curdled-milk
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Joined 10-01-02, id: 275600, Profile Updated: 11-01-11
Author has written 17 stories for Hana Yori Dango, Hellsing, Inuyasha, Misc. Anime/Manga, and Harry Potter.

bios are highly overrated.
you live and then you die.
somewhere in
between am I.

email curdled (dot)milk(at)gmail(dot)com yay gmail.

As it transpired,
I was uninspired
Later, I was just too damned tired.
And so we missed the chance.
11-4-2002

5.31.07: done. and on to residency. go me.

There once was a girl from the coast
Whose writing was not worthy of boast
She sat down and tried
Then gave up and sighed
Because her poor brain was toast

11.11.07: occasionally I write something in the heat of boredom.

11.18.07: to all those who want to know when WW will be continued, the answer is: it will not be. You can dream up a sequel you like for yourself. Trust me, mine would have been a total downer. I had figured out the start but no end. mostly because the end involved basically the total dissolution of the group, with everyone going their own way (or possibly getting killed off). It has to be like that if you accept the premise of WW that assembling all the damaged people together didn't actually force them to solve their problems, just lash out against them in new and somewhat unhealthy ways. There was also going to be a long long digression on poor Akira because he is pulled in so many directions, none of which are what he wants. But it will not be written by me, so you'd best give up hope.

I feel that i am too old to be writing fanfic, but i have yet to manage to write even one decent chapter of original thought. How totally depressing. I keep thinking of characters based on people i have known (or combinations thereof) which just leads to maudlin recollections of days gone by. Never a good thing. c'est la vie.

6.1.08: yes, I do now have 2 new ongoing fics. Still not succeeding with the original thought. oh well. I'd care, but then i'd be depressed, so i won't. Instead, i'll be sad at the lack of readership of these lonely little stories. won't you please give them some love? you know you want to. I have been an author on this site for so many years i scare myself.

6.6.08: what is with the sudden proliferation of soujiro/yuki fics out there? I will never read an s/y fic. i will never write an s/y fic. someone please explain to me why you would want to embrace an even worse than usual quintessential good girl bad boy cliche? not that I don't do good girl/badboy fics, but canon triteness hurts my achy drunk head so much.

9.16.09: yes i am still alive. yes, i am totally lame. if you write some more good fanfic (or point me at some) perhaps i will be more inspired. or maybe, point me at a new book or manga or something in desperate search of some angsty profanity-filled fanfic.

Apparently. I now have a twitter account. why. i do not know. can't blame it on the alcohol even. but if you follow me, I may even tweet something. besides nonsense. but maybe not. probably there will be bad haiku. my username is _curdled_milk_ please to be noting all 3 underscores! as someone else exists with only the middle one.

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Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
By Any Other Name by Deviant Nature reviews
Kagome's return after an unexplained, prolonged absence leaves questions she can't answer. While she readapts to life in the present, Kurama is falling under the pressures of human expectations. But their solutions are closer than they think.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 413,529 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 12/23/2003
Hearts or Diamonds? by Roja-Cyd reviews
Eight years after the manga, Akane is a 'delivery girl' and she's left Ranma behind. Her newest assignment, however, will bring some dangerous people against her. Can she go it alone? RxA
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,999 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 4/24/2002 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Disillusion by Sarryn reviews
Mille makes a risque deal with Carrot: One kiss and he won't bother him again, if he doesn't enjoy it. Unfortunately Marron walks in...(yaoi, manga based)
Sorcerer Hunters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 7/22/2002
YAKUZA by Cacat-angel reviews
AU. Sesshoumaru, a dangerous yakuza leader and Kagome, a girl who has unwittingly walked into his web of deceit whilst trying to save her brother. (SESS/KAG) **chap 10 up**
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/12/2002 - Published: 10/11/2002
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A Small Victory reviews
She helped save the world from Voldemort, but who would help her save humanity from itself? HG/DM. rated M for language and possible later content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,277 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Boy Behaving Badly reviews
--or-- How Nishikado Soujiro learned the error of his ways. We all make mistakes,but how do you know when it's time to stop? Sometimes, all it requires is the harsh light of dawn. I was bored, so I changed the name and downgraded the rating.-cm
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
the things we do for love reviews
It had to be done. So she did it. Who could have predicted the consequences of a simple question?. one-shot
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Plausible deniability reviews
A conversation, a sordid little secret. A taste of victory. Not everyone is second best forever.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Tone Poem reviews
Hot Blooded Woman. A mood piece. What would you give up to be the hero? And what does that mean anyway? One shot. Not actually a poem. it was saved under that title, i don't know why, but i must've had a reason at the time.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
of blood and clay reviews
Narkikkagura. Neither Naraku nor Kikyo really understand love. they do, however understand the darker passions: lust. hatred. envy. greed. and most of all: obsession.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
Walking wounded reviews
AU. The f4 as one seriously disturbed former boyband, makino as a shrink with a dark past. who is helping whom, here?
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 59 - Words: 185,013 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 7/8/2003
A Shift in the Wind reviews
An amnesiac, ill Tsukasa, a petulant, possessive Rui, a neurotic, recentlylaid Tsukushi, two playboys, two hangerson, and an onsen: A pleasant weekend retreat or a recipe for disaster? complete
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,711 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 10/15/2002 - Complete
So It Goes reviews
Hot Blooded Woman. . . The real story of what came after. Did you really think there was a happy ending waiting? Complete
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Complete
The biggest idiots of all reviews
The sequel to What fools men are. . . complete
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,741 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 3/23/2003 - Complete
Boys in the kitchen reviews
The playboys' natural habitat is the club scene. so what are they doing in the kitchen? Tsukushi wishes she hadn't foud out. (f4 learn to bake -- with a twist.) one shot.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Complete
Just like all the Others reviews
plotless angsty one-shot. just because.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Complete
What fools men are reviews
the sequel to Baka. Is Soujiro really pursuing Tsukushi? What on earth is he thinking? (finished)
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,392 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002
We'll Always Have Each Other reviews
One shot. AkiraxSoujiro. yes, that's right. the playboys have a little secret.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
The taste of blood reviews
Alucard expounds. the title is pretty self explanatory
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2002
Baka! reviews
Who's the biggest idiot? The F4 are all scheming at cross purposes, and Makino is the prize. finished
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,812 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2002 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Complete
but in the end reviews
time passes. tsukushi matures, and realizes something is wrong with her life...
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Complete