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Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1.) America

2.) England

3.) N. Italy

4.) Japan

5.) Germany

6.) Canada

7.) Russia

8.) France

9.) Poland

10.) Prussia

11.) S. Italy

12.) Sealand

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Nope! Germany/Prussia? No. Germany belongs with N. Italy!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Italy hot? On a scale of 1 to 10, 6. He’s too cute to be really hot! On a scale of 1 to 10 on cuteness, he gets infinity!!!!!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Well, first, England (2) would probably beat Canada (6) up, for touching his dear America (1). Second, EW!!!!! INCEST!!!!!! DX

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Can’t really recall any fics, sorry. I mostly read USUK. But I have read some with some funny Poland moments!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Russia and England? No, Russia would cancel out all of England’s dark magic!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Hm… I guess Japan and… Poland? I don’t know… :P

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Russia would probably try to convince France and N. Italy to let him join so they could all become one!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Summary: America decides that his brother and his boyfriend should get to know each other better. So Canada and England embark on an evening out in order to become better friends. When they become besties, America gets jealous.

SO uhm… yeah, does that work?

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Japan and Prussia? No, I don’t think so. But I guess if the right writer attempted it, it could maybe work out.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

America and Germany. Title would be… ‘My German Heritage’ because a lot of America’s have German heritage and ancestory?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

N. Italy and S. Italy? Some sort of odd couple, brother, buddy plot, where they attempt to unify, but S. Italy won’t unless N. Italy ends his friendship with Germany… or something.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

I don’t really have many friends that are into manga and anime. But the ones that do? I don’t think so.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Well apparently song fics aren’t allowed. But if they were, for Poland, I’d choose ‘Cause I’m a Blonde’ by Julie Brown.

14. if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

England/N. Italy/Canada

Warning: This may be too cute in fluffy friendship!

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

France hitting on Germany… hm… “I hear you’re into weak, girly, flamboyant, effeminate men. Wanna invade me? Hon, hon, hon.” I don’t know…

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Russia and Prussia? I don’t feel like writing a drabble, but if I did, it’d be about them arguing over who copied the others name. Lol

17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

EW! NO! NOT ONLY WOULD IT BE INCEST, BUT IT’D ALSO BE MOLESTATION!!!!!!!!! Russia would probably smile creepily and watch and then ask to become one. I DON’T KNOW!!!! It’s gorss!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

Japan de-flowering America? I’m not sure what kind of plot, but I do know it would be absolutely cute and sweet and fluffy with only a little bit of kink and lemon!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?


20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yup! Draws!

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

England/Japan/Germany? Lord, no!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?


24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Hm… don’t remember.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Canada… licking maple syrup off someone in a slutty hockey uniform.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Possibly when drunk. S. Italy and Poland.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

N. Italy and Russia? Neither, Germany would beat Russia up before anything like that could even happen. But to answer the question, N. Italy would be at the bottom in any relationship. (Unless it was Canada maybe… Or a girl.)

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Erm… ew. Russia/France? No thank you.

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Static by OrangePlum reviews
Breathless Sequel. Arthur always thought that the incident with Alfred's arms would forever be the biggest hurdle their friendship would face. But as the looks change and the touches linger, it becomes frightfully clear that he was dead wrong about that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 7/29/2011 - England/Britain, America
Like It or Not by Celestial Clusters reviews
AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,006 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Blood & Lies by Random-Crap-To-The-Rescue reviews
Romano had always been able to see it- the blood that stained others hands. Feliciano had always been able to hear it- the lies that coated others sickly sweet voices. Italy as a whole wasn't as stupid as most thought. Two-Shot. I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Alfredism continuation by la-mia-stella reviews
-DISCONTINUED- Alfred can't help but feel betrayed by his family's religion, due to the feelings he has for his English teacher./AU, AlXArthur. More pairings in the future. M for cursing, ripping on religions, and maybe sex in future chapters. new author finishing it -DISCONTINUED-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,941 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/15/2011 - America, England/Britain
Not All Treasure Is Silver And Gold by animeloveramy reviews
Taught to despise pirates all his life, how will Alfred cope when he is captured by one Arthur Kirkland, the pirate captain with a curse that only Alfred has the key to breaking? Pirates of the Caribbean parody - AU. UK/US/UK and Spain/S.Italy. Plus PruHun, Franada and GerIta. Hinted RomeGermania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,704 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Love is Pretty by Taisi reviews
Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Only Have Eyes for You by haetorigumo reviews
AU. Something strange has been going on at Alfred's school. After witnessing it firsthand, Alfred decides to prove that the school is haunted by two ghosts reliving their tragedy from decades past. USUK/UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
unhealthy but not unhappy by closeincline reviews
USxUK college AU. Alfred is a naïve freshman, Arthur is a well-versed but somewhat troubled exchange student, Francis is an annoying room mate, Mathew is a sassy gay friend, and about half the rest of world makes an appearance eventually.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - England/Britain, America
Bell'Italiano by Shibby-One reviews
England is still dressed up as an Italian, and an oblivious America runs into him and doesn't realize who he is. Cue England wooing him the Italian way as he remains under cover in Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Wimbledon by Miss Sammi Potter reviews
Alfred Jones is a Wimbledon qualifier. He has no rank, stats, or even incredible talent. He's not the only one shocked when Arthur Kirkland, ranked 4th in the world, takes an interest in him. But as they say, love means nothing in tennis...right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - America, England/Britain
After the Boys of Summer Have Gone by three-days-late reviews
It's summer, which means it's time for Alfred to bounce around from boyfriend to boyfriend, completely unaware of what's right in front of him. Not that Arthur cares, because they're just friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Crushed by Car reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 162 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seduction: The English Way by Equif reviews
In which Arthur Kirkland goes all out to woo Alfred F.Jones' heart. Badass!UK/US Rating will go up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
King of the Who? by The-baby-Sparrow reviews
Arthur falls asleep during a World Conference meeting, and stumbles upon two of his ex-colonies in his dreams. Inspired by Monty Python and popcorn. Rating T because I like the letter T. 'Nuf said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mental Scars by Author-chan reviews
They never talk about the scars, especially that long ragged one slashed across America's belly. England's not even allowed to touch it. But eventually even the most taboo subjects fall from parted lips. US/UK, American Civil War
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Cake and Roman Candles by PolkaDottd reviews
England is civil and cheerful at America's 233rd birthday. It seems like he has finally come to terms with the Revolutionary War centuries ago. So why does that make America upset? USxUK, rated T for language. Ignore the lame title.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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Is Anybody There? reviews
A short story in honor of Alfred's birthday. Sometimes Alfred felt so alone in his dream for independence. Like he is the only one who still believed in America. Seriously... Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see what he sees? Rsted T because of a few swear words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - America - Complete
Definition of Myself reviews
USUK Teen romance is so cliché. So is running away, having internal battles about sexuality and religion, and being the charming, mysterious, handsome new kid in school. That's what Alfred was, cliché. Controversial Issues used in this fic. Other pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
YoHo, Alfred reviews
UKUS Arthur is a swash-buckling pirate in love with his captain's cabin boy, Alfred. The two must sneak around in order to escape the captain's wrath, for if they're caught, they'll surely be killed. Spamano and mentioned onesided FRUS LEMON YAOI ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Confederate States of America reviews
Alternative History. When the Confederate Army wins the Civil War, Alfred F. Jones, the personification of America vanishes and a new one comes into play, oppressing the country and world. Arthur decides he's had enough. UKUS/USUK. Rating WILL change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain, America
Real Life reviews
AU He treats his ills with daily pills. He lives his life full of strife. A life surreal, not always real. Arthur lives with a disorder called schizophrenia. When he meets Alfred, he thinks he's found something real. Alfred/Arthur USUK other pairs inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,140 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - England/Britain, America
To Live Every Week reviews
Drabble In honor of Shark Week: America's excited for Shark Week, and England's annoyed. "Shark Week is the most important week, EVER!" The other Nations just don't understand what it means to live every week like it's Shark Week. USUK friendhip
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'll Never Fall Asleep Again reviews
Tonight he was afraid of falling asleep. Worried that he'd wake up to discover it all had been a beautiful dream. That the intimate touches and soft kisses were all his imagination. America and England spend the night together. USUK Fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Published: 7/11/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
We Should've Just Played Flashlight Tag reviews
Requested One-Shot: The nations decide to play 'Ghost in the Graveyard' and America is SOOO not scared. 'Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to have Russia be the ghost' USUK America/England with some GerIta Germany/N. Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How Are You So Sweet? reviews
"Look at them Artie! Feli seems perfectly fine on his own with Ludwig. So can we please go now? Skating makes me feel so gay!" "Alfred, you are gay!" Arthur takes a peeved Alfred ice skating. USUK America/England with a side of GerIta Germany/N. Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
According to Plan reviews
One-Shot USUK. To say that things hadn't exactly gone as he'd originally planned would be the understatement of the year. "I like like you!" England and America embark on a disastrous first date. AmericaxEngland/Britain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Captured reviews
One Shot US x UK. America's been captured and is now a prisoner of the Axis Powers. England gathers the Allies, ready to stop at nothing to save him and be his hero. "I don't care. All I want is America back." America/England/Britain USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Game reviews
One Shot: USUK "The game doesn't work when you play it by yourself, you twat!" America tries to get England to play a game with him. England is not amused. AmericaxEngland Rated T for innapro-pro language. Anonymous reviews accepted
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Independence Day reviews
One shot: US x UK "I got everything I wanted that day… but I lost something very important to me…" It's the 4th of July and England, and America reflect their past and confront their feelings. Please read! You'll love it! I guarantee it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
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