Lani Carmine
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Joined 02-22-11, id: 2761802, Profile Updated: 06-28-14
Author has written 2 stories for Star Trek: 2009.

Hello there! Been snoopin around this site forever, so I finally decided to join up! Please don't be haters! I have a tendency to procrastinate, and forget things a lot, so don't be surprised if it takes me forever to update. Feel free to nag me if it's been way too long, though! :)

I love to read fanfics of all sorts, Humor especially, but I can get picky.

Name: Emily or Claire

Age: Not tellin :P

Place: Richmond, VA

Occupation: student

Fav books- Temeraire series, Inkheart trilogy (and just about anything else by Cornelia Funke), Percy Jackson Series, Kane Chronicles, 39 Clues series (used to be a member on the site, but my account just randomly got cancelled, so I only read the books now), Avril Levine (author), T2 series, Angels and Demons, Age of Fire Series, Eon/Eona (Who out there other than me thinks Dillon going nuts was flat-out stupid?), Wicked Series, Cloud Atlas, Septimus Heap Series, and Tintin (in French of course)

Fav movies- Night at the Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian, Pirates of the Carribean Series (and just about anything with Johnny Depp probably), Star Wars AND Star Trek (I'm starting to become a Trekky, lol), Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, Shanghai Knights (and pretty much anything with Jackie Chan), The Avengers, Iron Man Trilogy, Capt. America, Thor, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (best X-mas movie ever made, I'm serious!), Moliere, Cyrano de Bergerac, Sarah's Key, Yamakasi, Jean-Phillipe, and Diner du Con (French FTW, woot! :D)

Fav music- Rock, Pop, hip-hop, come to think of it, I probably like at least a few songs from any genre you can think of... I'm very indecisive... :/

Fav other stuff- Cirque du Soleil, NCIS, DB/Z/Kai (GT is bullshit and so are the movies), *YGOTAS, *TFS (DBZ Abridged), The Nanny (though I didn't bother watching past season 3), Ouran High School Host Club (the manga primarily), Wicked, Pokémon (everything 'cept the manga, really), Naruto, and Yugioh (the ORIGINAL!!! anything else is copycat-effing-bullcrap!!!)

Fav sports- NASCAR, soccer

Fav Videogames- Final Fantasy XIII (have yet to play anything else :/), Kingdom Hearts Series, Castlevania LoS, Rachet & Clank Series, and Okami Series

Quotes & other stuff-

"No. I am not shitting you." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator: Judgement Day

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" -Will Rogers

"Thank God I'm an atheist." -Luis Bunuel

"It's not the people who're in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't" -Arthur Gore

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." -Emo Phillips

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes."
-Ronald Reagan during a radio microphone test

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -George Burns

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand" -Charles Monroe Schultz

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad." -Salvador Dali

"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic, necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse" -Woody Allen

"They misunderestimated me." -George W. Bush

"If it sells, it's art" -Frank Lloyd

"You have to be 100% behind someone before you can stab them in the back" -David Brent

"I’m going to inviscerate you, and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!" -MasakoX from Team Four Star

"Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like life just likes to bend me over, and fight me in the Alps! Like I’m some sort of shlop recepticle! Well, for all I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbeque with a God damn pig!" -Lanipator from Team Four Star

"Knowledge is what it is, and wisdom is how you use it." (I think I got this from a fortune cookie...)

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to arscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing their heads off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ALL THE TIME!

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead! :D

If Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace were simultaneously destroyed, 90% of teenagers would either go insane, go into a coma or die. If you're one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5% THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, LoveSquaredTichan, icestar14, Valkyrie-chick, Lani Carmine,

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa / Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul / ServantofSauron / icestar14 /Valkyrie-chick/Lani Carmine/

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have no life, I have no memory, I have no motivation, and I have no time to hear you complain about it. :P

*Very recommended spoof series if you like Yu-gi-oh, and/or DBZ, and don't mind a lot of innuendo and jokes about homosexuality. Note: No offense intended, I don't mind it, personally, because two of my Mom's best friends, I call them Uncles, are gay, and I love them, and they're some of the nicest people I've ever met, with great tastes in food, and some of the best wits and senses of humor I've ever seen. X)*

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Sol of the Mystery Dungeon by nemesis1807 reviews
"You know what? Maybe I'm just crazy. The whole 'I used to be human' thing could just be a grand delusion on my part." Sol wakes up on a beach with no memory and no idea why she suddenly looks like a Riolu. She teams up with an Eevee to form an exploration and hopefully find out who she really is, but when the Time Gear crisis emerges, perhaps ignorance was bliss.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 190,275 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Grovyle/Juptile, Dusknoir/Yonoir, Eevee/Eievui, Riolu
Pokemon Cold Gray by Blu Rose reviews
(Rewrite of Pokemon Gray!) White understands Pokemon, but an incident left her with a crippling fear of them. Now she's on a journey with her brother Black to overcome it. But how can she while clashing with Team Plasma and the odd N?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,818 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Hilbert/Touya, N H./Natural H. G., Team Plasma
Sapphire Scales by Marjorie Franklin reviews
Aqua had always been quiet and contemplative. She longed for the land, the Keyblade wielder, and an immortal heart. Aqua could gain all of those things, but only if Terra loved her more than anything and vowed to be true to her forever. She cut out her tongue and relented her fins to be with him, but would it be enough? [Hans Christian Anderson's The Little Mermaid AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,915 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Aqua, Terra] - Complete
Seasons of War by Lyoko Native reviews
AU. A wise man, a fair princess, a colonist, a mercenary, a vanguard, a scout and an outcast join together to fight the forces of darkness and evil. But one hundred years of slumber have given it more power than ever thought possible. New cover for Winter. Current Season: Spring
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 202,557 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Aelita S., Jeremie B.] [Ulrich S., Yumi I.]
Overachiever (Rewriting) by muggleborn.dragon.ryder reviews
If you saw me on the street, you would think I was normal. If you saw me in my school, you'd know I was the teacher's pet, the overachiever. If you saw me in my house, you'd know that my dad hits me and that I cover the bruises with long sleeves and bright smiles, smiles that happy, ordinary children seem likely to have. But I wouldn't know, would I? Child abuse. Rewritten version.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 75,692 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
Power Switch by VidiaPhoenix reviews
Due to Vexen's latest experiment, the member's of Organization XIII have switched powers. Pandemonium is ensured. How will the Organization ever survive a week with each other's powers?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Axel, Roxas, Xion, Organization XIII
You've Been NUZLOCKED! by Undying Soul98 reviews
A boy travels with his ragtag group of Pokemon friends to try and complete the Nuzlocke Challenge at the behest of a pushy Professor and a pushier Narrator, while his 'Best Friends' accompany him and a hypocritical crime syndicate led by a far too savvy and sane man tries to kill him. Plus: gender bending, Shout Out's galore and other stuff, which may or may not suck. For Jim...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Oshawott/Mijumaru, Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., OC
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
DropMeNot by Taliax reviews
Sora doesn't hate a lot of things, but the Drop system is one of them. Being spat out of one universe and into another can get awfully annoying. Crackfic. Spoilers for Dream Drop Distance.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,793 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Sora, Xigbar, Aqua, Vanitas - Complete
Lola: An Underdog Story by catilena1890 reviews
The story of a small girl as she teams up with a friendly but mocked Deino while they overcome multiple challenges in their quest to become great, despite the odds and the jerks. With an unfriendly rival pushing her over the edge and Lola the Deino's complex development, do Vixen and her band of misfits stand a chance in this cruel world that does not favor the underdog?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 116 - Words: 395,142 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Deino, OC - Complete
To Tame a Land by Nightquesttarja reviews
After both Hiccup and Valka are taken by a dragon, a grieving and furious Stoick vows to revenge their deaths by defeating the legendary Dragon Masters whom he thinks are responsible. Only he doesn't know that they are his wife and son.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,500 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless, Valka
If I Lost on Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover by EarlGengar @ Deviantart
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 191,007 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival]
Lost in the Dark by E.M. Megs reviews
Her kingdom was brought down before she even knew it existed, leaving her and the King to flee from the Witch and Narian forces that would kill them if they knew who they were. 20 years later, the Narian Prince who saw through her disguise as a Kiran male aristocrat would become the biggest danger to her safety in a plot to end wars, curses, and face fears. Fantasy AU - KyoHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 189,895 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Things Learned by Ariyah's rider reviews
AU, Sequel to Things Known. Prince Loki of Asgard is sent to earth to retrieve the Tesseract from the mortals who are meddling with it. Of course, he quickly discovers that when things come to humans, nothing is ever simple. Powerful forces vie for control and custody of the most powerful object in the nine realms, and the homesick prince finds himself caught in the middle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Perseus Attraction by There She Goes And Shes Comin reviews
Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 55 - Words: 156,374 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Classis Dragonis-Fleet by xXBanditXx reviews
The continuation of Classis Dragonis Academy. The battle to save Earth is on! Dragon Fleet is facing its darkest hour. Will the Enterprise Fleet be able to come together and save the world or will the succumb to their differences. AU of Star Trek (2009) with Dragons instead of Star Ships.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
The Aberration by NastElilBuggr reviews
After her fight with Glinda and Fiyero's sacrifice, Elphaba turns to a different page from the Grimmerie and reads from it, thinking she has nothing left to lose. How will this small change affect the life and times of the Wicked Witch as we know them? Winner of Best Angst story in the 2012 Greg Awards!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,834 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/26/2010 - [Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] Glinda U.
Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,266 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Not Your Average Capture the Flag by livetolaugh reviews
After countless arguments about "who gets who" of the big three on their capture the flag teams, Thalia , Percy, and Nico decide to make their own team and try to beat all of the other cabins combined. But will their plan work? Or will they be completely beaten?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,621 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Things Known by Ariyah's rider reviews
AU: In a world where Loki always knew who he was, where he stood in the world, and where both his mother and father were always loyally behind him, many of the holes in his soul never formed. But even if all is well with Loki, not all is well with their family. Secrets still sleep, jealously still breeds, pride still grows, and it will tear the royal family asunder.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,240 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Empty Space by Narcolepcy375 reviews
The year is 2018. James T. Kirk is an ordinary guy from a small town. He feels unfulfilled, like he's trapped in the Midwest- trapped on earth. And if these hallucinations continue, they're gonna commit him. The year is also 2276. Spock is entering Pon Farr without a mate. When he tries to bond with Nyota, he finds that he's bonded to another, someone he thought long dead.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,398 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones
Investigations of a Prescient: The Memiors of a Revolution by Angelwrath reviews
As Meronym and Zachry leave Big Island, an artifact from before the time of the Fall blurs the line between faith and fact and makes them question all they know. How did the love of Hae Joo and Somni 451 change the world? Based on the movie, some reference to the book.
Cloud Atlas - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,456 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Hae-Joo C., Meronym, Sonmi-451, Zachry
The White Horse by KLMeri reviews
Jim Kirk was a strange man. A silent man. No one knew much about him or, if they did, were not willing to say what they did know, especially to the town's newest magical occupant. Not that Leonard McCoy cared. He had an old curse to track down and unravel by the year's end. Meanwhile a killer was tracking him. AU. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,108 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
How to Train Your Boyfriend by zukofan2005 reviews
Katara wanted to make something of herself. Because of the gender roles in her village she couldn't be a warrior. But her life starts changing for the better when she knocks a powerful rare dragon out of the air and learns it's greatest secret. ZUTARA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Zuko, Katara
STARE WARS Episode I: The Phantom Plotline by LionLad reviews
In this parody, the galaxy's stupidest Jedi and his long-suffering apprentice rescue a hot queen and set off in search of the plot. Rated T for language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,338 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala, Nute Gunray
The Borg go into Business by tempest10 reviews
Assimilation's not as profitable as they thought, so the Borg start manufacturing household appliances. Includes: neckties, toaster ovens, the Borg (duh), UPS, courtroom drama, a bailiff, and Data's mom (from that episode with Data's mom). Please read & review!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Data, J. Picard, Q - Complete
Saix vs iPhone by Dymaxion Chronofile reviews
It was kind of Roxas to give his superior such a lovely gift.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Saïx - Complete
The Adhesive Properties of Dragon Scales by Angela and MiniMix reviews
/King Xehanort is not one to obey the whims of the universe. He intended to be king and no mysterious entity known as 'they' were going to stop him from reaching this goal; dragon or no dragon, he was going to be king. But the universe is not one to be disregarded for the whims of man./ In which Vanitas is a dragon, Xehanort is a Not-King and poor Aqua is kidnapped by a dragon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Xehanort, Aqua, Terra, Vanitas
In Which the Tribbles Inadvertently Aid the Course of Destiny by Ratkinzluver33 reviews
The Tribbles attack the Enterprise, accidentally triggering an embarrassing course of events that (frequently) make Bones want to cry.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Is She Snoring? by imisskate reviews
Anthony DiNozzo loves stakeouts! That is, when his partner doesn't fall asleep. With a sleeping Kate and nothing to do, what he resort to, and how will Kate deal with it?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Thor vs the Internet by Muldoon22 reviews
Thor discovers the Internet. 'Nuff said. Swearing and lewd behaviour. Rated M, but have to place as T in order for the story to be visible. Thor/Tony friendship. Subtle Steve/Natasha romantic hints.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Protagonists' Very Offensive Fashion Taste by Master Porky Minch reviews
WARING: The following is rated M for extremely stereotypical and prejudice content. I did not mean to offend anyone when I made this. If you are easily offended, or even if you get offended by other people's works even slightly, please do yourself a favor and don't read this, It would be better for you if you listen to me.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
XIII by Shadoobie reviews
(*Alternate Universe*) Freak of Nature. Less than human. What will become of the living weapon simply dubbed "XIII"? Inspired by "Weapon X" from Marvel Comics. (Eventual FLight)
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 143,620 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Fang, Lightning - Complete
From, and To, and Why by Lorata reviews
Laurence's talent for repression, Tharkay's for self-denial, and Granby's for exploding when he just can't take it anymore finally come to a head. Also, Temeraire and Iskierka nearly get everyone killed.
Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
NCIS: Alternate by sirscreen reviews
What if Team Gibbs had an extra member in Season 1? AU
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Kate T.
Good Company by read-only13 reviews
Pre-Series. Jenny Shepard needs to rant after work and finds a willing ear in new Secret Service Agent Kate Todd at a Georgetown bar.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,188 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jenny Shepard, Kate T.
The Shadow's Fighters by toastedCroissants reviews
Aelita Schaeffer, the seventeen-year old princess of France got everything she ever wanted. But not until a tyrannical King comes and invades her country, bringing her family to their knees. What will happen when she leaves her castle for safety and encounters a group of experienced fighters that want to help her? Read and find out! J/A and a bit U/Y COMPLETE!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
Sparked by Kainaku reviews
Zuko looked over his shoulder to see which waterbender just helped him. He was surprised to see it was a woman in a voluminous brown robe and a straw hat with a thick veil. He couldn't decide if he was disappointed no one from the Avatar's group came after him. Set shortly after WAT. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Tattooed by luminosity45 reviews
One-shot. What does Kate have tattooed on her butt? And how does Gibbs know what it is? Precursor to 'My Other Left Foot'.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kate T., Abby S. - Complete
Cultural Education by gauchadeutsche reviews
Katara/Zuko Secret Santa prompt, 2012 edition. Iroh's knowledge of Water Tribe customs is just enough to make Zuko nervous, but perhaps it's not all bad.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Russian's Sent to Me by forever-sweet reviews
I was really bored and so this is the product. It is pretty much just crack and has nothing to do with the Cold War. Do not like, do not read. Rated this way for some of the gifts and America's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
El Bello Dormiente by Gayle-Feyn reviews
A crack-filled tale of love and adventure, Hetalia meets Sleeping Beauty. Rated T for cursing both magical and non , sexual themes, the breaking down of the forth wall, and Francey Pants.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Five Times Thor Failed to Bring Out the Jotun… by Omnicat reviews
...in Loki, and Once He Succeeded / After the events of the movie, the brothers re-unite on Earth and Thor realises that he never got to see Loki's Jotun form. Something has to be done, of course!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Moonlight Seekers by Raberba girl reviews
Saïx never thought he would miss the rest of the Organization, but then, he's never before had to spend a week in the Keyblade Graveyard with no one but Xemnas for company. Platonic fic for Saïx/Xemnas Day 2012.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Gale of Laughter by KamikazePenguin69 reviews
Orre is under threat again from an incompetent mafia, and its only hope rests in the hands of an equally incompetent child. Join Michael as he valiently attempts to rescue Orre's pokemon from having Pac-man machines implanted in their hearts. VERY OOC. Loosely follows XD Gale of Darkness plotline.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Michael/Ryūto, Verich/Greevil/Deathgold
Jet's Troubling Obsession by emletish reviews
Jet has taken to stalking Lee with gusto. However he would like to remind everyone, especially smellerbee and longshot, that while he spends every waking minute stalking Lee, or talking about Lee or obsessing about Lee - he does not have a Big Gay Crush on him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,875 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
If Loki Had Tried That In Toronto by Hyper Kid reviews
Loki got everyone on their knees before him in Germany. The Toronto crowd would have been a little more rebellious. He's lucky he didn't go there. Short, cracky, rated for a swearword.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Pointless things Russia should say in Hetalia by Ankhasia Riddle reviews
Basically what it says on the tin. One thing per chapter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Russia
Alliance by sirscreen reviews
It all began with a kidnapping...
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
American Standards by Emerald-Leaves reviews
What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,500 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Organization XIII Interviews by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
To find a fourteenth member for Organization XIII, Xemnas interviews characters from various fandoms. Unfortunately, that means lots of chaos with injuries, caffeine, singing, and angsty anti-heroes galore. Crossover with multiple fandoms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Blonde by Josefin Tonks reviews
Thors first day at school. Inspired by a Joke I heard. Crackish.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Veggie in Wonderland! by july-jewel reviews
What starts out as a simple search for two missing brats *cough* Trunks & Goten *cough* for a certain saiyajin prince winds up as a wacky journey through a weird land... whose inhabitants, for some odd reason, look strangely familiar!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Vegeta
The Art of Mischief by charm545 reviews
Thor has asked Loki to teach him how to lie.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Loki, Thor
Note to self: Super villains are possessive by Silverlynxcat reviews
Tony must have done something to warrant Loki throwing him out of a window. /Crossover with the Avengers/Tony-centric/Thorki/
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
TROLOLOLIPOP by Miravisu reviews
Loki would admit to the mortals of Midgard having mastered one thing Asgard had not. please excuse chunky formatting, ff net's doc manager is eeevil :
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Loki, Thor
STRUCK by TrackRunner73 reviews
Annabeth Chase definitely did not plan on spending her summer traveling around the country with a bunch of other teenage criminals. Then again, she had never planned on becoming one in the first place. Percabeth AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,053 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Wicked OneShot Medley by Julia-Caesar reviews
Collection of Cute, One-shots, mostly set in the Shiz-era unless stated otherwise. "Galinda the Hyper," "Biq, Boq, Fiyero, They're all the Same!" "If I Only Had a Brain..." "Dancing Through Malls.," and more! Reviews are lovely! Mostly Fiyeraba!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Legendary PKMN: Arc Two- Zero by Cataclyptic reviews
The second arc! Now the gang is up against enemies galore as they try to do everything from taking over the world to closing down an apartment! Tensions rise, authors quit, and a whole lot of chaos in the second arc of Legendary PKMN!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Darkrai - Complete
Legendary PKMN: Arc One- Legend by Cataclyptic reviews
The first arc in the Legendary PKMN series! Join Darkrai and his friends as he fights off Thieves, Jackals, The Pit and Aliens, all while trying to impress Lopunny who doesn't know he exists!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Darkrai - Complete
The List by OurLordDisco reviews
So... how DID you lose that eye, Xigbar? Rated K plus for Xiggy's language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Xigbar - Complete
When The Lights Go Out by Raberba girl reviews
Chaos ensues in the Castle That Never Was. What else can you expect from thirteen volatile people with magical powers enclosed in a dark room? No slash.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Axel - Complete
Flight of Fancy by Kaitou Jareth reviews
Loki steals Thor's helmet and tells him it flew away.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Cat Troubles by Selene Illusinia reviews
Loki and Thor are forced to help Darcy with her cats. Which leads to humor. And a bit of god-breaking. Yes, Odin and Frigga cause quite a bit of trouble for the brothers. Rating for language and the mention of porn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Thor, Loki, Darcy L., Jane F. - Complete
Chug by Ohappydaze reviews
Loki learns for the first time what it's like to be drunk. Shame he won't remember it in the morning.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Founding Pop Tarts by dietcokemaniac reviews
A one-shot story about what really happened at the congressional meetings that determined our Constitution. Rated T for character deaths and profanity.
Liberty's Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Complete
At Starlight by Quietnovel reviews
Will Shang ever love her? When the soldiers stop at a village, along the way to the Imperial City, Mulan decides to don her kimono for the afternoon and confront Shang as Mulan and not Ping. R&R please :P
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
Much Ado About Wicked by ZeGabz reviews
The war is over, but the battle between Elphaba Thropp and Fiyero Tiggular rages on, as violent as ever. Will their friends be able to trick them into realizing their love before it's too late?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T.
Legendary PKMN: JudgmenT by Cataclyptic reviews
The second movie in the lPKMN saga! This time, the gang is on a rescue mission to save thier worst enemy. Which makes no sense at all, but there you have it. In the midst of battle, jokes shall be told, battles shall be waged, and decisions will be made.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Darkrai, Zero - Complete
Look who's home! by Pinkwataah1 reviews
Fran somehow get's lost in time, back in 1989, Sara's home...and Fran is faced with a horrible decision.
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,202 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Fran F., Maxwell S.
Suspended in the Ground by mysterywriter94 reviews
"I had no idea why I was hearing Kate's voice in my head, but I knew this was real enough that I should probably listen to her," Is Kate dead, or what? I had to find out, and instantly regretted the mess I got myself into...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 68,678 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Abby S. - Complete
Opposing Thoughts by I'mjustanotherbrickinthewall reviews
Sarah and James are sixteen, and have still not really hit it off yet. Living with Ben, a guest comes. And what an interesting one at that. Tempers flare and hearts race. Odd pairing, Sarah/James and Sarah/Mr. Paine. THIS HAS BEEN PUT ON HOLD FOR NOW.
Liberty's Kids - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011
Karaoke Night by Brambleshadow of WindClan reviews
The team is hanging out at one of their favorite bars . . . and it just so happens to be karaoke night. Of course, Abby persuades everyone to try it, and hilarity and surprising truths ensue. Collab with Valkyrie-chick. ON HIATUS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 37,318 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011
The best laid plans of Gods and men by Korilian reviews
Loki has a plan. Unfortunately he also has fans.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
an unfortunate series of naked mishaps by emletish reviews
Katara and Zuko secretly seeing each other. They just want a little privacy. Is that too much to ask? Fate it would seem, has other ideas. a series of Naked Mishaps follows. Completed! Rated S for silly and N for nudity
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Zuko, Katara
Kamia by Goldpen reviews
Based on wolfsrainrules's challenge! Let me tell you a story, it happens in a world like ours but different. In this world there are those who control remarkable powers. They are called; Angels and Demons. Hiatus
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O.
Truth Beneath the Lies by Draycos reviews
Name: Fujioka Haruhi. Position: Commander of the White Rose Brigade. My Objective: eliminate Souh Tamaki, prime suspect for the illegal tampering of Out-of-Body Soul Linkage. My Obstacle: Head Chief of Ouran's Secret Police, Ootori Kyouya. AU/OT3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F.
Loki's Laundry by Angelstreasure reviews
Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Wild CC by lightmylumiere reviews
CC takes Gracie's Girl Scout troop camping and encounters so many things. slight language, but what can you expect from CC?
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - CC B., Grace S. - Complete
Body and Soul by Dark Slayer's Throne reviews
When a mysterious woman with blue hair wielding a keyblade appears, Xemnas orders his Organization to capture her at all costs. But who is she? And why is Xemnas after her? Complete. Epilogue Posted.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 252,872 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Xemnas, Aqua - Complete
Implications by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. Set pre-movie. Immortal frat boys with too much time - and mead - on their hands are a dangerous combination.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Lunacy by 2BfrankIMAhotdog reviews
I had some trouble deciding whether this would count as romance or not... Anyways, Saix is having trouble sleeping, so he goes to talk to Xemnas. It's not what you think...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Saïx, Xemnas - Complete
Prepared For Trouble? by 27dayz reviews
Here's a selection of mottos from everyone's favourite villains...mottos that you probably won't hear on the show, mostly due to the fact that they have a new, not-so improved motto. Anyhow, enjoy.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth
Lingering Vengeance by Dark Slayer's Throne reviews
A fallen hero searches for his eternal enemy... Can Sora and Riku give this warrior the rest he deserves? Or will they fall to his terrible power? Completed. Epilogue Posted.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - The Lingering Sentiment, Riku - Complete
I Get No Kick From Champagne by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Niles decides to nudge along Maxwell and Fran's relationship, but things don't go as planned. Niles/Fran
Nanny - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Niles, Fran F. - Complete
PMD Loopholes by Ysavvryl reviews
Time is being eroded in the lands of Pokemon. Who is chosen to save the day? A big sister, a bookworm ninja, an ex-outlaw, and an alien creature. Based off PMD Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,437 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Legendary PKMN: InvaXion by Cataclyptic reviews
The first movie in the Legendary PKMN saga! Join Darkrai, Cresselia and the rest of the gang as they try to stop a massive alien invasion led by Deoxys's mother while the rest of the Legendary Council is too busy watching Harry Potter Seven!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Darkrai, Deoxys - Complete
What Hit Me by JoKer-Neal reviews
What hit me this morning? Why do I feel so tall today? Why is everyone acting so strangely around me? I don’t remember putting a scarf on today. Did Francis just call me Ivan? Yeah, I suck at summaries…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,742 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - England/Britain, Russia
The Sassy Gay Polish Friend by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Meet Russia. He and his ex-boyfriend are on the verge of throwing the world into all-out nuclear war. This fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend! Implied Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Russia, Poland - Complete
Spinach and Feta Cheese Pizza by ilovefetamorethanyou reviews
INTRUDER ALERT! WHY HAVE 76543333323 DUSKS GONE RENEGADE? TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS, ORGANIZATION MEMBERS!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Saïx, Naminé - Complete
Ivan the Commie by histupid505 reviews
Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman! "Ivan the Commie, was a jolly happy soul, with a long white scarf and an overcoat, and a flask of alcohol." Christmas parody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Russia, Belarus
Shampoo by BreakBeauty reviews
Axel makes fun of Saïx for using girly shampoo. Saïx vows for revenge. What happens next? Read and see! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
Economic Growth by xblkdragonx reviews
Yao's growing economy makes him increasingly aroused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
(Not so) Fun Kingdom Hearts Switches! by Raberba girl reviews
Xemnas comes up with an evil plan to switch people's personalities around. So now Goofy and Demyx are engaged in an epic battle, as Sephiroth trains with his Dancers and Sora tries to summon Kingdom Hearts...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Operation: Trick Or Treat? by Into The Blue reviews
Organization XIII all have their differences. However, they all share one thing in common... they're all terrified of Saix. Question is... what would it take to scare him?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Saïx
Sand Storm by Sincosma reviews
Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Purple by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro reviews
Larxene and Yuffie team up to play a hilarious prank. Written in poem format. Saix/Sephiroth, CRACK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Saïx, Sephiroth
Boxed Lunches by Apatheia reviews
When dealing with an act of kindness from Number XI, one could usually expect to die in a few hours or end up losing something valuable.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
A Peaceful Day by Denkoumaru reviews
It was a peaceful day at castle oblivion and it was destined to be shattered. No pairing
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Demyx, Saïx - Complete
The Moon is Crazy by xEternal Wingx reviews
Saix has been drugged,but what happenes to the rest of the Organization Members when they try to stop him? rated because of language and 'suggetion'.i guess... review people!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,320 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Saïx - Complete
CODE RED by elegant-fleuret reviews
Neji explains to Hinata the joy of womenhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by nidaba reviews
A crack Neji fic that resulted from a comment that Sintari made about needing more fics that featured Neji talking dirty. So here is a Neji x ? fic with Hinata, Kib, and Shino listening in.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Best Friends Forever? by juliagulia1017 reviews
Sillyfic. All Hinata wanted was for her and Neji to become close again, but his cold attitude always got in the way. Now she's using his one weakness against him, but is it really worth all the trouble in the end?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Dare by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiHina] On a dare, Hinata sets out to kiss the one she truly loves.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Dragonball: Total War: Death Saiyan by GeordieLadPaul1 reviews
When 'The Noise' threatens to take over Capsule Corp and the Son residences, the Saiyans take drastic measures to stop it. They form a rock group...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,725 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 8/21/2002
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
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It's All Between the Ears reviews
Genderbend/AU- Sam Kirk was a little protective of his little sister, Jane. Ok, maybe a lot protective, but arguing with the commanding officers of the Enterprise where she's acting as the temporary psychologist during an emergency mission so they'll LISTEN and NOT die ISN'T overprotective! As much as he loved Pike, the man was stubborn, not to mention his First Officer... Fem!Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, OC
Star Trek: Enterprise We Pick You Up!
An emo, a drug dealer, an ex-KGB agent, a stuntman, dat ghetto-ass ho, and perhaps the only sane person on the ship: a Captain that was dropped on his head as a child, must work together to defeat the Spaceheads. The evil punk hipsters from a different dimension threaten to destroy all of pop culture as we know it, breaking any laws of nature that stand in their way...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,918 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura