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HI!

I am an AVID fanfiction reader, since 2010.

I love Twilight, Detective Conan, Thor, and Sherlock! Twilight most of all.

If you have any good story suggestions of any of my interests, then please PM me! I'm always up for a good read!

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In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,065 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 2,482 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 325,303 - Reviews: 13770 - Favs: 5,364 - Follows: 6,716 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Serenity's Prayer by ladylibre reviews
COMPLETE! When Edward takes Bella into the forest to dump her, her reaction completely surprises him. Will this be the end of B&E or will they find a new path to forever? A canon-based yet very different AU approach to New Moon. Some OOC and OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,786 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Extension of the Mind by ausland reviews
He hates how much he needs her in his head. It's a defense mechanism, it was survival. For same reason that John's voice echos in his ears, Irene Adler sometimes dances in front of his eyes, caresses his cheek, kisses him deeply. He needs this delusion the same way he needed the drugs once. How Irene repays a debt, how Sherlock's mind cracks, and a needed dance. Adlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., Irene A.] - Complete
Drowning, not waving by Bower-Of-Bliss reviews
30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.  Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous. Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism? B x E x H2O equals slippery when wet. All Human. Minimal angst. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 269,062 - Reviews: 9481 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the Dust Settles by She is Divine reviews
Where do you go and what do you do when war takes away everything that matters to you? Army Sergeant Edward Cullen has to find out and learns new, important lessons about family, friendship, and love along the way. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,810 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've Lost My Bed, Can I Borrow Yours? by makemelaughcontest reviews
He's hot, spicy Indian take-out, and I'm a bowl of oatmeal. Without any sugar or honey to get rid of that cardboard taste. - 34 year old Bella thinks she's met her very own Jordan Catalano, but will she be able to deal with the age gap, his cheesy pick-up lines and the Monster-In-Law?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suit Up by makemelaughcontest reviews
Bella watches swim god Edward Masen from afar. What happens when he gets close enough to touch?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by LaraWinner reviews
On Hiatus. AU, smut, vamp/human sex and violence. A dark and graphic ExB tale loosely following the plot of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,419 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
An Unexpected Visitor by RedBerrie reviews
Jane's pre-Avengers life at the observatory in Tromsø takes an unexpected turn when the amazing man she loved pays her a visit. But does she really know the God of Thunder as well as she thinks she does? A one-shot. Rated for sexual content, and some language and violence. Contains non-con.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
Thor Pwns Wal Mart by charis2770 reviews
Post-Avengers, Jane and Thor have found a way to be together at last. It's all she could have wished for, and then some. But it's playing heck on her worldly posessions! Jane takes Thor shopping at Wal Mart so she can replace all the things which have been torn or broken during their reunion. And buy more pop tarts. This turns out to be an adventure. And hotter than you might think
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,014 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jane F., Thor
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Singer and The Sorrow by MG2112 reviews
Neither can survive without the other. They have to be together or they will both perish. Bella Swan is a graduate student drawn into a world of dreams. Edward Cullen is a beautiful, immortal vampire. High in the hills of the Tuscany region of Italy is a town called Volterra that inexplicably links these two disparate lives. **Ch10-REVISED**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,617 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No right or wrong by Dooba reviews
Edward and Jasper are best friends and in need of a roommate. Bella needs a place to live, and fast.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up Side Down by BettiGefecht reviews
Singer Bella Swan needs a pianist. Vampire Edward Cullen auditions for the job. We all know, three days are enough to change... everything, don't we? Won 3rd Judges Pick in the Obsession Contest. AU, OOC, rated M for language, lemons and leeches.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete