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Howdy, everyone. I started on Fanfiction scoping out some action for Total Drama, and I wound up hooked. By the way, I am looking for an author who can publish my ideas for Total Drama crossover stories. Potential subjects include: "Pokemon", "Mortal Kombat", a show from Italy called "Huntik Secrets and Seekers", and "X-Men Destiny". If nobody remembers the 4th one, it's a video-game made by Silicon Knights that critics seem to have bashed. Despite that, I find it a great game worthy of trying at least once. Unfortunately, thanks to a recently resolved lawsuit, all unsold copies were destroyed by the end of 2012, so you might not get the chance. I recommend looking it up on Youtube for more info. Anyone interested in helping me with my story ideas need only send me a private message and I will try to fill you in on the details.

A while ago, I discovered a story on DeviantArt called "Chat Blast" written by Dynamite64, AKA Rodolfo, AKA Rod, and it is amazing. Basically, he, his nephew Isaiah, his OC Rafael, and sometimes Rod's cousin interview characters from TV, video games, and even other users on DeviantArt in a talk show with quite a bit of comedy. The link is as follows: http:///

Next on the agenda, I've recently created a website by way of this . Since I was given free-reign over how to pull it off, I ended up making it a place where people could post and view all the jokes they want. I call it "Shecky Green Joke Forum", in honor of a nickname I earned through my comedy. Anybody who wants in is more than welcome to partake.

It is at this point that I would like to bid a very fond farewell to someone who may be gone, but they will never be forgotten, even if nobody other than me remembers them.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

And here's some proof of his demise. Apparently, SEVERAL stories are being removed and permanently lost just because of either lemon and/or extreme violence even though it's completely plausible to just strengthen the filters or even just add an MA rating and some better filters and disclaimers. But they aren't doing that. Instead, lots of stories are being cut down and disposed of without even giving people a chance to deal with it. There go entire sections of base material, which means anything like Mortal Kombat, God of War, or any other source material of the like. The nerve of some people. There is a petition going around to gather support against such idiocy, and it needs a lot of signatures. It has already been signed by the likes of BlackRevenant, SpiritWriterXXX, niko56, Cottontop, and DIM666-Insane Leader, among others. Odds are if you go to their profiles, they will be able to help you find out how to sign the petition.

Now that that is out of the way, I would like to introduce an original character.

Name: Arianna Skymore

Age: 20

Nationality: Italian with some Native American (the shaman kind) on her father's side

Occupation: Air-Force pilot with environmental work on the side

Appearance: cobalt-blue eyes, long black hair, skin slightly more tan than Bridgette's, similar height and body shape, green eagle tattoo on her right shoulder, which she values as a representation of her animal spirit, and claw marks on her arms and scars on her left leg from when she was 7

Natural Attire: custom-made, long-sleeved red-and-gold corset-shirt with a flap over the right shoulder with a zipper that can open to reveal her tattoo and a pocket on the lower arm of each sleeve, black multi-pocket sweatpants, and boots to match

Personality: calm, cool, and always willing to risk everything to help the innocent by any way she can, but if she catches on about high-level immoral actions, like rape, murder, or framing someone for crimes they didn't commit, and those responsible are still alive, she flips out, tracks them down, and clobbers them so severely, they end up in need of trillions of dollars worth of surgery just to be mistaken for victims of a horror movie slaughterhouse. Decency is the only major requirement for anybody to qualify for a meaningful relationship with her. Tolerance of her temper issues is a relatively close second.

Special Capabilities: Using her shamanic heritage, Arianna can call upon her eagle spirit to guide her in the use of spirit energy. She uses this to travel longer distances in less time, strike with frightening precision, and accelerate the healing process. She has also honed her already above-average analytical and observation skills to develop what she calls "Chrono-Vision", with which she can analyze any situation and formulate an excellent response in what seems like the blink of an eye.

Fear: Hunters and/or any simulation of hunting

Story: Arianna was born in Olympia, Wasington on July 4th, 1991. Contrary to that, her only connections to American history are learning about it in school and sharing the beliefs that led to the founding of the country. Her parents moved to Canada on Arianna's 4th birthday. When she was 7, her father Atticus went missing in the woods during Hunting season, but her endeavors to find him led to being caught in a bear-trap, a pit-fall, and a cage full of scared, frantic animals all in the same day. This led to her fear of hunters and/or any simulation of hunting. Shortly after that, she went through his possessions and found a tome containing records of Native-American shaman rituals. It turns out her paternal ancestor was a shaman who kept a record of his findings so his legacy could be preserved and improved upon by any of his descendants. Arianna has been studying this tome whenever she got the chance, but it still wasn't quite enough to help her get over her fear of hunting. Three years after her father disappeared, her bisexual mother Carol fell in love with and married Olivia Farendo, the psychiatrist who was paid to help Arianna cope with her fear and the trauma it came from, and it didn't take long for Arianna and Olivia to grow close. After high school, Arianna signed up for the Air Force, where she earned her driver and pilot licenses. Since then, she has been active military in Canada, but in spite of this, she still finds time to help environmental groups of all kind with the obvious exceptions of those who get so obsessive they resort to willingly partaking in immoral methods.

Arianna definitely has her inner balance sorted out.

Now we turn to the hero I made for an M.M.O. known as "DC Universe Online".

Hero title: NECROMEN

Secret identity: There's a reason it's called 'secret' identity. But I will say that the hero is, in fact, a female.

Power set: Ice (largely focused on damage and staying alive)

Weapon: Mastered hand-blasters. Some time later, another hero NECROMEN knows from the same league helped her spread out her training to boost damage output. NECROMEN spent a time fighting with dual pistols until she could afford better hand-blasters. NECROMEN currently fights using the hand-blasters sold by the Flash Museum souvenir vendor in Central City.

Movement: Flight

Mentor: Started out with Batman before honing her skills with training simulations which replicated hero missions overseen by Superman and Wonder Woman.

Back-story: NECROMEN is what one would call a 'late bloomer'. During one of Joker's attacks on Gotham's Special Crimes Unit central command, one of his stooges accidentally broke one of the canisters used to store exobytes containing data on the major villains of Gotham. The damage was quickly patched up, but a single exobyte escaped before that happened. It immediately sought out a host to endow with its powers. Eventually, it came upon a pedestrian browsing the area along a leisurely stroll. The exobyte entered the pedestrian who, the morning after, discovered what the exobyte had done. It gave her glowing green eyes, plant-based skin matching that of Poison Ivy, cryogenic powers like Killer Frost, and some basic hand-blast capabilities to match. Not long after, this pedestrian took up the hero mantle NECROMEN hoping to learn under heroes and aid them whenever possible. She still has a LONG way to go before being on-par with the rest who share her 'origin', if you know what I mean.

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Code: Total Drama Reality by Lord Maximus reviews
Two years after Jeremy and the others shut down the supercomputer, XANA returns and captures them all except Aelita. At the same time the Total Drama cast arrive in France after being roped into another season. Now Aelita must save her friends with help.
Crossover - Total Drama series & Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 155 - Words: 1,051,331 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Keepers of the Elements 2: Building Bridges by Akela Victoire reviews
After an eventful TDWT, the Keepers are hoping to have some peace at last. Fate has other ideas for them. Magical and non-magical beings mistrust each other- and this is what a new group of villains seek to exploit. Can they bring stability to all?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,070 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/22/2012
Blueberries and Bushes by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
Jasmine and Sammy are looking for food early in the morning for their team early in TDPI, but they can't keep their eyes off of each other. Both girls have difficult pasts and some serve emotional torment that make them believe that they can't be together. But can a single knocked down tree be the catalyst that changes all of that? Rated M for scenes of sexual action and yuri.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,099 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Jasmine (TDPI), Samey] - Complete
Total Drama Legacy by Superdrama11 reviews
A fantasy/Sci fi/ Adventure story about the 22 Total Drama contestants unlocking their powers from their ancestors, the Warriors. Followed by their snarky Animal Spirits the Guardians they have to save the world from the Evil Woxrld, all while mocking how cliche the entire story is.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/4/2012
The Konquerors by Berserker Loco reviews
MK vs DC After Armageddon, Frost runs amok in Jump City and its up to the Titans to put a stop to her. But Nightwolf has another idea. Shoujoai later on.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Frost
Fragmented Romance by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
Slight AU, Femslash. When their lips met a blazing fury engulfed them. Their nervous systems awoke instantly, bodies felling bolted like they were smacked and fused by lightning. Their fingers were divinely entwined, energy, shock, fear, and enjoyment overwhelming their minds. IT wasn't intentional, but both girls secretly knew it felt amazing. The dreaded 18th chapter is uploaded.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,132 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Heather, Lindsay]
Watch Out Girls! It's Sierra! by Pepe's Red-Eyed Cousin reviews
What would happen if Sierra was a lesbian? And what would happen if one significant other was not enough for her? At least Cody would be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Sierra, Courtney] [Izzy, Blaineley] - Complete
Yuri Oneshots10: StarfireBlackfire by Hardman 5509 reviews
Blackfire wants to make amends with her own way...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Blackfire, Starfire - Complete
Romantic Rivals by Hardman 5509 reviews
Heather and Courtney find a way to deal with a special way.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Courtney, Heather - Complete
Investigation: From heaven to Hell by Baelparagon reviews
Detective Stone has been charged to investigate what happened to the original contestants 15 years after they left the show. What he finds will shake him to his core. Rated T for now, may change to M. Character filter changes depending on who the latest chapters focus on.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Beth, Justin
Pale side of the Night by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
Femslash. One-shot. The Moon-child is trying to repair the island, and thanks to help from a original cast-mate, Dawn realizes she can succeed and finds the attractions of another.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dawn, Gwen - Complete
Keepers of the Elements by Akela Victoire reviews
For centuries, there have been the Keepers of the Elements: Water, Fire, Earth, Air and Energy. Their purpose is to maintain the balance of good and evil. When this great power is bestowed on 5 of the Total Drama girls, will they live up to the task?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,066 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Complete
Winter Rose by Vytina reviews
I love long as you keep wanting me.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harley Q., Pamela I. - Complete
Courage and the Soul Taker by mah29732 reviews
It seems that an evil emperor of Outworld has eyed upon Muriel's soul as quite special to take for his own. Courage will certainly have to do battle with his closest advisor Shang Tsang.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete