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Author has written 4 stories for Pendragon, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.
I am a brunette, not that it really matters. I am a Floridian to start, and a Texan by heart! I moved to Texas and I love it more than any other place I have ever lived, (which is a lot of places) and I am really happy to be here!
My favorite bands are: Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce the Veil, Metallica, Three Days Grace, I See Stars, Linkin Park and more bands like that! :) How's that for being a cheerleader!? :) *I also love several more such as Rise Against but there are too many to put :)
Favorite Books (In no particular order):
Heroes of Olympus
The Hunger Games
Sherlock (*Cries* The FEELS!!!)
*badass nod* enough said.
I AM SOOO EXCITED FOR THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS MOVIES!!!!
I love Pendragon and my friend and I were obsessed with it. I wrote her a list of questions on two pieces of paper front and back and uploaded it! It is random so it makes no sense but hey I don't make sense! I am crazy and I am always asking Rily questions so I decided to write some of them down!! I am done with this wonderful series and I enjoyed it a lot!! I am SO sad that it's over! It has turned me into a reader!! I hope that is a good thing!!
Oh and I like making lists!!!!
I love Mortal Instruments and think it is the second best series in halla, Infernal Devices wins sorry :)
So, my sister was playing with lincoln logs and I said that I remembered one day at lunch when me and my friends said the nachos tasted horrible and they tasted a lot like lincoln logs, so what does she do? She takes the lincoln log that is in her hand and licks it and says, "hmmm, not that good, I wouldn't recommend this."
I believe people who are afraid of gay people have gay-a-phobia and people from sparta are Spartitians!
I am so beast I can walk up the stairs while carrying strawberries and sugar in one hand, animal crackers in the other, and a steak knife in my mouth. What's ironic about this is the fact that I HATE strawberries!
Dad *bangs spoon on plate.* Me "Could you be any louder?" My sister"Only on days that end in y." Me "Ya, but mainly on days that end with day." :) haha gotta love easter dinner!
I may act like the innocent little girl that everyone loves, but if you know me I am just the opposite! :)
I am a cheerleader who acts the complete opposite of one and I am what my mom says is a metal head who looks like a prep. :) gotta love my mom!
Your a book-aholic if...
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.( JACE WAYLND!! NO BOY IS PERFECT ANYMORE...Sigh...Where Oh Where Is My Jace.) (oh! and don't forget Will! I don't care how broken he is, I like them that way!(: )
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
The travelers believe in light,
So Saint Dane will rule,
Read the ending of this too!
If you and your friends walk down the hall, see eachother and give the badass nod, copy this to your profile. (we don't just do this, everyone thinks we created it... and we have rules for being able to use it)
If your random and you know it clap your hands, *clap, clap* If your random and you know it clap your hands, *clap, clap* If your random and you know it oh look theres a bird! (I seriously said, "Oh really! Where? Was it black? Ooooo I wonder if it was..." "You know I didn't see a bird right?" "noooo...")
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and your grandparents, Grandpa and grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandparents, GRAMPS! and Gramz!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read&ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me here.
Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly.
People are like slinkies; useless but totally amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence.
If at first you don't succeed, never go skydiving.
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.
I have PMS and a gun. You were saying...?
Most people I know are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. And vice versa.
I don't need your attitude, smartass. The voices in my head are enough.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later.
Never do anything that you can't explain to the paramedics.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
All generalizations are bad.
80% of statistics are made up.
4/3's of the earth's population have trouble with fractions.
Eagles soar through the clouds, but at least weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Very few problems can't be solved with high-powered explosives.
When in doubt, make up words!
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery
There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.
Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none.
When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (is it bad that I have one of those everyday????)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. -evil laugh-... parking garage... yellow bunnies... blue m&m's... Aston Martin... random words...)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile (Even though I can act like one. I got skills, bitch! lol, jk!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Normal people worry me.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
YOU SAY JONAS BROTHERS
I SAY SLEEPING WITH SIRENS
YOU SAY POP
I SAY ROCK
YOU SAY I'M WEIRD
I SAY NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. NOW, LET ME GET BACK TO PLOTTING YOUR DEATH!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
Hobey Ho, lets go!
(Below is what I wanted to put on my goodreads profile, but its too long! Darn, so ya'll can have fun reading it, although most of it is said above, oh well get over it! I had a random spaz moment and this is the result, ok this is a toned down version of the result, ok, really, really, toned down, but you get the point so just shut up and stop listening to the crazy person, if you didn't catch that the crazy person is me, anyways read! Or not, I really don't care.)
badass nod* My name is Sammy and I am a brunette and I have blue eyes. Just so you know I was born in Florida, but Texas is my home or so I like to say, "I am a Floridian to start, but a Texan by heart." My favorite kind of books are fantasy, hence Mortal Instruments and Pendragon, and I also like to read scary stories as well. I like Morpheus Road, but I usually go for more scary stories than it like stuff by Stephen King. My favorite activity is cheerleading. I can talk forever and then when forever is over I can keep talking after that. :) Actually my L.A. teacher who usually loves me keeps getting mad 'cause me and my Bff's, Shannon and Rily, never shut up, especially me and Rily. :) Oh, and if you haven't already noticed, I like smiley faces! And Rily if your reading this you are not moving to Utah, well unless you get that huge house, pack me and Shannon in your suitcase and give me my own room! But seeing as that will probably never happen I want you to know that I love you and I am going to miss you SOO much and I hope you never forget me, because I surely won't forget you. Sorry, no need to add all that when this is supposed to be about books, well she did show me Pendragon and Shannon showed me Mortal Instruments! I have awesome friends, Love ya'll!! Oops I wrote a little more about them than I thought...oh, well if you still reading this..umm HI! I'm sure most of you tuned out! Oops! Anyways,
Hobey Ho! Sammy, Aka Nevva, Aka Mrs.Jace Wayland/Herondale/Lightwood/Morgenstern, Aka the Shadow-hunting traveler :)
Wow... I never realized how many people I am, talk about a headache, and theres more...there is a lot going on in my head! Oohhh no wonder my head always hurts, I just had an epiphany! mommy, MOMMY, I finally figured out what is wrong with me!! tehe! Adios! Hobey Ho! Bye! ok, I'm done. No, seriously I am. Ok now I am. No, now. Ok, we all get I have a messed up head so goodbye!!!
hmmmmmm I should really right a fanfic since this is for fanfiction, but it's hard when you have a million ideas in your head and you can't bring them together! I need inspiration! If anyone has any ideas on a fanfic for the Mortal instruments or Infernal Devices, or any of the aforementioned favorite shows/books, message me and I will do what I can to finally put something besides a quarter of my rant and a bunch of quotes, I know ya'll are probably bored with those by now so...I will shut up now...bye! (for the third time)
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