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Joined 02-20-11, id: 2758203, Profile Updated: 09-17-11
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, and Homestuck.

Hey I'm Meg! But I'll also go by the name Kye or Reese. Im a 15 year old girl in 1oth grade who loves to write, and I'll try to post often (when not overwhelmed by school or homework) I dont know what else to say... Im just me. I try to be nice to everyone, I never judge people, and I dont hate you until you give me a reason to. And I will ALWAYS stand up for those in need of help. Hope you, whoever this is reading this, enjoys my stories!

Daylight dies
Blackout the sky
Does anyone care?
Is anybody there?
Take this life
Empty inside
I'm already dead
I'll rise to fall again

~Breaking Benjamin

Sometimes, that girl who seems so strong, who never lets what people say bother her, who smiles and laughs with her friends all the time, is really the girl who, deep down, is falling to pieces.

~ Meg/Kye

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to
hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
Im PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

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Until We Say Goodnight by pacattack777 reviews
A spinoff from my other fanfic that begins when Dave and John are in highschool. AU from Dave's perspective. Be prepared.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,198 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dave S., John E.
The Adventures of Albus, Scorpius and Rose by Jennifer Apple reviews
After promising to keep an eye on the Potter-boy, Scorpius is determined to be Albus's friend. New dangers at Hogwarts have rekindled the old curiosity in the Potter-Weasley blood, and Scorpius finds himself joining Rose and Albus in a new adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,013 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Dynamics by xooxu reviews
Your name is John Egbert. And of all the people you could have fallen in love with, you couldn't have picked a worse person. -hard slash, bondage, whips, sex toys, dubious consent, love-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,309 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John E., Dirk S.
When John Comes Home by Wolfy McBubblehorn reviews
Fluffy collection of drabbles about the happenings at baker street. I do take requests!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,132 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Not So Naïve Anymore by FratPartyAtThePankakeFestival reviews
Everyone knows Kenny's a whore. What they don't know is that Butters is his pimp. M for the fact that the entire story basically revolves around prostitution. Butters' POV.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Better Left Unsung by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,367 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
South Park Boarding School! You in? by Chocolate-Divine-Waffles reviews
New School. New People. New Life. This boarding school accepts anyone, as long as you attended North,Middle or South Park. But there are people with exceptions. Join now! You just have to click the title and review! OC Story. Don't like, don't read.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012
Because Torture means 'to Twist' by Tzee reviews
A series of murders is related by an unsettling factor; Sherlock and John unravel the mystery whilst deciphering their own innermost workings. Could the murders be hitting closer to home than they thought? Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sugar Free by eggjam reviews
"So, there's this guy. He's not really hot, like how you'd imagine, but there's something magnetic about him anyway." AU Dave/John
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,420 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Dave S., John E.
Six Weeks by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Sherlock Holmes has always liked the idea of John loving him but suddenly their slow burning relationship has taken on a fresh urgency. A marksman out for revenge has given an ultimatum and Sherlock must prove he can loved and be loved. He has six weeks.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
High Seas and Low Gods by thecouchcarrot reviews
AU Destiel adventures. Lucky Dean and Doc Samuel are infamous Caribbean pirates on the run from Poseidon - and oh yeah, Poseidon's real and Castiel is working for him. Dean's on to him, though... in more ways than one. Plagued by Greek curses, hidden agendas, mythical monsters and repressed sexuality, will the Winchesters ever make it back to England alive? NOW COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,915 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Spirit by EmiAndDean.IceCream-Lolli's reviews
"If I can survive here, the rest of my life should be smooth sailing," She smoothed in a breath and looked around again. In one corner of the room a girl was hacking a lunch table. On another a boy was levatating and calmly eating his sandwhich. Then she regretably looked to her side and saw the frog was still there . She exhaled, "but then again...it's not very normal here."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012
Senior year isn't pretty by xSaphireRainsx reviews
Finally Senior Year is here, but what if it hasn't cracked out to be what they thought it would? Drama, lust, and all around fucked up days. You know, Senior Year is not pretty; at all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,690 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011
The Buzzing of a Bee by pacattack777 reviews
Who knew Sollux could turn his shitty, depressing life into something a little more meaningful? Some mild language.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 151,021 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
Citrus by xooxu reviews
Practicing lemons. Short drabbles of many different pairings. Asking for prompts and pairing suggestions -multiple pairing, characters change with every chapter, sex, m/f, m/m, f/f-
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - John E., Tavros N.
The Fifth Year: Felix Felicis by PCS reviews
Snape and Lily begin Hogwartz again after the winter break as usual. This year, however, he won't let her go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,498 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
OC oneshots and such by xSaphireRainsx reviews
Welcome to the wonderful world of OC oneshots. You can find any type of OC here, and a lot of single chapter shitty adventure what not. Some of them are like my oneshot The White Umbrella, or just a fucked up adventure where a girl rapes some random guy in the ass with a shovel. Who knows, this is south park we're talking about. -No OC limit-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Keeping Limber by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cause and Effect by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John decides that he should definitely stop drinking... or perhaps should drink more. Sequel to "The White Noise Aria". Fluff. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Poisons and Their Antidotes by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,310 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Punishment by conquerorwurm reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
The End of the World by thecouchcarrot reviews
Oneshot, Dean/Cas AU. There's a giant-ass meteor headed for Earth, and Dean and Cas are two strangers in a bar with time on their hands. They've got nothing to lose. Right?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Panic by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock is a master of miming his own panic for his uses. He's not so familiar with the reality of the emotion. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Houseflies by damn expensive eggs reviews
Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,990 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Getting Tedious by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
"I wish you would stop that." Sherlock grumbles. "Stop what?" "Telling everyone... that we're not a couple!" The boys aren't fooling anyone and this constant denial is getting tedious. Why can't they just stop lying to themselves and everyone else?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Irrational Snogging by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Sometimes, Rose had her doubts about whether the Doctor was really cut out for a typical human relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/9/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Maybe by insidethevoid reviews
In which the Doctor and Rose fight and make up. It's so fluffy you're gonna die.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Science of Sleeping by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock and John are having a serious problem. One that Sherlock is no longer going to sit back and allow to happen. Sequel to "It Starts with a Single Flake". Pre-Reich. Fluff. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bonsai by StoneWingedAngel reviews
With the shadow of Moriarty gone John and Sherlock look after each other, but John still hopes that Sherlock will start speaking again. Sequel to Scream, but could stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Chances by thecouchcarrot reviews
2-part Dean/Cas AU: Dean is a university student, and Cas is a grad student teaching a course. Dean makes an unfavorable impression like always, and the two meet again over a decade later. By POPULAR DEMAND, now featuring PART 3, and actually working!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Flip of the Switch by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
John and Sherlock wake up one morning to an unexpected change in the both of them. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Bedtime by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
Mycroft is awoken in the middle of the night by Sherlock. Kid!Lock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Definition of Danger by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John had only heard rumors of Sherlock's "danger" nights. That night, it became a first-hand experience. Pre-Reichenbach. Please read AN included. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Resurrection by scifigrl47 reviews
Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Snow by a-few-of-these-verses reviews
It's the first snowfall of the year. Sherlock just wants to stay in the flat while John wants to go outside. Fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Revelation For Return by Dean Gabriel reviews
On the 29th of January, one year and a half after Sherlock's fall, John realised Sherlock was in love with him all along.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times by strangegibbon reviews
A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Starts with a Single Flake by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. When their car cuts out in the middle of a winter wasteland, John and Sherlock need to find a way to stay warm. Pre-Reichenbach Fluffy Goodness. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lip Service by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
Written for an LJ Sherlock Kink Meme prompt: Five kisses Sherlock endured, and one where he enthusiastically participated.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dancing With Sherlock For Beginners by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
PostReichenbach Texts by LyricsArePoetry reviews
After Sherlock's death John can't help but continue to text him. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Nightjar by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock downloads the game "The Nightjar" onto his iPhone. Unfortunately, John becomes addicted to it, but at the same time, gets very frustrated with the narrator. "Yes, I know I fell over! No need to keep telling me!" Crack. Companion for "Tumblr".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Side of the Angels by KCS reviews
Written for LJ's watsons woes party prompt of "Five times no one noticed Sherlock took care of John, and one time they did." Spoilers and missing scenes for both seasons 1 & 2, speculative EMPT-esque ending. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Sex and Concepts by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock likes the idea of it more than he likes the act of it. .:. Johnlock drabble plus oneshot. appreciative-bottom!Sherlock. my sexual Johnlock headcanon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tumblr by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock gets a Tumblr account. He's not bored any more. Crack. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Things Said in Darkness by Lawliet's Angel reviews
In between meeting John by day and Sherlock by night, Molly Hooper realizes that she is what both of them need and neither of them want. Sherlock/John, post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Go With It by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
Sherlock has a plan to avoid getting seen by a psychopathic patient. As usual, John has his reserves about it. A Johnlock drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
De Nile by Johnny Davenport reviews
What's that river in Egypt called? John's girlfriend makes him see the light. Johnlock! Pre-slash drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Even the Limitless Have Limits by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock isn't Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes without his eyes. But then, he has John, doesn't he? .:. eventual Johnlock. a blinded!Sherlock fic. Post-Reichenbach/Reunion. oneshot. rated T for good reason.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Fetch My Violin reviews
One sleepless night, Sherlock and John play a game of Truth or Dare... Written after a fruitful RP with
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Question of Who by Quandtuniverse reviews
Sherlock reveals to John a startling secret behind his powers of observation: face blindness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sentiment by NouvelleNouveau reviews
Sherlock visits the flat once, about a month after his 'death.' He can't help himself: it's all just sentiment.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Extraordinary by raglanwriter reviews
Sherlock makes an observation that forces John to do some serious internal reflection- and the realization he makes changes everything.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Locked Up by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
John and Sherlock have managed to lock themselves in a murderer's basement. No windows, phone signal or light switch. Not good. Sherlock however sees this is the perfect time to uncover the cause of John's 'angst'. Is he prepared for the discovery?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Friendship by Jen ConsultingWriters reviews
Sherlock gets beaten up, and is taught about what friendship actually entails...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The White Noise Aria by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock has to remember that he is John's friend, even when John is at his lowest. Pre-Reichenbach. Fluff. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Kiss by jawnandsharklock reviews
Basically what the title says. Second place winner of the fyeahjohnlockfanfic contest.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Darkness Bleeds Through by scifigrl47 reviews
John's been having nightmares. Sherlock's starting to notice. No matter how hard you try, you can't hide your fears from people who love you, but maybe you shouldn't try. Don't worry, everything'll be okay once they manage to get some sleep.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Stating the Obvious by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John only needs Sherlock to answer a couple questions. Pre-Reichenbach. Fluff. Please take a moment to read the included author's note. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Turkey by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
John is suspicious about Sherlock's motives for the 'minor alterations' in their friendship. Is it possible Sherlock's understanding of love is purely chemical? How long can Sherlock last without his new favourite drug?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Countdown by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John is "celebrating" the three year anniversary of the Fall. Please see AN inside. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Strange Kind of Charming by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John comes to the most startling realization about Sherlock Holmes. Pre-Reichenbach. FluffyFluff. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Burn that Broken Bed by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. John is having a nice, quiet evening in. Rating is for content. Bit outside my usual zone. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The RedHeaded League by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Adaptation of the classic story, on the backdrop of Sherlock's return from the dead. Part of John is just happy to be back solving crimes with his friend. The other part is struggling with Sherlock's apparent interest in more than just friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Inside and Out by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock has taken one of John's most favorite possessions hostage while John attempts to pack for his holiday. Pre-Reichenbach. Fluffy. I can't help it. R/R s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Anatomically Incorrect Hearts by thegirlinthedeathfrisbee reviews
ONE-SHOT. Sherlock and John can't seem to agree on the right way to spend Valentine's Day. A bit late for the whole Valentine's Day thing though, eh? Ha. Fluff. Pre-Reichenbach. R/R, s'il vous plait!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Backwater God by Hailey Westerholdt reviews
Out of all the times Kenny has died this is the first time someone remembers. Now he only needs to convince Butters he isn't going insane. Warning: Some violence, language, KennyxButters Bunny slash
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,021 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Happenstance by ByrdIsTheWord reviews
When Greg Lestrade dropped by the bakery to pick up a cake for his daughter's birthday, he never expected to bump into a high-ranking official of the British government. Nor did he expect to spill that man's sweets. Or, for that matter, to fall for him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
When Mycroft's Bored by Darkfangz13 reviews
Eliminating boredom, taunting Sherlock, solving crime, and waiting for Lestrade to return home like only Mycroft could. ...And a little bonus for getting Lestrade to giggle at a crime scene.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,619 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Public Display by Dean Gabriel reviews
Written for the kink meme. Sherlock is new to this whole relationship thing and the only way he knows about it is to publicly declare his love for John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Achievement Unlocked by mynameisedward reviews
The pit was actually bottomless. And more trophy goodness.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Subtleties by MistressKiko reviews
Maybe... tomorrow. Maybe he'd tell Dirk how he was feeling about all this tomorrow. FLUFF.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Smile by puddii reviews
Your name is Equius Zahhak. You are a blue blood. You wish to see Aradia Megido smile.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Equius Z., Aradia M. - Complete
Confidence by Kausa reviews
Gamzee/Tavros fluff
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Gamzee M., Tavros N. - Complete
Solace by Plinkoid reviews
You see that boy over there? His name is Tweek Tweak and if you're looking for comfort, he's probably the one who knows most about it. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dittany and Datura by aberrantstrain reviews
Sometimes, in the afternoons, Lily would roller skate the fifteen blocks to Spinner's End and wait for Severus by the gate that led in to his stark little yard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,607 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Bright Lights and the Big City by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny and Butters find themselves running away from home on the exact same night, at the exact same time, on the exact same bus. Now what?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Clyde's Declassified Guide to Picking Up Chicks by damn expensive eggs reviews
Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Clyde D.
The Friend Zone by Mellybean23 reviews
Dumb boys go for dumb girls. Smart boys go for dumb girls. You know what the smart girls get? Cats. OC high school
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
But he wasn't a Girl by Plinkoid reviews
You knew he was the sort of person you should be falling in love with. Cartters drabble
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Pumped up kicks by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
A 15 year old Butters is constantly bullied and humiliated. Then one night he finds something in his daddy's box of fun things. What happens when he takes it to school the next day? Rated for violence and language. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Butters S., Bebe S. - Complete
Severus and the Lily by NoooThisIsNotShelby reviews
these are memories Severus Snape could have given to Harry Potter before he died ,but didn't it doesn't change the actual book story line at all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Play Time by Naked Sasquatch reviews
A series of oneshots all about how little play dates evolved into gay dates. Butters/Cartman or Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Scream by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"If you make one sound, utter a word, Sherlock, if you scream or beg for mercy, then I'll shoot him." Sherlock and John are captured. Moriarty has plans for them. Rated T for basically everything nasty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forgiveness by Sorida reviews
After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Don't Mess with a Fat Boy's Butters by Naked Sasquatch reviews
Eric Cartman has been known to do terrible things for his own gain...but now he's starting to do terrible things for someone else. Now the once established class wuss is the most feared kid in the 6th grade. Butters/Cartman or Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
If I Could Take It All Back by MidoriUshanka reviews
It's been three years since Kyle ruined Eric Cartman's life... And Cartman plans on getting revenge, that is, torturing and then killing the Jew. Stan needs Kenny's help to figure out all the clues. Can they save Kyle before 48 hours are up? M for rape.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,632 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
A kick to the head by Pixel Blue reviews
It takes just the usual near-death experience for Kenny to have the guts to make a move on Craig. And things go better than he imagined.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Three Stories, One Day by MiniTav reviews
Follow Stan's, Kyle's and Cartman's different perspectives of the same day as each seperate story has an effect on the other ending with a dangerous collision of them all!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
A Change Of Heart by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
AU fic; Queen Liane Cartman gives her spoiled son Eric a new redheaded servant. Follow the tail of Kyle, a poor servant boy who tries to earn the respect of his new master. T for many reasons. Mainly Kyman, some Candy and some Dip. Possibly other pairings
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Wanting More by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
A relationship with a machine and human will always leave one of them Wanting More... ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,569 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Insomniac Beauty by Amberr-Ink reviews
It goes to show that not everything, or everyone, is as they seem. That doesn't go to say that that's a bad thing. Short, sweet, and rather fluffy. Might turn into a series of drabbles in the future. Creek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
The Cores by MemeShock reviews
Just A little thing I came up with. If you haven't completed Portal 1 and 2, It won't make much sense. Eet is Goood :D
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011
Too Close For Comfort by SerenaKyle reviews
Cartman's an Anti-Semitic. Kyle's a Jew. Put two and two together in the same house and it's ends up being Too Close For Comfort! My twist on a Kyman romance! Give it a try!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Kiss With A Fist by AlizeThebele reviews
Kyman. Kyle and Cartman's fighting turns into something else. Oneshot NOT a songfic but based on a song. Rated T for swearing and violence.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Difference Between Us by brjto reviews
Severus is able to restrain his anger and keep from calling Lily a Mudblood. How will this change things to come?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,807 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Bunny Love by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
A collection of drabbles full of Bunny Love also includes the pairings Style, Creek and Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S.
What is in the pit? by Linadoon reviews
This is a Short fanfic that I created when I saw Portal 2, when Wheatley tries to convince you to jump into the pit. Enjoy... SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH! WheatleyXOC or WheatleyxChell, you decide!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley, OC - Complete
A Different Kind of Fate by Charlotte Parkinson reviews
What happens when Harry gets a message from his mother from beyond the grave that things didn't go the way they were supposed to? Eventual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Life After You by DearJournal reviews
Severus Snape mourns the death of the one person who made his life worth living. Ack! Summ sucks, please read?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by ThatClutzsarahh reviews
"After all this time?" "Always." Always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
In the End by LoveFromShinola reviews
Severus Snape dies and comes face to face with his greatest quest: the forgiveness of Lily Evans-Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Anything by LoveFromShinola reviews
Lily sends a last letter to her best friend and the words within stay with Severus Snape forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
They Said He Could Never Love by luckyoufelix reviews
Voldemort doesn't know how to love. Everyone knows that.What if one Death Eater changes everything? Takes place after the trio escape Malfoy Manor and through the Battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
These Violent Delights by Dear Bellatrix reviews
"She does not think that "lovers" is the correct term to describe their twisted relations, their rabid nights, his coldness, her willingness. They are not something; they are not nothing." BELLAMORT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
It's Buttman, Baby! by alli-sun reviews
After a prophetic dream, Cartman awakes convinced that he must finish what Hitler began. To begin with, he'll have to start the perfect Aryan race, and there is only one boy with the genes for that. Buttman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Once Upon a Time by WybourneObsessed reviews
He had been human, once upon a time. Then he was referred to not by name, but by title. Intelligence Dampening Sphere was the fancy word the scientists used for "moron". But he would be human again someday. She was going to make sure of that. -spoilers-
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Goodbye, Caroline by XxSweet-NightmarexX reviews
"Since I couldn't give my lemons back, I made some pretty damn good lemonade." GLaDOS wasn't always homicidal. In fact, at one point she was actually... human. Until the fateful day that the GLaDOS project finally proved a success...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,739 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Do You Know Who I Am? by SilentStorm14 reviews
Who is the woman named Caroline? How did she get mixed up in the crazy that is Aperture Science? CaveXCaroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,119 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011
Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail by xTroubleisaFriend reviews
Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,266 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Morons Can't Think With Portals by AquaWreckage reviews
GLaDOS, bored with her repeated failure of her human test subjects, stumbles upon Wheatley's old, human body. GLaDOS, being, well... GLaDOS, decides to play a few mind games. Turns out he's utterly terrible at thinking with portals. ChellxHuman Wheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
Separated by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
*Spacosity!* Her heart heavy, she posed the question that had been haunting her mind ever since he had been taken by the arm. "Are you coming back?"
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
Courtesy Call by Wedjat reviews
When I picked up the phone, it was the last person I was expecting...even though it should've been the first. Chell's POV.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
Still In Space by Fanficaddict12 reviews
You know, the two of them could've escaped together. Started a new life on the outside. Just the two of them against the world. Partners in crime. Oh, what he wouldn't give for that. What he wouldn't give… "SPAAAAACE!" "SHUT UP!" Post Portal 2. SPOILERS
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
She doesn't know by TheEternalSinner reviews
"Perhaps some others of her species would have deemed her attractive, human beings have a strange way to measure what they like. But to me it wasn't how I looked at her. It was how she looked at everything. At me." GLaDOS realises her mistake.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2011
Ché la Stimo by Struthious reviews
"I never taught the turrets to sing." Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
I Am Different by KLFoxglove reviews
A oneshot about the Turret on the redemption line, just before Chell comes along..
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
You Monster by Kamiki77 reviews
***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
You Can Never Trust a Monster by ArticulateZ reviews
Pavi visits Shilo before her debut performance. Very, very, very, VERY dark and incredibly creepy. Oneshot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Pavi, Shilo - Complete
Stories about Caroline by lokiness reviews
Some short ish stories about Caroline pre-GLaDOS. Contains some explanation, and some liberal interpretation. This fic will continue over on AO3 (TheImmortalLiz)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Test Of Humanity by BaronOBeefDip reviews
When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,929 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Good Vibrations by conquerorwurm reviews
Chell is cold and lonely. Wheatley decides to help. Core Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
Thoughts by RisuQ-theQissilent reviews
Snippets of Portal 2 from Wheatley and Chell's points of view. long drabbles contained; developing ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
release by legi0nn reviews
There was only one problem, Chell won't let go. Chell/Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2011
Another Word For Exile by Struthious reviews
Chell had forgotten the word for "rain". Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Winter Memories by Hakkari reviews
It's been years since she's touched the snow, and an old enemy realizes the truth about her rival. Years after the ending of Portal 2. Major spoilers for the game, and heavily implied CavexCaroline. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Duck by Chloe Kompton reviews
This is a drabble about Chell and a turret; set midway through level sixteen of Portal and told from Chell's POV.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Golden by skywalker05 reviews
A conversation with someone about why they can't talk is bound to be a little one-sided, but GlaDOS is willing to try. Spoilers for Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Inertia by Faux Promises reviews
Inertia. The resistance to change. A chronological look inside the mind of GLaDOS through Portal and Portal 2.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Betrayal by Faye-The-BookWolf reviews
'Chell banged her fists against the glass of the elevator to no avail and held back her tears as the lift touched the earth again. She was SO close…' - A exploration of the betrayal scene in Portal 2 *Spoilers*
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
My Killer, My Comrade, My Greatest Friend by griffin-queen-of-silver-skies reviews
Perhaps GLaDOS isn't as immune to her own feelings as she thought she was... Rated T for some language. Takes place after Portal 2. Very vague spoilers used as well.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Late Nights by CrystalLotus98 reviews
Most women thought that a nice candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant was the ideal night with their loved one. Chell, on the other hand, would much rather stay up late at night sipping coffee with hers. Human!AU Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Farewell, My Dear Child by Floweramon reviews
What was going through GLaDOS's head during the final minutes of Portal 2? More importantly, why were the turrets singing that particular song?
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Too Much Space by Stratofarius reviews
A quick one-shot about the Space Core finding the truth about space.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
legs and locomotion by damn expensive eggs reviews
Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Barter by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Whatever you do, don't let turrets try to sell you anything. If you do let them, don't make eye contact. And above all else, don't allow them to bring that which is a lie into the conversation.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Weighted Companion Cube, Turret, OC - Complete
Lilies by CrystalLotus98 reviews
Wheatley could handle plenty of things well, or at least he thought so. Working under a crazy supervisor? Easy. Dealing with the fact that everyone working for Aperture Science was insane? Cake walk. Confessing to Chell? ...You'd have to get back to him.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Complete
Corruption by CrystalLotus98 reviews
"Friendship with test subject Chell Portell…" Wait, wait, wait! He didn't want to lose that! That lady was his only-! "…Is unneeded. Will be deleted."
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4449 - Favs: 10,367 - Follows: 1,035 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Big Piece of Earwax by Louiswuenator reviews
Due to a large mass in Fry's ear, events play out quite differently on Fry's mission to infiltrate the Infosphere. Alternate take on "The Why of Fry." Leela x Bender.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - T. Leela, Bender R.
Bending Between by HiddenScribe reviews
Set during the episode "Proposition Infinity"- Amy and Bender figure out just how they can fit together. Romance, Amy/Bender. Mature readers, please, deals with strong sexual content
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bender R., Amy W. - Complete
Suicide Kids by damn expensive eggs reviews
AU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. update 2013: officially discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
A Rose By Any Other Name is Still Cheesy as Hell by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle doesn't hate Valentine's Day, he just hates feeling left out. All Cartman wants to do is make him happy. Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy oneshot for V-Day. T because of customary SP cussing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Only Part Where GLaDOS Is More Sane by Drakoe555 reviews
Strange things happen in test chamber 17.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
The Ego and the Id by Cliscia reviews
He wasn't insane, because they were not voices, they were real, and they were always watching. After all, sanity is relative. Professor Chaos x Majorine x Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Butters S. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Courtney by edwardandbella4evah reviews
Pride, Greed, Jealousy, Wrath, Sloth, Glutton and Lust; is there any better way to sum up our dear CIT?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Courtney, Duncan
We Three Robots by NeverGoodbye15 reviews
It's X-Mas eve at Planet Express, and to settle a bet with the Robot Devil, Bender must undertake an impossible challenge: make Leela fall in love with him.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete
Weihnachtsmärchen by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
*Will be deleted and incorporated into main story soon as of June 2012* Absolutely appalled that his beloved Jew is oblivious to his favorite Holiday traditions, Eric wants to give Kyle the best Christmas experience of his life, but Kyle is a little more than reluctant to let the Christmas spirit take a hold of him Kyman NC17
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
5 Times Amy Was Too Clumsy by KatieLove101 reviews
And one time Bender was. BenderxAmy ONESHOT
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Amy W., Bender R. - Complete
Bunny Catches by NightingaleLost reviews
Halloween was always one of the greatest holidays of any kid's history. The candy, nighttime freedom...and the costumes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Confessions by NightingaleLost reviews
Butters had something to say, and he wasn't going to wait any longer. But it didn't turn out to be quite as revealing as he'd thought.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Perfect by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Eric tells Butters he is perfect in the eyes of Hitler. I couldn't think of a better summary D: But read anyways :D Cutters, more humor than romance
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Overcompensating by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot, established Dean/Human!Cas, fluffy to the core. Dean's cool with the whole dating-a-dude thing, but he might be trying too hard. "Dean rubbed his nose along Cas's cheek, never taking his eyes off that slutty slutbag in the corner."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Never Would Have by RangerBlack reviews
On a lone night at Planet Express, Leela shows a lack of tact and Bender just sighs in exceptence. After all, better this, better them, then if it never would have happened, right?
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bender R., T. Leela
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
One More Dinner by MissusPatches reviews
Post Bender's Game. The Turangas invite the lobster doctor over for dinner again; Leela and Zoidberg chat on the walk over. Slight Zoidla.
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2010 - T. Leela, J. Zoidberg - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Why Do You Like Me? by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is sweet and caring and gentle as can be, but he never has anything kind to say. Kyle wants to know why Cartman even likes him. Mindless fluff. One shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Damn Straight by thecouchcarrot reviews
Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Perfect Lullaby by Kissing Walls reviews
Oneshot. "Cartman locked me in his attic, could you come pick me up?" Kyman, pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Change by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle has managed to offend his boyfriend. He's too stubborn to say sorry, but so desperate for affection that he's considering it anyway. Rated T because Kyle uses foul language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Dinosaurs Versus Robots by damn expensive eggs reviews
"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Kevin S., Clyde D. - Complete
Cartman's Life by Tweek Tweekers reviews
What Cartman puts up with. Why he is how he is. Kind of romance but mostly a friendship : Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Windex Is Awesome by NightingaleLost reviews
Heh, revenge and Windex make a great combination. XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Obsessive Addiction by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is obsessed with Kyle to an unhealthy degree. Kyle is completely oblivious. Cartman can only wait so long before he makes Kyle his once and for all. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lucky to Have You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Lose You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Saturday Morning by Soul Flash reviews
Kyman. Sequel to OverSweetNightmare's "Fat Free." Cartman just can't grasp the fact that Kyle's actually into him. So what does Kyle do? Reassure him, of course. Fluffy, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Matter What by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Stan learns Kyle's secret when someone unexpected comforts him after a tragedy. But Super Best Friends are friends forever, even if one of them is dating a Nazi. Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Photograph by Soul Flash reviews
Kyle goes to the last person he would ever ask for help. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Friend by Benderine reviews
Leela/Bender drabble
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/29/2010 - T. Leela, Bender R.
The New Years Party by MTTPot reviews
When Bender is accused of having no emotion he decides to prove him wrong ...BenderxLeela
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete
Humans For a Week by NaraTemari011 reviews
What if Wall-E and Eve were turned into humans for a week? What crazy stuff they'll get into in 7 days? Wall-E & Eve. Spoilers. MAY BE CONTINUED! READ AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR MORE INFO! :D
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - WALL-E, EVE
A Tight Jam by MTTPot reviews
Bender has a brief but intimate door jam with Leela which leaves him confused. Mild BenderxLeela
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete
I'm Not Going to Think About Him by damn expensive eggs reviews
I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Surprise by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Stenny! Slight Kyman! Continued from "Fat Free." Stan misses his Super Best Friend. Kenny wants to make Stan happy. Oh, surprise! Kyle's with Cartman! That's the LAST thing Stan wanted to hear. Can Kenny help Stan cope?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The New School by DubbleV reviews
you think YOUR last year at High School was bad? read this and compare. Many years after TDI and Courtney ends up going to Duncan's high school for the last year. a few close friends, a few close enemies, and more then the normal teen can handel.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 93,825 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
The Girl I Stopped Stealing From by SLRisme reviews
Bender, in a strip club with a few others robots, including Calculon and the Robot Devil, tells the story of the time he stopped stealing from a certain girl... That girl being Leela, and why he didn't steal from her when he had the chance.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bender R., T. Leela - Complete
Pronouns by Cherry Champagne reviews
If it looks like a girl, acts like a girl, and sounds like a girl, can Bebe still be a lesbian? BebexMarjorine plus maybe some others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,054 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bebe S., Butters S.
Lipstick by MuchaLuchaAndMe reviews
For a 6-year-old girl who won't stop bossing AUTO around, she sure can act lovingly to that machine. And it was sort of painful. Oneshot.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/21/2008
Life For Rent by chicago718 reviews
It might have been hard before, but with him back in her life, it just got harder. D/C.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,440 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Love Ya! by MuchaLuchaAndMe reviews
Erins thoughts on her husband, AUTO. How she obsesses over that robot. ONESHOT, Erins POV.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
A New Purpose by MuchaLuchaAndMe reviews
A little girl named Erin has decided to give AUTO a new purpose. But the question is, does he even want what she has to offer? Semi-onesided OCxAUTO, Oneshot.
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Tonsil Trouble: Read Between the Lines by iceprincessinfinity reviews
What really happens during the episode Tonsil Trouble. Cartman/Butters. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Night by Loca Bambina reviews
Snow is cold, but the night is colder. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Butters S. - Complete
Liar by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Butters was a good boy, and he knew the reasons why. He was a good boy and it felt great to be a liar.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Wrong by Kouklara reviews
What if you can't be corrected? What if you're just...wrong? [ButtersBradley, oneshot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
Naïve Charm by Jewcika reviews
I can't get laid, and I can't get a break. All I can get is nail polish remover all over my pants. I'm starting to think that 'naiveté' isn't the right word. Stan's POV. StanButters. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Stan M., Butters S. - Complete
When The Dog Bites by Paperleaf reviews
[CartmanxButters] Poor Butters gets bitten by a dog, and Cartman practices his rarely used sympathy. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Accountabilibuddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, ButtersBradley] After watching Cartman Sucks, I had to write this. C'mon, they're so adorable! I wrote this a couple of days after the episode aired. This is the first fic I ever wrote, so expect suckage.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
Marshmallows and Rights by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
The Chosen, ReuvenDanny slash. Danny has been learning some new things at Colombia and Reuven can't quite bring himself to object.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Some Like It Hot Wings by moonyprof reviews
How did Butters Stotch find himself on his way back to Raisins? Dressed as Marjorine? With Cartman? And what if Lexus recognizes him? Originally written for a challenge on FOSFF. net. Not slashy, just very, very campy. Warning is only for the language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Ten Years Later reviews
An unconventional love story between two unsuspecting kids. Whether you believe in soul mates or not, sometimes fate pushes two people together for a purpose. Dirkjake Rated T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Challenge Accepted
Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are absolutely scared shitless. Not that you would admit it of course, but sitting here under the watchful gaze of your as close as crazy you can get without being legally insane best friend as she clutched a needle only a mere hand length away from your throat, yeah your shits were pretty scared off by now. But you'd still never admit it.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Dirk S., The Condesce - Complete
The Life and Times of Reese Davenport reviews
Hello. My names Reese and well... That's pretty much it. Now GTFO. *This is an OC story! I'm looking for OC's to be in this, so please submit them. A sign up sheet it listed. Please submit!* Rated T for Swearing
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Eric Cartman
Money reviews
Money was over rated. Money turned little boys into bad men, but Butters found it was better not to worry about the stuff. Kenny needed money, hated it for ruining his family, but needed it none the less. It was then an unlikely friendship was born.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M.
H Word reviews
There it was. The H word. It had finally stuck it's ugly head in and there it sat in the room. There was no going back now and Stan knew that. *Takes place during the events of You're Getting Older* T for swearing Oneshot Review please
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Randy M., Sharon M. - Complete
The Big Moment reviews
It was the big moment... The moment the all the kids may, or may not have, been waiting for... But Cartman didn't care about the rest of them. This was his time. His special moment. He had been waiting for this for a long time... Rated K for swearing
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
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