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Joined 02-19-11, id: 2756557, Profile Updated: 07-06-12
Author has written 7 stories for How to Train Your Dragon, Maximum Ride, Death Note, and Misc. Books.

Sup. Wanna-be Viking here. Well, you can just call me Viking.

My tumblr: http://amazinglinkisnotonfire.tumblr.com/
Hiccup's tumblr: http://asktheuselessviking.tumblr.com/

On the 26th of January 2011 I purchased a DVD which started a new, long obsession. This DVD was the wonderful ‘How to Train Your Dragon’. Only seeing this movie several days before buying it, I immediately fell in love with it. Now, I have kidnapped the main character, Hiccup.

LOLjks, my profile isn’t going to be that formal, but I HAVE kidnapped Hiccup, he’s mine! I got this idea of kidnapping a character, who does not exist, in the real world, but in many fan girls’ minds, by the lovely author ‘St. Fang of Boredom’ who kidnapped Fang from Maximum Ride.

So yeah… I’m just going to start my profile now.

-About me-

Name – Viking or Fjam.

Real name – Guess ;D although, you probably already know it.

Age – 15.

Place of Origin – Australia.

Favourite song – It always has been and always will be ‘Sticks and Stones’ by Jonsi and my new favourite, ‘Spell’ by Lama (yes, spelt with one L).

Favourite food – Apples! Red ones!

Favourite movie – You’re kidding me right? Isn’t it obvious?

Favourite book – As much as I LOVE the HTTYD book series, my favourite book series is Maximum Ride.

Favourite game – Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time and Legend of Zelda, Marjora's Mask. I’m getting Skyward Sword for Christmas, so let us see if it makes it into my favourites.

-Things I have learnt from How to Train Your Dragon-

Astrid's her prettiest when a massive fireball explodes behind her.

A rock is a suitable substitute for a tooth.

Tuffnut is either very much hurt or wailing on his sister.

Stoic’s so cool that he can ditch his own son.

Hiccup's stupid enough to get his shield stuck in between two rocks and get slapped by a tree.

Ruffnut and Astrid have big butts and look like dragons.

Fishlegs is scared of gas.

Safety is over-rated.

There is only one night fury, ever. Encase you hadn't noticed that doesn't work.

Lightning and death can have a baby together.

Hiccup's mother has very unusual breasts. Seriously next time you watch the movie look at stoic’s helmet and then Hiccup's. Stoic’s = / \ Hiccup's = /...\.

Some types of dragons have retractable teeth. I mean wtf?

(This isn't something I've learnt it's just something I realized) At the end of the movie it says that it snows 9 months of the year. It didn't snow once in the entire movie, only in the extras. Hiccup's a lair.

It’s okay to use boys for dragons, even if they are the least liked Viking in the village.

Hiccup's hand can magically turn into a rubber.

-My favourite people on FanFiction-

Affiliations – I cannot begin to tell you how much I love this boy. Yes, he can be a huge idiot at times and be very forgetful, but nothing can overpower his kindness. He gives the best hugs and will always be there when I need to talk. I love you. :)

NinjahRose - She always knows how to brighten up a situation. Also, she can make me laugh so easily, I can never stay mad at her.

ItsDestiny – I think everyone loves this girl. She has the most retarded, loudest laugh ever and it makes everyone else laugh. She says the most irrelevant things and the worst times, but that just makes her who she is.

Drivenbyrevenge – Wholly crap. She is the biggest fan girl EVER. I am not kidding. She has so many obsessions, I think even she can’t keep count. Although, she can be a bit power hungry, she’s still fun to be around. Also, she writes the best stories.

BlackPearl96 – Her stories don’t make much sense, but that may be because she doesn’t make much sense in general. She’s still pretty awesome anyway.

St. Fang of Boredom – Best story writer ever. No one can compare. Her and her kidnapped character, Fang, make the best duo and can always make stories that make me laugh until my sides hurt.

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Oblivious to Awkwardness by keep-me-posted reviews
What happens when two opposites, like Ruffnut and Fishlegs, suddenly attract? A collection of OneShots.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - [Ruffnut, Fishlegs]
Agraphobia by YukiGoku reviews
Light decides to take a walk out of boredom, and gets jumped. He gets hurt, ends up in the hospital, and loses his memory. Light's father, Soichiro then goes to the only person he can think of to take care of Light. That of which being L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - L, Light Y.
Subconscious Nudge by OppositeSpectrum reviews
Light Yagami is perfection, or so he’d like to think. What happens when he is forced to share an apartment with one L Lawliet? His subconscious gives him a push in the right direction of course! Yaoi, complete AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,063 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Light Y., L
Brain Damage by flYegurl reviews
Iggy is injured and suffers a severe brain injury. Fang is tortured by guilt. It was his fault. "I… remember when I was not like this. Max and Nudge and Angel and Gazzy said that I would be a part of the flock even if I could not make bombs or make food. But I can not do either of that any more, and they do not treat me like a part of the flock. They were lying."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
This Sickness by bonegeisha reviews
Tuffnut's always had a strange attraction for the little viking Hiccup. But, the empty spot at Hiccup's side has recently been filled by Astrid; and Tuffnut's having a hard time accepting that. -TuffCup -Gotta love yaoi
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,522 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
Your Guardian Angel by BehindClosedEyes reviews
What if Toothless didn't make it through in the end? What if he passed away saving Hiccup? Oneshot. Suck at summaries, just read the story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
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Viking's Poetry Corner! reviews
Idea from 'St. Fang of Boredom' Basically Hiccup and I rambling about nothing in particular in a poetic form. Don't like? Don't read. Simple as that.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hiccup
Random Poetry reviews
Just some random poems I write when I feel like it. I don't expect anyone to like them. Or even read them. They're mainly just for my own enjoyment.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012
Deadly Temptation reviews
L and Light are bound by handcuffs. Will they continue to argue and constantly look over their shoulder in fear, or will some deadly temptation take over? M for later chapters. YAOI! LxLight!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Light Y., L
Got any Grapes? reviews
Random Parodies of songs and videos. Be prepared for complete randomness.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011
Sticks and Stones reviews
Sequel to Someones got a case of the Hiccup's. Astrid is extremely jealous of Ally, who may or may not have fallen in love with her lanky Ex boyfriend, time for revenge? Will Hiccup's promise to Eek come back and bite him in the butt? Discontinued
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup
Come at Me Bro reviews
What happens when Iggy and Fang are left home alone? YAOI! FIGGY! Don't like? Don't read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Someones got a case of the Hiccups reviews
Hiccup finds himself in a strange world where he meets three girls. Can they get him home or will something completely different happen? Contains OCs. Rated K plus for mild cursing. Comfort in later chapters and sort of funny A/Ns
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete