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Joined 02-24-11, id: 2764382, Profile Updated: 06-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Misc. Books.

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Name: Tari Nolatari (what a surprise!)

Age: 1204

Sex: Female

Hair: Brown with (natural!) blond highlights, approximately 30-45 cm (yes, I tried to measure it. OTL), (obviously not natural!) pink-fading-into-purple at the tips

Eyes: Green? Hazel? Grey? I have no idea?

Appearance: pale skin; oval face; tall, skinny build; (summer) short shorts, draping shirts, cool accessories, (winter) skinny jeans, tight black shirts, long skirts, awesome gloves

Sexuality: Bisexual

Residence: Bethesda, Maryland, USA, North America, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, The Universe

Likes: Music, literature, art, chocolate, performing, yaoi (guilty pleasure), history, arguing, Emilie Autumn, Owl City

Dislikes: Homophobia, idiocy, being humiliated, being told fairies aren't real, trolls, her OCD problems, people who won't listen, bad grammar

Quote(s): "What's done is done. We can't change the past, but we can do better in the future."-me

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam Savage

"Every man for himself!" -unknown

"If PacMan affected us as kids, then we'd all be munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music, amiright?" -Halcyon, Adam Young (Owl City)

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 266 - Words: 90,051 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 7/23/2009
Cyborg Ninja Pirate Ed by darkshadowninjaassassinXXxX792 reviews
What happens when five teenagers get bored during lunch? They decide to liken Ed to Jesus! Who knew the bible could be this much fun?
Crossover - Bible & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward E.
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
iTorchic and the Philosopher's Stone by iTorchic reviews
A spoof of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. King Edward and his Knights of the Circular Table are travel across Amestris to search for a Gate given quest to find the Philosopher's Stone. CRACK. Rated T. Follows the movie! I'm bored again!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
40 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines by magic.is.out.there reviews
Exactly what the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! Will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Marauders
I'd Be Rich by MoonlightM4gic reviews
A rampant thought gets into L's head and he decides to satisfy his curiosity on the matter. LxL. Rated M, for lemon in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,459 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Hetalianess by jmp22895 reviews
This is just the kind of random hetalia idiocy that pops into my head. Nothing linear. Nothing too sensical. No real topic, whatever. Note: each of these could really be oneshots unless there are roman numerals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,859 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011
Gender Blender by not-here-anymore-deleted reviews
The flock wakes up and discovers that something is just not right. Iggy's "Mystical Narwhal" is missing, Nudge complains about bra size, Fang thinks that he is the sexiest thing ever, Max has dumb ideas, ect. All normal, except, they're the wrong gender.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Mustang by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Ed needs to go to Resembool to get his arm fixed, and Al and Roy come along. When Ed goes for a ride on Winry's new horse, innuendos fly high, and Ed is gonna pay for teasing Roy. Yaoi, RoyxEd, rated for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Sweet Shorts by xthhkshgdoaif reviews
Collection of BardxFinny drabbles and short stories, drastically reorganized as of 8/1/2012. Chapter 51: Bard gets Finny tangled up in a high school drama mess that neither can get out of alone.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 20,253 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Baldroy, Finnian
Cirque de Dark Woods by DemiSkull reviews
What really happens behind the scenes of the Dark Woods Circus? Review much appreciated :D
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
Light Exits The Closet by TheMidnightSprite reviews
Okay, so I'm going to see how many ways I can make Light come out of the closet, without copying other people's ideas. There's OOC-ness, and I don't think there will be any OCs... yay xD.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Light Y., L
LOLviathan by nagato chinatsu reviews
Bring out your prompts! -ding- Bring out your prompts! Also, stuff I write.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011
Baby, It's Cold Outside by bashfulglowfly reviews
Based on the song "Baby, It's Cold Outside" Ed x Roy Sorry if it's been done before but I just couldn't get it out of my head!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Soldiers of Amestris by Puddycat reviews
Somehow, they're never punished. Prank!fic, non-crack, oneshot series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Painting Confusion by Flying Pyro of Doom reviews
"Little Canada" had finally reached the breaking point. He was tired of everything, confused, and had officially let go. Warning:Blood and coloring with it and morbid themes.more than likely RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Canada, Russia
Sucked In by TheAwesomeStalker reviews
Continuation of Ciel the Punk. Nothing else to say.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Ciel P.
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Love Tutor by SereneSky reviews
Ciel asks Sebastian to teach him about secks. love..maybe. lemons are a definite. fluff maybes. rated M for secks. obv. character goes a little OOC as in THEY BLUSH. and stuff. cue awh here. R&R please.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
A Mad Tea Party by candycobwebs reviews
Alois is having a tea party, and Ciel is the involuntary guest.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Alois T., Ciel P.
Not a Game of Chess by Wrathie-chan reviews
Some nations finds themselves in a big house and someone wants to play a game full of tests that tests their mentality and ability to work together, will they succeed and get freed or will they all be locked in the house forever? Warning: Gore/Guro
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano
The Game by Beyond-The-Winter reviews
America finds out about a game his states have been playing when he hasn't been looking, and finds out that they aren't as innocent as hoped. T to be safe, rating might move up later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - America
Insanity by YamiBakura77 reviews
One day...Arthur just snaps. He loses his sanity. And poor Alfred decides to pay him a visit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Only This Moment by le-ouiaboo reviews
France/England: Victorian gentleman Arthur winds up in the company of the handsome farmer Francis. Will he be able to keep from throwing himself into those muscular, sun-bronzed arms? No. De-anon from the kink meme, finished.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Brain Damage by flYegurl reviews
Iggy is injured and suffers a severe brain injury. Fang is tortured by guilt. It was his fault. "I… remember when I was not like this. Max and Nudge and Angel and Gazzy said that I would be a part of the flock even if I could not make bombs or make food. But I can not do either of that any more, and they do not treat me like a part of the flock. They were lying."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Text me, TTYL! by freshia reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU. Follow the lives of just some regular Hetalia High teens in highschool - Through text messages, IM's, Facebook, and any other electronic means of communication! Will probably be lots of pairings later on. Human names used. Chapter 10!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,580 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010
Baltics with Issues by Crazee Canadia reviews
Based of Llamas with Hats on YouTube. There is a Carl for each Baltic to play - because there are three Llamas with hats - and other FilmCow Hetalia parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
Behind a Screen by Cororo reviews
Alfred brings Arthur a birthday present that is supposed to become his newest friend. Vocaloid parody in a way . Summary is bad, but in general, it's MasterxVocaloid, or in this case, ArthurxKiku. Rated T for a little bit of language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - England/Britain, Japan
Smiles, Laughter, Tears by frikadeller reviews
Russia/America/England threesome. De-anon from kink meme. Various drabbles with fluff/smut. Warning for England's kink.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Tin Man by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"Baby, this ain't Kansas anymore." ::RoseScorpius freeverse for Allya Ride::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Warmth by MerryMusician reviews
In a time before people, in a land where cold and grey rule, what does a little country do? Little Russia oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Russia
modern who's up first by r.a.b. shoulda lived reviews
most of us know of Abbott and Costello's skit who's up first. But, what would happen if this happenned now, with computers instead of baseball? Got it in an e-mail thought you guys would like it. Don't own the original.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Psycho by TropicanaLemonadeOnASunnyDay reviews
A collection of gore, raping, and nations gone psycho. Squeamish beware!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2011
The Discovery of Fanfiction by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
L calls an important meeting. Crack ensues. Spoilers for real name's and ending of series. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Where'd That Manual Go? by Italiangurlinamessedupworld reviews
What does a day in my life revolve around ever since that fateful click? Chaos, that's what. One day a girl, who was bored out of her mind ordered some "Hetalia Units" at the time she had no clue what she'd just done. Based off of LolliDictator's Manuals.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,631 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Russia, South Korea
Unseen Killer by freakanature06 reviews
Matthew Williams is a high school student who is completely unsatisfied with his life as an invisible observer. His life changes completely when he happens upon an odd, black notebook that has a strange power... Canada and the Death Note. T to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,183 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Canada
The Truth About Who? by Perryels reviews
Matt is intrigued and freaks about how weird and conceiving nursery rhymes really are.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pangea by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
Italy's convinced Germany to go to America and Japan's Christmas party, but the two hosts make a bet on how far the two go. Who will win?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Photos Unnecessary by Prosecutie reviews
An unexpected partnership is formed, and now Japan and Hungary are dedicated to bringing yaoi to every corner of the globe! But can they put down the doujinshi and consider their own love lives for one second? For Catskid100's Crack Pairing Collection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
Old Spice Hetalia Style by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Each Country takes his/her crack at the "I'm on a Horse" routine. Taking requests. Seventh Chapter Contains: Spain, N Italy, Cuba, New Zealand, and Australia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,134 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Spain, N. Italy
The Little NotQuite Holidays by Holli-chan reviews
We all know those little viral not-quite holidays are ridiculous, but SOMEBODY'S gotta celebrate them, right? Pointless little mostly-unrelated Death Note blurbs about little holidays celebrated by some of the chars. Yaoi, Pointless Innuendo and Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010
Hetalia Murder Mystery by Avatar2016 reviews
When England invites some nations to his mansion, there is an unseen murderer among them. One by one the countries are killed. Rated T for violence and swearing :3 Finished. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,670 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Eavesdropping Is A Dangerous Thing by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
"DUDE, THAT'S ENORMOUS!" "Now what do I do with it, Raito-kun?" One-shot. Rated T for sexual innuendo. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
How Latvians and Sealanders take care of ASLs by Crazee Canadia reviews
A chat room, Peter, and Raivis - all mixed into a fluffy story that includes some SeaLat at the end, and some mentioned others - including a certain character that needs love advice. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Kawaii Frackin Desu Ka by awfullybad reviews
Canada goes goth, Russia gets a hard on for watching America eat, Japan and China get into a fight, Canada goes emo, France buys some panties, Japan gets harassed by a weeabo, America is a real thug and something horrible happens to England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Roses Are Red by pineapple desu reviews
One-shots thrown together. Mainly NorIce. May contain one-sided DenNor and SLIGHT IceSey. Mostly just crack, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Spider by Crazee Canadia reviews
Raivis never did like spiders... rated T for Tino's and Raivis' - yes, Raivis' - foul mouths. I'm pretty sure you can relate, and I'm also sure that the romance thing kinda shine through if you take off the sunglasses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
A Sailor's Amusement Park Adventure by Crazee Canadia reviews
Peter, Berwald, Tino, Toris, Eduard, and Raivis go to the amusement park as a surprize get together. When Berwald gives the youngest boys a challenge, will they complete them, or have to do laundry for a week? Beware, there is plently of fluff inside...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Latvia, Sealand - Complete
Ghost by PurgatorioOnna reviews
Poem from Your Sugar Sits Untouched by Emilie Autumn.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
APHBlood by englandkirklandftw reviews
America and Russia explore together.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
The Yaoi Brigade by Red Roses2 reviews
Requested by destroyeverythin1. The Yaoi Brigade: a formation of female nations determined to rule the world, all because they want yaoi. The leaders: Hungary and Belarus. Will they succeed? Or will the men turn to the one country who can save them?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Hungary, Belarus
Heterosexualia by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. In which the female nations try to put the OW in yaoi and the male nations try to put the HET in Hetalia. Naturally, massive cast list and even larger pairing list ensues. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Niger Iter Itineris by runnybabbit96 reviews
You are not going to believe any of what’s about to happen to you. It’s all crazy stuff, so pinch yourself now, ‘cause you’re not dreaming."she said, as she walked out of the forest into a small clearing containing only a huge weeping willow.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010
It's all nice and cute to work at the UN… not by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Warming Up Winter by DarkBlysse reviews
Elricest fluff
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Black Butler Fandom Drinking Game by A Perfect Devil reviews
You created fandom cliques, mary sues and over all defied logic and canon- so heres a drinking game, just for you! Please note that I am not responsible of you dieing from alchohol poisoning from palying this game. Drink safely.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Mine Is Better by Darkfire75 reviews
America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Fifty Things by Existence's Bane reviews
There are many things Cesare loves about Chiaro. But he has a top fifty, as it were. Slash, fluff, canon. Request by MLE, my friend. There will be ten chapters in all. If you have an idea for a thing, please tell me in a review. Spoilers.
Cantarella - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
Birthday Dare by ViDez reviews
In my pants. - Rated for innuendo. XD Happy b-day, L! Decided to submit it early.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - L - Complete
Five Times Near Shocked Mello by whitehoney reviews
...or 'Near and sexual innuendo'.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Carrots by whitehoney reviews
Is it really any wonder that Mello doesn't like carrots? Platonic L/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L, Mello
Snowflake by Mon3lisa reviews
It's snowing today... [Elricest]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
When OC's Attack by slasher-pride reviews
After years of Fangirls and guys thousands of OC’s have been created and are out to get what they were created for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Albus D., Hermione G.
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Rose Red
William and Anna adopt a thirteen-year-old girl from the gnerically named Adoption Center. Raising a daughter in a year! They cannot expose the dark nature of the Center. Written for NaNoWriMo. I hate the summary character limit!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,946 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011
Let's Torture The Nations! And Everyone Else reviews
By reading OOC badfics to them! Only slightly "interactive" readers give suggestions, but no back-and-forth . My friend A will not be in the story, she's just there for kicks. Rules inside! Don't like, don't read! Rated M for possible future content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011