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Author has written 9 stories for Jurassic Park, Walking with Dinosaurs, Primeval, Hobbit, Loud House, Godzilla, Simpsons, Prehistoric Park, How to Train Your Dragon, and King Kong.
I'm human (presumably). I am quite annoying at times since I never shut up. I am also catastrophically lazy, which is why I didn't update this profile for a long time, however, I am quite intelligent. I am possibly the Second Coming, since I was born on Christmas Day.
My upcoming fanfic projects:
The ARC Files: Green, Unpleasant Land
In this generous helping of tales which make up 'Green Unpleasant Land', the ARC encounter monsters which include ancient dragons reborn to wreak fiery vengeance on destroyers of the land, hideous subterranean worms and a baleful basilisk accidentally bred in a laboratory. This is very much British horror, in the tradition of Benson, Blackwood, Wakefield and the aforementioned Machen. (CURRENTLY ON HIATUS)
The ARC Files: Global
The plot will revolve around Sideshow Bob teaming up with the Decepticons to find the Allspark and destroy Earth. Only the Simpsons and the Autobots can stop them. (CURRENTLY ON HOLD!)
Other upcoming projects
A Simpsonised version of Red Dwarf.
Here's a link to my Prehistoric Park forum on this site; https://www.fanfiction.net/forum/The-Prehistoric-Park-Writer-s-Guide/196897/.
I should point out here that I do not take story requests; if you have a story idea you are struggling to write, I will happily work with you to realise it. However, if you hand me a vague outline and expect me to do all the work, you will be sadly disappointed. This also applies to stories where the original author has gone AWOL; I will only take over someone else's story with the original author's explicit permission.