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Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favourite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armour.

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people.

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

you wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

You start dreaming of PJO

Everything goes back to Percy Jackson

You randomly think of Pjo

When you're in pain, you pray to Apollo

You curse Apollo when you start singing random lyrics of random songs

You stay away from LA(unless you're dead) and San Fransisco (Unless you're Roman)

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

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PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

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The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy,
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth,
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature,
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke,
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron,
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson,
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia,
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse,
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca,
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico,
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe,
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel,
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes, I promise to remember PJO,
wherever I may go.

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Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Saviour of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favourite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

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Another cute Percabeth scene:

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you like me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Do you want me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you live for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?

Percy: No

Annabeth: Choose--me or your life

Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Aww...okay, just to verify, I do not own this. I simply copied it and pasted it here. All credit goes to the owner.

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Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

FactsOfLife

I didn't lose it, I just misplaced it

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

don't worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didn't make it to your future.

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many though- OH! A SQUIRREL!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction...

I don't get even, I get odder.

I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.

People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.


(\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
('.') IF YOU HATE
(")_(") ANIMAL CRUELTY


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Over two billion people can not read this at all:

I cdnoult blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmeal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrgde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsatltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it on your profile.

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Really Dumb Store labels:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

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Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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Some girls are pretty,

some girls are wimpy,

some girls are girly,

and cry when they break a nail

but some girls are tough,

they are smart

and witty,

They know how to survive on their own,

some girls are independent,

and those girls are great,

not the sissy beautiful divas,

who can't take care of themselves,

its not the looks of an girl that make her admirable,

It is all about the state of mind.

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Female Comebacks:

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

put this on your profile if you want to say this to someone

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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing, "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!” jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in, shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

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Dark Phoenix by Lightningscar reviews
"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? No slash. Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 221,895 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 13h - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.
Insiders Know All by Sincerely Kimby reviews
Twins Percy & Leila Jackson, Death-boy Nico Di Angelo, beautiful genius Annabeth Chase, and gothic Hunter of Artemis Thalia face their biggest challenge yet: Goode High School. Can these heroes of Olympus endure partner-assigned projects, teenage parties, monsters, snobby mortals and homecoming? This is anything but easy and may take every ounce of training they've got. Post TLO AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,316 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
From the Outside by Sincerely Kimby reviews
FULL SUM INSIDE "My goal: Get Percy Jackson & make him mine. My plan: Get rid of his gothic cousins Nico & Thalia, and awful twin sister Leila. My price: destory his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend Annabeth Chase..." Mortal's POV on our heroes in Goode high school. Follow her thoughts as she plans to cause a break up and steal a certain green-eyed boyfriend away. POST TLO AU Complete
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,775 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children by The Artemis reviews
Percy Jackson isn't like other teens. His reflexes are crazy fast. He enrolls into Goode Highschool for Exceptional Children, a school for kids with exceptional abilities. There he meets the popular Annabeth Chase, who's ability is a secret to the student body. As they start to uncover Goode's many secrets, they find themselves getting pulled in deeper and deeper. -Percabeth-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,746 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Secrets by glitters and gold reviews
::officially abandoned. :: Born and trained Roman, sent to fight as a Greek. He lied to both sides; old friends believe him dead and new friends believe him to be Greek. As the Titan War reaches its climax and the truth comes out, one question remains: who really is Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,206 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Percy J., Reyna
Therapy by dauntlessdemigodshadowhunter reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Leo are sent to therapy! What craziness will ensue?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
The Masquerade by StarrySea reviews
Very AU. Percy Jackson has woken up in a strange place, surrounded by people who won't answer his questions. It's true enough that he's in danger but he doesn't see why he has to be here, in a place where everyone wears masks and no one has a name. (see update in ch 26:))
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
100 Drabbles In The World Of Percy Jackson by booklover98 reviews
So this is a 100 one-shots/ drabbles all with very little to no relation to any of the others. Laughs and tears are for sure. Only characters from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Various pairings. Chapter 100: Laughter filled wind, showing even the king's approval.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 97,432 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Fighter by HecateA reviews
Annabeth isn't subtle and the world is as blind as it is fair. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Gods Demise by Navaka114 reviews
The Gods of Olympus were defeated before Percy's birth and the planet is now under Kronos control.Percy lives on the streets when he finds about his father and a rebellion called HBO. What will happen? Percabeth Jasper NicoOC Poseially *ON HIATUS SORRY*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,889 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
To Build a Life by HecateA reviews
A helpful guide by Sammy Valdez (who maybe should not be writing this at all), dedicated to Esperanza. Multi-chapter story dedicated to Empty Thoughts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 42,948 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Sammy V., Esperanza V.
The Name Game is On by HecateA reviews
In which Sherlock is the worst person to name an unborn child with. This story does not take in consideration the events of S3 E3. For Humus and Peeta. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Random Book of Percy Jackson by Lexi Daughter of Athena reviews
Hello fellow intellectuals of the world, I am Annabeth Chase. I'm sure many of you already know me from the book my boyfriend, Percy Jackson, published about me, The Random Fact Book of Annabeth Chase. Well I decided to publish a book about Percy and all his...Percyness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Random Fact Book of Annabeth Chase by Lexi Daughter of Athena reviews
Hello world! This is the amazing Percy Jackson! I have decided that instead of zoning out when my girlfriend Annabeth pops out her unlimited amount of random facts, that I would turn them into the world's greatest fact book! A random fact book. A bunch of one-shots based on random facts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 39,755 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Dear Past Self by Love Chocolate Writing reviews
After all the hardships and problems that the characters have faced. The gods give them an opportunity to send letters back to their past selves.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 83 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Calm Waters by Vivere Libri reviews
We all know that after the war Percy and Annabeth ended up together, and a few months later were seperated again. But what happened in between, with no wars or prophecies to worry about? Series of one-shots. RECENTLY REWRITTEN
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
RSVP by HecateA reviews
In which Jason is sure that Reyna can't read. That or she just purposefully ignores the RSVP on invitations. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Thalia G., Jason G. - Complete
I'm Sorry I Love You I'm Sorry by HecateA reviews
In which Leo Valdez keeps a promise, and not by half. Oneshot. House of Hades spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Meeting Percabeth by TheAspiringAuthor reviews
What happens when some outsiders and friends meet Percabeth. Like when some friends of Percy's are over and Annabeth sees a spider, or when Annabeth's friends from school finally meet Percy when he comes to pick her up one day. Told in the the view of others!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Back to the Time of the Unknown by HarryPotterManiacWrites reviews
Upon acquiring a mysterious time turner, Harry is accidentally transported back to the year 1977. He temporarily takes upon the DADA teacher post. How will Harry, interact with his parents in their 7th year? More importantly, can he change the future for the better? What other challenges will he face?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,190 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Marauders - Complete
Hesitation by HecateA reviews
In which Jason Grace's fatal flaw is discussed and thank God Reyna is there. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Jason G., Reyna, Krios - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by HecateA reviews
An examination of patterns and family trees in Greek mythology. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Hyperion, Oceanus, Hagno, Iapetus - Complete
On a Scale of One to Ten by HecateA reviews
... how horrible is your immortal stepparent? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Ares, Hera, Persephone, Amphitrite - Complete
French, Grecian and Dutch by HecateA reviews
In which Jason lives a secret double life and Reyna gets infinite entertainment out of it. And then some... Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
The Mount Saint Helens Kiss by BlackAngelWings1010 reviews
Annabeth is persuaded by the Aphrodite cabin to write down her thoughts about the Mount Saint Helens Kiss in the battle of the labyrinth. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Annabeth C.
All the Difference by HecateA reviews
From arcades to dining halls to principia, some of Jason's life tips and some of Reyna's big realisations. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Correspondence by HecateA reviews
A series of letters between Frank and Hazel, a fighter and a lover, and two people who just generally miss each other. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
Skywards by HecateA reviews
After one of the War with Gaia's many casualties, it's just a matter of time before Tyson's heart and handy work get involved. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Tyson, Ella - Complete
What Went Wrong by HecateA reviews
An exploration of a destroyed family and several warped individuals. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Zoë N., Atlas, Hercules - Complete
This Bright Future by HecateA reviews
We all need future when things aren't looking bright. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Poseidon, Zeus, Hestia, Demeter - Complete
Special Delivery by HecateA reviews
An alternative scene of when Percy, Hazel and Frank receive the scroll from the Greeks. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Touches by HecateA reviews
Oh, the perks of long distance relationships. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
Idiots and Idioms by HecateA reviews
In which Percy's vocabulary and language quality would make Sally proud while it annoys the Hades out of Frank. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Percy J., Frank Z., Hazel L.
The Track of Time by HecateA reviews
Nymphs and time aren't a usual mixture, but put Grover on the line and Juniper's in for whatever's on the other side. Oneshot. Written for the Percy Jackson Ship Weeks.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Grover, Juniper - Complete
The Confiscation of the Marauder's Map by HecateA reviews
Filch's files are opened to public after the Battle of Hogwarts and the Marauder's biggest slip-up is revealed. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Argus F. - Complete
Unheroic Deeds by silvershadowrebel reviews
Sometimes, demigods aren't always acting heroic. This is a series of one-shots about times when demigods did some unheroic deeds.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Full of Surprises by HecateA reviews
In which the gods think they know everything, but they don't. They really can still be surprised. Oneshot. Battle of the Fandom, Round 2.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Written in the Skies by goingmywaydoll reviews
A collection of drabbles. From Percabeth to Liper to Jeyna to Tratie. 58: In which Leo just can't catch a break.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Piper M., Leo V.
Where the Path May Lead by HecateA reviews
"Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence." -Henry David Thoreau. Oneshot. Battle of the Fandom, Round 1.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Three by Innoverse reviews
Studies say that a person needs to have at least a few instances of positive touch daily in order to be healthy. But Percy is fine on his own, isn't he? He doesn't need a hug everyday to be happy. Right? One-shot, angst. Pre-series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Percy J. - Complete
My Hero by HecateA reviews
Everyone needs someone to believe in, even demigod children. Oneshot.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Bianca A., Nico A., Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
The Incredible Ability by HecateA reviews
Talent comes in all shapes and sizes. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hades, Maria di Angelo - Complete
Julia's Alphabet by HecateA reviews
Even Roman legacies have to learn their ABC's. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Julia - Complete
Different Names by HecateA reviews
There are a thousand ways to say that someone is losing themselves, a thousand moments when you feel them die, and a thousand ways to react when you're in love. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Hermes, May C. - Complete
Kill Me by HecateA reviews
It's a dark day when a god cries over a mortal, and it's a darker day when the mortal wipes his tears away. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Hephaestus, Esperanza V. - Complete
A Little Too Late by Anna Louisa reviews
"He put down the receiver. He stared at the phone, hoping it would ring back." - Son of Neptune (406). Little does Percy know that phone did ring back - just a little too late for him to answer.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Houdini by HecateA reviews
The many great escapes of Leo Valdez from his own brand of chains and cages and handcuffs: foster homes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,522 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Leo V.
As of Yet by HecateA reviews
A story of paperwork and being kicked out of the principia and Reyna's weak spot. Oneshot. Dedicated to Anonymous.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Mine by HecateA reviews
It's with a great scare that Chiron and Lupa realise that they are handling each other's pupils. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Chiron, Lupa - Complete
eggs by stanzas reviews
they usually weren't a big breakfast item in the Jackson household but they still held their value.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Jelly Beans by HecateA reviews
The story of the candy bowl on the Principia's table. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Signs Of Him, Signs Of Her by The Neek reviews
Every where she went there were signs, signs of him. And burnt on to his memory there was a sign of her. Two shot, Percabeth. T for sadness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
hush now, be brave by Drawing On Converse reviews
Sometimes, she likes to think she's invincible.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Drew T. - Complete
Guilt by blank canvas of me reviews
"Because in the end Annabeth decided that it's the guilt that is the worst." The aftermath of Tarturas, Annabeth and Percy have to deal with the heavy guilt that easily overpasses the burden of the sky. Rated T for torture, suicide, angst. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Wax Enigma by HecateA reviews
Because Quintus never did tell Percy how a docile hellhound had become his pet. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Daedalus, Mrs. O'Leary - Complete
Envy by Allithea reviews
One shot. Jason POV. Percy is traumatized after leaving Tartarus, and pulls a stunt that nearly ends his life. In their effort to help him heal, Jason finds out that Percy has one thing that would make any demigod jealous, including, to his surprise, himself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Can't Be Him by idekineedalife reviews
She refused to believe that the boy across the room was the same boy she fought with years ago, it was impossible.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Nancy B., Percy J. - Complete
How To Probably Get Some by americanbread reviews
Now a freshman in college, John "Fang" Karas is ready for a clean slate when it comes to relationships. And he needs an intro to Girls 101. So who better to ask than his best friend, Max, even if she's boyish?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,165 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
They Don't Know by ChocolateIsMyDoom reviews
"She is terrified. She locks herself in her room, and won't talk to anyone." [...] "She forgets what she saw that day" [...] "'…Percy must be defeated…army of monsters…you will help me, Octavian…or die trying' Julia's heart stopped." People search for answers everywhere, what they don't know is that the one who has them, is little Julia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Julia - Complete
Sunday Morning by Veggiechick reviews
In which Annabeth is surprisingly not a morning person. Inspired by the word "quiescence." Percabeth proposal fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Who are these people? by disasterousresults reviews
This is one where Percy's friends from school meet the campers. Anyone who meets that bunch would be left with many questions. Rick owns all the characters, except for my original ones. Flames accepted, but no profanities please! -T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The RIGHT Way to Get a Date by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy uses pickup lines to get a date.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Poker Player by TackAttack reviews
In which Thalia finds a certain statue in an art museum.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thalia G., Gabe U. - Complete
The Thought Counts by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Though saving a random kid from drowning proves to be unnecessary, it is, in hindsight, a good idea. Jack's not one to turn down a new friend.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Percy J., Jack Frost - Complete
What Just Happened? by theGIRLwhoREADStooMUCH reviews
Harper spends most of her time trying to pass her classes and drooling over Justin Hunter. But when Justin asks out her best friend Annabeth certain secrets that Annabeth had been keeping quiet come into the light; and they have a lot to do with a certain black haired hottie. Basically one of Annabeth's friends gets to witness the epicness that is PERCABETH! PLease leave a review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Oil in the Sea by Faultystars1357 reviews
When the god of seas suddenly collapses in a meeting, you tend to panic. So, when Poseidon suddenly falls unconscious in a meeting with the Olympians, they begin to think something is wrong. And now they notice that his skin is clammy, his eyes are sunken in and his cheeks are hollow. Then they found out that he was sick, to the point where he may fade. And he didn't even tell them
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Poseidon, Amphitrite - Complete
Wrong Try for a Rite of Passage by Kat-Anni reviews
Drew tries to hit on Percy. Annabeth sees. Percy is oblivious as ever and Drew may have gotten herself into quite something... Open ended little oneshot I did to get it out of my system. Percabeth, obviously .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Architects by Leca B reviews
Annabeth is stressed. She is swamped with work, her son won't stop running around screaming and Percy was out of town for work. On top of that, she can't find inspiration for a museum design due tomorrow. But despite everything, she manages to make it through the night just fine. Fluffy oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dry by Leca B reviews
Annabeth looked at her son. He was dry. In the bathtub. Dry. In the water. She held her breath. "Percy!" she yelled. - Annabeth finds something curious about her baby son. Fun fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Home is Where You Make It by HecateA reviews
In which Caesar gets stabbed thirty-three times and Reyna only gets twenty-one. Oneshot. Dedicated to wombat-of-awesomeness.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Famous Last Words by HecateA reviews
If the blood is flowing, if their breaths are weezing, and their time coming: the last words of the main Heroes of Olympus and now Percy Jackson characters to Gaia, the ones around them, and anybody else in their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
I'm Gay by Trident449 reviews
In which Jason refuses to tell Reyna what in Hades he is referring to. Set before HoO. Oneshot. JEYNA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Percy Jackson, the Red-Nosed Demigod by HunterofArtemis32 reviews
In Percy's mind, he was dying. In Annabeth's mind, he was being dramatic... correction: very dramatic... about a small cold. Sneezing, coughing, laughter, and overdramatic Seaweed Brain's are all involved in this one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Bruises by Innoverse reviews
Expulsions were something that Sally knew to expect when her son was a demigod. But the feeling of shame and failure her son carried with him when one came home? She wasn't expecting that at all. One-shot, Percy/Sally motherly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Confessions of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Roses by bordeaux cookies reviews
Fang was a player. Getting girls was as easy as pie. But when he begins to fall for the unthinkable, Maximum, she has a plan up her sleeve to not be part of his broken heart graveyard. She plays him. And doesn't expect to fall herself. FAAAXXXX! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Discord's Little Helper by Musafreen reviews
Wherein Octavian attempts a semi-hostile takeover of his Camp during a war. Chronological drabbles in an assumed HoO timeline. Written for the BlackSCrazy's 5 Drabbles Challenge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Octavian - Complete
Race for the Cure by TMI reviews
Percabeth and slight Tratie. Eros, aka Cupid, visits the camp and shoots Annabeth with the arrow of indifference, causing her to fall out of love with Percy. He's heartbroken, and goes to find the cure, which is guarded by ten monsters he will have to defeat first to get it. And then what's up with Zeus himself trying to stop him? But the real catch is, he only has ten days.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,026 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
In Like With You by larkgrace reviews
"You know I only tease you because I like you so much, 'Beth." "Yeah, I guess I like you too, Seaweed Brain." For Percy's birthday. Percabeth one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Caller ID by iLOVEsmellymarkers reviews
"Everyone noticed the phone go off. Everyone noticed that it was Annabeth's phone. Everyone noticed how weird that was. Annabeth never used her phone. Like never ever EVER. She says she has it for emergencies, but for what kind we have no idea. 'Who is it' Leila asked. Alyssa checked the Caller ID."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The JeynaJasper Debate by Paintdripps reviews
The PJO characters get together to debate about two of HoO's latest pairings. Jeyna vs. Jasper. How will your favorite characters line up against each other when a shipping war begins?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Complete
PJO Write Letters to Fan Fiction Writers by HexMeIntoAHawthorne reviews
Percy and the others have found this website and decide to write letters to their fans explaining the truth behind camp. Read and review with a reason! This chapter is Olympic themed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Percy J.
The One That Got Away by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Fang and Iggy, good friends, face problems when Iggy's sister Max moves to Arizona. He moves to Cali to live with his dad, leaving instructions for Fang to take care of Max. So how does Fang keep the boys away when he's falling for her himself? Rated T, AU, no wings
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,722 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Two Months by ring of roses reviews
It's been two months since it happened, and the pain still hasn't faded. Thuke. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Luke C. - Complete
Puffer Fish Lips by bordeaux cookies reviews
At the age of six, Max and Fang are already the best of friends. One day, Max pulls a face similar to a puffer fish… Young Fax and Old Fax too! AU, AH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Perfectly in Plain Sight by bordeaux cookies reviews
When Max has to write an essay describing her perfect guy, she doesn't realize that she's described Fang. Meanwhile, Fang's trying to get hold of this essay so he can become Max's perfect man. Turns out, he didn't need to. Why is that? Because Max was just as in love with him, as much as he loved her. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Halfblood Diaries by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Chiron decides that since so much had happened since last summer he'd get everyone to keep a daily journal.Now let's see what really happens at Camp Halfblood.Set the summer after TLO. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 35,526 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
Fandom, Really?: MR by HannahBananaMcKenzie reviews
The Flock is mad. Writers are on the lose messing everything up. The Flock decides to say something about it - well, write something about it. T for saftey
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Max - Complete
Shadow Traveling Into a Nightmare by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Nico takes Persephone's suggestion to keep from being bored; so he shadow travels to a random place. With Nico's luck, it is no suprise when it ends up being Victoria's Secret... And when he meets a familiar face there, everything turns embarrassing. Two-shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
The Boy with the Bread by Aloneinthelabyrinth reviews
Thalia once had her boy with bread. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. Thalia once had Luke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Thalia G., Luke C.
The Key to Life by bordeaux cookies reviews
"When I was 5, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Angel - Complete
The Friendship of Lily Evans and Remus Lupin by imightbeobsessed reviews
In Prisoner of Azkaban, Remus Lupin says that Lily Evans was there for him when no one else was. This story is about their friendship. A bunch of one shots. First fan-fiction, sorry if it's horrible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Forgotten by freedepth reviews
Everyone forgets about Percy, so he runs. Within two years he recruits a team of demigods, and with them he plots revenge on Camp Half-Blood. They are strong willed and fierce, and don't mind a little blood on their hands. They are the Forgotten.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Avoiding Cliches Like the Plague by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
A detailed analysis of what's wrong with lots of fanfictions and how to fix those problems. The complete guide to writing an interesting, logical, and decent story. Can also be used for original stories, too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,651 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Shot Through The Heart by RaeEcho reviews
Leo loves his brother, and he would do anything to protect him. Even if it meant taking a hit that could cost him his life. One moment of bad judgement was all it took. That, and a massive amount of blood loss. Too bad he had both. For Miss Asteria Malfoy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Leo V., Jason G. - Complete
big brother by totallyawesome1398 reviews
i felt like the nico\percy needed a new dynamic. NOT SLASH just brotherly love. ONESHOT. it takes place when Nico is told percy is missing. might have two chpter. one with thaila ill see
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Inside Jokes by VictoryNike reviews
A muggle girl, Maggie, spots a couple of seemingly normal boys leaning on a seemingly normal wall in London. Unfortunately for her though, those two boys are James and Sirius, and she's about to become the victim of a huge inside joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/8/2012 - James P., Sirius B.
Looks Like Trouble by PiperElizabethMcLean reviews
Harry and Ginny decide on getting a puppy who may just turn out to be a little bit of Trouble... One-shot, Harry/Ginny, rated T, ONE SHOT fluffy and REALLY corny humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P.
100 things you should Never do at hogwarts by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
The Soldiers of Chaos by Megan5162 reviews
Percy joins the Soldiers of Chaos because the campers and gods have forgotten him and Annabeth cheats on him, or does she? Will camp be able to defeat Gaea, or perish. Inspired by other Soldiers of Chaos. Rated teen for swearing! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Liar, Liar by HecateA reviews
Jason lied to Reyna. Sometimes it was okay and playful, but now she can't forgive him. And it's not like he stuck around to be forgiven anyways... Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
That Call by Curlscat reviews
Sally finally hears from her son after eight months. Follow her reactions: first joy, then regret. Edited.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2012 - [Sally J., Paul B.] Chiron - Complete
Don't Call Me Ted! by Sealie and Buns reviews
Seems Teddy Lupin shares more with his mother than just her Metamorphosing abilities ; . Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Nico and The Frog by Kaplan Au reviews
Nico has had a bad day. Then, he finds something that just might help. This is my first one-shot, so enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Nico A. - Complete
The Phone Call by Lmb111514 reviews
This is my version of Sally's reaction to Percy's call during SoN. A little Sally/Paul and Percabeth, better than summary!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sally J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Avada Kedavra by Mikkalea Luna reviews
Everyone knows this most infamous curse! Drabbles with exactly 100 words about the last seconds in the life of its victims. Beginning with Lord Voldemort's first killings, ending with his own death./Warnings: contains character death *obviously!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
You Are by HecateA reviews
Percy loves Annabeth. He loves the little things that make her the one he loves. He loves what she is. But what is that to him? Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
You Did by HecateA reviews
Jason and Reyna's little game, and how it could turn into a danger hazard. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Reyna, Jason G. - Complete
Population Increase by Socks-With-Stripes reviews
Seven-year-old Annabeth realizes she does not know how babies are made, and Luke and Thalia are determined to be entirely unhelpful as she tries to find the answer. But this is no laughing matter. This is a life, or non-life situation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Annabeth C., Luke C. - Complete
The Bucket List by HecateA reviews
He knows he's going to die. He knows he wishes he wouldn't. And he knows why he wishes that. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ari B. - Complete
Them Both by HannaBF reviews
Annabeth muses on her feelings for the two men of her life, Luke and Percy. Going from the day she met each to the present. Settled somewhere in BotL, after the meeting with Janus. First PJO story, please read and review so I can know how I'm doing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Sally's Feelings by Trident449 reviews
Companion oneshot to Annabeth's Feelings. Sally is watching Percy fall asleep on his tenth birthday.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
Up by AryaTyrell reviews
Percy finds a letter Annabeth wrote to her mom when she was six. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Images of a missing man by Flickering Torch
Three people lose him, each in a different way. they reflect over their loses when they each see the photo that means the most to them. three one-shots no slash no pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,248 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Regulus B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cap on the Sword by love-serenades reviews
Don't you ever wonder what happens to the cap on Percy's sword after he uncaps the pen?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tuxedoes by HecateA reviews
Why must the Kane Chronicles' most epic nine year old like penguins? Dogs, hockey, video games, baseball- nope, penguins. How did that happen? How has it affected his life? How? -Oneshot.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Felix - Complete
We'll Play a Game by Lady of the Witty Remarks reviews
"And why, exactly, do you hate him, Mr Black?" "I don't know." He sighed. "I've hated him as far back as I remember." Sirius hated lying to his favourite teacher, but what was he supposed to tell her? The truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
The Friend of a Friend by HecateA reviews
How Ella and Tyson met in Vancouver, and how first impressions circled. Blooming romance at work.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Ella, Tyson - Complete
Jagged Lightning by toSempiternity reviews
He ran from the Coliseum. He ran through New Rome. He ran from Camp Jupiter. He ran to Mount Tam. He sobbed, the sound echoing all throughout San Francisco, the Fates having torn him away from her forever. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Jason G. - Complete
Tyson's love by TheLightningThief42 reviews
This is a short non rhyming poem of Tyson's love. Just so it's clear, it's not Annabeth. Maybe a little OOC at first, then once you get to the end, you'll understand it isn't. I don't own PJatO, by the way.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Tyson - Complete
Maybe, If Hazel Levesque by LalaBane reviews
Sammy Valdez never did forget about Hazel Levesque. Not on his wedding day, not on the day his son was born, not when his daughter was born, not when his twin grand-daughters were born, not even when his great grand son was born.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Hazel L., Sammy V. - Complete
Tyson's Message by tinybit92 reviews
Set during Son of Neptune, SPOILERS AHEAD! Tyson contacts Annabeth to tell her about the message Percy sent him. Annabeth's reaction to finally hearing something from Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Annabeth C., Tyson - Complete
Together in Death by spn-rules reviews
Ever wondered what happened when Silena died? What happens when she and Beckendorf meet again? My summeries suck. Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Silena B., C. Beckendorf
The Water Balloon Fight by Emma zooka reviews
A series of one-shots involving our favorite Percy Jackson characters in everyday life, and how they deal with it in their own special, demigodly way. Including Percy winning a water balloon fight, a surprise meeting with Nancy Bobofit, and many more.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,653 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Percy J.
What's in the Toolbox? by HecateA reviews
Nyssa gets a little surprise when she rumages through her brother's toolbox...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Nyssa, C. Beckendorf - Complete
Counting by HecateA reviews
Percy's genius solution when he needs to keep his daughter busy... Yet it works every time. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Mr Padfoot and Mr Prongs: See You Soon by PeachyKeen13 reviews
The last time Sirius saw James alive, the first time Sirius saw James dead, and the only time Sirius saw James after that. No Slash...R&R! Only T because of when Sirius found James in Godric's Hollow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Angels by Child of the Night123 reviews
Nico in the Titan War, kicking some butt, rated T for slight gore
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Nico A., Travis S. - Complete
Shelf Life by Dovewings.of.Narnia reviews
Sometimes, Annabeth just needs to get away from everything and clear her head. Nico is the last person she would ever expect to understand this - but he just might surprise her. Oneshot; post Lost Hero; hints of Percabeth; Annabeth/Nico friendship.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Annabeth C., Nico A. - Complete
Happy Birthday? by Chick With Brains reviews
So, Apollo messed up and forgot to give Artemis a birthday present. Can he come up with something in time? Random little one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
How to Make the Argo fly by Daughter of Hypnos reviews
"We could add wings," "But wouldn't a ship with wings look kind of stupid?" "It isn't about looking cool, it's about getting the ship to fly," Cabin 9 can't decide the best way to get the Argo II to fly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Leo V., Nyssa - Complete
Waters of Comfort by Fenrir Draca reviews
Percy was abused by his mother, and has run away. Poseidon finds him and decides that instead of sending him to camp, Percy will live with him. How will Percy deal with living with a god? Underwater.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,313 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Percy J.
Valentine without you by Nobody426 reviews
One shot. Her valentine without him. While thinking back, she remembered their unique way of expressing their love to each other, and his own way telling her, I love you. Bitter sweet, touching, and I hope all of you will like my other style of writing
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Prankin' You, Prankin' You, YEAH! by WhimsicallyWritten reviews
It's Annabeth's worst day ever. Well, a close 2nd actually, but it's all because of two Hermes twin brothers and a certain son of the sea god. But what they don't know is that she's definitely prepared for her payback. discontinued
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Chasing Memories by livingondaydreams reviews
Percy meets an unexpected helper while in San Francisco. Takes place just before the Son of Neptune. Twoshot. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
On Chocolate Chip Cookies And The Color Blue by GypsysGift reviews
Percy contemplates how Annabeth changed his life, whilst remembering his fondness for blue chocolate chip cookies. Marginally fluffy one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Weirdest Birthday Ever by writer-of-demigodishness reviews
It's Rick Riordan's birthday! Here's a one-shot for him as a present. Summary is inside. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Epic Fail by Wonder46 reviews
Some Son of Neptune humor. Please read!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
PJO Message in a Bottle by xXPercidiaJacksonXx reviews
The PJO characters leave FF writers messages in a bottle. Read what they have to say.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
The Wall by Great Gray Owl reviews
A dry erase wall with a simple question written across the top has been added to the Arts and Crafts cabin. Why is it there? Who's coming up with the questions? And most importantly... What are the campers' answers?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
There's a Knife by SweetDragonSeeker reviews
There's a knife lying on the table in the Athena weapon shed...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011
Aftermath by larkgrace reviews
Because rebuilding is hard, especially when the foundation is cracked. Companion to Disaster. Oneshot. Sorry it took so long, but the site wouldn't let me publish it...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Sally J. - Complete
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Green Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Paul Blofis, as husband of Sally Jackson, have seen that her child, Percy Jackson, tries to hide his feelings. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Snow Can Be a Warning by Heta14 reviews
Short one-shot. Got inspiration while shoveling snow. Pre-Lightning Thief. Please Read and Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Percy J., Boreas - Complete
Champion of Olympus by TheseusLives reviews
This is an alternate universe for PJO, Percy Jackson is the son of Poseidon and the hero of the great prophecy, but Percy is much more than he seems.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,100 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Want a Kiss? by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy claims it's the Christmas spirit. The girls don't agree with him. Christmas fic. Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Gray Eyes by lightatmidnight reviews
They say eyes are the window to the soul, and they are. I, Susan Chase, as wife of Fredrick Chase, have seen that his child, Annabeth Chase, acts emotionless around me. Except for the eyes. The eyes tell the whole story...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Most Desperate Thing People Will Do For Love by lightatmidnight reviews
"What is the most desperate thing people will do for love?" Ms. Munroe assigned that essay topic fully expecting cheesy love quote filled essays. Instead, she got two deep essays from the two people she least expected it from.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Eleven by Musafreen reviews
Eleven moments from the PJO series, each featuring a different character. Short, angsty and somewhat flowery. Now complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Stuck With a Killer Phycho by xXI.AM.BEASTXx reviews
This is the little gift to the people I made mad for not updating. Percy is picked up off the streets and though he is invincible, he is not able to get away from the creepy man. Annabeth is the only one who can save him. It's a short, sweet one-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Be My Valentine by Akatsuki Child reviews
Why was that envelope on his desk? Who gave it to him? What's a secret admirer? Kid Percabeth. Valentine's Day fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Words Don't Need to be Spoken by Akatsuki Child reviews
When she has a problem, no words need to be spoken when she crawls onto his lap with tear streaks on her face. Percy just knows she needs him, and she knows he’ll always be there. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Dinner Approval by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy has to get Athena’s approval at dinner. Athena’s covered in someone else’s birthday cake, Poseidon will only eat seafood, and Annabeth is trying to pass them off as ‘normal’. "There's no way this is going to work..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Nothing's Perfect, But We Can Try by Akatsuki Child reviews
First, there was a fight; next, there was sorrow; then, there was pain; fourth, there was a solution; lastly, there was a promise. Percabeth. Slight OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Listen to Me by CrayolaMarkers reviews
You remember the day Percy left camp in The Battle of the Labyrinth? Remember what happened the night before? Oh, of course you don't, because Percy was asleep. Here's what really happened...from Annabeth's point of view, as always.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Twice As Good by EenieMeenie.Mione.Mo reviews
It wasn't our first kiss. But it was twice as good. *Percy/Annabeth oneshot* OOC and a bit AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Don't Look Back by Katako-Chan reviews
Thalia remembers. Set at the end of Titan's Curse. Thuke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Christmas with a Kiss Under the Mistletoe by percabeth777 reviews
One-shot and co-written. When Ms.Jackson throws a Christmas party, Percy is forced into a tux, many of his friends show up, all along with many more surprises. Can a small green plant sort things out between percy and Annabeth? Percabeth! Happy Holidays!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Not a date by iBookworm-chan reviews
Percabeth! Just a short one-shot that goes along with another story of mine. Can stand alone though. R&R, no flames!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Lightning Thief Movie Encounter by xXMuSiCFREAXXXSUNSHINE reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Thalia have an encounter with the up-coming movie The Lighning Thief. Cue dramatic music. Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuun!Twoshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Hope by Skates16 reviews
It’s not wise to give up on something you hold dear to you, or to lose a battle unless you are absolutely sure you’ve lost. I’ll help Luke become normal again and I’ll keep hoping for Percy. Drabble, Annabeth's POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Fatal Fall by Born of Osiris reviews
Percabeth Oneshot. Short. Rated T for language. Review please.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Percy's Father's Day by RedSoxClarinet17 reviews
As requested, I wrote a Father's Day story as the sequel to the Mother's Day Story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Annabeth's Mother's Day by RedSoxClarinet17 reviews
Sorry this is late. Percy helps Annabeth write Athena a Mother's Day card.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
The Lake Incident by Hpluvr7 reviews
Annabeth and Percy, by the lake, by themselves...need I say more? Percabeth! Read and Review, I want the good, the bad and the ugly, flames, why not? just REVIEW and u will get virtual cookies, I swear!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
One Moment by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Beautifully sweet Percy Annabeth one-shot at sunset. READ UNTIL THE END, because I promise you'll never read a better Percabeth ending!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Poison by absentminded.philosopher reviews
Luke has been ordered by Kronos to poison Thalia's tree. But does he want to do it at all? Please review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
I Would Bring You The Sun by The Dali Llama reviews
Are Percy and Annabeth becoming more than just frinds? Despite Posiedon and Athena's disaproval Annabeth realizes how much she and Pecry care about each other. Percabeth oneshot! ENJOY R&R. Since i forgots A disclaimer: I do not own PJO :' id mess it u
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2008
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Procrastination Time by Becky C reviews
While spending one winter's night trying to think of a plan to stop Kronos, Percy goes off on a sort of, er, tangent...Depending on how bored I get, I might turn this into a mini series. Yay! A slice of insanity for all!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2007
For Right Now by loveable-spazz reviews
Percy's moment to forget about being the son of one of the big three is inturrupted by Annabeth. Yup. That's it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
What Happened Afterwards by ChildInMe reviews
Oneshot on what happened after Thalia gets revived.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Percabeth Rhapsody by Becky C reviews
This is a collection of long poems about everyone's favourite couple...Percy and Annabeth xD The first one is called His Oceanic Eyes. The latest one, Too Long, is kind of depressing. It follows the glosa poetry format.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007
Love is Only a Feeling by Becky C reviews
Inspired by the Darkness's Love is Only A Feeling, this is a random oneshot about the half bloods who never get claimed...but come, child. I can help you avenge the life you could've had. I can ease your pain. Together, we can destroy the West forever...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Murderers of America reviews
Percy Jackson receives his mission: kill Annabeth Chase. He must gain her trust, and her affection. But how can Percy kill her, when he starts falling for her? He knows his life is in danger, along with his mother's, but how can he protect them all? AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,848 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Reunions reviews
Drabbles. Slightly AU. Takes place in the Camp Jupiter, but still includes characters that won't be traveling on the Argo II. The PJO characters reuniting with Percy after his memory is taken away.Percy doesn't have all his memories back. MoA fic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Percy J.
Paul, I'm a Demigod reviews
Percy and Sally decide that Paul should know the truth. Percy wasn't expecting it to be so hard, but with Paul not believing a thing he says, Percy realizes just how stubborn mortals can be. Will Paul ever accept the truth? After BoTL and before TLO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Son of Neptune reviews
The sequel of The Lost Hero.Takes place the same time as The lost Hero.Percy is found at the Roman camp,around the same time Jason disappeared and is granted a quest to save Vulcan from Mimas with a few of Jason's friends.They run into several obstacles.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,771 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
The Will of the Gods reviews
'He walks back to his tent, his white blond hair blowing in the wind, and his pitch black eyes full of evil mischief, a smirk playing on his slim lips.' takes place in Chap2 of SoN. 'After all, what fun is it to live in peace'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete