Author has written 46 stories for Alpha and Omega, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Lord of the Rings, Stepfather, 2009, Mist, 2007, Grand Theft Auto, Hobbit, Harry Potter, My Little Pony, Ghost Rider, 300, 8 Mile, Simpsons, Patriot, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Walking Dead, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Friday the 13th.
My spoof series:
Saving private Ryan
Fellowship of the ring
Helms deep battle
Return of the king
Steven king/the mist
Harry potter 1
MLP/Creepypasta spoofs (uncensored)
Nightmare on Elms Street
Freddy VS Jason
Walking Dead (uncensored)
CULTURE: Irish Canadian
FROM: Ottawa, Ontario
RELIGION: Christian. But I'm arguably very UNreligious..
SELF VIEW: I am trying to be known mostly for my humor in stories. But I often try to be serious in stories too, though it's harder for me these days..
FAVORITE BAND: Metallica, Korn, SlipKnot, Bullet for your Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Linkin Park, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Drowning pool, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Guns and Roses, Lil Jon, Led Zepplin, Nickelback..
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Walking Dead, Family guy, Spongebob Squrepants, Rules of Engagement, Simpsons, Big Bang Theroy, Two and a half men, South Park, MLP/FIM
FAVORITE MOVIES: 300, The Immortals, Taken 1&2, Lord of the Rings series, StepFather, Nightmear on Elms Street series, Insidious, The Thing 2011, Con Air, Jaws 1, Zombieland, Shaun o. The dead, Saving Private Ryan, The Campaign, Step Brothers, Click. Grown Ups, Liar Liar, Yes Man, Get Smart..
FAVORITE GAMES: Assasin Creed series, Left 4 dead series, Call of Duty series, Guitar Hero Metallica, Grand Threft Auto series, LA Noire, Red Dead Redemption, Army of Two series, Gears of War 3..
FAVORITE QUOTES BY MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS:
"Oh, I LIKE IT denial! That's the first part of the grieving process. Now let's all hold hands"
"Next time don't get in my fuckin face!"
"I'm your fuckin nightmare!"
"This, is, the fuck, my friend"
"I'll rip your fuckin throat open, and stuff a turd down the hole!"
"What's your poblem eh? Why aren't you scared of me!?"
"Step wait up! Step wait up!"
"Annnd, back to normal. Whatever that is"
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. Or both"
"Grrr. I'll show you a fuckin mind fuck!"
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"
"When ever you get a doubt in your mind. I want you to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"
"(singing) I gotta taste for biker blood!"
"Cute but stupid"
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"
"Today is going one of two ways friends!"
"Your get worse than hurt!"
"What kinda animal do you take me for!? No I didn't kill him.. But I DID kidnap his wife!"
"Show me, we're it says, no pants is a rule"
"This is all I got okay! I had a tough out breaking. My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!"
"Give me my coffee or I'll cut your am off!"
"Run you little fuck!"
MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"
"Oh I'm living the dream baby. And that drem is fucked! It's fuckin fucked!"
"Your fuckin A right, it's sarcasm"
"YOUR FUCKIN A RIGHT I'M DERANGED! How could I not be!?"
"It's not suppose to go down like this"
"I did it again! I'm in hell. I'M! IN! HELL! Maybe hell is good. I belong in hell. I! BELONG! IN, HELL! Maybe I don't belong in hell. HELL IS BAD! I don't belong in hell! I don't belong anywhere. I'm nothing"
"Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"
"We weren't casing the joint!"
"Fuckin A right!
"Fine as wine baby!"
"Nomba go fuck yourself!"
"Do I look like fuckin joke to you!?"
"Yeah! Your a couple of real badass's aren't you!"
"When I say you suck. I mean you really suck"
"We're making a new deal. You leave my people alone. And I don't throw you off this roof"
"You should see a doctor about that personality of yours"
"Oh, I'm about to feel some emotions alright"
"Fuck you! Ireland isn't the only thing green! Dollars are two!"
"Niko, me boy, that's because. You ain't Irish"
"Sure I know the difference between talking and casual sex. One leaves you, sad, and empty and alone. Annd, the other is causal sex"
"You aint taking me down!"
"We told you not to fuck with us!"
"Please, do not make me ice you!"
"Oh we're gonna play it real nice. Clean as a fuckin whistle"
"Jerry just likes to think he's better than everyone. That's why he's been married twice, and still won't admit he likes men"
"Look I know I seem like an hot head and an idiot.. I AM a hot head. And a bit of an idiot.. But I work"
"Fuck you! Take the needle out of your ear, than tell me what to do!"
"You got a good look to ya.. And I'm lucky with my gut feelings"
"Kill for me!"
"Help yourSELF fucker!"
"Being dead aint a problem. But being forgotten, now thats a bitch! I cant come back if nobody remembers! I can't come back if nobodies AFRIED!"
"Why won't you just fuckin die!"
"There is nothing to fear, but fear, himself!"
"I'll get you my pretty! and your little soul too!"
"Welcome to MY nightmare!"
"This, is god"
"How sweet.. You ugly little shit"
"Bon appate, bitch"
"One thing is for sure Luis. None of this would of happened if some one has taken my FUCKIN SUFERIN BIRD ALBUM!"
"What you all seem to be forgetting, is.. Anyone not wanting to go to war. Is gay"
"Don't you see what your doing! Your treating her like a human being! Girls HATE that!"
"Oh no Connoy is unconsious. I better lay on top of her.. What are you looking at! It's a cartoon!"
"Well if there's anyone I could trust. It's a a strange man at a gym, holding a dirty needle"
"Please describe to me exactly what I did wrong"
"It's just been revolt"
"A law in every turn, and a cap in every ass!"
"We shall call it Quohaq, everyone gets equal rights... Except blacks, asains, chinesse, anyone not from England, Ireland or Scotland.. But only certain parts Ireland or Scotland. Just pure blooded whites.. You know what, not éven whites, nobody gens rights... Ahhh, America"
"Here's our next crossover story. You know that Steven King book with the two twins and the dad that tries to chop them with an axe. Can't you see Stewie doing THAT!?.. And now here's Saw sank redemption"
"I believe everything, everyone tells me, everywhere"
"Wait a minite.. That is the smartest thing I ever heard about anything"
"Oh Brain. Your such ants a picnic"
"fat guys aren't fat. Only fat girls are fat"
MLP/FAMILY GUY crossovers I find and post on fanpop:
MLP meets FAMILY GUY part 1 (mature humor): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1x2vBLt8J0
MLP meets FAMILY GUY part 2 (mature humor): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcsvOjY-0Dw
MLP meets FAMILY GUY part 3: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMrf9nG-jjE
SPIKE QUOTING JOE (mature humor): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2FH60av4qs
PLAY ME A FILLER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htUDJGs6VZc
QUAGMIRE IN PONYVILLE (mature humor): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6jJp6jtJQQ
CUTIE MARK CUSAIDERS singing THE FRIGGIN FCC (mature humor): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iyRhnuvYAQ
CHIRSTMAS SONG (mature humor): http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lp04IrDwbo0
STEWIE THE BRONY: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFFRxPbjlKY
PETER THE BRONY: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Togw6lL41s
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