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by gnrkrystle reviews
After walking in on her boyfriend sleeping with someone else, Hermione decides to take her virginity in her own hands, and maybe help wizard-kind while she's at it. Post Hogwarts. *UPDATED WITH ALTERNATE ENDING*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,665 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
by Adorable-Exploding-Kitten reviews
After I'd openly defended John to the misfits in detention, and then again to 'Dick', I realized that maybe my small crush on him wasn't so small after all. He certainly paid more attention to me afterwards though, so I wasn't about to complain. John Bender/OC
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/23/2013 - John B., OC - Complete
As Summers Die
by Resa Aureus reviews
Due to Lucius's incarceration following the War, Draco hires Hermione Granger to sort through the family library and to collect every dangerous and Dark text being housed there. But one book, once opened, changes Hermione's life forever. Monday updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
by DarkPhoenix168 reviews
A contest entry with the prompt: Suttering. Rin has never spoken to her old friend, not in the ten or so years they've known, all because of something Sesshomaru finds endearing.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Sesshōmaru, Rin] - Complete
What happens in Italy, stays in Italy
by Goldilocks 92 reviews
Hermione's wonderful post-war recuperation holiday in Italy is over, but will she be able to forget all that has happened? Will she be able to forget Severus? HG/SS, Lemons :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Muffin In Scrubs
by DefineDelicate reviews
AH/AU/OOC When Renesmee is injured in an accident and is bound to a wheelchair, she has swore to hate all physical therapists. All except one. Muffins never looked so tempting. and Alec Volturi is about to get more then what he expects. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
You know you're a Potterhead when
by Graystin reviews
Just a list I made instead of doing my Language Arts work. My friend said this counts as a fanfic so yeah C: Hope you enjoy it. I'll update as much as I can; it's hard to come up with these because I keep repeating things. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012
Lust at First Sight
by OhSnap501 reviews
Hinata goes to a bar to drink herself into a coma because Naruto is engaged to Sakura. instead she gets super sexy, bad ass Gaara. AU, SUPER lemon! VERY graphic! not sure about continuation, complete for now
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
As You Wish
by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
by RZZMG reviews
Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One
by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 164 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by Wolf Blossom reviews
I swore to myself that I'd never be a father like Lucius. And now, looking into my sons eyes... I know, I never will be. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm Marrying your Imaginary Boyfriend
by Wolf Blossom reviews
Hermione Granger is getting married and her cousins have never met her fiancé. A day before the wedding, Tamara Granger tells Hermione that she is dating Draco Malfoy and that he is a lot more charming than Hermione's "ugly" fiancé. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 240 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by cutelittleears reviews
Kagome's walking along and her school skirt flips up from the wind blowing. InuYasha spots this and starts having some rather improper thoughts about his favorite miko.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Inuyasha - Complete
When Pretense Becomes Truth
by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet...When Draco interrupts Hermione destroying their dorm in a fit of temper, he takes it upon himself to help her after finding out the cause. It's always good when one is owed a favor by Hermione Granger after all DMHG Summary sucks but plz read..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh it's Such a Shame
by aoxomoxoa reviews
During the reign of Voldemort two damaged minds find their own unique solace in one another...though everything would be perfect if only she could get her lover's husband out of the picture...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
Clean Up on Aisle 17
by catslovesushi reviews
It's been years since Bella's ill-fated birthday party and the Cullens left. Bella's now attending college away from Forks. What happens when she goes on a booze run at the local supermarket? - O/S Collab with darkNnerdy Please see my profile regarding where my pulled stories are.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Once Upon a Potions Class
by MallowCakes reviews
Hermione loves fairy tales. Ron likes Hermione. So, he decides to give her a enchanted book of Muggle fairy tales. An incident in potion's class sends her and Professor Snape into the book where they will have to follow the stories to escape. X-Posted to DeviantArt, AO3, & AFF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,167 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Water Under the Bridge
by Bunnyhops reviews
Lunch is not supposed to change lives, right? It's just lunch. Come with our favorite war heroine on a journey of love, lust and lunch with our favorite Slytherin yumminess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,264 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than Revenge
by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 414 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Doesn't Know
by Kikiusa reviews
Eurotrip...inspired? just click it. have a laugh! Draco/Hermione :3
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by BadOldWestern reviews
Jareth is bored out of his mind at one of his infamous masked balls, only to be surprised by and unexpected, anonymous gift. A power struggle between him and his new present ensues. Lemon Oneshot. SarahXJareth post jailbait Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Looking For Love
by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by magalena reviews
Traumatized by a recent break-up, Hermione retreats to a cottage in Ireland. Guess who else has been living a peaceful life in the same Muggle village for the past eight years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,388 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by Harry50 reviews
AU. It disregards the seventh book and most of the sixth. Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Luna, Hermione/Draco. Dumbledore tries a new "mad" idea to everybody's delight.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by pclark reviews
Inu broke her heart. She moved away and fell in love with his brother. She returned 5 years later and he realizes he was a fool. Based on Avril Lavignes' Sk8ter Boi. Inu/Kag brief Sess/Kag. Please read!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Wrong Cullen
by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella decides it is time to finally make her move on Edward and take their friendship to the next level. When his reaction isn't exactly what she expected, Bella finds comfort in the last place she imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Sesshoumaru Scorned
by ChocolateVodka reviews
Apparently Tetsauiga isn't the only sword Inuyasha inherited...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru - Complete
A Message from Charlie
by MikaylaRose reviews
Charlie sends and email to the other kids after the events of the movie to see how they are, and there is a heated discussion amongst... well lets just lie and say "friends". Oneshot.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady
by Elle Mariet reviews
CRACKF!C: Is Kagome going insane, or is Sesshomaru really appearing in her time and lipsyncing a popular Aerosmith song? NOT KAGOME/SESSHOMARU PAIRING
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Hermione the Great
by burmafrd reviews
AU. Hermione decides to do more. Lots more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
50 Things Fred and George Can't Do
by carlathecreator reviews
Mrs. Weasley is fed up with the twins and makes a list of things they can't do. AU Rated M for language and slash. 2nd fanfic. Read and review! Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The White Dragon
by diamond-helen reviews
The sighting of a mystical dragon leads to Hermione and Charlie walking up a mountain. But he won't even look at her. Can the Dragon help? HG/CW Oneshot. Belated birthday fic for GVSL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Reasons I Was Kicked Out Of Hogwarts
by thraxbaby reviews
Funny list of things not to do when attending Hogwarts. Can span throughout the whole series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
by punkrockerchick613 reviews
He had his ego, and she had her stubbornness. He never thought he would meet his match, but it's happened. Derek just might not win this time. Which...maybe, just maybe...wouldn't be such a bad thing. Maybe. FutureFic. :
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,562 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Things Six Year Olds Can't Say
by houseofloki reviews
Title says all. They are in class and starts swearing at each other. Featuring Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Pansy, Blaise, Ginny, Luna, Seamus, Dean, Lavender etc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
by twistyguru reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
by ThistleL reviews
Derek likes to score. And keep track of those scores…except Casey keeps scoring more than him.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
by hasu86 reviews
Let's pretend. Please...while we still can...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Kagome H., Inutaisho - Complete
12 things Hermione isnt allowed to do as a Malfoy
by Librarybeauty reviews
12 little things Hermione isnt allowd to do if she ever became a Malfoy... HGDM ONESHOT-LIST Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Insulted Ego P Questioned Manhood E One Happy Miko
by X-Keva-X reviews
I can't summarize this as the title says it all. But it is a Sess/Kags story. -The title is supposed to be Inuslted Ego plus Questioned Manhood equals One Happy Miko but the site won't let me used the plus and equal sign.-
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Nine Year etc Plan
by mia madwyn reviews
Snape didn’t die and is headmaster at Hogwarts. Hermione has split from Ron who can keep any kids if there are any and she is teaching at Hogwarts. Snape has no qualms about exploiting his position as the boss to get what he wants – Hermione. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Much Too Much Celery
by littlefiction reviews
Humor. Inappropriate for children. The Dog General comes home after a long absence and has a very strange talk with his pup.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inutaisho - Complete
by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Write A Typical Zutara Fic
by Kitty-chan33 reviews
A step by step guide on how to write a horrible fic and make a fool of yourself at the same time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Best Year
by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
She Will Be Loved: AU Version
by KawaiiDemons reviews
Sesshoumaru and Kagome have been best friends since childhood and have had a crush on each other for a very long time. He’s two years older than her and is the heir to his father’s company. She’s the heir to her father’s company, but her parents have al
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
She Will Be Loved: CU Version
by KawaiiDemons reviews
Naraku has been defeated with the help of Kouga and Lord Sesshoumaru. Since Miroku hasn’t changed his hentai ways, Sango has decided to take up Kouga’s offer to mate him. Kikyou was finally put to rest and gave Kagome the rest of her soul. Kagome has foun
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Rin, For Short
by DiLLiRgA reviews
For those of you who just can't get enough of Disney parodies...or any parody for that matter. RinxSesshoumaru AU.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy's Not Allowed to Do
by Barbarella reviews
Just a little list of things Draco's not allowed to do anymore as the title says not really sure I can summarize it any more than that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Draco M.
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DISCONTINUED AND UP FOR ADOPTION!PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU WANT TO ADOPT IT!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
according to you reviews
kagome is sick of inuyasha always talking down to her and breaks up with him, when someone else finds out she's a free agent things get...musical. i know bad summary
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
english vs american reviews
a list of English words translated to American to add some authenticity to a story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete