RebelWriter6561
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Joined 02-20-11, id: 2758480, Profile Updated: 12-19-13
Author has written 32 stories for Good Omens, Glee, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Sherlock, Hobbit, Star Trek: 2009, Supernatural, and Avengers.

Blasphemous Lies and Deceit! My tumblr, in case you ever want to sneak a peek at my multi-fandom mess.

I'm also moving a good chunk of stories over to AO3, if that's your preferred medium. Same name.

Current Alias: RebelWriter6561

I am a Level 42 Nerd. And an owl. Also, a Whovian, Sherlockian, Browncoat, Trekker, A Wayward Daughter (SPN), Team Free Will Supporter (GO), Tolkeinite, Citizen of Night Vale, Kaiju Groupie, Potterhead, and a member of Loki's Army.

Age: Young at heart, but old enough to know better.

Location: Blanket Cave

Occupation: Hermit

Current obsessions: The Hobbit, Marvel Movies/Avengers, Welcome to Night Vale, Pacific Rim

You know how boys who are seriously good friends are in a Bromance? My friend Kat and I came up with the female equasion: Lady Liaisons. Kat, obviously, is mine :)

Friendship is: Sharing obsessions. Explaining your own characters in depth with them. Letting them read your smut. Munching on a well-cooked face together. USING CAPS LOCK. Having inside jokes. Quoting obscure quotes from shared fandoms. Not communicating for weeks, but picking up again immediately and not feeling awkward.

A short horror story: Where did the spider go?

Another short horror story: The last person on earth sits in a room. There's a knock on the door.

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. Someone who never reads lives only one.

Madness is not a state of mind. It is a place.

"There are no bad first drafts." Personal motto of my writing teacher Maureen

"I'm an English Major; I can't spell!" Me (the quote most used to describe myself)

"What Fuckery Is This?" Phil P.

"What the hell is beeping?" Me (I say this a lot at work)

"Ahh!! I have a fork in my eye! Kent! Kent you crud-encrusted millipede, what am I supposed to do now! I have a fork in my eye!" Michael H. as Glouchester

"This room is so dirty, I wouldn't be surprised to find a dead body in here! Or a decapitated foot or something!" "...Decapitated foot?" "Yes. Decapitated." Me and old roomie Kat

"How do I get in there?!" "Try the door." "...Oh." My brother and me while playing Portal 2

"My middle name is Careful! Right behind Reckless and Clumsy." My brother

"Why are you wearing a skirt?" "...Why aren't you?" Michael H. to me

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Michael H's best pickup line

"That is false advertising! Kirsten Stewart never smiles!" Me

"If mourning doves mourn, do rock doves rock and turtle doves turtle?" Me

"You look remarkably sane for a crazy person." Me

"Erkier is my new favorite word." Me

"You there! With the nose!" Me to Kat

"You should see my roommate! She's watching Invader Zim while wearing a Domo t-shirt!" Kat about me

Morgan Freeman appears on the screen "ITS GOD!!" Me and Kat

"Like, who looked at a watermelon and said, "I'll bet that drains people's blood when it gets older."" Kat

"How'd you get in the rafters?...And how'd you get the cow up there too?" Me

"I miss Riley (Old manager)" "Why, did he sleep with you too?" Coworkers Gage and Kris

"FREE CONDOMS!" Me

"Hey baby. Wanna go back to my place and...put on socks?" Me and Kat

"Can I eat the Turkey of Transgression? He'd go great with the Cranberries of Contempt." Me to Kat

"Do Jedi mind tricks work on goats?" Me

"Holy Logical Blonde Cheerleader Paradox, Batman!" Me and Kat

Kat interrupts my studying: "What are you doing?" "I'm talking to the wall." "...why?" "Its how I memorize stuff." "...does it work?" "Its worked so far!" Me and Kat

"This is a *blank, not to be confused with a hockey puck." Mr. Lake, Ag. Teacher

"Well, as you know, strange things happen to me when I consume Mt. Dew late at night. I quote Shakespeare to inanimate objects, ask random questions for no reason, and make up my own words." Me

"Sunsets and roadkill are not the same thing." Philosophy professor.

"I have to kill a goat? I don't know if I can do that morally." Darren Freaking Criss as Harry Freaking Potter

"I've gone Barrowman!" Nevermind the Buzzcocks

"That snowman looks well shifty" Noel from Nevermind the Buzzcocks

"Let's have a gay-off!" "You've out-gayed me Barrowman!" John Barrowman and Simon from Nevermind the Buzzcocks

"Its like a bad impression of someone doing a bad impression" Either Sam or Dean from Supernatural

"Rude and not ginger?" Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who

"Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!" Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcorer's Stone

"Sorry. Checking all the water in this area. There's an escaped fish." Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who

"I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. code named The Doctor. These are my top operatives: The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson." "I hate you." "No you don't!" Eleventh Doctor and River Song from Doctor Who

"Doctor Song, you've got that face on again." "What face?" "The 'He's hot when he's clever' Face." "This is my normal face." "Yes it is." "Oh shut up." "Not a chance." Eleventh Doctor and River Song from Doctor Who

"I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and a fez!" Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who

"Who throws a shoe? Honestly!" Austin Powers

"Army of the damned, prepare to board Heaven!" Bender from Futurama

"This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon." Winnie the Pooh

"Whining? I am not whining, I am complaining. Do you want to hear whining? This is whining! Aaaah!" Rarity from MLP: Friendship is Magic

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." Sherlock from Sherlock BBC

"I'm not going to eat it that's disgusting! I'm going to wear it as a worm-stache!" Misha Collins/Castiel from Supernatural

"You call this an angry mob!? This is the worst revolution I've ever had!" Zee Captain from Romantically Apocalyptic

"You wanna know how I got this scar? My father was...a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing as he does. Then he turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife. "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in his mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." Aaaaand...Why so serious?" The Joker in The Dark Knight

"So it's come down to this has it? A fight to the death. Mano a Mano. Man to Man! Just you and me and...my GUARDS!" Sherriff of Rottingham in Robin Hood Men in Tights

"Vroomp! Vroomp!" TARDIS from Doctor Who

"Is this how time normally passes?" Eleventh Doctor

"I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!" C3PO from Star Wars

"I baked you a pie!" "Oh boy what flavor?!" "Pie Flavor" ASDF Movie

"Barrowman! Rrrr!!" *shakes fist* David Tennent making fun of John Barrowman

"Now, I've got a splitting headache, and your stupid hip-hop isn't helping. And the front door is open, AGAIN!!" Pete from Shawn of the Dead

"Don't Panic." Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Last night Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me if I didn't take Lorraine to the dance he'd melt my brain." George McFly in Back to the Future Part 1

"Its like Hee-Haw with lasers!" Futurama

"I have razor blades in my hair. Like everywhere!" Santana from Glee

"Hey man don't be so angry. That's what happens when you run screaming through the dark, ok? Yeah." Hanna from Hanna is Not a Boy's Name

"But Sandy you don't understand! It's Big, Fuzzy, and PINK!" "So's Patrick's belly button." Spongebob and Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants

"Not you. Or me. Sam of course is an abomination." Castiel from Supernatural

"Christmas Eve on a rooftop, saw a chimney, my whole brain went 'What the hell!'" Eleventh Doctor from Doctor Who

"I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." Ghostbusters

"That which we call a nose by any other name could still...smell" Reduced Shakespeare Company

"Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home." Copyright page of Good Omens

"Friendship is two people munching on a well-cooked face together" Carl from Llamas with Hats

"You know what I think? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment." "You're kinda a constant downer aren't you?" Charlie and Blue Unicorn

"I have a surprise for you. A real surprise. With real confetti this time." GLaDOS from Portal 2

"SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!" Space Core from Portal 2

"Can you speak Turkish?" "No but I can try. Gobble Gobble. GOBBLE!!"

"I don't have trains of thought. I have locomotives of knowledge."

"Going to MacDonald's for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug"

"Come to the nerdy side; we have pi"

"Looks like I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies."

"I was walking through the woods one day when I met a cockroach.
'Allen,' he said.
I walked on
I don't talk to cockroaches." Damned if I remember where I got this...

When confronted by bad grammar/spelling: I hope you get attacked by angry dictionaries.

Words that always come up in my writing but I can't spell: alcohol, unfortunately, surprise, jealous, shield, definitely

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Tempted to Love by ButterscotchCandybatch reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale work on each other through the centuries, both learning something. 18 adult content for m/m sex scenes and language. Some dark imagery of war, bondage and abuse, especially in later chapters.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,281 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
The Bad Things We Do by Quinnzical reviews
AU: 17 Year Old Sherlock is committed to Wellington Asylum, after a failed suicide attempt, by his Guardian and Brother, Mycroft. Does salvation lie within the madhouse, or will he descend past the point of sanity?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,533 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Saints and Spirits, Spirits and Saints by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
"The date? It's, uh, October thirtieth… Oh, that's going to be a problem, isn't it?" A gothic tale of bargains, escapes, and close calls in the post-apocalyptic world of tomorrow. Pre-slash Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
The Title of This Sappy Romance Novel by HosekiDragon reviews
AU. Dean Winchester does not do long term relationships, he's never courted anyone longer than a week. But an angel in a bookstore just might change his mind. Even if there are some dark secrets in their pasts.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,611 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
We Bleed into the Grey by Quinn Anderson reviews
It was stupid, really. What was the point of having an ability if it wasn't even a useful one? Sherlock would just as soon be rid of his. Until he meets John Watson, that is. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,232 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
1000 Paper Cranes by xooxu reviews
1000 little moments in Hanna and ... 's life.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 102 - Words: 10,430 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Rain Doesn't Ruin Parades by kysis-the-bard reviews
After they thwarted the Chitauri invasion, all the Avengers went on their separate ways. Life went on. Finally, after too long, Tony Stark gets the call that Bruce Banner is coming back to NYC- Science Boyfriends.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
221B Drabbles by tsukinoblossom reviews
My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 221 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Warrior Hearts by Gabrielle Day reviews
Pre-movie. The first time Thor started a fight, it was for Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Weary and Wary by Miyazaki A2 reviews
More than anything else, Loki is tired. Thor, for his part, just wants to protect his brother. Post-Avengers; only the barest hint of someday possible Thorki; the folks on AO3 want a continuation but I'm not sure.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Loki, Thor
With Your Crooked Heart by Min Daae reviews
Post-Avengers. Rest never came easily to Loki. Asking for help has only gotten harder.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Empty Warehouse by justicemuffins reviews
"I'm going to go ahead and blame you for this," Lestrade said casually, blinking as something warm dribbled from his temple to his eye. "Safe bet," Coulson answered evenly.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2012 - DI Lestrade, Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Everlasting by the14th reviews
Thunderfrost Oneshot ' "I had a nightmare." "What did you dream of?" Loki asked quietly. Usually his voice would have been derisive and feigning indifference, but the night and the intimacy of it abstracted all mockery and taunt, leaving the words raw and yet soft. "You." Thor replied and it was so like him to say this, to be so blunt and yet so endearing in his simplicity. '
Thor - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tip Your Hand by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Conrad wasn't exactly having a holiday either. Kind of the opposite, actually. POV flip for "Beat Still", because there was a lot going on in Conrad's life that Worth will probably never know about.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Wrench by MrTicklepaws reviews
More Hann'Apocalypse fic. Set after Night in the Lonesome October. It's dark and a lone figure is bent over a car. He won't be alone for long. That may or may not be slightly misleading, but, hey, you're interested in reading now, yes? POV you may not be expecting. DesdemonaKakalose 'verse and she is super nice to keep letting me muck around in here and call it canon!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Red Sweater by xXFissshBonesssXx reviews
Thor/Loki - drabble - Loki sneaks into SHIELD and goes through Thor's things. Fluff
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
And None Who Go Can Come Back Again by Min Daae reviews
He used to think that there was only death in the void. Turns out that wasn't quite true. Loki, post-Thor and pre-Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Wings and Things by HosekiDragon reviews
A collection of Destiel shots based around Castiel's wings. And what he and Dean do with them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,370 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
The Physics of Emotions by kysis-the-bard reviews
In Bruce Banner, Tony Stark has finally found someone who speaks the same language. Fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Beat Still by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
What is it about Conrad that makes every misfortune in a hundred mile radius come crawling after him in a massive snickering wave? Sometimes Worth worries that one day, there won't be a way to pull him out of it in one piece. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal by Quinn Anderson reviews
John Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on holiday, and Sherlock has romance on the brain. Johnlock fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One Wing in the Fire by HosekiDragon reviews
Hell AU. The angel Castiel is a prisoner of war, trapped in Hell with the Demon Lord brothers Astaroth and Amon. Who are surprisingly nice...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,462 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Castiel
Of Misinterpreted Experiments and Personal Queries by mellarkable reviews
It started the night John found Sherlock in his bed. Spoiler free fluff rating for some language
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scales and Feathers and Alcohol by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
The Highest Forms of Art by Penmaron reviews
There is the lightest dusting of freckles on the curve of Aziraphale's shoulder, pale and practically unnoticeable, and Crowley cannot help but stare.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/8/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
One Thousand Paper Cranes by Dhampir72 reviews
John Watson once heard that if you make one thousand paper cranes, you get one wish. AU Post-Reichenbach as of 1/15/12. John/Sherlock. Soft spoilers for series two.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,046 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Kindle My Heart by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Johnlock fluff. After freezing to death half naked in a meat freezer, John's just happy that Sherlock is so damn warm.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Doctor and the Violin by sirducklumps reviews
Doctor John Watson has a gun pressed to his head when he hears the most beautiful violin music that practically saves his life. Johnlock AU - WARNING: Drugs use and mentions of suicide
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Letters to Tessa by May Sparrow reviews
He asked us each to write letters, and we did. We may never send them, but we wrote them, and one day we'll find them again. We will not forget.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012
A Diamond Sky Above Titanic by Seablue Eyes reviews
The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,995 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Somewhere Near The Edge by Dark Caustic reviews
Just because the world ended doesn't mean our lives are over. Maybe I need you. A post-apocalyptic story. John/Sherlock Lestrade/Molly
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,089 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Existentialism on the Night After by Herme23 reviews
Crowley would gladly have gone to hell all over again, he would have fought the Devil himself, he would have killed for this. Just this.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
I Know It's Crooked by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Hanna's got this debilitating condition. It's called "responsibility". Ultimately, Worth blames him for this particularly frustrating annecdote. Hannapocalypse Conworth. Set just after "Smoke Signals".
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
As Upon a Canvas by Penmaron reviews
Crowley is an impossibility - and tonight, especially so.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
221b Drabbles by Eligh reviews
Ongoing drabble series in 221b format. Sherlock/John centric, slash. The rating will change if needed. Updates happen when the muse strikes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Shadowman by Ambikai reviews
AU. Sherlock is a shadow, melting into the dark and consuming souls. Then John came along, human and so very bright.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
After the Bombs by VampirePam reviews
Slight AU for "Hounds of Baskerville," in which the drugs Sherlock used to dose John trigger a severe episode of PTSD. When terrors old and new cause John to fall apart, Sherlock must rectify his mistake and pick up the pieces.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Dust by Drink War reviews
They had to admire how much effort he must have put into his tragedy.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Don't Trust the Designer by For Comedic Purposes reviews
A man needs a graphic designer, so he picks the best. Aaaannnd also the most dead.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
Prescription for Life by MissDomaYuset by May Sparrow reviews
All Conrad Achenleck wanted was a normal school year. What he got was an asshole of an Aussie that wouldn't let him alone, and a massive amount of pills. Young!Conrad Young!Worth AU REUPLOADED
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Hint of Red by Scotia Daniel reviews
She would come to him in his dreams. It wasn't always like that at first. It took about a month after her death to start appearing. And it wasn't even her fully, either.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Penny, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Night in the Lonesome October by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's postapocaverse. Title from Calabrese song. Worth has a headache, so he harasses Conrad and they have a little special moment involving pain and petticoats.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Safe by Penmaron reviews
Sometimes, when the world just seems a little too loud, a little too brusque, moving just a little too fast, they create a small safe-haven for themselves.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Smoke Signals by MrTicklepaws reviews
Here is another canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's post-apocalyptic funfest. Timeline wise, this is post-CMC and post-And Not Me. Worth, Conrad, a succubus, and a drunk, insightful Hanna. Enjoy.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Waking up to Wheatley by zabchan reviews
A short Chelley fluff inspired by a prompt on the KinkMeme. Chell wakes up to a curious, inquisitive Wheatley. Human!Wheatley, Post-game AU with implied semi-apocalyptic outcome. Sweetness Warning.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Note to Self: Invest in a Sofa Bed by p.r. fox reviews
The kid's just lying there on the filth-encrusted alley floor with the tomcats descending on him and his chest's all torn open like nobody's business, and Luce Worth's just glad his too-small couch will finally be big enough for somebody.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth
And Not Me by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
I'm jealous of your cigarette... Hannapocalypse Universe; a oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
A Study in Ginger by punifa reviews
Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Fifth Time's the Charm by Eligh reviews
Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Terrible Flatmates by Eligh reviews
Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dead of Night by Demyrie reviews
A man with no name. An unsuspecting but concerned coroner who should have been an artist. A vampire with a penchant for scalpels. A dead little boy who wants to find out what he left behind. Swap-AU vampWorth/humanConrad and platonic human.../zombieHanna
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,834 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F.
What Crowley Wantsss by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Crowley has had millennia to think about what he wants. Written for the GO Anon Kink Meme. PWP.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Shave and a Haircut by MrTicklepaws reviews
Even in the post-apocalyptic world of Desdemona Kakalose's Up in Smoke/Creeping Messiah Complex people need haircuts. Birthday present for KnittWitt.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Residue by MrTicklepaws reviews
Desdemona Kakalose. Worth and Conrad and a nice little picnic in the woods...or something like that. Oh, and body snatching by a creepy supernatural critter.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
The Waiting Man by Misty78 reviews
For Tessa...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Complete
Dear Hanna by Steamcraft reviews
Punk!AU: Hanna receives letters from a secret admirer, Jayne has papercuts, and Ples is just deeply amused. Drabble-fic.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Zombie, Hanna F.
How Sherlock Became a Masochist by Laury the Latrator reviews
Or: Five times John wanted to help him, and the one time he did. Sherlock/John fluff. Not S&M! Mention of self-harm. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Thunderstorms and Woollen Blankets by Ailendolin reviews
Sherlock drew his gaze away from the storm raging outside and looked up at John, grey eyes analyzing his mussed up hair, his sleeping attire, his bare feet. He raised one eyebrow. "The storm woke you up," he stated. – Sherlock/John gen or pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
DogEared Edges by MrTicklepaws reviews
This is a direct pre-quel to DesdemonaKakalose's amazing Creeping Messiah Complex. Go read that fic and all of her work! She is awesome and made this little fic canon to her 'verse!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Bed Intruder by Power Of Funk reviews
Every night, Sherlock will wait until John falls asleep, then he'll creep into his bed, hold him, tell him he loves him and pretend that they're a couple. John has nightmares, so it's all fine, right? Wrong. Implied eventual S/J. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Prescription for Life by MissDomaYuset reviews
All Conrad Achenleck wanted was a normal school year. What he got was an asshole of an Aussie that wouldn't let him alone, and a massive amount of pills. Young!Conrad Young!Worth AU
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Skulls and Sociopaths and Jumpers by Miyazaki A2 reviews
Collected short stories mostly having to do with John and Sherlock, although other characters do come into play. The chapters may be a little out of order sometimes, but they are all connected for the most part. Warnings for slash, angst, and fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Rocky Road by MissDomaYuset reviews
A certain golden eyed man works quietly at a Ice Cream Parlor when he gets the most adorable customer he's ever had the pleasure of meeting. AU Rating will change
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
JaynexHannaEverything You Want by Misty78 reviews
My God, it took over an hour to get this uploaded RIGHT. :/ Anyway, enjoy! ;
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Lightwaves by HosekiDragon reviews
AU co-written w/ Digitaldreamer. The year is 20XX. Paranormals live in oppression, the government controls the mind of the people. Eli is an Ahimsa agent who's become dissatisfied with his existence when a certain red head comes crashing into his life...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,409 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Even Worth Knows Gingers Are Adorable by Stitchpunk reviews
"The first time Worth met Hanna was in the autumn. And he was holding his own guts in with his hand. Worth sighed." A possible way for Hanna and Worth to have become friends.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth - Complete
Keep You Better by Squinterian reviews
... washes dumpster vegetables and contemplates Hanna's health.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zombie - Complete
Sleeplessness by T-R-Us reviews
Oneshot. "Dean, I think your angel needs to go to bed."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Get SOME by haru-chanXXX reviews
During2x12. A tad AU, involving the Warbler's at the party. Kurt & Blaine thought that Valentine's day would suck. To everyone's amusement, it did. Just in a different way. "Remember, Porcelain, you have to do everything Britt did to you, to Blaine."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Lake Pontchartrain by Snape Goes Commando reviews
Hanna and Conrad are patients in an experimental psychiatric hospital in the middle of Louisiana. Things go wrong when crawfish are on the menu one night. young!Hanna/young!Conrad
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Conrad A., Hanna F. - Complete
Who Needs Therapy When You Have Beer by TipsyArmadillo reviews
This might be a good time to mention Blaine gives terrible advice and his plans rarely ever work.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Sex Ed by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
There is a mandatory Sex Ed orientation for all Dalton students which means Kurt and Blaine have to attend as well! And the teacher, Ms. Holly Holliday. Condom usage. Lots of Klaine action. T for suggestive themes. Humor. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by Dhampir72 reviews
Hanna was shamelessly in love with the man who made him cappuccinos at the bookstore café where he worked. AU Hanna/ …
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 145,400 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Just A Taste by haru-chanXXX reviews
-After being at Dalton for a while, Kurt's friendship with Mercedes had been put on pause. So to make it up to her he takes her to the mall. But Wes and David find out and make it impossible for Blaine not to jump Kurt's bones. Rated T for mild language
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
He Said What! by haru-chanXXX reviews
After the wedding reception, Finn and Kurt go home together. Things are revealed and they make out. Finn says "Beiste' on accident while trying to cool off and Kurt panics, calling Mercedes. -For Tay-Rae 3
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Gonna Get Lucky? by haru-chanXXX reviews
What would happen if Blaine had been listening to Kurt and Shue's talk after the Baby, It's Cold Outside incident? New Directions invites Kurt to the Christmas Party, making Blaine wait all night to confront Kurt about it. Total deliciousness!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Smells Good by FattySkeleton reviews
Conrad tells you what the people he knows smell like, and how uch he hates it.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
One Year by Isrut reviews
A Punk!AU fic wth Hanna and Jayne. Jayne comes home to see blood leading up to his apartment on the one year anniversary of Hanna and him dating.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Psychology of a Hummingbird by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
Fifteen-year-old Conrad Achenleck had problems before he met Luce Worth. Problems meriting psychiatry and resulting in insecurity, neuroses, and a real need for a friend. Luce is not that person, but he fills a void. Young!conworth, including Lamont.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Disabusing Notions by MiseriaC reviews
Young!conworth AU, with Lira is a Girl's Name. Only Luce Worth would turn a stretch working with a high school future planning class into an opportunity to hijack the life of fifteen-year-old Conrad Achenleck, with the worst bad intentions.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
Something Nasty by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
Backstory fic. Thirteen-year-old Lamont Toucey isn't quite big enough to hold his own when his big brothers gang up on him, but he did not expect to run into a supernatural nasty while tending to his wounds up in the attic. Or for her to be a tiny bat.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Lamont T., Adelaide - Complete
Fifty Lifetimes by textbooknarcissism reviews
Fifty sentences about and around Dean & Castiel. If you don't like Destiel, don't read.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Itching by twilightdetectiveA reviews
Dean didn't hisitate. His breath hitched at the back of his throat, terrified and excited and Cas's hand, snug into the handprint on his shoulder had his body coursing with heaven enhanced electricity - but he didn't hesitate. Dean/Castiel One-Shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Locomotive Breath by anthrop reviews
It's the little things that can break a man.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Fascinated by you by kusch reviews
ConWorth slash, high school AU. Only one of them is being obsessive. Right? Oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Tears by SilverSmile reviews
Sherlock cries alone in the dark, thinking no one will ever know. But John finds him and comforts him, offering more than Sherlock ever thought he'd get. SLASH, John/Sherlock pairing, slightly graphic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not What I Expected by Irken Invader reviews
post season two, pre season three. Sam and Dean snatch up a demon to exorcise, as per usual. But this time they managed to catch GO's Crowley.Crowley/Aziraphale if you squint, minor swearing, one shot.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2010 - A. Crowley - Complete
Miranda Rights by Tai Ping reviews
Part of my 100 kink themes on y!gallery. Punk!Hanna and Detective!Zombie Jayne What happens when Jayne finds a dime bag of green leaves? Sex I assume?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Property of Hanna Falk Cross by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
Hanna has a habit of placing little crosses on all of his prized belongings. Hanna also sewed Gallahad's arm back on the night they met with cross-shaped stitches. It isn't a coincidence; Gallahad wishes to puzzle out the meaning. Hanna/Zombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Guardian Angel by Purple-Rosie reviews
For those who have never been given a second chance, for those who have never believed they could reach out to anyone, look up. Look to the skies and reach for the soul that guides you. AU-ish. Oneshot. 1 OC. No pairings. Indirectly Un!Zombie's POV.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Zombie - Complete
Psychosis by dinosaysRAWRrawr reviews
Conrad spends his time doing two things: Hanging out with Luce Worth, and going to psychiatrists. Though Luce may serve as an escape from his overbearing mother's determination something is mentally wrong with him, he starts to doubt himself. Young!ConWo
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
Sideburns and Scars and Queen by Miyazaki A2 reviews
As usual for me, this is a series of oneshots, drabbles, etc. for the characters of HiNaBN. Will include slash and non-slash, namely Conrad/Worth and bromantic Hanna/Galahad. And maybe more characters later on. 8D
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010
Crossfire by asagohan-no-bento reviews
young!ConWorth. Basically a lot of smut following a very vague plot that will eventually run into the comic's actual plot line. Join me won't you? :D Posted for Dhampir72. R&R GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
After All by WaterSpirit1 reviews
You sold your soul and living your pathetically lonely life, began to wonder if it was worth it. But then one night he turned up at your door and you knew it was worth it after all, because you'd never be alone again. Hannacentric, H/... friendship.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
The Down Low by p.r. fox reviews
Luce Worth is ten years old when his fist collides with Lamont's nose for the very first time. Things just got better from there.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Liar by Rae Himura reviews
Second in the "Firsts" series. Conrad tells himself he doesn't want to bite Worth again. Worth promises to keep his hands to himself. They're both liars. ConWorth, bloodplay, ever so slight dubcon flavor.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Bittersweet by MiseriaC reviews
Whether he likes it or not, Conrad is dependent on Worth for sustenance. He likes it even less when he finds out all that blood has been from Worth's own veins, less still when he can be maneuvered into sampling directly. Conworth. Discontinued/Completed.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Doctor's Orders by Rae Himura reviews
ConWorth. Conrad's been injured, and Worth prescribes a ... convenient treatment. Rating for Worth's mouth. First in the "Firsts" series.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Paper Cranes by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of short Hinabn fics and drabbles. Various pairings and ratings for each.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
On Their Sleeves by gloomsday reviews
Hanna is Not a Boy's Name - Patterns, a needle and thread, an orange shirt, and the act of covering over permanent scars. Hanna/Zombie, WAFF
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
Underside by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
The marquis de Carabas takes a shine to a girl on the London Underground, which results in his picking a somewhat uncharacteristic course of action, and making a bargain in dark tunnels. One-shot.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Complete
Hiding the Pretty by M. D. Jensen reviews
Trucker and Priestly talk; just a little insight into Priestly's transformation. Rating is purely for language.
Ten Inch Hero - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Love Calls You By Your Name by Quantum Witch reviews
(2006) Post Non Apocalyptic Epiphanies beget drunken confessions beget holy bouts of Name Calling beget Revelation, but not the End of All Things.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2006 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
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Finding Heart reviews
Not an angel. Not a brother. Not a boyfriend. How three men's use of emotional duct tape can be more effective than you'd think. Sherlock/Avengers crossover. Loki moves into 221B, and shenanigans go down.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,165 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Thor, Loki
This is Halloween reviews
Loki learns about Halloween, and predictably likes the sound of it.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki - Complete
Is That A Snake In Your Pocket? reviews
John and Sherlock meet Loki's...little friend. Finding Heart Universe one-shot.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2013 - John W., Loki - Complete
Frosty Giant reviews
A much-needed treat is shared by the Baker Street Boys. Finding Heart verse ficlet.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki - Complete
Cold as Cryospace reviews
The introduction of a very important doctor into Khan's life may very well reveal the heart of the high-functioning sociopath. Star Trek Into Darkness mildly crossed over with Sherlock.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, John Harrison/Khan, John W. - Complete
Bad Dreams and Good Company reviews
A handful of nightmares, mixed with fitful rest, add strange feelings and new interactions to the adventure. Stir well. Pre- Thilbo and Dwori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori
The Dead Fool reviews
How an impossible April Fool's trick led to discussing dead men, dead bodies, and living dead. Set in the Finding Heart verse, and after The Fall.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Molly Hooper, Loki, John W. - Complete
Strings and Souls reviews
Sherlock plays his violin only for himself. Not for John and Loki. Not really. Drabble in the Finding Heart verse.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
Loki, the Innocent Bystander reviews
For once, Loki was the entirely innocent one in the situation. Sure, he did it so as not to get shot, but who really does that spare a few minutes pain? Sherlock/Avengers AU
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
Hellfire reviews
A short domestic drabble about a concept mentioned in Dr. Faustus.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Flying Skull reviews
In which Mycroft will definitely not be hearing about this, and Sherlock learns how much he uses the O-word. Short cracky Avengers/Sherlock crossover drabble
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Loki
Schemes and Scissors reviews
Of Siblings and Haircuts...or John Watson, flatmate barber. Loki cuts his hair, with assistance from the ever-helpful John. Avengers/Sherlock crossover
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2012 - John W., Loki - Complete
Domesticity is Bliss reviews
Sherlock will come down with a cold, unless John does something. Fluff with hints of JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
An Addiction of a Different Sort reviews
Sherlock has a very serious secret, and it must be kept at all cost. Especially from John. The best kind of fluffy crack inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hair Gel for Sociopaths reviews
In which John confronts Sherlock on his deduction about hair grooming. Bonus! Sherlock's glorious hair.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thunderstorm reviews
Worth wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm to find an...unexpected visitor. ConWorth fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Inactivity reviews
Hanna's feeling lifeless, and his partner doesn't know what to do.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Tempting reviews
There was a demon. There was an angel. The demon tempted the angel. Until there was no point.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Bentley VS The Metallicar reviews
In a race, who would win: Good Omen's Crowley or Supernatural's Dean? The Ultimate Question is answered.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
Presents reviews
Hanna and his zombie partner wrap Christmas presents. Fluffy holiday goodness is had.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
A Snowy Night reviews
A cop stumbles across a teenage runaway during a blizzard. Little did he know that this encounter would change how he viewed his world. Hanna and pre!Zombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
It's a Lie reviews
Jayne suspects that Hanna is up to something. And he is. Its just...not what Jayne expected. Punk!AU fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Song Drabbles
Short drabbles centered around songs. All characters, only slight pairings.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hanna F. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Casimiro is feeling down, and Finas has just the thing to cheer him up. One shot, no pairings, just bromance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Casimiro, Finas - Complete
House Calls reviews
Conrad hated when Worth came over. But what starts as an annoyance may turn into something else. ConWorth
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
The Worst Day Ever reviews
Kurt experiences the worst possible horrors imaginable, all in one day. How can any of this turn out alright? One-shot, Klaine, character death and buckets of angst.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Ocean of Grief reviews
Veser tries to cope after his parent's death. Conrad tries to cope with handling Veser. Conrad/Veser Bromance fic.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Veser, Conrad A.
Slipping Through the Cracks reviews
Living in the Lower-Upper Class, there's not a lot of freedom. So you take whatever chances you get. And without pain, what's the point of living?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Dr. Worth - Complete
The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot reviews
Kurt believes that he's ruined his relationship with Blaine, and is understandably upset. Blaine's just confused. Song-fic, Klaine, Birthday present for TayTay
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
High Enough reviews
Blaine messes up, and now has to convince Kurt to forgive him. Song-fic, one shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I Believe in a Thing Called Love reviews
Blaine sings his favorite song in the shower, which leads him to a revalation. Song-fic for Haru-ChanXXX
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Snakes and Sunshine reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale are enjoying a sunny day when they are interuptted.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Published: 2/23/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete