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Joined 02-23-11, id: 2762923, Profile Updated: 05-10-11
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I live in Wonderland. I vacation during the winter, spring, summer, and fall to Narnia.

Ladies, look at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, your man isn't me.

P-p-p-p-power!

Yay, Old Spice commercials for the win!

Okay, some things to know about me-

I LOVE READING!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite book series are the Mediator series (Meg Cabot), Maximum Ride (James Patterson), Sisters Grimm (Micheal Buckley), and Sabriel, Lirael, and Abhorsen (Garth Nix trilogy). And those are just the series I love. Too many books to actually name so don't get me started.

I LOVE QUOTING!!!!!!!!!!! I find myself enjoying taking sentences from books, movies, games, commercials, youtube videos, real life, etcetra etcetra. For example "Watch out there's gravity there". I will most likely use this quote (from a friend who said it to me after I dropped my books) when someone falls or drops something. I usually quote when I'm with my friends. I like randomly quoting so watch out. I'm sure many will end up on this thing.

I LOVE COMMENTING!!!!! I find commenting to be a lot like quoting- funny, sometimes annoying, random, etcetra. It is highly amusing and everyone should try it. It's easiest to do during movies and is extremely funny and occasionally off topic. For instance I was watching Eclipse with my friends and it was that scene where Jacob said he loved Bella and Edward was, like, right there. And probably reading his thoughts now that I think about it. Then everything was really quiet and tense so I said 'awkward' and burst out laughing. During most of my movies I comment through the whole thing. My poor friends.

Okay, some things I'm not really sure about...

1- 'Do I like the Twilight series?' For me its a love/hate relationship. To be honest I think what makes me read them is Emmett and Rosalie. Yeah I know what your thinking- "Not Bella and Edward's forbidden love?" the answer to that question is no. I also like Jasper and Alice. Jasper's a freak... in a good way.

2- 'Sugarless fruit juice?' My real question for that is- "Is it really sugarless? Fruits have sugar naturally in them that can't be taken out. The fruit juice people might not add any more sugar in but if the fruit has sugar naturally is it really sugarless?" Just something to think about.

3- 'Should Oreos always be dunked in milk?' I think it's necessary but would if you run out of milk and just have Oreos? Or vice versa. Then what?

4- 'What are my favorite types of books?' Okay, I really like Mysteries but... then again Adventures make me most excited. Action is always really good. I wouldn't mind a little romance thrown in as well.

5- 'My favorite pairings from books?' Sisters Grimm I think Sabrina and Puck fit best. The Mediator is usually Jesse and Susannah but, seriously, how could you not think Felix Diego and Maria de Sillva should take the prize? Twilight is Emmett and Rosalie because they are simply awesomest. Maximum Ride is Iggy and Ella because... well mainly because Iggy is hot and blind and has bird wings. Ella needs to get punched in the face so Iggy can become mine! I mean that in a good way of course.

6- 'Do people purposely wear mix matched socks or does it mean they couldn't find the matching one?' This is a tough question because I usually wear nonidentical socks. For me its usually, like, I see both socks laying there but one has a hole or something so i grab the flawless one and find another flawless one. I don't do it on purpose but some people do. Maybe they just have a pet peeve with matching socks. What can I say.

8- 'Is this question really number eight or is it number seven since the one above is number six?' Hmmm...

9- ''Is 'Toothless' from 'How to Train your Dragon' really a dragon?' I don't know... he acts a lot like my cat...

10- 'Is it true that all the cool people are writing their profiles in third person?' I don't know... I've heard rumors about it. Should I change mine to third person?

Okay, enough of that. I'm sure my rambling is boring you. Next please.

Basics-

Favorite Color: Turquoise, Lime Green, and Dark Purple. (hey its one color if they are on the same page)

Who I Am: I am not someone to tell you who I am, but go forth knowing I am an amazingly awesome girl who loves to read, write, imagine( my belief is your never too old), smile, laugh, be with friends, ramble, ramble about books, and swim. *hehe, lucky you I was in ramble mode. I really should shut that off :D*

Belief: I believe in confidence. If you are confident you can do anything, be anyone, go anywhere, and set a good example. I am not full of myself because that term would include putting others down. That's not me. I am simply confident in myself.

Other Belief: My other belief (that almost over powers my first) is that there is no such thing as 'too many sprinkles' on something. I put rainbow sprinkles on everything and I am often told how 'disgusting' it is. I use insane amounts because it they are pure deliciousness.

Best People Ever: In books, duh. Wait, family and friends should be there too. *oops*

Best Game Ever: Rainbow Unicorn Attack. I bought this game on a whim and trust me- best game ever! I've had countless friends play it and we have devised a rule for it- You have to play with the music on full blast. Enough said, go buy it for your iPod or whatever. If you have a sense of humor you will love it.

Favorite Quotes:

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)!" -Fang (Maximum Ride: the Angel Experiment); Is it possible to not love this quote?

"The sun was in my eyes Astrid! What do you want me to do? Block out the sun? 'Cause Ican do that but I just don't have the time" -Snotlout (How to Train Your Dragon); It's kind of sad how often I say that.

"I like your beard" -Ke$ha (Your Love is My Drug); Random at the end of an insane song.

"I swear, I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the hands of every dragon I fight... with my face!" -Snotlout (How to Train Your Dragon); Adding 'with my face!' to anything makes it awesome.

"I'm hit, Max. They got me. I guess I'm gonna live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, huh?" -Total (Maximum Ride: Max); Background animals are personally some of my favorite characters. Just like Elvis (Sisters Grimm).

Some books I suggest for you book lovers out there: Maximum Ride series (James Patterson); The Mediator series (Meg Cabot); Sisters Grimm series (Michael Buckley) (if you are on my profile you have probably already read them...); Hunger Games trilogy (Suzanne Collins) (seriously some amazing books. I highly suggest them); Distant Waves (Suzanne Weyn); Avalon High (Meg Cabot) (don't go by the movie); Twilight series (Stephenie Meyer) (it gave me a good laugh); Deep, Dark, and Dangerous (spooky); All the Lovely Bad Ones (also scary); Wait till Helen Comes (Mary Downing Hahn, does all the spook ones) (really good); Now You See It (Vivian Vande Velde); Airhead trilogy (Meg Cabot).

I like babbling about books. Not many people do.

Well, that's all I've got for my profile. Not too long. Not too short. Any book suggestions? I think my list has run out :(

Bye! :D D: :F

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 10776 - Favs: 9,343 - Follows: 9,610 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ten Things I Hate Most by InsomniacChocoholic reviews
Meet Rose Weasley. At 16, the things she hates most include her hair, her freckles, losing, and of course, at the very top of the list, Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 198,344 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Dark Passion Play by EchoDeltaNine reviews
Voldemort's won and Hermione Granger's hell is just beginning. What kind of dark passions will she find and succumb to in Malfoy Manor? Or will she find herself a victim of her own dark passion play? AU Voldemort wins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fighting Temptation by EarthsTrueGreen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have been told to hate each other practically since the womb. Well destiney has a cruel sense of humor throwing these two into situations that not even they thought possible. When they unexpectedly and reluctantly fall in love with each other they have to brace themselves for the fact that falling in love will seem like the least of their worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,796 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Crash Courses in Marriage by Funk-tastic reviews
Hiccup finds out that he's been engaged... and to Astrid Hofferson, no less! Read to find out how he manages to guide -or stumble- his way through engagement, marriage, general silliness, and maybe even... falling in love? Officially a deadfic: see inside for more details.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,699 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup
The Long, Winding Road by Curlscat reviews
PREVIOUSLY THE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN CHALLENGE. Ups, downs, twists and turns, love and hatred. With a couple of new Everafters running about, wars start and lives end. Life for the Grimm family is NOT how it used to be. Pre-7 epicfic featuring Puckabrina getting together in chapter 112. Ch 1: Now contains a prologue! Ch. 127: The Epilogue. COMPLETE!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 127 - Words: 345,549 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 2/16/2009 - [Sabrina G., Puck] - Complete
Who Would Have Known by endinfireorice reviews
Cato promised her that he wouldn't go into the Games. But when the only girl he's ever loved get's reaped, what other choice does he have than to break his promise?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Cato, Clove
Maximum Ride: The End Is Here by Avenging Angels reviews
When Angel wakes up in the middle of a blackened crater she knows something is wrong. But when she realizes who lay beside her, dead, her world will be forever changed. Meanwhile 2 weeks earlier Max and the Flock deal with Angel's loss and must unite-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Max, Angel - Complete
Just Tell Me The Truth by ahack6 reviews
Sequel to Sisters Grimm: The War and Beyond. Something or someone is after Sabrina, Puck is being a jerk, and lives are on the line. It doesn't help when Sabrina and Puck are stuck in the middle of the biggest fight they've had in years... **Third place in The Best Sisters Grimm Story of 2011 Contest**
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,132 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Addiction by zmagicalgirl reviews
Anything magical has always been a problem for Sabrina Grimm. But when her magic addiction takes a turn for the worse and spins out of control, who will be her savior? Puck/Sabrina. Re-editing!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009
The Disappearance and Captivity of Daphne Grimm by limegreenwordmachine reviews
At the height of the war against the Scarlet Hand, Daphne is kidnapped. The Grimms can save either Daphne or themselves - is there any way out? Epilogue is up. It's been good, friends. 2013 NOTE: This story was started approximately 3 years ago. It was my first. Please judge it accordingly :)
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,940 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sabrina G., Daphne G. - Complete
Time to Time reviews
Sabrina and Puck are fighting again. But what happens when a nasty prank, a wrong comeback, and black storms send them 30 years into a fearful future that must be changed. But the question is- Can they change the future if they can't get back to the past?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck