Jumpingjoy22
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Joined 02-19-11, id: 2756235, Profile Updated: 09-15-12
Author has written 4 stories for Corpse Bride, and Twilight.

Hello!!!!!!! I'm JumpingJoy22 or JJ for short. I'm a student living in New Jersey. I love reading and especially writing! In case you didn't notice I just wrote two stories! One called The Nessie Ventures, Book 1: The Witch Apprentice (Twilight) and The Ghost Bride (Twilight, the Corpse Bride) I really hope you read them!I do hope to become an author later in life and get on the New York Times Bestseller List.

My Favorite Books that I Would Recommend to You

Pay it Forward by Catherine Ryan Hyde

The Missing Girl by Norma Fox Mazer

The Devil's Arithmetic by Jane Yolen

How to Say Goodbye in Robot by Natalie Standiford

The Wishlist by Eoin Colfer

Coraline by Neil Gaiman

No More Dead Dogs by Gordon Korman

The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton

A Little Friendly Advice by Siobhan Vivian

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Red Moon Rising by Peter Moore

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

Ghostgirl by Tonya Hurley

Favorite Series

Hush, Hush saga by Becca Fitzpatrick

Fallen series by Lauren Kate

The City of Ember series by Jeanne DuPrau

The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

House of Night series by P.C. and Kristin Cast

Maximum Ride by James Patterson

Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

Incarceron by Catherine Fisher

Evermore by Alyson Noel

Evernight by Claudia Gray

The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare

Pretty Little Liars Series by Sara Shepard

Favorite Manga and Anime

Death Note

Pandora Hearts

Soul Eater

Tokyo Mew Mew

Hetalia

Vampire Knight

Venus Versus Virus

Black Butler


I saw this on someone else's profile but I hope it touches your heart...

Try Not To Cry A sad little story:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge bang.

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends;

That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first,

I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big bang,

I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven howcold-hearted you really are..Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you!


Girls Don't Realize These Things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all...

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Another thing I like...

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

More religion...

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, A'isha Ishtar, Ratt9, ScatteredSands, Jumpingjoy22

"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no freaking way paper can beat rock. what, paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock , thus leaving it immobile? if so, then why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? never mind scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating (usually) innocent students as they attempt to take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. when i play rock/paper/scissors, i always choose rock. then, when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper,i can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you."

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

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Prophecy - Book 5 of Twilight Saga (Fan Fiction) by twilight-saga-prophecy reviews
Refusing to follow the path laid out for her, Nessie unearths a plot that threatens her very existence. Once again the Olympic Coven must take a stand... but who can they trust? Gripping spin-off in the Twilight Saga Series as Bella and Edward struggle to keep their family together in a desperate bid to survive.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 73 - Words: 148,344 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Forbidden Woods by Renesmee The Musical Werepire reviews
Based on true events. Renesmee is an ordinary girl, she never expected meeting Jacob Black, son of her grandpa's friend, after moving to Forks. The two quickly become friends and something more quicker than she ever imagined. Based off Bella's journey.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,883 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
A Lifetime Story of A Lifetime Love by Resha04 reviews
The photograph was different and looked out of place. It showed tall and stony Uncle Ned, cat-smiling mama, sunny-smiling papa, and the fourth person she didn't know, dark hair and strange curl and a scowl on his face and hazel golden eyes that held a smile.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
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The Nessie Ventures, Book 2:The Werewolf's Imprint reviews
Sequel to the Nessie Ventures, Book 1: The Witch Apprentice. Nessie is finally free but she's got a lot of catching up to do and a whole new surprise waiting for her. Sage loves her boyfriend but she has a feeling that there is a "wolf-ish" side to him. And Christa is getting caught up in her own love triangle..all the while somebody is watching them all as disaster enfolds. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie
The Nessie Ventures, Book 1: The Witch Apprentice reviews
Renesmee lives the supernatural life with her family, but one visit with her Aunt Christa, Bella's sister, changes that. A new world of wonder is revealed to Nessie and more supernatural creatures are found. Can Nessie guard something big from her family?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Crimes and Favors
This is a two-shot I wrote for my recently deceased friend; it takes place in the summer between Twilight and New Moon. Bella wanted to start off her summer vacation with her wonderful boyfriend, not solve a murder mystery that could endanger her life.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,513 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bella - Complete
The Ghost Bride reviews
Based mostly off of Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, the Twilight saga, and a few of my own surprises. Edward Cullen is to be married to Tanya Denali but something tears them apart and Edward is claimed by the Ghost Bride. Can you guess who it is? Please R&R!
Crossover - Corpse Bride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,884 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Edward - Complete