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Author has written 9 stories for Vampire Knight, Naruto, Maid Sama!, Vocaloid, and Harry Potter.
STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, BUT IT'S YOUR WORDS THAT TRUELY KILL ME./FrankandJoe3,Phobiakat
NAME: Ask and I might tell you.
AGE: Not telling
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
WHEN I UPDATE: When I feel like. (I'm not very consistant.(I like to procrastinate.))
I'm a student. I'm a sucker for good romance, and I loves tragenties. So there's no promise that my stories will have happy endings T.T
yeah.. I'm not too interesting. -_-
My fav manga's are Naruto, Skip Beat!, Loveless, D.N. Angel, Say I love you, Love So Life, and No.6 .
My fave anime's are Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Free!, Sailor moon, Angel Beats, Clannad, Kino's Journey, Ouran high Host Club.
Naruto x Sasuke
Tenten x Neji
Ino x Choji
Kakashi x Iruka
Shikamaru x Temari
Ren/ Kuon x Kyouko
Kyouko x Reino
Prince of Tennis
Ryoma x Fuji
Fuji x Tezuka
Eeji x Ooshi
Ryoma x Tezuka
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you,copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, Nairo Xana and Jemmi ?(Nairo: Orochimaru is awesome!He doesn't creep me out),Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT, VampireArgonian92,midnight-light-63559, kunoichihyuuga, PhobiaKat
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' , copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you got anyone addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile.
If you agree that Naruto's stomach is a bottemless pit of doom copy and paste this on your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Moonwolf, Drelmar, Eclips-MoonShadowRadiance, Kunoichihyuuga, PhobiaKat
FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Repost This For Someone Else, To Make Them Smile!
Its Called ... therapy
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
If you agree that "You smell like ramen" is the worst Naruto pick up line, Copy and Paste this.
If you're one of those people that type Lol when in real life you're not, Cope and paste this
This is from Kyuubi69Assassin
Hinata: Do I ever cross your mind?
Hinata: Do you like me?
Hinata: Do you want me?
Hinata: Would you cry if I left?
Hinatal: Would you live for me?
Hinata: Would you do anything for me?
Hinata: Choose--me or your life
Naruto: My life
Hinata runs away in shock and pain and Naruto runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. *T.T, so sad and romantic*
"Girls don't realize these things"
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Really Dumb Store labels:
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is dumb-ass cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
My name is Sarah
Child abuse, make it stop!! DX
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
38 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Roses are red,
some condoms are blue,
STD's are contagious,
so watch who you screw!
You say BABY PINK
Copy and paste if you are proud to go against the grain.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:
You know you've been on the computer to long when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me' from 'Barney'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!
If you hate Karin, copy and post this on your profile. You know you hate her...
Naruko and Sasuke are the best of friends. They've been that way since birth. The moment they saw each other they seemed to get along perfectly. As they grew older they became even closer and their parents were just dying to see what would happen. Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, prophecised that they would become a couple...but it didn't exactely look it. At the age of 12, Naruko nearly died and everyone thought she had died when the surgeons were doing an emergency operation on her. What happened was that some of Sasuke's 'friends' were hanging out with Sasuke and Naruko's crew (consists of : Kiba, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Sai, Shino, Shikamaru or Shika for short, Choji, and of course Sasuke and Naruko the 2 most inseperable best friends) said that there was this awesome new store down on the edge of town advertising free games. So of course they went down. Sasuke and Naruko, being the smart ones, thought something was fishy but they kept that to themselves. In the end it turned out Sasuke's 'friends' had really been jealous about how great Sasuke was and his close bond to Naruko, and attempted to push him down a cliff. Naruko pushed Sasuke out of the way in time to save him but instead she payed the price. She survived after the operation but of course she was gonna survive because she was the amazing person she was. Now at the age of 17 she decided to ask Sasuke what he thought about her because she had heard their parents talking about Sasuke having some drawings of her. This is how the conversation went.
Naruko: Do I ever cross your mind?
Naruko: Do you like me?
Naruko: Do you want me?
Naruko: Would you cry if I left?
Naruko: Would you live for me?
Naruko: Would you do anything for me?
Naruko: Choose--me or your life
Sasuke: My life
She runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her.
Sasuke, though he wouldn't show it, was scared he would lose his bestfriend and the only person he actually felt another emotion with who he wasn't related to. She ran into her room and locked the door and Sasuke started banging on the door yelling open up and all sorts of other things. At 12 o'clock that night she went to go get some food because she hadn't eaten since 11 o'clock am. When she opened the door she walked out to see Sasuke leaning on the wall beside her door. He said one thing that made her stare at him in shock.
Sasuke: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
Sasuke: The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
Sasuke: The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
Sasuke: The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
Sasuke: The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
Sasuke: The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
After Sasuke said that he grabbed her arms pinned her to the wall behind him and whispered sweetly in her ear
Sasuke: I love you Naruko and I always have.
And he slammed his lips into hers.
The next day at school they kept on sending notes to each other and after school they amazed everyone.
THE Sasuke Uchiha was standing with Naruko hands around her waist as he kissed her. Fangirls were furious and Sasuke could feel their heated glares on Naruko so he moved his left hand, stuck up the bird and kissed her even more. After the kiss, which they were both still panting from, he took her hand and walked off smirking.
(BOLD the ones you are.)
I am not afraid of the dark,
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
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