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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hunger Games.

Hi, random person.

No I am not insane, I'm just a teenager.

Camp Half-Blood Profile.

Cabin: Hermes.

Favorite Class: Lunch.

Years in Camp: 3.

Favorite Color: Blue.

Camp Half Blood Report Card.

Monster Maiming: C+ ;She injures them, but in all the wrong places.

Defense: C- ;She dodges more than deflects.

Sword Fighting: B- ;Has potential to get better with disarming, but is excelling at parrying.

Team Spirit: D ;She avoids working in a team, and doesn't fully participate.

Greek Speak: D ;She's not improving at all, and can't translate up to standards.

Chariot Racing: B+ ;Excellent at steering chariot and defense.

Foot Racing: A+ ;One of the fasted runners thanks to her father's domain of powers.

Archery: B+ ;Has improved at aim, but needs to work on steadying the arrow.

Javelin Throwing: D ;Needs to work on concentration, weak aim and form.

Rock Climbing: C+ ;She's almost overcome her fear of heights, but still needs to be improved.

Signed: Chiron and Mr. D

Harry Potter Profile.

House: Ravenclaw.

Status: Halfblood.

Wand: 9 inches, rose wood, unicorn hair.

Excellent at: Charms and Potions

Weak at: Divination, Flying, and Transfiguration

Quidditch Player?: No.

Excellent at? (Spells): Accio, Glacius, Lumos/Nox

Weak at? (Spells): Wingardium Leviosa, Depulso, Aresto Momentum.

Animagus: None.

Patronus: Dove.

Job: Auror.

Pet: Snowy Owl.

Fear/What the boggart transforms into: Ghost.

Member of Ootp?: HELL YEAH!

Stuff that pisses the living hell out of me. Prepare for rants and don't take any of this seriously.

1. When people submit the same character to every single flipping SYOC story out there. Okay, I get it, you like your character being written about, but come on. It shows you don't care what an author thinks when she sees what, 10 other authors writing about the same character? Yes, this is one of my personal pet peeves, and I think if you're too lazy make an ORIGINAL character, then you shouldn't be submitting in the first place. Yes, people, that is was "OC" means. Besides it really doesn't make me wanna write about your character anymore since you already have enough people writing for them I don't feel obligated to. At all.

2. People who title their story "_ _ and the Olympians" or "_ Ride" or "_ Potter and the _". Just... no.

3. People who are disrespectful to authors when they haven't even written a story themselves. Maybe instead of complaining about every detail, then you can go and write your own story on your own standards with the people just like you growling at your every word. Especially during SYOC stories. I've seen some mean submitters. If they bother to put care into writing YOUR character, then you should either keep your words to yourself or again, go write your own story. Us authors can't please everyone, sunshine.

4. People who include "sorry, suck at summaries, but still read!" or "summary bad but story is better!" it makes me keep scrolling. Sorry, but if you say the summary sucks I'm going to not only believe the summary really does suck, but that the story does too. Or, people who use ridiculous grammar in the summary to grab attention to readers who want a good laugh but then the story is totally fine and error free. Yes, I've seen this, it really is ridiculous, both the readers and the author.

5. People who are part of the "Fanfiction army" that is devoted to ruining everyone's fun because of the rules on this site. Well, hard to break this to you, but you're just being a total fun sucker and nobody likes those people. I know, Fanfiction is a great place and I'm glad it's free and everything, but if they really had a big problem with it they would take the story down themselves. Yes, you're doing a good deed, but nobody asked you to rain on everyone's parade. I respect you for enforcing them but it's not as necessary at you think.

6. ppl who type lyk dis an stuf lol

7. Crack couples. Such as, like, let's see... Percy and Artemis. Not gonna happen and honestly it's creepy to think about since Artemis portrays herself mostly as a 12 year old...

8. When I click on a decent rated T story and find out it's a "juicy lemon" and my innocence is stripped away.

9. "Percy has a twin sister and she's named Amethyst Jackson and she's gorgeous and Nico falls for her and they trot off into the sunset" stories.

10. Actually, ANY Nico/OC stories. Cliche and fricking annoying.

11. Author's notes in the middle of the story. Such as, (A/N: Haha that rhymes), especially in the middle of a dramatic love scene or action scene. That's not exactly how you keep a reader engaged in the story, love.

12. When the story is titled under, let's say, Harry Potter, and the only thing the story relates to Harry Potter with is that it involves using wands to make magic. It really makes me just wonder what the heck this author is getting at.

13. Mary Sues, Gary Stu's. For one, there is no way in hell a sane mother is going to name their child "Esmeralda Genevieve Ruby Love" or "Johnathan Onyx Vincent Gregory". Second, no character should be bestowed beautiful golden hair that reaches her feet unless she's Rapunzel, or rainbow colored eyes unless he's from the Capitol or Lady Gaga's backup dancer. Third, clear, acne free skin on a fourteen year old? Okay. Fourth, no kid is going to wake up one morning, find out they're a wizard or something, and act totally fine about it and be like instantly skilled in all spells and such. Fifth, don't even think about a love triangle. Sixth, there is no such thing as a perfect body, so stop describing your character has it. Seventh, it takes time for a relationship to develop (first chapter: "Hi" "Hey", second chapter: "Omfg I love you" *glomp*).

14. When you have 1000 hits and 15 reviews.

15. GenderBending. The next time I see a "Persila Jackson", "Maxim Ride" or "Harriet Potter" story, I'm going to punch a baby.

16. Characters that are killed off with no explanation or even slight memorial. ("The arrows flew at _ and he/she managed to dodge a few but we all know what really happened, the end.")

17. Authors who don't do their research. 'Nough said.

18. Unnecessary character bashing. Just because you hate Dylan from Max Ride or Rachel from PJatO does not mean you have to make a story called "100 Ways to Kill _" or brutally and randomly murder them in a story they didn't even need to be in and they had no purpose in dying.

19. Rated _ for later chapters. We can see the rating and we expect you rated it for a reason, no explanation needed.

20. Abandoned stories. D':

21. Unneeded exaggeration. Ex: "She walked down the road." Turns into... "She placed one gentle foot in front of the other on the crooked road of shame." Yes, it's poetic, but it's not necessary unless it's important to the plot.

22. When authors use "LOL" "GTFO" "OMG" "WTF" in a story. Maybe you confused your story as your phone's inbox, because those don't belong here.

Okay. Phew. I feel much better now that I've addressed this. Hopefully that entertained some of you because it was entertaining for me. XD

Maximum Ride Quiz Timez:

1.) If you were a Mutant, what would you be?
Um... part kitty. Meow.

2.) Describe your perfect Flock-Life:
Kidnap Fang, hire Iggy as my private chef, adopt Total, steal Nudge. Perfection.

3.) Least Favorite Characters:
Max, Angel, Dylan, and Jeb. Max is cool and all but she gets old after a while and does stupid stuff. Angel is cute but annoying and psychotic. Dylan sings, and Jeb is... he just has no purpose anymore.

4.) Favorite Characters?
Iggy because he's an adorable blind kid, definitely funnier than Max and Fang.
Nudge because she's just so cute and basically exactly like me.
Fang. No matter how depressing and emo he is he's still awesome. He deserves better than Max.
Maya. I feel bad for her and she's cool. Chyeah.

5.) Favorite Book?
School's Out Forever. It was so funny. xD

6.)Least Favorite Scene?
When Ari died. Right when he turns good he dies. Go figure.

7.) What's Gunna Happen in the Next Book?
Fang is gonna fall in love with Maya, Max is gonna be like "Hell naw" and Maya and Max are gonna fight over Fang while meanwhile Dylan realizes Fang no longer likes Max and he has a mental party. Then Iggy and Ella are gonna get together and somehow Ella is gonna go all wing-crazy and go to the School to get wings so she can fly and stuff. They're gonna find out the voice is like Max's mom or something and then Fang's flock is going to have a huge battle with the winged flock whilst Maya and Max are fighting. Gazzy is gonna blow chiz up, Angel is gonna turn evil (again) and side with Fang's flock, Fang is gonna die like Angel said and Max and Maya are gonna cry and throw themselves off a cliff like Bella Swan. Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy and Total are gonna party like it's 1999. The end.

8.) Scene where you thought Favorite Character was greatest:
Iggy is awesome all the time. Question invalid.

9.) Scene where you thought Least Favorite Character was greatest?
When Max released the mutants.

10.) Biggest mystery of the Book?
What happened to the frackin "Voice"? Who is it?

11.) Do you have a favorite couple?:
Yeah, Fang and Maya. No Max. Just Maya.

12.) Do you have a least favorite couple?:
Dylax, Niggy, Nazzy, Fangel (yes, I've seen it *shudder*).

13.) What would be the BESTEST book for the Maximum Ride series to collide with?:
Probably PJatO.

14.) Maximum Ride is a movie. Your reaction:

15.) Scale from one to ten how amazing this book series is:
It breaks my scale.

16.) How much do you love Iggy?


1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

My Answer: The arena riding around on Mrs. O'Leary! :D

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Percy. He's supermegafoxyawesomehot.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Travis and Connor! My brothers and pranking partners.

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I don't hate any. D:

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

My Answer: The Battle of the Labyrinth.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

My Answer: Percy.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

My Answer: Apollo is basically HILARIOUS.

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?


9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Thalia. We share the same taste in music. :D

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Percy, DUH.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: "Dad, what are you smoking?"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

My Answer: Percabeth!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...

My Answer: "You guys created some sexy babies. Nico, Percy... couldn't get any better."

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Roasting marshmallows with Percy, Nico, Thalia, Annabeth, Travis, Connor, Katie, Lee, Malcolm, and Rachel.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

My Answer: "With great power... comes a great need to take a nap." Story of my life!

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

My Answer: So many... but here it goes.
-"His name is Boreas? What is he, the god of boring?"
-Terminus: Do you have anything to Declare?
Percy: Yes. I declare this is stupid.
-"She's standing on a big pile of schist."
-Frank: What are those?
Percy: Canadians.
-"What horrible thing you have do you have to do in life to get woven into Hades's underwear?"
-"You have a feast for tuna?"

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

My Answer: The Happy Meal thing. xD

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

My Answer: When Apollo visited Artemis. Lawlz.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: When he was eating the napkin at Auntie Em's.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Party Ponies... I was like o.O.

21. You come home from a bad school day to find out your parents know about that badgrade on one of the biggest tests of the year. You're sent to your room, and when you walk in your room, Bianca is digging through your dresser. What do you do?

My Answer: Percy made a polyjuice potion? "Hey." *smile awkwardly*

Godly Parent is...


You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. ~(ZAP, BITCHEZ!)
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off. ~(I admit I like kicking butt)
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac



You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac



You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems. ~(What the fridge?)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

0/10 (Dear person who made this, Hades is not emo, okay? GODS!)


You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.



You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.



You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.



You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.



You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.



You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.



Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (It's a girl thing...)



You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.



You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.


Tie between Hermes, Apollo, and Poseidon... O.O

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mint Chocolate Chip- I kicked
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough- I punched
Strawberry- I sat on
Chocolate- I taught Karate to
Vanilla- I ate
Moose Tracks- I screamed at

What is your favorite sport out of these below?
Basketball- your mother,
Volleyball- a ninja,
Softball- a banana,
Baseball- a pig,
Soccer- a moose,
Tennis- Justin Bieber,
Football- my computer,

What is your favorite soda out of these below?
Sprite- because somebody told me to*
Dr. Pepper- because i was born to do it!
Coke- because i had to!
Mountain Dew- because i'm awesome like that!
Pepsi- because i wanted to!
Fanta- because my sidekick told me I had to or else he'd die!

I screamed at a moose because I was born to do it. Sounds legit.



You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5


Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 3


You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6


You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 5


You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem.
You think emo Chicks/Guys are hot.
Total : 1


You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance (To an extent, yes... xD)

Total : 3


You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance (ALL MUSIC)
Hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 8


You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 2

I'm scene? Ok.

Camp Half-Blood Profile.

Cabin: Hermes.

Favorite Class: Lunch.

Years in Camp: 3.

Favorite Color: Blue.

Camp Half Blood Report Card.

Monster Maiming: C+ ;She injures them, but in all the wrong places.

Defense: C- ;She dodges more than deflects.

Sword Fighting: B- ;Has potential to get better with disarming, but is excelling at parrying.

Team Spirit: D ;She avoids working in a team, and doesn't fully participate.

Greek Speak: D ;She's not improving at all, and can't translate up to standards.

Chariot Racing: B+ ;Excellent at steering chariot and defense.

Foot Racing: A+ ;One of the fasted runners thanks to her father's domain of powers.

Archery: B+ ;Has improved at aim, but needs to work on steadying the arrow.

Javelin Throwing: D ;Needs to work on concentration, weak aim and form.

Rock Climbing: C+ ;She's almost overcome her fear of heights, but still needs to be improved.

Signed: Chiron and Mr. D

Harry Potter Profile.

House: Ravenclaw.

Status: Halfblood.

Wand: 9 inches, rose wood, unicorn hair.

Excellent at: Charms and Potions

Weak at: Divination, Flying, and Transfiguration

Quidditch Player?: No.

Excellent at? (Spells): Accio, Glacius, Lumos/Nox

Weak at? (Spells): Wingardium Leviosa, Depulso, Aresto Momentum.

Animagus: None.

Patronus: Dove.

Job: Auror.

Pet: Snowy Owl.

Fear/What the boggart transforms into: Ghost.

Member of Ootp?: HELL YEAH!

Dear (the last person you talked to.),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 1 . I think I realized it 2 3 and I saw you 4 5 . I'm sure you're 6 enough to understand 7 . I'm returning 8 to you, but I'll keep 9 as a memory. You should also know that I 10 11 .

12 ,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Glee - Man
Pretty Little Liars - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonardo
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Dear Mom,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I threw up in your camping car and I saw you sitting on a Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told you in my confession today about my incarnation as a Eskimo.

Go burn,


That was... lovely?

How To Come Up With Your Hunger Games Name:

Step 1: Write down the first syllable of your middle name. If your middle name is only one syllable, then just write down your whole middle name.

Step 2: Write down your favorite kind of plant.

Step 3: If you're a female under the age of 20, write down the word met. If you're a female above the age of 20, write down the word niss. If you're a male of any age, write down the word petra.

Step 4: Write down the first letter of your mother's maiden name.

Step 5: Write down the first verb that pops into your mind.

Step 6: Put #1 and #3 together to form your first name.

Step 7: Use #4 as the first initial of your middle name.

Step 8: Put #5 and #2 together to form your last name.

My result: Clairmet P. Skipdaisy.


1. Percy Jackson

2. Peeta Mellark

3. Luna Lovegood

4. Draco Malfoy

5. Rachel Dare

6. Nico Di Angelo

7. Finnick Odair

8. Iggy

9. Fang

10. Annabeth Chase

11. Nudge

12. Leo Valdez

13. Hazel Levesque

1. What if Six kissed Eleven?

If Nico kissed Nudge I would probably laugh. Nudge would find a way to talk during it, too.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Well, considering I am a sane teenage fangirl, I say YES, Draco is hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I'd be a little worried if Leo got Iggy pregnant.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nico and Peeta... e_e;

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rachel/Fang or Rachel/Annabeth... definitely Rachel and Fang. He likes redheads apparently anyway. xD

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Finnick walked in on Peeta and Leo making out, he'd ask if they were doing CPR and then awkwardly leave. (How accurate is that?)

8. Would ThreexTen be a scandal?

LunaXAnnabeth... e_e;

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I hope there's no Percy/Iggy fluff...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve situation:

Finnick/Leo... The sexy and the sexy: A young and the restless parody.

11. Do you like Three better than Four?

I can't choose between Luna and Draco. D':

12. Would there ever be a Thirteen/One?

Percy and Hazel are like... no.

13. Would you ever write a story with Two/Four/Five?

Peeta, Draco, and Rachel. Interesting, but no.

14. If you wrote a story about Four/Eight, what would the rating be?

Draco and Iggy. Well, probably T because they would clash so badly and explode everyone who read it.

15. Would Six/Twelve be friends?

Nico and Leo would be amazing friends... maybe they'll meet each other in Mark of Athena.

16. Would you date Five?

I'm straight, sorry Rach.

17. Nine/Ten = Friends or Foes?

Fang and Annabeth... wow, what a bad combination but Annabeth reminds me of Max so... hard question.

18. Would you date 11?

No. Not Nudge. o.o

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Dear Fanfiction by MajorGodComplex reviews
The demigods write letters to the Fanfiction world to let us know exactly what they think of us. This should be interesting.:: Each chapter is a new note.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 211 - Words: 19,199 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
A Troubled Boy with Green Eyes by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
When eight year old Percy Jackson runs away from his foster home, he's taken under the wing of Frederick Chase and his family. He meets his daughter, Annabeth, and from that moment on, their lives are changed forever. Read as they face what life throws at them and everything in between. AU. Some-what OOC. [COMPLETED]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,925 - Reviews: 3420 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Iggy's Bedtime Stories by Silverblazes reviews
Iggy has to tell the younger members of the flock a bedtime story. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Losing What I Don't Deserve by RowlingTribute91 reviews
Katniss wasn't the first Everdeen to enter the arena. Lexi Everdeen was there when Panem began. What were the very first Hunger Games like? She's going to find out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - OC, Other tributes - Complete
I Can Do That? by spottedfire98 reviews
Altha is just starting to get used to camp when some guy kidnapped her. Will, she fight for good or will the temptation of knowing her past be to much?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Leo V.
Lima Loser by megamatchmaker reviews
Season two. Will Shuester's niece Lexi comes to live with him after her parents die. Glee kids are still losers, love problems are still mayhem, and Sue will do whatever to destroy them- even use Will's niece. This is a Puck/OC story. DISCONTINUED!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Puck - Complete
Extra Ordinary by roariloveyoux reviews
Lexi has two of the best friends she could ask for. But what happens when she starts to fall for one? What happens when tragedy hits? What will she do when she's left with one best friend and a broken heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,272 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Submit your own character! by cabin3halfblood reviews
Be creative! : Please submit for a new and original short story s with your character
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012
The Gender-Bending Prank by BigTimeButterBaron reviews
The Stolls pull a prank. It backfires not only on them, but their friends also. Now they all are the opposite gender! Have Travis and Connor gone too far this time? Can they even reverse it? Rated T for no reason. If you like stories with Annabeth, Percy, Connor, Travis, Clarisse, and/or Nico, you'll like this story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Nico A., Percy J., Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
SYOC: In the Wake of a Hero by Cherry Punch reviews
After Percy's disappearence Camp didn't just drop everything. Some sense of normalcy had to be sustained. Submit your character so we can all see just how camp fared in the wake of our favorite hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011
The Little Girl On Fire by BloomingRue reviews
What would have happened if Katniss hadn't volunteered for Prim? First story, so don't be hateful, Rated T because it's Hunger Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,442 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Prim E., Rue - Complete
The Night meets Light by JJ Dragon
When Lexi Boutelle and her friends discover L at their school, they know something's up. She knows the dangers of Kira and of Light Yagami. But what of his successors? They will uncover the truth of both of the new worlds and who is god of them. Co-write DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Death Note & Night World series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,513 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Lexi Anderson by onthewingsofapig reviews
Kurt meets Blaine's little sister, Lexi.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Watch The City Burn by Dreamin'OfABlondeFang reviews
*New title, new summary* Taylor Jackson isn't normal, she only remembers half of her life, AND has a secret that she doesn't and won't tell anyone. When she arrives at camp, things start going wrong. Will everything burn to ashes?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Nico A., Percy J.
Bursting at the Seams by missnothingx reviews
Sequel to 'Broken'. Lexi joins the trio to find the Horcruxes and destroy them and Voldemort. But along the way unexpected events happen to them with unexpected results.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., OC
Great Minds Spy Alike by spy in love reviews
What happens when Alex teams up with 16 year old CIA agent Lexi to save the Summer Olympics? Will they save the day? Or die trying?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
The Ride of My Life by Nikki Ride reviews
Max is new at Redfield College. She runs into Lexi, literally. Lexi introduces her to James Iggy . james introduces her to Nick Fang . Things start to happen. Sorry, not good at summarys. Please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
For Good by x-aj-x reviews
COMPLETE. As a Slytherin, Lexi Conrad has a lot of demons to face. George Weasley is only too happy to make her forget them. However, some things can't be forgotten. Lexi may not be changed for the better, but she will be changed for good. GEORGEOC PREHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,016 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2005 - George W., OC - Complete
Unwinding by JulesoftheSea reviews
Lexi is trying to put her life back together after the love her life, Cedric Diggory, is killed and leaves her to raise a child by herself. But just when she thinks things are getting better, they spiral out of control. SEQUEL TO ARITHMICALLY INCLINED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,930 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Cedric D. - Complete
The Fandom Games reviews
Take the Hunger Games and replace the Districts with major fandoms. Includes Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, the Hunger Games. Watch your favorite characters collide...but not actually die. Maybe.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011