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Joined 02-21-11, id: 2758825, Profile Updated: 07-07-14
Author has written 7 stories for Fallout, and Mass Effect.

A WORD OF WARNING: Some of the stories in this archive touch on triggering material. They're meant to. Anything that is listed as having abusive themes present is invariably going to approach the topic realistically, and sometimes brutally.

WHO IS THIS 'HUND' DOUCHEBAG ANYWAY?: I'm an old fart in fandom terms, both in age, and tenure. I've been around for a long time, and this isn't my first "" rodeo-- it's just been long enough that I'm trying to differentiate between old, and new work.

That's pretty much all you need to know about me personally.

ELITIST, YES/NO: Not really. I'm a canon enthusiast, definitely! And absolutely prefer to read things that are more in line with canon, so if that makes me elitist, I'm guilty as charged. Otherwise, if you find something wrong with my characterization, I'd honestly hope you'd tell me. If I disagree with it, then that's my prerogative.

WHICH MEANS YOU'RE COOL WITH ME TRASHING YOUR WORK: If you're flaming me, I will probably report and/or delete the flame. If you're giving me honest criticism, then that's great. Actually, it's encouraged. If something seems out of character, is written poorly, or there's an unfortunate typo somewhere, please, let me know. I am not a prima donna, and never pretended to be.

This includes themes. If I wrote something that genuinely makes you think I'm torturing both the reader and the character, or in some way trivializes a very emotional topic, I would hope that you'd review appropriately, or let me know. Just keep in mind that, in some cases, my aim is to make readers uncomfortable about a specific topic, usually because it's-- well, uncomfortable.

WHY DO I CARE?: That's a good question. Why do you care? I'm a small fry on here.


Fallout 'fic masterlist from the Fallout Kinkmeme can be accessed here:

Fic in general (ME and F:NV) can be found by consulting my tumblr archive, located at: -- A lot of it is completely unfiltered, re: a great deal of NSFW content, so please be advised that your mileage may vary.

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An Unexpected Visit by R.J. Ames reviews
Ten years after their breakup, Benezia pays Aethyta a visit. They try to work through some of the tension caused by their failed relationship. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Aethyta, Benezia - Complete
on deaf ears by kojum reviews
It's only now, two weeks before Aperture effectively ends her life, that she's finally figured out exactly what kind of hell she's legally trapped herself in. / Caroline, pre-Portal. It's a terrifying thing, coming face to face with the monster you built and hoping it doesn't eat you too.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Caroline - Complete
Six Keys by Politic X reviews
Agent Reyes gets drunk.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2011 - D. Scully, M. Reyes - Complete
Stumbling Toward Elysia by Prioris reviews
MP3, Samus/Gandrayda. "Nicknames are for friends and lovers, and you're neither." A look at what might have transpired between two of the galaxy's greatest bounty hunters in the years before the Phaaze Incident.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,360 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
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A Few Personal Favors reviews
For Tela Vasir, a run-of-the-mill containment mission jumps the rails as she finds herself in an increasingly irritating web of intrigue involving a shadowy cabal, mind-bending drugs, a psychotic conspiracy theorist, scripture-quoting Elcor, clandestine fetish clubs, petit fours, and of course, Commander Shepard. In short, Ms. Vasir has had better days. Tevos/Vasir, Adult Content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 209,002 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/20/2012 - [Councilor Tevos, T. Vasir] Councilor Valern, Councilor Sparatus
10 Gray, Give or Take reviews
Two nuclear missiles launched from the Divide strike the Legion and the NCR, leaving the survivors to deal with the aftermath. Rated T for explicit descriptions of severe radiation poisoning, and other unpleasant subjects.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Colonel Moore, Ranger Ghost, Julie Farkas - Complete
Did You Seriously Just Punk Me reviews
Jack, Tali, and Shepard get stranded on Omega by a convenient plot device, Shepard has equally convenient dream while they're holed up in a ratty 'hotel' room, and, as a result of unexpected theatrics, speculation ensues. Really, just consider Shepard to be a prop for the better part of this— I just wanted an excuse to have Jack and Tali banter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Jack - Complete
Lessons in Humility, Long Overdue reviews
After pulling a long con with Nef, Morinth is looking for something a little simpler. A one-nighter'll do the trick, so far as she's concerned, but- who it ends poorly for is up in the air. F/F; presents a 'revised' version of Samara's loyalty quest that's meant to be a bit more true to Morinth's reputation. Content Warnings Herein, etc.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,933 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Morinth, Shepard (F) - Complete
Until the End and Back Again reviews
In the aftermath of the second battle for Hoover Dam, the unforeseen consequences of a political snafu send Veronica, Col. Moore, the mutants of Jacobstown and many others on an interlocking collision course with the East Coast Brotherhood. Adult themes
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - [Sarah Lyons, Veronica S.] Marcus, Colonel Moore
Approximation Pending reviews
Seeing a bit of hand-holding between Shepard and Liara, Legion goes to an unlikely squadmate to help it construct better organics-to-geth translations: Morinth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Legion, Morinth - Complete
Strange Affection reviews
By the time Veronica finds out that the Courier she's been traveling with is a genuine sociopath, it's too late to get away- or is it? Rated M for language, violence, sexual themes, and blatant body horror; not for the timid.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Veronica S., Courier