Author has written 2 stories for Star Trek: 2009.
Hello there! Been snoopin around this site forever, so I finally decided to join up! Please don't be haters! I have a tendency to procrastinate, and forget things a lot, so don't be surprised if it takes me forever to update. Feel free to nag me if it's been way too long, though! :)
I love to read fanfics of all sorts, Humor especially, but I can get picky.
Name: Emily or Claire
Age: Not tellin :P
Place: Richmond, VA
Fav books- Temeraire series, Inkheart trilogy (and just about anything else by Cornelia Funke), Percy Jackson Series, Kane Chronicles, 39 Clues series (used to be a member on the site, but my account just randomly got cancelled, so I only read the books now), Avril Levine (author), T2 series, Angels and Demons, Age of Fire Series, Eon/Eona (Who out there other than me thinks Dillon going nuts was flat-out stupid?), Wicked Series, Cloud Atlas, Septimus Heap Series, and Tintin (in French of course)
Fav movies- Night at the Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian, Pirates of the Carribean Series (and just about anything with Johnny Depp probably), Star Wars AND Star Trek (I'm starting to become a Trekky, lol), Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, Shanghai Knights (and pretty much anything with Jackie Chan), The Avengers, Iron Man Trilogy, Capt. America, Thor, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (best X-mas movie ever made, I'm serious!), Moliere, Cyrano de Bergerac, Sarah's Key, Yamakasi, Jean-Phillipe, and Diner du Con (French FTW, woot! :D)
Fav music- Rock, Pop, hip-hop, come to think of it, I probably like at least a few songs from any genre you can think of... I'm very indecisive... :/
Fav other stuff- Cirque du Soleil, NCIS, DB/Z/Kai (GT is bullshit and so are the movies), *YGOTAS, *TFS (DBZ Abridged), The Nanny (though I didn't bother watching past season 3), Ouran High School Host Club (the manga primarily), Wicked, Pokémon (everything 'cept the manga, really), Naruto, and Yugioh (the ORIGINAL!!! anything else is copycat-effing-bullcrap!!!)
Fav sports- NASCAR, soccer
Fav Videogames- Final Fantasy XIII (have yet to play anything else :/), Kingdom Hearts Series, Castlevania LoS, Rachet & Clank Series, and Okami Series
Quotes & other stuff-
"No. I am not shitting you." -Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator: Judgement Day
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" -Will Rogers
"Thank God I'm an atheist." -Luis Bunuel
"It's not the people who're in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't" -Arthur Gore
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing." -Emo Phillips
"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing will begin in five minutes."
"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made." -George Burns
"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand" -Charles Monroe Schultz
"There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad." -Salvador Dali
"I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic, necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse" -Woody Allen
"They misunderestimated me." -George W. Bush
"If it sells, it's art" -Frank Lloyd
"You have to be 100% behind someone before you can stab them in the back" -David Brent
"I’m going to inviscerate you, and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!" -MasakoX from Team Four Star
"Son of a gum chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like life just likes to bend me over, and fight me in the Alps! Like I’m some sort of shlop recepticle! Well, for all I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbeque with a God damn pig!" -Lanipator from Team Four Star
"Knowledge is what it is, and wisdom is how you use it." (I think I got this from a fortune cookie...)
Check this out...
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If you have ever forgotten what you are going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ALL THE TIME!
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead! :D
If Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace were simultaneously destroyed, 90% of teenagers would either go insane, go into a coma or die. If you're one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5% THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Nazgul Queen, Admiral Norrington, iamanundeadmonkey, LoveSquaredTichan, icestar14, Valkyrie-chick, Lani Carmine,
There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa / Thranduils.Heart.And.Soul / ServantofSauron / icestar14 /Valkyrie-chick/Lani Carmine/
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
I have no life, I have no memory, I have no motivation, and I have no time to hear you complain about it. :P
*Very recommended spoof series if you like Yu-gi-oh, and/or DBZ, and don't mind a lot of innuendo and jokes about homosexuality. Note: No offense intended, I don't mind it, personally, because two of my Mom's best friends, I call them Uncles, are gay, and I love them, and they're some of the nicest people I've ever met, with great tastes in food, and some of the best wits and senses of humor I've ever seen. X)*