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(Sonic OC #1)

Basic Information:

Name: Casper Ivy Valencia
Alias: The Opera Banshee and Casper the Friendly Ghost
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Species: Arctic Fox Mobian
Date of birth: October 31st
Place of birth: Green Hill Zone
Current residence: Starlight Zone City
Occupation: Opera Singer
Alignment: Good

Physical Description:

Height: 3’1”
Weight: 80 lbs
Appearance: She has white close lying fur that puffs out at her chest, white hair that's curly and is shoulder-length and is usually styled in loose curls and pale blue eyes that have silver slit pupils. In figure Casper would be a ‘cello’ shape, which means that she has broad shoulders, large breasts and large thighs and buttocks and kinda pudgy if you noticed hard enough. The right side of her face is heavily scarred.
Attire: A black Gothic/Victorian-style dress that’s lined with white frills and the top is sleeveless and shoulderless with a white corset around her waist, white stockings with black ballet flats. She also wears long white evening gloves, a silver choker with an amethyst oval-shaped pendant hanging off it, a black headband lined with white lace with a skull decoration at the ends with black ribbons hanging off them, a white half mask that covers the right part of her face and a silver bracelet on each wrist.

Personal Information:

Personality: She is classy, sweet, and timid. She's a hard worker and a kind hearted girl. She is very nice and talented. She is known to be a goody-two shoes. Is understanding and calm. She is fun-loving and tries to look at the positive aspects of life. Can tend to over react and be very sensitive. Is at first VERY creepy and scary. She can be giggly and can be very hard on herself. She isn't good at making jokes and she can get mad easily sometimes. She is a pacifist since she doesn't enjoy hurting people but will fight if it's necessary. She has a weird sense of fashion which she occasionally gets made fun of for. She's fairly clumsy and loves to be relaxed. But strangely despite her sensitive demeanor she doesn't care much about what other people think of her. She's very polite usually referring people as 'Miss' or 'Mister' when she first meets people and only calls her closest friends by their names without the formalities. She has a love for all things scary but doesn't want to appear scary to others and isn't scared by things normal people would be frightened by but can be scared by things people wouldn't consider scary.
Hobbies/Talents: Drawing, Singing and Cooking
Likes: Ghosts, Stories, Winter, Snow, Cold, Nighttime, Getting Company, Opera Music, Pop Music, Classy Outfits, Tea, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Science, Thunder Storms and Chocolate
Dislikes: Poltergeists, Boring Stories, Heat, Sunshine, Daytime, Being Alone, Country Music, Rap Music, Coffee, Vegetables, Doing Physical Activities, Bossy People and Sour Foods
Items: None
Vehicles: None
Trivia: (1) Has a tendency to talk in third person.

(2) She’s somewhat of a recluse since she rarely leaves her home and only leaves when her mother’s/father’s ghost encourages her to go outside for some fresh air.


Family: Ivory Valencia (Mother/Deceased) and Cyan Valencia (Father/Deceased)
Close Friends: Aphrodite Maxine (Ghost Girl), Cream the Rabbit and Vanilla the Rabbit
Other Friends: Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose, Tails Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Shadow the Hedgehog, Storm the Hawk, Thomas Angelo (Bandana Ghost) and Tomas Angelo (Bow Tie Ghost)
Romantic Interest: None yet…
Rivals: Rouge the Bat and Wave the Swallow
Enemies: Dr. Eggman, Mephiles the Dark, Metal Sonic, Jet the Hawk, Black Doom and Lillian Andrews

Battle Information:

Strengths: (1) Can see ghosts, talk to them, feel them and control them.
(2) Can phase through objects, levitate and become invisible much like a ghost.
(3) Quite intelligent and a good strategist.
Weaknesses: (1) Lacks physical strength which she makes up in intellect.
(2) Very gullible and naive.
(3) Burns easily in the sun and her eyes are sensitive to the sun.
Weapons: A Pair of Daggers
History: Casper used to be the daughter of famous opera singers Ivory Valencia and Cyan Valencia… until she and her parents were in a car crash while in the country side. The car was sabotaged by Lillian Andrews, since she was her parent’s opera apprentice but she wanted Casper’s parents out of the way so she could become the most famous opera singer in Starlight Zone City. Casper was luckily the one who got the least fatal injuries but her father died since his neck was broken and her mother was put on life support but was in a coma that everyone knew she wasn’t going to wake up from.

Trying to cover up her tracks, Lillian put the blame on Casper since she knew the public would suspect that the couples “troubled” daughter would be a possible suspect. Sadly the public agreed with Lillian and wanted Casper to be put in jail. But the police refused to arrest a child besides there wasn’t enough evidence not to mention lack of motive. But before they could send her to an orphanage, she ran away. She continued her life after leaving Starlight City and began to live in an abandoned house in the more forest-like part of Greenhill Zone and has made friends with the ghosts inside it.

The Sonic Characters I'm Like in Personality:

(1) Sonic: I'm like him because we both like to live our lives in the fast lane. Like him I'm impatient and don't like waiting for people. And I care for people and never try to hurt them unless necessary, also I try to not let my negative emotions show. I can be a bit cocky at times.

(2) Knuckles: Like him I don't know how to act around people and have a big temper.

(3) Shadow: I've suffered a deep loss of a friend as well and do seem a bit of a loner.

(4) Cream: Just like her I'm very naive and innocent and always has a little friend with me.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irre "">eedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (Which I don't.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Which I'm not thank very much!)

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw or read ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I write FANFICTION, so I MUST just a PORN AUTHOR and write only LEMONS
I write FANFICTION, so I MUST lack the ORIGINALITY to think up my OWN characters

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Only on certain things do I disagree.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Well I like to consider myself one.)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
(I actually curse quite badly when I'm annoyed enough.)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

1. Your real name: I like to call myself Madame Freaky.

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Rafexky

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Freaizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): White Pomeranian

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Savannah Terrace

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Chama

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Cola

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Edward Marmac

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Kitty, Black Raven and Black Ringo (I choose Black Kitty!)

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening credits: Best Friend's Boyfriend - Ke$ha

Waking up: Backstabber - Ke$ha

First day of school: Christmas Tree - Lady GaGa

Falling in love: Best Friend - Toy-Box

Fight song: My Sweet Passion - Unknown

Breaking up: Perfect Day - Clique Girlz (okay...)

Prom: What Do You Want From Me- Cascada

Life is just... ok: Sonic Underground Theme Song

Mental Breakdown: Fly on the Wall- Miley Cyrus

Driving: Everlong- Party Like a Rockstar- Shop Boyz

Flashback: Labels or Love- Fergie

Getting Back together: Girl Next Door- Saving Jane

Birth of child: Evacuate the Dancefloor- Cascada (weird...)

Wedding: Bad Romance - Lady GaGa

Final Battle: Our Solemn Hour- Within Temptation (How fitting)

Death Scene: Can't Stop the Rain-Cascada (hmmmm.)

Funeral Song: Dancing Queen- ABBA (Uhhhhhh...)

End Credits: Hollaback Girl-Gwen Stefani

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Nope. Don't plan on getting into one anytime soon.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? 6

4) Favorite candy bar? Butterfingers!

5) Favorite shoes? High-Heeled Boots

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes

7) Least favorite school subject? MATH!

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Not Exactly.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I've thrown up at the beach... while also in the water.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My favorite television shows.

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop and Hard Rock

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces

14) What time were you born? Around 5:00 AM

15) Do you like beer? I've had it, but I hated it.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Nahhh

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? IDK...

18) Are you sarcastic? Sometimes

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, White, Pink and Purple

20) How many watches do you own? 2

21) Summer or winter? Winter

23) Favorite color to wear? Black, White, Blue and Yellow

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your PED(portable electronic device)? Pink

26) Where is your second home? In Deerbourne

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes and I'm not proud of it.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1

30) How many video games do you own? Don't bother counting.

31) What was your first pet? A cat named Arrlo

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? Matters on the situation.

34) Do you use chapstick? Not anymore.

35) Name 3 teachers from your Elementary School. Ms. Jacket, Mrs. P and Mr. Little

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I guess Abercrombie

37) Are you too forgiving? Maybe.

38) How many children do you want? One or two. But I'll adopt.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? yeah, I think.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? BACON!!

41) Do you own a gun? Nope...

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah. Big mistake...

43) When was the last time you cried? Can't quite remember. Perhaps at least a week ago.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? write, write, write...

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Not sure.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Ha...yeah

47) Have you ever been in a castle? I wish...

48) Nicknames? Mar, Super Freak (my dad's play nickname) and Kitty

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope

50) Ever been to Kentucky? nope

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Well it's a fictional character of mine but I'm not sure if that counts.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yes

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Of course

57) Do you dye your hair? No

58) Does anyone like you? I'm not sure. Sometimes though I feel like maybe everybody hates me.

59) What year were you born? I'm not telling.

60) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's

63) Do you like yourself? Yes I do

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Can't really say. I love them both equally.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Voice

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Yes

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? No Way...

70) Ever broke a bone? Yes

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What's AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Did you notice there was no '61'? No

74) Did you scroll back up to see? Yes

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Niether

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yes I like her.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Not that I remember.

79) Do you have a birth mark? No

80) Do you own a car? I wish...

80) Did you notice there were three '74's'? And did you scroll back up to look? No and Yes

81) Can you cook? You bet.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. My siblings (At times)

2. Food not tasting as good as I thought it would.

3. Popular kids

83) Do you text message often? Don't have a phone yet.

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? Yeah I hit my knee on a broken pipe.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To go to New York City.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No because if I tend to get nightmares for a few days or I have trouble sleeping at night.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships all the way.

9) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes especially when it's fast-food.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? No but my little sister does.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Parents.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? SUPER annoying classmates.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Myself.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My Dad.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? A jerk named Parker that broke my heart by telling me he has a girlfriend after I gave him a whole bag of tootsies pops on Valentines Day.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My best friend.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My Mom.


101) Name one thing you want to stop. Homophobia, Racism, Sexism, there's too many to count.

102) What's your dream holiday destination? Paris, France

103) Who's you celebrity crush? Nobody

104) What's your favourite video game? Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racung Transformed

105) What's your favourite song right now? Rocket Candy by Leslie Mills

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (except I'm not crazy, I'm INSANE!)

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! (Colonel Bastard,Cherry Maiden,DiamondDust123 )

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, Icedragon012990, Night's Fang, StrawberryXThief, Ice Moon Hime, Seengot,elena21,Cherry Maiden, DiamondDust123

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you think that Antauri and Gibson are sexy, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, HiddenShadows798 Galaxina-the-Seedrian, DiamondDust123

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

If you are in love with Invader Zim, copy and paste this in your profile.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

The sorting hat says that I belong in Ravenclaw!

I'm a big fan of SRMTHFG! Here's a profile of my OC

Name: Malinda Morgan

Nicknames: Gothica, Creepy and Eerie

Age: Young

Gender: Female

Species: Robot Monkey

Fur Color: Black

Eye Color: Bright Yellow

Hair Color: Black

Personality: Malinda is a very mellow creature and calm not to mention quite quiet since she's not known to speak unless spoken to first. She's shown to extremely shy and timid and it takes a long time for her to open up to people. But while she's a mellow girl she's also one of the creepiest people you will ever meet due to her soft and eerie voice and her sharp-toothed smile which is almost always present on her face. Creepy atmosphere aside Malinda can be a very sweet and soft person who can be quite extreme with her emotions. She's quite observant and pays attention to the littlest of details that no one would pay mind to.

She’s a touchy-feely kind of person and doesn't quite know the meaning of 'personal space'. Though her mental health and stability has been questioned more than once, she's not as dangerous as she's pictured as by people. She's quite cheerful most of the time despite her need for acceptance and is always smiling which rarely changes unless feeling extreme emotion. For some reason she loves to scare people but immediately apologizes after having a good laugh and has a love for scary things. When she meets someone new she tends to follow them, hoping that they'll accept her as their friend but it usually doesn't work like that.

She has a lonely side due to her lack of friends and can go to extreme measures to relieve her loneliness. She’s also shown to be very nurturing and loves to care for things, no matter if they’re bigger or smaller then her and has shown to be also quite impish. When it comes to romance, she gets extremely flustered and lacks experience in romance. It’s actually quite difficult to scare or surprise Malinda. She is rarely ever serious and usually thinks everything is a joke but when she gets serious, she’s actually even scarier then she usually.

Love Interest: None yet...

Friends: Chiro, Otto, Sprx (At Times), Gibson (At Times), Nova, Antauri, Jin-May, Stormy (gryrofox12's OC) and Drago (Sonourge64's OC)

Family: Nocturne/Roberto Morgan (Father/Creator)

Rivals: Stormy, Sprx and Gibson

Enemies: Skeleton King (But also pities him.)

Likes: The full moon, nighttime, sparkly things, cooking, quiet places, order, shadows, seeing people smile, high places, playing her violin, scaring people, harmless pranks and watching others

Dislikes: The sun, daytime, bland objects, fast food, loud places, chaos, flashlights, seeing people sad, crowded places, her violin being taken away, people who fear her, harmful pranks and being caught

Abilities: Malinda's main powers are linked to darkness and shadows. Malinda first known ability is being able to manipulate and control shadows and is capable of making people's shadows into sentient beings that she can control. She can teleport through shadows as well as hid other people's shadows and watch them silently. She can also use shadows to manipulate the environment around her (ex. cut's a tree's shadow in half which would cause the tree itself to be cut in half). Her body creates fairly dangerous venom which she can inject into people which in small doses paralyzes people but in a large dose can kill someone. She's very agile and quite fast on her feet, not mention she's quite the acrobat.

Weaknesses: Light is her main weakness. Natural light weakens her powers and requires her to use much more energy to use them, makes her drowsy and makes her uninterested in her surroundings. Artificial light (ex. lamps, flashlights, etc.) doesn't affect her but if the intensity in the light increases a little beyond normal levels it starts to hurt Malinda and would require her to slither to a darker space, same thing with natural light (ex. a sunny summer day). And while Malinda is fast and agile she lacks physical strength and has shown to be quite fragile and dainty.

Flaws: She is VERY shy and lacks social skills so it's sometimes hard and even awkward to converse with her. Her imposing appearance and powers makes it hard for her to gain the full trust of others. She can sometimes be very childish and her loneliness can sometimes cloud her judgment and common sense. Her impish traits can sometimes turn into downright mischievousness which can cause trouble and the fact she doesn't know what personal space is makes some people a little nervous to be around her.

Hobbies/Talents: Cooking, dancing and playing her violin

Favorite Color(s): Dark purple, light gray, red and black

Favorite Food(s): Apple pie

Favorite Drink(s): Hot cocoa

Weapons: Acid claws

Clothing: (Top) A bright red shirt with a dark purple collar that doesn't cover her shoulders with one long-sleeve that has a dark purple border at the end of the sleeve and the other sleeve is merely an extension of the collar around her shoulder.

(Shoes) Brown knee-length boots that has a thick dark purple line going doing the middle with horizontal segments, white toes and black metallic soles and heels.

Physical Attributes: (1) Malinda is quite small in size and appears VERY frail and dainty.

(2) She has freakishly sharp and long teeth with a few random snaggletooth's poking out.

(3) The pupils of her eyes are black colored and slit-shaped.

(4) She has a long, thin and jagged scar running vertically over her mouth going from her left cheek to her right cheek, going over her lips in the process as a few scars on the organic part of her tail.

(5) Both her arms and legs are robotic with a few scratches on them in random spots.

(6) She has a long forked tongue.

(7) She has short and spiky hair with her bangs covering her left eye.

Background: Malinda Morgan was created by Dr. Roberto Morgan on an unknown date. She was the doctor's first creation that he engineered himself, even using some of his DNA when he first created her body from scratch which biologically makes her his daughter. When Malinda had awakened she was amazed by this new world and had accepted Roberto as her father. But over the few months after she was "born" Roberto slowly began to mutate into a shadow-like creature.

Unknowingly to Malinda, Roberto had used dark energy to grant her the power to control shadows which made gave her abnormal eyes and sharp teeth. But while she only mutated slightly, the dark energy was corrupting her creator physically from the inside out. One night the transformation was complete and Roberto ended up giving Malinda the scar on her mouth and the scratches on her arms and legs. He ran away after he snapped out of it, thinking that Malinda would never forgive him for what he did. Now sure what to do Malinda went to the Hyperforce for help. They were wary of helping her but in the end when they found Roberto and he apologize to Malinda she joined the Hyperforce and began to stay with them in their home.

True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Her name was Auroura

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then re-post this on your profile.

Here is a story about a victim of a drunk driver. If you cry, don't feel bad. I almost cried.

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending
Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
The other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good-bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.

This Or That: This

Pepsi or Coke: Coke (Tastes WAY better.)

McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendy's (Go there all the time!)

Chocolate or Vanilla: Niether

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate

Kiss or Hug: Both (But mostly hugs.)

Dog or Cat: Cat

Rap or Punk: Pop

Summer or Winter: Winter (Hey who dosen't like snow days.)

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies (I'm always up for a good laugh.)

Love or Money: Love

Random Stuff:

What country do you want to visit?: I guess I would have to say Paris or Italy

How do you want to die?: I'd rather not say but I guess in my sleep.

Get along with your Parents: Yup!

Health Freak: I care about what I eat but I love junk food and health food.

Believe in Yourself: Of Course!

Want to go to College: Depends if I don't work out as a singer.

Do you Smoke: Never!

Do you Drink: Never!

Shower Daily: Only once a week because of my hair and skin.

Been in Love: Only once.

Do you Sing: I LOVE to sing! :)

Want to get Married: Sure!

Do you want Children: Maybe.

Hate anyone: A few people but I prefer to keep them private.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: I guess either at Zim's base or at the Skool.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Um... *blushes* I guess Zim.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gir because he's so freaking funny!

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: Not to offend anyone but I guess Tak because you have to admit she's kind of mean. But it's not really hate more of a strong dislike.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain" that episode was so flippin' funny!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: Gir cause he's so funny and random.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: The purple one because he's really funny.

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: Ask him if he's a alien and he lies play along with the act if not help him with his plans for world domination.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: Gir because he would go berserk! XD

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Dib I guess because he's way smarter then me.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: "Okay why not. I have nothing else to do."

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: As weird as it is DibXZim.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: Laugh with them on Probing Day and eat snacks with them.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hanging at Zim's base with Gir eating tacos. If Dib comes by then chaos will ensue.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "Maybe you're right... maybe I'll get a giant burrito too!"

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer: As said before, any time he accuses someone of lying. I also enjoy:

Kid: *hit with dodgeball* Ow! My organs!

Zim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Inferior human organs! *hit with dodgeball* OH! My squeedily spooch!

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer: In "The Nightmare Begins" when he tries to convince the class Zim's an alien and when he chases Zim all around town.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: Not sure they're all pretty funny.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

My Answer: I love all the Gir moments especially this one:

Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!


20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Can't reply to that I'm afraid.

A Bit About Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late now

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you actually gasped/screamed when the story above ended with murdered me, copy and paste this into your profile...


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the Secret Saturdays should always stay on air copy this onto your profile and turn on your TV every sat. night at nine, you don't have to watch it but just support it!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover (So...many...bishies XD), Aunna (Ponyboy Curtis!!!), DiamondDust123 (Chiro from SRMTHFG!, Zak Saturday and Optimus Prime)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

(Mario OC Profile #1)

Name: Carmen Koopman

Nicknames: Little Sis', Tiny and Albino Freak

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Species: Koopa

Height: 3’4”

Weight: 99lbs

Scale Color: White

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Gold

Personality: Carmen on a daily basis is quite cheerful and rare that she is ever in a bad mood. Some people would classify Carmen as a geek or a nerd and that is true to an extent but while that tidbit is true she is also a really kind person since she see’s being mean to others not really all that rewarding for others or for her. Though Carmen does have a tendency to trip over her own feet whether she’s walking on flat ground or not but is also fairly smart for her age. She’s also quite stubborn so it’s rare that you can persuade her out of a decision she has made herself. Carmen has a deep love for animals especially Chain-Chomps and even keeps one as a pet. She herself is a very loving and affectionate person to people she cares deeply for. However she is also a bashful person and can be reluctant to draw attention to herself and can be a shy Koopa in certain situations as well as childish since she’s barely matured at all. Carmen can be laidback as well and isn’t one to get too stressed over a little thing and is quite happy-go-lucky since she rarely gets upset over her failures or mistakes. However she can be sensitive both physically and emotionally.

Family: Marilyn Koopman (Mother), Giovanni Koopman (Father) and Isaac Koopman (Older Brother)

Love Interest: Iggy Koopa

Friends: Bowser Junior, Iggy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa, Morton Koopa Junior and Wendy O. Koopa

Enemies: Antoinette Koopla

Likes: Animals, Shiny Objects, Flowers, Music, Singing, Playing her Violin/Piano, Sweaters, Ribbons, School, Reading, Sweet Foods, Science, Conducting Experiments and Learning

Dislikes: Getting in Trouble, Messes, Makeup, Silence, Dresses/Skirts, Being Called a Freak, Sour Foods, Dancing, Getting Scared, Parties, People Getting Angry and Tripping Over her Feet

Abilities: Carmen possesses a magic wand that fires both magic blasts as well as golden ribbons that can be used to wrap tightly around her opponents and then cause them to spin around uncontrollably after pulling them free or to be used as whips. She is also a fast runner and can throw quite strong kicks for her size. Carmen is also fairly smart for her age but she isn’t capable of said intelligence in combat yet.

Weaknesses: Carmen is a pacifist and prefers not to fight unless she has a reason and would rather talk her way out of conflicts which doesn’t work as much as she wish it would. She gets injured easily since she is physically sensitive. Carmen also gets scared easily as well and is quite jumpy especially when she’s heavily focused on something. She can barely see at all without her glasses and has to wear them all the time to see.

Hobbies/Talents: Singing, Conducting Experiments, Playing her Violin/Piano and Reading

Favorite Color(s): Maroon, Pastel Yellow, Pastel Pink, Brown and Gold

Favorite Food(s): Sticky Cinnamon Buns and Ice Cream Pizza

Favorite Drink(s): Hot Chocolate and Smoothies

Clothing: A horizontal zigzag maroon and pastel pink striped sweater that’s a little loose on her, brown spiked bands around her wrists and ankles, a pair of large circular glasses and a brown spiked choker.

Weapon: (Magic Wand) Carmen’s wand has a silver staff-handle and is topped with a large bulbous gold- colored gem.

Physical Attributes: (1) Carmen is a little bit on the chubby due to her extreme sweet tooth and lack of exercise.

(2) Her hair is long and straight, stopping right below her shoulder blades in length.

(3) The tips of her fingers and toes are white sharp-pointed claws with the claws on her hands usually painted a gold color.

(4) She has a pair of singular blunt fangs that poke out of the sides of her mouth.

(5) Her shell is a pastel yellow with a white encasing and her blunt spines are surrounded by maroon rings with her tail peeking under her shell.


There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of Ashley as OKAY,but he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course
she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to steal Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,Courtney asked
Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what movie theatre and what

Ashley approached the movies that night
and followed Jack and Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them
get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the theatre.
Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and skip this boring movie?"

He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.Jack and her were messing
around and Ashley watched the whole

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in her closet
dead... she commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so much.
Next to ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.
I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really
loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know about Courtney.

Thank you

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart

Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

A Real Boyfriend ...

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When shes quiet===[ Ask her whats wrong]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away==[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you==[ she really does more than you could understand... True that]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes===[ don't look away until she does ]


When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away... EVER]

When she says it's over===[ she STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she sends this===[ she wants you to read it ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

-DON'T let her have the last word

-NEVER call her hot, pretty, beautiful, and gorgeous are SOOO much better

- Say you love her more than she could ever love you, she'll really like that

- Argue that she is the best girl ever even if she doesn't think so

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go, it'll make her feel safe

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her until you get the truth

- Because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you

- Tease her and let her tease you back, just don't be too mean

-Stay up all night with her when she's sick, love is the cure

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

- Let her know she's important

- Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;'Who's butt am I kicking today baby?'

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Girl: Hey

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later.

Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out with
someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her too but was afraid of what his friends would think)

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.
Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do.

2 hours later, her mom came home and heard the bath water running.

She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site.

The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red.

She walked over to see what was inside and screamed.

There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists.

Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye.

On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?"

No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know.

A person's appearance doesn't count.

What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
"So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?"

A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls?

1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when they sleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...


1. Iggy Koopa

2. Chiro

3. Bowser

4. Ludwig Von Koopa

5. Antauri

6. Rosalina

7. Sonic the Hedgehog

8. Gibson

9. Michelangelo (2012 Version)

10. Donnatello (2012 Version)

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I told you not to drink that can of Coke-Cola so late at night!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Bowser... *Threatens to squirt body wash in his eyes* OUT!!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

...Well you guys are both turtles... sorta.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I didn't know you could cook Antauri.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I warned you not to play with those chemicals Gibson! But did you listen to me? NO!

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Smacks Mikey's head* I'm giving you five seconds to take that back Mikey.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

He's probably really busy with trying to get with April.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Create an invention to capture them and turn them into the police.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Carry me to the nearest hospital while cheering me up along the way.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A spiked choker and spiked braces like his!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Use his duplication magic to find me quicker.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Calmly tell me that I must focus more on my objective then what others think of me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Eye twitches repeatedly*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me out on a run and maybe stop for chili dogs.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Hug me and promise me to go out for pizza whether I win or lose.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Donnatello: It can be that funny. *Watches Youtube video*


Donnatello: *Rolling on the floor laughing*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because of his silly and crazy personality and his cool appearance.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

...Well you both have similar personalities. It makes sense. I won't judge.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Probably not since they'd be evil like Bowser.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Remains silent* No. Just... no.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Appear suspicious* Rosalina? Are you sure?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Does my hair look THAT weird spiky?

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Please with your intelligence and sexy- I mean charming British accent you'll get one like *clap my hands* THAT!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

Decide whether or not it's wrong to fall in love with a giant humanoid teenage turtle.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I would watch them silently and figure it would have happened sooner or later.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Maybe they are having some father-son bonding.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Iggy is just a kid and who knows how Rosalina is!

Would 2 trust 5?

Of course, they are like father and son already.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Donnie: *Whacks Ludwig with his Bo staff*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Hm... Iggy definitely Science and Antauri... History.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I'd be surprised if they could get along at all, let alone the in the kitchen.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Sonic, shoe salesman. Mikey... pizza chef.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Do they even have hair at all?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Of course she would. Counting the fact she would treat Mikey like her son.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Maybe they are revealing brotherly secrets to one another.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Iggy would probably laugh and Donnie would chase him everywhere.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Use it as blackmail to get Chiro to give him some of his Sun riders comics.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Probably not.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

OH DANG IT!!! I knew I was forgetting someone on the guest list!

7 won the lottery?

Use it all on chili dogs.

8 had quite a big secret?

Gibson: I have a crush on Sprx.

Me: YES!!! My biggest fanfic dream come true!

9 became a singer?

I can NOT picture Mikey singing. Plus he can't have that much attention. Mutant, remember.

10 got a daughter?

Probably with April.

What would 1 think of 2?

Probably think of him as a goody-two shoes.

How would 3 greet 4?

...I can't picture that.

What would 4 envy about 5?

His wisdom or his telekinesis powers.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Uh... they both wear/are blue?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Making fun of his accent.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Through maybe a portal accident that would transport Gibson to New York city.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he doesn't have a chance with April.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

How insane he is and how what he is capable of.

Is 3 Gay?

...Next question before I say something I shouldn't say.

How do you feel right now?


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Transformers Questions

1) Your favorite Transformer?

It's a three way tie between Optimus Prime, Starscream and Knock Out


(Optimus Prime) Welcome him to Earth and ask him questions about where he came from.

(Knock Out & Starscream) Quickly flatter them mercilessly about their looks.


(Optimus Prime) Thank me for my greeting and answer my questions.

(Knock Out & Starscream) Be too busy agreeing with my compliments to say anything about my reaction to them.


(Optimus Prime & Starscream) As strange as it may seem I picture them both listening to classical music such as Beethoven or Mozart.

(Knock Out) Pop or rap music.


Yes I do. I have quite a few one me at the time.


You'll find out when the fanfiction featuring them come out... if I ever get to writing them.


Optimus Prime and Bulkhead. I find the former actually a little handsome & heroic and I find the latter adorable ESPECIALLY in Transformers Animated.


Dancing to pop music in a silly way when no one was looking.


For once I can't actually decide. Three way tie between Knock Out, Breakdown and Starscream.


Tango dancing... yeah I'm not a normal person.


As usual fight each other. Is it too much to ask them to be nice each other for once?


Hm... that's a tough one but I don't really like Sentinel Prime and it's pretty obvious why. But I feel sorry for him as well, in a way.


Airachnid. Even though I love how she acts in the Japanese dub of Transformers Prime, I still hold a grudge for her killing Breakdown.


(Optimus Prime) I doubt he would want to with the chance 'Cons might use them for hostages or bait for traps.

(Knock Out) ...It would be VERY tempting but only if we can paint at least one of them in my favorite colors.

(Starscream) If most look like him then possibly.


Optimus Prime/Knock Out (Prime), Optimus Prime/Bulkhead (Animated), Starscream/Knock Out (Prime) and Breakdown/Knock Out (Prime)


No... maybe... yeah and I'm proud of it!


Hm... Volkswagen Beetle or a Mini Cooper or maybe a PT Cruiser.


Oh that's a tough one... I guess Arcee but more in Animated then in Prime actually.


As tempting as it would be to join the Decepticons I'll always pick the Autobots.

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when…..

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (I have my moments where I gaze at one but nothing more...YET.)
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun.
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once. (Hasn't happened yet but it will and I will laugh)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime (Everytime I see a simple red semi truck I think of Optimus Prime.)
-You name your green Jeep Hound
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. (Currently, I want them to 'crash' my school. Preferably when my classmates are out of there however.)
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (I've thought that so many times it's not even funny.)
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (Then I usually think of Optimus Prime without all his armor on. Cue me blushing and sweating.)
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice. (Haven't gone there... YET.)
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (Eh sad but true.)
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguse.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee. (As much as I hate to admit it, yeah.)
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s. (I will find out Stan Bush. I WILL!)
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (Sadly I'm afraid of heights.)
-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor. (I'd prefer Dr. Knock Out or Dr. Ratchet.)
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (I'd rather have my own Optimus Prime or Smokescreen.)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwave's. (Please even Shockwave isn't that uptight!)
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. (Nope since my friends are as crazy about Transformers as I am! Well maybe not AS obsessed as me but they still like it.)
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (I can do that without even trying!)
-You say you are the real Prime. (*Sigh* A girl can dream.)
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground.
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. (Some I think are 'Cons while I think others are 'Bots.)
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble. (If I had any. I could call my younger fraternal twin brother and sister that however. And now I will.)
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots. (I have a tendency.)
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” (I'll leave the leadership to the ones who are better at it.)
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group. (I picture my Mom and and Dad Autobots while my little sister is a kooky Decepticon/Neutral.)
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it. (Yep.)
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron. (I will now!)
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop. (Oh the ideas in my head right now.)
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon. (I doubt some of my classmates even know who Megatron is. But yeah, I think that.)
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one. (Now I do.)
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding. (Does it count if I've been both 6 and 10?)
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now. (I actually call certain energy drinks that.)
-You refer soda as Energon as well. (Yep. That's stuff my own Energon.)
-You want to move to Iacon. (Slag yeah!)
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su. (Maybe...)
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo. (It's tempting but I'm not THAT obsessed.)
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. (I prefer What the Frag!)
-You call your soul a spark now. (I consider my heart that.)
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (I actually considered going to a Pop Culture fair in Canada for one day just because Optimus Prime was on the flier... yeah I'm that into him. ;)
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way. (Maybe...)
-You think sneaking onto a military base will let you see the Autobots. (I would so do that if I didn't end getting arrested for that.)

-You think Optimus Prime is watching you and guarding you when you narrowly escape something bad happening to you. (I actually think that quite a bit now.)

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Pretty Cure Entwined Hearts by TwinklingCupcake reviews
[fanseries] Hiromi and Aki were two normal girls beginning a relationship. Now they'll have to be Pretty Cure beginning a relationship! The land of Kokoro is in trouble, a Cure has been taken hostage, and Pretty Cure Entwined Hearts will have to make sure Shitsuren doesn't replace all love with heartbreak and despair!
Pretty Cure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/7/2014
The Big and The Incredible by Doctor Darth reviews
The Big Hero 6 team enters the world of superheroing, and who should they meet but superheroes of an Incredible sort? Takes place shortly after the events of Big Hero 6 and The Incredibles.
Crossover - Incredibles & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible, Baymax, Hiro Hamada
The Tomboy and The Beast by AliceStar reviews
Daisy is the tomboyish, clumsy yet fiery princess of Sarasaland and King Bowser is absolutely smitten. As a result chaos, turmoil and humor ensues. Why? Because things are never easy for the desert blossom.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 521,862 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Daisy, Bowser
Revenge by Kitty Seeboo reviews
He looked to the mask. That's right. Callaghan had stolen this from Hiro. Using the Microbots – Hiro's own technology – to attack him and his companions, his Baymax. His greed was the catalyst for Tadashi's death.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Baymax, Hiro Hamada, Professor Callaghan - Complete
Twisted Spider Love Chase by Yoshi 2.1 reviews
The main summary is inside. Read and Review
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Airachnid, Yoshi
Trapped and Treasured by ChloeBee AlexisPrime reviews
"The sounds were growing, as were the shaking of the cave's walls. It had only been luck that had kept the Decepticon and Autobot leaders alive, and it seemed like their luck was running out." Megatron/Optimus
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Sparks by xdragonslayerx reviews
Set during the events of Transformers Prime: Orion Pax 1-3. With Orion Pax at his side once more, Megatron feels the stirring of desires long forgotten.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Give Me the Green Light by newvagabond reviews
Ratchet/Optimus. Obligatory Synth-En ficlet. Non-sticky. Mwahaha. Written as a refresher between other fics. Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Autobot Boot Camp by SilverRayan reviews
Sometimes the best gifts are given to you by your enemies. Normally they don't even realize what they are throwing away TFA AU in which Shockwave attends boot camp with Optimus. The bunny was harvested from dreamerchaos over at the bunny farm
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shockwave, Optimus Prime
New Year's Kiss by Detective Rysposito reviews
Raf is feeling alone on New Year's Eve because everybody is going to get a kiss except him. Miko and Jack have each other, but who does he have? He thinks no one, but a certain somebot may change his mind about that. Mostly Bee/Raf, some Jack/Miko
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Raf E., Bumblebee - Complete
Smiles, Cuddles, and Maybe Kisses 2 by BooLoo2 reviews
TFP: AU-Shattered Glass verse. In which Starscream's still in love, Megatron's starting to get it, Knockout's giggly, Breakdown and Arachnid are having a moment, and the ever romantic Soundwave's got a case of brother's love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Complete
Figgy Puddin' Is Not a Repellent by monmon-K reviews
Transformers Rescue Bots: The bots never experienced Christmas back on Cybertron, and it's up to the their partners to teach them. Will everything go all right? Just a cliché story about humans teaching alien lifeforms about the spirit of Christmas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Heatwave, Blades - Complete
Ruins by SeascapeMural reviews
After having his mind scavenged for the truths of his intentions, Starscream must come to terms with the invasion. And who better to help than Doctor Knock Out?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Smiles, Cuddles, and Maybe Kisses by BooLoo2 reviews
TFP: AU-Shattered Glass verse. Starscream's in love with his Lord, Megatron's spark-warmingly oblivious, Knockout's a shameless cuddle-bug, Breakdown's has mommy feels, and the Vehicons wear their colors proudly. Shameless, pointless fluff, enough said. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Twilight Had an Accident by BlueTiger321 reviews
Parody of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Twilight becomes a recluse after an accident, so Applejack and Pinkie Pie try to convince her to go outside. Can they do it, or will Twilight live in her home for the rest of her life?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
I'm Your Biggest Fanatic by BlueTiger321 reviews
Parody of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode. Rainbow Dash is given the chance to join the Wonderbolts, but Spitfire is really trying to humiliate her. But what will happen when they're faced with a true challenge?
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Rainbow Dash, The Wonderbolts - Complete
Not Now, Wheeljack! by Detective Rysposito reviews
Ratchet and Wheeljack are alone at Base. All Wheeljack wants to do is have some fun, but Ratchet has to work. But, with all of Wheeljack's flirting and charm, it's hard for Ratchet to resist. Ratchet/Wheeljack Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Don't Laugh at Me by Detective Rysposito reviews
Vince humiliates Raf in front of the whole school. What happens, surprises the Auotbots, worries the humans, shows Ratchet's caring side and causes Bee to want to go blow up the little fragger. Can they help light their friend's darkest hour? Based on song, 'Don't Laugh at Me' by Mark Wills.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Raf E., Bumblebee - Complete
Medic by SeascapeMural reviews
Flightless, trine-less, alone... He is nothing, not anymore. So why did the medic come?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
The Sweet Control Experiment by Ellanore Einstein reviews
Bayverse:PostROTF This story is a request from Sonadow56. When Optimus is captured by the cruel Decepticon Shockwave is held prisoner in the twisted scientist's lab with various devices of ecstasy strapped to his body... he soon finds the question becomes not to escape but to not break in a haze of pleasure... Stickyness involving ShockwavexOptimus! Review if you like!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Shockwave, Optimus Prime - Complete
Blood and Magic by Princess Thil Galel reviews
Celty was once human, until she awoke as a robot monkey with few memories of her past. While captured by the Skeleton King, she met the monkey he created to be a killer. Fang has a wild bloodlust, high aggresion and a willingness to kill. But there is a secret buried deeper with both of them. Fang isn't what appears, and neither is Celty. Can she tame him, and save herself as well?
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - unknown 1, unknown 2
Enchanted to Meet You by cartuneslover17 reviews
Instead of going to a garden party in Canterlot, the 'pony everypony knows' Fancypants had decided to venture into the Everfree Forest. The thrill of adventure pounding in his heart like a certain DARING pony we all know , there were two things he didn't expect while exploring the forest: 1 A mysterious figure with turquoise eyes. 2 A beautiful yet fateful plant.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Fancypants, Zecora - Complete
The Monster Inside by Jamcakes reviews
Spike is wide awake late at night concerned if he'll become more like other Dragons when he grows up.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
A Music Lesson by BirchTreeWoman reviews
What if Christine never ripped off the Phantom's mask after "Music of the Night?" In this story their relationship remains intact, and Christine returns to the Phantom for singing lessons. And yet she is of course still curious about what lies under the mask. Currently a oneshot but this could change.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Love Gone Wrong by Lilly Winters reviews
After a spell goes terribly wrong, Twilight and Spike must deal with the side effects. What are the side effects? Well, it consists of the six ponies falling in love with Spike! Hilarious one-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
My Angel has Returned by cursedegyptiansupertermites reviews
What would happen if The Vicomte de Chagny had left Christine and Erik was watching? Right now, it's a oneshot, but my PotO friend and I might post more. Rating isn't fully T, but that may change, so I'm rating it K for now. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Denied me and Betrayed me by Lillian Kayl reviews
Christine is deformed in a fire, and Raou refuses to marry her. So she goes back to Erik. After becoming engaged, Erik must now help her back to the light and teach her to sing once more. Will Raoul come back for her? EC... maybe...just kidding!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
My hero by artsygirlzPOW reviews
Christine has her first encounter with the Phantom when he saves her from being raped. Very interesting mystery...? Lol. R&R
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady by Takashidaimao reviews
So, what do you get when you combine a Transformers obsession, two Screwdrivers, a rum and coke, and some good old Aerosmith? This. This is what you get. Prime-verse oneshot. Dreadwing x Starscream. Slash. Reviews are adored! *Due to the recent uproar concerning sexually explicit material on the site, I have edited this story to conform to FFnet TOS.*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Dreadwing, Starscream - Complete
Their Curse by BespectacledScribbler reviews
She did not like the fact that she was gifted with such beauty while her mentor is given with such hideousness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
What's Worth Protecting by Mako Red Eyes reviews
TFP: Soundwave knew better than to act on impulse, but doesn't always listen to his own advice. In saving the human's life, Soundwave dramatically alters his own. Xeno slashfic 24yr old RafaelxSoundwave
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Soundwave, Raf E. - Complete
Leashed by Kyouningyou reviews
Jonathan's first escape attempt was not successful. The Count reinforces his earlier proclaimation of ownership. Rated for nudity and hints of slash. Oneshot.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Dracula, Johnathan Harker - Complete
I Remember by Sanzo2332 reviews
Chrisitne awakens in the Phantom's lair after the Music of The Night
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
I'll Follow You Til You Love Me by Ellanore Einstein reviews
Half a mech inside his spark from the loss of his mate, Knockout begins clawing through the tunnel of madness toward what he obsessively believes is his light at the end... Optimus. OptimusxKnockout smut ahoy! Review if you like!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out - Complete
Night Obsession by ithaswhatitisnt reviews
Erik decides the time is right to steal Christine from her mundane life...away from people who don't appreciate her and will never love her the way he can. One-shot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Man Behind The Mask by RedBowhemian reviews
Who is the real man behind the mask? Is he a man or a monster? One-Shot. Rated M for sexual content. Reviews welcome and appreciated.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Meet Mary Sue! First Parody Fic by Leonardo DiCaprio reviews
Meet Mary, just your average pretty, sexy mary-sue who has her eye on something special. Find out about her life and death and how it made an impact on everyone's lives...HAHAHA! Created for the lulz! Tell meh how much you hate MARY SUES!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate and Fortunate Events by v2point0 reviews
A collection of short TF drabbles of various pairings, continuities and ratings. Slash, het and gen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 38,350 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 5/21/2009
Civil Disobedience by Heart of a Music Box reviews
Jonathan Harker has disobeyed Count Dracula and chosen to sleep somewhere other than his own bedroom. Here is my take on what would happen if he chose another room, instead of the one housing the Brides. Dracula/Jonathan slash .
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Dracula, Johnathan Harker
Manhunt by Mighty ANT reviews
Prime. A human child has somehow gotten aboard the Nemesis. Coincidentally, Orion Pax is the one to find him. Slight AU -Oneshot-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Optimus Prime, Raf E. - Complete
Unrequited by paxtofettel reviews
For as long as she could remember, Twilight had always seen Spike as a friend and assistant. However, as Spike matures, she begins to develop stronger feelings for him. Will Spike return these feelings?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Spike, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Rival Survival by Asher Tye reviews
Caught on a battlefield by accident, Raf finds his life in peril, only to be saved by the last person he'd expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Raf E., Soundwave - Complete
Killing Mary Sue by Paleo Prints reviews
Twilight has issues with the new mare in town. Her friends don't see it; so what if Pinnacle is smarter, prettier, more connected and has more talents than all of them put together? Twilight knows the only possible solution involes a sledgehammer.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
Rarity's Diary by paleowriter reviews
Rarity muses on the latest events in MLP: FiM. Inspired by "Secret of My Excess".
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
How Could I Ask For More? by StarlitxSky reviews
A flufftastic epilogue of sorts to He Doesn't See Me and Incomplete Without Him. Also spoilerific - don't read unless you've already finished both tales. Many thanks to all who supported these two stories; you guys rock.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - [Bowser, OC] - Complete
I'm here, nothing can harm you by Phantom 31 reviews
Christine is ill and Erik takes her back to his lair to care for her.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Peach the Hero, or, How Mario Didn't Get Any Cake by EuphrosyneUnlimited reviews
Mario has been captured, and someone new must take up the position... but just WHAT is Bowser doing? Mario/Bowser
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Bowser, Mario, Peach - Complete
He Doesn't See Me by StarlitxSky reviews
Originally posted on my AO3 account on 03/10/11. Bowser attempts to kidnap Peach yet again, but thanks to a mix-up, his underlings don't bring back the princess he really wants...or do they? Note added 03/10/15: Wow, this story is 4 years old already! I'm so happy so many of you have enjoyed it!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,209 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - [Bowser, OC] Bowser Jr., Koopalings - Complete
Need by StupidBolts reviews
He'd forgotten how much he needed Orion Pax. Oneshot. Any begging for more chapters will be promptly ignored.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Want by SterlingSuspenders reviews
"I let you walk all over me, Squidboy. I always came when you called." - Tired of being stepped on, the newly turned Ed decides to take what he wants. Ed/Charley
Fright Night - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Ed L., Charley B. - Complete
Just Wanted For The Pizza by shadowxofxdarkness reviews
Dawn is forced to live in the city and work in a pizzeria when her parents leave her to travel the world. A normal pizza delivery will change her life forever when she delivers to April O'Neil. OCxturtle
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,727 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
The New Girl by DrumlineShawty reviews
New girl in Casper High. She's French. She's NOT a halfa, and she's NOT a sue! YAY! Mentions of DxS, has Tuck in it too! Kinda anti-Sue. Someone on here ruined French characters so this is me proving some French characters are good. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
38 Touch by McRiggs reviews
Alternate story-line for what happens in front of the museum in "Deus Ex Machina" Slashy to the core, and a wee bit kinky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Optimus Prime, Knock Out - Complete
Discovery on the ARK by DrumlineShawty reviews
Shadow and Rouge discover something disturbing on the ARK. Warning, MARY-SUE BASHING. Fun! Rated T for language.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
Love, Strange and Wonderful by Cartoon Dragon reviews
A series of one-shots about the pairing Optimus Prime and Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
My Darling Yandere by ravengal reviews
Parody of femslash. Fluttershy's been waiting for years to tell her amazing, wonderful, beautiful, perfect Applejack her feelings... but something stands in the way. Psychoshy ain't having that.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Fluttershy, Applejack - Complete
How to Make a Teen Titans OC by Puja723 reviews
One-shot. This is just a simple guideline on how to make a Teen Titans OC. I'm tired of the mary sues/gary stus. People who love Teen Titans and any fandom in general need to work on their OCs and make them better!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
The New Girl: A Parody by Vague Apparitions reviews
MARY SUE PARODY. A new girl comes to Casper High, but is she what she seems to be? Of course not! She's a psychopath! Post PP. Rated T for safety.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Danny F.
Warm Fuzzies by Death By Segway Scooter reviews
As Blumiere attempts to surprise Timpani with a spell, something goes horribly wrong. Or does it...?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani - Complete
More Cuddles Than You Can Count by Zira Angel reviews
Because Optimus/Bulkhead is adorable TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Optimus Prime, Bulkhead - Complete
King Kong vs Godzilla by Mecha74 reviews
This is a crossover of the events of the 1976 King Kong film and 70's era showa Mechagodzilla films. Features the characters Jack, Dwan, Commander Mugal and new characters as well.
Crossover - Godzilla & King Kong - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Don't Let a Mary Sue Into Titans Tower by Hinn-Raven reviews
A mysterious girl shows up and starts following the Titans around- much to their annoyance! Watch as she begins to drive the Titans to varying levels of insanity- particularly Robin. Chapter Five: Mary Sues die painfully. Complete!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Vanilla's Fantasy by GenericDude reviews
Christmas is closing in, and Vanilla finds herself in a decorating fix that she cannot get out of! It's only when an unexpected hero arrives that they tackle their problem, with humorous results! Mainly a VectorxVanilla, because there isn't enough! DONE!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Vector, Vanilla - Complete
Leadership Is Hard by Zira Angel reviews
Optimus has a problem with seekers. More specifically, Starscream. Sister story to Click. TFA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Epiphany by GutterBallet reviews
First phanfic. After Erik releases Christine and Raoul, she returns to her Angel once more...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Pokemon Mary Sue Example by Pichufan1 reviews
I haven't seen enough examples of Pokemon Mary Sues. So I made my own! Spread the word. And, I'll even see if your OC is a non sue or a sue. Review please, and tell me what you think about Mary Sues and the story!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Abby, who's just ten years old...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Encyclopedia of Mary Sues by Ellie Quirk reviews
An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
The YuGiOh GX Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Ashley, with a genius IQ...
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
The Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Angela, who ran away from home...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
A Danny Phantom Mary Sue Alphabet by Kitty Fowl reviews
A journey through the alphabet that explores the many horrors of Mary Sues to a rhyme scheme. "A is for Angel, an appropriate name..."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
The Music of the Night by broadwaygirl818 reviews
She saw his face. She witnessed his temper first-hand. Raoul has agreed to take her away from Paris, to protect her. Yet... he still allures her. "Fear can turn to love," but only if Christine chooses to listen to the music of the night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Of Snakes and Toads by FreudTastic reviews
When Toad Man finds a way out of his sewers, what will he find? A sworn archenemy... or a passionate lover? SnakexToad Oneshot. I do not own Megaman or any of its characters. Rated T for suggestive adult themes.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2010 - ToadMan.EXE, SnakeMan.EXE - Complete
Iggy's Transformation by Vile.EXE reviews
Oneshot told in Iggy's POV. Iggy tells how he became the way he was in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Koopalings - Complete
The Soul Twist by DarkStarEmerging reviews
What would happen if Bowser entered one of the pipes that led directly into him? Something you may not expect...:P Set during the Blubble Lake part of Bowser's Inside Story Oneshot
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bowser, Mario - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
Starlight Diamond MorningDew Zephyr by mythamagica reviews
When Sonic saves a purple hedgehog from a random burly guy, he has his suspicions. As the purple hedgehog starts talking, his suspicions are confirmed: this girl is a Mary-Sue.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sonic - Complete
Repair by v2point0 reviews
TFA. Skywarp is badly damaged, Thundercracker has a bad way of showing his concern and Starscream is a jerk. All until repairs need to be made. Slash or not, you decide!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Golden by v2point0 reviews
TF:A. Ramjet and Sunstorm bond as they're stuck in a Decepticon brig with one another, discovering just how complicated and crazy the other is. SLASH; Ramjet/Sunstorm
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ramjet, Sunstorm - Complete
Facing Fear by Fire Redhead reviews
TFA Oneshot. A little girl shows Scaredy Screamer how to be brave. Just a silly plot that's been plaguing my brain and thought I'd share.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by itsu-sual reviews
Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet: Transformers Edition by Limmet reviews
A is for Alexis. Poor Starscream, So brooding and dark, Such hatred and pain in his spark, Angst so strong and immense, But when Alexis waltzes in, gone is all suspense...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Giga Bowser's Return by Twilight-Prince1002 reviews
Bowser is angry that the Mario Bros. always beat him time and again. But a strange twist of fate grants him the powers of Giga Bowser and he decides to use it to, you guessed it, kidnap Peach. Who will save her? Rated T to be safe. R&R please!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Daisy, Bowser - Complete
The Garden by MsDevin92 reviews
One day, it's eerily quiet in Bowser's castle...With his father missing and his siblings acting strangely, Bowser Jr. won't rest until he uncovers the secret! Oneshot. Repost.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bowser Jr., Koopalings - Complete
Gween Donkey by Walkazo reviews
"Yoshi's Island" based. When Kamek tries to kidnap the infant Mario Bros. his disregard for young Bowser changes the Koopa Prince's lonely little life forever.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Bowser, Kamek - Complete
The Mary Sue Test by Elihu reviews
Me. You. Mary Sue.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Beautiful by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We all know about the tale of Ann Darrow and the creature known as Kong, but what did Kong see and think? My first attempt at a oneshot. Please R&R.
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
True Love's Tragedy by Bleeding Crimson Regret reviews
The true love you share with someone will always end in tragedy, Ann silently whispered to herself.She knew nothing would ever be the same. Pairings:KongAnn. Oneshot.
King Kong - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
Love, pure and unrequited by iodia reviews
I thought she was the most beautiful sacrifice the natives had ever presented to me. Oneshot, complete.
King Kong - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
Mary Sue: Lather, Rinse, Repeat by kyabetsu reviews
A fiction about human nature, the laws of causality, basic physics, and general common sense.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005
ASP 1 by Jonn Wood reviews
When the Titans are threatened by a Mary Sue, who can save them? Why, only a member of the AntiSue Police, of course!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Christine and the Phantom by Sweet Christabel reviews
The story of the traditional Beauty and the Beast written as a Phantom fic.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete