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Author has written 3 stories for Iron Man: Armored Adventures, and Fantastic 4.

30 Good Reasons why GIRLS are always the BEST

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

2. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

3. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

5. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

6. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

7. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.. and change the channel manually. (Well my tv doesn't have those buttons, so I need the remote…)

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here?

10 Commandments of a Teenager

Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Johhny
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? red
3. Your first initial? P
4. Your month of birth? March
5. Which is cooler, black or white? Black
6. Name a person of your same gender. Katherine
7. What's your favorite number? 11
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California!
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? Oceans
10. What is your wish? To get straight A's.

1. You are in love with this person. Yayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!! :D
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Well that's great :)
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change. Uh okay…
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. She is :)
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. Ok… Well that's good I guess :)
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure. It's true :D
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. I do like to please people!!! :D
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.
(Sure it will)

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

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Of Elfs and Kittens by ElvenQueen18 reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles about the relationship between Kurt Wagner and Kitty Pryde. NOW COMPLETE.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 29,823 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - [Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.] - Complete
Splintered by dees1 reviews
Clark is under the influence of silver Kryptonite, causing him to have paranoid delusions. He feels he cannot trust anyone – his parents, Lana and Chloe. Meanwhile, Lois is away in Washington DC visiting her father and Lucy when she transported to the Fortress by Jor-el who asks for her help to save his son. In return, Jor-el gives her an unexpected gift…
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,470 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Out of the darkness by rjt040190 reviews
Catherine has been captured and tortured. In time, she physically gets better. But mentally... Will she ever be able to heal? Will she ever be able to get out of the darkness? V/C
Beauty and the Beast, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Vincent K., Catherine C. - Complete
Avengers MSN Gone Mad by WolfOfProphecy's reviews
What happens when the Avengers get MSN? Madness Ensues. I dont own The Avengers. Includes Whole Team
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Hunted by Dacica Dracones reviews
Never surrender to obsessions...Dark Ace/Piper/Aerrow
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Piper, Dark Ace
A Broken Star by A Battle Inside My Heart reviews
Annie Cresta will never be the same girl ever again. All of her scars and bruises will only be an reminder of what happened inside the arena. Despite her being alive it still wasn't enough hope for her. But I will do what ever it takes to help her. - Finnick Odair One-Shot takes place around the 70th Hunger Games. Strongly Rated T for a suicide attempt. R/R
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Games People Play by ParamoreXO reviews
A collection of Gwevin one-shots & drabbles.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,261 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Awkward Moments by AngeliqueRox reviews
The X-Men are the coolest team there is; not as careless as the Brotherhood or as care-free as the Acolytes. Despite this, who said the X-Men don't ever have awkward moments? This is a series of one-shots. Chapter Three: Although phones can be very helpful sometimes, they also make some very awkward situations...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012
A New Mutant? by windingdown reviews
This story uses characters from the second X-Men movie and it takes place kind of where the movie left off. Nightcrawler was always my favorite character. I have also introduced a new possible mutant and the story is told from her point of view. I hope everyone enjoys it and please review! This is my first story on this site.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,088 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nightcrawler
MSN Chaos: Avengers Style by XxLokiLaufeysonxX reviews
The Avengers are living together in Tony's New York tower when Loki escapes Asgard and moves into an apartment not too far away. They end up all getting an MSN and chaos ensues. FYI Tony's parties and the Hulk don't mix.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Regrets by x-menobsessed26 reviews
An extremely short one-shot of Scott's reflection on what he should have done.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [Scott S., White Queen/Emma G. Frost] - Complete
Thirty minutes by lagrange reviews
Natasha goes to Clint's room to say goodbye and ends up waking him. She needs comfort as does he, but they only have thirty minutes. I know it's short, but I needed a starting ground. This is set after the Avengers has started.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
You Make Daddy Sick by mygyps17 reviews
Clark and Lana meet Clark's future daughter. Only problem is...Lana apparently isn't the little girl's mother. Bits of Chlollie and Clois. Mostly Jo though.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 194,535 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010
The Green Hood by xXduncanxloverXx reviews
5 years after TDA, Courtney's on her way home from work when she gets mugged. That is, until a man in a motorcycle helmet saves her. It appears there's much more to this hooded town hero than she thought. Yeah..sounds cheesy. Better summary inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Duncan, Courtney
April Fools! by crazytomboy78 reviews
A short extremely late April Fools Day one-shot featuring our favorite two people. One-shot, Pepperony. Requested by ice456.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Boredum by crazytomboy78 reviews
Sometimes boredum can lead to some pretty great things. Especially for Tony Stark...one-shot, Pepperony! My favorite XD
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
83 Moments of Ben by Skylark Evanson reviews
Ben being Ben. 83 times. How much better could it get?
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 38,876 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ben T.
Peter And Pepper by gunman reviews
When Tony leaves a charity ball with another woman, Pepper Potts decides to follow his example, and picks up the first available guy she meets, which happens to be Peter Parker!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, V. Potts/Pepper
Opposites Attract by RowenaR15 reviews
Like everyone says opposites attract, she is a shy conserved girl, and he is a careless and man-whore guy. She have a nice heart and care for others feelings, he in the other hand will make heartless comments. Johnny/oc hate/love relationship
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Johnny S., OC] - Complete
In Moments Of Weakness by FluffleNeCharka reviews
When Stane successfully takes Stark International from Tony, Pepper finds him on the edge of a building contemplating jumping off, and has to talk him down. Pepperony, oneshot.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Deteriorate by FluffleNeCharka reviews
The big city isn't as fun as it appears. Whitney feels alone and lost in the crowd, so she takes things into her own hands. One way or another, she's getting out of this town. Suicide, one-shot.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Whitney S.
Excuses by zammierox reviews
A collection of drabbles in which Merlin is caught with something magical, is doing/did magic, or sneaking around and what his excuses would be Most likely to Arthur . R&R please! "Humor" is the goal so...yeah. "T" 'cuz I'm paranoid.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Merlin
Maybe by itchypuppy reviews
Gwen breaks a deal with an old enemy. One shot, Gwevin.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kevin, Gwen T. - Complete
The Book by zammierox reviews
Revelation one-shot; Arthur catches Merlin looking at his spellbook but Merlin makes up an excuse and so Arthur decides to come back later and see what it really is; T 'cuz I'm paranoid
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My Other Half by beautifulxlife reviews
Bridgette could never imagine herself falling for a guy like Geoff. In her words he's too cocky for her to deal with, he's cute, popular, charming...anyway, she wouldn't fall for a guy like him in a million years! Well...maybe a million is too long.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,658 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
Promises by ParamoreXO reviews
As Gwen and Kevin's romance blooms, someone - or SOMETHING - is hunting down and killing the generation of Plumber's. So what happens when the couple is faced with someone they can't bring themselves to defeat?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,649 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Fixing Cars by KandiLips reviews
"Fixing cars. This was an offer Gwen would've turned down if learning how to fix cars didn't involve having to squeeze into a really tight space next to Kevin and all six feet of his dreamy, bad-boy hotness." ONE-SHOT. **MAJOR GWEVIN FLUFF!** Rated T.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Visitors by DefyingPopular reviews
Uther attempts to set Arthur up with a visiting Lord's daughter. However, this girl isn't quite who she seems to be... and only Merlin knows the real her. MerlinxFreya ArthurxGwen
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Merlin, Freya
The 15 Reasons Why You Should Say No To Alcohol by KandiLips reviews
Yeah, the title PRETTY MUCH says it all. Just a series of one-shots in which Ben, Gwen, Kevin, and Julie are unwise about their intake of booze... Rated T for CERTAIN chapters. Contains Gwevin & Benlie!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Ben T.
LOVE spells love gwevin by kevin4gwen reviews
Charmcaster puts a love spell on kevin making him fall in love with her and making kevin think that he never really loved gwen in the first place so he betray ben and gwen breaking gwen heart what will ben and gwen do ..........
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Gwen T., Kevin
Broken by ninjasandbacon reviews
He was losing himself, he was broken. And there's nothing she can do to help him.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Dan, Serena - Complete
Masked by d1sAstUr reviews
With her dad in a coma and in need of surgery, Pepper is at a lost and in need of money. She finds the mask of Madame Mask, and thing start to look up, that is, until Iron Man gets in the way. WhitneyXTonyXPepper, TonyXMadameMask
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009
The Blue Shirt by King Zoe reviews
A short, post X-2. IN WHICH: Scott is depressed, angry, and throws a little tantrum
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Cyclops
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Envy, Jealousy and then Revenge reviews
I take a few deep breaths and try to calm myself down, lots of questions racing through my mind. Does Tony do this to me on purpose? Did he even notice me? What does Tony see in Whitney that I don't have?
Iron Man: Armored Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Pepper P.
Aftermath of saving Venice from sinking reviews
I was hiding something. Now that I think about it, I am starting to feel a bit dizzy. But unfortunately it was not long till the darkness consumed me and I fell. The last thing I heard was my brother calling my name. REED/SUE
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Reed R., Susan S.
Apologize reviews
"hey." she said. "I'm sorry." I said after our kiss. "for what?" she asked me slightly confused as to what I was on about. a quick one shot, may become a multi chap. REED/SUE
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012