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Joined 02-21-11, id: 2760149, Profile Updated: 08-14-13
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey, I'm WORMoverBOOK.

I'm a girl, I'm 15... and I'm not going to tell you my real name. Mostly because I hate it so much. :P

I love to write, but have a bad habit of forgetting or abandoning my works... and I'm sketchy on the updating schedule at the best of times. I might have a few little things one here... maybe a big story project thingy to work on when I'm avoiding homework. (Just kidding teachers of my school!... Hahahaha... *Looks nervous*)

I hate improper grammar and spelling mistakes, so don't hesitate to point them out to me! Although to be honest I may never get around to actually fixing them...

I love to laugh and I love random crazy quotes, such as those below. In fact I have about 20 pages of them saved on word. Just because, y'know. :)


P.S: I recomend you read my friend's, The Gallagher Girl, story's if you like The Gallagher Girls, or Maximum Ride. But don't get too attached, especially to the Gallagher Girl's one, because she hasn't updated that one in about a year.

If you don't (Like them that is), you suck so much, you make vaccum-cleaners look like hair-dryers.

If you haven't read them (The books: Maximum Ride and The Gallagher Girls), do.

Funny Shit

"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca--"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..." (I've so got a friend like this. She sighs a lot when she's got a crush. I laugh cause it's so damn halarious!)

I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me

When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!

Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that?)

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (This has to be among my favourite quotes ever! And I have a lot. A whole 22 pages of just my favourite)

I love him,
oh yes
He's for
and not for
so if by chance
my place...
I'll take
fist and smash

Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.

I was sad when I found out that you were taken...
but then I saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!

They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.

We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.

Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" (that would be hilarious if someone did that!)

He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!

I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes... I could probably buy one that wasn't defficient like mine... people say I have problems with emotions. As in, I don't feel them)

"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!

He said "I love you" and I sneezed and said "ohh sorry; But I'm Alergic to: B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

Every time I walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so I come out with somthing like...I like your phone...it's very small..(awkward silence)

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

Virginity is like a bubble, one tiny prick and it's gone.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Gotta love the randomness of the stuff you can find on fanfiction profiles...

Umm... I don't really know what else to say. 'Sept I would love it if you checked out my story(s) and would love it even more if you reviewed or whatever. *Smiley-face*

Yeah... bask in the awkwardness...

My plan to rule the world is almost complete!

Just a few more lines...

AHA! THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE! ALONG WITH THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF TOOTHBRUSHES... (What...? That's normal isn't it...? Wanting the world's supply of toothbrushes...?)


P.S: Sugar does bad things to my brain.

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Green Eyed Monster by sphinxs-legend reviews
Audrey Potter hates the technicalities that constantly drag her into trouble with her twin brother, Harry. But when she finally starts to prove herself by crawling from behind her brother's overbearing shadow during the Triwizard tournament, she begins realizing that it may have been better to just stay hidden...slow-burn Draco/OC. Swearing. Spoilers in Reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 1,438,084 - Reviews: 4678 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 6/6/2019 - Published: 7/26/2011 - [OC, Draco M.] Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Dressed in Drag by Girafferaft reviews
Georgia and Dave argue over which sex has it worst, and create a game with their mates to find out. This game has no time limit, and with everyone spending more time with their partner, new feelings come between them that were never previously explored.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,688 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Georgia N., Dave
Falcon Flight by The Gallagher Girl reviews
After being saved from a gang of boys by Danni and her gang,Max joins them with her two sisters,Ella and Nudge,as she has no place else to go.Being in a gang isn't easy.And doesn't help that the boy you like just happens to be in a gang too.ALL HUMAN! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Developing Problems by youdontneedtoknow reviews
Finally a squire now, Alanna's developing breasts pose a set of problems. With half of the palace on the verge of discovering her secret, what will she do? And the whole issue of Jon still not knowing is bound to complicate matters...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,683 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Alanna
Out of Line by Flitting Wishes reviews
Max escaped the School when she was 13. She thinks she's the only one with wings, but are there other like her? And...who's Ari? "Maximum Ride," the Eraser says, pointing a gun to Ella's head. "Come with us and she might get to live." *AU *WINGS *FAX ***HIATUS***
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,029 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Navy Cops and Bird Kids by RandomnessQueen1 reviews
After a fight, the flock is hurt. They need help- badly. But can they trust NCIS? Minor Fax, Tiva, possibly some McAbby.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,572 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011
Thunderhead by Oriel Q reviews
What would happen if Tris met a accidental visitor from Tortall? Centres around Tris and Numair/Daines third child! Can their two worlds join together to battle a fierce enemy? Rated T for some language/violence/romantic adrenaline rushes in later chaps..
Crossover - Immortals, Tamora Pierce & Will of the Empress - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,689 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Numair S.
Me? Fly? Nah by Crying Ink reviews
Max goes to Gallagher Academy on a mission to infiltrate the Academy's library of files with so many secrets, hundreds of agents would give their lives to make sure they never saw daylight. So of course Max has to stroll right in! T because I am paranoid
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,453 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Max, Cammie M. - Complete
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dashing Through MR? by TMI reviews
The flock are relaxing before Christmas, when suddenly, a band of teenage girls parade by with a strange set of carols to sing. They explain they wrote these songs in protest of the last three books of the Maximum Ride series... Say what! T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Vengeance by EternityJustEnded reviews
Max and Mei survived the impossible. Now the question is, can they keep surviving? WARNING:Lots of gore. Sequal to Lucky Number 13
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Max, Jeb B.
Robin Hood Complex by katalilly reviews
Max is the leader of her Crew. These rich kids take the legend of Robin Hood to a whole new level. But can Max lead the team after a betrayal from her best friend? And is he really the bad guy? All human, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Rules of the Game by book.junkie.1996 reviews
AH. Max is the star basketball player at her school, the senior expected to take the team all the way to State. Fang is the cocky senior basketball player at his school, also expected to go to State. The only problem? They go to rival schools.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Fang
Strangers by stripedpolkadots reviews
The Flock has been separated and memories have been erased. The school is doing everything in their power to keep them apart, but one little mistake may cause things to get... out of hand. Will the flock remember? Or has the school won for good? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,832 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 6/15/2009
The Secret in the Bones by PersephoneRosamunde reviews
When the body of a murdered teen ends up at the Jeffersonian, Brennan meets the child she gave up at birth, who happens to be Booth's number one suspect in the case. As Brennan faces her mistakes, her life and partnership with Booth are put on the line.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 113 - Words: 140,901 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Lucky Number 13 by EternityJustEnded reviews
Jeb and his daughter Maximum are the only survivors from their village. With vengance on her heart, Maximum hunts down the men that ended her family. But will Max risk it all for a couple of stuborn friends? Full summary inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,936 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Max, Jeb B. - Complete
Gallagher Academy, to the Max by Flying-Squirrelz reviews
Gallagher Girl/MR crossover. The flock guys go to Blackthorne, while the girls to to Gallagher. Then they have the Blackthorne/Gallagher exchange. What happens when they meet up again? Rated T. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Dancing Ghosts and Crazy Adventures! by xHoHuMpIgSbUMx reviews
COMPLETE! Dave and Georgia on another crazy adventure! COMPLETE!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,608 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Meet the Great Maximum Ride: Singing Sensation by independentwriter137 reviews
Fang is a superstar and he hates it. Simple as that. But what happens when he meets a certain unknown artist? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
City of Fire by Ariada reviews
Helen Morning's life has dwindled to a halt, until she finds herself transported to Cittanuova, the Talian version of Naples. Moving through the 16th century streets, she soon realises that this world may be harsher than the one she has left.
Stravaganza - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011
The End of Maximum Ride by iLuVtOwRiTe1998 reviews
Takes place after Angel. A new girl joins the flock named Maddi. She seems harmless, but looks may be diceiving... Pathetic Mang at the beginning May&Fang but legit Mang toward the end. First FanFic so please REVIEW! Rated T for language. DISCONTINUED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Megan Meade: Life Sucks by Bloody Nuns reviews
What if Megan was a little more punk-ish and had a back bone? And what Tracy -her friend- is there too? Life for the boys couldn't get any more weird...OR could it?
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,364 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Meagan M., Finn McG.
Just Run by mLove23 reviews
Max had recently become and orphan when she found her parents murdered in the kitchen and when she gets adopted, she has no intention to stay with that family. She hears everybody elses stories, and begins to open up to them. Same author as PRESENT DAY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Cloudless Day by Basschiquita reviews
What if Cloud was never there to make Daine get up on two feet, and Onua had taken a different assistant? Find out what happens when Daine meets Numair while she's half mad, and he's a bird.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,401 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Tortall, Tortall
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Halloween Flock Style! by TheAwesomenessThatIsDumbledore reviews
It's Halloween, and Nudge is pretty determined to have her way and go trick-or-treating. Plus, with Max in a fairy princess costume, you know there's going to be fun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
There's No Place Like School by Bex Baxter reviews
A Gallagher Girls/Maximum Ride crossover.When Max and her Flock land on the manicured lawns of Gallagher Academy, the last thing expect is a group of highschool girls with unusual skills to find them.Bad summary, better story.Please read!Cam and Max POV
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Cammie M.
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Hunter by Reaya reviews
Sent to the University in Carthak after being caught, Alanna becomes known as 'the Hunter'. Seeking revenge for her dead sibling, she stumbles across the perfect job—kill the Prince her brother died saving.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,767 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Tortall, Tortall
I was a twentieth Century Knight by Et Tu Ma Couer reviews
A girl is trasnported into Tortall and pretends to be a boy to train as a page
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
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The Master Piece reviews
Everyone knows what Iggy and Gazzy do in their spare time... and it usually ends up with something on fire. This is just a oneshot about the chaos that generally ensues when Ig and Gaz are left unsupervised (Well, aside from Fang, but does he really count?).
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Iggy, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Falling Higher reviews
AU. After Max's dad is murdered, she is forced to seek refuge with her mother and half-sister whom she's never met. While she's there, the unlikely happens. She makes friends. And maybe even falls in love..? But how's she supposed to keep those she cares for safe if the School is hunting her down? Well, what do you do when anything else threatens your friends? Blow them up. Duh.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,880 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
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