Author has written 4 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, and Secret Saturdays.
A girl named Diane went to a party and stayed longer than she planned, and had to walk home.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm tree, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing as though he was waiting for her.
Diane became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she'd been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, Diane began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she'd seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told that he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why the man hadn't attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered:
Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 97 of teenagers won't stand up for God?
Repost if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what.
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Life Alchemist, Dylexa, AquaGothGirl124
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you," she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you," nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
-95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If your one of the 5% who would sit there eating popcorn saying "DO A FLIP!!" Put this on your page -98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. -If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. -92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. -If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. -If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (First three letters of your first name plus 'izzle') Tyrizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Favorite color and favorite animal) Blue Dolophin (yeaahh)
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name) Marie Douglas
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of your mother's maiden name). BelTyMor (sounds like baltimore)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your second favorite color and your favorite drink) Purple Lemonade (yumm, i wish that was real)
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (Second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mom's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a siblings name, and the last letter of your mom's middle name, WHEW) YLMOVRE
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and then the name of one of your pets) Black Bella (im kinda of twilight fan)
8. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (Type your name with your elbow) tyyrfsa
9) YOUR RACING HORSE NAME: (Your two worded title ex: Chips Ahoy) Oreo
10) YOUR TWILIGHT NAME: (your middle name plus cullen or black or clearwater plus vampire or werewolf) Marie Cullen
11) YOUR COUPLE NAME: (the first 3 letters of your name, and the last three of your crushes) Tyrlan (sounds like ireland)
12) YOUR SECOND COUPLE NAME: (the first 3 letters of your crushes name and the 1st 3 of yours) RylTyr
This is a true story...
A boy and girl was speeding down a highway at 100mph on a motorcycle,
Girl: Slow down!We're going too fast, I'm scared!
Boy: Come on, Don't worry, ya having fun right?
Girl: No please stop, I'm really scared!
Boy: Tell me ya love me.
Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down!
Boy: give me a hug
Girl hugs him
Boy: Can you help me out here? take my helmet off & put it on you... It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day...
A motorcycle carshed into a building due to Brake failure, 2 people found, but only one survived...
Halfway down the road, the guy noticed his brakes broke, But he didn't want the girl to know... Instead, He had her say he loved him and felt her hug 1 last time... Then he had her wear his helmet so that she could live, even though that meant he would die...
If you would do this for someone... be a friend and post this story on your profile for others to see... Now THAT is true love... Thank you...
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? I was.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Not really.
3) How many houses have you lived in? 3 or 4
4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers
5) Favorite shoes? Boots and heels and ballet flats
6) Have you ever tripped someone? I don't think so...although that would be funny...just kidding
7) Least favorite school subject? Science.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Nope
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? nope
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My friedns and family
12) Favorite genre of music? I love all kinds of music.
13) What is your zodiac sign? Cancer
14) What time were you born? 1:30 pm i think
15) Do you like beer?Too young. I don't think I'll ever drink beer...maybe when I'm older though, I'll drink wine.
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I got this kids music CD when I was ten for Christmas...that's a pretty embarrassing CD...
18) Are you sarcastic? I can be.
19) What are your favorite colors? (in order) Blue, Purple, Black, Neon Green and Neon pink and other colors except orange.
20) How many watches do you own? 2 or 3
21) Summer or winter? Both
23) Favorite color to wear? White and Black
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi
25) What color is your cell phone? navy blue
26) Where is your second home? Where ever i fell comfterbal
27) Have you ever slapped someone? yup
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 3
30) How many video games do you own? Too many
31) What was your first pet? A cat
32) Ever had braces? No...but im going to
33) Do looks matter? yes and No.
34) Do you use chapstick? Nah. Sometimes when my lips are chaped
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Too young.
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Both
37) Are you too forgiving? Yes
38) How many children do you want? 3 possiably 4 (if i want to adopt) 2 boys, and 1 or possiably 2 girls.
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? YES! I OWN A Hello Kitty shirt AND I OWN A Choker AND OMG I FREAKING LOVE THAT PLACE!
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Strawberry with cinnamon roll and Lemonade
41) Do you own a gun? Yes
42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes
3) When was the last time you cried? ...
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I don't remember.
45) Olive Garden? Bread sticks
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Nope
47) Have you ever been in a castle? I wish.
48) Nicknames? Aqua (My bestfriends call me that), Sis(My mom and my uncle call me that), Baby-doll (My dad calls me that)
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? No
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yeah
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yup, i called my boyfriend that once, he's now my ex
55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yeah, but its mostly ruby
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Mostly! I just hope the damn government doesn't get control over American Internet!
57) Do you dye your hair? Once in a great while
58) Does anyone like you? Gee, I dunno
59) What year were you born? 1998...yes, now it is safe to say it.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet.
61) Do you own a Backstreet Neither
63) Do you like yourself? Yeah.
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? There both my best friends
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes
66) Are you afraid of the dark? YES! YES! YES!
67) Have you ever eaten paste? EWWW!
68) Do you own a web cam? Yup.
69) Have you ever stripped? No! EW DUDE!
70) Ever broke a bone? Nope
72) Do you chat on AIM often? What?
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles.
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I hope not!
75) Rugrats or Doug? Both
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full house.
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I don't know.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes
79) Do you have a birth mark? Yup
80) Do you own a car? No i wish
81) Can you cook? Just as long as I have instructions with me
82) 3 things that annoy you: School, the government because they might have control over the internet in America, and bad things in the world (Im a hippy)
83) Do you text message often? Not really.
84) Money or love? LOVE!
85) Do you have any scars? Yes. But you can barley see it. Its on my arm and its as big a my pinky , my brother accadently scratched me
86) What do you want more than anything right now? More peace, and love and happiness in the world, To go out with the guy of my dreams, and not to have to go to school. And for that dumb law where the government has control over my internet to not pass.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Sometimes
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? I don't know what big red is, so Juicy Fruit.
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Well, I bet I do and don't know it, but the thought of it is gross.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes.
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Dad
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? I dont really know
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I dunno.
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? I dunno
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Well, i fell for one of my guy friends at school ho liked me and i liked him, but i also fell for my best guy friend (I love having guy friends so much easier to talk to)
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Not sure.
100) Who was the last person that called you? My mommy! (=D
1. What is your favorite TV show?
Secret Saturdays and so many more
2. What is the most recent movie you saw?
Twilight; Breaking Dawn part 1
3. If you could do anything, what would it be?
Bring more happiness and peace and love into the world, and move water telepathicaly or with my hands like Katara on Avatar the last airbender
4. What is your favorite number?
5,7, and 4
5. What do you do to fall asleep?
Close my eyes
6. Do you hate anyone?
Well, there may be a few people I don't really like, but I don't hate anyone.
7. Who's your favorite singer/band?
...so many people but i love owl city
8. What is the weirdest thing about you?
9. Are you a bad person?
I don't think I am, but hey, everyone has there own opinion.
10. What do you like to drink?
Well, not any beer/wine. Too young. I like to drink water, or juice...I should drink more milk, so Lemonade
11. What is your favorite candy?
Mike and Ike's
12. Were do you want to go?
13. Who in your favorite TV show are you mostly like?
Zak, The secret saturday, and patrick star
14. What do you always say to keep yourself going in life?
I say, "Everyone is here for a reason.", and "Love conquers all"
15. What do you think is really annoying?
...I have too long of a list
16. Do you have any goals?
I want to be an architech and have a big family and make the world a better place...and I would be happy if I could lose a couple of pounds too, but I'm not too bad. I have so many goals
17. If you get married some day do you want to have children. If you do, how many, and what gender?
Yes.3 or 4, 2 boys, possiably 2 girls
18. What is your favorite song?
Right now I like To lose my life by white lies.
19. Are you scared of Horror movies?
20. Are you bored from answering these questions?
WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras
Top ten annoying questions to ask yourself:
1. What do you enjoy doing on the internet?
Writing and reading on Fanfiction and listening to music and goin on to facebook.
2. What is the most laziest thing you do?
Well, i dont really know?, i guess to lazy to call my friend then again i just dont like to talk
3. What animal do you think you represent?
A dolophin or Butterfly or a wolf
4. Out of all your OC's who do you think is the cutest?
Kathryn's older brother
5. What is the WORST thing on earth?
School. That's all I can think of. And hell
6. If you could be ruler of earth for a day, what would you change?
Violence (did i mention im a hippy)
7. If one of your OC's could get married to a character from one of your favorite movies, who would it be?
Hmph, I don't know.
8. If you could hug and get hugged back by a character who would it be?
Eli Goldsworthy or Darren Shan
9. Do you think people should copy and paste this?
10. If life is hard for you, what do you wanna change?
11. If you could meet 3 celebrities, who would they be?
Lady Gaga, Adam Young, and Munro Chambers
12. You do realize that you have 12 Q's instead of 10 right?
no until you told me
How to Aggravate the Wal-Mart People!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at five minutes intervals
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms
3. Walk up to an employee and tell them in a official tone, "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away
5. Move 'Caution- Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in
if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
8. Look right into a security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressents are
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, humming loudly to the 'Mission Impossible' theme
11. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look
12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position,
and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait awhile, then yell very loudly,
"There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, screaming,
"Go, Pikachu, go!"