Author has written 16 stories for Kim Possible, Toy Story, How to Train Your Dragon, Avatar: Last Airbender, Austin & Ally, Naruto, Leverage, Misc. Movies, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Ben 10, Danny Phantom, Motorcity, and Dragon Age.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Whilst being eternally positive may not get you anywhere in life, the people it annoys along the way will make it worth it.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
I never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Someday my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
If we aren't meant to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?
Ben and Jerry...the only men who truly understand women.
Anyone noticed that studying is like 'student' and 'dying' put together?
There are two ways to argue with a woman; neither one works.
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.
If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups...
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I wondered... "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
You shouldn't let your mind wander: it's too small to be out on its own.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed.
When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A day without sunshine is...night.
Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."
"Help I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet."
Green means go, red means stop, and yellow means "HURRY UP YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT!!!"
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
My other FF profile (the one for my favorites): http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2096974/lokoforsonic9559
My (Awesome!!) Beta: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/510381/Esther_Channah
Insanity (When Dreams Become Reality Chp 5):
It’s kind of boring here.
The room isn’t very big.
There’s nothing in here but me.
That’s okay, though.
I take up a lot of space.