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Joined 10-01-02, id: 275642
Author has written 25 stories for Stargate: SG-1, ER, Lord of the Rings, and Matrix.
hellooooooooooo!
I'm 15 and love stargate and punk/rock music. yay! also zombies rock but they scare me...
and always remeber:
1. dont run with scissors
2. soap and rum DONT MIX
3. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE... (why are u in here?)
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A Message Before Dying by shivez reviews
The picture was jerky, dark, and unfocused for a few moments until a light came on and a face came into view. The face began to speak, weak and in pain. “My name in Samantha Carter, Major, U.S. Air Force, member of SG-1. I am dying.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,659 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Grace by Lively Aria reviews
The tale of Grace. One made of flesh and blood, from where? Two interweaving realities, their stories told in alternate chapters, spoilers to mid season 8. NB: alternate timeline, character death, blood scenes written by a medic, angst.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,009 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Confused by WhatATragicComedy reviews
SJ The galaxy, officially, hated them. There was no other way to explain this.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,595 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
OH THE WAYS, LET ME COUNT THEE by Mackenise Jackson reviews
Certain SGC personal are making a list, but about what. My first fanfic, Sam/Pete/Jack kind of
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005
Very Secret Atlantis Journals Season 1 by Athenaktt reviews
COMPLETED! Inspired by LOTR VSD. Fun parodic fic of what goes through the SGA character's minds by episode. ShepWeir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,808 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Elizabeth W., John S. - Complete
Wish List by FooZater reviews
He's made a list... but who checked it twice?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Birthday Traditions 4 by Kate McCaye reviews
Rating for a bit of language and some legal drinking, just to be sure. Year 4, slumber party SG-1 style. SJ of course.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,597 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - S. Carter
Rings and Things by Eve8 reviews
I was strangely and pleasantly surprised at how flirty Jack and Sam have become in Season 8, and I also noticed that Sam isn’t wearing her engagement ring. So this thing just ‘popped right into my frond.’
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005 - S. Carter - Complete
The Email by Troubadour reviews
What does Teal'c do when he gets frustrated? Read and find out! (Just some silliness, may be the start of something longer)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004
Potatodrabble by spacemonkeylover reviews
Drabble challenge fic-word potato. Disclaimer:not mine season: 8 Jack has gone off his food because of a certain Duck!(Petty for you uneducated peeps lol)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2004 - J. O'Neill
Dont Think! Bad for the Team by Loolabelle reviews
I am back, finally. Last installment of this story. COMPLETE! R&R!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,171 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Complete
What to do when you lose a Daniel by Ruthie reviews
Easy steps to help you find your wandering archaeologist.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,819 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 8/2/2003
When Estel was bored by Jade Tyger reviews
FINISHED.Short story. A question that has bothered me for some time now, can elves wiggle their ears? Bagh! It's fluffy xp Flames used for kiln fires
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
Love and smoochies, Return to Sender, and more by incurelf reviews
A collection of letters written by various people in ME. Aragorn & Arwen, Gimli & Gloin, etc. Chapter 14 is up...presenting the DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY OF GONDOR...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 2/21/2003
The Fellowship has fun in the USA by Galadriel-in-disguise reviews
This started out as a normal Fellowship-on-a-road-trip fic...But after being pursued by fangirls, attacked by zombies, subjected to bad pop music, diverted to New Zealand, and mistaken for Martians, things started to get a little strange...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,241 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003
Embarrassing Aragorn by Snuffles2 reviews
Legolas decides to tell the Fellowship a story of Aragorn as a child, much to the Ranger's dismay. Competely rewritten! Please read it again, it's a lot better than last time. Het lovers, it's NON-SLASH! Updated as of 9-17
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Stargate Big Brother 2003 by Ruthie reviews
It's day one in the Big Brother house. Jack and Martouf are already having a fight with a frozen cod. NOW COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Of Arrows and Curses by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, Elladan, and Elrohir accidently tick off a Wizard. The Wizard put a curse on them. Do they survive? Chapter 7 Added
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Adventures of Chevron Guy by BlueJello86 reviews
Ever wanted to know more about the mysterious and handsome guy who engages the chevrons? Well read on...(CHAPTER 4 NOW UP)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 1/12/2004
Jack and the Cheese man by Little Miss Delliham reviews
Walking, talking cheese people and Jack O'Neil, No.1 cheese lover.....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003
Tea in the Trees of Mirkwood by Alarielle reviews
The reasoning behind Legolas’ brainlessness: his traumatised forefathers. The Life History of the Royal Clan of Mirkwood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Legolas, Galadriel
The Terrible Switchings by incurelf reviews
Aragorn and Arwen are not acting like themselves. In fact, they are acting like each other...Arwen is going for the rugged, outdoorsy look, and Aragorn actually WANTS to bathe...find out the whole story...inside. No slash. A WIP. New Chapters up: 6 & 7
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
The Sword That Keeps Breaking by TannerMM3 reviews
Parody of Aragorn, who keeps breaking Anduril, and the other gang members, all of whom have funny new personalities. I think it's really funny, but please review so I can know if it really is. PG out of caution.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
If Elrond Got Drunk by peroxwhygen reviews
Ahem, too much ale, wine, mead, and other forms of alcohol for poor wittle Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Elrond
Elrond’s Reasons Choosing FellowshipNot List by MayetraWolfking reviews
The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Elrond
Revenge of the Straight Elf by Lady Emerald Star reviews
Legolas is sick of being considered gay especially with Aragorn and is planning revenge! THE END IS HERE! FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Elf Eye for the Dwarf Guy by Elf Eye reviews
Led by Elrond, a group of elves do a makeover of Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Elrond, Gimli
Bring Me Back to Life by Im A Brandybuck reviews
Sung by Haldir featuring Elrond. Sung to the tune of "Bring Me to Life" by Evanesence. Haldir sings about not wanting to go to Helm's Deep! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Haldir, Elrond
Mischief by VILYA74 reviews
Why should Elrond be tied to a tree without his robes? Read, and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Elrond, Aragorn
The Real Smith Matrix by DarkSlayer84 reviews
Of all the songs Smith could have taken for his own, this was the One. WARNING: Reloaded spoilers, though you'll be reading between the lines. Rated for language.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Smith, A. - Complete
a boys night at the betting ring by onegreyelephant reviews
due to boredom on the journey to mordor, the fellowship decide to set up a bet...'cos tolkien never said aragorn *wasn't* a sodomite
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Boromir, Aragorn
The Ring-Bearer's Contract by Estel reviews
lol...this is up there with "And now for something Completely Different". This is comedic tidbits in the form of a contract. i have no idea how a contract is written, but bear with me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Elrond, Frodo B.
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The Adventures of Boromir and Faramir reviews
A young Faramir is sick of being abused by his evil father, and so his wonderful older brother takes him on an adventure
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
Death by Chocolate reviews
After Sam dies, SG1 must deal with the aftermath, whilst Sam tries adapt to her life after life.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - S. Carter
An American ate my werewolf from London reviews
Sam discovers the real reason why all her boyfriends keep dying. Teal'c inspires revolution amongst the migrant workers of an amusement park
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004 - J. O'Neill
Sex in my coffee reviews
sequel to Jack O'Neill, Songwriter. Sam writes a song parody of her own.....
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Looooooooong sexy legs reviews
Treebeard finds a new love in life. Contains slash.ew.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Treebeard, Aragorn
The Fellowship comes out of the closet reviews
I like Bing Lee!.......................................................................Everyone but Aragorn is gay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
Great curls and sexy legs reviews
After the fellowship goes mad, Boromir is forced to battle zombie fish, exploding Istari's and singing elves to return Aragorn to Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Boromir
That teenage stage reviews
After their children fall under the influence of the rebellious Estel, Elrond and Thranduil plot with Galadriel to restore normalacy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Elrond, Aragorn
Photocopies reviews
Eldarion learns just how elves reproduce.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2003
Below the belt reviews
Aragorn explains to his son why Elrond and Thranduil don't like each other...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2003
Sixty dollars to Mordor reviews
Aragorn learns something he never knew about his beloved.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
My life is a crossdressing elf reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Sam go to rescue Arwen from the evil clutches of Frodo complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Complete
The Cereal Killer reviews
Boromir develops a new fascination.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Boromir, Arwen U.
Shattered reviews
Elrond is hiding something from Estel that will change their lives forever.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Aragorn, Elrond
Oh what a feeling, it's tree day! reviews
After a really bad day, Smith has a mid-life crisis
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Smith, A.
Confessions reviews
Trinity, Neo and Morpheus all confess a deep, dark secret......
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2003
Of butterfly clips and funky monkeys reviews
One day when Elrond is bored, he decides to get a job. As a model :D *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Complete
Green and orange braces reviews
Aragorn is forced to go to the dentist's by the evil Arwen
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2003
Laughingus fishius reviews
Legolas becomes a hairdresser. (Co-written with A Class Superior!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Legolas
Runaway reviews
Estel runs away and finds himself in a very dangerous situation. *complete!!!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
My life is a wedgie reviews
this really belongs under the catagory of stupidity, but since there is no such category *hint hint*, its down here. the fellowship must go on a long and arduous journey *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete
Reality is but a dream reviews
Dr Carter discovers his life is not all what it seems.....................
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/23/2002
OBE's reviews
apples are cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool! oh right. a summary. uh................Sam gets sick. Soz about the large amount of swearing!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002
Jack O'Neill, songwriter? reviews
A silly illogical thing. But wait, there's more! For a limited time only, you get a FREE song!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2002 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
Dr Evil and SG1! reviews
VERY stupid. basically, what would happen if SG-1 met Dr Evil?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2002