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Author has written 4 stories for Darkest Powers, Harry Potter, Merlin, and Miracle.

Always listen to the experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Don't underestimate your abilities, that's your boss's job.

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Stupid Lables

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter

"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.

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Back In Time by Emma Winslow reviews
When Snatchers arrive and the trio end up in Malfoy Manor. Hermione steals a Time-Turner and uses it, only to find herself in the ancient kingdom of Camelot, still under King Uther's reign. Under the identity of a Princess, she finds help from a surprisingly young Merlin and court physician, Gaius. But when a witch falls for a prince, the story becomes utterly complicated...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 51,806 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Hermione G., Arthur - Complete
For All the Nights You Can't Sleep by fictionalheart reviews
The first time Morgana goes to Gaius' coffee shop, she does so because it's convenient, the second because she likes their coffee and their chairs, and the seventy-sixth because it's become the only place she can escape to in the middle of the night. M/M. Modern AU. (First in the "For All the Nights" series.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,520 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Morgana, Merlin] Gaius - Complete
Little Miss Granger by ClairePace19 reviews
Oliver Wood and Hermione Granger meet as Hermione is desperate to find her classroom in first year. A sweet friendship develops, but Hermione soon recognizes that she feels more than friendship towards Oliver. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Silver Time by Dream-Like-State reviews
There was a reason Salazar despised muggles. What if they could stop this hatred? Hermione, Ginny and Luna travel to the past to do just that. But is the future really worth so much sacrifice - especially that of the heart? Can Hermione really go through with the plan?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Salazar S., Hermione G.
Comfort and a Kiss by Vera-Sabe reviews
The story starts off during the scene where Draco insults Hermione. Oliver sees the incident, of course, so he decides to comfort her. Will it lead to something more despite their age difference? Chapter 9 now up and Chapter 10 coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,771 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Letters From a Slytherin by xCherryCakes reviews
Hermione and Draco have been keeping in touch with each other during the long summer. When Ron dumps her for Lavender, Draco is starting to act like her new "prince charming". Longer summary inside . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Elements of Camelot by Ac Colins reviews
Elle Knight doesn't dream of far away lands or knights in shining armor, and magic is as common to her as her own face. So why does a Great Dragon tell her that the Once and Future King's success rests in her hands?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,304 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Tomorrow Can Wait by GitaMerah reviews
Formerly known as "Murphy's Law". Thanks to a potions accident, Hermione is thrown into the Founders era, where she meets none other than Godric Gryffindor himself. HermioneGodric.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Hermione G., Godric G.
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 2,866 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Finding Love reviews
Just your ordinary girl works for herb, herb let's her help with team, she falls in love, with a few bits of humor here and there.
Miracle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2012
When Merlin and Arthur are off on patrol one day they come across a strange sight, that of a woman fighting off an entire group of bandits by herself, when she gets hurt, she is taken to Camelot. How will she affect the two boys?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012
Saving You, Saving Me, Saving Them reviews
Hermione is distraught about the deaths of her two best friends, but when offered the ability to fix it all, will she take it? At the price of her life in the future, Hermione goes back in time to fix everything. It is cannon up untill sixth year HBP where it goes really AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Hermione G., James P.
The Seeing reviews
set after the reckoning the EG is back up and running and the Gang is still on the run when they suddenly meet a 17 year old girl with an odd power. Not the best summary I know but it's my first story so give it a shot. Thanks Also I don't own DP
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Chloe S.