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Why hello there everyone!!!! It is simply smashing to meet you! How art yins doing on this fine day?????
Anyways I would like to say hi to my 2 wonderful chaps randomdancing123(herman/max/oyshileyley/granger) and Astoria Clare(yanda/Asty/Goldsworthy)They are the reason i know about fanfic, so thank you!!!!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile!!!!!!!
Here is some info about meself-
Name: hence username
Age: 204 and a half(thats not a mistake, im serious...)
Things i like: Harry Potter, The Beatles(R.I.P George Harrison and John Lennon), chocolate, the color green, goldfish, plaid shirts, art class(it is where i goof off w/ said chaps, yanda and herman), playing guitar, balancing pencils on my pointer finger(a great way to pass the time in class. I suggest you try it), free food, trees, singing very loudly(though not in hospitals-been there, done that, never agian), old music, making up dumb songs(one of them is bound to be a hit), snowdays, the @symbol(its just so cool!) indian food, dancing when theres nobody there(just dont get caught), harassing my little brother(hahaha), doodling, stupid quotes, taking naps and 80's terms(eat my shorts!).
Things i hate: vegetables, sports, ke$ha, voldemort, staying home sick(theres nothing on tv), blowdrying my hair, the color red, cellphones(i'm way behind w/ technology), cold weather, mints, gym class, homework(who doesnt), potato chips, when the internet doesnt work, clicking pens(it drives me nuts), reality tv(i couldnt care less about what kim kardashian does in her spare time), degrassi(pffft i hate degrassi pffft...(whispers) what happened last night?)
My Hogwarts House would definatly be GRYFFINDOR!!!!! Im always gonna stand up for what is right and would do anything for my family, friends and loved ones. I am a strong believer of being yourself and not letting anybody tell you who you are!!! That is what a gryffindors are, not just brave and adventurous, but strong, caring and true to themselves!!! And if anyone thinks that is extremely cheesy than screw you, cause it most definatly is!!!!! GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!!!
Fav books:Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Clique, Peter Pan, Thw Wizard of Oz...etc.
If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile
Fav shows: Seinfeld(no soup for you!), Glee, The Brady Bunch, American Idol(Go Jaycee!!!-Justin Beaver is a total wannabe of Jaycee, even though he came before him), The Office and That 70's Show.
-"A dream we dream alone is only a dream, but a dream we dream together is reality."- John Lennon
-"It is our choices that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities."- Albus Dumbledore
Funny Quotes-from Seinfeld
-"What do you do anyway?"-George Costanza,"I'm a mailman."-Newman,"Arent mailman the people who sometimes go crazy and kill everbody?"-George,"...sometimes"-Newman
-"Serenity Now!"- Frank Costanza
-"Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean!"- Cosmo Kramer
-"Its a Festivus for the rest of us!"- Frank Costanza
Other quotes(I just love Quotes)-
-"Fetchez la vache!"-Monty Python(ok, so i read this in a fanfic and it was absolutly hilarous! kudos to you sir/madame!)
-"All you need is love"-The Beatles(duh)
-"What the hell is a Hufflepuff"- A Very Potter Musical
-"I cant GO to Pigfarts it on Mars! You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter? I bet you do! Oh, Look at you Rocketship Potter, Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter! Not all of us will have enough money to buy up NASA when our parents die!!!"- A Very Potter Musical
Thats it for quotes because i cannot think of anymore, but there are many more. But i really do love quotes. You can learn quite a lot from them!
Goal in Life: To completly walk across the U.S. and then write a book about it and make millions.(Whenever i tell somebody this they just laugh at me. I'll show them! You watch!)
What's your favourite line(s) in the HP series?
Dumbledore: It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well.
Dumbledore:Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?
Dumbledore:It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Harry:He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy...
Harry and Ron:"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?-"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.
Dumbledore:It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
Peeves:We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
Dumbledore(from the movie POA): Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me.
You say Twlilight
If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile.
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If you support werewolf rights, copy and paste this into your profile.
I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at the others gasping for breath.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Well thats all i have to say for now. It was very nice to meet you all, even though i havnt really met you.
Remember, sing it for the world, the answer is always C and dont take candy from strangers!!! See yins later!! Adios
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