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Joined 02-19-11, id: 2756567, Profile Updated: 08-06-13
Author has written 7 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Terra Nova, Harry Potter, NCIS, and Great Gatsby.

To be perfectly honest, I couldn’t quite decide what to put here. Normally, this is where a small biography about the Author is put, sometimes even a list of the genres they're partial to reading and writing about.

But, instead I thought I might post my favorite quotes about writing instead. These quotes inspire me, make me laugh, and remind me why I write.

Perhaps they can inspire someone else as well.

“Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the 'creative bug' is just a wee voice telling you, 'I'd like my crayons back, please.” ― Hugh MacLeod

“There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.” ― Maya Angelou

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” ― Mark Twain

“You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write.” ― Saul Bellow

“We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect.” ― Anaïs Nin

“No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.”
― Robert Frost

“Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it.
Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.”
― William Faulkner

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.” ― Isaac Asimov

“People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.” ― Joss Whedon

“I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.” ― Mark Twain

“If you do not breathe through writing, if you do not cry out in writing, or sing in writing, then don't write, because our culture has no use for it.” ― Anaïs Nin

“Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I have claimed that Escape is one of the main functions of fairy-stories, and since I do not disapprove of them, it is plain that I do not accept the tone of scorn or pity with which 'Escape' is now so often used. Why should a man be scorned if, finding himself in prison, he tries to get out and go home? Or if he cannot do so, he thinks and talks about other topics than jailers and prison-walls?” ― J.R.R. Tolkien

“By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...” ― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

“The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent, but not money - the first step to controlling your world is to control your culture. To model and demonstrate the kind of world you demand to live in. To write the books. Make the music. Shoot the films. Paint the art.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

“A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?” ― George Orwell

“if you expect to succeed as a writer, rudeness should be the second-to-least of your concerns. The least of all should be polite society and what it expects. If you intend to write as truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society are numbered, anyway.” ― Stephen King

“People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, ‘Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating.’” ― Jarod Kintz

“Don't classify me, read me. I'm a writer, not a genre.” ― Carlos Fuentes

“Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale…” ― Gabriel Garcia Marquez

To anyone who actually read this far, I can only hope you found some form of inspiration or humor from the quotes, as I do.

Also, I now have an account on An Archive Of Our Own where my pen name is DelicateRevelations.

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Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. BASH! Some Weasleys & manipulative Dumbledore! Salazar is NOT a Superhero! A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 441,053 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
To Call A Place Home by missmusicluver reviews
Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry just really doesn't want in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,546 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,584 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
Fate be Changed by Araceil reviews
Reborn as a Hobbit, Willowyn Proudfoot isn't about to let a doughy potato like Bilbo Baggins get himself killed on Gandalf's hairbrained idea of an adventure. She's taking his place. For better or worse. (fem!Hobbit!Harry, major canon!divergence)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,977 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 3,321 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B.
Hedwig's Great Adventure by Stellata reviews
First he learns there's a world of magic, then he meets a time traveling owl? Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any stranger... AU Hogwarts years, stars Hedwig, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Padma, Terry, Susan, Blaise and Hannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,822 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Hedwig
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,606 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Ash & Dust by artemisian reviews
Harry Salvatore died at thirteen in the year 1864, long before his time. Harry Potter was born in 1992, and at seventeen, is strangely drawn to a small town in Virginia that seems to be the source of his odd visions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Stefan S., Damon S.
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 2,390 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
The Psi Gene by Bright Yellow Bumblebee reviews
The psi gene. A single gene on chromosome 11 made from 20 base pairs that codes for psychic abilities. Many people have an inactive gene but those with an active psi ability have the power to change the world. For better or worse...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,095 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/2/2009 - E. Ryoma
Death's Design, Fate's Plan by Illiandyandra reviews
My take on Reptillia 28's Challenge from Portkey, Really hope no one minds. Harry dies well before his time and is sent back to clean up the mess he left behind. This will be an Adult Story, contains Bashing and Character Death. Cleaning up the first/third person & tense changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,734 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
LoveLife Masquerade by XxLeopardPrintxX reviews
AtobeXOC. Shishido, Ryoki is in love with the 'emperor' of Hyoutei. Not for his fame, or for his undeniable skill in Tennis, but for the boy she sees buried underneath the ego, behind the cocky arrogance. But she'll never be good enough for him. So, she locks away her feelings- claims she's over him. But is she really? Or is it all just a hoax, a masquerade?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,577 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Atobe K. - Complete
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 2,218 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
West of the Moon by Angel Baby1 reviews
They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,619 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Oneshot collections by KoOri no HouKou reviews
This is collection of oneshots for our beloved OC,Kisaki Kasumi,from 'Of Blacks and Blues' with the prince of your request! Please place your request of pairings here! R&R PLZ!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,092 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 10/12/2007
Koi no Gekidasa Ecstasy! by KoOri no HouKou reviews
Why won't Niou leave me alone?And why do I actually have fun with him around? I can't like a trickster like him,right? Kenya and I are just 'friends',right? Yuushi!Don't try to set me up with him! From the author of 'Of Blacks and Blues!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,790 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Niou M., Oshitari K. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 3,446 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Tsumetai'me by Hidden in Sunlight reviews
50 drabbles. All about one enigmatic girl, who goes by the name of Fuji Syuusuke. Requests accepted! fem!Fuji x Multi. DISCONTINUED.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Fuji S. - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2356 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Turns of Fate by Rosabell reviews
AU before ROTS;a wise young Luke is transported into the past before the events which would lead his father to the Dark Side.He harbors secrets,both about himself and the nature of the Force. Will Luke help his parents? Is that a good idea?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 91,491 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 3,431 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Extreme Fight Club by Habit reviews
Fighting was in her blood; it's what she was born to do. And she'd make sure her father recognized her as his heir...one way, or another. *MA for a reason folks!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,796 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Ice Princess of Rikkaidai by Starian NightZz reviews
FemRyo. After her best friend died in an accident, Echizen Rika quit tennis for good before she is then pushed into playing tennis with the boys' team...in Rikkaidai. Yukimura/FemRyo
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 287,718 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Yukimura S., E. Ryoma - Complete
In My Head by Hidden in Sunlight reviews
A collection of 40 oneshots of a spunky, female Ryoma and one of the many boys in the world of Prince of Tennis. Fem!Ryoma x Multi. COMPLETE.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,322 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - E. Ryoma - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4763 - Favs: 10,014 - Follows: 11,511 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Balm of Time by ladylaughalot reviews
Dumbledore concocts a cunning plan to travel back in time and destroy Voldemort's Horcruxes. His untimely death prevents him from going so Harry must go in his place, and take the one person whose help he really needs with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,856 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things Hermione Granger Didn't Learn From A Book by Stellata reviews
Something a book can't teach her? Impossible - nay, highly improbable... So who could teach her? Enter one half of our resident prankster team. Now 4th year is turning out to be far more interesting than Hermione had ever thought... Hermione/Fred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W., George W., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3508 - Favs: 6,021 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ending of an Epic by fantasyra reviews
All books compliant, except epilogue. AU with regards that I took a few liberties here and there. Harry was bitten by Greyback just after he killed Voldemort. Harmony Parring. Takes a bit past the end of book 7. A different ending to a great story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,626 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Turned Back:Prisoner of Azkaban Continued by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Sequel to Time Turned Back by Knightblazer85. Read his first to understand mine. With Wormtail in jail, Harry feels himself free and enjoys his second chance. Fate, however, has other plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What If? by TheCrackedoutFirebird reviews
What would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball first? How different would things have been between them and how would the wizarding world be affected by a simple question? Chapters are a comfortable 5,500 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,228 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Following Time's Footsteps by Stunning Sunset reviews
During a mission, Sakura is flung back in time shortly after making a deal with Kyuubi. She wakes up in the past in the time of the Yondaime. main pairing Kaka/Saku/Kyuu. may add other pairings, depending on the results of the poll. possible reverse harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,949 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Road to Queen by PINK-night reviews
Ato/Fem!Ryo: Like a true caterpillar going through metamorphosis, Echizen goes from being a skinny, little girl to a beautiful, rare woman. Atobe watches and tries to convince himself that there is no need to drool over the femme fatale. And fails.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,878 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Atobe K., E. Ryoma - Complete
Harry and Gabi by muggledad reviews
Does love really withstand all? Can they truly complete each other while navigating the deadly life that others build around them? Harry/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 151,903 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,814 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,752 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
5 Times James Kirk Almost Died And One He Didn't by Angel Baby1 reviews
You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5338 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 2,350 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
To Stand Against the Darkness by muggledad reviews
How things would be different if Harry & Hermione realized their feelings through the stress of the 3rd task. Post-GOF AU, HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,284 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M.
James Castle by Bouncing Soul reviews
Harry/Punisher X-over. The Dursleys are killed when Harry is 5 and he is rescued by an unlikely hero and believed dead. What happens when he rejoins the Wizarding world in his 7th year and a witch tries to figure out his secret?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Punisher - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,684 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5312 - Favs: 9,567 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Defender of Beauxbatons by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry never showed up to Hogwarts and 7 years later, the Beauxbatons school comes to Hogwarts for a year with a mysterious male student. HarryFleur ON HIATUS AS OF 3/3/08
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,386 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 2,010 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Of Blacks and Blues by KoOri no HouKou reviews
Oresama will get you to like oresama:Atobe declares,and she hates him for saying that. Also,Tezuka steps into the picture and sways her feelings,and chaotic Rikkai Regulars to the fun! Who will she choose? AtobexOCxTezuka story!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,438 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Atobe K., Tezuka K. - Complete
Vanishing Illusions by Trelawney's Love Toy reviews
Harry Potter, previously thought to be dead, arrives to compete in the triwizard tournament. How will being raised by a former Death Eater and attending Durmstrang, alter the boy's intended course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,190 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
A Man Called Hope by Sentimental Star reviews
**COMPLETE** He was raised among the Elves of Imladris, and befriended the Elven Prince of Mirkwood. His name meant Hope in their language. But is that enough to allow him passage to Valinor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,158 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Flaming Ice by Yoru Inu reviews
He was ice, cool and beautiful. She was fire, untamed and temperamental. Both were equally dangerous, both hurt. When they clash, will ice melt, or will fire extinguish? Too bad fire only has one fate this time. oneshot. R&R!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Atobe K. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4319 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 2,188 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 126 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Going Home by Shannz reviews
AU It has been a year since the battle at Naboo. QuiGon survived the Sith, but he and ObiWan have not spoken since. When ObiWan goes missing, QuiGon wonders if he will ever get a chance to make things right between them.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,544 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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Great Beginnings and Fitting Endings reviews
Alternate ending to The Great Gatsby, where in Nick writes his novel and Gatsby looks over meanwhile and critiques. COMPLETE. ONE-SHOT.
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Proving Innocence reviews
Harry is finally fed up with the school turning on him every other year and takes drastic measures to ensure that everyone knows what REALLY happened, enter Hermione and her knowledge of old magic and who knows what can happen. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Misadventures Afloat reviews
Director of NCIS dead? Check. Does everyone think it's his fault? Check. Is the team being split up and sent to separate ends of the earth? Double check. Is he going to spend months as Agent Float trying not to go insane? Hell No.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Tony D. - Complete
Colours of time reviews
ONE-SHOT AU: There's a new class at Hogwarts. But why is it there. And why does the teacher look so like one of their classmates, namely Harry Potter. time travel fic! Hopefully a new twist on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Afraid to live reviews
AU.ONESHOT.In a world where Harry died as an Infant, the Order summons someone to kill off Voldemort. Unfortunately, the person they summon is angry enough that they join their enemy to spite them. Dark!Harry trying to teach an old cliche new tricks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
From the Ashes, Life Arose reviews
ONESHOT -SPOILERS FOR SEASON FINAL- "Commander Taylor? I think you need to see this." Doc. Shannon called to him as he got up to leave the infirmary. He was just so tired, what required his attention now? AU Wash lives and how
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/23/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
How Marriage is Assuredly the End reviews
One-Shot. Marriage, Sherlock was sure, was the end. The end of their illustrious partnership. Sherlock's thoughts as he left the church following Watson's wedding.SPOLIERS
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete