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I DON'T SHIP PUKE!

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Ten Quotes To Prove The Doctor Loves Rose Tyler

1. "I'm so glad I met you." The Unquiet Dead
2. "I could save the world, but lose you." World War Three
3. "I killed her once. I can't do it again." Dalek
4. "I only take the best. I've got Rose." Long Game
5. "I think you need a Doctor." Parting of the Ways
6. "Give her back to me." New Earth
7. "Humans decay. You wither and you die. Imagine having that happen to someone you --" School Reunion
8. "If you get back in touch... if you talk to Rose... tell her... just tell her... oh, she knows." Satan Pit
9. "If I believe in one thing, just one thing... I believe in her!" Satan Pit
10. Quite right too. And I suppose, if it's my last chane to say it... Rose Tyler--" Doomsday

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good if you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

STORY TIME

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

Please repost this if you believe this is a true story.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

WHEN I SAY I AM A CHRISTIAN

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not shouting "I am saved" I'm whispering "I was lost! That is why I chose this way."

When I say..."I am a Christian" I don't speak of this with pride. I'm confessing that I stumble and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not trying to be strong. I'm professing that I'm weak and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not bragging of success. I'm admitting I have failed and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I'm not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are too visible but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I still feel the sting of pain I have my share of heartaches which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian" I do not wish to judge. I have no authority. I only know I'm loved.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.

In Honor of Jesus...

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you can repost this, if you want to.


The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you can repost this, if you want to.


My name is Sarah

I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse

My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide

From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain

Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops

And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month one
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile.

HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter camp aigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.

Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...Animals love forever.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you think animal cruelty is wrong, copy this into your profile.

If you're insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D ;3

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

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A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell.

A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which she, of course, already knew. She will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

A friend will agree to a game of cards, but a best friend will agree, then proceed to suggest 52-pickup and begin the game before you agree.

A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book. (trust me, you will not fall asleep in that class again)

A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four, but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing. (being in a prank war with your teacher is just plain awesome)

We defended the Stone,
Found the Chamber,
Released the Priosoner,
Got choosen by the Goblet,
Fought with the Order,
Learned the ways of the Prince,
And mastered the Hallows.
Just because it is over, doesn't mean it has ended.
Harry Potter will live in our hearts and minds forever.
So save your books and keep the movies.
Because Harry Potter is not just a passing fad.
It is a lifestyle.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.


In Honor of Stupid People XD

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Yea, that's the only time I blow dry my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter's special.)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (How?!)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (It's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (That's a bit late, isn't it?)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (Why? That would save so much time!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yes, because I would use let a five year-old drive.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I'm using this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Where else would you put them?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (No freaking way! *sarcasm.*)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Umm...)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Dang it, and that was exactly what I bought it for!)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...like I would even try...)

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time"

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1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
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A Nerd's List of Things to Do

1.) Write Alien vs. Predator: The Musical.
2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!)
3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape.
4.) Make action figure of yourself.
5.) Prove to the world that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe.
6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls.
7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!)
8.) Teach fox's how to skydive.
9.) Create first ever pizza laser.
10.) Have own theme music.
11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar.
12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself.
13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer.
14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well.
15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies.
16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.)
17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness
away. Run from livid parents.
18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose.
19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel.
20.) Develop sense of irony.
21.) Don't die yet.
22.) Conquer the world with flying fox's.
24.) Build a city...then destroy it with multicoulered dinosaurs!
25.)Make you realize I skipped 23.
26.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too!


A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.


Stuff 2 do 2day @ Target

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

334 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!! You're ALIVE!! It's a MIRACLE!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! Then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in people’s carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. Throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your Darth Vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. Find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. Get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lie on a bed then pretend you are having a nightmare about cookies and yell “COOKIE!! COOKIE!! NOOOOOO!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy fries. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the fries above their head like there getting married
116. Look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent (With holes preferably) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Wal-Mart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things
125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like 5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around every time you knock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds or attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Have a friend stack a pyramid of shoe boxes at the end of an aisle. Push a cart into it. Yell "Team Rocket's blasting off again!" and run.
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce like a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Get a bunch of Tag bottles and spray random customers/employees while saying "Tag! You're it!"
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"
307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"
333.Figure out why there is only 332 numbers on this list.

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

When a character, even an evil one, is about to die, scream "Don't do it!"

During action scenes, contribute your own sport event-style commentary

Loudly point out whenever something or someone from another movie is being ripped off

During scary scenes, scream loudly and grab the hand of whoever is sitting next to you

During romance scenes, eat popcorn as loudly as you can

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


Woman Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for
the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my
dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their
feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it
clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is
obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,
so he is safe...for now...

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.


Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop most Windows versions?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why test results that state you have a deadly disease are called 'positive' results? Or when you do not have the disease, it is a 'negative' result?

Dear ‘popular’ kids

Yeah, you can tease me, use me, bully me, make fun of me all you like, because when I’m your boss, I’ll be laughing my ass off.

Sincerely Nerds of the World

Wizarding Pick Up Lines

We may not be in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!

Will you be my horcrux tonight, so l can give a piece of my soul to you?

You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

I must need Occlumency, because I can't get you out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Would you like a butterbeer? It's a portkey. Next thing you know we'll be back at my place.

I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

Did you use Relashio? 'Cause there's sparks between us.

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

How 'bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

I know you want me to manage your mischief!

You don't need defense against my dark arts.

Are you a bogart? 'Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.

Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

My heart's splinched without you.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

If you were a basilisk, I wouldn't mind dying just to look into your eyes.

Are you a dementor? Because you send chills up my spine.

Are you a dementor? Because you just took my breath away.

Not even Veritaserum could make me express how much I’m truly attracted to you.

If you were a Dementor I would turn criminal just to get your kiss.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

47 ways to annoy a Non-Harry Potter fan:

1). Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.
2). Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related emails and make the subject misleading.
3). Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and demand they cherish it forever.
4). Pretend you can do magic.
5). Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.
6). If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.
7). Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.
8). Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.
9). If you're asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.
10). Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.
11). Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.
12). Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
13). Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
14). Carry around a hip flask like Moody and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.
15). Hum the Harry Potter theme song all day long.
16). Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.
17). Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.
18). Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.
19). Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.
20). Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
21). Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with.
22). Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.
23). Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.
24). Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.
25). Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.
26). Constantly compare them to Mrs.Figg.
27). Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs.Figg is.
28). Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29). Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons, eh?"
30). Say "Alohomora" every time you open a door.
31). Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like Harry Potter.
32). Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
33). Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.
34). If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
35). Pretend you're under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"
36). Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't their color.
37). Draw the sign of the Hallows on every surface in the house.
38). While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
39). Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.
40). When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.
41). Refer to random people as "You-Know-Who."
42). Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.
43). Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L.'s
44). Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.
45). Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
46). Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.
47). Tell them that You-Know-Who was defeated today. When they ask "Who's you-know-who?" pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Things Not to Do at Hogwarts!! :)

1. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp (a dance involving the pelvic thrust) will not earn me any House points.
2. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout, "I have the power!”
3. “Y’all check this here out!” is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to perform an experimental spell.
4. It is not necessary to yell, “Burn!” every time Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
5. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
6. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice.
7. I will not sing, “We’re off to see the wizard!” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
8. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
9. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
10. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing Little Shop of Horrors music.
11. It is not necessary for me to yell, “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
12. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
13. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug a Slytherin Day.
14. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the Charms corridor.
15. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt.
16. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
17. “Draco Malfoy takes it up the arse!” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant…
18. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
19. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles.”
20. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
21. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
22. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps. (But how cool would that be??)
23. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.
24. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
25. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup.
26. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball.
27. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
28. “OMGWTF!” is not a spell.
29. I will not follow Potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens.
30. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort..
31. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
32. If asked in class about Avada Kedavra, yelling, “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer.
33. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force.”
34. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
35. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin mascot.
36. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of good and evil, I will not lift my wand skyward and shout, “There can be only ONE!”
37. I will not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine.”
38. I will not say, “Dude, get a life,” to Lord Voldemort.
39. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
40. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.
41. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “firewhisky.”
42. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
43. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
44. Seamus Finnigan is not “After me, Lucky Charms!”
45. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
46. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write, “I told you I was hardcore.”
47. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
48. I will not shout, "To infinity and beyond!!" when I take off on my broomstick.
49. The song "Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead" is never appropriate - particularly not in reference to Professor Umbridge.
50. I will not refer to Draco Malfoy as "the amazing bouncing ferret.
51. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
52. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
53. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
54. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
55. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
56. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".
57. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
58. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".
59. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
60. There is no bring a muggle to school day.
61. The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

It is my theory that everyone is a little crazy, but if you've ever been in drama, you are completly insane with no hope of ever returning so don't even try.

If you solemly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile

You called me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on a tree, a tree is part of nature, and nature is BEAUTIFUL. Thank you for the compliment! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste it to your profile.

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Girl: Talk To Her!
Boy: I Don't Know. She Won't Ever Like Me.
Girl: Don't Say That. You're Amazing.
Boy: I Just Want Her To Know How I Feel.
Girl: Then Tell Her.
Boy: She Won't Like Me...
Girl: How Do You Know That?
Boy: I Can Just Tell.
Girl: Well Just Tell Her.
Boy: What Should I Say?
Girl: Tell Her How Much You Like Her!
Boy: I Tell Her That Daily.
Girl: What Do You Mean?
Boy: I'm Always With Her. I Love Her.
Girl: I Know How You Feel. I Have The Same Problem, But He'll
Never Like Me...
Boy: Wait. Who Do You Like?
Girl: Oh Some Boy.
Boy: Oh... She Won't Like Me Either

Girl: She Does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, Who Wouldn't Like You?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're Right, I Don't Like You, I Love You
Boy: I Love You Too.
Girl: So Are You Going To Talk To Her?
Boy: I Just Did

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

Calling me a LOOSER Don't make you BETTER THAN ME,

So why bother?

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.


Powerful Stuff

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

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I’m a Christian and proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku’s Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx,Kittyhawk09, Brasta Septim, Funny Cat

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you could, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Funny Randomness

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you just did.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay...so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

Be nice to nerds. 'Cause chances are, you’ll end up working for one.

Teamwork: because bullets can only go through so many bodies.

This world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!!


Girls Don't realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping.


Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Copy on your profile!

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it -- us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong. We’ll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood I’m in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

(If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.)

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!’ instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand I’m not sayin I wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'I love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.(Well I wouldn't be laughing but I would still be alive)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?)

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514,son of erebus, ThunderNinjaBird,

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?".

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile!

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile!

If you repeatedly read page 2O3 in THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH(Where Percy and Annabeth kiss), Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried or almost cried, when you finished THE LAST OLYMPIAN(No! Why did it have to end! Percabeth just officially got together and then it jumps to a new series where Percy is missing and there is no Percy at all other than mentions!!!!(but I still loved the book)), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them.

FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you have stayed up all night just to finish a book copy and paste this on your profile page!

If you have ever read a 250 plus page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have bitten into a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think vanilla ice cream is awesome copy and paste this onto your profile!

I am a Sanubis fan and proud! If you are to, the copy and paste this on your profile page!

If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all inanimate objects are plotting revenge on you copy and paste this on your profile.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread.

Congratulations if you've read my whole profile!!!


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It's In Your Eyes by sen whitefox mako red demon reviews
Her life was on a repeat cycle of pain and misery. Nothing was any different when she got nearly run over. Or has it? Turns out Kaiba has a cousin, a hot Egyptian cousin who seems curious about the adorable little angel with rotten luck. Can Yami show Yugi that there is hope for her to obtain happiness in her depressing life? Or will he be like all the others...Genderbend(YYxY)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 75,424 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
Snowed In by Qu0thTheRaven reviews
A/U - The Avengers are high school students. When a snow storm hits, they're trapped inside with limited materials and only each other for company. Things look bleak for this group of strangers, but who knows - a lot can happen in one night. Friendships and fun, following the misadventures of Tony, Clint, Nat, Wanda, Steve, and Peggy. T for swearing. Short, fun story.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 1/21 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Iron Man/Tony S., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
Karaoke Night by Dew That Is Blue reviews
Tony finally gets roped into karaoke night for team bonding, a night which he had managed to avoid until now. The Avengers are in for a surprise when the guy they felt like humiliating is having none of it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Gang by LoweFantasy reviews
Sequel to Cumin and Plain, but can be read on its own. Mai's graduated from high school and is taking her first steps into adulthood. When a unique case comes along that requires the team to follow a college student who believes himself to be haunted by his demon double, she get's a different perspective on what it means to have a future, including Naru's place in it.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,073 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.] Eugene D./Gene - Complete
The Rules of a Good Man by Kanae Yuna reviews
Jim's crew has been threatened because of him and he will do anything to protect them. But this time, to save everyone that Jim has ever held dear, Jim will have to give up everything. And it may be more than he can give.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 130,140 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 1/29/2014 - J. Kirk
Finding the Balance by crazygirlne reviews
The Doctor and Rose have just started out in their new relationship, and now they have flirty, recently-ex-conman Jack Harkness on board the TARDIS with them. They struggle to find a balance between a healthy relationship and overwhelming domesticity. Sequel to Western Immersion.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 12/31/2015 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Cumin by LoweFantasy reviews
It seems weird, but harmless, when SPR is hired to make the crying of a nonexistent baby stop. Though Mai loves babies and is more than willing to help, the crying can't be smothered, because how do you fulfill the need of something that was never technically alive?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,367 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru] - Complete
Child of Earth by Lumendea reviews
Rose Tyler is in her final year of uni. but the universe isn't going to make it easy for her. Too many enemies know that this is their last chance to destroy her before she vanishes with the Doctor and have plans in motion that threaten not only Rose but her entire planet. Thirteen full episodes and seventh in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 201,780 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [9th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor] - Complete
Mind Over Other Matters by KCS reviews
Five times a mind meld with Jim Kirk worked just fine, and one time where it really, really didn't. Gen, H/C, contains some mild TOS rebooting.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Five Nicknames Jim and Carol Call One Another by 4fandoms4ever reviews
...and One the Crew Calls Them. AKA the one where Jim is oblivious, Carol tries to clue him in, Bones is exasperated, and Uhura plays matchmaker. (Part 1 in Stages of Falling)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,050 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/21 - [J. Kirk, Carol Marcus] Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Not Dad by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
People think Chris is Jim's dad. Modern AU. Fem!Jim. Pirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/13 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
One Soldier, Two by fringeperson reviews
Evangeline Potter is used to damning the Potter Luck. This time though, she's beginning to see just why no Potter ever went to a Curse Breaker about the issue. Bucky Barnes is certainly not about to start complaining. Fem!Harry/Bucky. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,950 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Harry Potter, Binding Fury by HRBNGR reviews
An !Independent and !Grey !Powerful Harry/Ginny story. Rated M for a reason. Harry and Ginny are soul mates, kept from each other by the meddlings of an old fool with half-moon glasses. Harry enters the Chamber and is hit with realisation. Dumbledore and Various Weasley bashing. Portions of the story are dark-ish. As with lots of AU stories, most characters are OC, and react so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,372 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC - Complete
One of a Kind by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
5 conversations with his captain that don't surprise him. And 1 that does. FemKirk/Scotty, Mild STB spoilers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2016 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Mayhem in the theater by vala411 reviews
Welcome everyone to a fanfic co-writen by RedHawkdude, and I. (It will be posted on both of our profiles) Here we will be taking the cast of HTTYD to watch their futures. Come join, and watch the dragons comment on the movie. Copious amounts of hilarity throughout the story, and we see why Snotlout should never ever touch a remote. (Will be updated every sunday)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,912 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
It's all Sensei's Fault! by Death's Gambit reviews
... and it really was. He honestly shouldn't have done that. After all, there is only so much a girl can take.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
White by LoweFantasy reviews
Sequel to Holy but can be read on its own. A college legend says that if you walk through a part of campus at a certain time of night with the man you love, if he be unfaithful, he will be marked. But never fear. If he comes out with proof of two-timing, the girl in white will come and get rid of him for you. But what happens when the legend proves true and men start to die?
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,428 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 9/10/2016 - [Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.] - Complete
The Tales of an Uzumaki-Namikaze Chibi by Transient Joy reviews
AU. Major Fluff. "Naru-chan, please let go of Hiashi-sama's hair," asked a nervous Hokage. The chibi blonde toddler pouted and tugged harder on the long dark locks he had seized in his sticky hands, unwilling to give up his new found toy. Chapter 8: Kakashi and baby Naruto visit the park.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Like Winter Nights, the Stars, the Ice by Chaotic Demon reviews
Tony never thought he'd get to see his parents again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Seldom Seen Kid by Lazycatgirl reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had a different childhood. Instead of taking after his mother in personality what if he not only looked like his dad but had a similar personality too. As well as being supported by the Sarutobi clan. Smartish Naruto. NO PAIRINGS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 257,485 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 3,178 - Follows: 3,268 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Peace by A Day Too Late - 45 reviews
Tony makes a peace sign in every photo taken of him because he never got to take a picture with the soldier that made one.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Sleep by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Five times Jim and/or Bones needed some sleep and the one time Jim needed to wake up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
That Damn Dress by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
T'Pock wears the duty dress, Jim notices. Drabble. Female Spock. Established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2016 - J. Kirk - Complete
Holy by LoweFantasy reviews
Sequel to Cumin, Plain, Gang, but can be read on its own. Mai is preoccupied with building relationships with her soon-to-be in-laws, but SPR's ultra ritzy, high profile case in a famous hotel could turn her plans of a wedding into a funeral. No one can be trusted, no one is in the right place at the right time, and Masako and John are acting dangerously and oddly daring.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,729 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - [Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru] Masako H., John B. - Complete
To mend a Valkyrie's heart by vala411 reviews
They all thought Hiccup was dead. Stoick blamed Astrid, and when Drago threatens the Archipelago with his dragon army, her fate will be in the hands of the enigmatic Dragon master. (Daily updates)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,636 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
What families do by Tiriltoget reviews
Harry personally experience the purpose and extent of having a Family for the first time when he saves Ginny in the Chamber of Secrets, and an odd connection is formed between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 175,141 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 8/13/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Rebel and The Prodigy by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Jim Kirk doesn't play by the rules. Pavel Chekov exceeds all expectations. No reason why they can't be friends. A collection of drabbles and one-shots featuring FKirk/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 8/2/2016 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Flipsided by betawho reviews
The 10th Doctor and the 8th Doctor have been accidentally switched in time. While Jack and 10, in 8's Tardis, try to figure out what happened and get back, 8 and Rose are confronted with some unexpected problems of their own, when the Tardis is invaded.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,123 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 6/9/2009 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
adding insult to injury by perfectlyrose reviews
The Doctor falls ill while he and Rose are imprisoned on an alien planet. (Eight/Rose)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2016 - [8th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Eye Of The Storm by SquirrelWho reviews
The first time she died everything changed and now Rose Tyler is living a nightmare, but in her darkest moment she finds a light. The Doctor, not the one who created her nightmare, but the one Amy calls Raggedy Man. Only, no one else can see him, which means he can't save her...or can he? Rose/Eleven
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,759 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 4/9/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Headaches and Heartache by adddicted2fiction reviews
Being severed from the link the Doctor and Rose had had before they were separated by dimensions means Rose has a constant headache. The only thing that can help is a room which Rose prefers to stay away from.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
The Ishvalan Accords by Missy Skywalker reviews
Ishvalan AU. It's a year after the Promised Day, and Fuhrer Grumman, with General Mustang and his crew's assistance, wants to restore Ishval to its previous glory. When negotiations between Amestris and Ishval convene, why does a certain golden-eyed former alchemist seem so interested? Just what has he been hiding for so many years?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,017 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - [Edward E., Winry R.] [Roy M., Riza H.] - Complete
Accept No Substitute (unless the original is still frozen) by warrior of the nile reviews
But still, Tony cannot help but wonder sometimes, in the middle of the night, what his life would be like if Howard never took interest in him. If he decided Tony could never measure up to Captain America, no matter what. If he never reverse engineered to super soldier serum. What would Tony's life be like if he wasn't Captain America?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Woes of a teenager by valeriesanders reviews
His head slumped on the table with defeat. It was official; he was completely and utterly loony. "Mum?" His voice came muffled. "Yes sweetie?" "I think I'm under the Imperius Curse." Au where James, Sirius and Lily are alive.Oneshot. SEQUEL POSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
She by DamnBritishPeople reviews
He said Bad Wolf, his younger self questioned, but Eleven's hearts broke again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/22/2016 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
The Most Powerful Magic in Existence by CharmHazel reviews
Distraught over the loss of his godfather, Harry turns to Ginny for comfort and in turn, she helps him to understand the power that the Dark Lord knows not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,140 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
New Friends: Platonic Life Partners by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard's house guest turns into a roommate. Modern AU. Part 15 of New Friends
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Naruto Rise of the Ryukage, and the Omnigan by Gold Testament reviews
What happens when Naruto is banished for the Success of the first Sasuke Retrieval Mission, and gains a new bloodline no one's ever heard of before also a new contract. Rated M for cursing, possible sadism, and sexual themes. People under 17 are warned...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,880 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
He isn't by Zsy's World reviews
There are a lot of things people assume Naruto isn't. But Hinata would beg to differ. Don't kill me for this one...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Torn From the Nest by Neocolai reviews
Peter has a no good horrible really bad day. Good thing Magneto's looking for him. (16th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
No Words by sera131 reviews
Mai doesn't need any words to know what Lin is thinking. Lin and Mai are adorbs. Naru is cute, too. Series of connected shorts. It forms a small case.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [K. Lin, Mai T.] Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Family Discussions by Neocolai reviews
Erik plays catch and remains oblivious. (15th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Witch Weekly by sbmcneil reviews
Cheating scandals were rocking the wizarding world. Intrepid reporter Serenity Sparks was determined to capitalize on this trend and she set her sights on Harry Potter. He must be cheating, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] OC - Complete
Jaded by Neocolai reviews
Peter discovers the memorials for those killed in the Apocalypse, and Charles is forced to mediate between two self-righteous parents. (14th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Little Genius by Neocolai reviews
Peter does the math. Literally. (13th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
A Very Special Day: Going to Hogwarts by Epeefencer reviews
The fifth installment in the Special Day series. It's September first and time for Harry to head off to Hogwarts. What awaits him there and how will he cope without his best friend, Ginny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W. - Complete
Differences by Neocolai reviews
Peter is impatient. So is Erik. (12th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Newspapers and the Uses Thereof by Neocolai reviews
Erik takes up the role of father. Peter is not happy. (11th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Valiant by Tsume Yuki reviews
When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Little Lost Bird by Neocolai reviews
Peter wants to know about his little sister. (10th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
You and Me Against the World by threeninefour reviews
Missing scene in X-Men: First Class. Deeper insights into Charles' mind and the conversation between Raven and Charles that was never filmed. "It is very easy for you to say that, isn't it?" "It isn't." Borderline T for mention of nudity and fracturing of one's mind. A Cookie for anyone who catches the Harry Potter reference.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
(She Nearly) Set Me On Fire by Blackgate Transfer reviews
Logan meets Jubilee. It isn't that pleasant.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Jubilee - Complete
Safe by Neocolai reviews
Erik checks up on his newest charge. (9th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Little Misfits by Neocolai reviews
Charles finally intervenes. (8th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Oblivious by Neocolai reviews
Erik still doesn't get it. (7th in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Strike Out by Neocolai reviews
Erik tries to appreciate Peter's effort. He really does. Some kids just can't take constructive criticism. (Part 6 in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Called Back by Neocolai reviews
Magneto had no intention of returning to the academy. Plans change. (Part 5 in the Protection Series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Stay by Neocolai reviews
Peter doesn't want him to go. Erik doesn't have time to argue. (Part 4 in the Protection series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Troublesome Patients by Neocolai reviews
Peter doesn't take well to lying in bed all day. Magneto accidentally helps. (Part 3 in the Protection series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Broken Wing by Neocolai reviews
In the aftermath, Erik tends to the wounded and Peter almost confesses. (Part 2 in the Protection series)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Protection by Neocolai reviews
Thoughts on what might have been running through Erik's mind during the scene with En Sabah Nur and Quicksilver.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Peter/QuickSilver - Complete
Rooms by HeKillsWithHisSmile reviews
set after The Doctor's Wife After House is gone, Amy and Rory find a room which still remains when looking for their new one. 11/Rose with slight hints of 11/TARDIS nearer the end. Sorry for the summary.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2016 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.]
The Oddity of Jim Kirk by AHJack reviews
Jim Kirk is the sun. You look at him and you cannot look away, because he is everything you ever wanted to be, and you cannot help but fall in love. Everyone that works with him on the Enterprise cannot help but fall in love with Jim Kirk, because he loves them without even knowing their names. Jim Kirk is also completely and utterly dead inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/28/2016 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
It All Went According To Plan by Vorpal Quick Blade reviews
Sasuke's obsessed with Naruko, and Kakashi treats his team differently. When the curse seal starts messing with Sasuke's head, Team 7 hatches The Plan. Capitol 'P' included. Just an utterly ridiculous Sasunaru crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/27/2016 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
New Friends: It's Not Like That by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard really doesn't get what people keep yappin' about. Drabble. Part 14 of New Friends
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Chapel - Complete
New Friends: Daddy Issues by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
The one where Leonard sorta meets Pavel's dad. Drabble. Part 13 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Story of My Life by Katla reviews
"God, I hated you." Tony tossed out the statement like it was nothing. If Pepper had been there, she would have heard the truth behind the words, the decades-old resentment. She wasn't there, of course. And Steve didn't — couldn't — hear the truth about this or about anything, apparently. So nobody heard. Story of Tony's life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Plain by LoweFantasy reviews
Sequel to Cumin, BUT can be read on its own. Mai is facing the problems that come with dating an arrogant narcissist (who actually is just shy), but debunking the haunting of an old hospital used for sport by the locals might not be the best place for that. Oh, and beware of asbestos.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,821 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/19/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - [Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.] - Complete
show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy by wolfypuppypiles reviews
SPOILERS FOR 2X22 INVINCIBLE Barry stayed in that living room for an hour before the others found him. He held his father's body in his arms and let his tears drop onto the blood soaked shirt.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2016 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W., Dr. Caitlin S., Det. Joe W.
Falling Softly by SquirrelWho reviews
The Doctor turned himself human to escape the creatures hunting him. Amy and Rory are supposed to keep him safe, but what are they supposed to do when he falls in love with a woman they thought only existed in his dreams? Is she real or a trap to lure the Doctor out?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/14/2014 - 11th Doctor, Rose T., Tony T., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Hello? Soulmate Speaking! by CatrinaSL reviews
Silly Words for the Silly Soul(mate fic) series. Darcy wants to head to bed after an all-nighter, but Sheila needs her help again. At least she can weird people out when she answers the phone.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/14/2016 - [Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Empire Strikes Back by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Captain America Civil War. Tony is arrested for Steve's crimes, and an unexpected enemy kidnaps and tortures him for information about his missing teammates. Will the Avengers reunite, or will their empire be toppled once and for all? WHUMP, BROMANCE, HURT/COMFORT
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
New Tech by CatrinaSL
If you date a billionaire tech genius, he will inevitably offer to build you a new phone.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Baby Green And Gold by Musicalrain reviews
The last thing Darcy expected was to meet her soulmate when her dad was having a panic attack that was making him look green, and not in a sick way but a 'Hulk Smash' kinda way that was more than a little worrisome. ... Darcy Lewis/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Betty Ross, Jane Foster/Thor. Darcy Lewis is Bruce Banner's Daughter & Soulmate AU. POV Darcy Lewis. Originally posted on AO3.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/13/2016 - [Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S.] Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Memories with Teeth by WhisperToMeSoftly reviews
Bucky wakes up in Wakanda to find that T'Challa, Wanda, and Steve have come up with a plan to save him from HYDRA's control: Wanda will have to find a way to fix him from the inside.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, T'Challa/Black Panther - Complete
Twenty Floors by wixley-kryptonese reviews
'you broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friends place and I should call the cops by my cat likes you so' – ft. female Tony Stark and the Bot(s) as 'my cat'
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
CC Jitters by S. Pendragon reviews
One-shot introspective fic. Tracey the barista reflects on how the Flash likes his coffee.
Flash - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2016 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W. - Complete
Aftermath by Halogien reviews
Post CA:CW. SPOILERS. One-Shot. Tony receives the package with the letter and phone. He receives the hidden message and understands what needs to be done. Hurt!Tony. Slight Angst. Slight character study vibe. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., War Machine/James R. - Complete
Called In by Doverstar reviews
Barry rarely gets a day off—from being the Flash or a forensic scientist. And the one day Central City seems quiet, the one day he appears to be able to relax, Caitlin has a terrifying problem at STAR Labs that only the Flash can solve. Anything for Dr. Snow, right? (Can be seen as SnowBarry AND platonic. This fic may cheer you up if you're having a bad day. Just like Barry would!)
Flash - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Harrison Wells
Paradise by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Jim, Bones and the Enterprise crew get a little more than they bargained for when they're assigned to catalog a destroyed colony. AOS AU of TOS episode 25: This Side of Paradise. A Lost Stars one-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2016 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] Spock - Complete
Best of You by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Best of You is 'about breaking away from the things that confine you.'- Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. Or, the one where Leonard McCoy moves to Riverside, Iowa with his little girl because his ex-wife is a bitch and he meets the pretty and slightly complicated Jim Kirk. FKirk/Bones, Modern AU, Slow Burn
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,718 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 4/8/2016 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike, Gaila - Complete
Expendable by Maintenant reviews
Naruto thinks he's expendable. The others don't react so well to that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,146 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Of Plastic Guns and Foam Bullets by Order of the Aether reviews
AKA The OTHER Great Battle of Stark Tower. Clint Barton instigates a Nerf war. Bucky Barnes is with him. And now you can see how all havoc broke loose. Just a silly little team bonding drabble, with Bucky. Post-CA:TWS, somewhere before Age of Ultron. My usual AU.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Awakened by TheHomemadeDarkmark reviews
What would happen if James and Lily Potter returned?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 6/21/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Worst Nightmare (darling you've always been mine) by Evelynhunters reviews
"Are you afraid to get wet or something?" Amy says teasingly, with twinkling eyes and a faint quirk of the lips that reminds him of the signature smile of someone he doesn't think about. /one-shot Doctor/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
A hug for Janet by Moebius2015 reviews
Being the doc on the base, and a teen's mom at home, she always had the heavy responsibility of someone else's life. Right now, a hug was just what she needed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2016 - J. Fraiser, J. O'Neill - Complete
Lounging Around: Taking A Chance by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
'He was nice, smart, funny, handsome as hell. The problem was that none of this is permanent and she didn't want to get attached or, heaven forbid, fall in love with someone only to lose them next year when they graduate.' Or the one where they ignore logic and just do what feels right. Jaime/John. Modern/College AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 91,908 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - [J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan] - Complete
Better to Give by Tenebrielle reviews
Leonard McCoy reflects on his unexpected friendship with Jim Kirk while searching for the perfect gift on shore leave. He ends up starting a tradition.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2016 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The road less taken by way of life reviews
Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,203 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki - Complete
Finding Humanity by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Two cops, one man and the other man made, learning what it means to try again, stick together and maybe find their humanity. Star Trek characters in the Almost Human universe. FemKirk(Jem)/Bones. Rating may change.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Almost Human - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike, N. Uhura - Complete
Karma is a bitch by Lumiax reviews
Right then, he got to find out something, during this utterly miserable fight he put up. Karma is a bitch. With that thought in mind and a last cocky grin on his face, he fell. (I will warn you, The Civil War Trailer messed me up.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Not That Kind Of War by GirHugs reviews
(CA3: Civil War Trailer inspired) Natasha chooses to fight in support of Tony because Steve is fighting the wrong kind of war.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe Moon by Lumendea reviews
Rose Tyler is unpacking for her next school year when the Tenth Doctor arrives to whisk her away on a date and he thinks Christmas on the planet Mistletoe sounds perfect. Yet there is a shadow over the planet even on the night that marks their 500th anniversary and an old friend reenters Rose's life to make things a bit more complicated. This is a Christmas special for Guardians.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/7/2015 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] OC - Complete
Lounging Around by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Five times Jaime and John ended up in a lounge thanks to their roommates and one time they didn't. F!Kirk/John Harrison. Modern/College AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2016 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
I'll Be Your Bodyguard (If You'll Be My Security Blanket) by NarutoRox reviews
When one of Loki's pranks gone wrong leaves the team with a young Winter Soldier in their care, they know they're going to have their hands full. Especially since this newer, tinier version of Bucky seems to have a bodyguard complex - and a particular attachment to Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S.] Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Whats Hidden Inside by Rikki Writinglover reviews
Loki forces the team, Pepper, Rhodey, and Fury to relive Tony's darkest memories, hear his deepest darkest thoughts. Will Loki's plan to break Tony by showing his every secret work, and can the team handle learning everything they thought about Tony Stark was wrong, that the sarcastic ,cocky badass is just covering someone who's breaking? SEQUAL now out!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Shadows That Haunt You by Rikki Writinglover reviews
Sequel to "What's Hidden Inside" The team has seen everything inside Tony's head thanks to Loki, and its taking it's toll on the genius. It's up to them to heal Tony before he self destructs. Warnings: Dark thoughts
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I'm Always Here by Rikki Writinglover reviews
5 Times Tony took care of the team and got them to sleep, and the 1 time they took care of him.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Surebu by Vinividivinci reviews
Jack is captured and enslaved by a vicious Goa'uld. Will there be anything left of Colonel O'Neill by the time his team finds him? This story has extreme Jack Whump (and I mean extreme). Don't read it if you don't like whump.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 145,322 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Colonel O'Neill and Tiny Tim by SnowieNumberFour reviews
Just how I imagine that Jack would react if someone was really rude to Sam.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2015 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Time Lines Diverge by battered shipper heart reviews
Melody Pond isn't the only Pond who's met the Bad Wolf. Melody Pond, growing up like she should have, just add the big bad wolf and an immortal man. Oh, and don't forget the daft alien we all love.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jack H., Rose T., 11th Doctor, Melody P. - Complete
With Many Moments To Come by Vampiyaa reviews
War Doctor/Rose AU; Part Eight-point-Five of the Forever and More series. The Warrior, as he now prefers to be called, is ordered into the Capitol's vault in the midst of the Time War and stumbles upon a creation deemed, by the Time Lords themselves, too dangerous to use. But he doesn't understand— how can this blonde girl in tattered clothes possibly be dangerous? 50th rewrite.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,716 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [War Doctor, Rose T.] 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Legacy by Akari-Chaan reviews
Namikaze Naruko had a terrible childhood that left it's scars. Uzumaki Naruto pranked anyone, and had a relaxed personality. Who knew they were the same person? Naruko was a dark, twisted, self-serving girl. Being Naruto taught her what it was like to have friends. Kakashi taught her to be a better person, to want to live. This is her life. Eventual Fem!Naru/Kaka. Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 169,794 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Boom, Boom by Shi-Toyu reviews
Team interactions during a fight. Basically fun fluff and little else. IronWinter
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/20/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S.] Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Dauntless by Tsume Yuki reviews
Hariel Potter and Bucky Barnes have been travelling together for nearly a year now, and between dodging the remains of HYDRA, attempting to find lost memories and trying to figure out just what they are to each other, there's never a dull moment. Especially when they end up playing hero along the way. FemHarryxBucky, Sequel to Valiant (Some smut)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,357 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Family by Dawnstorm101 reviews
Jim's mother comes aboard the Enterprise, much to Jim's dismay. Can Bones and Spock convince him to begin repairing the badly damaged relationship? Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek. Prequel to Brothers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 10/22/2015 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, Winona K. - Complete
A Very Special Day: The Day After Ginny's Birthday by Epeefencer reviews
The forth installment of the Special Day series. Harry remains at the Burrow following Ginny's birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Bill W. - Complete
Mistletoe Mishaps by Shi-Toyu reviews
Tony and the Bucky get caught under the mistletoe...It doesn't go quite as one might expect.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Devil's Defense by wild-springflower reviews
He'd thought he would be in the clear. He'd thought they could finally be done with the hellish topic and move on, but really, when had life ever been so kind? So now Jim was sitting, hands poised over his PAD, wondering just what exactly one could type into a search engine to find compelling arguments defending Governor Kodos' actions on Tarsus IV. (Academy Era)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,438 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/18/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Show Me Your Moves by Pir8grl reviews
John Smith and Rose Tyler run away to join the circus and have the adventure of a lifetime. (Nine/Rose human AU) *Includes mention of a combat veteran coping with memories and occasional nightmares. **Eventual baby fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 30,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Lost Stars by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Jim has been raised in and around Starfleet by her dad's academy buddy, Chris Pike, since she was four. Leonard lost his parents and his dad's star student, Doctor Pippa Boyce, was named his guardian in the will. The two kids are forced to interact and don't exactly like each other... yet. Eventual f!Jim/Bones. Possible Chris/f!Boyce. Rating may change.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 94,291 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
What? WHAT? by fandoms need chocolate reviews
We all hated Doomsday for it hurting our feels in the worst way, so I have decided no! We shall not stand for this! This Doomsday fix-it shall rattle your brain and make you laugh aloud and sying with the Doctor "What? WHAT?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2015 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T., Rose T. - Complete
Was There Ever Any Doubt? by micbb reviews
A scene from S1E5 (World War Three): The Doctor reveals to Jackie that his plan to save the world can't guarantee Rose's safety, and he realizes some important things about his young companion. RoseX9. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2015 - 9th Doctor, Jackie T., Mickey S., Rose T. - Complete
The Tyler Factor by Lumendea reviews
Sequel to Time and the Trickster. Rose Tyler dares to think that maybe she's got her life under control. After all her mum knows about aliens now and her relationship with the Doctor is no longer a secret from her friends, but she's wrong. Now everything that makes her who she is hangs in the balance. Thirteen adventures and fifth in the Guardians of the Universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 180,751 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Thank You by FanOfRandomThings reviews
A short post-thanksgiving one shot in which Merlin and Arthur play a game by the fireside and decide they really are friends.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Accountability by GirHugs reviews
(CA3: Civil War trailer inspired microfic) It's petty and cruel and not at all a part of why Tony is fighting in support of the Accords, but it's really the only thing he can think of that might be shocking enough to stop Barnes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Clockwork by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose; Part Eight of the Prompts series. The Doctor, Rose and Jack land on an abandoned spaceship in the future, with a mysterious time portal in the form of a fireplace connecting to 18th century France. Things go a bit differently. Girl in the Fireplace AU with Nine instead of Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Reinette - Complete
To Kill a Servant by DwaejiTokki reviews
Arthur is enchanted to kill Merlin because hunting trips always go wrong. Includes three alternate endings. M for graphic depictions of blood, wounds, and violence.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, Gaius - Complete
Legend of the Wolf Child by BittyBlueEyes reviews
The Doctor is alone after the Time War and believes he should be. A group of villagers insist otherwise, claiming that there is one he is destined to be with. The Doctor has never believed in prophecy, but there's too much coincidence surrounding the words 'Bad Wolf' to deny that something is at work.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,629 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
The First Draft of Destiny by The Forrest of Fanfic reviews
Merlin's mother dies at the hands of knights from Camelot when the boy is young. Balinor returns and whisks him away to Nemeth at the age of eight to keep him safe from Uther's tyranny. Whilst he is there, Balinor introduces him to the King, Queen and their daughter Mithian. It's now nine years later and now Merlin must go to Camelot and fulfil his destiny.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Merlin, Morgana] Arthur, Mithian - Complete
Cause and Effect by mltrefry reviews
After an uneasy ending to one of their adventures, Rose confesses a part of her past she didn't want the Doctor to know about. And since no one, absolutely no one, hurts his Rose, the Doctor pays a little visit to the stinking ape who did such damage. But is it just to have a little chat, or is there a paradox in play?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2015 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
What Sulu Sees by IsmayDeVain reviews
How Kirk Slowly Endears Himself to His Crew by Becoming a Human Punching Bag, Plunging off a 300 Foot Cliff, Getting Crushed by a Giant Ass Pipe, Nearly Getting Blown to Itty Bitty Bits, and Suffocating Because of His Own Medically Inept Body. (Although, not necessarily in that order.) Or five times Kirk puts his crew before himself and one time they return the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,837 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - H. Sulu, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Twelve Minutes, One Psychiatrist, and a Single Moment by micbb reviews
50th fix. When the Doctor reset the universe, there were some effects that he never expected. Namely, the return of a former companion. The Big Bang (S5E13) with an extra companion, and it's result regarding the Day of the Doctor. Rose/Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 59,611 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Exorcist, Demonologist, and Master of the Dark Arts by Evenmoor reviews
John Constantine calls on newly-returned castaway Oliver Queen as Oliver prepares to start his crusade to save Starling City. Minor spoilers for Arrow episode 4.05, "Haunted."
Crossover - Arrow & Constantine - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2015 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, J. Constantine - Complete
A New Blossom by worldtravellingfly reviews
During Pein's attack on Konoha, a new flower blossoms. Or why certain Academy teachers and snails are great to have at hand when a crisis hits your hometown. (Fem!Harry, established relationship) [This is a T*. If you feel I should rate the story higher, please tell me so.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] OC, Iruka U. - Complete
The Kitten Apocalypse by Dayja reviews
Tony thinks he may have been awake just a bit too long when his wrench turns into a kitten. But is it another hallucination brought on by sleep deprivation? Or is something more sinister going on? And why all the kittens?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Promise by Queen Readalot reviews
Back in the Academy days, Bones makes Jim an offhand promise: if Jim is dying and giving a sentimental speech, Bones must stop him and save his dignity. What he doesn't know is how much this promise is going to weigh on him in the future. Dammit, Jim. Kinda-fluffy, rated T for major Bones potty mouth and Jim injuries, and a Spock cameo. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Possible side effects by Nyotarules reviews
This is what I come up with when I decide to take a lunch break (No slash)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Rose's Story by micbb reviews
Eventual reunion fic. Will depict existing story lines from Rose's point of view (mostly). Rose could never have known that the best thing that had ever happened to her would be the thing that would cause her unimaginable pain, and would be what would make her stronger than ever as she forced her way through the dimension keeping her apart from her Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Interference by DittyWrites reviews
A collection of three short tales in which Eobard Thawne interfered in the life of Barry Allen. (Occurs between the death of Nora Allen and Barry becoming the Flash). Reviews are always appreciated!
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Eobard T./Impostor Harrison W./Reverse-Flash - Complete
Just call me the Dread Pirate Roberts by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Because a five year mission wouldn't be any fun without her Space Ninja. And sometimes ridiculous nicknames. Fem!Kirk/Sulu. Sequel to You're like a F'ing Space Ninja.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - [J. Kirk, H. Sulu] - Complete
Everybody Likes Cupcakes by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
The one where Jim makes a friend in that bar fight, tries to keep a low profile at the Academy, hangs out with her mom on break and gets a kick out of annoying Pike... because he lets her. You know, the usual. Eventual F!Kirk/Hendorff (Cupcake)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,947 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 8/22/2015 - J. Kirk, Cupcake, C. Pike, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Knightly Surprise by DragonReader99 reviews
The round table knights have been away on patrol for two months. In that time, Merlin's magic has been revealed to Arthur back in Camelot along with those of a non-evil Mordred. Now the knights have returned to Camelot, and Merlin must intentionally reveal his magic for the first time. Of course, Morgana begins to stir up trouble at the same time. Mid-season 5. AU. Magic Reveal
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,507 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Merlin, Arthur, Mordred, Gwaine - Complete
Mates by AlyDarkAngelYanna reviews
Just a simple story about love and what it can bring to people who are in pain. AU, alive Minato, KakaxNaruxIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,914 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Just For Tonight by xIcyChanx reviews
"Fullmetal," Roy started. Ed jumped, and Roy had to bite back a smirk. "From now on, you will be my personal teddy bear." Ed stared at him and, as the time passed in silence, Roy realised how dumb and admittedly insane he had sounded. Perhaps this wasn't such a good idea. "Your what?" "My personal teddy bear. You will come to my house at night and sleep with me." [Roy/Fem!Ed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Almost Grown Up - first and a half in the Heartbreaker series by ebineez01 reviews
This story is part of my 'Heartbreaker' AU. It's a sequel to 'Heartbreaker' and a prequel to 'All Grown Up'. Teenage Sam is getting ready to go to camp where she's due to meet up with a certain Air Force Captain once again. She has a little help from her best friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,592 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/24/2015 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, Jacob C., J. O'Neill - Complete
Snow, Bucky and the Avengers by Fezzes at 221b reviews
HYDRA didn't really think about how freezing metal can get, while fusing a metal arm onto the /Winter/ Solider (Or maybe they didn't think anyone stupid as Clint would think to put their tongue on it)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
The Girl in Seat 22A by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard hates to fly, it's no secret. So what happens when the girl next to him turns out to be his new boss' daughter and comes up with another way to San Francisco. Modern AU
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,421 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk] - Complete
The Beginning by Sadie's Tales reviews
After a long few months, the SGC is having a get together in a local bar. Sam can't help but be amused at the reaction of the women around her to the men of the SGC. No beta so all mistakes are my own. First fic so I hope you enjoy!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,223 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Piss off Pepper Potts by MiniM236 reviews
Or insult Tony Stark. Mission goes a little wrong, Steve gives out heat, Pepper finds out! Protective!Pepper one shot. Plot based of AngelShep's Fragile is Trust.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
sad, beautiful, tragic (aka me, you, and us) by clarabella wandering reviews
"So, is this it?" Amy asks. "Is this what Timelords pray to?" The Doctor glances at the ceiling, then at the TARDIS blue door that holds a remnant of his heart. "No." The Doctor says. "Only the one." The door reads 'The Doctor & Rose Tyler'. [Oneshot. DoctorRose.]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor] - Complete
Logically Passionate Intuition by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
They were all different... but in a way, they were all the same. How a logical scientist, a passionate doctor and an intuitive leader found their way to each other. McSpirk. Bones/Fem!Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,733 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock] - Complete
I'll Be Here by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
They always seemed to be keeping an eye on each other. FemKirk/Pike
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,209 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - [J. Kirk, C. Pike] - Complete
Yesterday's Enterprise by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
"You're from the future?" the man next to the captain asked. Tall and attractive with a southern accent, she knew he was Chief Engineer Charles 'Trip' Tucker as soon as he opened his mouth. "Yes, Commander, I am," she said. Captain Archer looked at her and she sighed, "I'm Captain Jim Kirk of the Federation starship Enterprise..." Ficlet, F!Jim/Trip
Crossover - StarTrek: Enterprise & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2015 - C. Tucker, J. Kirk - Complete
Anytime by life is short so am I reviews
No matter what, his response would always be the same. Whenever she said thank you, his reply would always, always, be anytime. A series of drabbles wrapped up in a oneshot that lead up to Kakashi and Naruto getting together. Because I love this pairing and there just isn't enough of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U., Naruko U.] - Complete
New Friends: Thanksgiving by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard is working for Thanksgiving. Part 12 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
New Friends: Jim's Son by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Jim meets his seven year old. Part 11 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Carol Marcus - Complete
New Friends: Bombshell by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Jim gets a shocker and Bones is the only one that can get through. Part 10 of New Friends
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, H. Sulu, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
New Friends: Halloween by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Trick-or-treating... nuf said. Part 9 of New Friends
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, N. Uhura, H. Sulu - Complete
Pardon the Engineering Parlance by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
This is what happens when you put a crazy engineer and a brilliant command cadet together. Fem!Kirk/Scotty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 80,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty] L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Green by Tsume Yuki reviews
Bucky's always been damn curious what kind of human being was destined for him. After all, what kind of person are they for his words to be 'Hi, have you see a glowing cube of mysterious extraterrestrial power recently' (FemHarry and Soulmate-Identifying Marks)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 507 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
New Friends: His Daughter by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Joanna meets the gang. Part 8 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike, Gaila - Complete
New Friends: The Russian Wizkid by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard helps Jim take care of a young friend. No Pairing. Part 7 of New Friends
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, P. Chekov, Gaila - Complete
New Friends: The Lawyer by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard's friends send him some help when his ex-wife drags him to court again. No paring. Drabble. Part 6 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
New Friends: The Mechanic and his Receptionist by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard has car trouble, Jim and Gaila help. No Parings. Part 5 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Gaila - Complete
New Friends: The Neighbor by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard meets the running, fencing, repelling, biking, surfing guy next door. No paring. Drabble. Part 4 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu - Complete
New Friends: The IT Specialist by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard has a computer problem and Spock has a nurse problem. No pairing. Drabble. Part 3 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
New Friends: The Translator by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Where Leonard gets help from Nyota. No Pairing. Drabble. Part 2 of New Friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
New Friends by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Where Scotty comes to Leonard's rescue. Drabble. No pairing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Caught Him Staring by NoSecretsHere reviews
For that second it all clicks. Everything around her weaves together. She isn't in her office. She's in a hospital. She hasn't worked as an architect for years. Her hair is completely grey. She's….old, forgetting, and not all there. She looked up again and caught Percy staring. He looked hopeful, as if he's seeing something in her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
He's Just a Little Bit Late by Tsume Yuki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto dreamed of becoming Hokage from a young age. Yet, it doesn't stop her from feeling like a damsel trapped within her tower at times, drowning beneath piles and piles of paperwork. Luckily, her prince seems to be on his way. He's just a little bit late. FemNaruto ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 267 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Enterprise Rising by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
"Why do I have the feeling that you brought me here to be her partner?" A war with monsters, robots and a blonde, blue-eyed partner, who Leonard may or may not be falling for. Pacific Rim AU. FemKirk/Bones. Background Chulu and S/U.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2015 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Event Horizon - fourth in the Heartbreaker series by ebineez01 reviews
Sequel to Operation Storm in the Desert. Captain Samantha Carter and Colonel Jack O'Neill haven't seen each other for a while, and for her there's a good reason. Two years ago, the only way he would agree to take the mission, was if she wasn't on it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
here's me (through you) by fiesa reviews
Tony Stark returns home. OneShot- Tony Stark, Pepper Potts. After the events of Avengers – Age of Ultron.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Broken by PhantomBrat reviews
A young boy is admitted to the hospital and ends up in a coma. Yugi is missing after his friends and new brother ignore him. Who is this boy and what's going on with Yugi? Will Yami find his brother in time, or will he be too late? Read and find out.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 44,576 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Deus Mortis by GallonsoftheStuff reviews
(Or - The Time Hel Got Told Off by Her Boss for Leading a Guy On and Indirectly Causing Mass Destruction Across the Universe.) If there was anything more boring than watching over the dead, it was doing paperwork on them. - Inspired by The Plot Bunny Whisperer's Deus Ex Machina. [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Thanos - Complete
Lose Your Innocence by Fairy of Sakuras reviews
Naruto has just returned from her training with Jiraiya and is informed of a stipulation the civilian counsel has put forth for all kunoichi of Chünin rank or above. Chapter 2 coming soon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,998 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Kakashi H., Naruko U.
Wrath of the Tides by Pansychic27213 reviews
In which Maria Stark gives bad advice to an impressionable four year old, and Tony Stark cries to get what he wants. [Includes changes to Marvel Movie Universe]
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No Mercy by Dialux reviews
Bucky is no longer Hydra, but that doesn't mean he's whole. Tony still suffers from PTSD, and the world doesn't yet know of the festering demons under their skin. An AU where IM3 happens after CWS. [Part 1 of To Dance With a Limp]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Unusual Avengers team ups 1 by Mokikaitlyn
A slightly more scary than usual Natasha leads Tony of all people to attempt to cheer her up, with interesting results. One-shot, established clintasha and pepperony, no shipping just fun. Hopefully one in a set of unusual avengers team ups.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S.
debts, death, and balance by Dialux reviews
Bucky fights for his chance at revenge, while Tony battles his own demons. They might be broken and bleeding, but the world still needs its heroes, at the end of the day. An AU where IM3 happens after CWS. [Part 2 of To Dance With a Limp]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pocket-Sized by Ailec-12 reviews
Tony and Steve may not be best friends as adults (shh, they are getting there), but as children they totally hate each other... right? Some Pepperony and Science Bros feelings along the way, but the main focus is Tony & Steve friendship (or lack thereof).
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,364 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P. - Complete
Battle in the Sky by bubblygal92 reviews
Time can be rewritten but not without consequences. When Eleven's life puts one rewrite too many on the timeline, the reset button gets pushed at a crucial point. Goes AU during 'The Night of the Doctor'. Fix-it fic for the Time War, 50th anniversary and Christmas Special with a Doctor x Rose reunion twist. Cover art by IrissenNii
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 150,940 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - 8th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
All in Good Fun by SadieYuki reviews
It's all in good fun until someone gets hurt. Or, 5 times the crew played a prank on their captain, and 1 time it went too far. (mentions of Tarsus IV)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Stess Balls by Darkwood Princess reviews
When you're the CMO of the universe's most danger prone ship, you acquire a lot of stress balls.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2015 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 4,144 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Fearless by Vampiyaa reviews
Rose is pregnant, but doesn't know it yet. The Doctor is anything but fearless. Part of the Ageless, Timeless 'verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [1st Doctor, Rose T.] Susan F. - Complete
Pupils in the Pliocene by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - When a school building and its students suddenly vanish, it's up to the Doctor and Rose to get them back home. Until then, it's a fight to survive.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,569 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Partition by Vampiyaa reviews
A crazed alien who claims to be the Doctor's biggest fan kidnaps the Doctor and one companion from each of his incarnations and pits them all against each other in a deadly game in an effort to prove who's 'worthiest'. And the Doctor's forced to watch it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,190 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 9/19/2014 - [12th Doctor, Rose T.] Susan F., Jamie M. - Complete
Hear Me Out by xIcyChanx reviews
"Ed," Mustang started slowly. He ascended the rest of the porch steps and came face to face with her. She raised her head subconsciously to keep eye contact, feeling his hot breath mingle with her own and warm her face as he spoke. "Will you go on a date with me?" She could've sworn the whole world stopped spinning as her breath got caught in her throat. [Roy/Fem!Ed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/18/2015 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Day of the Doctor: A Missing Scene by Christy - Flare reviews
Just what I like to think happened with the Curator after Eleven left. And a surprise ending that is both sad, yet really fitting, I think.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Rose T., Bad Wolf
Lucky Charm by hawkerin reviews
A very short one shot for St Patrick's Day. Extremely fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Her by Stormborn Dragneel reviews
Kakashi could never take his eyes off the golden goddess that was her, not after her father had charged him with her protection. But did the whiskered jinchuriki ever need protection anyways? [ FemNaru x Kakashi] [Complete] [Post-last chapter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
The Almost Forgotten Marriage Contract of 1763 by worldtravellingfly reviews
What would you do when suddenly confronted with a more than 200 years old marriage contract by a teen and her lawyer? Run for the hills? Call the nice guys with the comfy, white jackets? Certainly not - agree? Well, Tony Stark always was a bit - special. [Fem!Harry, AU]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 1,918 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Andromeda T., Pepper P. - Complete
Nights by Tatalindx
She came at night, when he was asleep. She was and would always be his best dream. ((Story also available on my AO3 account, Thay / Inspired by the Doctor Who OTP Bootcamp challenge, prompt number 21: "Our Little Secret"))
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
A Stolen Moment by Masterpwn reviews
He shouldn't be crossing his own timeline, he knows that, but he can't help it. Sometimes he wonders about his own stupidity for doing it, but he never wonders why he does it, because there she is, the most important woman. All he wants to do is see her again. His Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Girlfriend by SocialSuicideGirl reviews
Naruto wakes up after the battle with Pain, anxious to find his girlfriend! Wait a second, what? Girlfriend? Uhoh, he must have got hit on the head harder than they thought!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Nights In White Satin by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose 60's AU; Part Seven of the Prompts series. John Smith, war-hardened soldier, just went to the pub to drown his sorrows. He didn't expect to be taken home by a blonde woman in a red dress who decided to look twice at him.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
In Your Eyes by S c h e m a t i c reviews
Kakashi knows he's special. He's different, and he doesn't mind. He's just a little frustrated. Snippets of Kakashi's life. [FtM!Kakashi/Fem!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Operation Storm in the Desert - third in the Hearbreaker series by ebineez01 reviews
Sequel to 'All Grown Up'. Lieutenant Samantha Carter and Major Jack O'Neill meet up once again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,991 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2015 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Newest Avenger by Carmenbeckett reviews
There's a new addition to the Avengers Intiative. And guess what? It's you! (Female reader insert)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F. - Complete
Dark Nights by EugeneJ22 reviews
AU: A string of events leads a certain Gotham City Vigilante to Starling City for answers. How will The Arrow and the urban myth work together to bring down these new threats to their cities? **Chapter 9 and Epilogue Posted**
Crossover - Batman & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, John D./Spartan, Felicity S./Overwatch - Complete
Grim Fate by Randompersonality reviews
Fifty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Master of Death, Harry Potter, finds himself in a spot of trouble. Again. Turns out there are people with powers who are not wizards after all. Men who control metal, a blue beast, and a man who keeps trying to break through his Occlumency shields. What is a wizard to do? Part one of the Grim Trilogy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & x-men - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The First of The Year by Micisuewho reviews
Iris and Barry have been arguing for awhile and the most recent fight was the worst. Barry hasn't shown up to the New Year's Party.
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W. - Complete
Of Course by Stormfire76 reviews
Through the years, Sally will do whatever it takes to make sure Percy has a wonderful Christmas. (Rated T because Gabe Ugliano is a horrible person and doesn't believe in Santa Claus.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Mistletoe by xIcyChanx reviews
Opening her eyes, she noticed Roy was taking in her reactions again, eyes glued on her face. He licked his dry lips, giving her a smile. "Ready?" His breath mingled with hers as he leaned in, their noses touching. She somehow knew what he was asking without needing further explanation. Swallowing, her grip on his shoulders tightened. "I'm ready." [Roy/Fem!Ed, lemon]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Has Someone Been Peeking At My Christmas List? by Vampiyaa reviews
Eleven/Rose sort of; Twelve/Rose; Part Eight of the Who Holidays series. When the Eleventh Doctor takes Rory and Amy home to Leadworth, they stumble upon a future version of the Doctor holding hands with a very pregnant Rose Tyler. Apparently, somebody has most definitely been peeking at his Christmas list. Set just after A Town Called Mercy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T., 12th Doctor] Amelia P./Amy - Complete
All Grown Up - second in the Heartbreaker series by ebineez01 reviews
Sequel to Heartbreaker. Teenage Sam goes to camp and meets her hero once again. This will probably still make sense if you don't go back and read Heartbreaker first, but it would make more sense if you did.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,132 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Honesty is the best policy by ObsessedwReading reviews
Nico, Reyna, and The Seven get sent to read the Percy Jackson & The Olympians and the Heroes of Olympus Books along with the Demigod Files and The Demigod diaries. After all in Order for them to succeed they have to all be able to work together. They have to be able to trust each other. And for that to happen they can't have any secrets.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,745 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Drinking for Two by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Over a Drink one-shot. Bones/Fem!Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
All About Time and Place by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Everyone you meet changes your life. Some in small ways and others in bigger ways, its all about time and place. What if Harrison had been on Tarsus Four like his file says? No Khan. Harrison/Fem!Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,230 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan] - Complete
Barry, it's cold outside by nicola de lenfent reviews
One-shot. While Central City is frozen over, Barry bakes cookies with Iris.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W. - Complete
Santa? by Jotunheim Storm reviews
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive. One fatal Christmas Eve I'm faced with my biggest problem yet; Can I Outrun Santa? (X-Mas One-shot)
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. Caitlin S., Cisco R., Det. Joe W. - Complete
Bending the Universe by Haely Potter reviews
AU one shots ranging from TARDIS' thoughts to conversations that might/could/should have happened. Everything will at least have a Doctor/Rose undertone
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,689 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor]
She Who Comes Back by The Fandom Garrison reviews
What if Pete Tyler never came back to save Rose? What if she fell into the void, but survived in a sort of comatose state because she was protected by the power of the Bad Wolf? People fall out of the rift sometimes, and they can end up any where. What if Rose fell out of the rift—and was found by Captain Jack Harkness? Eleven/Rose (Rated T for extremely mild language!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,432 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] Jack H. - Complete
Over a Drink by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Leonard gets talked into going out for a drink but his night ends differently then he thought it would. McCoy/Fem!Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,361 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Scission by Vampiyaa reviews
Six/Rose; Nine/Rose; Part Four of the Prompts series. Since the incident with Pete, the Doctor has been acting strangely, but before Rose can do anything a man in a ridiculous outfit appears in the TARDIS, who happens to be a past version of the Doctor. He's rude, he's annoying... and he seems to be flirting with her. Can they save the universe while the past Doctor stirs up drama?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] 6th Doctor - Complete
Groundhog Day by Impossible Oswin reviews
When you travel with the Doctor, every day is a surprise. But not for Amy Pond. Something went wrong at the planets of Daloxia, and now Amy is living the same day over... And over... And over. And it always ends with a single message: Bad Wolf.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Bad Wolf - Complete
Fathers and Son by Dobby's Socks reviews
Every year since he was eleven years old, Barry Allen's done Father's Day twice. Set pre-series, mentions of one-sided Barry/Iris
Flash - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Barry A./The Flash, Iris W., Det. Joe W., Dr. Henry A. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 4,625 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Western Immersion by crazygirlne reviews
A visit to an imitation of the Old West gets complicated when the TARDIS goes missing. Will the Doctor and Rose find the TARDIS, or will they have to make a life in the small town they're confined to?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,610 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I May Throw Up on You (And All the Crazy Shit Bones Says) by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
Some of the things that a doctor's son from Georgia says to a hero's daughter from Iowa. Academy fic. Fem!Kirk/Bones with appearances by Uhura, Pike, Gaila and more.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 118,663 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] N. Uhura, C. Pike - Complete
Heartbreaker - first in the Heartbreaker series by ebineez01 reviews
A young Sam Carter goes to space camp and meets someone way cooler than any astronaut. A short one shot of something that just popped into my head this morning. Hope you enjoy.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2014 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
You're like a 'F'ing Space Ninja by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
It's not a love story... but maybe it is. Sulu/Fem!Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [J. Kirk, H. Sulu] - Complete
Repeated History by ineedtogetalife reviews
Set on the plane in DOFP. After Logan calls Erik a survivor, the metal bender asks what becomes of Charles. What he's told may change the course of history.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Nightmare Is Just A Dream Without You In It by Genesis Chi reviews
The Doctor has a habit of getting it wrong when it comes to what Rose Tyler wants, some times more obvious than others. (WILL CAMEO AT LEAST THREE DOCTORS AND A HOST OF NEWWHO CHARACTERS - Includes suggestions of many pairings, but the main one... you'll have to read and find out!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Aftermath of War by Vampiyaa reviews
The Doctor takes Rose on a trip to Woman Wept after they've been travelling together for a year. Nine/Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
The prison of your mind by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
The kid takes him to the ground, hard and fast, and the knife punches right through his throat. The man gurgles and blood sprays, and the kid's head snaps up, blond hair flying everywhere, as he gives the blade a final, savage, twist and pulls it free. He'd know those eyes anywhere. It's Jim Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/19/2014 - J. Kirk - Complete
13 First Meetings by Olivia Reed reviews
Rose Tyler grew up with all sorts of influences. She had many friends, Mickey, Jimmy Stone, and someone named 'The Doctor'. Well, 13 someones. Multi-Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - 8th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Ceiling by HoldoutTrout reviews
Pepper was sort of obsessed with Tony's ceiling. Set right after Iron Man 2.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Let Us Pen These Truths by Vampiyaa reviews
Twelve/Rose AU; Part Twelve of the Forever and More series. An awkward clock maker and secretly aspiring poet stumbles upon a young blonde woman with no memory whatsoever and is forced to take her in, only to discover she might just be his muse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,027 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [12th Doctor, Rose T.] Harry Sullivan, Jackie T. - Complete
Am I A Good Man? by CaptainBrieOnToast reviews
After 8.2, Into the Dalek. The Doctor is basically miserable, not sure how to handle himself because he thinks he is a terrible person. Lucklily he has someone to watch over him and come talk to him. Someone he formerly thought was dead. I don't Own Doctor Who, or the characters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [12th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
What They Made Me by MrsEclipse9856 reviews
"...it wasn't her fault that her father was George Kirk. George choose her, Kodos couldn't beat her, and Frank couldn't control her. No matter what they did, or didn't do, she wasn't easily broken..." Fem!Kirk/Pike
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,101 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [J. Kirk, C. Pike] L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Prelude to Another Eternity by Bria reviews
The Doctor does not like New Year's and avoided it at all costs. Until a dimension cannon brings him face to face with his long-lost Rose...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2014 - 12th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Rascals by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose sort of; Part Three of the Prompts series. Another adventure goes awry and Rose finds herself in a motherly position when the Doctor and Jack get turned into toddlers. Crack!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
The Birthday Magician by TwoLonelyHearts reviews
He visited her two times before: the one time when he was about to regenerate and the second time to help her with her homework. This time it was for her birthday.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 12th Doctor - Complete
In The Rain by xIcyChanx reviews
Ed flushed a sweet pink and shuffled awkwardly in the seat. "There has been something I was supposed to have told you ages ago - I just…didn't want to, really. B-back then we kind of needed it to…remain a secret." Roy listened to the blond's story attentively, having had his curiosity piqued. "Continue, I'm listening." "Promise you won't hate me." [Roy/Fem!Ed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Crazy For You by CougarAlyce reviews
It's New Year's Eve 1985, and Jacob Carter takes his beautiful young daughter to the Air Force New Year's party where she is romanced by a handsome airman. S/J.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
From Our Forever by Vampiyaa reviews
Twelve/Rose reunion!fic featuring other Doctors; Part Two of the Prompts series. "He was rather forgetful nowadays — had been for quite a while, as a matter of fact — so when his eyes opened and took in the transparent, pale violet sky, it took him a while to remember why he was here. Then he remembered with a nod to himself and a sigh. He'd come here to die."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [12th Doctor, Rose T., 1st Doctor, 3rd Doctor] - Complete
Reconnect by DogwoodsAndBluebells reviews
Steve liked to think that he knew Tony, that he understood how Tony's past relationships had mold the billionaire into who he was, but a little light reading and a trip out to Brooklyn proved that Steve didn't know everything that he'd thought he did and that even rehabilitated billionaire playboys had hidden depths. Companion piece to Aunt Peggy. Rated for mild language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Field Trip by Haely Potter reviews
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but when Rose sees a man steal a little girl's drink in a museum, and for the little girl then hide, she had to find out what was going on. She just didn't expect the universe to be ending.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Commemoration by Vampiyaa reviews
River Song, now in the parallel universe, seeks out a lonely Rose Tyler, and the two women talk about the man they've both lost, in a way. Ultimately Eleven/Rose reunion!fic; sequel to Lamentation.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Lamentation by Vampiyaa reviews
The Doctor, his Ponds and River visit a tourist colony with the intent of getting chips, only to discover a past version of the Doctor is already here— along with Rose Tyler. Technically Nine/Rose and Eleven/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/7/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Vampiyaa reviews
Eleven/Rose sort of; Part One of the Prompts series. The Doctor and Clara attend a seminar about the universe's most influential aliens and people, and he discovers he knows one of them very well. Short one shot with mentions of Rose Tyler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/4/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
What, This Daft Old Face? by Vampiyaa reviews
Sequel to In Hypervodka Veritas. Since Jack's previous plan failed, he's resolved to come up with a new one, and this one has Rose as the main target. When Jack requests another stop off on Myleia, Rose is the one he takes out this time, and gets her drunk enough to let slip a few things to the Doctor...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Companion by Sicariluv reviews
I hate writing summaries. Give it a shot. Sam puts herself in a situation where she feels she'll do anything to take care of her younger sister, which includes being a companion to an assassin who is treated like a machine and not the human he is. Let me know what you think! :-)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
The Companion Project by Kathryn Hart reviews
"What if we got all the Doctor's old companions back together for one day, as a way to thank him for all the good he's done?" Jack, Martha and River Song band together to give the Doctor the biggest thank you in history. Will feature numerous companions from new and classic Who. *ELEVEN/ROSE* Be warned! Martha/Mickey, Amy/Rory, Jack/?, River/? Friendship/Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Doctor Rose Tyler by DriannaHarper reviews
An AU series, where The Parting of the Ways goes a bit differently. The Doctor wakes up in the TARDIS in an parallel universe. Rose wakes up in the TARDIS in her home 'verse, a full-blooded Time Lady.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
We Shall Find Peace by Vampiyaa reviews
Eleven/Rose AU; Part Eleven of the Forever and More series. He was just a madman in an asylum who thought he was an adventurer in a time-travelling police box, a free man able to roam and run as he pleased. Turns out the blonde nurse he mistook for an angel will make him realise he can be free; he can run, with her, and find peace.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,690 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] River Song/Melody P. III, Brian W. - Complete
Screwed by JeDorsToutLeTemps reviews
Logan looks around at everyone and knows he is screwed.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Memory Boxes by NabikiB reviews
The Doctor learns that humans are not single-lived, they just have their new lives at intervals. He should have understood, really, knowing what he did about Clara. But Clara's biggest secret still managed to shock him. ONESHOT, AU/AR. I hate canon so if you want to point out this isn't, you're too late.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Clara O., Rose T., 12th Doctor] - Complete
Brothers of War by Bixata reviews
JackTeal'c friendship. Before their first mission Jack and Teal'c spend some time together discussing candles and pizza. Follows the development of their friendship over time.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 11/24/2007 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c
Second Best by Bixata reviews
Jack O'Neill was never the smart one, but he doesn't mind. His brother always told him he was special, but just how special is he? Why Jack is the way he is.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,444 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 1/20/2009 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Some Small Changes by Zellcan'twrite reviews
Things have changed thanks to Logan's interference in the timeline... Probably AU but canon-compliant as of now. Short oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lessons in Ginevra Weasley by Isefyr reviews
Just a quick oneshot about when Harry realized that Ginny was the one for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dummies and Eggheads by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge:Trying to move into the Avenger's tower was difficult, mostly because of the rooms. They had seen a mechanical kitchen, a closet- garage, a pollo court, a spa even, but a lab? No. The idea that a lab even existed was preposterous, almost silly. Where else would Stark make all of his inventions-was that a robot? What kind of name is Dummy? A Fire Extinguisher? What?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
Alternates Collide by RainbowAnatomy reviews
He stopped. He hadn't meant to. But without thinking, he had stopped.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Rose T., 12th Doctor - Complete
Stubborn Lovers by Marrei reviews
FemNaruto should've known better than to ignore a dangerous night predator. She should've known better that they get territorial. She should've known from the beginning that he'd be a pain in her ass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Naruko U., Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Six Near Kisses (And One Real Kiss, Among Other Things) by Vampiyaa reviews
An old favourite: six times the Doctor nearly kissed Rose, but didn't. And one time he did... among other things. Nine/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Of Bullets And Brothers by MinxxMama reviews
Who would you take a bullet for? And why? Just a one-shot, parents will understand. Rated T for language.
Olympus Has Fallen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Mike B., President Benjamin Asher - Complete
Wizard Kitty by I. H. Scribe reviews
With the Avengers captured and Loki gloating, Bruce is surprised when his cat turns into a man, and proceeds to slam Loki around the room. Can be read alone or as a sequel to The Tag-A-Long.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 324 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
April In Paris by Vampiyaa reviews
Nine/Rose 1940's AU; Part Nine of the Forever and More series. London P.I. John Smith, nicknamed 'the Doctor', goes to Brooklyn to search for a runaway bride named Rose Tyler at the request of her abandoned fiancé. He had no idea she'd be the gorgeous woman singing at the pub with the fantastic voice and the black damask dress.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,367 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H., Jackie T. - Complete
Together by Vampiyaa reviews
First Doctor/Time Lady Rose AU. They grew up on Gallifrey together, ran together, saved the universe together in the type-40 TARDIS they stole together. In the Time War, they fought together and made the decision together. Now, they're the only ones left, but so long as they're together, they can go on.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Rose T., 1st Doctor, War Doctor] Susan F. - Complete
Welcome Back My Old Friend by Mischel reviews
WARNING: Spoilers for Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier! I just wanted to write a reunion of Steve and Bucky, when he found out who he really is. It's set inside the second post-credit scene. One-shot, and bromance, I suppose :)
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Magnets by sparrow45 reviews
Steve thinks about Bucky's transition to Avenger's tower. Inspired by Meekobits' art.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Under the Armor by N.D. Stark reviews
All they see is the sarcastic comments and selfish smirk. They never see those tiny things that say 'No. That isn't me' But now, Tony has a bigger secret. He's trying to hold onto everything tight. But now things are dawning and surfacing that no one in the team had seen him suffer before. (Super Sad Tony Whump!) A chapter for each teammate Ant Man and Wasp
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Tarantella by Vampiyaa reviews
Eight/Rose; Ten/Rose; Part Eight of the Forever and More series. For Rose's birthday, the Tenth Doctor takes her to Earth's Victorian times. There, Rose meets a peculiar but immensely charming stranger wearing a velvet coat and a cravat.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [8th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
Here We Go Again by EmmyR reviews
The team is called together again for the first time since the invasion to deal with a new threat. Can they handle working together? Will everyone make it through this one? Part 1 of Assembling.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Just Too Good by AvengersIsLife reviews
What were all of the other Avengers doing during the events of Iron Man 3, Thor 2, and Cap 2? Just a really crazy story that came into my brain!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Trail of Chocolate Eggs by Vampiyaa reviews
Eight/Rose; Eleven/Rose; Part Six of the Who Holidays series. Five-year-old Rose Tyler was on an Easter egg hunt in a park, only to follow the trail of eggs to a troubled man in the middle of a terrible war. Not only will Rose help him see light in the bitter darkness, but she'll find him again, centuries later, when he's alone once more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [8th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] Jackie T. - Complete
Setting Sun by xIcyChanx reviews
Ed narrowed her eyes ominously and glared at him with great ferocity, though the furious blush failed to be concealed. She spoke, and Roy stared longingly at her blood red, swollen lips as they moved. "You bastard...What do you think you were doing? We're in the office, Colonel." [Roy/Fem!Ed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Kissing Complete Strangers by Vampiyaa reviews
Six/Rose; Nine/Rose crack!fic. The Sixth Doctor and Peri take a vacation to Paris, where the Doctor hastens to prove that yes, he will kiss a complete stranger. Unfortunately, the blonde woman he chose to spring a snog on won't be a stranger forever. Surprise birthday present for natural-blues :)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [6th Doctor, Rose T., 9th Doctor] Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
A Particularly Prolonged Penance by Vampiyaa reviews
Six/Rose; Part Six of the Forever and More series. Just as the Sixth Doctor regenerates and nearly kills Peri, Rose materialises inside the console room after using the dimension cannon and stops him. The Doctor then proceeds to leave Peri behind in the TARDIS and drag Rose into 'hermitage' with him on Titan Three, only things don't quite go as planned.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [6th Doctor, Rose T.] Perpugilliam B./Peri - Complete
Five Days by Vampiyaa reviews
Five/Rose; Eleven/Rose; Part Five of the Forever and More series. After losing Tegan and Turlough, the Fifth Doctor's TARDIS lands in a certain alternate universe where he meets a certain blonde woman who somehow seems to know him. A certain blonde woman he discovers he needs.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,427 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [5th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor] Tony T. - Complete
Love Is In The Air by PabloVotesNo reviews
One-shot. Fem!Naru. "...Kakashi stole my date didn't he?" He was just glad Sakura went for carpet instead of just wood flooring. It was softer on the face. "This was a trap?" "Yep, seems like it." "Troublesome."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 281 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Making Promises by oreoswithoutmilk reviews
Raven and the team bond over separate times, each making a promise. Has fem! Harry and is sequel to Nargle Influence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
New Friends by oreoswithoutmilk reviews
Raven and the team meet the Agents of Shield folks. In the series of "Lost, Confused, Searching, Genius".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Terra Glacies by Vampiyaa reviews
Four/Rose; Ten/Rose; Part Four of the Forever and More series. While on the winter planet Glacies working a stakeout mission for Torchwood, Rose stumbles across a man with a ridiculously long scarf nearly frozen to death in the snow.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [4th Doctor, Rose T., 10th Doctor] Donna N. - Complete
Fallen by Qweb reviews
An Avengers battle leaves two teammates damaged, one physically, one emotionally. Action, humor, angst and whump, plus an amazing rescue and an argument about archaic weapons. Set in the "A Very Good Team" universe. All the team except Thor.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,127 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Back in the Game by usa123 reviews
Coulson calls Tony in to consult after Barton and Romanov go missing during an undercover operation. When Tony discovers one of his abandoned projects on the scene, will he have to rescind Operation Clean Slate in order to save his teammates? No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Don't Sweat the Small Stuff by b7-kerravon reviews
Tony Stark was always small, but this was ridiculous! When Tony is hit by a spell that shrinks him to six inches tall, he trusts that his team will take care of him, only to discover that his trust might be misplaced... Of course, maybe they didn't feel as obligated to watch out for him since he wasn't really an Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Multitudes by BonesOfBirdWings reviews
James T. Kirk has been an important feature in thousands of universes - Jim Kirk knows this very well. After all, Jim has lived and died a thousand times, even if he is only technically twenty-two.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 6/2/2013 - J. Kirk
Secret Identity by EbilMe666 reviews
Tony has a secret. A secret he's tried so hard to hide but then Bruce figures it out and it all falls apart from there. AU Where Tony never came public, even to S.H.I.E.l.D. - Get's progressively better as it goes along. One shot. T for mild language. No Slash..
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Siúil A Rúin by Vampiyaa reviews
Two/Rose; Nine/Rose; Part Two of the Forever and More series. Rose is visiting Earth while the Ninth Doctor is off on a planet where humans aren't allowed, and he's been gone a day longer than expected. Rose goes to the old park to remind her of everything she's left behind for him, except now there's a man in an odd hat playing 'Siúil A Rúin' on his recorder.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [2nd Doctor, Rose T., 9th Doctor] Jackie T. - Complete
The Letter by Marrei reviews
Sometimes all it takes is a little push. A simple letter to convey one's feeling. Well this is what Tsunade does for Naruto as Naruto gives her letter filled with her feelings to the man she has admired from the time she was tied to the training log during her Genin test. How will Kakashi react to her feeling?whats the relationship between Naruto & Shikamaru that's got him jealous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,327 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 147 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ageless, Timeless by Vampiyaa reviews
One/Rose AU; Part One of the Forever and More series. An older man chastises Rose for her long-time abusive relationship with Jimmy Stone. She calls him a nosy old git. He proves to her that not only is he ageless, but that together, they are timeless.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,863 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [1st Doctor, Rose T.] Susan F., Jackie T. - Complete
Long Road Home by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
"It's the greatest ship ever built." His voice cracks, and he tells himself it's because he's been speaking for probably days now and he's thirsty and his throat is probably bleeding and Bones will kill him, goddamit, Jim – A tear leaks out of the corner of his eye. "I want to go home." He whispers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/31/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Reunion by worldtravellingfly reviews
What if Amy and Tony had not gotten together again, after their falling-out? What if Fury still called her in for the Chitauri-invasion? Add some nosy team-mates, and a scheming director, stir well and enjoy! (Side-fic to Petal.) (Fem!Harry) [AU!]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 204 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.] Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Rewritten by Sable19 reviews
Things can be changed when someone plays around with a certain timeline. How will the changes affect the Doctor and his companions? Now complete! Rose/Doctor with 10th and 11th incarnations. Includes Donna, Amy, Rory and Clara among others.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Nargle Influence by oreoswithoutmilk reviews
The rest of the Avengers seems to think of Tony still as the public does. Meeting Raven may change that for them. Sequel to "Lost, Confused, Searching, Genius".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Always by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
There was one room in the TARDIS that the Doctor always kept locked. That was the one room that no one but he was allowed to enter. It was an important room; a special room; a room that brought him as much sadness as it did happiness.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Lies & Truths by Marrei reviews
It was Naruto they never bothered to look underneath the facade. Naruto held a deep secret that if certain people knew, would be there to cause pain Naruto hid the fact that 'he' was actually a girl and decided to live her life properly as she was always meant to.but Tsunade informed her it was to dangerous and wait til she turned 17.what will happen when she falls without knowing?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,255 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 239 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Naruko U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Finding Home by I. H. Scribe reviews
Rose Tyler tries to make her way back to the Doctor, and ends up stuck in another universe altogether.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Jack H., Rose T., Black Widow/Natasha R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Team Building Exercises for Command and Operations Personnel by nb41 reviews
(Academy Fic) Nyota's luck on academic assignment partners has finally run out. Or has it?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2014 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura, Gaila - Complete
Her Greatest Ever by Marrei reviews
Something happened to their favourite knucklehead leaving them all concerned and worried. She didn't care what they thought and carried on with her life. Only a handful understood what she was doing…after all, they are the ones she cared about. who will it take to get back their blonde?KakaFemNaruOneShotLEMON. don't read if underage, phsst you'd porbz ready anyway.fullsummaryinside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 241 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruko U.] - Complete
In The Cell Beside You by Cheryl W reviews
Set in 2009 movie: A month after their shuttle ride to Starfleet, Kirk & McCoy have a chance meeting at a bar and forge a friendship. No slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,752 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Lost, Confused, Searching, Genius by oreoswithoutmilk reviews
Tony often sneaks away from everyone to visit Raven. She understands him and he her. Contains Fem! Harry, but not connected to Sorcery is Science!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Artron Displacement by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - In an attempt to save the universe from a crippling time disturbance, the Doctor becomes incapacitated. It's up to Rose to fix everything... but she'll get more help than she expected.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,252 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Tag-A-Long by I. H. Scribe reviews
The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Negotiation is a fine art by beamirang reviews
Jim Kirk is the worst hostage ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Complete
Heart of Time (A Journey's End AU) by Genesis Chi reviews
Well, like the title says, this is an rewrite of Journey's End, for those who didn't want the Doctor and Rose separated, and features Bad Wolf, in a slightly new way :) {That might be my worst ever summary, but seriously, it's what it says on the label!}
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., TARDIS - Complete
Symbiosis by beamirang reviews
Jim had proved years ago how far he would go to keep them safe, his love for them evident in everything he did, and it was a love they returned tenfold. Crew friendship and fluff!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Her Name by OAI reviews
Memory's a funny thing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [12th Doctor, Rose T.] Clara O. - Complete
Five Times the Doctor Wears Holographic Clothes by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
Inspired by the Christmas Special! Several of the Doctor's companions get an eyeful...or learn far more than they ever wanted to know about the Doctor when he decides to be lazy and just put up a hologram rather than actually dress.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor - Complete
One Too Many by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - Rose runs into a familiar face. Not one familiar face, but two. The complicated meeting gets even more complicated when an extra person is thrown in after that.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] 10th Doctor - Complete
Don't I know you? by Tishbing reviews
James Kirk has met Dr. McCoy before. She even has a permanent little reminder from their time together fifteen months ago in Seattle. She had just wanted to have a nice vacation and he was on a medical conference. They never expected to see each other again and never even exchanged names. Now Jim isn't sure what to do as her life in Starfleet is set to begin. AU FemKirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,510 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Odium of the Innocent by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - The Doctor takes Rose out for some fun, but they miss their destination point by a bit. They try not to draw attention to themselves, but something else draws attention for them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Worship of Chaos by Joermungandr reviews
As a god, you are oddly bound to mortal beings. You can tell if a mortal being believes, if it worships or if it despises, it does not affect your power, but it is a tingle in the back of your mind. It did not surprise Loki that all he ever received was ignorance and hatred and disbelief. Who would worship a being of chaos? No one,until...[movieverse no slash wear googles for L/TS]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Hide and Seek by Liffae reviews
When he is young, Naruto learns that sometimes you don't want to be found. A legend is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tony and the Tickle Fight by Leila Secret-Smith reviews
Your dad, Tony Stark, discovers that you're still ticklish! Hilarity ensues when mom joins in. Fluffy oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
A Touch of Chaos by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - Powerful, ancient beings have long searched for the Bad Wolf and believe they finally found the girl that can play with the power of time. They must be stopped, but at what cost?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,353 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
The Dragonborn and Her Thief by thecryofthewolf reviews
The Dragonborn has had enough of Brynjolf blowing her off with empty promises of speaking another time. *One shot smut fic. Female Dragonborn/Brynjolf pairing. Warning: Graphic/Rough sex scenes* Rated M for good reason. Because it's plain smut. Possible spoilers for Thieves Guild quest line. Story has been revised and updated: 07.06.2016.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
Proof of Ownership by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - The Doctor and Rose land themselves in prison once again. Events take a sudden turn and they remember that there are some things much worse than a stint in prison.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,698 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] - Complete
Becoming a 'Normal' Family by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot: Natasha was never one to believe in always getting what she wanted out of life, but deep down, she realizes that she wants, needs Tony to trust her. She knows this will likely never happen, she burned Stark once already after all. "You know, they already consider you family. You don't have to go out of your way to convince them."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Complexities of the Mind by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend." When Rose never makes it to their rendezvous point, the Doctor is thrown into a panic. When he finds her, he's a bit too late. Can he fix his broken Rose? Warning: Torchwood Spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,855 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] Jack H. - Complete
Those Doorknobs Have Mean Right Hooks by I. H. Scribe reviews
"I can take care of myself, sir," Lake had said, but Dodge didn't expect to see Stepanak with a black eye, shortly afterwards.
Down Periscope - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Lt. E. Lake, Stepanak, Lt. Cmdr. T. Dodge - Complete
Rosebud by aeonish reviews
He laughs nervously. "It's nothing bad, Rose. At least, I don't think so. I think it's wonderful. But I'm not sure how you'll react."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2013 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 839 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Little More to the Story by I. H. Scribe reviews
There's a little more to the story than getting drunk and waking up with a tattoo.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Down Periscope - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Lt. Cmdr. T. Dodge - Complete
Chasing Down the Healer by I. H. Scribe reviews
Gotham wasn't all that fun before the nut-job took over and made it a free-for-all. [Why is there no character for Barsad?]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., J. Blake - Complete
How to Win A War Before It Even Begins by I. H. Scribe reviews
Voldemort comes back a few years early.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Voldemort, Lucius M., Harry P., Griphook - Complete
Oooh, Buttons by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock steals another one of Mycroft's identification badges and touches something he shouldn't.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Sherlock H. - Complete
Again and for the First Time by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Sequel to "An Old Friend" - Rose and the Doctor have their separate errands to run, and Rose's doesn't go quite as planned. What does she do when she runs into a familiar face?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/26/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
An Old Friend by BittyBlueEyes reviews
The Doctor is taking the Ponds on one last trip when something - or someone - bursts into the TARDIS. "She's a dear friend. Her name is Rose." Reunion Fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Rose T., 11th Doctor] River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
First Real Happy Birthday by Animaman reviews
First Birthday fic, so bear with me. It is now Naruto's 18th birthday and the village has finally decided to celebrate it as such, while trying to pretend the past never happened. Well Naruto's two special girls help Naruto get the peace of mind everybody wants? One-shot, NaruSakuHina, with a touch of Shion. Post-war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Shion - Complete
Enemy of my enemy by Tashilover reviews
John Harrison is not your typical kidnapper.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,336 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - J. Kirk, Thomas H. - Complete
The Stark Brothers by spellmugwump97 reviews
Tony Stark has a little brother. Of course, he's not so little anymore, and Tony only found out about him when he dug out some ancient adoption paperwork in a box of junk when he turned eighteen. But, even though Harry can do magic as well as science, the Stark brothers seem to fit together like two pieces of a well-made puzzle. Pity the Avengers had to get involved, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,841 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Secrets of PJO & HoO by prehistoric-huntress reviews
This is a chain of one-shots about PJO and HoO. I hope you guys like it! (italicized words in first chapter belong to Rick Riordan and so does every other character!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
Rose Returns by TheAdventuress reviews
He loved her more than any other companion, but she still was lost like the rest. After so many years she has found a way back. Short oneshot featuring 12th Doctor and Rose Tyler. Rose/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2013 - 12th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The perfect room by 14Lupin42 reviews
A short one-shot about a room inside TARDIS. Ten x Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 12th Doctor - Complete
Escape Artist by restfulsky5 reviews
The first five months of Captain Kirk's five year mission has gone immeasurably well. His friendships are intact. His crew is incredibly faithful. His past has remained hidden. Until now, when he is attacked to limit his performance as captain, and others are dependent upon his survival. Tarsus. Hurt!Jim. Jim/Carol romance. Jim/Spock friendship. COMPLETE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,746 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - J. Kirk, Carol Marcus, Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Butcher of Konoha by HunterBerserkerWolf reviews
Naruto has spent 18 years in Prison for a crime that has earned him the nickname of the Butcher of Konoha. Now Konoha has come to him for help dealing with 4 S-ranked Nin. How will his time in prison change him? Can he kill those he seeks whle finding peace for himself? Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,405 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not Quickly Broken by YLJedi reviews
Instead of the Joker crashing the party, the party itself is kidnapped away. Without his mask, everything rests on Gotham's honest cop, its white knight…and its playboy prince.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon, Harvey D. - Complete
One Single Word: JIM by Kheyra Amidala Skywalker reviews
Spoilers from "Into Darkness". The truth is that Captain Kirk had been dead for a few long minutes. Spock had believed him dead forever. "That epic friendship that would define them both" was never going to take a place. Now he has got a new chance, and that word is just the beginning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Bit Dodgy by Khatt reviews
The Doctor has just regenerated - he and Rose take a look at his new face.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Rose T., 12th Doctor - Complete
Overriding Protocol by myfunnylittlebrainisboring reviews
Sometimes, parents can be mortifying, especially in front of other people. Even famous starship captains go through these sorts of embarrassing moments. Oneshot. Warning: There is some swearing in this story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
Flying Home by Iniysa reviews
For Acting Captain Kirk, the trip home after the Narada incident might be just a painful as the adventure itself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/29/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike - Complete
Downside to Diplomacy by Deans Addiction reviews
Sometimes being a diplomat has its drawbacks. After eating something on an alien planet, Kirk isn't feeling too good. Bones is there to look after him. Non slash. Just some good old friendship hurt/comfort. Will be multi-chapter but not too long.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I'm Leaving Tomorrow (What Do You Say) by Ultra-Geek reviews
Post Narada. "Hello, Doctor McCoy," Jim said as he unceremoniously slammed a PADD down in front of McCoy. "You gonna tell me what the hell this is?" Or, Jim and Bones have a discussion. Loudly. In a park.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/24/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Healing Powers of Friendship and Ice cream by RockerBabe414 reviews
As it says on the label. Kirk consoles Spock with ice cream, with surprising results. Friendship fic, but can be read as pre-slash if desired. See inside for more details.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Scary Stories by Florence of Arabia reviews
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Pike all go on a camping trip. Jim thinks it would be fun if everyone told scary stories
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock, C. Pike - Complete
The Little Things by MischievousChaos
There are always those little things that make the world seem better, brighter. It took a long time for Jim Kirk to realize how much those little things really meant to him. One-shot. Very minor spoilers for Into Darkness. Read and Review, please!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - J. Kirk - Complete
Bishops of Opposite Colors by beamirang reviews
The crew watch as Jim and Spock play their first chess match. Spock might be leading the game, but Jim has his eyes on winning the war.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
What We Think We Deserve by Spinesless reviews
Kirk is injured when a rescue mission for Spock goes wrong.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, Spock
Star Trek Prompt fill by InnocentFighter reviews
100 one word prompts. I'll update whenever I finish one so it'll be marked complete. It is an assortment of genres and characters, mainly Jim centric. Please read if you're bored one day!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
GOLD TITANIUM ALLOY! by vamp of alium sativum reviews
Tony must convince the Avengers that his superhero name does not mean that he will do their laundry for them. what better way to do that than send them on a scavenger hunt throught the Big Apple? Crackfic- oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Trajectory by Evenstar656 reviews
He hoped this would be over soon one way or the other, every time he breathed or twitched the arrow in his side sent new waves of pain radiating throughout his body.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
even you cannot conquer the sun by carefreewishes reviews
Jim tries to avoid finding himself with a minute to spare on the journey back to Earth.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2013 - J. Kirk - Complete
Inevitable by Starsinger reviews
The President comes knocking, and things take a strange and dangerous turn. Spoilers All good things...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Sarek, Thomas H. - Complete
For the Duration by puravidaloco reviews
Missing Scene/Tag to the end of ST:ID. What I imagine might have been the scene in the hospital before Jim wakes up. Featuring Spock, Bones, Sulu, and an unconcious Jim Kirk. No Slash. Rated T for swear words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
The Beeps of a Heart Monitor by InnocentFighter reviews
((SPOILERS)) A look at the scene at the hospital when Kirk woke up. Contains one curse word and the thoughts of Spock and Bones, but mostly Jim-centric.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Using the 'Get out of Jail Free' Card by InnocentFighter reviews
((SPOILERS)) A short piece on Scotty's reaction to the captain being alive.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Through the Years by Sparky Dorian reviews
How Jim Kirk discovers that the family you're born with is important, but isn't the only one you can have. Kirk-centric. Two-shot, gen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Kirk
Darkness by Joveesia reviews
Spoilers for Into Darkness. We know what Spock did when Kirk died. But what was Kirk doing? Kirk's POV, third person. Playing off of death experiences that I've read about prior, interpret how you will. R&R
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Emotionality of Vulcans by talonsandwings reviews
*SPOILERS for STID* Now that their final moment together has come, both Kirk and Spock find their thoughts fixed on the captain's old crusade to wrestle some humanity out of his first officer. They realize that he has succeeded in ways which neither of them desired, much less expected. One-shot, no slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In the next Life by Bergulme reviews
AU - Pike survived the attack in STID and is sill commanding officer of the Enterprise. The story sets in after the end of STID. Christopher Pike is visiting his first officer Jim Kirk. Freshly revived form the dead young Jim is struggling to deal with his experiences. Christopher will help him through it like the father the boy never had.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2013 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
Brutality by BonesOfBirdWings reviews
Khan isn't the only brutal one. After all, Kirk didn't see Khan on the dying fields of Tarsus IV, did he? (Warnings: Some violence, and a little squicky. The Horror genre is there for a reason.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan - Complete
Not So Cryptic, Cryptic Words by InnocentFighter reviews
((Spoilers)) Yet another request fill. This time on the scene about Kirk saying that Spock was needed as the captain and not him!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Knot in the Throat by InnocentFighter reviews
(( Spoilers!)) A view on what Captain Kirk was feeling when he was behind the glass! This was a request, please read and tell me what you think!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Memorial Day by Starsinger reviews
As the name suggests, they stop to remember those who've been lost. For Memorial Day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, N. Uhura, Spock Prime - Complete
Lie of Omission by AngelQueen reviews
Vulcans do not lie. SPOILERS for Star Trek Into Darkness. Don't read if you haven't seen the film and don't wish to be spoiled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, C. Pike - Complete
Victory by Forest Archer reviews
Set during 'Into Darkness'. Kirk knows what he would do to protect his family.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Captain Cannot Cheat Death by That-is-illogical reviews
Kirk and Spock remember their first meeting as Jim faces his own no-win scenario. Extra dialogue for STID scene.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Not Jim by Feathers Fall Like Snow reviews
Jim's and idiot and now Bones is suffering. Spoilers for STXII (Into Darkness)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
But the War is Won by yesIamheartless reviews
Star Trek Into Darkness Spoilers! Prompt fic: "But now the war is won, how come nothing tastes good?"—'Building Downtown' by the Arcade Fire
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2013 - J. Kirk - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Miss Starfire reviews
Set after IM3. MAJOR SPOILERS! Read story and summary at your own risk. What if the final events of IM3 were different? What if he was the one who killed the man the shadows of his past created?
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,627 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened in the Med Bay by Red Bess Rackham reviews
McCoy returns to the med bay after everything that happened, and finds quite a surprise waiting for him. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR INTO DARKNESS. Drabble, oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
And Now The Game Is Done by Jedi Buttercup
OHF x In The Line of Fire; Duty-verse. "There were worse epitaphs to be had."
Olympus Has Fallen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
More Than Meets The Eye by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Pre-movie. "So. SPARKPLUG?" the new agent asked, raising his eyebrows. "Like the ignition device?"
Olympus Has Fallen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Complete
Uncomprehending by Rose Mello reviews
SPOILERS FOR IRONMAN 3. Everyone thought that Tony Stark was dead. It was on the tabloids, heard on radio and reported on live television. But where were the Avengers? Where were they when Tony's Malibu mansion collapsed and he went missing? Each Avenger's reaction to hearing the news. One chapter for every character and a final aftermath of confrontation. Family/Friendship/Angst.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,820 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Human Plus by Lady Salazar reviews
Melody Pond wasn't the first baby conceived on the TARDIS. Once upon a time, Lily and James Potter adventured the universe, too, before fate forced them back to fixed points and prophecies. HP/DW crossover, extremely short oneshot AU.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 197 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
War Of The Guardians by TimeLordPrime reviews
The destruction of the Time Lords has left a hole in the natural order of things and it must be filled. The Guardians of Time have decided that they will recreate a new group of Time Lords to control time once more. It's up to the new White Guardian to make sure that things are done right. Who is she though? Why does the Doctor find her so familiar? Is she friend or foe?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 100 - Words: 207,387 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [11th Doctor, Rose T., Bad Wolf] The Black Guardian - Complete
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 312 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Abnormality by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pre-Academy Days by orange'n'lavender reviews
Hinata isn't an idiot. She has to have a reason for liking Naruto. And she has to have talked to him before. Presenting, the chibi version of the Konoha 12. NaruHina. Blame mutant plot bunnies. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unexpected Twist by Zorra Reed reviews
A surreal and twisted twist on life with the Dursleys. What if they were actually NICE, like a family should be, and kissed up to the Golden Boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
How The Gods Feel by mythologyfreakgirl reviews
Small chapters about how the gods feel about Percy Jackosn
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Fanfiction and the Finders by Lady of the Shards reviews
Fanfiction has been discovered by the DGM crew. Which means trouble for some of the Finders. But is it the trouble you think? Read to find out. Rated T because of mild language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Allen Walker - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 11,646 - Follows: 5,689 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Bloody Feathers by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge:Vampire!Tony "Not that bad? Have you stood outside in the suns bright gaze and wished to actually feel it again. Don't you wish to ever feel your heartbeat, or enjoy the small foods that seem so insignificant until you can only taste metal and blood?" He asked, eyes full with some unspoken sorrow,"Never say that being a Vampire isn't that bad."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Stay At Home Husbands Club by I Took the One Less Travelled reviews
Companion to The Universe and Everything Out There. Once a month, Mickey, Rory and Shaun get together to get really drunk and mope about their wives being gone. As Rose's designated significant other, The Doctor is always invited, but he's usually too busy trying to follow the girls around like a stalker to take them up on it... uhh. I'm not sorry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Rory W., Mickey S. - Complete
Choices by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. In a war, there are always sides, and choices must be made. Some choices are easy. Others, not so much.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Difference of Opinion by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Letter by cywsaphyre reviews
Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. The problems grow as Harry receives a letter. It's been eight years after all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The TARDIS Call by Emily Kattalakis reviews
As the master cannibalise the TARDIS to make his paradox machine, she cries for help, to the only one who can hear her, even if she is in the other side of the void.*First in the TARDIS Pack series.*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,189 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Daddy Issues by Charlie'sLostVampire reviews
Howard Stark had never treated Tony as well as he should have, but he never could have guessed how much damage it would do...
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Man With The Broken Heart by AngelShep reviews
Tony was many things. Most people didn't know half of them. Narcissist. He always agreed with it cause, let's face it, it's easier people believe it to be true than having to explain the real, harsh reality, which is: he hates himself. One-shot. Angst.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The HatakeNamikaze Bloodline by AlyDarkAngelYanna reviews
Natsumi Suki Uzumaki, also known as the Kyuubi's jailor, Kakashi Hatake's fiancee and the legacy of the Fourth Hokage. This is her life. Kaka/femnaru. Most characters are OOC. First story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,888 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Stone Kiss by Whitehorse102 reviews
The Seven demigods from both Camp Half Blood, and Camp Jupiter have traveled to Rome, but a crash landing leaves our heroes in front of an Aphrodite shrine, and inside is a task that would make all couples blush!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Aphrodite, Percy J. - Complete
A Very Special Birthday by Epeefencer reviews
Harry makes a wish for a special birthday, unknown to him, Ginny does too. Continues from A Very Special Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Nuking the Stars by Del Rion reviews
With all the Avengers have been through in their short time together, flying through a portal and then falling back doesn't seem like much – nor does it feel like much to Tony either before he realizes he might as well carve a line into the wall next to Afghanistan and the palladium poisoning... Turquoise-series. [tbc in the fic!]
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Suna no Kitsune by Kaiju-Titan reviews
After Haku "kills" Sasuke and the fox comes out to play, Uzumaki Naruto runs away from his precious people as to not endanger them further. Your usual Naruto goes to Suna thing. Naruto/Temari. Canon Sue Naruto (Rinnegan, FTG, Storm Release, you name it). Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,135 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Temari
A White Door by TheLightofGallifrey reviews
There was a room that never went away. It belonged her, of course; his pink and yellow human. Finally after so long the door opens, and the Doctor can remember her. He remembers how much he truly loved her, so he does what he does best: run, but the Rose he runs to and finds is broken, and can't be fixed. Can he give life to her again without risking his own? 11/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
No Matter What by Sam99 reviews
Annabeth's perspective of Percy's death. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Very Special Christmas by Epeefencer reviews
Harry awakens somewhere besides his cupboard and it seems that Christmas wishes can come true.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Staying Human: A Story Of Oswin Oswald by TimeLordPrime reviews
This is a one-shot set in the universe of my story, War Of The Guardians. In the not too distant past, The planet Meridian was attacked by the Daleks, and a little girl was left orphaned and alone in the aftermath. She then meets and befriends a strange time traveling woman. What will the girl do when she finds out that her new friend is not who or even what she thinks she is?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Oswin O., The Rani] Daleks - Complete
A Day In The Life Of The White Guardian by TimeLordPrime reviews
This is a one-shot set in the universe of War Of The Guardians. Rose Tyler has just become The White Guardian and she is already involved in stopping a fixed point in time from being altered. What does the fixed point have to do with a young boy on the run from the Time Agency? Who is this boy anyway and why is he so important to history?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Rose T., Jack H., The White Guardian] - Complete
Speak! by Evil-Kitty-Kat-666 reviews
Summary: Mai refuses to talk to anyone since Naru left for England. In fact she doesn't talk at all and no one has seen her smile either. Now Naru's back with a new case... Rated T just to be safe
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,641 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Something Familiar by moffwithhishead reviews
Sometimes all you need in the face of tragedy is something familiar to hold onto. Rose/11. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Age Gap by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "It's not general knowledge! I prefer it that way!" "For god's sake- what is?" "The fact Stark's 24 years old." Tony Stark accomplished alot in his life. Not to mention, how short it's actually been. Slight Swearing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 319 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Day at the Beach by heartbreakerninja reviews
2 old friends cross but never meet. A simple trip to an old spot only in a different time. a moment of solitude to help his out look on life. but who would have thought that it would be changed by a child in his past met with a child in the present. and wouldn't you know, a smile was all it took.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Waking Up The Ghost by Perseia Jackson reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. They never knew their hero was always straddling the line. They never knew she loved him. They never knew she blamed them. They never knew, until now. Luke/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,365 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
My Hand In Yours by lydiamartini reviews
She's not Rose Tyler. She is a holographic projection, and his hand goes right through her. This time it's her who's just an image. A sad one-shot for 11/Rose, based off a prompt I got from The Always Angel. Fair warning: there may be tears.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
If! What If? by fringeperson reviews
"I'm sure if Stark still made weapons," Steve said. If Stark still made weapons. IF Stark still made weapons. What is the Iron Man suit, exactly? Oneshot drabble, don't own, complete. No pairings, just a thought.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Scribbles by girlthehellup reviews
The Doctor teaches Rose Gallifreyan. Oneshot, Rose/Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Frozen Tears by tears of the cold moon reviews
Sequel to Silver Tears. Naruto now builds a Team with Sakura and Saskue that the worls has yet to see and they are sent to Mist. But a new enemy approaches. She is now hunted by more than only her fellings for Gaara, who she meets again. Together with her team she confronts her past and faces a situation, which will change the world for all of them. Fem!Naruto/Gaara ANBUNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,605 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Bittersweet by Fandomness reviews
The Doctor meets a girl many times in his life and saves her from a horrible fate. She promises to repay him one day, 'at the end.' Don't hate me for this! Contains Doctors 9/10/11 and ?, as well as Rose, River, Amy,Rory,Donna, and Martha. Doctor ? is played by Benedict Cumberbatch in my head. You can use who you like.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Black Depths by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; Tony didn't hate Bangladesh, he just liked knowing every possibility, ever variable about everything, every risk he was taking. Going to Bangladesh? That wasn't calculated. Nor was what he was going to do if they found him again..."Are you ready to accept death, Tony Stark?" Raza hummed, "I'm ready to accept the vision of your corpse on the ground."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It was always you by IrisCarlyle reviews
The doctor goes back to the god complex only to find his door still standing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
An Unexpected Family by bittie752 reviews
A threat against their growing family forces TenII and Rose back to their original universe, ending up in Leadworth in 1988. Being forced to take the slow path and integrate themselves into the timeline will drastically change things for the Eleventh Doctor when he pops back into their lives. Doctor/Rose Rory/Amy Warning; does involve character death
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,793 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The truth behind the pictures by Ennun reviews
What would happen if Lenalee, Krory and Miranda found a picture book of a boy that looks just like Allen? But it can't be him! After all, they were taken 35 years ago! And why does this girl next to him look like Road? Read to find out!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,861 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Allen Walker - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 4,971 - Follows: 1,278 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 277 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Refrence Pages by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Sequal to 'Agnising' (don't have to read; The Avengers find another document sitting on a coffee table...they can't resist. The Avengers read 'Textbook'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
The Companion Connection by Lumendea reviews
Rose Tyler: Defender of the Earth and Star Knight has saved the world and the universe enough times to impress even the Doctor. Now she is a student at Cambridge, but with UNIT on campus and alien plots around the corner, her adventures have only just begun. Thirteen adventures and third in the Guardians of the Universe series. Features the 9th, 10th, 11th Doctors and more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 209,979 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Cardio by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 378 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Trust by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Trust, the belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of. Rather hard to do that, since the last person you trusted happened to rip out you heart- a rather comical cylinder mechanical heart, but Tony Stark wasn't asking for anything extravagant.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Uncle Tony' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: What would it be like if Tony was the 'adoptive uncle' of all ambassadors while he was all snarky with their parents? The Avengers never would have beleived it if they hadn't seen the squeeling Russian girl with the biggest dimples and her glaring daddy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 242 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
How Naruto Beat Orochimaru by sheltie reviews
This follows my other How Naruto Beat stories. This time Orochimaru faces off against our favorite sun kissed blond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 344 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Merchant of Death by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was witty and sharp. Iron Man was cocky and slightly intimidating, he had another face, and one that he didn't dare let the normal eye see. "You really want to play this game, General Ross? I'll tell you, as the Merchant of Death, I rarely lose."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 204 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,219 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 356 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Life of a Conquering Alpha by Miz636 reviews
After seven years of Hogwarts and winning the war against Voldemort, Harry now has a chance to live a somewhat normal life. Watch as he and his friends get jobs, have children, live their lives, and change the Wizarding world. Sequel to Alpha Trilogy. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,922 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Big Bad Wolf by Somuchtodo reviews
Nothing could ever be normal for Rose Tyler. Eleven/Rose Reunion fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,132 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
You're All I Have by xxhiphuggersxx reviews
She couldn't believe she was going to do this. It was hard enough asking for favors when it was work related, but it was a whole new ball game when it was a personal favor. She knew he'd never agree, but it is worth a shot asking. Nevertheless is she shocked at the response.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,590 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Clash of the Alphas by Miz636 reviews
With just two more years at Hogwarts left, Harry must fight for his position as Alpha when another Alpha challenges him for it – twice. As the war comes to a high point, everyone must get along and fight for their lives or they stand to lose everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 221,727 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 5,882 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 5,312 - Follows: 3,093 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Keep the Faith by willowscribe reviews
Tag to 6x11 The God Complex - The thing behind the door of room eleven causes the Doctor to contemplate what he really believes in. The answer is obvious.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Relationships by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: 'I hate you Steve Rodgers' 'I know...' Steve brings up the topic of Howard to Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
AI by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Captured and supposed to make a missile? Escape with a metal suit. Face Loki in his own house? 'Jump out the window' Kidnapped by Hammer and forced to build him an AI? Things are just getting too easy...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Meeting the Relatives by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: After a while, Tony decided that picking a fight with Loki when he wasn't attacking, and visiting with his giant sea snake son, ruler of the dead daughter, and a giant horse that looked able to outrun a cheetah, wasn't the best thing to do. The Avengers meet Loki's children.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
Snapping and Shapeshifters by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge fic: "What the hell?" "Shoot it!" "That's me! Hit that one!" "Have I ever said I hate Shapeshifters? No? Well I do." Tony snaps after a Shapeshifter shifts into a certain father...and hormones have a small thing to do with it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Spark of a New Life by Gaara717 reviews
Sakura is eight months pregnant and has a surprise for Naruto when he gets home; she is ready to choose a name. Fearing that they're going to have to settle on something mediocre that neither of them are satisfied with, Naruto finally comes up with the perfect name. NaruSaku fluff. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rooms by Princess Angel Rose reviews
After The Doctor's Wife, the TARDIS fixes what she can.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Element master by Isom reviews
While being attacked by drunks Naruto awakens some crazy power. not from Kyuubi, but from his own DNA. a bloodline that starts with him, and allows him to control the earth. challeng from storylover213. Super Naruto don't like, don't read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,913 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
What He Believes In by girlthehellup reviews
"If there's one thing I believe in-just one thing-I believe in her." 6x11 "The God Complex", the Doctor remembers Rose. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Naruto's Victory by AssasinNinja reviews
An alternate version of the Chunin exams, Naruto decides to train himself, giving Jiraiya an opportunity to stop Orochimaru, and leading to new found strength in Naruto. Just an overall happy, emotional story for everyone involved. Naruto is a little out of character when it comes to being self reliant ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who Wants Perfect by sheltie reviews
The four kunoichi of the rookie 9 and Team Guy have a nice talk about the perfect guy. But who is the perfect guy? NaruTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Rebellion against Fangirls by PatonxJulia reviews
Is it just me, or is the whole "Gavin didn't die, he's really alive and was used and Kendra loves him" thing a litte bit old? And besides, HE DIED.You know what, I'm gonna' bring him back, just to kill him off again. HA! Take that Gavin Fangirls! VERY ANTI-GAVIN, in case you hadn't noticed. If you are a Gavin fan I suggest you turn back now.
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kendra S., Bracken - Complete
Unnoticed by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Rose feels strange. And it all started after their adventure to New Earth. Why doesn't the Doctor seem to notice that something is wrong? And why does it seem that they are stuck so far apart, when they are right next to each other?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dragon Kitsune Knight by Isom reviews
I got the request for a remake of Kitsune Dragon knight, and here it is. Sasuke bashing. naruto harem. strong/smart/powerful Naruto. Expect idiocy form the council. changed name since it is a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,786 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Jack and Jim Show by Lorraine Anderson reviews
"Stargate SG-1 meets Star Trek meets Alice in Wonderland ... with a little help." Description by Ashton Press. Published in Redemption #9.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2012 - J. Kirk, J. O'Neill - Complete
Black is the colour by Paralelsky reviews
When Tony Stark's personal life goes downhill, his reckless behaviour puts him in danger. Steve has had enough, he has to call for back-up, he just doesn't know who he's getting on the phone. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Life and Drowning by coralie14 reviews
Certain events at the pool turn deadly for the big three cousins. Will the gods turn up? New chapter added as requested. Revenge is planned. Revenged is pulled. Story is complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,023 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 2,190 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost Paradise by cywsaphyre reviews
Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,702 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by wolvester reviews
Some sketches catch Rogue's eye from life in the 1900th century. Little is known about the artist, but Rogue is convinced she has seen them before. Little does she knows that she's found a piece of Logan's forgotten past. The Elder Brothers: Victor Creed and James Howlett, X-Men, Deathstrike, Stryker, and more . Victor/OC and James/Yuriko. Part of the Elder Brothers Series.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Sabretooth - Complete
A Final Visit by Skywinds reviews
The Doctor decides that he isn't going to die without seeing Rose Tyler one last time. It turns out he's going to be there for longer than he expects.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,026 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 726 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Yugi's Obsession by RedRosePetal reviews
When Yugi becomes obsessed with Ancient Egypt he becomes alienated by his peers. There is only one person that may be able to help.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,326 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Yūgi M., Atem - Complete
A Re Rebooted Life and Still No Map to Be Had by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Continues from where Perfectly Imperfect left off. Short Story. More angsty-fluffy stuff. Blame my muses, they want sappy ooey gooey lovey dovey stuff with a dash of grr and argh. COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
What if a single crack in space and time opened into the parallel world where Rose is and she touched it? Another timey whimey possible repercussion. T mostly for some language. COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Impossible is Just a Word by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
"Why can't things ever be easy with you Doc?" "Because that would be just plain boring." The continuing misadventures of 11/Rose...and maybe a few others for the chaos factor*grin* COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Short story. My take on one of the possible repercussions of the cracks in time. Angsty fluff, if there is such a thing. Not happy with genre selections though... COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Of Blood and Battle by Jecir reviews
They stood, the heralds of death, without fear of armies, and asked one question. Back-dropped by the fires of the 12th Cyber Legion, Rory Williams, the Last Centurion, asked, "Where is my wife!" Sequel to Unwritten. AU "A Good Man Goes to War" and "Let's Kill Hitler." "Let's Kill Hitler" REVISED AND REPOSTED 7/31/13
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 336 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Star and Three Quarters by May Eve reviews
He thought it was rather odd, to be tired for sleeping, but it was a pleasantly normal 'odd' for Harry – or it was, until a few hours turned into a few centuries. For Abby Ebon. No pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Harry P., J. Kirk - Complete
Naruto: Ultimate swordsman by Isom reviews
Before the third exam Naruto gains his birthrights. Konoha is in for one heck of a show. Swords belong to Maiden of the bloody Rose. not me. if you want to know more about them check him out. Certain ideas seen in elredar skylance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,857 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love Under the Full Moon by SilverMoonForever reviews
Naru leads the team of SPR on a search for a girl that he made a promise to 10 years ago, but they have no clues to go by except for the fact that he met her in a cemitary in the little town of Majikku, and that Mai is gone!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 128,420 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Did You Just Call Me Lass? by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
Romance between Nords is easy. It just requires some level of attraction, planning, and last but not least, a show of force.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Brynjolf, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Girl Who Waited by The Alternative Source reviews
Rose would give her back the days that she had lost, the days she couldn't have, and the days to come. The days of Amelia Pond. *Sequel to An Ancient Creature* Building up to 11/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Naruto, What The Heck Are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
I somehow traveled back in time and stumbled upon my sensei's old team. To make things worse, I saved Obito. Oh wait, now my life is officially screwed, seeing as how I'm falling in love with Kakashi! Did I mention that I was thirteen again? Kaka/Femnaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,844 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Homework and Memories by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Rose thinks that it's funny the Doctor's alias is 'John Smith' she used to have a friend called John Smith who used to help her with her homework... She starts to get scared when other memories begin to surface.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by theamerican91 reviews
After Batman and the Justice League cut ties with each other, a vengeful enemy returns and cripples him. Now it is up to the Founders to save their former friend. But to do that, they will have to undergo a journey like no other where they not only discover the buried secrets of the Dark Knight, but find their own weaknesses and strengths being tested. Cover art by Electricboa.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,530 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Doctor Destiny - Complete
Naruto the Ultimate Lifeform by Isom reviews
After the VOTE Naruto is taken by a Galvin. He undergoes an operation adn becomes the ultiamte life form. Strong/Godlike Naruto, Sasuke, minor Sakura bash. Naruto/crossover harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,366 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Ben T. - Complete
Naruto: Wrath of the Gods by Isom reviews
at 6 Naruto is taken from the village to Kami. Years later he returns with power and a mission. civilian council bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,142 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Summer Time Inn by hitachiintwinsfan989 reviews
When the gang go to investigate'Summer Time Inn' things take a turn for the worst. What is wrong with Mai? Why can she feel something Masako can't? Is it a ghost that's haunting the Inn or something worse? Full summary inside. Rated T for language
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Not Oz by magickmoons reviews
This planet looks really familiar...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2012 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Through Trials and Tribulations by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Formally called 'A Life With Rose'. First in the 'Forever by Your Side' series. A rewrite of Season 3 to include Rose. Rose is saved from her fate at Canary Wharf, but the universe has something even bigger in store for her. With Martha stuck in the middle, can Rose and the Doctor sort things out?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 192,115 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Little Dancer by SilverMoonForever reviews
What happens when a blast from Mai's past causes her to take on a case by herslef and trick Naru into letting her do it? 1 PISSED narcissist. This is a story b4 Love Under the Full Moon. Please R&R! Also Mai and Naru don't end up as a couple.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
How the Dark Lord & Umbridge were Really Defeated by TheBlackSeaReaper reviews
This is my version of how the Dark Lord and Umbridge were really truly defeated by Abby Potter. Fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Irony of Life by Dark Satirist reviews
Neal is dying, yet he's never felt more alive.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Eternal Professor by Maverick14th reviews
Allen has been living since the death of the Earl and has been wandering since. What happens when he saves Dumbledore from akuma and gets offered a teaching job? Set during the 4th HP book. No pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Clash of the Titans Doctor Who Mentalist listing by Anne Hedonia reviews
Take four geniuses who all think they're right. Put in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/Mentalist/Sherlock, but the system won't let me choose more than two, so I'm duplicating postings.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 7,986 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Return of an Alpha by Miz636 reviews
For three years, Harry has been Becoming Alpha of Hogwarts. Now another Alpha is returning, bringing with him darkness, chaos, and battle. Watch as sides line up for war, and people and society change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 260,758 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Unwritten by Jecir reviews
Rose stood the furthest back, aloof and alone, watching his body burn, the blue envelope crushed in her hands. The Doctor was dead. And this was only the beginning. AU The Impossible Astronaut and A Day on the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Xavier and Coulson by Limited-Fantasy reviews
Prompted on tumblr for a Charles Xavier/Phil Coulson story. The Xavier is the one from X-Men First Class, as requested. Shenanigans happen. I don't care if this makes no chronological sense, it was what was requested.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Agent Coulson - Complete
The Children of the Tok'ra by gatesmasher reviews
In this post-'Continuum' kid!fic, Cassie Fraiser and Jon Coventry, Jack's clone, get a surprising call: seems the SGC and the Tok'ra have a little problem; make that six little problems…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,288 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - J. O'Neill, Cassandra F. - Complete
An Ancient Creature by The Alternative Source reviews
She kept herself plastered against the wall, body shaking as the creature looked over at her. Seemingly staring off into space. When in all reality he was staring at her when he said, "An ancient creature." BASED ON THE GOD COMPLEX. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
Defender of the Earth by Lumendea reviews
Sequel to The Blonde Girl. Rose Tyler has survived three alien encounters before her sixteenth birthday and had her life radically altered. But with UNIT knocking at her door will Rose make it through what is ahead of her? Three full episode adventures. Guest starring 9th, 10th, 11th Doctors, the Brigadier, Toshiko Sato and many more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,004 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Ninja Harry by gredandforgerock reviews
Harry and Ginny are kidnapped during Christmas of Harry's fifth year. Laughter, pranks and fun ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,114 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Knickknacks by JackGirl reviews
Daniel finds a familiar object in Jack's apartment.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2011 - D. Jackson, MacGyver - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Murdoc Was Never Found by The Star In The Night reviews
Whenever Murdoc "dies" he is never found. This time though, it is because he messed with the wrong family one to many times.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2011 - J. O'Neill
Behind the Door's by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Spoilers for 'The God Complex' Amy stumbles across a hallway. What is behind door 51? Door 19? Door 11? and stranger, door number 10? 11/Rose, 10/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Seven Potters by writetress reviews
Harry had seen six Potters when his friends had taken Polyjuice Potion and he had thought it bizarre. But nothing compared to meeting seven Potters that were actually himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Second Too Late by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Pete never saved Rose, and she fell into the void, into the void with Daleks, Cybermen, and with things you can't even imagine. A second, if she held on a second longer, a moment longer, then none of this wouldn't have happened. She wouldn't be here.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,668 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 194 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
The Blonde Girl by Lumendea reviews
All it took to change the universe was one little alteration to the time line of Rose Tyler when she was eleven years old. While an alien hunts her and preys on children, Rose meets a remarkable man called the Doctor. Suddenly her childhood is full of adventure, aliens and lots of running that will change the course of her life. First in the Guardians of the Universe series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,364 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Rose T., 9th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
She Did It! by Mickey3 reviews
A freak accident gives Carter and Teal'c an unexpected glimpse at their team leader's past.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
What Leo Found Out by MarvellouslyWondrous reviews
Seriously, who is Percy Jackson? Because Leo is sure starting to feel like travelling on a boat for one of the most important prophecies to date WITHOUT the Sea God's son is like spitting in the face of destiny...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 159 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Leo V., Percy J. - Complete
The Camping Trip by Vinividivinci reviews
This is a sequel to my story Betrayal. Please read that first. Jack and Chris go on a father/son camping trip but it's far from fun and games.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,257 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
WizKid: Year Zero by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
HP/Marvel Universe. Harry Potter is a wizard. He is also a mutant. This is his first summer as both, the summer before he goes to Hogwarts.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,890 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 360 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Alpha by Miz636 reviews
A single difference changed Harry Potter as he began his life at the majestic castle known as Hogwarts. Collecting friends from all four Houses, he starts his journey by becoming the Alpha. Will the changes hinder or help his destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,345 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Betrayal by Vinividivinci reviews
Devastated after the betrayal of his team, Jack resigns and disappears. SG1 desperately tries to find him - but is it too late to save their friendship - and his life? Please be warned that there will be elements of J/S ship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,246 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Master and Commander by Lena86 reviews
Set during the Sound of Drums. I loved that episode, as well as the Last of the Time Lords. This, however, bypasses the second episode of the two-parter, picking up just after the activation of the Paradox machine. Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,349 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Salvation by Reader4077 reviews
The Nobles *did* have a webcam! A fix-it fic of The Stolen Earth and Journey's End. But with a slight twist, so read, enjoy and please leave a review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Silver Tears by tears of the cold moon reviews
Naruto had been 4 when the Hokage found her after being chased by evil villagers. She grows up at ANBU HQ to get stronger. 11 years later she's confronted with the other ones of her generation. And a certain redhead she develops feelings for. FemNaru/Gaara REWRITE IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 4,693 - Follows: 1,160 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
It'll Be Fun by Vinividivinci reviews
Jack and the Team go away to a cabin for a relaxing Thanksgiving weekend, instead have to fight for their lives. Whump, adventure and the beginnings of the realization, for Jack, that Sam is more than a teammate not too shippy .
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Stargate: General O'Neill's Campout by Diane J M Johnson reviews
Stressed out & fed up with all the drama aboard "Destiny," O'Neill decides to go on a little off-world camping trip & take a few of the guys with him: Mitchell, Teal'c, Jackson, Sheppard, McKay & Ronon. But things don't turn out to be all that relaxing.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - J. O'Neill - Complete
O'Boy! by Teri of Texas reviews
I love Jack...But I will have to leave the story as is with chapter 16 removed. I did not like how it was going and I hit a wall...big one. At least for this story.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2006 - J. O'Neill, John S.
Forever by Kathryn Hart reviews
What if the Dalek shot Rose instead of the Doctor in "The Stolen Earth"? A life changing event maybe?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Bad Wolf - Complete
Refraction by RowanDarkstar reviews
Sam's in the Pegasus Galaxy, and everything has changed. Angst, Sam/Jack
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter/Sam - Complete
The Wolf at the Door by surrexi reviews
Rose slipped through a hole in the universe and was reunited with Jack in modern-day Cardiff. So what happens when the Doctor and Martha make a pit stop? Sequel to my story Pawns in the Game
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Naruto Dragon Prince by Isom reviews
response to challenge. Naruto was left for dead. Now Naruto trains in a new world with incredible powers. Watch out Konoha the Dragon Prince will come again! Inspired by VFSNAKE'S Rise Lord of Foxes. Didn't mention that earlier
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,106 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tolbena by Jennaya reviews
SG-1 held captive in an alien lab. Will they survive the tests being performed or will 1 forever be a Goa'uld? Half of SG-1 are asked to make the ultimate sacrifice to save Earth. Can Hammond stop a hostile takeover or be forced to blow the mountain? J/S
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,738 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Dream As If You'll Live Forever by Vinividivinci reviews
Tired and alone, General O'Neill is asked to join SG1 for one more adventure which will change his future and that of the universe
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,287 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
KitsuneDragon Knight by Isom reviews
Naruto has been betrayed and he gains the power of Kyuubi and a powerful new ally Team 7 bashing. Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,509 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Carpe Diem: Send Out the Call by RedKaddict reviews
2 of 21. A scene from Return of the King, as Pippin climbs up to light the beacon. Drabble, part of a series, movieverse canon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Midnight Blues by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
It surprised everyone when Harry Potter died, including the one who killed him. Harry, however, doesn't know how to stay dead. Ignores HBP and DH. Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Carpe Diem: Now is the Time by RedKaddict reviews
1 of 21. A scene from At World's End, on the deck of the Black Pearl before they face their doom. "Hoist the colors!" Drabble, part of a series, canon, no slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Smith, a Jones and a Tyler by rawfuture reviews
Doctor/Rose 'The two hospitals from both universes converged on each other. As Rose and Martha forced themselves off the ground, both of them shouted, "Who the hell are you?"' An AU of 'Smith and Jones', with Rose!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Her Doctor by Anjirika reviews
When the human Doctor's single heart gives out, Rose does everything in her power to return to the Time Lord that she still loves. This is an AU story. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
When the Bough Breaks by Susan M. M reviews
The Flash rescues an unusual child. WARNING: deathfic.
Flash - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Barry A./The Flash, Dr. T. McGee - Complete
Echoes by ToTheBeatofMyOwnDrummer reviews
It must be such a burden. Such a curse, to be the left-hand of God.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Dracula - Complete
How to Kill Harry Potter by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Written back in 2003. Excuse it's utter stupidity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Misappliance by MacBedh reviews
Triple drabble. In which Earth's Bacon is Saved, and General Hammond has a Bad Day.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Gen. Hammond, MacGyver - Complete
The burden of Command by Morell reviews
Some of the military bosses in Washington find out that Sheppard is in command of Atlantis. The President send O'Neill to review Sheppards work as Commander.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2009 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 6,767 - Follows: 1,483 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Double Agent by bourkem reviews
A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,354 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time by Jedi Buttercup reviews
In some ways, she's been bracing herself for this call from the day Jimmy was born.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
The People Who Help by Lemon Icee reviews
Kirk has plenty of people who help him out when he's feeling down. But he finds one more. Not at all slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Five Easy Steps by Ava Monroe reviews
When a withdrawn and clearly grieving James Kirk returns from leave, his friends worry, until one of them finally steps in to listen to his story and to help him heal. K&S friendship. R&R please!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
in the walls by irnan reviews
So I hear the Enterprise has giant alien rats," Sulu said one morning at breakfast. Chekov choked on his bacon, eyes wide and alarmed. Jim clapped him on the back, laughing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, J. Kirk - Complete
20th Century World History by Venea Taur reviews
Ambassador Spock has a word of advice to give to the new Captain Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
Blue Eyes and a Bottle of Jack by Alone Dreaming reviews
How had he missed the significance of the day? McCoy and Kirk spend the anniversary of the former's divorce in a broken turbolift. One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
John Sheppard's How To Eat Tatertots 101 by TheUltimateGinger14 reviews
It is a sacred, mysterious thing, the last of the tater-tots; a thing that men fight for, and women yearn for, and that thieves prize above gold; and eaten lightly, it can come of no good. Eleventh in the John Sheppard's How-To series...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
Brothers by leechi nut reviews
George Samuel Kirk is Jim's older brother. So why does it feel like Bones is the first brother Jim's ever had? One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ghosts & Zombies by Iluvwind reviews
Jim believed that he belonged in a horror movie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Antimony by Whyte Star reviews
Jim Kirk comforts a young crew member as the latter is dying. Oneshot. Not a major character death.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Rush of Disaster by slow waking reviews
Kirk's at his best during the disasters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Solar Flares and Stellar Explosions by Kakyd reviews
Pep talks were not his forte. And the cheesy bar certainly wasn't helping. Mild Language. Kirk/McCoy friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/28/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Revenge is Cold by Lindelas reviews
Kirk decides to take a little friendly revenge on Spock for being marooned on Delta Vega. Non-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Force of Nature by Shatterwing reviews
Admiral Pike thinks about his 'protege' after a meeting with the Admiralty unsettles him. One-Shot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26/2009 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
Reach by Uozumi reviews
There was no one to look for, but for some reason Kirk spotted him in the crowd.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime - Complete
Enlisting by clarinet-alto-4ever reviews
After Kirk's encounter with Captain Pike at the bar, how does he come to decide to go ahead and enlist in Starfleet? A short one-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Made For by pathera reviews
James T. Kirk is made for it. One-shot, drabble, no pairing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/23/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Cause Sharing Is Good by tightgreenshorts reviews
This is for accidental.anomaly. What if Kirk and Chekov had met once when they were kids? Maybe that's the reason why they get along so well now.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Becoming captain by Gio reviews
Missing scene: the time between Kirk's official promotion and his actual settlement as Enterprise captain.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Fathers and Sons by moogsthewriter reviews
It's Father's Day. Kirk/McCoy friendship fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
George's Son by stargirl0507 reviews
George is gone. But Jim lives. Winona's POV of the attack on the Kelvin and Jim's birth.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Winona K. - Complete
Man With No Country by YukitoK reviews
Fluffish, Spock and Kirk call a truce and their epic friendship begins. Not slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Maybe by hapan reviews
Contrary to popular belief, James T. Kirk is not an idiot. He’s not a complete asshole, either, although that’s not what he sees on the faces of the bridge crew. He knows what this looks like. Jim's thoughts as he takes command of the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Hurt by Daisylin reviews
inner turmoil for Kirk... just a little thing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Chair by IluthraDanar reviews
What we didn't hear in Kirk's mind. But we know he was thinking it. A silly bit of fluff about his favourite piece of bridge equipment.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Latin Series: Vir by AndromedaMarine reviews
Spock defines Jim, or whatever part of him that isn’t the arrogant bastard who first cheated on his test, as a hero.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sand Storm by Sincosma reviews
Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Time and Space by KuryakinGirl reviews
McCoy's not himself and Kirk is determined to figure out why. Follow up of sorts to For the Best.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The First Step by Batya reviews
Understanding is just the first step. just an add on to a scene from the film Kirk/Spock friendship. may be a two-shot. rated T because.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
But Not Jim Kirk by Jedi Buttercup reviews
He hadn't thought about what it would sound like to Gary, who had four more years' service under his belt and not a chance in hell of following the same meteoric track.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The End by schweinsty reviews
Sometimes there are no happy endings. Sometimes the captain goes down with his ship. And sometimes his ship goes down with him. Deathfic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Drink Best Served Cold by ninamonkey reviews
McCoy’s “hypomania” has its price. Comedy, genfic. Slightly crack-tastic. Kirk, Scotty, McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Measure of a Man by Christina TM reviews
Pike had been Kirk’s mentor, his sounding board, his shoulder to cry on, and as Kirk had grown older, his friend. How could he capture all that in a ten-minutes-max speech? - Kirk struggles to write Pike's eulogy. Tag to "The Good Shepherd."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
(Not) Okay by Mika-chan reviews
They cut Lieutenant Michaels' fingers off one at a time. Then both hands entirely. He screamed once, maybe twice. It was less than Jim could say for himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The King and His Throne by Whilemina J. Farnsworth III reviews
It was a lovely chair.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Captain's Regrets by Alone Dreaming reviews
Missing Scene. Kirk deals with the consequences of his actions. Pike doles out judgement. One-Shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
More than Just the Planet by wneleh reviews
Set right after the Enterprise escapes, it's time for Kirk to get off the bridge. But he has one more surprise in store, because it's been that kind of a day.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
An Influence by AndromedaMarine reviews
Spock finds it odd that when the captain does not show up at two minutes and seven point three seconds past six hundred hours in the morning, he is neither in his quarters nor bothering Bones about some disease he knows he doesn't have. Post-credits. ONESHOT.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Doubt by LaylaBinx reviews
Jim needs some reassurance and Bones is there to offer it. Takes place immediately after Nero is defeated. First ever Star Trek fic so please be nice! :D
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Melody by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Jim liked to learn things, more importantly he liked to teach himself things." Bones' POV. Short character study.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
John Sheppard's How To Have A Dream Wedding 101 by TheUltimateGinger14 reviews
Literally...eighth in the John Sheppard How To series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
John Sheppard's How To Take Care of A Duck 101 by TheUltimateGinger14 reviews
Who knew that Jack liked ducks? Seventh in the John Sheppard How-To series...
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
the weight of shadows by Kira reviews
The brothers sit silent, half a galaxy away from each other, never feeling more apart yet closer than they have in years.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Parts of a Whole by schweinsty reviews
Some families are born; others are chosen and tested and trusted to watch your back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/25/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
While in Solitary by Child-of-the-Dawn reviews
Spock Prime's thoughts before and during his recognition of young Kirk. Not intended as slash, but read as you will. Same fanon as 'Legacy'. NOW! Canon compliant with Star Trek, Generations!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
No Compromises by Jedi Buttercup reviews
There was nothing in what Pike had said to Jim that night that a hundred other people hadn't said, cursed, shouted, or sighed at him before.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Pressing the Point by Jedi Buttercup reviews
And would you do it all again? Exactly the same way? Pike asks, his tone a challenge.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/22/2009 - J. Kirk, C. Pike - Complete
Adapt To Service Us by Jed Rhodes reviews
“We are the Borg. Life as you know it has ended. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours. Your defensive capabilities are unable to withstand us. Resistance is futile.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock Prime - Complete
Academic Discourse by seriousish reviews
There are some subjects an Orion woman finds a little hard to study.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2009 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
Just Rewards by Vialana reviews
It's not everyone who gets to be a hero.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/21/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Fate Protects by Anguirus111 reviews
James T. Kirk finds himself haunted by the other Kirk that Spock and Nero spoke so highly of. But when provided pirated information about that other man, can he bring himself to discover if the two ever truly had anything in common?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Intellectual Stimulation by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Kirk and Spock will be friends, one day...maybe today.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dammit, Jim! by reen212000 reviews
What happened after the grand escape, and before the ceremony. I totally needed some closure.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Jim Loves by MizC reviews
defining moments of young Kirk's life
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
John Sheppard's: How To Fish 101 by TheUltimateGinger14 reviews
Fishing in Jack O'Neill's pond, where there are... no fish. At all. It's where he fishes... Fifth in the "John Sheppard's How-To" series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, John S. - Complete
Five Times 10's Companions met 9 by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
includes Astrid, River Song, Martha, Jenny, Donna, Jack and Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Bobmin356 reviews
Ginnys nuts? Hermione is pregnant, Ron is still poor and Harry's a hermit. What more can anyone ask for? H/G Hr/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bazooka! by jbduenweg reviews
A dream I had a few weeks ago. Oneshot. Hilarious!
Patriot Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Loop Number Who Gives a Crap by Mickey3 reviews
Teaching Teal'c to roller blade was fun. Seeing the look on Hammond's, Carter's, and Daniel's faces as we bladed around the briefing table - priceless.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Golden Chains by iamdragonrider reviews
The team gets into trouble with the locals. Nothing new here. Response to GW weekly Crack!fic challenge
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Boredom by Mickey3 reviews
Jack spent the next two hours contemplating ways he could kill his rock-loving friend, without Carter or Teal'c seeing him, and still have it look like an accident.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
My Asgard Father by Bixata reviews
MacGyver x-over. Jack is Thor's adopted son. When he returns to Earth he becomes MacGyver. From childhood to Iraq, and the steps in between, through loss and love and fatherhood.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,303 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to MacGyver by Curuchamion reviews
As written by Jack O'Neill. Humor ficlet, slight SG-1 crossover. Does not require knowledge of Stargate or Hitchhiker's Guide universes, though it's probably funnier if you get all the references. Can be read as either Mac-is-Jack or Mac-is-not-Jack.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
I Told You Having a Webcam Was Useful by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
a much better scene in Stolen Earth. one were Rose had a webcam and got to speak with the others
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Rose T., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
It's All in the Genes by Tribal Matriarch reviews
General O'Neill has a problem... actually he has three. And all of them were genetic. There is a family tree for anyone confused later in the fic http:img70.imageshack.usimg70104treenj5.jpg Some bad language... not too bad in the story. Sam Jack
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Legends by Bixata reviews
Fifty years in the future, someone at the SGC learns just how far SG1 is willing to go not to leave anyone behind. Some legends really never die. Series of oneshots from people that are saved by the spirits of SG1. SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Abyss of My Soul by Bixata reviews
Sequel to Climbing the Abyss. Jack recovers from two years of being tortured to death and revived by the sarcophagus. AU where he didn't escape from Ba'al's fortress in Abyss. Complete.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,627 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
The Guardian by Bixata reviews
Major General Jack O'Neill has been missing for 12 years. Where he's been, what happened to him, and his return home. Oh yeah, he can't speak and he's not alone. SJ ship
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,617 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Climbing the Abyss by Bixata reviews
AU Jack didn't escape from Ba'al's fortress in 'Abyss'. Two years later he escapes and steals the knowledge of the Ancients to save Earth from Anubis. Sequel: Abyss of My Soul
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Acceptable Risk by jackwabbit reviews
Sam, Teal'c, and Especially Daniel Whump. HC. Angst. Mild SJ UST to R. Friendship, especially DanielJack. Adventure. Minor Character Spotlights. TEAM. Notes In Profile. Summary: Even Generals Get Out of the Office Sometimes. They Just Need A Good Reason
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,143 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 380 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Brothers in Arms by tigerkity reviews
StargateMacGyver Crossover. Jack and Mac share a common enemy that tries to take them out.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,317 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
This Old Man by LetitiaRichards reviews
Jack’s series of misadventures are bad enough on their own, but deep down is there an ulterior motive behind them? Are they connected? Jack faces the final confrontation. Will he survive it?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,667 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ambassadors to the Furlings by IcedHeat reviews
The Asgard want to set up an alliance between the Tau'ri and the Furlings, but have they chosen the best people for the job? post S8, SJ
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,215 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 7/6/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
A Kodak Moment by Mickey3 reviews
“Now that's something you just don't see everyday.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
On Letting Go by Mickey3 reviews
Janet turned to look at the face belonging to the unfamiliar voice, and had to look down to see it. She didn’t need to have ever met him or seen a picture to know who he was.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - J. Fraiser, J. O'Neill - Complete
Nascence by tigerkity reviews
Jack spends a Christmas with the children of the orphanage.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,170 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
October 20: not just any other day by tigerkity reviews
It's Jack's Birthday
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Keep Your Eye On The Baal by dinkydow reviews
Baal isn't through with Jack yet.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,585 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Growing Pains by iamdragonrider reviews
There are a lot of changes in store when Jack becomes a father again. To Teal'c, Daniel, and Sam. Epilogue posted, now complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 152,472 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Necessary Sacrifices by Partly reviews
Col. Jack O'Neill blacks out the base and then promptly disappears. What is Jack planning and what is he willing to sacrifice in order to accomplish that plan? Can the team find Jack before it's too late? What if it's already too late?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,286 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Chocolate Cake by RedKaddict reviews
The last slice of chocolate cake and two people in love at one o'clock in the morning. Could it get interesting? We'll see... ReedSue, some Johnny humor at the end.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Fire and Water by RedKaddict reviews
Johnny is bored on a Saturday with nothing to do. To amuse himself, he thinks of all the ways his brother in law annoys him. Just a short little drabble. Much amusement, if you like Johnny soaking wet...
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Baal On The Rebound by dinkydow reviews
Someone is hunting Jack and he doesn't like it.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/4/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,681 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
He'll be the death of us all by SGCFan4ever reviews
It was supposed to be a normal mission, explore the planet, learn a few things, but since when has any mission for SG1 been normal? But they are in for biggest surprise of their life, Jack is no more a threeyearold takes his place. S&J! COMPLETE!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,318 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Variance of Luck by Cairis Rin reviews
COMPLETE! At last! :D someone unexpected shows up from Jack's past that starts a chain of events that can only go from bad to worse. Guest stars MacGyver
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,714 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
The Key by Teri of Texas reviews
Jack maybe the Key to defeating the Goa'uld and along the way some answers may come to light.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,893 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Sweet Potatoes by Mickey3 reviews
“Sam, sweet potatoes aren’t supposed to be that color.” Story number five in the 'Carter’s Cooking' series. Takes place after ‘It’s Meatloaf!’
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/23/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
There is No Try by Teri reviews
Off the Record, Jack O'Neill tells Hank about the time he ended up stranded on a mist shrouded swamp planet with only a short green elfin like creature who introduced himself as Master Yoda. Star Wars/ SG-1 Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Yoda, J. O'Neill - Complete
It’s Meatloaf! by Mickey3 reviews
Jack poked at his. “It would make a good puck.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Falling Rocks by Mickey3 reviews
“Daniel. Next time I say ‘wait, that doesn’t look safe’ and you go charging in anyway, I’ll shoot ya!”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
A New Friend by Mickey3 reviews
Jack finds a new friend while driving home on a foggy night.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/9/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Chocolate Cake by Mickey3 reviews
“Geez, Sam, you can build a naquadah generator but you can’t operate a simple mixer?”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Complete
Are You Sure It’s A Sponge Cake? by Mickey3 reviews
Carter, you do know that you don't actually put a sponge in the cake, right?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Why Carter Shouldn't Cook by Mickey3 reviews
“I'm really sorry about this, Sir. It just ...exploded.”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Ewww! by Mickey3 reviews
“Next time I tell you not to eat Carter's cooking you'll listen won't you?”
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2005 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Keeping a Promise by Mickey3
A promise is a promise, spoken or implied.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Being Kids by SG-Fan reviews
Returning from a routine mission, SG1 find themselves acting like kids. Hilarity issues. What happened and is it permanent? COMPLETE! In the process of being rewritten!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
The Intergalactic Social Event of the Decade by Vicky Ocean reviews
Carter's wedding. On the bride's side are Taur'i, Nox, Asguard, Tok'ra, Jaffa, and maybe even a couple of Ancients. Chaos will ensue. Completed.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/9/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Water Rising by iamdragonrider reviews
The water is rising, and Daniel has a very difficult choice to make! Very short one shot piece.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Ricochet Part V by dinkydow reviews
The Asgard need Jack's help...again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2004 - J. O'Neill
Ricochet Part IV by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with an old enemy and is so not a happy camper.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/11/2004 - J. O'Neill
Ricochet Part III by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with an old ememy and is not a happy camper.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2004 - J. O'Neill
A Personal Favor by iamdragonrider reviews
Sam asks the guys for a favor. We’ve all been or will be in a similar situation of need. The men will cringe and sympathize, and the women will howl with laughter. Chapter 3 up. (COMPLETE)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Ricochet Part II by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with an old enemy and is not a happy camper.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2004 - J. O'Neill
Ricochet Part I by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with an old enemy and is not a happy camper.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004 - J. O'Neill
A Series Of Hijackings Part V by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with some old enemies and gets into trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2004 - J. O'Neill
A Series Of Hijackings Part IV by dinkydow
Jack meets up with some old enemies and gets into trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,162 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004
A Series Of Hijackings Part III by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with some old enemies and gets into trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2004
A Series Of Hijackings Part II by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with some old enemies and gets into trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004
A Series Of Hijackings by dinkydow reviews
Jack meets up with some old enemies and gets into trouble.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2004 - J. O'Neill
Jack? by Teri reviews
Jack's past is classified, but what if there was more to it than that? Could Jack's abrupt departure lead the team to find out about his past? Will they be able to accept the truth about Jack? Stargate MacGyver Crossover Complete
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,675 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Birthday Surprises by Lolly Phoenix reviews
Harry receives a rather unusual 17th birthday present from the Headmaster. A present th