Jo-Tan Uzumaki
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Joined 02-24-11, id: 2765072, Profile Updated: 08-05-12
Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!, Naruto, and Minecraft.

I'm an uncertified psychopath with OCD, schizophrenia, and possibly ADD. But don't we all have a little insanity in us? You will find out many things about me in here, but I don't give a crap. ENJOY! :D


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I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.


My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this on my profile? I have every right to, dammit!)

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever made your own "copy and paste", copy and paste this into your profile.

IF you suffer from CRS(Can't Remember Shit), copy and paste this into your profile.


7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


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Hear Me See Me by Lightan117 reviews
I wanted people to hear me, to see me on the inside and not what I look like on the outside. After everything that's happened to me, the pain never fully goes away. Now, I live with my aunt and uncle along with their son Sam. I'm afraid that my life will never be normal. Not with these eyes of mine...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,247 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 12/31/2011 - [Ironhide, OC] Optimus Prime
The Forbidden Romance by The Stories of L.B reviews
Misao and Kyo's love affair maybe be in danger when a fellow teacher finds them kissing in the classroom... Will their love prevail, or will Kyo have to give up on making Misao his bride? CHAPTER 18 UPDATED! RATED T! PLEASE R&R? ON HIATUS!
Black Bird/ブラックバード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,457 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Kyo, Misao
The Making of Legends by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
A world full of noise; an illusion—delusion. An unstable pause. The reverse side of beauty. A monster of the same face. Watching everyone die isn't what ruined her. It was seeing them all, alive and well years later, that did. ["What should an angel fight for? What should we dream of? We live on, blushes upon our names, until we repay our sins."] [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Sasori]
Love Everlasting by RainyDays-and-DayDreams reviews
A Johnlock 30 Day OTP Challenge! Will be simultaneously sweet, angsty, and funny, in varying degrees, depending on the day and challenge. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,535 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlockitty Holmes and the Case of the Missing Yarn Ball by utterlysherlockedandjohnlocked reviews
Sherlockitty has lost his Yarn Ball and it's up to John Watkittens to find it
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson
Waves of Grace by Zivacentric reviews
Established Zibbs & continuation of the "Revelations" universe. Begins about 6 months after "Honeymoon." Can you say Zibblet? :D Only chapters 14, 15 & 31 are M. SPOILERS FOR "SHABBAT SHALOM" (10X11) IN THE A/N FOR CH 18 & FOR SEASON 11 IN THE A/N OF CH 25.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 113,224 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4536 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
The Teacher by DancesWithWolves7 reviews
"Maka..Maka..MAKA!""What Soul!""Stop Staring at him!" Maka just thought she was just idolizing Stein but since this is a romance I bet you can guess the true nature of her feelings for him. Stein, being the genius that he is stays mostly oblivious XD
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Maka A., Franken Stein
Who Are You? by navigatio reviews
If I weren't who you thought I was-If I weren't who I thought I was, would you still love me? A case Sherlock takes on because of boredom (it's only a three, for heaven's sake!) puts John's entire identity into question. Ingredients: stubborn John, a heaping helping of bittersweet bromance, a dash of Sherlock/Molly, and a pinch of John/Mary, definitely shaken not stirred. Complete!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,608 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Breaking Free by Angelic Sakura Blossom - Moved reviews
Sakura starts life at Seiyo Academy, joining her faternal twin, Amu. They're more identical than anyone could ever think. When she was younger, something terrible happened to Sakura, now she has to let go of the past. Its gonna be harder than she thought, but with friends by her side, she can break free of anything. ::ON HIATUS::
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,037 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sakura H., Amu H.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12604 - Favs: 12,899 - Follows: 7,433 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Voldemort's School Of Exploding Sherbert Lemons by Owl called Hermes reviews
CRACK FIC!In which: Voldie gets permission from Dumbles and Minnie to open his very own school, of pranks, BUT! Disaster strikes when Dumbles tries to take over with an army of those 'disgusting lemony monstrosities' as Voldie oh so kindly puts it. What's a dark lord to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Albus D., Voldemort, Minerva M.
Revenge and Other Shenanigans by How-I-Became-The-Sea reviews
Rythian the mage needed no one to help him exact revenge on Duncan and Sjin. But apparently, he needed Zoey for entirely different reasons. Not everything was about revenge, right? And not everything had to be a distraction. Zoeyan. Rated T for safety, but really deserves K at this point. Adventure, Romance, and Humor.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
Complicated by Tsuki's Angel reviews
Amu, a Junior, moves in with her Mom's best friends, the Tsukiyomi's, and their 7 boys. They might've been little innocent brats last time she saw them, but that isn't the case anymore. What happens when she falls in love with one of them? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,902 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
To Love a Pterodactyl by Brandon C. Clabo reviews
Kira Ford thought she knew what she wanted in life when she returned to Reefside. Now old feelings are resurfacing and her world as well as the world of the rangers could change forever. Kirommy fic. Rated T for future chapters.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kira F., Tommy O.
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2684 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh reviews
Hermione quite literally crashes her way back through time by roughly twenty years. There is no going back; the only way is to go forward. And when one unwittingly interferes with time, what one expects may not be what time finds...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 554,906 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 4,397 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Akatsuki Angel by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
He needed a new angel because the previous one had been sacrificed in the taking of Konoha. He needed an angel who could heal his men; even the dead ones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,909 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Poison by LooneyLockhart reviews
Alice is back for as long as she pleases in Underland. The Hatter is very happy about this but when the Red Queen learned of this news she will do whatever it takes to get her revenge! Based off Tim Burton's film.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Trip To Remember by SadiraSnape reviews
Hermione Granger accompanies Severus Snape, a first year student, and a magical cat to the Middle East and Romania. Can these two finally realize how much alike they are? And why a first year and a magical cat? Read on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Duty That Must Be Done by dattebayo4321 reviews
Four years has passed in the Naru-verse. Naruto's missing, Sasuke killed Orochimaru...and Sakura is part of ANBU. And the unlucky part for her is...She and her squad get captured by none other than Team Hebi. Please skip to Chapter two when posted.
Crossover - Naruto & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sakura H., Amu H.
What's the worst that could happen? by BlackWings95 reviews
She didn't mean for this to happen. She was going to tell Kyoya everything, but on graduation day, during the party he held for the host club, he announced his engagement to another girl. So she did the only thing she could, she kept her secret and left.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,624 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
On the Run by Gin Yuri reviews
Sequel to the Existence of Pain; Sakura and Pein must find a way across the ocean to escape to safety, not knowing what they'll find in that new world.. Naruto, Sasuke, and the others back in Konoha are desperate to find out what happened to their friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,714 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Whispers in the Dark by Yoi no Chi reviews
Sakura and Naruto are twins who been abused and finally kill their mother. 4 years later they go to Konoha high and meet the Akatsuki. Sakura and Pein start falling in love with each other. But what happens when a person from Sakura's past comes back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,381 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.
Mystery of You by Peinsakufan1341 reviews
After being resurrected and being aware of what happened in the past, Pein seeks out the pink haired kunoichi of Konoha to have as his own. Unable to comprehend his feelings for her he sends Deidara and Sasori to kidnap her from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,417 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
Extreme Lengths by Jenneke88 reviews
Sequel to Eye candy. Sakura said she loves Kakashi, but Kakashi said nothing back. To what lengths will Sakura go to get him to say those precious words? KakaSaku Rated M for a reason! Read Eye candy first! R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Green M&Ms by israelianbabe15 reviews
Ziva doesn't eat green M&Ms... find out why! Ziva/Gibbs Ziva/greenM&Ms deals with the death of M&Ms and the melting of green M&Ms
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
TV by israelianbabe15 reviews
a certain couple on a friday night, watching TV. Ziva/Gibbs established, but noone knows. Reviews pls...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Smile by israelianbabe15 reviews
Ziva/Gibbs... one-sided... and my first real ZIBBS so be nice pls REVIEW!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Torn by Blade Redwind reviews
Kakashi's past comes back to haunt him when he finds himself facing the prospect of sponsoring Sakura for ANBU where seduction missions are not optional, but required. Now... Complete summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,414 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck," he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. [Crack.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Handle It by BadAcid69 reviews
Kira's been having some trouble handling her feelings for her teacher. KIROMMY all the way.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Tommy O., Kira F.
Eye candy by Jenneke88 reviews
Every night he watches her when she comes home. She always sheds of her coat and top, then she always disappears from his view. Now Kakashi is caught peeping at Sakura when she's more exposed then ever... R&R please. KakaSaku rated M for a reason! Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,903 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
What Remains of Hunny by bgreenwivy reviews
This story is about what happens when one of the characters dies and leaves behind a pregnant Haruhi. This takes place after they have all graduated so keep that in mind and Comments and Reviews are always welcome.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,094 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
A Proper Romance by Keryl Raist reviews
My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1500 positive reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 161,567 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mary Sue Goes To Hogwarts by Keryl Raist reviews
Parody. Mary Sue writers and lovers probably shouldn't read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
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My Minecraft Story reviews
Join me, Anime fan girl, and my older brother Gmail in our stupid-to us it's funny- way of playing minecraft. This is half true, half made-up, so enjoy! Rated for slight language. DISCONTINUED. Edited GREATLY and posted as my new story The Fox and the Wolf. . . Or something like that.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011
The Fox and the Wolf reviews
Fed up with her peers constantly telling her what she can and cannot accomplish as the only female technological mage(and the only female mage period), Alora leaves Erlington to go out on her own into the unexplored parts of Minecraftia. However, she meets Rhynol, a mage mostly against science, and they team up together; whether he likes it or not. A/N Eventually will be romance.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013
An Amuto Love Story reviews
Amu and the gang go to Seiyo Academy. When Ikuto returns, Amu starts to having feelings for him. Will they get together? Or will they go their separate ways again? Sucky summary I know, but this is the first summary I every did so yeah. ::sweatdrop::
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
After the War reviews
The war over, Madara dead, Sasuke back in the village. Unknown to the villages, Madara brought back all Akatsuki members as a dying act. What'll happen when Pein and Sakura meet? Rated for Hidan's language and some mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H.