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So You Want To Be A Death Eater: Your Guide To Everything Evil!

Greetings, new follower:

If you are reading this letter then you have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If by some unprecedented chance you are reading this and you have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest you put down this letter and leave now, or the consequences for you will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which you must memorise and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week, it is now permitted to cut the guide into small pieces before swallowing).

The next meeting is scheduled for midnight, 11th June, when I trust we will have the pleasure of watching your initiation ceremony. Please remember to bring a clean handsaw and enough twine. It's so distressing when people don't prepare for these events properly.

Yours in infamy,

Lord Voldemort

So You Want To Be A Death Eater?

Welcome to this helpful guide to being a Death Eater. This leaflet should provide you with all the information you need to become a successful servant to the Dark Lord. It will if you know what's good for you. Please read every page before eating.

Aims of the society:

World peace To be evil To conquer the world Elimination of all Muggles Elimination of all Mudbloods Elimination of Albus Dumbledore & the Order of the Phoenix Elimination of (miscellaneous) To serve Lord Voldemort (that's me!) To create sanctuaries for endangered breeds of snakes This statement is a lie.

List of Equipment required for new Death Eaters:

(Equipment marked must be obtained from Messers. Gorgon & Black Limited, outfitters to the intensely evil and terminally stylish since 12 BC. Their premises are on Knockturn Alley, but they now do mail order as well.)

Long Black Robes (Casual) Long Black Robes (Smart) Short Black Robes (for summer wear) Long Black cloak (silk is preferable to velvet, as it is much more absorbent) Black mask (informal) Black mask (sequined) Black boots (Stiletto heels are no longer permitted) Black leather gloves (barbed wire ornamentation optional) Wand Extra wand in case of losing first wand Plastic imitation wand in case of losing Extra wand

Cane (For favored members only. Unauthorized possession of a cane will result in a heavy fine. Before possessing cane, it is necessary to pass a rigorous series of tests to ascertain that your carrying-a-cane-in-a-nonchalant-yet-evil-fashion skills are up to scratch).

Coffin Dueling sword Disguise kit, containing: Nun's outfit, false beard, beekeeping veil, Muggle policeman's costume, etc. Saw Assorted chains Handcuffs Pointy stick

Recommended Reading:

Curses and Counter-Curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian Evil: A Beginners Guideby Professor E. Maledict The Illustrated Torturer's handbook by Bellatrix Black What Not to Wear in the Torture Chamber by Narcissa Malfoy Sex, Lies, and Unforgivable Curses: The Authorised Biography of Lord Voldemort by Peter Pettigrew Caring For Your New Tattoo: An Informative Guide St. Mungo's Hospital Skin Department

Death Eater may also own snake or dragon or hippogriff. But only Lord Voldemort may possess a basilisk.

Death Eater Rules:

No Death Eater shall be a spy for Dumbledore. No Death Eater shall play the harmonica. All Death Eaters must be proficient in the Dark Arts: murder, Unforgivable Curses, yodeling, yoga etc. An annual examination will be made to make sure that all members are up to scratch. No Death Eater shall behave with integrity unless it is a genuine accident. All Death Eaters must be pureblooded. No Death Eater must ever mention that the Dark Lord himself is not pureblooded. No Death Eater may kill another Death Eater without a very good reason. All Death Eaters shall answer Lord Voldemort's summons immediately. (Unless you are having a shower, in which case it is permitted to don a bath robe first.) All Death Eaters shall have vaguely sinister surnames. All Death Eaters shall overtake on the left.

Frequently Asked Questions:

What happens if Voldemort is displeased with me?

As this is a fairly run (and currently short-staffed) organization, you will probably receive a warning. And some soul-destroying torture. A second offense and you will probably die a slow death. Options include:

Being slowly eaten by a manticore. Being dissolved in a vat of basilisk venom. Gradual impalement on your own wand. Being tied to a chair and forced to watch episode after episode of The Wiggles/Blues Clues/Dora the Explorer. Death by Mandrake (according to season). The Pancake curse. (This newly developed spell will carve you into wafer-thin slices. Victims killed in this way are traditionally cooked in hot fat and served with maple syrup or lemon juice at Death Eater feasts.) Being flayed alive and used as a life-sized glove puppet at Death Eater children's parties. Avada Kedavra (if we're in a hurry/ feeling rather unimaginative).

What should I do if I decide to leave the organization?

Make your funeral arrangements as quickly as possible.

(See above)

What is the salary like?

You should be in this job for the principle of the thing, not for sordid reasons. So let's just say that it's much, much better than they pay at the Ministry. There will also be opportunities for pillage, looting, theft, etc., and Christmas bonuses are guaranteed.

Does the Dark Mark hurt?

Of course it does; this is an evil society after all. What are you, a wimp?

Can the Dark Mark be removed by laser treatment?

No. Only a moron would ask such a stupid question.

But it can be temporarily obscured by a good-quality concealer. (Make sure it's a shade darker than your skin tone, as a lighter shade will simply draw attention to the tattoo. Pat translucent powder over the concealer to make it last longer.)

Is there a retirement age for Death Eaters?

You probably won't live long enough to have to deal with this problem.

Can I kill personal enemies or just opponents of Voldemort?

Murder is encouraged on principle; however, personal killings should be reserved for each individual Death Eater's free time, as obviously serving Lord Voldemort is much more important. Occasional massacre outings/ dark revels may take place as rewards for good (i.e. bad) behavior.

What should I do if Voldemort is defeated at the height of his powers by a one-year-old boy?

This circumstance is so unlikely that there is no point devising a protocol to deal with it.

The Death Eater Anthem

(To be memorised by each new recruit as soon as possible). Please note that this tune should never, never, never, never be sung to the tune of "Blackadder," an inane Muggle television program to which we are completely oblivious and never watch. Honestly.

Who lurk beneath the undergrowth?

When all is dim and dark?

Who murder people in their beds

Or sometimes in the park?

Death Eaters! Death Eaters!

Our blood is pure as pure!

Death Eaters! Death Eaters!

We all love Voldemort!

We serve the Dark Lord every day,

We're always very loyal

And if with us you don't agree

We'll boil you in hot oil!

Death Eaters! Death Eaters!

We're evil as can be!

Death Eaters! Death Eaters!

But if we're scared we'll flee!

Our curses are incredible.

We're known for our Morsmordres

And though our leader is insane

We always follow orders.

Death Eaters! Death Eaters!

We're wickedness collective!

Death Eaters! Death Eaters!

Yet rather ineffective!

Health and Safety:

Being a Death Eater is naturally a dangerous job. Lord Voldemort accepts no liability for any pain/suffering/torture/impalement/loss of limbs/grievous bodily harm/disintegration/insanity/imprisonment/loss of soul/death which you may experience while in his service. No good will come of any attempts to sue him as a negligent employer. Trust us.

However, in order to protect members, these safety guidelines have been developed for Death Eaters both during leisure time and on missions for the Dark Lord:

Don't try to take out Harry Potter yourself. It is extremely presumptuous. Leave it to Lord Voldemort, who has much more practice.

Employ masterly deceit to conceal your allegiance to the Dark Lord: e.g., if someone accuses you of being a Death Eater, laugh carelessly and say: "No, I am not a Death Eater. Would you like a cup of tea?" This Machiavellian trickery should be enough to convince them.

If this does not convince your accuser, have them discreetly murdered. (Sussex and Fox Ltd, of 13, Knockturn Alley, run a very efficient assassination service and are currently offering cut-price deals for friends and associates of the Dark Lord. Present your membership card at the counter for further details.)

Keep your wand on you at all times, even if you are asleep/on a hot date/in the bath/on the beach/wearing very tight-fitting leather garments (or all of these at once).

Ostentatious indicators of evil, such as manic laughter/dressing entirely in black swooshy robes (Snape, this means you)/ making sinister comments/killing people should be practiced only in private.

If you suspect someone of being a spy, kill them and their family at the first opportunity. If it turns out they were not a spy at all, pass it off as a light-hearted practical joke.

Only eat food prepared by yourself or your faithful minions. Do not trust your spouse(s)/partner(s), no matter how pretty he/she/they may be.

Similarly, do not accept drinks from anyone. This may cause offense when visiting a pub or bar but it's better than being dead. Obviously.

Do not take off your mask for any reason while on a mission. If people see your face while you are conjuring the Dark Mark/ massacring etc, they may suspect that you are a Death Eater.

Do not try to smoke while wearing your mask, as it is not fireproof.

Never address your colleagues by name while on a mission. Survivors may recall it at a later date. For the same reason, never mention your address or telephone number to anyone you are kidnapping/raping/torturing/killing, no matter how attractive they may be. Evil relationship experts have stated that romance is unlikely to flourish under such circumstances anyway.

Burn all sensitive documents. Not only will this deter spies, it is also amusing as it contributes to global warming.

Set up an anti-Apparating spell round your residence (but make sure you have a Portkey handy so you're not embarrassingly trapped there if the place is attacked by Aurors).

Prepare a secret hideout for yourself should your cover be blown. Failure to do this may lead to your sharing a hideout with another Death Eating family, which often results in friction over use of bathroom facilities, television, etc.

Don't upset Lord Voldemort. It will only end in tears. (And multiple burns, fractured limbs, mortal torment, etc.)

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AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Gray Hearts for Mr Grey by AuroraGreyheart reviews
Grey Plaza, a new skyscraper and the new home of GEH has taken shape as an impressive new addition to Seattle's skyline. As the company moves in, events cause Christian Grey's past to re-emerge and he is forced to make a painful sacrifice. But salvation comes to him from a very unlikely place.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 170,142 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Wayward Familiar (complete) by Freya Ishtar reviews
Returning for 8th year, Hermione unexpectedly winds up with a 2nd familiar when the one she buys for Ron as a gift—a ferret she jokingly names Draco—refuses to go to him. When she realizes the creature isn't what it seems, she goes further than she ever thought she would to get the real Draco back.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 53,736 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by chickpeamartini reviews
Ana wakes up in an unknown bed, in a strange room. She has been kidnapped. When she discovers its the lonesome & lovelorn billionaire Christian Grey that is holding her captive in a room, what will happen? Will she escape or will she grow to love the damaged man that he is? OOC,AU. DARK, uncomfortable themes. Loosely inspired by Beauty & the Beast, contains kidnap/child abuse. HEA.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,061 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,069 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Fifty Shades What If by Naiadverso reviews
What if Kate conducted the interview, and Ana and Christian didn't meet until later? A lonely Ana Steele makes a new friend in Mia Grey while Kate is in Barbados. Mia decides that it's time for her friend to meet her family, and romance ensues when Christian and Ana fall head-over-heels for one another. This is a reworking of the story, a "what-if" re-write of their love.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,629 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Mia G., Kate K.
Fuil 'o mo chuislean by Sinvisigoth reviews
On the run from the Volturi and her past, Bella meets the vampire that other vampires fear. Alistair, Laird/ex-smuggler/complete bastard, really just wants her to stfu so he can get back to cleaning his swords and hacking things to pieces.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,524 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Bella, Alistair
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5719 - Favs: 6,361 - Follows: 7,968 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Looking For You by Somethingalltogether reviews
"Are you a dom?" Mr. Grey jerked and stepped one foot back. She is a virgin sub in training. He is the strong dominant she wished to find her but nothing is ever easy for these two. It is going to be one heck of a journey full of an obsessive Christian and a reluctant Ana.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,478 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 3/15/2015 - [Christian G., Anastasia S.] [Elliot G., Kate K.]
Fifty Shades: Slow and Steady by Mrs. Fraser reviews
For once in his life Christian Grey is willing to take his time on an acquisition, one Anastasia Steele. Instead of bull dozing her and manipulating her he does his best to resist her, knowing she's too good for him. Neither of them can stay away from the other though, forcing him to choose to change or to never even get the chance to be with her. (No cheating!) COMPLETE
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 92 - Words: 908,136 - Reviews: 8402 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Receiver of Many by Kata Chthonia reviews
The story of Hades and Persephone... "Who are you?" "This is your dream, remember? Tell me who I am..." he said, absently coiling a tendril of her long hair around a finger. She narrowed her eyes at him. "If this is my dream, oneiroi, then answer my question. Who are you?" The voice of a natural ruler, he thought. He leaned down and whispered in her ear. "I am your lord husband."
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,296 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
Ripple Effects by lulu-ny reviews
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so Ana has learned. When a generous favor she did for a friend comes back to bite her years later, she's forced into a no-win situation. What happens next is life-altering. What Ana doesn't know yet is if it's good or bad—she just knows she'll never be the same again.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 219,449 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Fifty Shades Brighter by EnchantedInk13 reviews
What if Ana realized that what Christian needed wasn't submission? What if she saw that all he truly needed was someone who believed in him enough to challenge him? In which Ana shows Christian that he is capable of being a shade brighter without losing himself.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 6,449 - Follows: 7,669 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 15031 - Favs: 11,378 - Follows: 10,990 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Prince and I by BluechanXD reviews
N and White end their final battle in a tie. To make things fair, they make a deal. N will stop his ambitions on one condition: White must become his princess.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,845 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 11/6/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
His Greatest Wish by AndromedaMarine reviews
It has been Severus Snape's greatest wish to go back and fix his life with Lily. What happens when he suddenly gets the chance, remembers everything, and has changed enough to avoid Slytherin? Marauder-era, pre- and established Severus/Lily. 50/50 COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 231,363 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting by KathSilver reviews
Dumbledore stated that sometimes he thought students were sorted too soon, Minerva McGonagall took this to heart and resubmitted 7th years to be sorted again. What will happen when their world is turned upside down, and where will they find comfort? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
Changing of the ways by Lumpyness reviews
Set immediately after the events of Reconciliation, this tale concludes my three-part variation on the original How to Train Your Dragon plot. Please read The Traitor and then Reconciliation before viewing this story, otherwise nothing will make sense. Rated T just in case - I personally don't have a view on age censorship, so I can't really be too cautious here.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,916 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,116 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,953 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,079 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
Harry Potter and the Forks Massacre by Von reviews
Edward couldn't resist his Singer. His family has to move. Lying low in a pollution-drenched, rainy suburb, they meet a boy whose clock is ticking down. GEN. (As in no slash. There might be hints of slash potential, but there is NO SLASH.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,669 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Rosalie, Emmett, Alice
Somewhere down the road by CosmoReader reviews
An alternative universe where Anastasia Steele signs the contract and agrees to be Christian Grey's submissive/GF for a year. All is well until it's not. She wants a real relationship, he doesn't. They end their relationship and go in separate ways. He becomes even more successful while she moves to New York to become an editor. What happens if their paths cross three years later?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 5/28/2014
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,238 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 3,853 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Inevitably More by WordRunner reviews
After a year of settling for mere friendship, Christian and Ana try for more.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,996 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Oblivious by LyricalKris reviews
Juggling two jobs and a full-time schedule of classes, college student Bella didn't have time to figure out just how sexy she could be. Her boss, Edward knew. She was going to figure it out sometime-why not with him? A woman in full possession of her wiles is a force to be reckoned with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 2,123 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love and Love Again by foreverandnow reviews
Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack, but their infant son was believed dead. Twelve years later, Harry Potter is found and brought home, but the real struggle has just begun. Ensemble fic about a family's recovery as old enemies return.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,903 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Harry P.
The Next Adventure by Bloody Phantom reviews
Darkness is about to rise, but they aren't ready to fight. A plan was set into place; to stop it from ever rising in the first place. Harry & Teddy must time travel to 1993. They must find the boy who would grow up to become the new Dark Lord, without getting tangled in the whole Sirius Black issue. Would they be able to keep their identities secret from everyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 104,886 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
With Wings of Feathers and Glue by slexenskee reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,969 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Price is Right by Hi Pot And News reviews
AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,285 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 4,900 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Symbiotic Dichotomy by Periphereia reviews
He isn't sure what Mew is to him, but he loves her enough to change the world. Sometimes she doesn't understand why Arceus makes everything ten times harder than it needs to be, but she always forgives him because life is more interesting that way. A look into the friendship between Arceus and Mew as they create the Pokémon world. AU with hints of PMD.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Arceus, Mew - Complete
The Case of the Divine Circus by frostykitten reviews
Hiatus. Sequel to CCK. Hermione and Draco had thought themselves done with divine nonsense, but now there are goddesses speaking to them through Ministry fireplaces and creatures dying all over the world from a mysterious illness. At least this time "Earl" is too busy to try and help them... or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,389 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Wizard by The Dutchman reviews
Harry and Luna find themselves in Middle Earth. Set in the time of The Hobbit. Rated T for some language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P.
Double Jeopardy by Ruairi J.L reviews
Harry. Eragon. Murtagh. These are the best chances of victory against the despot Galbatorix, together with the dragons they tame. With Brom's training in their heads and fire in their hearts, is there any greater force within the land of Alagaësia? The king decides to argue his case, and the war they wage is devastating. And can Harry ever find a way home, or is he home at last?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 233,334 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Metal Wings by WizardsGirl reviews
DZ2's Twice-Blessed Half-Blood Challenge! The Potter Luck has an origin, as does their strength in Transfiguration. Harry's always been faster then most when it came to running from Dudley, but it takes a single letter to set off a new path for him to blaze. The future is shadowed with the fire of a forge, and it takes a thief to steal a brighter future for all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Harry P.
Of Projects, Plays and Percy Jackson by iRiDeScEnT DrReAm reviews
"In the blink of an eye my entire world tipped upside down." Annabeth Chase is having a spectacularly bad day. She's found out a shocking secret about her family, been partnered with her archenemy for a school project and been cast as Percy Jackson's love interest for the annual school musical. The only problem? They hate each other to the pits of hell.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Fifty Shades: Unfinished Love by PurpleAle reviews
Two worlds collide when Christian and Ana meet for the first time, both with darkened pasts and hopes for a new future. One night changes everything, leaving their life together hanging precariously with unanswered questions. Will love be enough to withstand their loss, or will it mark the end? AU/OOC.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,368 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Shades of Us by underseige reviews
AU. When Ana left Christian following the belt incident, neither of them realized the next time they saw one another would be a year later at Kate and Elliot's wedding. And nothing in the world could prepare Christian for what he discovers.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 177,731 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/9/2014
Like Father, Like Son by Veritas Found reviews
HMC. Morgan has always taken after his father, at least in the dramatics department. It really shouldn't have surprised Sophie the day she opened his nursery door to find…this.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Howl P., Sophie P., Morgan - Complete
Fifty Shades- A Different Way by Netzel reviews
This is a "What if" story-What if Ana said "No" to Christian immediately after seeing the Playroom for the first time. Would they find their way together or live their lives in different worlds?
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,147 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Fifty Shades of Desire by TwiFan999 reviews
After her wedding is called off, Anastasia Steele heads out for a night with friends and cashes in her V-card to a handsome, gray eyed stranger...but despite her best efforts, it doesn't end there.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 54,910 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 2,513 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Once in a Blue Moon by Liz Hollow reviews
May frequents the Team Aqua base, much to Archie's chagrin. But after awhile, even he can't help but let her into the Aqua family.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2014 - May/Haruka, Archie/Aogiri, Norman/Senri, Shelly/Izumi - Complete
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Team Dad Assemble! by Cryssy-miu reviews
Inspired by a role play I'm doing with my best friend, Maxie and Archie live together forming Aqua and Magma as one team, going on expeditions to help pokemon and people while May and Brendan tag along and often live with them. Archie and Maxie easily know how to run a corporation, but do they know anything about raising children? Contains HardenShipping, and plenty of fluff!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Archie/Aogiri, Maxie/Matsubusa, May/Haruka, Brandon/Jindai
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6127 - Favs: 8,352 - Follows: 7,698 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fifty Shades of Firsts by AnnieSteeleGrey reviews
Anastasia Steele is hired to work at a large accounting firm in Seattle. Christian Grey is her boss's biggest client. What happens when Christian comes face to face with his auditor's PA for the first time after an impromptu visit at the firm? NO CHEATING, I promise. Characters belong to EL James. Story belongs to ... well, me.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,653 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Curses and a Cup of Magic by everyday-deeds reviews
Most witches and wizards, if they're smart, want nothing to do with ancient curses, and Sophie and Howl Pendragon are no exception. Taking quiet coffee shop work should be enough to avoid dealing with a cursed shipwreck in normal circumstances... but circumstances are never particularly normal for a vain wizard and a strong-minded witch. COMPLETE.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Complete
Where We Only Cry From Joy by Southern Hearts reviews
BEING REVISED! Exhausted of options, James Potter tries to find a way to break his wife out of Azkaban. His deceased son popping in from an alternate reality was the last complication he ever wanted, but it just might be the one he needs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,626 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
Fifty Shades of All the Tea in China by showdog reviews
Ana said she wouldn't work for Christian's company 'for all the tea in China'. But what if Ana didn't get the publishing job and landed an internship at GEH instead? Could she work for him and be his 'more' at the same time? Set after the break up and reconciliation at the start of FSD.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 165,839 - Reviews: 3870 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
A Mutual Agreement by xxbatteredrosexx reviews
It has been three long years since Ana and Christian have separated. But when a plea from their young son brings them back together, will it lead to reconciliation or another trail of broken hearts.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,851 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Love and Lemons by deenzjeans reviews
A place where I will post one-shots. Mature language and sexual situations.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Foundling by MissCHSparkles reviews
When seven year old Harry Potter is lost by his nelgectful aunt, he is found by non other than our favaorite Potions Master. So follows is a story of two lonely people finding something they never thought they could, love. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4620 - Favs: 7,799 - Follows: 3,333 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Mine by Curiositykils reviews
Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 122,711 - Reviews: 4025 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 4,246 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 7,318 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Fate's Wings by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Post-GoF AU. Transforming into a small dove to escape the abuse of the Dursleys, an injured Harry Potter travels to Hogwarts alongside his familiar Hedwig. There he is discovered by none other than Severus Snape and thus a friendship will grow. Epilogue Posted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,779 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5544 - Favs: 9,037 - Follows: 10,333 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Artist by waterflower20 reviews
Hermione gets an unexpected present for her 30th birthday. Draco Malfoy, Wizarding Europe's most celebrated artist, is hired to paint her portrait. EWE, set more than a decade after the war and is obviously AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,523 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Molly W. - Complete
Moments by momoxtoshiro reviews
A compilation of short drabbles about Kirito and Asuna during some of the simplest of times, which also prove to be some of the most important.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 131,008 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] - Complete
Copy Room by Edward's Eternal reviews
Sometimes flippant words are really the truth spoken out loud. What happens when someone overhears you and decides to give you what you secretly want but never knew?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,207 - Reviews: 7761 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 3,050 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Give Me Something by AyaXX7 reviews
Hermione just wanted to visit the states to relax with her family, but one thing leads to another and now she is involved with Vampires and Shape-shifters? "Bloody hell Hermione, and I thought Harry was the one to attract danger." "Oh shut up, Ronald." [re-editing process, finished chapter: 1]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,024 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Hermione G., Riley]
The Next Chapter by missgranger11 reviews
Hermione leaves Europe and ends up in Forks, Washington. There she runs into some vampires...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,095 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Hermione G., Edward
Now Hiring by have-a-cookie reviews
WANTED! Need a young maid that can cook and clean. Anything about sexual harassment in the job description? No? Well then, I'm so not getting paid enough. HikaruxOCxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Estate by ohsweetnightingale reviews
Thrust into a world where Dominance is bred and submission is paid for, Ana discovers her inner desires at The Estate with a stranger.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Anastasia S., Christian G. - Complete
Fifty Shades: Just Friends by taybe reviews
The story takes place three years after the first book ended. Ana and Christian became good friends but things are about to get complicated when they decided to become friends with benefit with no strings attached. Both POV.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,425 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4721 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 3,417 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Natural History of Pokemon by Shadow Wasserson reviews
If pokemon were real animals, what would they be like? Read this handy guide to find out!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 57,692 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2009
Second Chance, a new choice by moonbird reviews
Severus was dying in the shrieking shack, and he did indeed die. However, forces out of his control rendered him the ability to re-choose. going back and choose differently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 384,473 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Second Chance by Epsilon Scorpii reviews
AU to the Darkness Within by Kurinoone, written with permission. What would have happened if Voldemort had given Harry a second chance? Continues from The Darkness Within Chapter 63, after Harry's capture. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,610 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How To Marry A Malfoy by BDShadothe reviews
One egregious mistake and she never wanted to hear his name ever again, but the Fates force them together eight months later. How will she cope without surrendering to or strangling him? Will she be able to? Dramione, rated M. See disclaimer inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 132,634 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1927 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Valentine's Auction by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Phoenix ashes by mini-mid reviews
Harry goes back to Hogwarts after a busy summer, ready for year two. He has a new Slytherin following him around and struggles to come to terms with his position as a Slytherin confidant. Malfoy is back with a new outlook on life and Severus has fallen in love. Voldemort is keeping quiet and the wizarding World is going through Changes. not slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,547 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 3,777 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., James P.
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,067 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Reverse Psychology by fiesa reviews
Howl's Moving Castle. The first thing he recognizes is her hands. How cruel it is that in order for her to save him, he must save her first. OneShot- Howl, Sophie.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Howl P., Sophie P. - Complete
Fifty Shades: Under Contract by MidnightsLady reviews
At her graduation, Ana told Christian she'd try to be his sub. This is my version of what may have happened had Christian pushed her to sign the contract that night instead of allowing her more time to think it over.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,617 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
The Bint and Her Brats by l0stinl0ve reviews
Ever since Scorpius became friends with Rose, Hermione had become a staple part of his life. Draco wanted to make it permanent, he just didn't have the bollocks to do it. Until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Lion's Den by Callmecrazy17 reviews
Severus is given the chance to live his life over. He will make new choices, friends, and chase after the girl he loves in this new reality where he is sorted into Gryffindor. AU Sev/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,757 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Timorous Dreams by Assimbya reviews
If Anne had been asked why she accepted Richard's proposal, she would not have known how to answer.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 7,042 - Follows: 1,823 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Siren Of The Twilight by ToryTigress92 reviews
Twilight, with Aro in Edward's place. After the death of his mate, Aro and some of his Guard follow the murderer to America. There, in a tiny town called Forks, he might just find his salvation, in the form of Bella Swan, a young, human girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 81,206 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [Aro, Bella] Alice, Marcus - Complete
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Are boys better than girls? Are wizards superior to witches? Draco Malfoy insists they are. Hermione Granger insists he's wrong, and challenges Malfoy to an eating contest to prove it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Demise of Severus Snape by Rumaan reviews
After half his classroom is destroyed by yet another argument between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape snaps and hauls the Head Girl in front of Professor Dumbledore. The Headmaster ropes him into a bet concerning the irritating pair and, before long, he's having to use his wiles to stop them from falling in love. AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,916 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heart of the Guardian by thewandcrafter reviews
When both Severus Snape and Harry Potter survive, against all odds, they must renegotiate their relationship... and save each other all over again. This is a MENTORING/adoption fic, not slash. It is canon -compliant and begins immediately post-battle. It's rated Teen - for everyone 13 and up. Mild cussing in one or two chapters, some angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,663 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Backwards by lirio de amor reviews
Five years after the war ends, the Veil turns in on itself and spits out two children with adult memories...Both of whom demand to live with Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,449 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sparks Will Fly by PandoraSilk reviews
When Lily and James' will is discovered in the ruins of Godric's Hollow, what secrets will be revealed. Will two sworn enemies be able to lay aside their differences for the sake of a boy who desperately wants a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,763 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Spy's True Intentions by Ms Sherlock Holmes reviews
Sequel to A Potions Master's Remedy. It's been 4 years now and Harry and Snape are finally friends. But that friendship is over when Snape kills Dumbledore. Will it ever be repaired? And how will Harry destroy those Horcruxes if he even finds them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,084 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3031 - Favs: 7,334 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
To Make It All Okay by Bonomania reviews
When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him. Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,829 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 4,252 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Journal by Bear-Bell reviews
Harry finds Tom Riddle's journal when he's only 4-years-old. *Epic*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Quidditch Bet by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 240 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Embrace what Fate Hands You by tess4aria reviews
Severus is thrown into a Parallel Universe where Lily survived, while his counterpart is flung into the nightmarish world of the Canon. But is this a meaningless reprieve from reality, or a lifechanging chance for Sev? Please R&R! Partial AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,405 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Scars of Tomorrow by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
AU Time Travel. "In the end, Fate decided to take matters into its own hands, it decided to give two unlikely allies a single, once in a lifetime chance, a chance to change the future"...R&R ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
For Who Would Mourn a Snake by Blackwolf-20 reviews
What happened to Severus's soul after he died? Did he find heaven, hell, or somewhere in-between? The one time potions master must discover what lies for him beyond death as he comes to terms with his past mistakes and relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,047 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Of Christmas Past by Chaser921 reviews
In Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice, HPGW step into a stone circle and are transported back in time seventeen years. They meet his parents, and Harry has to learn what is really important. He also has to deal with his relationship with Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,168 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7225 - Favs: 5,716 - Follows: 4,153 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past is the Present by almne reviews
Toothless had a bond with Hiccup that was unusual even among the Vikings and their dragons. Centuries later, that bond still pulls at him. Not Romance
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,329 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Toothless
Oh My Darling, Frankenstein by sarasponda reviews
A little Halloween horror-Darwinist style.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
In Need of a Hero by thepenspal reviews
When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,197 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4334 - Favs: 4,087 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
And It Means Forever by Nuripuri reviews
"Oh, maybe I'm not the one, oh, maybe I'm too young, but for reasons why I can't deny I'm a fool for you, fool for you." Bookverse. Howl/Sophie
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Through the Barrier by Painted Leaves reviews
After he dies, Severus is granted a chance to fix the mistakes he made in life. Things don't go as he expects, of course. Severus/Lily, AU - Marauders era. Rated because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,099 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Quarrels & Quaffles by Draconian Scribe reviews
Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Scars Are The Same by WantedFantasy reviews
Hermione only wished for a break from wands and broomsticks. What she did NOT wish for was romancing with a vampire who has war scars just like her. And the fact that he is married, makes her feel guilty. Will Hermione run away?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Hermione G., Jasper
My Enemy's Enemy by PBrules reviews
Post OoTP. Alternate Timeline. Harry's had a wretched summer. To top it off, Dumbledore insists he continue studies in Occlumency with the dreaded Severus Snape. Will he and Snape learn to get along? NOT SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,376 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Looking for hope by snapesdoe reviews
Severus Snape is sent to Privet drive as a disguise as a muggle tutor. He never expected to find what he did, a abused and broken Harry Potter. Will they learn to get along together after unexpected news? After OOTP, mild abuse, cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,191 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of the Dark by These Guilty Pleasures reviews
Harry gets left behind whe he's six years old and Remus is the one who takes him in. But Remus doesn't know what he's gotten himself into. It's not easy to rebuild a family after five years of missing people. AU, mentions of Dursley Abuse, NO SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,223 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Remus L.
Neighbours by Leliha reviews
Spinner's End, seven years after the war. Having survived Nagini's attack Snape leads the life of a recluse. Until the day he meets Nathan, his neighbour's son… SS/OCs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,110 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Patchwork Wishes by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Harry Potter's Holidays: Little Harry wants his Christmas wish to come true this year. Maybe if he makes his own lucky angel it will. But can his luck hold out for the rest of the holidays? Maybe if he wishes very hard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 431,493 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tale of Sir Cadogan by Marquis Carabas reviews
War, love and silliness. The life and times of Sir Cadogan, and how a muggle knight ended up getting a portrait in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,242 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
Yin and Yang by MedliSage reviews
After the final battle, N and White begin traveling together to see the world. But how will they deal not only with an immediate threat to the both of them but also the hidden feelings for each other? NxWhite/Touko.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,820 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
Pen Pals by Seal1 reviews
Severus Snape is a spy by nature and by training. As such it infuriates him when he realizes that he knows virtually nothing about the real Harry. He takes steps to enhance his knowlege.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,043 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8786 - Favs: 11,881 - Follows: 9,063 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Alphabet Soup by FirstYear reviews
Rose is a member of the Future Teachers Club at her day school and has been chosen to put on a presentation for the parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Rose W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14403 - Favs: 16,138 - Follows: 8,540 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires Don't Sparkle But by luvscharlie reviews
Hermione is exiled to Romania to guard a historical figure, who is under attack from rabid vampire-obsessed teenagers. Viktor finds her there. Viktor/Hermione, but Count Dracula steals the show.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Point by Squiid iink reviews
Harry is reaching his breaking point, feeling guilt over Sirius' death. When Snape pushes him during potions class, he snaps. What will happen between them in the aftermath? not slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Follow the Phoenix by Rachelme177 reviews
AU after HBP:Chap2. After OotP, better choices are made: instead of staying a passive influence, Albus becomes an active part of Harry’s life; and Ginny becomes a better friend. And at the end of summer, the hunt for the Horcruxes begins! H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,877 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Water Falls by buloy reviews
1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,805 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Haruhi F.
The Engagement by saritat reviews
Hermione knew better than to feign ignorance. For all Molly and the Weasleys knew, Viktor Krum was her...well, for lack of a better word, intended. At least he had been until this morning when that rather inconvenient article had come out..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,365 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
La Fuite Mariée by somandalicious reviews
She ran away from the wrong and he showed her the right. DMHG. Written for the 2009 hp secret santa exchange at lj.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Which Happens Somewhere in the Middle by theredrobin reviews
Happily ever after never counted on the likes of Howl and Sophie.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,232 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Sophie P., Howl P.] Calcifer - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Through the Cupboard by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post-GoF. During his cleaning chores for Aunt Petunia, Harry is sent to clean out the cupboard under the stairs and after Dudley locks him in, he discovers something very odd in the wall that vaults him into another dimension.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,505 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 8,708 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Howl of Many Means by ChocolateEclar reviews
Post-HoMW Howl/Sophie fic. In which there is a set of House of Many Ways related vignettes centering around Sophie and her incorrigible husband: "That’s the real reason?" Sophie asked. "Your silly pride wasn’t injured by not being invited at all?"
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
The Pidgey and the Beedril by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
There is a reason Cyrus made up Rule Six. However, when two of his commanders choose not to follow it, he has to explain it to them. And the entirety of Team Galactic as well... It almost makes you feel sorry for Mars and Saturn, doesn't it?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 7,173 - Follows: 960 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toy by instance reviews
All Haruhi wanted in life was to get through school relatively unscathed. Hikaru and Kaoru have just found their new toy in the form of a very pretty, intelligent, and highly oblivious female scholarship student.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
The Guiltless by kilara25 reviews
Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The 7 Sins And The Saint by Cella N reviews
To everyone else, Haruhi is a saint. With them, she‘s the sinner. HARUHI. KYOUYA. TAMAKI. The fun stuff only happens behind closed doors.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Birthday Present by opalish reviews
Harry's an idiot, and Ginny helps save the world without even trying. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Universal Language by Mimea reviews
[HMC] Kiss story 7 of 30: Nightmares. In which Howell falls victim to dreams of the past.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,596 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
The Lamentations of Poor Anne by HDKingsbury reviews
March 1485. Anne Neville, wife and Queen Consort of Richard III, is dying. She looks back on her life and the dire fate she fears awaits her husband. My tragic, romantic look at Richard and his wife. Loyaltie me lie.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
How I Came to Lose the Battle of Bosworth by HDKingsbury reviews
After watching Shakespeare's play, Richard III gets a chance to respond to his critics. This oneshot presupposes a basic knowledge of William Shakespeare's Tragedy of King Richard the Third, a history of the real Richard III, or both. Loyaltie me lie.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
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The outsiders, Chapter 13 reviews
What happened between Soda and Sandy in the end? Read to find out! P.S. should I turn this into a multi-chapter fic?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
Through the Veil, a world anew reviews
AU 5th year. when Harry went to the MoM to rescue Sirius, he follows Sirius through the veil. In which the fates ends up dropping him in the world of Alageasia!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 87 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S.