MoistTowelette
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Joined 02-24-11, id: 2764906, Profile Updated: 11-30-12
Author has written 22 stories for Glee, and Teen Wolf.

Look for me at AO3 under MoistTowelette as well! All stories are cross-posted.


Hi! Oh my God, that was the best greeting I could come up with.

My name is Tommy, and yeah you can totally call me that lol. It won't freak me out.

My pen name is MoistTowelette in reference to the infamous scene in Glee season 1, episode 20 "Theatricality" wherein Kurt (who is still enamored with Finn), offers to wipe off his KISS makeup with a moist towelette, to which Finn objects and Kurt screams "It's just a moist towelette!" I don't know, I like it.

Well I suck at these. I don't know how to talk about myself without sounding like a douche or rambling or being completely boring. Umm, I'm (insert age here) and I go to (insert college here). I'm not being funny, I just legit don't want my info out there. I've seen one too many Lifetime movies and I do not want to end up tied up in a stranger's trunk headed over the border to Mexico to be traded into human trafficking (okay, I've seen Taken one too many times, too).

Yeah I'm a guy. Wait, let me check...One...two, yup, two balls down there. And lots of hair. I need to manscape soon.

Of my Glee fics, the main couples I ship are:

KUM - because Sam was originally supposed to be Kurt's bf and I got stuck on that idea and once I saw Chord Overstreet I was like FUCK YES let it happen, and their interaction in Duets only strengthened my belief in his homosexuality, but then he hooked up with Quinn and it all went to hell. And then Blaine got introduced and like EVERYBODY AND THEIR MAMA loved him and I was like, this kid is boring and too smarmy for my taste, plus he's so short. Sorry, I really hate Klaine, even though I like Blaine and Darren Criss. One of my inconsistencies as a person lol.

PUCKURT - because they're the supreme archetype of gay high school drama. The tough, badass sex shark homophobe and the prancing, obviously gay sensitive teenager find love and romance even though society disapproves. It's such a cliche, but it works so well. And we all know Puck has had some thoughts about dudes, and Kurt straddles that fine line between dude and dudette, so it's inevitable that Puck would end up on his knees, servicing our favorite countertenor.

And I'm a huge STEREK shipper for Teen Wolf. HUGE. I feel like it might maybe legitimately become canon. I'm not holding my breath or anything, but yeah, I've got some good feelings about them. And even if they don't I still love them together. Plus, they really gave me some new things to write about, breaking my writer's block and helping inspire me in my other WIP as well.

So, that's it! I hope you guys like my stories (because I'm really insecure as a writer, which leads to this inferiority complex I have and, coupled with my occasional delusions of grandeur, well, you can see why I'm a hot mess who only publishes their writing on a fanfic site.). Read them and tell me how much you love/hate/detest/want to hump me! (I promise I won't bite. Unless you're into that kind of thing ;P

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Odds and Ends by Stardust585 reviews
Now that Kurt and Finn are brothers, they have certain new duties – like driving each other insane while having great fun together. Or the other way round. A series of Furt vignettes to fill in the gaps in their relationship. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 229,996 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Cut Out All the Ropes by Relised reviews
It was one thing to get pregnant at seventeen. It was another thing entirely when you're a man and your baby's other father hates you. It hurts, and it sucks, but in Derek's mind, he's just keeping his mate safe. Mpreg. Mentions of knotting.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,292 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
Web of Lies by JaeSkailar reviews
"I don't know what you want me to say, Princess," Puck said between broken sobs. He felt worthless being on his knees, begging like this. "I'm sorry." "You're wasting my time Puck... go home." RE-done version, and a new summary. M for sex, profanity, violence. Kurt/Puck, Kurt/Blaine, Kurt wanting Sam, Puck/OC, Sam/OC
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,558 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Bros before bros? by poison-au-coeur reviews
Human AU where Derek is Scott's older brother and Stiles' boyfriend. Kind of a sequel to my other OlderBrother!Derek fic 'Sleepover'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Cologne by blueinkedbones reviews
Derek doesn't collect Stiles' breath in his lungs, doesn't drink it down and run his tongue over his teeth. He pulls back, pulls away, calms down. Tries to calm down. "Big date tonight?" he asks, like his wolf isn't howling and clawing at his insides. Stiles/Derek. Rated T for language.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Good Behavior by theSilence reviews
Crackfic. Stiles is used as a prop for Derek's secret scheme. Or is he? Sterek. Seriously, I don't know... I can't even...
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Like Sugar by KelsWinchester reviews
Scents. There are hundreds and thousands of unique scents around the world, some good such as fresh bread, pizza and the alluring smell after a rainfall that no one could ever describe perfectly. But it's said that every person has their own unique scent, obviously not noticing it yourself as it's on your own body. Others being able to pick it up. Some attracted to it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Can I Drive? by kaitouahiru reviews
"Can I drive your Camaro?" "No," Derek/Stiles
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
What Sam Doesn't Know by hattalove reviews
So yeah, Sam's only been with the Hudmels for about two weeks now, but he's learning to love them very fast. Mind you, it would be a lot easier if they didn't keep secrets from him. Puckurt. Sam's POV.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Perfect by hattalove reviews
Kurt and Puck realize they go on a lot of non-dates together. Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Final Destination by CocoNewt reviews
A Kinn spin on Final Destination. On their senior trip, Kurt has a vision and when several students are saved from a tragedy because of it, Death haunts the Glee Club and circles back to claim its victims. AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Sting by amarx17 reviews
Prompt from the glee kink meme on LiveJournal: "Blaine can't take no for an answer and is doing his best to take what he wants in the parking lot of Scandals when Kurt is saved by none other than Sebastian Smythe."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Moments by superninjagurl reviews
Kurt Hummel is in a dry-spell. He himself is not particularly bothered by it until his best friend, Santana, tries to set him up with one of her exes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
You're the Closest to Heaven That I'll Ever Be by Otaku786 reviews
In which Noah Puckerman, the hard-core snuggler, is extremely talented with his hands, and Kurt feels...not blessed, but extremely lucky. -S3,minor spoiler for Quinn,fluffy PWP Puckurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Fatherhood: A Guide by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, How Noah Puckerman and Blaine Anderson Survive Being Husbands, Stay-at-home Dads, and Badass New Yorkers. Future kid!fic. Puck/Kurt, Blaine/?, Puck/Blaine friendship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,470 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Everything by nikkithedead reviews
Sam is slowly trying to come out at his school, and with Kurt as a couple. As their relationship matures, and the two begin this difficult task, they realize it will be a lot harder than they thought. Sequel to "Who is Sam Evans?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,813 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
You and I by aedy reviews
A Puck and Kurt story set to Lady Gaga's "You and I"
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Those Silly Games We Play by Kaimu reviews
Game night with the boys makes Kurt realize he has more friends then he intentionally thought he had. He's especially surprised at Noah Puckerman's sudden ease with him.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Not So Grimm: A Cracky Fairy Tale by gleefulmusings reviews
Alexander, prince of Cordeliana, seeks to reclaim his throne from the evil William of Cloroxia. Assisted by the White Witch, a pair of helpful dwarves, and a particularly surly magical mirror, he will fight for his lands and a Prince Charming of his own.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Xander H., Graham M. - Complete
Mens Rea by MDemagogue reviews
Police officer Sam Evans stumbles onto a murder involving Senate candidate Finn Hudson. Hudson, a prominent homophobe is forced to rely on Kurt Hummel as his reluctant defense attorney. Rated M for violent content, language. Sam/Kurt
Glee - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
What I Love About You by AlexisBreathless reviews
"I don't feel right. I look like every other guy in Lima. Nothing designer, no products, I'm not even wearing perfume!"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Enchantment by AlexisBreathless reviews
It all led up to this.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Way it Should Be by nikkithedead reviews
Blaine is with Kurt at McKinley and he couldn't be happier. Sam is with Santana, and even though their relationship is less than perfect, he's ok with it. Everything is the way it should be...or is it? Eventual Hevans.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,387 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Not the wrong reason by small-ant38 reviews
Puck and Finn have always been picking on Kurt, but it didn't stop Kurt from falling in love with Finn. Yet, one day, Puck realizes that, unlike him, Finn has no good reason for bullying Kurt. Puckurt, SLASH, Kurt/OC.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,213 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Of Sharing Shirts by sephirothflame reviews
Stiles borrows one of Derek's shirts because he can, because likes the way it feels and smells. Derek likes the way Stiles smells when he wears it.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Fr333bird reviews
Albus is stressing out about turning sixteen and the fact that he has never snogged anyone. Scorpius is happy to share his superior knowledge. Fluffy oneshot with mild adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Thousand Miles Past The Line by Belle Dissei reviews
Puck is caught doing something worse than having his hand in Kurt's underwear, comes up with an awesome lie and becomes one of those people who sing about their feelings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
We're Making Exceptions by fleurdelisee reviews
They have a thing: friends with benefits. Well, really, 'acquaintances with benefits' and they have an unspoken rule: they never kiss.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
A Big Gay Line by Belle Dissei reviews
Puck crosses a line and learns that Kurt is not a girl, Mr Hummel is one scary dude and when apologising you should quit while you're ahead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Tight Pants by FifiDoll reviews
Puck is back from juvie and all he wants to do is get into his boyfriend's pants. Unfortunately, Kurt is a tease and Finn likes to cockblock.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Special Delivery by truetest reviews
Sam winds up on Kurt's doorstep late at night with a very special order for him. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Astraphobia by writingrox12 reviews
Sam is afraid of thunderstorms, and Puck is there to comfort him. Just some Suck fluff. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Puck, Sam E. - Complete
Silence by Anime Girl23 reviews
Kurt knew he missed a lot when he started dorming at Dalton, but someone definitely forgot to mention that during that time, Puck had moved into his house. Puck/Kurt slash
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Dancing Fingertips by degrassichick reviews
Kurt is more than excited to be showing Blaine off at McKinley High's junior prom. So why is it that Blaine's spending the entire night on the dance floor with Rachel and the girls, while Kurt's spending it at a table in the corner with Sam Evans?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Take a Bite of My Heart Tonight by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck and Kurt have been secretly dating for a while and everything is going well, except for one little thing. The problem? Kurt's a biter and the Glee club is convinced that those marks on Puck's chest mean Puck's in trouble. Oops. Puckurt. Explicit sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bat Out Of Hell by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt needs a ride home; the only near-friendly face he can find is Puck. He follows Puck to his… motorbike. Damn, his dad was going to kill him if he straddled that bike, or the boy who owned it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Four Firsts by truetest reviews
Four firsts for Sam and Kurt - the evolution of their relationship as they become closer over time. A sequel to Glory Fades. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken Jaw by Relised reviews
Outlines the six weeks of torture Kurt gives Puck after Finn accidently, sort of kind of, possibly on purpose broke Puck's jaw. One Shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
10 Reasons by IceQueenRia reviews
: "I love you." Puck told him. "You shouldn't." Kurt replied. "Give me ten reasons." Puck challenged.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Sam Evans' Four Steps to Getting Your Man by Loony4moony816 reviews
Or, Snippets in the Epic Bromace of Kurt Hummel and Sam Evans. Ignores all canon after Duets. Puck/Kurt with Sam/Kurt friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Noah's Boy by IceQueenRia reviews
There are many females on Puck's 'list' for a number of special reasons, but there's only room for one male. Puck/Girls and Puck/Kurt ONE-SHOT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Pretty Like a Princess by xLessxThanx3x reviews
Puck is forced to bring his sister with him to a weekend Glee practice. She totally ruins his badass rep by outing him as the best big brother EVER. Pummel. Based off a prompt in the Puckurt meme. Same universe as my other Pummel story, written pre-NBK.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
One Week by SKurtHEvans reviews
"It had been exactly seven days since Kurt had decided that he was mad at me and I couldn't tell you why. It's not a secret or anything. Truth is, I don't know why."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Codependency and Humping by xLessxThanx3x reviews
"This is a PDA-vention. That's a PDA intervention...actually, it's more of a Constant-groping-and-sexing-in-public-and-TMI-ing-vention." Puck and Kurt are getting a bit carried away with public sexy times. Rated M for, well, Puckurt sexy times. Crack-ish
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
If It's Not Rough, It Isn't Fun by Jane Krahe reviews
A chance encounter in the boys locker-room sends Kurt and Puck spiraling into a strange pattern of lust and denial. Graphic! Further warnings inside, please heed them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Old Dogs by Choice reviews
Something as distasteful as being sick turns out to be solid proof that Noah can be a good boyfriend. -- Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
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Fool in Love reviews
Stiles says I love you, and Derek can't run away fast enough. His friends are there to help pick up the pieces, but Derek doesn't exactly make it easy to move on.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Hocus Pocus reviews
Kurt, Tina, and Santana are witches. When a spell one of them casts goes dangerously wrong, chaos erupts at school and it's up to them to put everything back to normal before innocent people get hurt. Eventual Puckurt. M for Language.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,628 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
The Very Thought Of You reviews
You don't know why, but you've been thinking of the annoying kid who never shuts up...like, all the time. You can't sleep, you can't do anything but think of him. And you hate yourself for it. But then he's crying out your name and you go running, not caring what might happen to you. All you know is he's in trouble, and you have to save him. Second person narrative. Oneshot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
How Wonderful Life Is Now You're In The World reviews
Kurt is crushing on the one boy he shouldn't be crushing on. Will he ever return his feelings? And if he does, will he be everything Kurt's ever dreamed of, or will it be a beautiful disaster?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 166,510 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Follow Your Nose reviews
Or, The Case of the Missing Underwear. Stiles' underwear gets stolen and he thinks he knows just who's to blame. And of course the whole pack gets involved, because, let's face it, they're really one big family. One nosy, weird, incestuous family. Established Sterek. Friendly Hale pack. One shot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Safe and Sound reviews
"When you're going through hell, keep going." So Stiles did. The run to save Derek was the closest thing to hell on earth he'd ever known. His calves were burning, his legs were tired, he was short of breath, and he couldn't see anything in the dark woods. But he had to keep going, because if he stopped, Derek could die, and then life wouldn't be worth living. M for violence.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me reviews
Spoilers from 2x10 "Fury". After Matt's hostage situation, Stiles wants to be alone with his thoughts, but of course Derek is there to interrupt them. As the night wears on, Stiles realizes Derek might actually care for him. Good luck on trying to get the big guy to actually admit it, though. M to be safe.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Tearing Me Apart reviews
Not as dramatic as the title sounds. Not dramatic at all, actually. Drabble about Scott and Jackson interrupting Stiles and Derek's alone time, and how Stiles keeps a tight hold on Derek when he wants to kill his boyfriend's friends. Set before Season 2, but no spoilers at all from Season 1.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Rest In Peace reviews
After sex, Derek just wants to sleep, but Stiles seems to be more talkative than ever. How will he get him to calm down? It's rated M y'all, so you know it's going to be fun.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Puck's Fresh Meat reviews
Puck decides he's bored with the current offerings of McKinley High and needs something new when in walks innocent, delicious Kurt. Let's just say his sex life will never be the same! Multi-chapter fic. Rated M for smutty slashy goodness!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,030 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Borrowed Things reviews
After the collapse of Kurt and Puck's relationship, Kurt has some things he wants to give back. When he returns them, he also takes the time out to tell Puck why he believes they didn't work out, leading Puck to realize Kurt's got it all wrong. One shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Twelve Days of Puckmas! reviews
Puck messes up hugely with Kurt, and in order to get back in his good graces he showers him with gifts from the Twelve Days of Christmas. Join in the festive fun as Puck and his friends give Kurt a Christmas and Hanukkah he'll never forget.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,790 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Stay reviews
One-shot. Puck is juggling Kurt and Quinn, leading them both on with lies that they're the only ones for him. What happens when Kurt gets tired of being his dirty little secret, and when Quinn can't keep turning a blind eye to his indiscretions anymore?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Puck and Kurt's First Day of School reviews
Nauseatingly sweet and cute little fluff piece about little Kurt and Puck's first day of school. Puck's a bully and no one will play with him, even the one boy he really wants to be friends with. Call a dentist. This one's so sweet you'll get a toothache.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kurt H., Puck
Just Enough Time reviews
Sam keeps Kurt from being somewhere important, making Kurt upset, until he finds out just why Sam was so hesitant to let him go in the first place. Inspired by Chord Overstreet's departure from Glee. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Best Served Cold reviews
After dating for months Puck breaks Kurt's heart and Santana swoops in and shows our favorite male diva just how healing revenge can be. Together the two wreak havoc on Puck's life, making the mohawked teen regret he ever messed with Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Before Sunrise reviews
"Kurt. Finn." Burt Hummel eyed the naked blond kid and mohawked punk behind his son and step-son with ill concealed anger. "You boys want to tell me what's going on down here?" A multi-chapter Kum fic with brotherly Furt and friendly Puckurt. NEW CHAPTER.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E.
Love The Way You Laugh reviews
Pointless fluff piece with Kurt acting all bossy and Sam being the giant six-year old we all know he is. Gets a little dirty at the end.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Slumber Lumber reviews
Sleepy Kurt is, well, horny. And Sam, being the perfect boyfriend he is, kowtows to his demands. One-shot. Est. relationship. M for smut, smut, smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Body Heat reviews
Kurt loves Sam, but what he doesn't love is Sam's insane body heat, especially when they're cuddling. Will Kurt work up the courage to tell Sam he finds him too hot to handle? One-shot. Rated M for suggestive themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Good Boyfriend reviews
Kurt takes care of Sam's, ahem, 'needs' when the jock sprains his wrist. One-shot. Warning: Pure Unadulterated Smut!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Haircut reviews
Kurt decides Puck needs a haircut, which leads to a short discussion between the two on what exactly is going on in their relationship. Est. relationship. One-shot. M for language and suggestive themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete