are doing right now?

Rock Superstar [Cypress Hill] Nah...

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Photograph [Nickelback] I WOULD probably be reminiscing.

Your motto is...

It's Time To Dance [Panic! At The Disco] hahaha-no.

If you could buy anything in the world, you would buy...

Going Under [Evanescence] ...huh?

What did you dream about last night?

Clocks [Coldplay] Wow. Wierd dream.

If someone says "Is this okay?" you say...

In The End [Linkin Park] er...I suppose it depends?

How would you describe yourself?

American Idiot [Green Day] I resent that comment!

What do you look for in a guy/girl?

Cold [Crossfade] I'd rather have someone nice...If I wanted someone, anyway.

How do you feel today?

I Hate Everything About You [Three Days Grace] Mmmaaaayyyybbbeeee...NO.

What is your life purpose?

How To Save A Life [The Fray] ...*sigh*

What is your motto?

Crank That [Soulja Boy] ...uhm...

What do your friends think of you?

Frontline [Pillar] ...We're in battle together?!

What do your parents think of you?

My December [Linkin Park] I'm not that depressed! I'm not on the medication!

What do you think about a lot?

Death Trend Setter [Crossfade] Perhaps...

What do you think of your best friend?

Coming Undone [Korn] Well...She does become kinda...Stone-like when we don't talk for a while...

What do you think of the person you like?

Crank Dat (Screamo) ??? Well, I don't have a crush on anyone...

What is your life story?

Falling Inside The Black [Skillet] Oh, come on! It's not THAT bad...

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Into The Ocean [Blue October] uhhh...?

What do you feel when you see the person you like?

Bite To Break Skin [Senses Fail] I don't like anyone.

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Tetris [DaCaV5] erm...I dunno how to dance to that.

What is your biggest secret?

Thanks For The Memories [Fall Out Boy] NOT TRUE!

What do you think of your friends?

Twisted Transistor [Korn] What?

What song will they play at your funeral?

Shadow Of The Day [Linkin Park] Will my death really be that depressing?...

Any last words?

Welcome To My Life [Simple Plan] =_=...okay?

Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

I'm the kind of kid who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face.

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second part is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.

Everything here is edible. Even me. But that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

Never knock on Death’s door...ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

You plus me equals knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crappy pen.

If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way.

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Never go to a docter whose office plants have died

On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

~ A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

~The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

~When in doubt, make words up!

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

~The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

~A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

~At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

~I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

~The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

~Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

~The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

~Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

~I'm right 98 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

~Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

~Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

~ Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

~The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

~ When there's a will, I want to be in it.

~It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

~Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

~I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

~Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

~Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

~People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

~Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Nintendo system. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that. Ever.)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

P.S. don't actually do this during a test, it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record ( if your still in school, that is).

If I slip into insanity, you should too. That way, when we're in the asylum, we can still talk about how we will kill our enemies and get away with it.

99.9 percent of the Girls in America would pass out if Miley Cyrus disappeared. Post this to your profile if you were the 0.01 percent happily poking your new hostage with a spork

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

WARNING EXTREMELY SAD!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Pass this around
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


WARNING EXTREMELY SAD!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile


30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile.

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm Sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

My name is Angela. I was depressed for five years. No drug problems, no dramatic school issues. Just depressed for my own reasons. I also had impulsive suicidal thoughts. One day, at school, I felt like I was going to have a breakdown. I tried to talk to my friends and get it out of my system, but no one would listen. I went to my counselor and told her about it. She sent me to a behavoiral hospital. I was put in a cold little white stone room, with grates over the windows, so I couldn't even see outside. I was always being watched by the camera in my room. I had no one to talk to. The only companions I had were pot-heads, alchoholics, and drug addicts. I listened to all thier problems and comforted them, but when I wanted to talk, they all ignored me. Once again, no one would listen. I didn't belong there, I was just depressed. The nurses scolded me, were rude, cold, and mean. Physical contact was strictly prohibited, so I couldn't even get a hug. I couldn't call anyone, I couldn't go outside, I couldn't see the outside world. I stayed there for a long time. Even the drug addicts got out before me. The stress was to much. I died. I don't know how, or why. I just died. But before I did, I scratched the one word that could have spared me all the mental torture. Listen. Listen to your friends, thier problems, thier opinions, thier outbursts. Give them a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, a friend. Save them from thier prison. Just listen. They've been there for you. Be there for them. Please copy and paste if you just want someone to listen or if you are a listener, like Angela.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand an apple.


REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm ASEXUAL so I MUST refuse to have sex.


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i deleted it because of some...issues. but i have re-written it and reposting. it is still the same story, but a different format. same author. sorry to everyone that liked the script format.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011
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okay. an Extremely long story that all started when i spaced out in class. i have turned it into an even LONGER story with this. enjoy. or hate it. i don't care.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011