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Author has written 72 stories for Alpha and Omega, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Lord of the Rings, Stepfather, 2009, Mist, 2007, Grand Theft Auto, Hobbit, Harry Potter, My Little Pony, Ghost Rider, 300, 8 Mile, Simpsons, Patriot, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Walking Dead, SpongeBob SquarePants, Friday the 13th, Far Cry, Max Payne, and Gears of War.


GENDER: Male..

NAME: Connor Noiles

AGE: 22

CULTURE: Irish Canadian

FROM: Ottawa, Ontario

RELIGION: Christian. But I'm arguably very UNreligious..

SELF VIEW: I am trying to be known mostly for my humor in stories. But I often try to be serious in stories too, though it's harder for me these days..


"I'm nothing more than a sarcastic Irish Canadian, who PREFERS saying he's part Irish over saying he's part French.. And dose little else but write stupid stories nobody cares about. Say over used jokes. Swear more than I need to. Secretly watch porn, and than cry about it. And whine about stuff I'm too lazy to change... All in all, a good role model for the kids"

"I am trying to be known mostly for my humor in stories. But I often try to be serious in stories too, though it's harder for me these days."

"I watch scary story readers like Mr Nightmare cause It's better to TRULY understand how terrible the world is. To avoid such situations. And understand how lucky we are to have such good family's, who never sell us for drugs.. Or have friends that don't try to kill us (literary).."

"Rather you like me or not. I'm not going anywhere for a REAL long time."

"(reviewing the anime Monster) Too bad Junkers died though. Never thought someone with the first name ADOLF, would make me sad, when seeing them die."

"Yes.. That's right people.. I'm finally watching Death Note! I think I'm gonna like this show. It's certainly up to a unique start.. A very "different" show then one I'd normally watch. But hey.. So is MLP. I want a death note. There's one main name I would put down. It rhymes with "Arnold Umpt".

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way or anouther"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, bitch!"

"I'm no more than what you expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing more to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable you just want to take everything you own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site"

"Having re read Cupcakes currently.. I still found it oddly inspiring. Not for the morbid gore. But by the narrations"

"I write with pride, I write for the hell of it"

"Ashleigh Ball claims that Applejack's character was inspired by the country singers Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton. Even if it's only for the voice. Still. How can you get something as awesome as Applejack, from that Cyrus freak! Dosen't that piss you off!? What's next, Spike was based off Justin Biber. Oh god! Don't let it fuckin happen! But, really though, Ashleigh Ball really 'did' say that.. I'm fuckin SERIOUS! Look it up! You have the internet don't you!? Now, I know your probably thinking "Dua, coarse I have the internet, I'm reading your stupid story. If so.. Don't be such a smart ass!"

"I don't believe EVERYTHING, my religion says.."

"A humor themed personality quiz called me unfunny, time to track down the creator"

"Ever saw the trailer for something called "Soroity Row. Stupid, stupid movie.
I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them! Thinking it's funny to fake a death.
I get that they wanted revenge for him cheating.
But simply humilating him, would of gotten the point across.
But 'Nooo' they have to make him think he killed somebody.
What the fuck is funny about that!
And than., they said they would have to dismember her.
What the fuck did you expect him to do!? Idiots!"

"Let it be known. My original reason for posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Isn't because I hate it, in fact I "loved" it. No, I spoofed it in order to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I show how things COULD of gone"

"It's the little stuff that makes me feel like I'm not wasting my time"

"I thought of impressing my girlfriend.. But then realized I don't have one.. It was awkward"

"I often enjoy watching various battle scenes of walking dead, with help from Netflick.. And my dad came down when I was watching the battles of the opening episode of season 3.. But anyway. It was abit annoying, as he was in my ear the whole time, about how unhealthy these amounts of violence are..
If I was gonna go crazy from these shows.. I probably would of by now"

"I don't get why Canada and American are always labeling each other..
Truth of it is... Every American wants to be in Canada.. But every Canadian wants to be in America"

"I can offically add "mother discovers I'm a secret brony, in possibly the WORST way of finding out" to my list of awkward moments in life. But hey. With all my morbid pictures of the characters found on my Facebook page (including my current avatar, taken from CUPCAKES). It was only a matter of time"

"I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible)"

"Your die and you will LIKE IT!!"

"Hate the haters, troll the trolls"

FAVORITE BAND: Metallica, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, SlipKnot, Bullet for your Valentine, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Godsmack, Three days Grace, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Drowning pool, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Guns and Roses, Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, Nickelback, Andrew WK, Black Angels, Poets of the Fall, Muse, Creed, Duran Duran, Finger eleven, Theory of a Deadman, Green day, Imagine dragons, Linkin Park, Offspring, Priestess, Rage Against the Machine, Breaking Benjamin..

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Walking Dead, Family guy, Simpsons, Spongebob Squrepants, Rediciousless, Rob Drydek's fantasy factory, Rules of Engagement, Simpsons, Big Bang Theroy, Two and a half men, South Park, MLP/FIM

FAVORITE MOVIES: 300, The Immortals, Saw series, Taken 1&2, Lord of the Rings series, StepFather, Nightmear on Elms Street series, Insidious, The Thing 2011, Con Air, Jaws 1, Zombieland, Shaun o. The dead, Saving Private Ryan, The Campaign, Step Brothers, Click. Grown Ups, Liar Liar, Yes Man, Get Smart.. Anything with gun related violence, anything thing with Will Farrell, Mark Wahlberg, Seth Macfarlene, or Liam Neelson..

FAVORITE GAMES: Assasin Creed series, Left 4 dead series, Call of Duty series, Guitar Hero Metallica, Grand Threft Auto series, LA Noire, Red Dead Redemption, Army of Two series, Gears of War 3, Max Playne 3.. Anything with guns.



Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, you guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do you want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings you want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound and NC moans lightly).
Care Bear (off-screen): Hi. We're the Care Bears, and everybody has to care about something--
(NC brings out his gun and starts shooting at the Care Bears as they are heard screaming.)


Doctor: (to students) Here we have a juvenile onset diabetic with poor circulation and diabetic neuropathy. As you can see, these are diabetic ulcers with lymphedema and evidence of gangrene. Consider antibiotics, possibly amputation.

Patch Adams: What's her name? (everyone stares at him)

NC: (stutters heavily in a British accent) NAAAAAAAAME?!?!

Patch: I was just wondering the patient's name.

Doctor: Marjorie.

Patch: Hi, Marjorie.

Marjorie: Hi.

NC: Alright, are you telling me that years and years of medical research and we never put together, until the early seventies, that there's a difference between not being emotionally involved and not being a dick!


Critic: . Adams is the hero because the big bad establishment doesn't want people laughing! (stuffy British accented) BLBLBLBLBL! This is most unorthodox! BLBLBLBLBL!
Board meeting: Board Member: We find no fault in your attempts to improve the quality of life around you. And therefore, we find no merit in the decision to block your graduation from medical school. And, uh, Dean Walcott, in the future, I think matters like this could best be solved if you yourself would practice a little...excessive happiness
Critic: (as villain doctor) MOST UNORTHODOOOOOOOOX!!!


NC (voiceover): And it doesn’t seem possible! It doesn’t seem humanly possible! It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger pregnant! Something has to be funny about this! What are you doing wrong, Ivan Reitman?! What are you doing wrong?!

NC: Boring. Boring. (falls asleep)

(Critic’s dream turns into a music video, along with three musicians that have the heads of Arnold Schwarzenegger)

NC: (sings in a high-pitch witch only Doug Walker "Critic" can do) I’m so bored… So very, very bored!!! I’d rather watch a bunch of cupcakes sing a merry song and then go surfing on a door! It’s so DULL, there’s nothing to say… I’d rather… sugarcoat a Leprechaun, feed him to a dog and then go play some croquet. Where did the funny go? How can this be? Did vampires suck out the humor? Maybe it could’ve worked If they had used Miss, Tur, Tee!

Musicians: (singing in deeper pitch) Boring!

NC: (still speaks in high pitch) It’s just not that interesting!

Musicians: (deeper pitch) Boring!

NC: (high voice) Where did it go wrong?

Musicians: (deeper pitch) Boring!

NC: (high voice) I’m not even doing the review now. I’m just, singing, this, pointless, song!

Musicians: (deeper pitch) You’re not missing that much! Not-hing happens! He acts a little femmy, and they just talk some more Without any, jokes, put, in! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Boring! Bor-or-or-ing!


Lori-Beth: If Little Miss Muffet sits on your tuffet, say, “Hey! Miss Muffet! GET YOUR BUTT OFF MY TUFFET!”

NC: Can you believe those silly writers thinking something is funny simply because you scream it? SCREAMING IN EVERY OTHER SENTENCE IS NOT FUNNY! IT IS LOUD AND ANNOYING! AND ANYONE WHO DOES IT SHOULD BE SHOT- -

He’s shot through his forehead.


His wound and blood disappear.



Indiana Jones: Where’s my gun? (louder) WHERE'S MY GUN!?

Willie: I burnt my fingers and I cracked a nail!!

Critic: That’s right, folks. We just did a “broke a nail” joke. We’ve successfully insulted both women and Chinese, and we haven’t even gotten to the Indian stereotypes yet!


Indiana Jones: You betrayed Shiva.

NC (voiceover): (as Indy) I will totally steal Jewish artifacts and become immortal, but anyone who betrays Shiva? FUCK YOOOOUUUUUU!!!


Critic: (singing) I'll kill anyone not celebrating with me! / Your resistance is feeding my insanity! / 'Cause it's snowing, I love shopping! / So put the star on top of the tree / and buy me a fucking TV! / We're going on a shopping spree! / My stocking's filled with DVDs! / My heart is filling up with glee / can't help what's coming over me / I fu-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!


Kurt Bozwell: (the boss of Mondo Burger, played by Jan Schweiterman) From now on, your life is Mondo Burger. You can forget about your friends. You can forget about your family. 'Cause Kurt is now both your mother and your father.

(A clip of Adolf Hitler at a rally is shown.)

Hitler: (with mock subtitles) First, we will make cheeseburgers. Then, we will make milkshakes. Heil Mondo Burger!


Critic: Have I talked about Batman the animated series?

(high pitched female scream is heard)

Critic: Guess that's a yes.



Cinema Snob: It's nice to know that Beaver and Buttface's favorite bands are apparently Ass and Pussy. Can't say I've ever heard of those bands, but they can't be any worse than AC/DC and Metallica.


[the episode is shot to look like a 3D video. Snob looks at the slightly distorted version of himself and exclaims]
Cinema Snob: Oh my God, oh my God, what has happened to me? I've become part of that 3D craze that I *hate* so much... even though it's incredibly easy for me to watch the 2D versions of things, I still feel the need to bitch about a gimmick that I don't even watch!


Cinema Snob: "God's Not Dead" is about as black and white as you could get in a movie like this. It is not a movie about promoting compassion, love, or Christianity. It's a movie that exists simply to reinforce its audience's hatred in things. Are you a Christian? Well, you're the persecuted hero who can do no wrong! Liberal blogger? You're a bitch and you'll get cancer! Atheist? You just hate God, verbally abuse your girlfriend, and you will fucking die!


Cinema Snob: So why am I hating Nightmare on Elms Street, if it has over 90% on rotten tomatoes? Well I like to hate on things on everyone likes cause it makes me seem cool.. But really it just makes me seem like a total dick.


Girl in movie: That was such a great party.
Snob: Hahahahahaha, PEOPLE DIED AT THAT PARTY!!


Foreskin Gump: (runs off with his girlfriend, who was working as a stripper) They were trying to touch you.

Cinema Snob: And by touching her, do you mean they were sitting in stools several feet away from her? than yes, they were touching her.


Cinema Snob: I'm starting too kinda agree with my own sarcasm.


(thoughout the movie STEPFATHER, he's defending Jerry O'Quinn for not being a murderer, even when he's seen with frightening mood swings, and is seen killing people).

Jerry O'Quin: Wait a minute.. Who am I here?

Snob: Well, maybe he's just a little on edge cause he needs a better pick up line.

???: Jerry?

Jerry: Right.. Jerry O'Quinn.. Thank you honey (beats the girl up and throws her downstairs).

Snob: Hmm... Okay.. I believe it now.. Jerry's a psycho killer.


Cinema Snob: Oh, he throws a stick at it?! Is that really what they teach these guys when they come across a supernatural being? Throw a stick at it?!


Cinema Snob: This fall on CBS. One’s a good-looking painter, one’s a bumbling doofus, and the other is the boy with a heart of gold. Top it all off with a psychotic killing leprechaun, and you have the hit family sitcom of the year. (The sitcom’s title is shown) 3 Guys That Paint. Coming this fall on CBS.


Nostalgia Critic: I don’t even get it. What’s he gonna do with the gold? It’s not like he can just walk into a place and buy a yacht!

Cinema Snob: Eh, he’ll eBay it.

Nostalgia Critic: What, with gold?

Cinema Snob: He’ll cash it in.

Nostalgia Critic: What, dressed like that?

Cinema Snob: He’ll get a disguise.

Nostalgia Critic: What kind of disguis-

Cinema Snob: JUST SHUT UP!!


Snob: Why can't we see Freddy's face!? I WANNA SEE FREDDY'S FACE!!
Freddy Krueger: (appears behind tree)
Snob: Oh, there it is.
Freddy Krueger: Watch this! (cuts off two of his fingers while smiling, simply to scare her)
Snob: Good one jackass! Now your have to create another glove to cover your injured hand!

ABRIDGED VEGETA: This dude would be PERFECT for a spoof of Trevor Phillips.. I did that before.. Might repost it, ONLY for Trevor being Vegeta..


Vegeta: (recovering) (In head) They've broken my body... I've failed in my mission to find the Dragon Balls... I even lost my tail... but, at least... It can't get any worse... from here...

Ghost Nappa: Vegeeeeeeeeta... Vegeeeeeeeeetaa!


Ghost Nappa: I'm Haunting you!




Vegeta: I trained all day yesterday.

Cell: Oh, you think you're being cute?!

Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.


Vegeta: (sensing Cell, who's a combination of Goku, Piccolo and Vegeta's powers) What is that? Is that ME!? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!


Gohan: But how!? I thought you had to have a pure heart to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.

Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's more than one way to realize the legend…

(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)

Vegeta: (crying) I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—

(back to present)

Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.


Vegeta: So what are you doin here?

Gohan: Oh you know just.. flyin around

Vegeta: Flyin around

Gohan: Flyin around?

Vegeta: Thwartin my plans

Gohan: Thwartin your plans..

Vegeta: ARE YOU!?

Gohan: No

Vegeta: Good cause that would be bad.

Gohan: How bad?

Vegeta: I'd have to kill you

Gohan: That's bad..

Vegeta: Indeed, funny lookin watch you got there

Gohan: Yes it tells time.. and nothing else..

Vegeta: Oh yeah thats what a watch does... dumb-ass...

Gohan: So... can i help you?

Vegeta: No... but maybe i can help you *rubs face*

Gohan: Uh... i need an adult

Vegeta: I am an adult *kicks Gohan* By the way i only hit you because i have pint up aggression against your father... take that


Vegeta: (in head while in healer tank) Gotta recover.. Gotta find Frieza.. God.. Damn it.. Nappa.

Ghost Nappa: You were saying (aying, aying)

Vegeta: (muffed screaming)

Doctor Lizard: My god, his heart beat is skyrocketing!


Krillin: I got the dragon balls.

Gohan: Great, I'll get Vegeta an-

Krillin: That's it.. We're not gonna TELL Vegeta.

Lohan: Krillin I can see this backfiring.

Krillin: Oh come on, it can't be too bad.


Vegeta: [Suddenly wakes up beside Goku's healing pod] I HAVE TO PEE! [He darts out of the room and over to the window, and notices that the sky has gone dark] Jesus, I overslept. It's already night. For the first time since I got here... on a... planet with three suns... [a little alarm goes off inside his head and he realizes that Gohan and Krillin have summoned the dragon without him] Oh you mother- [Scene cuts to Gohan, with Vegeta screaming offscreen] - FUUUUUUUCKERS!!!!


Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!

Piccolo: So's yours!

Vegeta: HAH!


Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are you gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have Goku on speed dial.

Vegeta: You must be as stupid as he is if you think he knows how to work a phone.


Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!

Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.

Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?

Krillin: Basically, God.


Trunks: Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!!


Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…

Goku: Are you okay in there?

Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-F-ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?

Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded by idiots.

Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream.

Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED BY A LOW CLASS RENCH!!

Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.


Goku: That’s not very nice.

Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!


Krillin: MyturnmyturnMYTURN!!

Nappa: (stops)

Vegeta: Nappa-what are you doing?

Nappa: It's his turn Vegeta. I have to wait for him.

Vegeta: ugggh u-ugh *has a nosebleed*

Nappa: You okay vegeta?

Vegeta: Yes, ju-just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity

Nappa: Wow-didn't think you were that stupid Vegeta

Vegeta: (screaming in rage) AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


After Krillin throws destructo disc thing-

Nappa: ooooh! A frisbee vegeta

Vegeta: Nappa-no! It's a trick!

Nappa: But Vegeta!...Tricks are for kids...

Vegeta:...You know what Nappa-on 2nd thoughts catch it-catch it with your teeth


Vegeta: (finally went crazy) Dragon ball... I need that... Dragon ball.

Krillin: Are you okay?

Ghost of nappa: I think your rage broke vegeta


Krillen: are you okay?


Ghost Nappa: Ehhh!

Krillin: who are you talking t-


Krillin: um...i dont have it

Vegeta: *bleeds from his eyes* no

Krillin: what?

Vegeta: no...

Krillin: uh

Vegeta: noo. (sudden flash).. Wha- what the... where am i? why are you here!? where nappa?

Krillin: Didn't you kill him?

Vegeta: Yes, I killed him. he's dead... Forever.


Cui: The scouter was on the entire time!

Vegeta: That's impossible, my transmitter was off the entire time! Whose scouter was... (eyes focus, cuts away to him riding a space pod screaming) GODDAMMIT NAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Vegeta: Tell me something, which is your favorite internal organ?

Doctor Lizard: What a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver. (Vegeta's shadow walks over him and cuts away while the doctor screams in agony as Vegeta doubtlessly removes said liver)


Krillin: I couldn't even follow that attack! It was almost instantaneous!

Vegeta: Yup, just gonna stand here and keep bein' awesome—

Piccolo: There's nothing we can do against that kind of power!

Vegeta: (Annoyed) Uh, hello, awesome, right here.

Gohan: We're all gonna die!

Vegeta: ... You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to SMACK YOU WITH MY DICK!


Vegeta: You been ignoring someone.

Broly: ... Broly's wife?

Vegeta: No.. You have been ignoring your king!

Broly: What is a king too a GOD!?

Vegeta: What is a God, TOO A NONE BELIEVER!! (turns super sayain)


Vegeta: They called me crazy. They ALL called me crazy, for letting him achieve his perfect form. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to be so much stronger. No one will be able to stop me! Especially Cell!.. Right, Nappa?

(shows a volleyball with a crude drawing of Nappa's face on it holding on a broom which falls down)

Vegeta: (takes this as a insult) How... HOW DARE YOU!! (turns super sayan) YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


(Before #14)

Vegeta: (diving into a lake to retrieve his stashed away Dragonball) God, I love it when a plan comes together! Took some time, effort, and lots of bodies, but now it's mine. Immortality is my bitch! Now, it should be right here...riiiight here... Where the hell is it? It couldn't have gone anywhere... All right, I'm going to close my eyes (does so), and when I open them up it's going to be right here—(opens them) it's not here. Why isn't it here?! I don't get it! Who could've—?! The kid! But, how could he have found it, it was- Wait. That watch...that watch wasn't a watch at all! It was some kind of Dragon Ball locator! Which means...WHICH MEANS...!

(Ghost Nappa appears with a ping)

Ghost Nappa: (deadpan) He took the Dragon Ball.

(Peaceful scene of the surface of the lake. Then, Vegeta bursts out of it, flying as fast as he can, screaming like a mad man, and LITERARY went insane)

(Gohan and Krillin hear the scream)

Gohan: Um, Krillin? Do you hear that? \

Krillin: I feel that.

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Chaotic World by RedRose85 reviews
Home invaders, the deranged Trevor Philips and his reluctant associate. Carly and Johnny just can't catch a break... and things get crazier when Altruists, Elwood O'Neil, the McReary crime organization and Michael's crew get involved. Along with their family members and friends, will Carly and Johnny find a normal life?
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Complete
Humphrey's Bachelor Party by Villain84 reviews
Rated T for some alcohol and drug reference. Before he settles down for his marriage to Kate, Humphrey goes out for one last Hoorah! with Garth, Salty, Shakey, Mooch, Marcel and Paddy. My first story on this site. Please read and review. Abandoned.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,835 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Humphrey, Shakey, Salty, Garth - Complete
Walk Alone by RedRose85 reviews
Nothing's ever truly over... even after the enemies are gone.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 6/16/2016 - [OC, Johnny K.]
Nostalgia Critic: Teen Titans Go & Top 11 Worst Episodes by Israel Pena reviews
Three years ago, the Devil unleashed Teen Titans Go upon the Earth. However, things didn't go as it planned. Now, the Critic takes a look the heavily despised spin-off cartoon of one of the best beloved animated superhero TV shows. With the help of Santa Christ and the Devil, will the Critic be able to end the show's tyranny once and for all or will he be doom to fail?
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Nostalgia Critic
I'm Still Alive by RedRose85 reviews
With murder, vengeance follows. Can the crew get out of this one alive? (For a different perspective, please read Always A War On Something by Howl Of A Werewolf)
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,525 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Complete
Life of a Grave Robber by hardrocker21 reviews
Robin Graves lives the life of a normal mortician. As normal as robbing graves, disposing of corpses, cleaning up crime scenes, and working with the likes of a psychotic and violent drug dealer gets. Join him as works the messy end of these desert shootouts. No pairings.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 12/9/2015 - OC, Trevor P.
Their little family by yinyang754 reviews
GTA collection of one shots set between chapter eight, the epilogue of Red Rain and post Red Rain.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 9/6/2015
LS days,LS nights by yinyang754 reviews
'A new life,a chance to start over.' That's what dad said when we moved to Los Santos.well,he was somewhat right. it's not exactly what i imagined it to be like.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 5/12/2015 - OC, Michael D.
Dealing with the Devil by ckg96 reviews
When Rick is trying to figure out away round the Governors deal, The Governor takes action to seal it. This is what happens when you Deal with the Devil (First walking dead fanfic)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Rick G., Daryl D., Carl G., Philip B./The Governor
Black & White by HakuMk2 reviews
Garth drives Lilly away by sleeping with another wolf. Her friends convince her to go on a road trip to help her get over Garth. How will Lilly react? How is this road trip going to pan out for her? Who are her friends? Read and Relax R&R my friends : Lillyx..?
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Lilly
Flaky and Flippy by Undead Raptor reviews
Flippy's evil self demands the spilling of innocent blood on a daily basis. But there is one that he craves the blood of more than any other. Flaky. But Flaky, the girl they call a coward... can she fight back?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Flaky, Flippy
another cupcake by dj bass face reviews
Twilight sparkle finds her self in bind
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Dark Enemies by J0S reviews
The changelings attack the Crystal Empire, but when Celestia believes that it is unnecessary for Twilight and her friends to help, Twilight begins to get paranoid. Things get too out of hand and even Chrysalis begs for help. Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy have to go stop the evil king, but things aren't as simple as that.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, King Sombra
The Pink Temptation by cooopercrisp reviews
Carrot Cake and Cup Cake seem to have a happy marriage on the outside, and Carrot Cake had to admit that parts of it were fun, but he also had to admit that there was a longing inside him that wasn't being fulfilled by his wife. Then there was that pink mare who was starting to enter his dreams and titillate his desires. Will Carrot Cake be able to resist his urges?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,780 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Carrot Cake
Rays Of Hope by ShiningShadow1965 reviews
Its a normal day like any other day as Twilight Sparkle mastering her spells in the Everfree Forest when she was attacked by several unkown beings surrounded Twilight Sparkle ready to defend herself when a mysterious stranger jumps in and saves her life.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,457 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, OC
A Second Chance by marioandsonicFTW reviews
After Humphrey runs away heartbroken from Kate's wedding, he gets killed by a seemingly familiar wolf. Kate finds a way to bring him back, but it's going to take all she has to make it happen. Final chapter is up! For readers who already read, something new is being brainstormed.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
For Lilly by Gordon Pasha reviews
A very short poem I wrote about Lilly. Includes both a Latin and an English version.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K - Latin - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Lilly - Complete
Spike's Pinkie Pie by MallaJong reviews
Spike has developed a crush on Pinkie Pie. He's been able to keep it hidden pretty well. But when the truth of his affections slips out, Pinkie Pie's reaction befuddles everypony. She offers to go out with him! Why? Because it could be fun! Can Spike survive Pinkie Pie's spontaneity? Or will he collapse under the madness? Who knows! (Party Of One Alternate Route)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Spike, Pinkie Pie
Creepy Pasta The Lost Discord Episode by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
I'm so putting this on CreepyPasta
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Discord - Complete
Rainbow Factory Unofficial Alternate Ending by GreenLeaf16 reviews
My version of the ending to Rainbow Factory by Aurora Dawn, its an ending that turns out good and has a sequel, which is located here /s/8646117/1/MLP-FIM-The-Return-of-Anti-Dash. It has a reading done by myself here /faJ2rVyCXYg
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo - Complete
Coma by Arom1 reviews
what if kate didnt wake up after the stampede? kateXhumphery lillyXgarth
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Humphrey, Kate
Spec, ops by Wolfbane000 reviews
Humphrey has a secret. so do others of the western pack.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,551 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Humphrey, Kate
A Jealous Alpha by darkjoker313 reviews
An old friend from alpha school comes back to Jasper and has a crush on Kate. Now he is willing to do anything to take her from Humphrey, even if it means killing him.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,324 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Kate, Humphrey - Complete
Lilly's Opposite Side by AlexTheHeretic reviews
You guys know the cute, innocent, fun-loving Lilly, right? What happens if we turned her into a slutty, murderist, naughty, 18 year old girl? Read and Review please.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,207 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Lilly
Love and Hate by Wolfbane000 reviews
Humphrey leaves Jasper to get away from Kate and BARF. Kate tries every thing to get him back. will it work?
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
If Only You Knew by DarkWolfBoy reviews
Two wolves from two different packs meet unexpectantly when love blooms but neither of them know of their feelings. Will things work out for Humphrey and Lily or will she get married to the wrong wolf? Rated k
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Humphrey, Lilly
The Truth About Lilly by A.G.Wicked reviews
What if Lilly is not the daughter of Winston and Eve? Rated T just to be safe
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,350 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Lilly - Complete
For the blood of the South by Bravobravo reviews
This takes place after the movie Alpha and Omega. When Southern Wolves threaten the lives of the eastern and western wolves. Will they stand and fight? Or be slaughtered by the evil lurking in the South...and beyond? Thanks to all who have stuck with me.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 75,877 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Complete
Alpha & Omega: Global Task Force by DarkWolfBoy reviews
War has broken out all over the world's major destinations, and it is up to an elite but small team of soldiers to stop the Russian war machine from dominating the world. Rated T for language and mild violence
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Humphrey, Lilly
Love Hurts by UnwarierTitan789 reviews
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 65,446 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
Alpha and Omega: A Different Perspective by RhettMaster96 Studios reviews
What if Alpha and Omega had been told in a way that many fans would have wanted it? If hidden thoughts were told and events unseen were revealed? A trip to Humphrey's past and an alternative ending to the movie! Read to find out! -Chapter 5, coming soon, guys! 2012 was a *very* busy year for me! Happy New Year to everyone, though! :D I promise I'll have it up soon! :)
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,090 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kate, Humphrey
The Cough by Ebon Mane reviews
Six ponies take shelter in a place that is safe, for now, from the disaster occuring outside. Violence
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Complete
I saved your life by Scarlet Moons reviews
"I hate you! I wished you were dead!" Kate snarled in Humprey's face. Kate and Humphrey are arguing again, but it leads to a nasty turn out. In the bushes, crouched a hunter, gun pointed at Kate. One-shot.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kate, Humphrey - Complete
Cheaters Never Prosper by Kalletia Zinkrana reviews
Chapter 13 edited! Humphrey and Lilly are having problems with Kate and Garth. What is their problems you ask? Only one way to find out. "Is that enough proof for you?" I said bitterly. Rated K for mild language.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,021 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Humphrey, Lilly - Complete
Partners in Crime by StarscreamPrime reviews
An alternate ending to the movie where Kate and Garth did get married and Humphrey and Lilly both leave the park out of grief.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,029 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - [Humphrey, Lilly] - Complete
The Promise by CGWolf '95 reviews
It started when Humphrey made a promise. Kate made him promise that he'd keep her sister, Lilly, safe, no matter what happens. Well, this promise brought Humphrey and Lilly closer. Closer than they'd imagined. And Humphrey is going to do everything it takes to keep her safe.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Humphrey, Lilly - Complete
Alpha and Omega Short Stories by Autobot Lancewing Beta 06 reviews
A collection of short stories that take place after the movie. Prequel to Transformers Wolfspirit
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,614 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
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Gears reviews
A crossover with GEARS OF WAR
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4h - Published: 6/19
Blastic (Brutaloo) Blamber: God of Anger (literary) reviews
Everyone loved her in CONNOR AND JASON, so she has her own crossover... She reveals to be far more complicated than shown in the other story...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11h - Published: 7/16
Innocent Eyes reviews
Rated M, in case of language.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 2/18 - OC, Trevor P.
Trevor in Ponyville reviews
The most dangerous man in the world, in the most cutsy, harmless, place in the world.. Never a good mix.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 10,948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 3/5
The Rise of Negan reviews
Got too excited and started the story early..
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 11/21/2016
Connor & Jason reviews
A RP, I decided to finally make a real story
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 72 - Words: 42,885 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 4/15
Unlikely friendships reviews
Rick's group arrives in Los Santos.. How will this turn out?.. Probably awful, if it wasn't for his relationship with Carly and Johnny.. Especially Johnny.. And they might finally have a chance on Negan, with Michael and Trevor on board.. (Home Sweet Home will get deleted soon, as this reuses the scenes)
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,729 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 3/16 - Johnny K., Michael D., Rick G., Negan
Short stories reviews
Pinkie and Carly become involved with Armando Torres.. Sally and Franklin deals with Lamar's lunacy..
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 8/28/2016
The future reviews
JD Fenix is probably my favorite Gears of War character.. You don't hate him OR Marcus, you understand both sides... Not that that has to do with the story.
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 6/30
Another way Carly kills Vaas reviews
Pretty self explanatory
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/28 - Complete
Misadventures reviews
For unexplained reasons, ex-convicts Saten Twist and Derpy Hooves wind up in the violent, corrupted world of Grand Theft Auto.. And must return to their convict ways, as finding HONEST work is next to impossible around here..
Crossover - My Little Pony & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 22,130 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/13/2016
No Payne, no gain reviews
Packie and Dash requite Max into the the group. But first they have a little "problem" too deal with..
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Max Payne - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 19,173 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 1/13 - Packie M., OC, Michael D., Max P.
Kyat Horrors reviews
Pinkie Jones, in her first focus story.. Discovers her true family history.. Including her psychotic "uncle", PEGAN MIN.. Who is either over protective. Or has plans on using her for something.. Either way, he's bad news..
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 3/1 - OC, Pagan M.
OC's a real characters (remade) reviews
No summary
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/14
Misadventures Of Saten Twist and AlexMane Jones reviews
Saten Twist, our favourite, short tempered, foul mouthed, trouble maker, returns in a new series, set in a new town, with new characters.. Particularly AlexMane, a perverted, foul mouthed, anti social, jerk. Who can't hold a girlfriend, cause of his inappropriate comments.. But he might not be such a bad guy in the end..
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,556 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 8/18/2016
Killing Killers reviews
This is the second time I use RedRose's character, Carly, as a main protagonist.. She and Johnny where part of that small camp the Phillip Brian (the Governor) was leading, and that Phillip manipulated into attacking Rick's group..
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 55,283 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Johnny K., Rick G. - Complete
It's never easy, is it? reviews
It's about MORE than just Pinkie now.. It's an NEW take to most of the events of my other stories so far.. So.. New name felt appriopiate.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 53 - Words: 28,891 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Packie M., OC, Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
Saten Twist SEASON 3 reviews
Derpy is the new avatar
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Complete
Trevor Phillips Series: EPISODE 3 reviews
Pinkie reveals to have survived the event from North Yankton, but she's now convinced that Trevor betrayed her... Elsewhere, Packie finally kills Tom McKenny, but must eliminate the small mob, or they're just be back..
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Packie M., Trevor P.
Rock Island Horrors reviews
Carly (character belongs to RedRose, not me) thought TREVOR was bad enough. But Vaas and Hoyt make Trevor look like a walk in the park!.. And worse, now she and Johnny have to go save their friends from certain doom.. But first they have to find them..
Crossover - Grand Theft Auto & Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Johnny K., OC, Vaas M. - Complete
Sally's story reviews
Dash's sister is not only alive in this story.. But she never even left Los Santos.. And this is what became of her.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,470 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Complete
Not much to say
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 12,998 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Complete
Dash's story reviews
She lost her family.. But then she finds a new one..
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,325 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Packie M., OC - Complete
Always a war on, something! reviews
"Kill them, before they kill us". That's the only thing the "McReary crime organization" can hope for, when Dash accidentally starts a war between them and an unknown mob family.. With the help of the "Townley crime organization" and "Trevor Phillips INC", they may be able to do that.. (for a different prospective of this story, read RedRose's I'M STILL ALIVE).
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Complete
McReary Thanksgiving reviews
This is how it goes, every year..
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/21/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Complete
The NikoJohnny series reviews
The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even more then I "thought" you people would...
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Johnny K., Niko B., Packie M. - Complete
Crazy times reviews
Packie and Connor are completely unexpected friends.. But here they are watching over each other in these "crazy times"... Meanwhile. Dash Lucia protects Packie's poor mother.. Whatever the cost.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 10,574 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Niko B., Packie M., OC, Michael D. - Complete
The Trevor Phillips Series reviews
Try to picture this being a morbid sitcom series..
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Michael D., Trevor P. - Complete
My own version of Trixie's Funhouse reviews
WARNING: This story may contain frightening content, and graphic deaths of characters... Not suitable for younger readers who aren't farmilar with grim darks
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Trixie, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Saten Twist Adventures Season 2 reviews
He's back!, and so are the collection of spoofs towards episodes and fanfics.. I hope you enjoy it..
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Applejack, Trixie, OC - Complete
Cupcakes spoof 2 reviews
No summary
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Pinkie Pie, Applebloom - Complete
Sweet Apple Massacre spoof reviews
Big Macintosh, in his unexplained crazed state, hunts down the crusaders after they escape the scene from the orginal story.. Meanwhile, Ditto, the star of my popular story "The Story of Ditto" returns with a new role.. Rated M, Strong language, strong violence
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Big Macintosh, OC, Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Walking dead spoofs reviews
Rated M for possible language
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Rick G., Shane W. - Complete
Saten Twist adventures reviews
A series of short spoofs towards Episodes and Fanfics. The series also is used to introduce my anti hero OC, Saten Twist.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - OC, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Applejack - Complete
Ditto Returns reviews
Rated T. Strong language, violence
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Scootaloo - Complete
Freddy vs Jason spoof reviews
Sequel to Nightmare on Elms Street spoof.. Hope its enjoyed
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
Nightmare on elms street spoof reviews
Finally returning my spoof series..
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Freddy K. - Complete
The story of Ditto reviews
Twilight wasn't the 'only' pony to ever be Celestia's beloved student.. Rated T. Language, violence
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Queen Chrysalis, OC - Complete
Ponymov Crossover reviews
In most sense.. This is only an excuse to use Pony Mov Spike.. Or as I call him. Dragonowitiz.. LOVE that guy. He's so funny... (Rated M: for strong language, and dark humor).
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Creepypasta spoofs reviews
Two stories in one.. Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory.. Rated M, mostly for language
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Glrove Wedding! (I was here first sequel) reviews
I'm finally here, I'm finally returning my ever so popular, MLP story.. Let's hope I could keep you guys as happy as I did last time..
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Spike, Rarity, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Patriot spoof reviews
Second tempt to this story.. Better and unintrupted this time
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Patrick meets the Simpsons reviews
What happens when the starfish we all know and love, ends up taking a trip to Springfeild, and Homer becomes his friend, and lets him stay as a guest, but soon regrets the decision, due to Patrick's dimwitted and childish ways, carzing problems...
Crossover - Simpsons & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Homer S., Patrick - Complete
Mooch's story reviews
A story I agreed to create for The Lonely Blitz
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Mooch, Humphrey - Complete
Wolves of the night reviews
A poam a friend made for wolf lovers like myself...
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
8 mile spoof reviews
I finally can remove the fictionpress copy, and put it where it belongs.. I made it BETTER as well, longer and more acquire
8 Mile - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Attacked, rewritten reviews
Info inside.
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
New girl reviews
Matt falls for an attractive visiter. But what will happen?
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
Captured again reviews
Humphrey and Kate are happily married, and the war is over so ending all their problems.. Until... They end transferred AGAIN! Only this time, they meet a new friend... Rated Teen for language and brief violence...
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
300 Spoof reviews
Here it is as promised. I hope you guys find it enjoyable...
300 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
Broken Rules reviews
Set after Captured Again.. Rejoin the gang
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 24,859 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Complete
Ghost rider spoof reviews
*infomation inside*
Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
I was here first! reviews
Spike was always in love with Rarity. But when a new guy asks her out before HE can. How far will Spike's jealousy take him?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Spike, Rarity - Complete
Vengeful spirit reviews
This story is rated M, for strong language and graphic violance..
Alpha and Omega - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Lilly, Garth - Complete
Survival 2 reviews
Will not contain Garth, or the other orginal characters. Focuses ONLY on, Me, Troy, Cole, Austin, and Shane... Rated T for, intense, and somewhat graphic violance, but no worse then the orginal
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Harry Potter Spoof reviews
Title explains it all. RATED T: Language, violance,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
Hobbit spoof reviews
Comedy, of the popular best selling book, THE HOBBIT
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Survival reviews
My tempt at a zombie story. Features myself as a OC
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Garth - Complete
Mist spoof reviews
I'm back with more of my popular spoof series, Rated T, As usual, in my series,
Mist, 2007 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011
Crashed party reviews
Roman makes the mistake of bring Niko to Maisonette 9..
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Luis L., Niko B. - Complete
What if story reviews
My first what if, since TRUE FEELINGS, It's a request from Fallout PLEASE LEAVE REVIEWS
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Kate, Humphrey - Complete
Here is the start, the start of season two of my spoofs, all fans of my spoof series will know what humor to exspect,This is obviously the last one featuring LORD OF THE RINGS. It'll hopfully be nice and long, because of the battles
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
Stepfarther Spoof reviews
I'm proubley pritty popular for these spoofs of mine by know, enjoy, and please leave reviews
Stepfather, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
WOLVES THAT CAN RAP 2, new artists reviews
It seems Lone wolf and I are staying partners for now on. But because of my strong dislike towards lemons, and other R rated forms of expressing love, I won't be able handle ALL his stories.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
EDITED! Longer and made better. Look me the whole day, but it was worth it :D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
I'm back with EI Lone wolf PLEASE REVIEW
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Humphrey, Lilly - Complete
Fellowship of the ring SPOOF! reviews
This will hopfully be a nice and long story
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Wolves that can rap reviews
Here's a story that EI Lone wolf and I are making together. Hope you enjoy. There's also the possibility of the two of us making HOWL OF THE DEAD 2
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
JAWS SPOOF reviews
A humorish virson of the intire first Jaws movie RATED T: For Viliance/ and somewhat coarse language
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Fatherless reviews
Special bond between Humphrey and Winston, after Humphrey loses a father. It's my very first Fanfivtion EVER! It's short. Infact theres severial chapters. But they all ended up on the same page!
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Humphrey, Winston - Complete
Not much of a story. Just telling how the train scene would go, if Humphrey DID admit his feelings
Alpha and Omega - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Humphrey, Kate - Complete
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