Telepathapprentice
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Joined 02-20-11, id: 2758249, Profile Updated: 11-27-12
Author has written 30 stories for Aladdin, Danny Phantom, Doctor Who, Bible, Phantom of the Opera, Batman, Portal, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Ah. Tis me. The great Telepathapprentice.

Take a look around, see what you fancy. And don't hesitate to review.

Notable quotables:

"I'm confused! My head hurts!"
"We haven't even done anything yet!"

(a fellow student and my math teacher as we started a lesson.)

Doctor-Peri?

Peri-Yes?
D-Did you see that man who just brushed past us?
P-No, was he important or something?
D-Well, I don't want to alarm you, but I suspect, in fact, I-I'm fairly certain he had a knife.
P-A k-knife?
D-Yes, and he just stabbed me in the chest. (collapses)
P-Doctor!

From an audio episode of Doctor Who (Son of the Dragon) with Peter Davidson as the Fifth Doctor. This quote is so much better when you listen to it.

Which fork do I use to lobotomize myself?" -Leo DiCaprio, while shooting Titanic

If you would like to revolt against the convention of copying and pasting things into your profile...copy and paste this into your profile.


Sometimes, when I'm alone in a room, I say "I know you're listening." If I'm wrong, no one will know. If I'm right, some secret organization just got really freaked out.

Any creative juices flowing about Dani's Tales: ? I left the title open so that I could do stories with her and other ghosts...any suggestions on who to do first? (Maybe Ghostwriter...?)

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Sing, Nightingale by vargrimar reviews
Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,513 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
The Point of No Return by FantasticMisticalWonder reviews
A simple trip to the opera sparks Eponine's curiosity about the Ghost that lurks there. Curiosity that she hopes will destract her from Marius. And she is VERY desperate to forget him. Eponine/Erik, slight Eponine/Enjolras in the begining.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,670 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010
Innocent by MomoOfficial reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
In Dreams He Came by Evening Starbossa reviews
Erik travels through time and space to wind up in central New Hampshire, in the year 2011. How on earth will he manage?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,673 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Erik - Complete
Tick, Tock by TheUnsigned reviews
Tick: A young man watches as his friends are corrupted in the name of science. Tock: A young woman by the name of Chell adjusts to life after Aperture's reign of terror comes to an end.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,768 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Re: Your Brains by wafflestories reviews
In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Dual Phantoms 1: The Great Phantom Wars of 2011 by Evening Starbossa reviews
What started out as a normal every day Facebook conversation turns into a heated battle. Now you are left with a final choice...are you team RAMIN-phantom or are you team GERRY-phantom? Make your choice...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Erik - Complete
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Like A Stone by Coryx reviews
She's going to leave him, someday; he knows it and he hates it but he's powerless to do anything about it. androidWheatley, Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
The Mask and Mirror by Tara1189 reviews
How many years since first I saw you and dreamed of you… those long nights when our voices in union rivalled those of heaven… oh, that we could have been thus forever…
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,339 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Christine, Erik
Everything I Know About Life by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
...I learned from Doctor Who. An itemized list of Rules to Live By as taught to us by the Doctor and his companions and sometimes his enemies, too .
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/8/2011
Sherlock and His Doctor by luthien-yavetil reviews
A Black Hole has caused the Doctor to arrive in an 'impossible' world, a world where fiction becomes reality... but not exactly. Thus he meets a modern Holmes, whose Watson has left him for a wife. A dark cloud shrouds this London... A new game's afoot!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/18/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Angel of Something Else Entirely by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Ten yards can change everything. One person is standing in a different place during the masquerade and things change drastically. Erik does not react well to an angel falling into the trap he laid for Raoul, with some very unexpected results.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,479 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Erik, Meg - Complete
An Object of Some Interest by golden orange reviews
A conversation on a dance floor in Meryton, circa 1798.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
DB 606 by tikitikirevenge reviews
Five varied pieces of amateur poetry. Sonnets, haikus, rap battles, and more!
de Blob - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
Never Stop Running by Robin4 reviews
“You stand there, eight years old. Staring at the raw power of time and space..." Set during “The Sound of the Drums,” when the Doctor avoids really explaining his own experience at the Untempered Schism.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Cosi Fan Tutte by Ione reviews
Christine is a aspiring American librettist, living in a small town, who catches the eye of the recluse Erik, running from the ghosts of his past. If he has to kill a thousand men...he will do exactly that to have her. COMPLETED.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,766 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Complete
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Step by Step reviews
Yet another "post-Portal" fanfiction. Chell is ready to head back to human civilization, but with Wheatley accompanying her in a fully human body, she doesn't know how he'll react to...other humans. Very very post-Combine occupation.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Wheatley, Chell
The Pleasures of Shadows reviews
RusAme, moderate gore. NSFW.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Russia, America
Last Resort reviews
Russia isn't the only one who's subject to the whims of his bosses. Warning: This story addresses the controversy surrounding the bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Please address if you feel it's not appropriate. I do not own Hetalia, or the characters therein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - America - Complete
Mixed Messages reviews
CanAme, with Fem!America. Highschool AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2012 - America, Canada
Big Brother's Girl reviews
One of the first pieces of PruHun fluff I ever wrote...tear it to shreds, if you like, or recommend ideas for more chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Death of a Country reviews
Prussia has lived a long time, and his relationships with both Hungary and Germany have lasted for most of his life. But now, as his act draws to a close...he must take his leave of them forever. The three chapters are unrelated to each other, and simply serve as different angles with which I approached the subject...this one story serves as an archive for my Prussian death scene
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Morning Shenanigans reviews
Little Matthew lives with both Arthur and Francis, and the two trade him off every so often. One morning, Francis shows up rather early to fetch him...and Arthur has to deal with the Frenchman.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Undercurrents reviews
Catholic Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Broken Pride
England has finally collapsed after his colonies desert him...and the one he blames shows up to taunt him, or so he thinks. No slash, pairings, country names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Forgotten Memories reviews
You remember way back when Russia was still a young country? Lithuania does, and he tries desperately to make Russia remember. However, the larger country puts his efforts to naught for reasons of his own.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
The Milkman
Times are tough in Austria's house, and Hungary attracts the attentions of a persistent visitor. Country names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Austria, Hungary
Desert Sands and Ghostly Whispers reviews
At first, it seems the normal story: orphaned street boy and beautiful princess. Set in the dunes of Arabia, what will happen to the two when they cross paths with a strange "sorcerer"...and beings they never dreamed of meeting... Finished!
Crossover - Aladdin & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Psychobabble reviews
One-shot dialogue.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Chell - Complete
Spin your partner round and round reviews
This was supposed to be a fun piece with 11 and Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Caught reviews
Some Wheatley fluff...probably not with whom you would think...one-shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Curiosity Core, Wheatley - Complete
For Science
A small glimpse into the shared personalities of GLaDOS and Caroline, and their relationship with the outside world...namely Black Mesa. One-Shot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
Thunder Dancer reviews
Erik ends up in Ireland...could inspire other one-shots.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Erik
A Letter reviews
A letter...from the Phantom...to Christine. Rated for emotional themes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Erik
To Say The Least
My first Batman fic, and not the best...there is a good story in there somewhere.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Bruce W./Batman
Memories reviews
A sad reflection?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Complete
Lonliness
A poem. With the Doctor. And Daleks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Daleks, Davros - Complete
The Diamond in the Rough reviews
The title actually doesn't have much to do with the story, but the idea is there. When Erik arrives in Venice, a strange encounter leaves him changed. More information inside. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Erik - Complete
Easter
A poem for Easter morning.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
The Master's Story reviews
Just what it says: a one-shot with the Master and POTO.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2011 - The Master, Christine - Complete
Care and Keeping reviews
A small guide to humans written by the 8th Doctor. May eventually include other species.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011
Degrees
Not temperature degrees, educational degrees! Doctorates, to give you an idea.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 4/5/2011
The Vashta Narada reviews
A story best read on a dark and gloomy night, when all you have is the fire for light, and the darkness and shadows creep ever closer.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
Jack
Just a simple funny story involving Jack Harkness and his time-traveling watch...with some other stuff thrown in.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
Dani's Tales:Walker reviews
A small bit of story relating some of what happened to Dani during her teenage years.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dani, Walker - Complete
Chores:A OneShot reviews
Just a bit of random Danny Phantom story.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete