Author has written 38 stories for Alpha and Omega, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Lord of the Rings, Stepfather, 2009, Mist, 2007, Grand Theft Auto, Hobbit, Harry Potter, My Little Pony, Ghost Rider, 300, 8 Mile, Simpsons, Patriot, A Nightmare on Elm Street, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Friday the 13th.
Here's an link to the creepypasta CUPCAKES..
As whoever this selfnamed 'sergeant sprinkles' is. He or she is a new inspiration for me.. Ya, that's right, I wasn't SCARED by Cupcakes. But in fact INSPIRED by it. The type of descriptions and the 'way' their provided, is what I find the inspiring part. In fact, I'm trying to me more or less like him. In my stories..
Here's the link, maybe your feel the same way.. Maybe, but I doubt it. Most others take this story too seriously and claim it scared them.
Here are some videos for the story as well..
(featuring GET READY TO DIE/Andrew WK.. My new favorite song)
My spoof series:
Saving private Ryan
Fellowship of the ring
Helms deep battle
Return of the king
Steven king/the mist
Harry potter 1
MLP/Creepypasta spoofs (uncencored)
Nightmare on Elms Street
Freddy VS Jason
CULTURE: Irish Canadian
FROM: Ottawa, Ontario
RELIGION: Christian. But I'm arguably very UNreligious..
SELF VIEW: I am trying to be known mostly for my humor in stories. But I often try to be serious in stories too, though it's harder for me these days..
FAVORITE BAND: Metallica, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Drowning pool, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Guns and Roses, Lil Jon, Led Zepplin, Nickelback..
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Family guy, Spongebob Squrepants, Rules of Engagement, Simpsons, Big Bang Theroy, Two and a half men, South Park, MLP/FIM
FAVORITE MOVIES: 300, The Immortals, Taken 1&2, Lord of the Rings series, StepFather, Nightmear on Elms Street series, Insidious, The Thing 2011, Con Air, Jaws 1, Zombieland, Shaun o. The dead, Saving Private Ryan, The Campaign, Step Brothers, Click. Grown Ups, Liar Liar, Yes Man, Get Smart..
FAVORITE GAMES: Assasin Creed series, Left 4 dead series, Call of Duty series, Guitar Hero Metallica, Grand Threft Auto series, LA Noire, Red Dead Redemption, Army of Two series, Gears of War 3..
FAVORITE QUOTES BY MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS:
"Spongebob! You hooked me millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I kill all of ya!"
"Nobody. And I mean. Nobody. Must ever know about this. It'll be the end of you. It'll be the end of me. But worst of all. It'll be the end of me"
"Good job boys, no bubbles, good as new.. GREAT BARRER REEF, WHAT'S THAT!.. Sorry, you dusted all me nitnaks, that was really nice.. FLIPPING FLIP FLAM! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!.. Oh, I suppose the floor mouldings, just painted themselves. That's what I call craftsmanship.. GREAT NUPTUNE! YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLA- Rama!.. All the dolls, in this dollarama, were perfectly alined.. And you boys thought I wouldn't notice.. Oh well, no harm done"
"So.. You tried to kill me over a little new aged management, eh?"
"A man works hard all week long, to take his pants off all weekend"
"If you boys are wasting time. Than your wasting money. And that's, just sick!"
"No! I'm not hurt! I just bent over in pain. Fighting back tears in me eyes! Cause it's a new dance crase!"
"Heighten the patches Mr Squidward!.. We're taking on water Mr Squidward!.. I want my mommy Mr Squidward!"
"That's it! No more hiding in me office like a scared child! Time to be a man!.. *crying childishly* Please mommy! Don't marry this bad bad man! I don't want you too!"
"That smell. You smell it? A very smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells. Smelly"
KRABS: So. That little flasto plankton thinks he could stay open longer then me. FISH: Sure, I mean, why not. KRABS: Well he's wrong! FISH: Okay. Sure.
"Scrando! Your get me formula! When you grasp it from me lifeless claws!"
SPIKE (He reminds me a lot of my self, for his sarcasm and stuff)
"dude, that's creepy!"
"Spooky voice might of worked better. If she wasn't dressed like that"
"Can't believe I woke up from an ice cream dream, for this"
"I have no idea. And I don't know if I should be excited, or scared to find out"
"PS, obviously Spike. Did not need a lesson. Cause he is the best. Most awesome friend a pony could ask for. Unlike every pony else, he took things seriously. An-
"High hoo! Twilight! Awaaay!"
"I don't want anything to do with this girly girly foo foo stuff"
"One thing is for sure Luis. None of this would of happened if some one has taken my FUCKIN SUFERIN BIRD ALBUM!"
"What you all seem to be forgetting, is.. Anyone not wanting to go to war. Is gay"
"Don't you see what your doing! Your treating her like a human being! Girls HATE that!"
"Oh no Connoy is unconsious. I better lay on top of her.. What are you looking at! It's a cartoon!"
"Well if there's anyone I could trust. It's a a strange man at a gym, holding a dirty needle"
"Please describe to me exactly what I did wrong"
"It's just been revolt"
"A law in every turn, and a cap in every ass!"
"We shall call it Quohaq, everyone gets equal rights... Except blacks, asains, chinesse, anyone not from England, Ireland or Scotland.. But only certain parts Ireland or Scotland. Just pure blooded whites.. You know what, not éven whites, nobody gens rights... Agha, America"
"Here's our next crossover story. You know that Steven King book with the two twins and the dad that tries to chop them with an axe. Can't you see Stewie doing THAT!?.. And now here's Saw sank redemption"
"I believe everything, everyone tells me, everywhere"
"Wait a minite.. That is the smartest thing I ever heard about anything"
"Oh Brain. Your such ants a picnic"
"fat guys aren't fat. Only fat girls are fat"
PLANKTON (Something about his role as the most "morbid" character, makes him, at times, the funniest of all the characters. plus he a great voice for it)
"You blasted barnacle head!.. I mean.. Hi"
"Hope! When I get my hands on the that formula! There won't be any hope for any of ya!.. I mean.. Your be cleared in no time"
"look I've been waiting 15 years for amount of customers Krabs gets. And I'm not throw that away cause the shows 'boring' or the foods 'uneatable' so sit down. Enjoy the show. AND BUY SOME CUM!"
"come on. I was just joking.. Come on,n.. With the helmets and the statues.. Wasn't that hilarious everyone?.. Haha.. I WILL DESTORY ALL OF YOU!"
"Victory! My name is Plankton!"
SQUID: Who here has played an instrument before? PLANKTON: Do instruments of torture count?
"Your never catch me Krabs! Not when I go into maxum over drive! *Krabs catches him with barely any effert* I knew I should of gotten the turbo"
"I just can't take so much kindness in place.. Need.. Hatred"
"Butterfly kisses.. I can't take it.. It's.. It's too cute.. It's disgusting"
"Hear me Krabs. When I get that formula, I'll run you out of business. I WENT TO COLLAGE!"
MLP/FAMILY GUY crossovers I find and post on fanpop:
MLP meets FAMILY GUY part 1 (mature humor):
MLP meets FAMILY GUY part 2 (mature humor):
MLP meets FAMILY GUY part 3: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMrf9nG-jjE
SPIKE QUOTING JOE (mature humor):
PLAY ME A FILLER:
QUAGMIRE IN PONYVILLE (mature humor):
CUTIE MARK CUSAIDERS singing THE FRIGGIN FCC (mature humor):
CHIRSTMAS SONG (mature humor): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp04IrDwbo0
STEWIE THE BRONY: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFRxPbjlKY
PETER THE BRONY: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Togw6lL41s
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