Author has written 42 stories for Wrestling, and Supernatural.
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4/24/16: So it's been awhile has it not, fanfiction? Just wanted to say it's been a crazy last couple months. I got a grown up job, moved into a new place, went to another WWE show in Moline, IL with caylendar (boy, was that when an adventure...). I'm not as active on here as I'd like to be. I think I'm going to shoot for a goal to at least have one story post a month. A good goal, right? Other than that, not much else is new, so be sure to keep calm and read on! xoxo -L.
8/15/15: So if you haven't noticed, I've taken down a couple of my stories because I think the plotbunnys were pretty dead that I was using to write them. Those fics that have been taken down include: Changing Channels, Listen to Her Voice II, and The Miscellaneous Adventures of a Warrior Angel. L2HV2 got taken down because I hadn't touched it in years. Changing Channels was just a way for me to get a decent My Little Pony/Shield Crossover (judge me all you want internet, I know you wanted it too... it's still coming though in Oneshot form, hahaha!). The Miscellaneous Adventures of a Warrior Angel was causing me so much frustration because I wrote myself into a corner and not having Punk around made it even harder for me to want to pick up and touch that fic. Plus using The Miz as a romantic interest then halfway into the story wanting to make Dean Ambrose that after I wrote him in as being a heel proved to take way to much time, damn you character development! If I ever do go back to writing the sequel it will be with The Shield as Jo's protectors or something... I don't know there was so much that plotbunny wanted you don't even know... again the muses for those stories are so dead, it's not even funny anymore.
I do have a couple of oneshots in the works because for some reason I enjoy writing those (cough, it's caylendar's fault, cough), plus it is not as time consuming as it is to produce a large plot story. So be sure to look forward to those in the next couple months! Also I went to my first WWE show with caylendar back in July and high-fived Roman Reigns (insert fangirl screaming here). I know, I know, some 20-something year old fawning over a grown man is really dumb, but hey I grew up watching WWE since I was 9 so to be able to finally get to reach and touch the thing I loved for so long was absolutely amazing. And no I did not grope him, sheesh internet get your mind out of the gutter. I even made it on TV, one of my Uncle's DVRed and screenshot my face after Roman high fived me and let's just say it screamed "RAGING FANGIRL." Most embarrassing moment ever! Anywho, keep calm and read on! xoxo -L.
Hi, I'm L. or captainbartholomew or cap' or Captain whichever you want to call me. I write mostly WWE and thanks to the lovely caylendar, I write Supernatural fanfiction! *insert happy dance here* Most of my SPN stuff is humorous because everyone deserves a good laugh now and again.
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Fav WWE Wrestlers: C.M. Punk (he is beyond awesome, his wit, his sarcasm, his snark, awe he's just... yea... it makes me sad that he just up and quit), Dean Ambrose (his promos are absolutely to die for and his bad boy rep gets me every time), Roman Reigns (because I'm the typical fangirl and I have needs), Seth Rollins (His character on TV needs work, but he's nice enough outside the ring and truly has passion for wrestling), Randy Orton and John Cena (I grew up watching them... that's all)
Fav Color: Purple
Fav Movie: Tie b/n Easy A, Stardust, and The Princess Bride, The Avengers
Fav TV Shows: This is painfully obvious, Supernatural; along with New Girl, Law & Order: SVU, Gossip Girl
Fav Books: The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Fault in Our Stars
Fav Sports Teams: The Green Bay Packers
Authors I Highly Recommend:
caylendar- Oh what to say about my favorite little TMNT author? Your probably thinking 'Why is this girl plugging some TMNT fangirl?' While lovely reader it's because she is the Humourous One Shot Queen of TMNT fanfics. I bow down to you, my dear. Yea, my one-shots for wrestling are nothing compared to hers. She can turn a story about the turtles playing Suduoku and make it interesting... caylendar also believes that a human person and mutant turtle should not be able to make mutant human turtle babies, I don't know she told me that once and I didn't get it at all. And her logic for a girl falling in love with a turtle is only if she is mentally disoriented, hmmm... makes sense. See caylendar I'm so nice I'm even plugging your stories to interest readers. ;) I'm such a nice friend! But anyway go check her out even if your not a TMNT fan when I read her stuff it usually gets me out of a rut that I'm in. It will help trust me would I lie to you?
Update on caylendar: caylendar now writes WWE fanfiction. I created a monster after taking her to that SmackDown taping in July of '14 and Seth Rollins was there in his tight black Power Rangers pants. She's like a giant WWE nerd now because of that, I take all credit (well Seth Rollins should take some too, you helped create a monster!) and I love her to bits for that exact reason. Her and I actually have a universe we call it the "Shattered That Dream" verse. It is MAJOR ANGSTY ANGST ANGST about everyone's favorite brotherly Shield trio, you should totally read it. These fics are all stand alone pieces but exist in the same realm. The order of these fics goes: Atlas by caylendar, Shattered That Dream by caylendar, Fear of Being of Forgotten by captainbartholomew, Déjà vu by caylendar, Eye of the Hurricane by captainbartholomew, and Phoenix Rising by captainbartholomew.
We also have a character called Intern Eve. She's this "fictional" (we think she's real, we're about 65% sure she is) woman who works for the Creative department in WWE making cracky things happen. She loves to screw with our emotions and troll the crap out of the two of us. ie: New Day referencing fanfiction and AmbeReigns during a promo, having PopEyes commercials pop up in the middle of the matches, referencing fanfiction pieces during promos (New Day legit references the exact wording from one of my fics during a promo), the constant references to Seth Rollins on Raw ever since his injury (pay attention to Raw sometime, the number of Rollins references is out of control, they're extremely subtle, but you'll catch them). She pops up mostly in crack fics or drabbles, sometimes an appearance in the occasional full length story either caylendar or myself write, so be on the lookout for her!
Lampito- Her Supernatural writing is brilliant! She adapts plots and twists them into these amazing creatures. I love her stories not because they literally make me laugh out loud, but because she could most defiantly write the actual script for Supernatural! She actually has a group of fans called the Denziens. I bow down to her mighty powers of chocolate and and manipulation of the Winchesters and fanfic writing. If you ever get the chance to read her work, do it! You will not regret it ever in your entire life!
Willow Edmond- Oh my gosh, what to say about Willow? Her stories are amazingly written. She knows how to hit a person right in the feels and make them want more without them even knowing it. She knows how to write and does an excellent job of doing so. If you want some good Shield fanfics, go to here profile ASAP. My personal favorite of her stories is "The Girl Who Lived." That story is just... amazing, I love it because it really gets to the depths of a large variety of emotions that I think not a lot of authors on this website seem to capture anymore. She does a really fantastic job with all her pieces, so go check her out! You will not be sorry, trust me!
"It's not about getting not knocked down, it's having the ability to get back up." Vince Lombardi
"When I write, the whole world disappears and it's just me, in my own little world." -A Stranger
"Life moves pretty fast, so if your not looking it just might pass you by." Ferris Bular
"I don't know whether your a genius or a lunatic." "Don't they good hand in hand?" Emma Stone in Easy A
"Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." Christopher Robbin to Winnie the Pooh
"Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun." George Scibba
"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you!" Rocky