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Joined 02-24-11, id: 2764516, Profile Updated: 04-14-12
Author has written 7 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Harry Potter, and Macbeth.

I doubt people care too much about my life and I don't particularly want to be stalked so I'll keep this brief. :)

Likes: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, the Septimus Heap series, Pride and Prejudice, roses, the color silver, chocolate, friendship, tea, House of Anubis (embarrassingly enough), Peddie, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Downton Abbey, Adele, all things British, music, clarinet, piano, myself, etc.

Dislikes: school, homework, science, Twilight (no offense), mean people, "popular" people, sports (yeah I know I'm a loser :D), being bored, starving children in Africa, war, etc.

If you're wondering what my username is about, well it's a long and involved inside joke from when I was in about kindergarten and I don't even remember the whole thing :)


Awesome Quotes

Harry Potter

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry Potter

"I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight." -Ron Weasley

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." -Ron Weasley

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione Granger

"Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?" -Hermione Granger

"Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have veer had the misfortune to meet." -Hermione Granger

"Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers." -Draco Malfoy

"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends" -Luna Lovegood

"The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease." -Luna Lovegood

"If you shout his name, I will curse you into oblivion." -Nymphadora Tonks

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -Albus Dumbledore

"Alas! Ear wax!" -Albus Dumbledore

Pride and Prejudice

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." -Mary Bennet

"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance." -Charlotte Lucas

"It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples." -Elizabeth Bennet

"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it." -Elizabeth Bennet

"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." -Mr Darcy

"Well, my comfort is, I am sure Jane will die of a broken heart, and then he will be sorry for what he has done." -Mrs Bennet

"Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after all." -Elizabeth Bennet

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?" -Mr Bennet

"I am happier even than Jane. She only smiles; I laugh." -Elizabeth Bennet

Doctor Who

The Doctor: You know when grown-ups tell you everything's fine and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Amelia: Yes.
The Doctor: Everything's going to be fine.

The Doctor: You were a little girl five minutes ago!
Amy: You're worse than my aunt.
The Doctor : I'm the Doctor. I'm worse than everybody's aunt.

The Doctor: So I'm going out. If I hang about the house all the time the people upstairs might get suspicious. Notice me.
Amy: Football. Oh good, well done. That is normal.
The Doctor: Yeah. Football. All outdoorsy. Now. Football's the one with the sticks, isn't it?

The Doctor: Sorry. Checking the water in this are. There's an escaped fish.

The Doctor: Hello Mr. Jorgensen. Can you hold? I have to eat a biscuit.

The Doctor: I've worked it out with psychic help from the cat.

River: I have questions. But number one is this: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
The Doctor: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

The Doctor: Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.

The Doctor: I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed! What's the point in having you all?

The Doctor: Fellas, the guns? Really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States, parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me?
River: They're Americans.

Nixon: Who the are they and... what is that box?
The Doctor: It's a police box. Can't you read? I'm your new undercover agent. On loan from Scotland Yard. Code named The Doctor. These are my top operatives. The Legs, The Nose and Mrs. Robinson.
River: I hate you.
The Doctor: No you don't.

Amy: So what kind of trouble is your friend in?
The Doctor: He was in a bind. A bit of a pickle. Sort of... distressed.
Amy: Ah, you can't just say you don't know?

The Doctor: Okay, right. I don't... I really don't know what to do. That's a new feeling.

The Doctor: Oo. Sorry. Do you have a name?
Idris: Seven hundred years, finally he asks.
The Doctor: And what do I call you?
Idris: I think you call me... Sexy.
The Doctor: Only when we're alone.
Idris: We are alone.
The Doctor: Oh. Come on then, Sexy.

The Doctor: She's a woman. And she's the TARDIS.
Amy: Did you wish really hard?
The Doctor: Shut up! Not like that.
Idris: Hello. I'm Sexy.
The Doctor: Oh! Still shut up.

The Doctor: Sorry. Hello. Doctor not following this. Doctor very lost. You never said I was hot?

Adolf Hitler: Thank you. Whoever you are. I think you have just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me. It was an accident.

Hitler: He was going to kill me.
Rory: Shut up, Hitler.
The Doctor: Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there. Now. Do it.
Rory: Right. Putting Hitler in the cupboard. Cupboard. Hitler. Hitler. Cupboard.
Hitler: But I am the Führer!
Rory: Right. In you go.

German Officer: What are you doing here?
River: Well. I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh. The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer." Who's with me?

Sherlock

John: You don’t have a girlfriend, then?
Sherlock: Girlfriend? No, not really my area.
John: Oh right then. Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine, by the way —
Sherlock: I know it’s fine.
John: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock: No.
John: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock: John, I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
John: No —
Sherlock: — really not looking for anyone —
John: No. I’m not asking — no. I was just saying. It’s all fine.

Sherlock: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

Sherlock: You took your time.
John: Yeah, I didn't get the shopping.
Sherlock: What? Why not?
John: Because I had a row in the shop with a chip and pin machine.
Sherlock: You had a row with a machine?
John: Sort of. It sat there and I shouted abuse at it.

Sherlock: I said 'Can you pass me a pen?'
John: What? When?
Sherlock: About an hour ago.
John: Didn't notice I'd gone out then?

John: Okay, I'm Sherlock Holmes and I always work alone, because no one else can compete with my massive intellect!

Sherlock: I need to get some air; we're going out tonight.
John: Actually, I've got a date.
Sherlock: What?
John: It's when two people who like each other go out and have fun.
Sherlock: That's what I was suggesting.
John: No, it wasn't. At least, I hope not.

Sherlock: How would you describe me John? Resourceful, dynamic, enigmatic?
John: Late?

John: There are lives at stake, Sherlock! Actual human live— Just so I know, do you care about that at all?
Sherlock: Will caring about them help save them?
John: Nope!
Sherlock: Then I'll continue not to make that mistake.

Sherlock: What if I was to shoot you now? Right now?
Moriarty: Well, then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face.

John: I'm glad no one saw that.
Sherlock: Mm?
John: You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.
Sherlock: People do little else.

Little Girl: They wouldn't let us see Grandad when he was dead. Is that cos he'd gone to heaven?
Sherlock : People don't really go to heaven when they die. They're taken to a special room and burned.

Mycroft: We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation. Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on!
Sherlock: What for?

Irene: Brainy is the new sexy.

Mrs Hudson: Oh, Sherlock!
Sherlock: Don't snivel, Mrs Hudson. It will do nothing to impede the flight of a bullet.

Mycroft: All lives end. All hearts are broken. Caring is not an advantage, Sherlock.

Sherlock: Listen, what I said before John, I meant it. I don't have friends; I've just got one.

Molly: Are you okay? And don’t just say that you are, because I know what that means, looking sad when you think no one can see you.
Sherlock: You can see me.
Molly: I don’t count.

Sherlock: You're wrong, you know? You do count. You've always counted and I've always trusted you. But you were right. I'm not okay.
Molly: Tell me what's wrong.
Sherlock: Molly, I think I'm going to die.
Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: If I wasn't everything you think I am, everything that I think I am, would you still want to help me?
Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: You.

Moriarty: You're ordinary — you're on the side of the angels.
Sherlock: Oh, I may be on the side of the angels, but don't think for one second that I am one of them.

John: You told me once that you weren't a hero. There were times when I didn't even think you were human, but let me tell you this. You were the best man, the most human human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. I was so alone and I owe you so much. But please, there's just one more thing, one more miracle, Sherlock, for me, don't be dead. Would you do that just for me? Just stop it. Stop this...


General Disclaimer since I always forget to put them in my stories: Anything you recognize is, unfortunately, not mine. Anything you do not recognize probably isn't mine either, but there's a possibility that it might be.

Note: my story "Daphne and Astoria" is now on indefinite hiatus...sorry!!! I hope I'll get back to it eventually but for now I've lost the enthusiasm for it.

Another note: It's partially my fault for not clearly marking my oneshots as such, but I've been getting lots of reviews on them asking me to write more. I'm just not going to. I'm sorry. If it's marked as complete, then you can expect me not to add anything to it, unless I am randomly struck with inspiration, which is unlikely.

A third note: I don't think I'll be writing anything new for a while...lots of stuff going on with school and such...also I'm focusing most of my literary energy on various original stories. I'm sorry. All of these notes seem to involve me apologizing...


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Roses Are Red by Appello reviews
Mortal enemies, or a match made in heaven? For Scorpius and Rose, there's a fine line between love and hate. Follows their relationship from 1st year to 7th year and beyond, as they learn that there's more to each other than they first assumed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 151,409 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Sorting Hat by Stromsten reviews
Summary: Are Slytherins really the 'evil' House? Does an 'evil House' even make sense? Rose and Scorpius analyze.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,018 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Secrets by LJ Fan reviews
During Rose Weasley's 7th year at Hogwarts, muggles find out that wizards exist among them. Rose wants to campaign for the removal of the International Statute, but it might cost her. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011
Wet by ColorTheSky reviews
Everyone loves birthdays. Especially Sadie. But when her morning turns out wet, messy, cold and embarrassing, can the arrival of one guest make it all feel better? One-shot, :D
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
It Began With A Waltz by LEMONSKY4 reviews
I, Blaise Zabini, refuse to dance with someone that has the same fashion taste as barmy Trelawney. One-shot. Yule Ball fic. Blaise/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Blaise Z., OC - Complete
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The Feast
Ross's sister writes a letter to Malcolm summarizing the events of the feast that takes place shortly after Macbeth's coronation.
Macbeth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Malcom - Complete
The Principal's Daughter reviews
Eddie is looking for a way to get his old principal's daughter off his back, so he makes a bet with Patricia.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
Teetering reviews
Patricia Williamson's son comes home with a school assignment that prompts her to pay a visit to her neighbor, Eddie Miller.
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Patricia W., Eddie M. - Complete
Daphne and Astoria reviews
Daphne Greengrass is excitable and emotional, while her sister Astoria is responsible and reserved. Can both of them find love? Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility, Potter style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Astoria G., Daphne G.
The Next Generation Finds Inter House Unity reviews
A shy Gryffindor. A popular Hufflepuff. A party animal Ravenclaw. A Muggle-loving Slytherin. Follow Rose Weasley, Claire MacMillan, Jenna Chang, and Molly Beckett as they fight stereotypes and discover who they truly are.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Seven Songs for Seven Girls reviews
I used a different Taylor Swift song for each of the next generation girls and wrote a story! The chapter order is Victoire, Dominique, Roxanne, Molly, Rose, Lucy, and finally Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Lily Luna P., Molly W. - Complete
Swept Off His Feet reviews
Jerome is determined to sweep Mara off her feet. But one phone call changes his whole plan...
Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Jerome C., Mara J. - Complete