Hello! Howdy! Barev! Hola! Salut! Grüß Gott! hiya'll!

i'm DeathsheadX!

I'm 31 years old, male and British.

I suffer from kidney disease stage 3, gout, and several other medical problems which flare up at inopportune times, its why i was away for so long anyway i'm currently working round my medical problems

update: doc told me kidneys are deteriorating i got about 5 years before the completely give out.

Fandoms i currently dabble in:

Transformers

X-men evo

X-men comic

Naruto

BTVS

ATS

Kim Possible

Tenchi Muyo

Star wars

Aliens/Predators

Andromeda

Macross

my stance on slash.

I hate it. simple enough. I love good written femslash, its what got me into kim possible but I cant stand slash, I know thats hypocritical of me but its actually not down to homophobic tendecies. it's just the sheer volume of illogical and badly written slash has turned me off completly the only slash i think i'm still able to read and even then within moderation is Xanzpets stuff.

my rants:

rant 1: naruto.

okay first off pairings. what the f--k is wrong with some people. naruto/tsunade?kurenai?anko?tsunami? you are writing stories witha twelve year old kid in a relationship with someone twice their age. you're all a bunch of pedophile. the only way you can get round that is through time travel, otherwise its sick. also lets talk about people who change characters to justify their choice in pairing. i read a story where hinata was a bitch just so the writer could justify pairing naruto with someone else. on that note i'll be damned before i accept some of the crap being peddled in the naru/saku pairing. this pairing is weak and only has a chance after sasuke is gone it can happen and there are good stories with this pairing but what the hellllll is with the volume of crap ones.

secondly lets talk about kyuubi. in fact lets talk about kyuubi, hebi-teme, and itatchi.

stop with the damn 'hey naruto i'm not really evil, its all a mystake i was under a genjutsu/some orochimaru guy killed my family' crap do you really believe that anyone is strong enough to do that to kyuubi? it took a shingami deal to contain him. on the same note unless stated otherwise in canon can you all please stop with the lame excuses for the uchiha massacre it cheapens what happens. EDIT: damn you kishi!

finally for now lets talk hanyou's just what iswith the need to keep giving naruto fox traits like ears and tails? do you really believe it makes him cooler? its not cute, keep that inuyasha crap in inuyasha. it adds nothing, and i do mean nothing to naruto

Story status July 09:

Emerald rogue: status: in progress currently writing: chapter 58-59 chapter uploaded: chapter 41

Shadowcrew Evolution: status: in progress, chapter uploaded: chapter 25 authors note:writing moved to a monthly schedule

Naruto the twelve: status: in progress Chapter uploaded: chapter 4 is up!

Star Wars Unification : in progress

R.S.A Ryoko: on hiatus

Alien vs Predator beta hunt: on hiatus

Rise of Odessa: COMPLETED. sequel pending

xmen evo: lost on hiatus

Tenchi muyo ascendance: actually completed just needs editing and uploading

xmen evo/ harry potter infernalist heart: on hiatus till i get over Deadly hallows

transformers rid neo: on hiatus untill i can find my notes for the final chapter of book 1

Dragonball z shadowlines: on hiatus

dont worry i will finish them in time!

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