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Distorted by HoistTheColours reviews
Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,897 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Joker
Painted Faces, Part 2 by Alex Snape reviews
Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
The Little Thing I do for You by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Esme and Carlisle have been best friends since they were 18. Now, 10 years later they feel they've missed out on love. After coming back from vaction Carlisle has realized his feelings for Esme, but shes developed new feelings of her own!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
My Sweet Esme by hannahbananaroxsox reviews
All human. Esme first spots Carlisle when she moves to a new school and both leave a lasting impression on the other. What will happen when they meet again five years later? Alternating POV. Rated M for later chapters and mention of rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,641 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Esme, Carlisle
Sweet Temptations by Trepidatious.Musings reviews
Sixteen year old Esme finds herself given in marriage to a doctor she barely knows. Set in 1911. - but decided to include Edward, he is way too endearing to Carlisle and Esme to be left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,851 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Little Butterfly by Trepidatious.Musings reviews
They had everything in life, except life itself. A little miracle will brighten up Carlisle and Esme's lives, as the expression of their love comes to life in this POST Breaking Dawn fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,394 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Inside their minds by Sugargirl5 reviews
This story will contain all sorts of Cullen stories from everyone’s POV, now Charlie POV too. For example Rosalie's thoughts when she was being raped, Edward's POV of his and Bella's first kiss, Esme X Carlisle and Alice x Jasper romance...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,298 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009
Harleen and Jack by IAmHarleyQuinn reviews
If harley quinn and Jack met when they were teenagers...Joker/Harley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,777 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Relax by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
It wasn't cuddling when it was with another psychopathic madwoman. Harley/Joker Centric.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Joker - Complete
Dangerous Liaisons by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
A Different take on the origin of Harley Quinn and her Clown Prince of Crime. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Joker
Eyes by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
"Do you enjoy being creepy?" He asked her. "Do you enjoy killing people?" She retaliated. Harley/Joker Third Onshot in 'Stare' series.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Joker - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Morning Musings by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
The Joker finds himself in a promising predicament with a certain Clown Princess of Crime, Harley Quinn. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Joker - Complete
Arkham Interrupted by eternallost reviews
The Joker's experience of the dull asylum is interrupted by a doc named Harleen
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Joker
Top Five Foods You Shouldn't Eat On A Date by TheMoonIsLowTonight-funkyfish reviews
Five dates, five meals, five disasters. But Carlisle and Esme's new love life together just can't be stopped by a few glitches. ALL HUMAN, FIVE-SHOT. A/N AT END IS VERY IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ . :D x x x possible sequel, read and review : xxx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,860 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
New In Town by CarlisleandEsme reviews
all human. carlisle and esme are doctors working together. will they fall in love? this is my first fanfiction so be nice! suck at summaries. Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,043 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Try and act human by To love and be loved Esme reviews
Renee and Phil come and visit. While they are there Carlisle and Esme get a little naughty... Short Story and it's my first story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Dry Ice by TheMortician'sDaughter reviews
"It was a funny thing, love. It could seem to be deceiving, pointing you back to the person who had hurt you the most. But me, I trusted it." For some, adolescence is the epitome of their life's enjoyment - but for young Carlisle Cullen and Esme Platt, it's an entirely different story. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,812 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Maybe Baby by Alex Snape reviews
The unlikely story of a chaotic couple and the son they raised. My first fic, totally re-edited. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for swearing, graphic violence, and sexual content.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,098 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Amongst the Ruins by MelissaMargaret reviews
In the months following Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor, Esme Masen learns that strength is often born from agony, and sometimes the things we think we've lost find us again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,347 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Esme and Carlisle's daughter by Haley Reneee reviews
Before Esme was changed she had a baby girl, Ashlee. Ashlee found out that Esme and Carlisle were her mother and father and she set out to Forks to find them. But, will a certain Cullen take a liking to her?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
His Posession by IAmHarleyQuinn reviews
Classic heath ledger's Joker and Harley Quinn story
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
The Advantages of Traveling by texasunshine reviews
College student Esme Platt hoped for a fun semester abroad in London with the chance to explore a new country. The course her journey takes her on was never planned but it is something that she won't ever regret. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
One Reason: I Love You by Thamy88 reviews
She had shown me another side of life. The side of life that I had forgotten. Esme Had shown me the love. The problem is; she was a human. But I have a reason to risk.I love Her. - Carlisle x Esme "- And if Esme were the human?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
A Family is What You Make It by Hannie-May-Lousie reviews
What if The Cullen's weren't Vampires. What if they were a normal family? How would they're lives be? First Fiction for a while, first uploaded. Dunno if its been dont before, sorry if it has! Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,993 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
If Love Be Love by MelissaMargaret reviews
How does love move with such fluidity that nothing more is needed than a single touch to ignite the passion of intimacy… A series of one-shots offering a look into the intimate side of an everlasting love. Carlisle/Esme. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Le Mascherata by MelissaMargaret reviews
For months he watched her from afar, waiting for the night she would finally be his. Will she be able to see past the monster to the true man inside? A different kind of fairytale. AU. OOC. Darklisle. Bloodplay. 2nd place winner Summer Citrus Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,167 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Fall: A Story of Obsession by Calamity in Motion reviews
Something about him called to her, be it his mind, his voice, or his impossibly dark eyes, he was raw and uncompromising and when he spoke, though the words were harsh and wrong, he made SENSE. That, Harley knew, was the problem. To HER, he made sense.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,404 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Joker
Behind Closed Doors by AliceCullenSisters
Esme's life from the years of teenage-hood to later in life, her suicide attempt and then Carlisle's discovery... Crappy summary-should be good!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Esme
Career Day by AliceCullenSisters reviews
Starts with Esme s sophomore year in high school-career day. Skips to a day in her life. Could a chance encounter turn her world upside down? BAD SUMMARY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Esme, Carlisle
Painted Faces by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker meets Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Arkham Asylum and during their sessions, they are each trying to convince the other: just who is fooling who? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, some violence and some sexual references.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,859 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
I am In love with you Carlisle Cullen by ficti0nalworld reviews
It's a little love poem that Esme wrote to Carlisle. Please read and review it would mean a lot to me! Thank you! x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
True Romance by pyr0 reviews
A collection of Harley/Joker vignettes. Dark.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Rated R by AliceCullenSisters reviews
When producer Esme Platt comes into contact with actor Carlisle Cullen her life crashes. But thats all taken away when she switches lives with lead actress Renee Swan. In the midst of trying to find her own identity she starts to fall for the untouchable.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Esme, Carlisle
Our Midnight Waltz by Trepidatious.Musings reviews
In the past there was the obligation for an unmarried couple to be supervised by a chaperone. An adorably annoying Edward chaperones Carlisle and Esme during their first dance. A short scene of their romantic courtship at the beginning of the XX century.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Waterfall at Dawn by Mackenzie L reviews
Carlisle and Esme meet early one morning to "discuss" their present circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22/2011 - [Esme, Carlisle] - Complete
A Special World by JuleWhatev reviews
ON HOLD! IMPORTANT NOTE IN Ch10! Sequel to "A Special Patient" but can stand on its own. Starting with Esme's changing and how her life continues, focussing on the love story between Carlisle and Esme... rated M for later chapters! Enjoy! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,088 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
The Essence by AliceCullenSisters reviews
Carlisle and Esme go way back. When Esme is Rosalies new 1st grade teacher, Carlisle falls for her all over again. Can they but the past behind them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Carlisle, Esme
Dream of the Sky by MelissaMargaret reviews
A gift for her granddaughter ends up providing Esme a way to escape the rigors of adulthood and indulge in the carefree innocence of childhood. Canon. Carlisle/Esme. One-shot. Written for Mackenzie L.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Gymnast Harleen by eternallost reviews
Perhaps their first meeting wasn't at Arkham
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
Whatever Doesn't Kill You by Ergott reviews
"The scars were terrible, Harley, and I mean no disrespect to you by saying it, but when we saw them we all knew he'd come for revenge that night, come looking for a way to call in the debt he thought you were owed." JxH, Circus themed origin story.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Joker - Complete
Humanity by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. After admitting his love for Esme, Carlisle is changed into a vampire and forced away from her leaving behind a daughter, Bella. Esme stays with Charles to provide a life for her, praying she'll find Carlisle again. Full summary inside. CxE later BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,143 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Part of the Plan A Sequel by Calamity in Motion reviews
Over the last year, the Joker has managed to find himself enemies, and not just with Batman. Unfortunately, being at his side has put Harley in the crossfire. She managed to survive before, but how long can she last this time, and with her sanity in tact?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,997 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Joker
My Life Back Then by HollyShannenForever reviews
Esme tells her whole story to Bella in order to help her understand what life was like back in the 1920's-something that I thought should have been in the books!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Everything Ever Wanted by write321forever reviews
Esme suddenly becomes pregnant. Carlisle is having doubts at being a father to a baby-teenagers are so different. How will the couple cope as parents? Set during Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
Never Had I Fallen by MelissaMargaret reviews
Sometimes all it takes is one question to alter the direction of two lives forever, and forge the foundation for an eternal love. Canon. Carlisle/Esme.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Trust by Alex Snape reviews
The Joker's trust is a very valuable yet fragile thing...as Harley will soon discover. NOT A ONESHOT! Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, sexual content, and very graphic abuse. This is based off an event mentioned in On Her Own.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,819 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Fly Me Away by Olivia Dunham reviews
Carlisle has discovered new research that spark the interest of the Volturi, who are already on the verge of killing them. When Esme is used as a test subject, things turn worse, especially when Jacob and his pals decide its time for a visit. . . .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,992 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Pride, Predjudice, and Vampires by FacinelliFan882639s reviews
Carlisle is a runaway naval officer. Esme's father brings him back on the ship through impressment, and he finds out that war actually isn't so bad.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Starting over by AdorableFairy reviews
Esme and Bella is moving to Port Angeles. They are trying to move on after a tragic accident. They go to Forks hospital and Esme meets the friendly Carlisle Cullen. Dr. Cullen starts making Esme more happy than she has been for a long time. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Esme, Bella
Carlisle and Esme: First meeting by RayNicole reviews
A smutty version of Carlisle and Esme's first meeting. One which I wish happened, but would never of been. (This story has been edited)
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Broken Boy Soldier by Ergott reviews
Sequel to Steady As She Goes. One night with an alluring stranger shattered Doctor Harleen Quinzel’s well-ordered life, and now she’s scrambling to put the pieces back together while dealing with the madman known as The Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Joker - Complete
Appearances by Ebony reviews
About a month after moving back to Forks in 2003, Carlisle and Esme keep up appearances with one of the most basic human activities, and are reminded of one of the most basic human emotions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Oh, Sweet Seduction by dress her up in fairytales reviews
One-shot. Esme/Carlisle She killed a human, savagely, and drank all their blood, rejoicing as it soothed away the dry ache in her throat. How could she face after doing against everything he taught her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Grandpa Where Do Babies Come From by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
Little Nessie has a question that she must ask. Who else to turn to but her grandfather, he's a doctor, He'll defiantly know where they come from!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
For All Eternity by BMC1984 reviews
What happened after Esme jumped? Just a sweet one shot from Esme's POV as Carlisle and Edward help her adjust to life as a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Turning Esme by InsideYourDreams24 reviews
A nice little One-Shot on Carlisle's thoughts while turning his beloved into a vampire. This is from the special feature on the DVD, not the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
A Fairly Honorable Defeat by knit-wear reviews
After nearly two years apart Harley is called back to Gotham for the Joker's trial. Even after years of letting him twist her mind she knows sometimes it's impossible to stop loving someone-- no matter what they do to you.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,060 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Joker - Complete
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
A Carlisle & Esme Moment by Inscribed-on-my-heart reviews
A moment between the Doctor and his Missus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Carlisle's MidLife Crisis by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
There is a time in every man's life that he feels like he is being tied down and that his youth and freedom are gone. What will happen to the Cullen Family when Carlisle experiences these feelings. Carlisle is OOC in some chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
Black and White by Ren Sarine reviews
If Harley has to choose, the only decision she regrets making in the past two months is putting on that leopard print bra this morning. Not even coming here, to face her pretty imminent death. Oh, how mad! love is.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,456 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Joker - Complete
Love Makes Martyrs of Us All by KitMarlowe reviews
In a re-working of New Moon, Carlisle trades himself to free Edward from the Volturri. How far will Esme go to get him back, and what will be the final cost? PLEASE: Read the Warnings and A/Ns inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Esme, Carlisle
Bliss by Gi.Kodaly reviews
AU - Human. Carlisle POV. A cute Sunday morning between Carlisle, Esme and their kids. One Shot!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
I Could Kill You Sometimes! by I'll Be Your Angel reviews
Even vampires fight about silly things...and then make up ;D ....first fic, please R&R! Carlisle and Esme story complete! Bumped the rating up, just in case. It does get a little risque...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Ace in the Hole by Calamity in Motion reviews
Harley is the product of Gotham's rotting underbelly, and naturally her idolatry would lie with the creature that has struck fear in even it's protector. But when he returns her attentions, can she survive it? Nolanized version of Harley Quinn. Enjoy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,571 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Joker - Complete
Change by RavenpuffDisneyNerd13 reviews
My take on how Esme was added to the Cullen clan. CarlisleEsme.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
To Love and Protect by whitereflections12 reviews
CarlisleEsme This story begins in 1919, with Carlisle coming back just to check up on the woman he can't forget. Leaving her alone becomes almost impossible, however, when he sees just how her life has turned out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,276 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
His Red Ruby by AnmlLvr reviews
Esme wants Carlisle to be her husband. They have a romantic dinner and dance in the gazebo in the rain. No Edward, Alice, ect. One-shot. Esme is human and Carlisle is a vamp. Summary stinks, I know. Fluffy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Cullen Carnival by GeronimoPond reviews
The Cullens hit the carnival. Emmett pigs out, Jasper freaks out, Carlisle and Esme make out- what! Some all-around good, wholesome Cullen-y goodness! All Vamps, a tad OOC in some parts. M for some future chapters, maybe...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Tics by IronKitten reviews
A nervous tap of the finger, a thoughtless prod of a scar--Harley knew his every little movement. And she was going to have to use them if she wanted more of him. TDK, sort of could be a very early precursor to Fifteen Minutes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Fifteen Minutes by IronKitten reviews
It's been said that fifteen minutes was all it took for Harleen Quinzel to lose herself in the Joker. But even supervillain whirlwind romances need therapy. A Nolanverse interpretation of things, with references a-plenty to the comics. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete