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Joined 02-24-11, id: 2764325, Profile Updated: 05-29-13
Author has written 11 stories for South Park.

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Kiss of Death reviews
Craig realises Tweek just can't kiss. Pointless little one-shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Pathological Monogamy reviews
Stan waxes lyrical about his serial monogamy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Three and a Half Inch Floppy reviews
"People forget about them, about floppy disks. They forget about all the stuff they saved on them. I just like… I just like knowing all that shit won't all be forgotten. That things aren't ever forgotten."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,750 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Five Foot of Snow reviews
"I'll always remember it as the Christmas Kyle broke into my house."
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
All Right, This One's For All The Marbles reviews
And we thought the crazy would end once we left South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Poached Eggs and Cigarettes reviews
"With all due respect, Mr. Tucker, it's not a big ask. I'm not asking him to make macarons, I'm not asking him to make a soufflé I'm not even asking him to make hollandaise. I just want him to poach an egg. Any idiot can poach an egg."
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,413 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Carnival reviews
"Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,180 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
US Route 285 reviews
Did you know it's a 60 mile drive from Denver to South Park?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,955 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
No One Ever Said That Life Was Fair reviews
"For it to be a love triangle, A must love B who loves C who loves A. You're not part of a love triangle, with you, A loves B and B loves A. C is just and unwanted bisection. At most, you're part of a love right angle, I guess."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,462 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
That's Just The Way It Always Was reviews
That's just the way it always was, and just the way it should be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
He's Perfect, Isn't He? reviews
Stan keeps on asking Kenny one very irritating question.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete