Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.
Hi my name is Jade. I love writing and Music...ya. Lol I like wearing dark clothes, they are comfy. I wear light clothes too though...o well. If anyone has any good romance anime ideas, please tell me cuz I know like 3 animes. Sad right? I am Japanese, german, English, and Dutch. I love cats :) I wear baggy clothes a lot. I am short at a mighty 5'foot tall exactly. And honestly if the only reason you are gonna read the stories is to critize every little detail then don't read it or keep it to yourselves. My writing is not perfect, I know this and am alright with this. I like when I get people to say they love the story or even just like it. That's all.
If you have insane best friends, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile. Space unicorns
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile! (i mean seriously, it's been,like, 12 or 13 years already!!)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Werid is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Werid is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then werid is good! If you are werid and pround of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been called weird and taken that as a compliment, copy this into your profile.
If your a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
Who I appear to be
But only a few
Know the real me
You can only see
What I choose to show
There’s so much more
You just don’t know
YOUR GUY SIDE:
~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Dark green, black, dark blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night
Total=16 (HELL YEA!!!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
~You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink (only punk pink)
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheer-leading a sport
~You hate wearing the color black. (black is one of the best fricken colors in the whole world!!)
~You like hanging out at the mall.(only if im at a book store)
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(keep away from my feet!)
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (i only wear skirts or dresses on special occasions. but i wont EVER wear one on a daily basis. ull hav to kill me 1st)
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like. (sometimes)
~You like wearing dresses when you can.(didnt u hear the skirt comment)
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing (just no)
WOOHOO! MY GUY SIDE WINS! TOMBOYS RULE!
~For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE!)~
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST play the bagpipes and eat haggis.
I'm a LONER so I MUST hate everyone.
Oh anime! anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do;we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!
Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight
Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings?
Who commands respect with all the awesomeness he brings?
The person in charge who knows just what to do?
Until rejected he goes to his emo corner to cry: boo hoo!
Or is the smart one the way you will go?
He smiles up front, he puts on quite a show!
No problem is too big for him, the solutions are quite clear!
But a darker side will show if you get too near.
And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart.
Could it be incest or brotherly heart?
Mischievous, impish, the troublesome lot
They differ in some ways, just don't ask me what.
Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?
Barely a word ever escapes from his chest.
You may feel he's no emotion as life passes by
Dare offend his friends, and you can expect you will fly!
But perhaps the cute little boy with the cake?
Looks pure as a doll and you may fear he might break.
Do not be deceived, his age is more than it appears.
And he knows kung-foo. Whoa! Watch out little dears!
Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite?
Who will smile, take orders, and won't put up a fight.
He listens, counsels, and importantly deems.
But is everything with him just as it seems?
What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our Host Club is comprised of guys
A woman's touch is at work beneath your eyes.
Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud.
The manager can always catch quite a crowd!
The fortitude for more to go above and beyond!
No one knows what she thinks or of who she is fond.
And another you may find, with mind as open as can be.
A poor little girl that can set the rich free.
Although, go after her and you'll hear Tamaki scream:
"If you touch my Haruhi, it is you I will cream!"
Choose anyone;our doors are open for you!
This is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners so you should be okay.
Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough*!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!
9. You get a cool name (i.e. Professor Chaos and General Disarray. xD)