Author has written 4 stories for Green Street Hooligans, Wrestling, Hobbit, and Twilight.
Well I guess I actually better write something on here in case anyone visits my profile, I suppose I should start with why I joined fanfiction.net:
I find that in the world today there is too much sadness and some people, a small percentage I would assume, like to slip into another world once in a while. I am part of that percentage. I'm not saying that my life is bad because although sometimes I may feel as if the darkness is consuming me in reality my life could be a lot worse. I have some good friends, sure they're not perfect but who is? We all pick on each other, we laugh, we joke, we have good times and bad but at the end of the day I am one of those lucky enough to have friends who I know without a shadow of a doubt will always be there beside me. I know that despite all my faults my family loves me, times can be rough, we don't have much money, my oldest sibling and my only sister lives in New Zealand across the world from our little old England. We don't get on; to put it rather bluntly, she's a snob and although half of the same blood runs in my body I find I am to much like my father to get on with her at all times. My mother and father have only had me together you see and there is a large age gap between them which means that I have a large age gap between myself and my siblings. My sister is from my mothers side of the family and she and I have never really got on brilliantly, however I recently began to see her in a new light. I have had many operations in my short 16 years and my sister on finding out I had to have another but would have to wait and possibly loose my place at college is looking into paying for it herself. Then there are my brothers; the oldest of which (and my mothers second child), has an amazing taste in music and I have never met a more lovely person in all my life, we get on wonderfully but unfortunately he seems to be a person nothing goes right for, the yonger of my two brothers (my dad's) is one of the most friendly people you will ever meet. He is loving and kind, however he doesn't seem to use his brains and he is always in some sort of trouble which is unfortunate. He's never really grown up and although he is fast approaching his 21st birthday he still acts like a child he's one of those you can't help but say "Bless his little heart." too. My parents are wonderful. My mother looses her temper rarely and really is one of those people who doesn't have a bad bone in their body. My father on the other hand is quick to anger, strong headed and stubborn. He's one of those who want everything their way. We used to get on very well, after he had an accident at work when I was five though, making him lose a finger he withdrew and now if we do speak it's genrally arguments. I know I have many flaws and I know most of those my father and I share, he doesn't see this unfortunatly and we constantly row. I lost my virginity to one of my best friends and although he holds the capacity to be a lovely person he can also can be a a horrible one. Putting it nicely he can reduce people to feeling like the dirt on the ground when you annoy or anger him, sometimes even if he feels like it, but he can also be the most wonderful of people, making you laugh in the darkest of times. You have to just accept him for what he is. I know first hand how bad he can make people feel but also how good. However we had a large argument only a short while ago and although we are slowly getting back to normal it probably won't ever feel the same. All of my friends are in relationships and more and more reccuringly now I find that I just want to slip into another world, put my mind into that of a character and feel loved or watch a story unfold.
Wrestling is like my own personal drug. Try and take it away from me go on...I dare you.
I WILL see wrestlemania before I die.
My long time dream is to be a WWE diva, sadly that can never happen, due to a problem from when I was born it would be too dangerous, I slip up once and land wrong or step wrong or get hit worng or too much pressure is put on the wrong place = me never walking again :(.
Best Quotes:(and general things that apply to me :D.)
"And if you're not down with that then WE'VE got two words for ya...To Bad." - Cody Rhodes
I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Someone once told me that happiness was just around the corner. I told them that world is round.
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm not random, i just have many thou- OH A SQUIRREL!
Forever isn't as long as it use to be.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!
Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
Guys aren't worth your tears.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.
"I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You shall be my squishy!" - Dory Finding Nemo
After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done.
If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug.
Stupidity kills, unfortunately not fast enough
Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
No ones perfect… well there was this one guy but we killed him
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
I’ve stopped listening, why haven’t you stopped talking?
There are people in Africa that can't afford sarcasm, and yet, you abuse it.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps fun to look at, but not very bright.
I'm the type of girl who will laugh at a scary movie, but screams bloody murder when toast pops out the toaster.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to.
I say we shoot cupid.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.
I have opinions of my own,strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Sometimes when I'm alone in a room I like to say, “I know you’re listening” because if I'm wrong then no one heard but if im right then I just freaked the heck out of some secret organization.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
"Ow, OK that hurt" - Tripple H
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. --Mark Twain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. --Elanor Roosevelt
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud, it is not rude, it is not self-serving, it is not easily angered, it keeps not record of wrongs. --1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Stand up for what is right even if you're standing alone. --Unknown
Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. --H. Jackson Brown
Don't worry about the people in the past. There's a reason they didn't make it to your future. --Unknown
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr.Suess
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands. --Ernest Gaines
Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we care about leaves, but the truth is, it’s not our loss…it’s theirs, because they left the only person in the world who would never give up on them. --Unknown
Love is giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to. --Unknown
No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. --Michael Pritchard
Oppertunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. --Thomas Edison
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. --Will Rogers
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. --Sir Winston Churchill
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. --Fran Lebowitz
You don't love a woman because she's beautiful, but she's beautiful because you love her. --Unknown
Another flaw in the human nature is that everyone wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance. --Kurt Vonnegut
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. --Tom Clancy
How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? --Albert Einstein
It matters not what someone is born but what they grow to be! --Dumbledore
If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything. --Unknown
Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. --Unknown
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" well I think the guns help if you stood there and yelled bang I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Some see the glass as half empty, others see the glass as half full. Me? I just wanna know who the hell is drinking my damn beer.
Love isn't what makes the world go round, love is what makes the ride worth while.
You say pshyco like it's a bad thing.
Penguins are stealing my sanity, one day at a time.
I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.
Bite me and I'll bite back.
Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.
I'll always come to save your damn ass because that's what a soulja girl does.
I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.
Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can loose hope in its people.
I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.
Tell me. How can I cry when the tears are stuck behind the dam in my heart that holds everything back.
It feels like this pain will last forever, it feels like this hurt will never go away.
I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?
Fighting for you is all I know how to do.
I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while being left by you.
Pain doesn't hurt when it's all you've ever felt.
You say that pain is good, but have you ever felt it?
And she's so scared to get close to anyone, because anyone who has ever said," I'll be there" left.
Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.
I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.
My life story seems happy, that's just because I edited out all the bad parts.
Love isn't everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the problem is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning how to dance in the rain.
"NO! You wanna know the real reason your afraid, because you wanna be with me too!"
"You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel."
Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."
She finally gave up. She dropped the fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."
Be loved but never love. Attach but never combine. Trip but never fall. To be broken is better than shattered. Tell him of your strength but never of your past. Be trustworthy but never trust. Be cracked but never open.
We were given two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. But only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.
You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!
I ain't no one's second choice! SO GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I BREAK IT!!
Believe in fairies. They make dreams come true. Believe in the wonder. The stars and the moon. Believe in magic. From the fairies above. They dance on the flowers. And sing songs of love. And if you just believe. And always say the truth. The fairies will be there. To watch over you.
She used to live. She used to give. She always enjoyed life. The way it was meant. But clouds they came. And played their game. Casting a spell so she'd fade away. But will she stand up? To fight and protect her life. Be what she wanted to be... An angel in the dark.
He's so confusing the things he says makes me think he really does like me and other things he says makes me think I'm just the girl that never crosses his mind.
Happiness often sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open. --John Barrymore
Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. -- Oscar Wilde
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party. --Ron White
Be very careful if you make a woman cry because God counts her tears.
Every tear a woman shed is equivalent to man's sacrifices in life.
The woman came from a man's rib,
not from his feet to be stepped on;
not from his head to be superior,
but from his side to be equal.
Under his arms to be protected
and near his heart to be loved.
"That I know, that Miz...Is really not that good. And on top of that he has a face for radio." - John Cena
"I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises." -Buzz Aldrin
"In the morning I will be sober but you shall still be ugly." - Sir Winston Churchill
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" - George Weasley
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
"You may not like Miz and quite frankly I don't." - WWE commentator (Can't remember which one.)
"I still can't believe out of ten million sperm... you were the winner." - Chris Garver, Miami Ink
"Will someone please shoot him!" "What does it look like we're doing?" "MISSING!" - The Baddies, The Marine
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... (who doesn't love the irony :P)
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
"Punk is confident in himself and his abilities, and he certainly does not look afraid to me (first toll of undertakers music hits)...then again" - Jim Ross
"And then you'll just be a dude in his underwear...who hangs out with two other dudes in their underwear." - John Cena
Now I don't like Chris Jericho all that much but this has to be one of THE best quotes ever:
Jericho is dragging the Undertaker back to the ring during their match in Survivor Series 2009 and a fan shouts at him - "Go back to Toronto!"
Without even batting an eyelash Jericho replies - "I'm from Winnipeg you idiot."
Not insultingly or anything just matter of fact like. He didn't even turn around. Just said it almost like reflex. I laughed my head off. Especially when one of the commentators, I don't remember which repeated it a little later saying that it just shows how Jericho's mind works..LOLAGE!
See Cody, you should always keep your words short and sweet because you may have to. EAT 'EM! - Jerry Lawler.
By a show of hands. Who here has made new years resolutions? (Crowd members raise their hands and a few boo) You don't boo that you just raise or not raise your hands. - CM Punk
I honestly don't know if anyone will bother to read that but the main point is I know how it feels to want to slip into another world and I have been doing so with the help of this site. As I like to write stories I hope I can provide that for other people. I can't always promise to update overly regularly but I will try and any help I can be given or I can give will be appreciated and accepted with open arms.
Rue Dawn :)
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