Mystic Shadow Demon
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Joined 02-21-11, id: 2760302, Profile Updated: 11-25-12
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Bleach.

Name: My name is my name.

Gender: Other.

Age: A number between 1 and 1,000,000,000,000. Can you guess?

Location: ...Pluto.

Religion: Jashinist.

Fave Animes: Durarara!!, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Bleach, Death Note, Naruto (though the Akatsuki is the most fun to write about), Eyeshield 21, Pandora Hearts, Prince of Tennis, Ao No Exorcist, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) I & II, and a lot more.

One thing you must know, I love constructive criticism. So PLEASE, I beg of you to give me some, seeing as how that's 89% of why I started posting my stories on here. I really need improvement and I love to hear what you guys think of my writing. So yes, bash on my writing (since I know it sucks) all you want and I'll put those into account and try to change it. So if anything, anything, is wrong, please tell me. Even if it's just a punctuation mark (like a period or a comma, yes, I'm a grammar freak) or a spelling error. Perhaps the flow is just off or really slow or fast-paced, maybe the characters are a bit too Mary-Sue or the plot doesn't make sense or if there are plot holes. Basically, I'm looking for the really tough and overly strict critics.


Fave Quotes:

- I'm going to draw a picture, a picture with a twist. I'm going to draw it with a razor blade, I'm going to draw on my wrist.

- Common sense is not so common.

- Best friends have 11 letters, but so does backstabber.

- Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why they call it the present.

- Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.

- You only see what I choose to show. There's so much behind this smile you don't even know.

- I'll write your name on a bullet
so everyone will know
you were the last thing
that went through my mind

- Isn't it funny how the people who say "I'll never hurt you" are the ones who hurt you the most?

- The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

- Where is the good in goodbye?

- True love has no happy ending. True love doesn't have an ending.

- Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?

- Never say you are happy when you are sad. Never say you are fine when you are not okay. Never say you feel good when you feel bad. And never say you are alone while I'm still alive.

- You may be one person to the world, but you may be the world to one person.

- A life without cause is a life without effect.

- We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.

- To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach.

- Feelings are much like waves, we can't stop them from coming but we can choose which one to surf.

- Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.

- Do not go where the path may lead, instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

- We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

- We would never feel the joy of being together if we never felt the pain of being apart. If we never lost anything we would never learn to treasure them. Without letting go of the past we can never enjoy the future.

- There can be no darkness without light. There can be no sadness without happiness. There can be no pain without joy. There can be no me without you.

- They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now.

- Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

- Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.

- The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.

- Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.

- Anger is just a cowardly extension of sadness. It's a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you're hurt.

- The word 'happiness' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.

- Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.

- Tears are words the heart can't express.

- There is a joy in sorrow which none but a mourner can know.

- Dwelling on the past only blinds you to the future.

- We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.

- I found more joy in sorrow than you could find in joy, and vice versa.

- Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

- A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

- A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

- Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.

- A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

- A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more.

- Every person is a new door to a different world.

- Friends are the most important ingredient in this recipe of life.

- The love of my life is the love between friends.

- There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

- The best mirror is an old friend.

- One little tiny detail such a stoke of the brush or an etch in stone can be the difference between beauty and a masterpiece.

- Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

- I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

- A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget...

- Money might make you wealthy, but friends makes you rich.

- Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.

- Scatter seeds of kindness everywhere you go; scatter bits of courtesy, watch them grow and grow. Gather buds of friendship; keep them till full-blown. You will find more happiness than you have ever known.

- The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

- I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

- We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

- It's so lonely when you don't even know yourself.

- To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.

- I was never less alone than when by myself.

- What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?

- Every man dies. Not every man lives.

- I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.

- It is not length of life, but depth of life.

- In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

- People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

- I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

- Laughter in the face of fear is a mark of courage—or stupidity.

- You were always there when I needed you, never left my side, always there to lean on, and dry the tears I cried. I could always talk to you, you never seemed to mind, your voice so honest and gentle, your words so honest and kind, I thought I'd never meet someone, as special as you are, you're my best friend in the whole wide world, you're my shooting star.

- The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.

- When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy. The only question that matters is this: When you die, will YOU be happy when everybody else is crying?

- Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh.

- Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am the autumn wind that blows,
And the diamond glints on the snow.
When you awaken in the morning hush,
I am the sweep uplifting rush...
of quiet birds circled in flight.
I am the star that shines in the night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there, I do not die.

- A true man never dies until he is forgotten.

- An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

- We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.

- Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.

- Life is like an hourglass.
Eventually, everything will hit the bottom.
And all you have to do is to wait until someone comes and turns it all around.

- Never take a person for granted. Hold every person close to your heart. Cause you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.

- Don't write your name in the sand; it may wash away.
Don't write your name in the sky; the wind may blow it away.
Write your name in my heart; there it will stay.

- Without humor, life sucks.
Without courage, life is hard.
Without love, life is hopeless.
Without friends like you, life is impossible.

- Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak, since birth, it's been a sign that you're still alive.

- I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

- What is love?-
Dude: Love is when you go mentally retarded and people do stuff like jump off cliffs and stuff...and stuff...yeah... Love is when you act like a Care Bear. It's when you don't care about cooties? Uh...when you sacrifice your cookies...yeah...

- Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

- Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

- Remember that pain has this most excellent quality. If prolonged it cannot be severe, and if severe it cannot be prolonged.

- Life is just a phase, it will eventually end just as it had started.

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

- If love was a plane, everything would crash and burn because the pilot is an idiot and the copilot is even more so.

- Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.

- How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up
Insecure
Neurotic and
Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking!

- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

- May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

- Dear Math,
I'm not a psychiatrist. Stop asking me to solve your problems.

- It's a beautiful day... Now watch some asshole fuck it up.

- Boys are like trees: they take 50 years to grow up.

- MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of out problems begin with MEN?

- I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

- Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

- I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

- Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

- Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

- When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's eyes and run like hell
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don't offer life a discount
When life gives you lemons, claim that it is in fact an orange and tell everyone that life is stupid

- Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid litte shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

- If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried.

- There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

- Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

- A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

- A-B-C-D-E-F-G, somebody shoulda told ya not to fuck with me...

- You don't want to destroy anything. You're just trying to destroy yourself.

- Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.

- Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

- Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.

- Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

- Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

- I had a lovers quarrel with the world.

- The best way out is always through.

- “These woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.”

- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.

- The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

- Go as far as you can see; when you get there, you’ll be able to see farther.

- It seems you have a severe case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing a heavy dose of Man the Fuck Up.

- It's a battle between the bad, the ugly, and the- what the heck is that?!

- I'm perfectly sweet and innocent. I have no idea why anyone would think otherwise... Oh, wait.

- Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy...in a jar on my desk.

- You can never walk backwards, only forward.

- Which is worse: never waking from your dreams, or never being able to dream?

- You know where you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out? Yeah like that. Stop it.

- If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut.

- If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

- Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

- You were looking good from afar...now you’re far from looking good.

- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.

- "I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before."

- "Go to Hell!"
"See you there."

- "Well my imaginary friends think you have serious mental problems."

- "You did not just do that!"
"No? Watch, I'll do it again."

- "Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?"

- “I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

- Silence is golden,
duct tape is silver.

- If you've never met the devil in the road of life, it's because you're both heading in the same direction.

- "You go girl! And don't come back."

- If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

- People say that laughter is the best medicine…
your face must be curing the world!

- "If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said…wait no, then I’d be in debt!"

- Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

- 'Listen' contains the same letters as 'silent'.

- Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.

- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

- By the time you read this you've already read it.

- Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.

- I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.

- "Oh my gosh, have you been here the whole time?"
"No...I just returned from a trip to Mars...wanna accompany me next time?"

- "I thought I had seen the pinnacle of stupid...then I met you."

- "Sure I'll help you out...the same way you came in."

- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

- Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed!

- "You'd be in good shape...if you ran as much as your mouth."

- "Tell me...is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?"

- "You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes are closed."

- Person 1: Watch my stuff.
Person 2: Why? Is it going to do a trick?

- “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
“It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.”
“That’s in the phone book too.”

-sitting in the cinema-
Person 1: Oh My God! Did you just see that?
Person 2: Nahh, I paid $12 just to stare at the freakin' roof.

- Person 1: Are you sleeping?
Person 2: I'm not sleeping, I'm trying to suffocate this bug in my eye. It might take a while.

- Person 1: Are you crying?
Person 2: No, I'm just pissing from my eyes.

- Person 1: Do you want a piece of my mind?!
Person 2: Oh no, I couldn't possibly take the last piece.

- Sales Clerk: Sir are you going to buy that?
Person: No, I’m just shoplifting it all the way to the cash register…

- Person 1: Oh my God, did you just fall?
Person 2: No, the ground just came up and smacked me in the face!

- Person 1: Can I ask you a question?
Person 2: You just did...

- See this hand?
It’s going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.

- Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: The answer to that question will be revealed from the God given thing that we call eyes.

- Person 1: Where's the ice?
Person 2: Check the oven.

- Cashier: Hi, can I help you?
Me: No, I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi.

- "I feel like we’re apart when we’re in the same room! But If you keep talking, you’ll ruin the illusion."

- "Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again."

- "Should I bring ladder so you can step out of my business?"

- If you want to throw your attitude I will be waiting with a baseball bat.

- "You are about as useful as a white crayon."

- It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you're listening.

- "We have a love and hate relationship...he loves me, I hate him."

- Death solves all problems: no man, no problem.

- If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

- When you get to the point of confusion where you don't even know if you're confused or not, you're screwed.

- Shoot for the moon. And if you miss, you'll die horribly in space.

- Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side. And it holds the world together.

- Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

- All stressed out and no one to choke.

- How may I screw you over today?

- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.- Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

- It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

- That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

- I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

- Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

- If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

- I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

- There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

- I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

(The same happens with the morning news.)

- I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

- Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

- Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

- People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs.

- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

- God must love stupid people...he made so many.

- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

- Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

- PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

- If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

- Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

- Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.

- If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

- If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

- Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

- Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

- One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

- HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

- Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid! --Dammit Hidan, stop stabbing me!

- I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

- Why do they call it a crush? Because tha's how you feel when they don't feel the same way in return.

- 'I love you' is eight letters. And so is 'bullshit'.

- I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

- A tear caught by a caring hand, is a soul closer to being healed.

- If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

- If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.

- Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.

- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

- You were born an original... Don't die a copy.

- When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

- Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

- No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.

- Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

- I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

- "Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way.

- It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

- Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

- "To the death!"

"No! To the pain."

"I don't think I'm familiar with that phrase..."

"I'll explain, and I'll use small words for you to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

"-closes eyes- That may be the first time in my life that a man would dare insult me."

"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrist. Next your nose."

"And then my tongue I suppose. I'd killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I won't duplicate tonight."

"I wasn't finished! The next thing you'll lose will be your left eye followed by your right."

"And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!"

"Wrong! Your ears you keep and I will tell you why. So that shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries, 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That, is what 'the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

- Listen, looks can kill. There's at least a 0.0000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can't complain if they kill you!

- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

- "Why? 'Cause I can, that's why."

- I put LAUGHTER in MANSLAUGHTER.

- I'm very hospitable. I send every person that pisses me off to the hospital.

- Not all who wander are lost...

- I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

- If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

- When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

- Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

- Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

- Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

- What is a word made up of 4 letters yet is also made up of 3, although is written with 8 letters, and then with 4, rarely consists of 6, and never is written with 5?

- I don't insult people; I describe them.

- Spilling one's guts is as ugly as it sounds.

- Two lefts don't make a right...but three do.

- We all have different skin but we bleed the same color.

- Sometimes, by holding on too tight you might end up losing what you try to save.

...Soap is a prime example.

- A gear that focuses on the cache it missed will never be able to keep turning with the other cogs.

-Common sense: a rare disease that may cause your death due to the lack of it in your surroundings.

- Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

-The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

- The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.

- When you start treating people like people, they become people.

- Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

- "Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be."

- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

- “The dynamic of the heart, the movement of two lovers together, can be described neatly by the poet, but left the scientist groping at equations and accelerators.”

- My entire life is just a test to see if I'll commit suicide or homicide first.

--Hm...why're you still readin' this?


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5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use ;) or >:( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

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12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

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15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

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19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

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24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what your number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what your number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.


Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
"When I grew up I was BLACK,
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
"When I die I'll be BLACK.
"But you sir,
"When you're born you're PINK,
"When you grow up you're WHITE,
"When you're sick, you're GREEN,
"When you go in the sun you turn RED,
"When you're cold you turn BLUE,
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


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These kittens look so kawaii, ne? What about this one:

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Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), then copy this to your profile.


End Homophobia

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


HATE EMO?

READ THIS:

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini skirt with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking and smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks and goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart?

How can you call a girl a poser, how can you say "You're not emo!" or "Attention seeker" without spending a second trying to figure out why there are cuts on her wrists and why she spends her lunchtimes crying instead of laughing with her friends?

Keep on laughing.

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life?

Without knowing her situation with her friends

Or her family

Or her LIFE?

Brave isn't going up on stage and stripping.

Brave is not saying a speech

or dumping your boyfriend.

BRAVE IS:

Going to school on Mufti Day and not for a second care what the whores around you are saying about your clothes.

It's listening to your own music and being proud of it.

It's going through everyday with the things people say to your face and behind your back and still keep quiet.

It's knowing what your "friends" are saying about you and still calling them your friends.

Brave is knowing that tomorrow isn't a bright and happy future.

It's another day of bitching and dodging rumors.

Just laugh, I dare you.

If you agree, repost. SCREW THE EMO HATERS!


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


These are actually on the labels

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Must I say anything?)

At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
(. . . seriously?)

In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.


-DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.


Got a problem with me?
Solve it.
Think I'm trippin'?
Tie my shoe.
Can't stand me?
Sit down.
Can't face me?
Turn around.
Love me?
Great!
Hate me?
Even better!


Updates:

Current stories I'm writing: Neurotically Yours

Estimated update time: Undefined.

Simply put: no fucking idea. School is trying to kill me by drowning me in work, to the point where I can't even write in the summer anymore since they're dumping me in summer school for "advanced classes". I barely have any time to write and when I do, it's all shit and crap, or I'm just so stressed it's giving me writer's block. I honestly just wish school would fuck off orz.

I'm trying my best to write out these chapters, but every single time I do, it's just bullshit and I end up scraping it. Hopefully there will come a time where my writing is actually decent and I'll be able to post up more chapters. Thank you all for being extremely patient with me and I'm really sorry.

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Scales and Bones by Veran Shade reviews
I'm just a mail-carrier. Not a weapon. Why does the past insist in making itself known? I didn't ask for any of this... well, that's not true. I got to meet the King of Rogues. And frankly, I don't regret it. ReptonXOc
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 191,563 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Repton
Like a Korean Drama by amythist7 reviews
AU. The RRBs are extremely rich and the PPGs are very poor. It was tough for Blossom to get into her dream private school, but with Brick around, it's going to be even tougher to stay. Butch may be falling in love with BC, too bad he's convinced she's a boy. Boomer meets his childhood crush after years of not talking, only he's already fallen for someone else. Based on 3 dramas.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,646 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup - Complete
Inspire Me by Antique.Clockwork reviews
Rising to the top as a famous writer, Orihara Izaya is in the middle of one of his works of art, ready to blow away his readers like never before. However, reaching into the unfamiliar territory of 'love' has him stumped. "Inspire me, Heiwajima Shizuo."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,740 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Selfless Sacrifices by Sabaku no Kyuubi reviews
He gave it all up, to save everyone. He made the sacrifice, with no expectations of anything in return... but someone still took it upon themselves to repay him for what he did.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,279 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel
Waiting in Sin by JerichosPhantom reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer is a very patient man. UlquiHime, Ulquiorra is Harry. Rated T. Chapter 12 Author's Note
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 214,924 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Ulquiorra - Complete
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
I'll Play Your Little Game by eternalsnowfox reviews
In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,709 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010
Shizuo and the Violin by A Soldier Of My Own reviews
Shizuo Heiwajima didn't consider himself a connoisseur of the fine arts. So what if he enjoyed a bit of music now and then? It reminded him of her smile. "Sayonara, Shizuo."
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Hearts by Immicolia reviews
You don't have a heart. It never occurred to you that you might grow one.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Shinichi T., Izaya O. - Complete
Sweet Cyanide by xxPunkRockxx reviews
You're going to hell. ...I'll see you there.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
Missing by xLollitaa reviews
The only thing that fills my heart is my love for humans and my love for myself. "He's dead." "May I ask who is dead?"
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Nobody by saika-army reviews
Kida has many labels, but to himself, he's nobody.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Masaomi K. - Complete
Lucky by armyofgnomes reviews
Hichigo sees her every day, but only Ichigo can touch her, and when she meets their eyes, she only sees the King. It may be fate, but Hichigo will do his best to change it and get her to notice him. 'Sweet' Hichiruki, slight Ichiruki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Rukia K., Dark Ichigo
The List by ElsieLorraine reviews
Arrogant. Overconfident. Those two were among the selection of words May would use to describe Drew.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2012 - [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū] - Complete
Undercover by caffeinekitty reviews
On a night out at a club, Shizuo meets the enigmatic Kanra. Unfortunately for him, she's not... exactly what she seems.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Spectator by ElsieLorraine reviews
After nearly a decade of knowing each other, it is no surprise that Drew has her every movement memorised.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū] - Complete
Antipathy by Soul Under reviews
This is not a story with a deeper meaning. There is no moral at the end. Psychological.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Flower of Death by Chappy-the-Bunny reviews
How will Shizuo Heiwajima react when he mysteriously finds the notorious Izaya Orihara dead in some random alleyway?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Blame Game by Kiyoumi reviews
In which everything is Izaya's fault according to Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
A Scientifically Impossible Thing Defying the Laws by sbj reviews
Sometimes it's the tiniest thing. Butch-centric. Un-beta'd.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Mother and Son by CacoPhoniA reviews
Shizuo's mother reflects back on her life with her sons.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Shizuo H., Kasuka H. - Complete
My Dearest by Twilight Zephyr reviews
This is wrong. It isn't supposed to be like this. He can feel himself cracking. Tsuki/Roppi, kink meme fill
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Tsukishima, Hachimenroppi/Roppi - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Why Am I King? by Jidt reviews
Ichigo has regained his powers after the Winter War, and is still in the Shinigami business. But why is his Hollow suddenly acting like a broken horse? Exactly what happens after the war? No slash, no romance other than some ichiruki -hiatus-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,099 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Skins by Moon Prynces reviews
Blossom wanders through her high school years, trying on different personalities and exploring possibilities while attempting to figure out the person she is…the person she wants to be. Also with some Blossom/Brick.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Blossom, Brick
Dying Message by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo x Psyche. Izaya dies and Shizuo, unable to contain his guilt and sorrow, sacrifices everything he has to create Psyche, a robot made to look like and act like Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,731 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Psyche - Complete
Trust by VickyVicarious reviews
–or, a moment of unbelievable stupidity brought to you by the usually quite intelligent Orihara Izaya. –-Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Upside Down by BloodyWar2411 reviews
Gary has been pining after Ash for a long while, and now that the young Pokémon Master is back in town for Valentine's Day, Gary doesn't plan on letting him go. At least, not alone.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Cigarette Kiss by PirateCaptainArthur reviews
Shizuo is just standing and smoking in peace. Right until a certain flea shows up and turns everything around. Shizaya, one-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Chasing Ghosts by KonoBeat reviews
Shizuo kills Izaya, and life just couldn't be better. Or so he thinks.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Problem With Quick Decisions by Reenie Bleenie reviews
Rev is injured during battle and has to take some time off at home, while Tech is struggling with some newly discovered feelings for Rev. Only one problem; Rev's parents despise the very air Tech breathes. Things could get messy... TechxRev MILD SLASH.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Rev Runner, Tech E. Coyote - Complete
BDSM by Uchiwa Uke reviews
Broken Down, Sweet Masochist
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shiro Mokuba I by AshaRose reviews
Luffy needs a special favor that only Nami can help him out with. Just a fun bit of LuNa for your reading pleasure.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
And the Rain Fell by Bishie Huntress reviews
What would you do if your former best friend, someone who pesters you to no end, died? Sasuke doesn't know, either...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
to those who have loved and lost by Chocolate Pencil reviews
Humans were such funny creatures. Matt, Near, and the aftermath./Re-uploaded/
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Matt, Near - Complete
Nothing by Raining-Stars04 reviews
Rev thinks about his position on the team after a mission. "What If" fanfic. Lame summary, rated T to be safe.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Rev Runner - Complete
Poor Visibility by So Beyond Crazy reviews
"Need something, Miss?"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - T. Law, Nami - Complete
There For You by Jamocha101 reviews
As the leader of the team, Ace feels it's his responsibility to be an older brother to his teammates.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ace Bunny, Rev Runner - Complete
Brick Jojo: The Owner's Guide by rooniey reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of the BRICK unit. Inside are the instructions to help it reach it's full potential. Other units mentioned not included.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Brick - Complete
Cats & Dogs by The Jasper Raven reviews
It seemed that Izaya had found the perfect shield. Even Shizuo couldn't hurt him when there was a kitten on his shoulder.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Focus by Jamocha101 reviews
Rev leaps off the Loonatics Head Quarters in attempt to gain control of his power.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Rev Runner - Complete
Cookie by UpwardsSpiral reviews
Shizuo buys a cookie. Insanity ensues. Just a oneshot, but reviews are always appreciated. Rated T for mild innuendo jokes.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Fighting With Our Faces by CircusRunaway reviews
ONESHOT. Simon tries to force Izaya and Shizuo to talk. With their limbs pinned together and their weapons thrown aside, there is only one option left. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Kaleidescope by Black Violin reviews
Shizuo manages to seriously hurt Izaya, sending him to the hospital. He is convinced the information broker is up to something.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Umbrella by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
It's raining when she picks him up. -Shizuo, Celty
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Celty S., Shizuo H. - Complete
Should Have by pinkpower reviews
Brick loses himself in a daydream, and contemplates what he should say and do to win Blossom back. Brick/Blossom. Blossom/OC One-shot
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Only Exception by Monochrome Insanity reviews
Shizuo and Izaya delve into the truth of their feelings for each other in the only way they know how to - through violence and manipulation.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Never a Worry by Garakushi reviews
Zetsu was always a very perceptive person.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Game Over by S. J. Reneau reviews
One-shot. What many mistake for paranoia in Merbs is actually a game with Death. For one Merb, however, the game is about to end...
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Stork - Complete
Insecurities by MistressKiko reviews
Shizuo battles with jealousy and Izaya just thinks it's cute. Established relationship, fluffy humor.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Art of Simplicity by Izaya Heiwajima reviews
Izaya and Shizuo have shared this undeniably weird, but simple relationship for seven years. Shizuo decides to make his love obvious through two simple words on an equally simple day. Author's Notes: Durarara! isn't mine. Contains Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
tastes like home by NiNA-eN reviews
Actions speak louder than words. -Celty Sturlson/Shizuo Heiwajima.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Celty S., Shizuo H. - Complete
Play My Game by LinchEe reviews
May would willingly sacrificed herself to deal with a game master for a close friend. But games were meant to be fun and it wasn't supposed to uncover a hidden weakness and sadness. May/Drew, slight Drew/Misty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2011 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Day After Day by XIIIAnonymous reviews
In which Roppi has a routine and Tsuki always forgets. Hachimenroppi!IzayaxTsukishima!Shizuo, some Tsugaru!ShizuoxPsyche!Izaya in the second chapter.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Dissolve by Soul Under reviews
AU. You'd be so perfect with me, but you just can't see. You turn every head, but you don't see me. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
I'll Be the Wings by KokoroNoKage reviews
Ulquiorra lived his life as a routine, the same thing day after day after day. When a phone call introduces something big, blue, and annoying into his life, he slowly learns that maybe, just maybe, not all change is bad. AU GrimUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,305 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Into the Dark by Twilight Zephyr reviews
Every now and then, we find that we need someone to pick us up off the ground and piece us back together. Shizaya ; kink meme fill
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
something like a rainbow by FirestormAngelBlaze reviews
The discord of being without her head fades in his blazing presence. -Celty Sturlson/Shizuo Heiwajima.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Celty S., Shizuo H. - Complete
Trials of Health and Healing by CrazyInSye reviews
Even leaders need a push to get by sometimes... CONTROVERSIAL Ace-centric
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Ace Bunny - Complete
Psychedelic Valentine's by WhiteCrow10 reviews
Psyche is a cupid who is constantly botching his jobs. He has only one more chance to keep from screwing up or he'll have to hand in his bow forever. Of course, luck would have it that he runs into Shizuo and Izaya. For Valentine's Day. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
This Is the Part Where You Surrender by tempus terere reviews
Hey Shizuo-chan, wouldn't it be interesting if you were the only one to survive? — ShizuoIzaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2011 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Catch Me If You Can by juungi reviews
The chase began when they met and it won't end until Shizuo dies. This is the cycle they live with and when Shizuo's shoes go missing, he figures this is just another part of their cycle. Raijin Days. Shizuo x Izaya / Shizaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Flight or Fight? by DancingInStars reviews
Lexi-centric; She was courageous, capable, athletic and the second in command in a team of super heroes. Take all that in stride and I dare you to consider the probability of running away to be her biggest fear. Impossible, is it not?
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Lexi Bunny - Complete
Lines In Between by sodesne ON HAITUS reviews
It took him ten years to realize, beyond hating and beyond loving, Orihara Izaya respected Heiwajima Shizuo. char death
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Black Bird by thirteen-forty-two reviews
A photographer should know what he's getting himself into when he takes interest in a model, especially when that model is his own boyfriend. AU Shizaya. Fluffy like a freshly baked cupcake.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
A Guide to Marine Life by Soul Under reviews
AU. Someone once told me that creativity and depth comes from our inner chaos. I never really truly began to understand, or believe those words until I met 'Him'. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Potential by LuWho reviews
Don loathed that word...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Donatello - Complete
Four Way Phone Call by Rukazaya reviews
Delic x Izaya Shiki Shizuo. As Izaya's boyfriend, Delic gets frustrated how 'busy' Izaya can be on the phone. Feeling slightly insecure if Izaya's going out with him due to his "Shizuo's looks" Delic starts to tease Izaya on one of his business calls.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shiki, Delic - Complete
Frosted Kiss by Uphill Both Ways reviews
The coldest of seasons can warm the hardest of hearts. Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Corpse Road by Soul Under reviews
"What's your name?" Shizuo questions thoughtfully, and the brunet looks back up at him with a small grin. "Izaya Orihara," he says; pointing towards the opposite end of the cemetery. "My family is buried right over there." ... Dark!fic. AU.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,298 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Sasori in the Soul Society by Wednesday1990 reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he managed to end up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and where will he end up?. No pairings. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,782 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sasori
Fear of dying by darisu-chan reviews
L muses about his life. Written for L's birthday!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - L - Complete
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Food Fight of '95 by Nightsmoke reviews
Back in their Raijin days, Shinra was always known to stop Heiwajima Shizuo and Orihara Izaya's fights before they could get out of hand. Here's one time where he didn't. Rated T for Shizuo's potty mouth, abuse of food, and bad influences.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2010
Alexithymia by Sabathiel reviews
They weren't always like this. Once upon a time, during Raijin days, he took an interest in her and she daresay she did him, as well. Izaya/Fem!Shizuo
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Blood by Connie Nervegas reviews
Songfic. Don contemplates the meaning of the red stuff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Donatello - Complete
Why Shizuo and Izaya Should Never Have A Child by Shitsuren69 reviews
CRACK. Shizuo and Izaya decide to have a child. And Shinra is the unlucky doctor who suggests that perhaps they should adopt. And guess who's the unlucky child that they adopt? YAOI. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.] Mikado R. - Complete
Ink and Dagger by MistressKiko reviews
AU Oneshot. High school!Shizuo Older!Izaya. After losing a bet with Kida, Shizuo finds himself forced to get a fairy tattoo. Hey, at least the guy working at the tattoo parlor is freaking hot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
After Work by blacksakura13 reviews
Shizuo and Vorona after work. WARNING: This ficlet contains fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff fluff
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Shizuo H., Vorona - Complete
Hate by Moonphase reviews
The Rowdyruffs hate the Powerpuffs, everyone knows that. But which Ruff hates the girls the most and why?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Boomer, Brick, Butch - Complete
Akatsuki's Newest Member! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
A new Akatsuki joins the ranks! Everyone loves her! Written because I am sick and tried of all the OC's running around. Pure crack in it's highest form. Only for people who want a good laugh!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Of Bubbles and Aliens by Kiuolo reviews
Because everyone knows that boys are actually from Mars. Contestshipping. May/Drew.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
The Heart Between Us by Animegoil reviews
AU: Shizuo makes a deal with a god in order to save Kasuka. The smirking creature says, "Then the contract is sealed. I take half of your heart in return for boundless strength." Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Who am I? by lmaosfomgcslhs reviews
Grimmjow has become dependant on their encounters, has Ulquiorra too? A personal insight to Ulquiorra's thoughts. UlquiXGrimm oneshot. Rated M for language and mild sexual content :
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Amazing by pinkpower reviews
Meanwhile, Brick lingered in an empty hallway, just stood there all dazed and confused and in love. BlossomxBrick one-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
If Only for a Day by Shiza-kun reviews
A day in the life of Shizuo and Izaya. Shizuo is determined to spend at least one day being civil to his arch nemesis. Izaya has other plans, it seems. Drabble-ish.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Revenge for Unwarranted Emotions by Animegoil reviews
Tag to episode 22: Shinra decides to play a terrible joke on Izaya and tell him that he did all he could, but Shizo is dead. Shizuo was Izaya's to toy with, to kill, and Izaya does not take kindly to trespassers. Implied Izaya/Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
ORIHARA IZAYA: The Owner's Guide And Manual by ikebukurolove reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have purchased your very own ORIHARA IZAYA unit. In order to unlock the fullest potential of your insane informant, it is highly recommended that you follow this detailed instruction manual with utmost care.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO: The Owner's Guide And Manual by ikebukurolove reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have purchased your very own HEIWAJIMA SHIZUO unit. In order to unlock the fullest potential of this destructive ex-bartender, it is highly recommended that you follow this detailed instruction manual with utmost care.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Ten Slices of Life in the Ikebukuro Pie by Nightsmoke reviews
Ten characters, and some things you may or may not have heard about them.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2010
Support Beams by a firebug reviews
They fit well together, this strange and otherworldly pair who walk the streets of Ikebukuro with a quiet confidence, laughing at their own misfortunes. Shizuo and Celty's friendship in one hundred sentences.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shizuo H., Celty S. - Complete
Wrapped in my Displeasure by Animegoil reviews
Izaya knows all of Shizuo's weak points, and he's not afraid to use them. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Anticipation Makes Everything Better by Animegoil reviews
Shizuo always appears at the worst of moments, like right after Izaya has had a bad run-in with the yakuza. But every time Izaya thinks he's got him figured out, the stupid brute has to go and defy him. One-shot. Implied Shizuo/Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Stain by LuWho reviews
Leo despised stains.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
So Close, Yet So Far by Airrei reviews
ShizuoxIzaya. Neither of them realized that it was their enemy that was actually behind the locked door, that they were always sitting next to each other. So naturally, neither of them knew who they were starting to have feelings for...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
First Kiss by Zen Lion reviews
Shizuo couldn't take any more of those fangirls' screams. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Twitch by LuWho reviews
Mikey was always moving...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
For Once by Zen Lion reviews
For once, and only once, Orihara Izaya died a very humane death. A bit of Izaya/Namie in the end.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Outrageous by Airrei reviews
ShizuoxIzaya. During the beginning of Spring, admist the heat, all Shizuo wanted was the ice cream in his fridge. It so happens that Izaya somehow got to it first. //Crackfic, yet again. Title refers to the heat outside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Horrors Of Knowledge by Uphill Both Ways reviews
While Izaya is recovering from his discovery, Shizuo stumbles upon what Izaya's trying to forget. Sequel; The Dangers Of Curiosity
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Shizuo H. - Complete
Colors by ReaperofDarkness reviews
There are so many different colors in the world. But, who takes the time to stop and enjoy the rainbow that forms around those who are surrounded by the colors themselves. NOW A STORY.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010
The Dangers Of Curiosity by Uphill Both Ways reviews
Izaya regrets the day he discovered the Shizuo/Izaya fanbase.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Izaya O. - Complete
Hum by LuWho reviews
Raph hated humming.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Instant Karma! by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
A series of funny little scenes. One word: Toastinator. ::New Chapter Up! Happy St. Patrick's Day!::
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
A Guide at the Threshold by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
When Orihime refuses to eat and his threats about force-feeding have lost their effect, Ulquiorra tries something different: flowers. Ulquiorra struggles to understand why they mean so much to her. Written for the Bleachness 2010 Valentine's Contest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Brotherly Love: Watch Over Me by Akiko Keeper of Sheep reviews
Because everyone loves the image of Raph in a nurse's uniform. Okay, Don, bend over and cough!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Black Lace And Arsenic, In That Order by sbj reviews
Butch and Buttercup go lingerie shopping. Yeah, really. Friendshippy Greens, with touches of Red and Blue. Some language. Un-beta'd.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
The Way I Loved You by AllAboutTheDRAMA reviews
Blossom can't love anyone the way she loved Brick. SONGFIC! Rated for slight language!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Strange Attractors by vesperh reviews
Kenpachi and Unohana? That made no sense at all. The captain of the 11th was barely contained chaos, mayhem in human skin. And the captain of the 4th was—well, was Unohana. A/N: Speculation on Unohana's bankai within.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2010 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
Remembrance by FenName reviews
/ DROPPED / As perfect as Ulquiorra was, who would've thought he was this incomplete? Suffering from a brain disease, he was bound to forget everything. Grimmjow now left behind, is damned to watch his perfect love story happen on someone else.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2010 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Incompatible by Story Writing Guy reviews
Sometimes, even when you love someone with all your heart, you're just not meant to be. You're incompatible. A Bubbles/Butch fic.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bubbles, Butch - Complete
Experiments by JerichosPhantom reviews
Szayel wants to preform a little experiment. Grimmjow and Ulquiorra object. ONESHOT Rated T for language and slight flashback violence. NOT YAOI
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Like Brothers by Kichigai sunayasha reviews
Just a little story about Sasori and Deidara. Anyone notice they're like brothers? Please rate and review! Enjoy! Rated K cause I"M not allowed to curse...*Sob* NO YAOI! NO YAOI AT ALL! NONE TO SPEAK OF! Hope you like reading it like I did writing it
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Aw, You Know You Love Me by Somewei reviews
/Butch/Buttercup friendship, one-shot/ Buttercup wonders, at times, why she's friends with Butch.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Dearly Beloved by FenName reviews
/ 100 THEMES CHALLENGE / It's Grimmjow and Ulquiorra's anniversary and news about their engagement is spreading wildly! How will Ulquiorra handle this? "I can do this!" he whispered to himself, gathering courage, "NO! I can't possibly do this!"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - [Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.] - Complete
The Fifth Ring by Skyskater reviews
Ulquiorra's having a horrible winter. Grimmjow is off on a business trip, the weather is terrible, and someone is giving him pointless gifts. GrimmUlqui, follows the 12 Days of Christmas song.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Problem Child by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Ever wonder the reason why Butch would like Buttercup. She's not girly, she doesn't dress seductively, she doesn't appreciate him, she's strong, independant, now why would he fall for her?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Now I Can See Your Pain by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
It's not supposed to be this way, him making sense. He's supposed to be bad, a killer a murderer. But she's not as different as she thought and he doesn't let her deny it. He's right and she knows it. He's right and he knows it. Who's the villian now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
True Blue! by BananaNutCrunch reviews
In which Grimmjow makes a startling career change. What will the world say to their newest cover boy? Slight crack. Rated T for swearing, courtesy of Jeagerjaques, naturally.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
He Can't Forgive by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
He is not Sasori. He is not his partner. He is nothing. short Tobi/Deidara drabble, non-yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Everything by I am Lu reviews
Drew Hayden was a lot of things. But he meant everything to May Maple. Contestshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2009 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Trial and Error by cominghome28 reviews
When it comes to Ryoma telling Fuji he has a crush on him, it's a matter of trial and error.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2009 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Battle Scars by Cynlee reviews
Don explains his latest "scar".
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Donatello - Complete
L is Weird by PorcupineWeirdo reviews
Sometimes, L does some strange things. One-sided Light/L T for swearing
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Go Fish by Grievous daydreamer reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu unravel the intricacies of bounty-hunting in a casino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Long Shot by CrystalGemMaker reviews
Sometimes life doesn’t work out how you want it to. Sometimes love fades. Sadie Wilson knows that. She also knows that sometimes you have to love the one you’re with. A One-Shot. Snake/OC/Butch.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Snake - Complete
Just One by RazorCardz01 reviews
Hichigo never really studied normal human behavior, explaining his ignorance to romance. Feeling generous one day, Ichigo decides to help him understand a seemingly innocent gesture. -One Shot-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Poolsticks! He strikes by Moon Prynces reviews
AU Two strangers walk into a bar. And somehow end up leaving together, after a game of pool and throwing around banter. Contestshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Love You for Tonight by spirited curiosities reviews
Are they ever going to get together? Roy goes on a date with Riza!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2009 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Spring Spice by doodlefreak reviews
A calm walk with some contemplative thoughts on a certain someone. Gary/Ash, Palletshipping. Drabble.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Insanity Isn't So Bad by Red 000 reviews
After a mental breakdown in Townsville leaves Butch shaken up, the girls try to help him the best they can. That wouldn't be such a problem, if Brick and Boomer believed them and would give the boy back before he completely loses his mind.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Butch - Complete
Secrets We Keep by Defiant Vixen reviews
Professor Oak thinks about his beloved grandson, Gary and talented assistant, Tracey, and their ‘secret relationship’ that he knows about. Ah, young love... ::Gary/Tracey, Female!Tracey::
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Tracey S./Kenji - Complete
Akatsuki Alphabet by LiteralBlue reviews
From A right through all the fiddly little letters like Q and X, right through to Z, the Akatsuki have their moments, categorised for your delight into alphabetic order! Contains moderate OCs and Hidan's dirty, dirty mouth. Tobi-love all the way! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
Konan's Pein by Platinum Prism reviews
Pein knows of Konan's pain and discomfort. He wants it to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Bonds by Impervious Marr reviews
Con artists on a 'holiday', Grimmjow and Ichigo face trials and tribulations in the form of sexy stalkers and men in clogs - while avoiding being caught, of course. This is the story of their improbable friendship. GrimmUlqui, AizenIchi. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,739 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
None But The Lonely Heart by ahming reviews
Leo takes a walk to think some things over in his life. He wonders, does anyone truly know what being lonely is?You'd think a mutated turtle forced to live a life of fear would, but somehow Leo thinks someone else out there could know better than even him
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Leonardo - Complete
Echizen Ryoma’s Perilous Quest of Supposed Doom by stephomi reviews
In which Ryoma just wants more Ponta but nobody seems to care.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2008 - E. Ryoma
Brick Wall by pinkpower reviews
Brick is evil and he hates Blossom, but at the same time, he doesn't. BrickxBlossomdrabble. Oneshot
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Brick, Blossom - Complete
Michelangelo by Suit of Storms reviews
After Don returns from the nightmarish reality in 'Same as it Never Was', he finds himself thinking about his youngest brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Sketchbook by RazorCardz01 reviews
Hichigo has never found anything that could keep him occupied for more than 10 seconds. One day, Ichigo tries to help by giving him a sketchbook and a pencil. What comes of this is something he doesn't expect. -One Shot-
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
The Art of Killing by Nightmare Remnant reviews
Ryuk has never quite seen someone write quite like Light does. Ryuk's thoughts on how Light kills.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Sugar Free by Jaded Baby Blues reviews
Hidan is being deprived of his sweets...What's happening to him now? Rated for Hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Game of Love by Sinshana reviews
She was on the field, thinking horrible thoughts about the new addition to the team. Still, she never knew she and he were the only ones playing the real game. Finally, the Buttercup/Butch story for which you have all been waiting for!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
The Drinking Game: Espada Style by Teslyn reviews
Gin fondly remembers the drinking game back in Seireitei; he forces his new comrades to play. Cue the Ultimate Feeling of Utter Doom, Grimmjow thinks.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Pein and Konan: Untitled by Secret Sheik reviews
Konan has a hunger for art. Pein has a hunger for... her. Pein/Konan Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Concession by Murasaki Kaida reviews
GrimmHime. Grimmjow's been really crabby since he got to the real world. Awkward fluff, mild romance, humour. Rated for his potty mouth, bless him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I. - Complete
Pein and Konan: Failure by Secret Sheik reviews
The title says it all. PeinKonan Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
One Brick, Two Bricks, Three Bricks, More by lunabar45645 reviews
Brick isn't always who you think he is.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Sister Winter by Empatheia reviews
Grimmjow x Halibel. Until he wins, he will stay and fight. Victory is hers from the beginning, but that does not stop him from trying anyway.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
October by Winguardian reviews
Everything Tech has ever known seems twisted in the wake of one traumatic and fateful night. Largely focused upon Tech and Rev's friendship. Inspired by U2's October. This is my first fan fiction on here, so reviewing is appreciated. Thanks!
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tech E. Coyote, Rev Runner - Complete
Confidant by KameTerra reviews
Everyone goes to Donatello for help with their problems, but when Don has troubles of his own who does he confide in? A series of short stories featuring everyone's favorite turtle genius!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Only The Night Can Hear Me Screaming by hmw95 reviews
And at the end of the cold, harsh day... Only the night can hear me screaming... DON CENTERED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Stars by NekoNekoMinako reviews
songfic, Aerrow tribute: Aerrow had always loved looking at the stars...
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
After the Fact by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Ficlet] A threepart story about time, response, and progression. After the fact, they all react in their own ways. Don seeks to repair. Mikey seeks to create. Raph seeks... tea.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Friends? by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
·Oneshot· Master Cyclonis reflects on Piper's words about being 'friends'.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Cyclonis, Piper - Complete
Blue Eyes by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
It's Ash and Gary's wedding reception, and Dawn's trying to prove that Misty's 'experiment' with her is actually a bit closer to a crush than the Scientific Method...DAWNxMISTY, AshxGary. Rated for swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Scratch the Sky by Ambiguous Rose reviews
Sometimes he wondered if he might be able to touch the Sky. Hichigo centric
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Dark Ichigo - Complete
Wasureru by Lacertae reviews
A fourteen year old Akatsuki member finds herself visiting the Kazekage, her childhood crush. The emotions are buried beneath years of dust, but it's all clear when she sees him again. Will she betray Akatsuki for him? GaaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Toy Bones by Youkomon reviews
Another mission gone slightly wrong and Tech has time for a few idle and possibly distrubing reflections...on bones. [slight, very slight acknowledgement to Rev and Tech's friendship]
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Tech E. Coyote, Rev Runner - Complete
The Rules by itsu-sual reviews
Oneshot, RyukRem: Sometimes, the temptation is just too much.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Rem, Ryuk - Complete
Tired by Kestrel reviews
Don is tired, in more ways than just the physical. They're all tired, really.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Pro or Joe by Scrunchy reviews
Hiruma's computer gets a virus...
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Hiruma Y.
White River by The Silver Feathered Raven reviews
He was him, and yet he was someone so completely different that is seemed there was no possible way for them to have once been the same person. Shirosaki, i.e. Hichigo, from his first moments of consciousness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Rukia K.
Restless by Ice-Song reviews
RevTech slash. Tech is sent on a mission and Rev obviously worries about him. Ace gets a clue in and prods Tech in the right direction when the scientist gets home. What happens? Read and find out.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
To Hate Love by ckret2 reviews
Ryuk is annoyed over the limitations of the Death Note rules. Especially XXXVI. RyukRem, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Ryuk, Rem - Complete
The destruction of Ryoma's room by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Nanjiroh is bored, so gives Karupin some catnip, which ultimately results in the destruction of Ryoma’s room and the burning of Nanjiroh's porn.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2006 - E. Nanjiroh, Karupin - Complete
Cast Off the Cloak by Usami reviews
/Tech POV, post 'Cloak of Black Velvet'/ When searching through the darkness, you're bound to stumble a few times.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Tech E. Coyote - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Mirror by Griever5 reviews
Zoro looks at his reflection.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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Neurotically Yours reviews
There is something horribly wrong with Shizuo, but no one can seem to figure out what. The mystery is aggravating Izaya, who tries to figure it out. Once he does, he makes it his mission to fix the broken ex-bartender.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,354 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
15 Years Pursuing a Cute Boy reviews
These poems written of my love for you. I've been sending them for fifteen years straight. And there's still no reply, and there's still no reply.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Of Puppets and Love reviews
Hoshi, a one-armed girl due to a tragic event, gets kidnapped by the Akatsuki! Join her as she lives her life in the notorious Akatsuki. But what happens if she accidentally falls in love with a certain puppet master? SasoriOC / Mild AkatsukiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,873 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Sasori in the Soul Society reviews
What happened when Sasori passed on? What if he managed to end up in the Soul Society? Who will he meet and where will he end up? No pairings. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sasori - Complete
Finding Real Color reviews
"Ne, Hidan, why're you always so masochist? Why do you keep cuttin' yourself for fun?" the masked man asked his partner. The man rolled his amethyst eyes up, wondering about the question that his miser of a partner had asked him. "Because..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Tangled in Time reviews
Hidan, being immortal, has to live in our modern world. Wanting to go back to his time, he befriends Akane who offers to build him a time machine. How will this turn out? HidanOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,776 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Zetsu's Little Flower reviews
The flowers mocked her, day by day, always being cared for and loved by Zetsu when she had to stand by and watch. When will he ever love her? When will it be her turn? ZetsuOC One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Zetsu - Complete
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