Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest
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Poll: Which was your brand of smut? Which one made you squirm in your until you had to go relieve yourself? Looking for best overall. Vote Now!
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Joined 02-24-11, id: 2764952, Profile Updated: 03-20-11
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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These ladies BROUGHT IT. In humble adoration, we present the following:

To lvtwilight09 and After Dinner Fun (which topped out our poll), we award the 10K Calorie Dessert. MMMM.

To rbsschess and His Lesson, we have two mentions, Spank You, Ma'am and Enough Rope To Hang Yourself. Bondage baby!

To Burntcore and Strapped, we award We Have Everything We Need.

To BookJunkie1975 and Passion for the Possible, we award What Hope Feels Like

To My Name is Seren Dipity and Dripping, we award You Belong To Me

To Kimmydonn and Goldilocks (she's a judge, that dq's her in ties... what that wasn't in the rules? Shut up, I made the rules!), we award Everyone's Invited

Also for Kimmydonn and Juiced, we have Lube... I've got your Lube!

Thank you to everyone for participating!!!

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Juiced by Kimmydonn reviews
Harry has the world's best girlfriend. She will indulge him in anything, and sometimes, it pays off for her too! Entry for the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Goldilocks by Kimmydonn reviews
Rosalie finds an unlocked door and more than she ever expected on the other side. She doesn't find any too hard or soft though. They're all just right in the end! group sex, entry for Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rosalie - Complete
Dripping by My name is Seren Dipity reviews
"I knew what was coming. The vampire was looking at me, pure instinct and need. He wanted me to submit, to be his willing prey." - AU, Slash, Vampire, Wolf - A Birthday OS for Venis-Envy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Strapped by Burntcore reviews
Bookworm/nicegirls unite...in bed. And that's all the plot there can be in this Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Angela - Complete
A Passion for the Possible by bookjunkie1975 reviews
Draco doesn't remember how to hope; Harry wants to help him. A Drarry fic for the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest. Here there be slash. If that's not your thing, bail now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Lesson by rbsschess reviews
Entry in the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest - Pure smut
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
What Else Could It Be? by rmhale reviews
Hatred, loathing, lust - they all consume us in ways beyond our control. Draco and Harry despise each other, fight, obsess and finally explode. Birthday fic written for my darling venis-envy. HarryXDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Dripping reviews
"I knew what was coming. The vampire was looking at me, pure instinct and need. He wanted me to submit, to be his willing prey." - AU, Slash, Vampire, Wolf - From My Name Is Seren Dipity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Jacob, Edward
Strapped reviews
Bookworm/nicegirls unite...in bed. And that's all the plot there can be in this Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest entry. From Burntcore.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Angela - Complete
A Passion for the Possible reviews
Draco doesn't remember how to hope; Harry wants to help him. A Drarry fic by BookJunkie1975 for the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest. Here there be slash. If that's not your thing, bail now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
His Lesson reviews
Edward is getting his first lesson in submission. Pure Smut. Entry for the Lemon Frosted Birthday Contest from rbsschess
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
After Dinner Fun reviews
After dinner with the family, Bella and Edward want to have some fun by themselves. Entry from lvtwilight09.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Juiced reviews
Harry has the world's best girlfriend. She will indulge him in anything, and sometimes it pays off for her too! Entry from Kimmydonn
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Goldilocks reviews
Rosalie finds an unlocked door and more than she ever expected on the other side. She doesn't find any too hard or soft though. They're all just right in the end! group sex
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rosalie - Complete
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