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Hey, I'm completely new and dumb! I'm really sorry if you're pissed off cuz this is soo long. It's for three reasons: 1) To amuse my friends. 2) I got bored and 3) For anyone who likes to copy n' paste stuff!!

My profile is divided into sections.

Name: Like I'm gonna tell you!!

Nickname: Pie

Gender: Girl

Age: Um, let's say I'm 13.

I play soccer, basketball, and soft ball. I'm gonna join track, for what, I dunno.

Shout out to my friends!! Hey pips!

I was born under the zodiac sign of Aries and it describes me excactly! Go to www.phychicguild.com/horoscopes_zodiac.php?sign=Aries. Oh my gosh, you should get in a sleeping bag and have a friend kick you down the stairs! It's fun! Just make sure you have a bunch of pillows and stuff at the bottom.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKG5efeJ58c (If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet? Mayday Parade)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah5IqdA-5Uk (Anything But Ordinary Avril Lavigne)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN-uo02mxoQ&feature=related (I Swear This Time I Mean It Mayday Parade)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2VoadF5nW8 (Chapter One of Maximum Ride Manga)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAIEzyWDHMc&feature=related (Chapter Two of Maximum Ride Manga)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q (The Duck Song)

I live in the country. I live on top of a hill with my dad, brother, 2 dogs, 1 cat, and my stepmom. My house is about, eh, 30 yards from a cornfield/soybean field.

CHICKEN CHICKY CHICKY CHICKEN (That was random and stupid.)

Okay, here's a list of some my favorite things:

Favorite food: Any kind of ice cream!

Favorite color: Orange or blue. Same color as my room!

Favorite book: I dunno, it's a cross between Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports, The Titan's Curse, and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Favorite song: 21 guns or Colder Weather.

Favorite PJO character: Mrs. O'Leary! Woofidy woof!

Favorite Harry Potter character: Fred and George!

Favorite Hunger Games character: Rue and Prim, thet're alot alike.


Favorite Kane Chronicles character: Bast!

Favorite Maximum Ride character: Nudge or Total! It used to Angel, but then she got an attitude.

Favorite Twilight character: right now, please leav

Oh, if I we're a demigod, I would want to be a daughter of Comus, Dionysus, Hermes, Pan(even though he died!), Epimetheus(even though he's a titan), Thaumas, or Pasithea. I know, long list. I did a test and it said I was a daughter of Zeus, and I said diss my daddy. (As in Zeus, not my actual dad.)

If I went to Hogwarts, I'd wanna be in Hufflepuff but have lots of Griffindor friends, cuz Hufflepuff just sounds cool and everything happens in Griffindor. But my results were just Griffindor. That's not too bad.

Well, if I had to live in Panem, I'd wanna live in district 4, 6, 11, or 13. For results, I got 12. I hope I'm a coal miner!

Weird (at least to me), but if an Egyptian god/ goddess was inside me and I was the host, I'd want it to be Anubis, Thoth, Apep(or better known as it's Greek form, Apophis), or Nun. Well, I couldn't find tests for host, but a test said I'd be Ra, which is practically the same as a host. Another said Ma'at. I really wanted Anubis.

For Maximum Ride, I tried to find a test that said what other animal I would be mixed with but I couldn't find any of those. I just went with one of the billion 'Which Maximum Ride Character Are You Most Like?' tests. I wanted Angel, but of course I got what I didn't want. I got Max. And Max. And Max again. And more Max.

I did onenuh those "Which Twilight Characters Are You Most Like?" quizzes. I got Jasper. I also got Carlise. Then I did a quiz for if I was a werewolf or vampire. Vampire and vampire were my results. I wanna be a werewolf so I can be all fluffy! :)


If you are wierd, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this onto your profile

If you think that you are a teacher's favorite student, copy and paste this on your profile [It's kinda wierd cuz he's really tall and old]

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile! [Go PJO!]

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this on your profile. [I've done that so many times, I don't feel stupid when I do that.]

If you think I'm crazy/funny for saying I'm a taco-loving, muffin-craving zebra who enjoys driving RVs and typing on a PC, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that you are a teacher's favorite student, copy and paste this on your profile

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If you have ever run into a door.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever just SLAPPED someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever been embarassed by a guy copy and pace this onto your profile.

If you have a secret that nobody knows copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have had enough of me copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like me and my stories copy this onto your profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you believe that actually resurrecting a human being would bring them back wrong, then paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. [To my dog, who lost his tail. And my neighbor and a couple other people.]

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. [Ya, but I wasn't laughing. The bottom waz concrete and I nearly cracked my head open]

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. [My pencil, my radio, my bed, my refridgerator...]

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. [Though most of the time people trip over me]

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.[That's how you get people to stop fighting. True fact, use it on my friends all the time.]

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. [I used to love Spongebob, so I know a couple episodes by heart.]

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile. [It was on my Kindle, but same concept. It's so weird cuz somethimes I nearly am sobbing my eyes out and other times I'm doubled on the floor, laughing.]

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile. [Rue and Prim were the people I cried over the most so far.]

If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile. [So very much..]

If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn't have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on end if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

if you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile [Um, that sounds a little too crazy...]

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste. [People call me tarded, stupid, idiot, don't care. My friends, grr, watch out.]


Hey, tis the first section of my profile, the section of copying and pasting. Oh, and introduction.


>{*Future warning, this is a test. I'll tell you what it's for later. It'll cure your boredom. DO THE TEST!! Unless you have important matters to attend to.*}


My name is Tiffany I am three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall
I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door
He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany I am three,
Tonight my daddy Murdered me
And you can help Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem
And because you are effected, Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.


Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!


Keep this one going and count your blessings! Good reminder for us
all...
The wedding.
Her name is Katie Kirkpatrick, 21 yrs old. Next to her is her fiancé, Nick,
23. A picture was taken prior to their wedding January 11th, 2005. Katie
has terminal cancer and spends hours in chemotherapy. Nick awaits while
she finishes one of the sessions...
Even in pain and dealing with her organs shutting down, with the help of
morphine, Katie took care of every single part of the wedding planning. Her
dress had to be adjusted several times due to Katie 's constant weight loss.

An expected guest was her oxygen tank. Katie had to use it during the
ceremony and reception. The other couple in this picture is Nick's parents,
very emotional with the wedding and to see their son marrying the girl he
fell in love when he was an adolescent.
Katie, in a wheel chair listening to her husband and friends singing to her.

In the middle of the party, Katie had to rest for a bit and catch her
breath. The pain does not allow her to stand for long period of time.

Katie died 5 days after her wedding. To see a fragile woman dress as bride
with a beautiful smile makes you think... Happiness is always there within
reach, no matter how long it lasts. Lets enjoy life and don't live a
complicated life. Life is too short.

Work as if it was your first day. Forgive as soon as possible.
Love without boundaries. Laugh without control and never stop smiling. Please
pray for those suffering from cancer.
Keep this going.

Now you're on the clock!!!! In 9 minutes something will make you happy.But you have to tell this story to 9 people, Go!!!!


This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sighcoe, Navaka114, kai2, MoonlitexAngel, Awesome Pie,


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost


Now, raise you hand if you either are close to crying or just plain crying. What was the point of this test? Pure boredom. If you wanted to know, I raised my hand. . . Not a lie. NOW, if you still wanna read my profile, go ahead.


Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

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How To Annoy People
At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Everytime you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmatic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of herione, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.
Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.
Ask ANYONE for their autograph.
Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can't swim and everyone's gonna drown


16 things to do at walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
( 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


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Ways to annoy ppl in public bathrooms:

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh crap! My glass eye!"
Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.
Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"
Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
Say, "Dang, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
Say, "Dang, this water's cold."
Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."
Say, "Now how did that get there?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

On your way out of the bathroom and someone using a stall, turn off the lights!


ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?


One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver


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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS!! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you break your computer because Riku and the whole of StarClan told you to (ALL FEAR RIKU!! ~Crystillianray). Crazy is when you have serious conversations with your friend about having a black hole in your boobs. Crazy is when you start having spontaneous and perfectly serious argume-ahem, discussions with the characters you created inside your head, and you listen to their advice. (Actually, half of them are cleverer than me. I have no idea how) Crazy is when have loud converstaions with your fan-characters and end up speaking out loud and not noticing. Crazy is when you caught a bee with your bare hands and let it go again (IT'S SOO FUZZY!!). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


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Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

41) I will not hang Neville by his underpants off the top of the Tower of Hogwarts.

~Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.~

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~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Whenever someone brushes by you, fall on the ground and pretend to have a seizure.


Now, that's all the hilarious stuff. > .


Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


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God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to hold. But why did God give us only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one.

They said that if you are unable to sleep, it's because there's someone thinking about you...surely that person misses you. That's why if you can't sleep, sorry, I can't help it.

No matter how many times I get hurt because of you, I won't leave you. Because even if I have a hundred reasons to leave you, I'll look for that one reason to fight for you.

Any guy can love a thousand girls...but only a rare guy can love one girl in a thousand ways.

In every girl's life there will be those three guys...one she loves, one she hates, and one she can't get enough of...and in the end...they're all the same guy.


A Real Boyfriend

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this. :

When she stares at your mouth...
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass 'cause she thinks she's stronger than you...
Grab her and dont let go.

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff...
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away...
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst...
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying...
Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...
Protect her.

When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time...
Reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt...
Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you...
Bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.

When she says it's over...
She still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin...
She wants you to read it.

O_O

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything

- When she's mad hug, her tight and don't let go.

- When she says she's ok, don't believe it. Talk with her.

- Because 10 years later, she'll remember you.

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her that you love her.

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show, even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

-When she curses and screams and says she hates you, she loves you enough to be upset.

-Make her feel beautiful when she feels insecure.

-Make her laugh just because you love her smile.

8-D


Mushy, gushy, lovey- dovey stuff, right there, pips. RIGHT THERE.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Mia The Blind, Fairy girl, Pixie Chick, lostmoonchild, MoonlitexAngel


93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, mym painful symphony, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie,romancebookreader, SutaakiHitori, Mantineus, Tigeress33565, Awesome Pie,


Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Tigeress33565, Awesome Pie!!! (Hey, if you copy and paste this, you can make my name in normal print. And you can delete this message.),


This stuff is the stuff that I completely agree with people!!


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God


Quiz time!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"But the war didn't stop" -THE SAVAGE WARS OF PEACE

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Let's see, if I scooch up a wee bit, I can touch a useless wood structure.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Truth be told, I haven't watched TV for so long, I can't remeber.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

20:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

20:22

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The shower, Burno Mars Just The Way You Are, my parents talking, my phone (incoming text), my dogs and their squeaky toys, and a storm outside.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Getting out of my grampa's truck after he drove me up my quarter mile driveway. This was after I got of the bus.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Reading and texting my friends.

9. What are you wearing?

Same clothes I wore to school today... I should put on some pj's. Just a sec...

*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*Intermission*

'Kay, my pj's are on, now on with the quiz!!

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, it was soo random and funny. I had, like, seven dreams, so I'll just say one. I was flying planes with pigs, it was fun!!:)

11. When did you last laugh?

I'm texting my best friend this quiz, and she ahead of me so I asked question 13 and she said something back.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Unfinished walls, unhung paintings, a window, nails (hammered in), splattered paint, and drywall. Oh, and that fluffy stuff that goes under your walls.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Uh, LOTS. If you just look on our bus you'll understand.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Well, I can't tell you 'til I'm done with it, now can I?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Look up at question 3 but replace "TV" with "film".

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I don't like to buy things, unless I have to get a gift for myself or someone else. But, if I became a multi-millinaire, wouldn't it be a nice thing to give to charity and buy things for your friends?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Umm... I'm building a fort behind my house.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get my friends better lives. Then, I dunno, I don't really need that much.

19. Do you like to dance?

I do, but, um, I'm completely and utterly terrible.

20. George Bush:

...Um...Uh...He's okay.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

UHH.. Dunno, first I'd have to see my hubby first.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Look at the above.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Who hasn't?


This stuff, I don't know what catagory to put in. Email me if you got a idea!


*Percy Jackson is awesome and shall always be!!*


You don't have to email me on this one. I think we all know he's awesome.


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Ironic by Kelsey-Short reviews
Suffering the loss of Jared, Holly starts to push everyone away but when a new demigod comes to camp with a mysterious past and a dangerous future Holly may be the only one to solve the mystery and help the young girl. NEEDS REVISION but still good
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Travis S., Nico A.
The Impossible Demigod by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
It all started when a girl on a pegasus fell from the sky. When J.T. Treble is almost crushed by a girl landing in Camp Half-Blood, his more-or-less normal life is turned upside down, with some twists and turns along the way. AU- post TLH. DISCONTINUED AND REWRITTEN.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,962 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
Through the Looking Glass by B. D. Legan reviews
Percy loses his battle against Kronos. 100 years later, Titans rule the world, the gods are gone, and Camp's burnt to the ground. Fate brings a girl and a mirror together. Little does she know, the mirror allows her to commincate with the "lost ones". /on hiatus indefinitely
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,195 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - OC
Unexpected Complications by red42goingin reviews
Katara is rescued by Toph is a moment of extreme peril and suddenly the young water bender is seeing her friend as something...more? But does Toph feel the same? Regardless, Katara is not about to leave this question unanswered...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,842 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Katara, Toph - Complete
Pot Calling Kettle by Bainaku reviews
Toph shatters. Sokka clumsily attempts to pick up the pieces. Zuko's chest hair is discussed in the process. Short story told in short snippets.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,704 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Toph, Sokka
Cybernetic Hero by TheseusLives reviews
Alternate Universe - After Mount Saint Helens Erupted - What if Percy was too injured for Calypso to save? What would the gods do to save the hero of the prophecy, and ensure that Kronos was defeated?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,306 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Killing Myself For You by OrdinarySuperstarz reviews
I'm addicted to his voice. So, I jump. TAANG/KATAANG
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Aang, Toph
The Two of Destiny: Infinite Nothingness by Parteh Parteh Babeh reviews
When Harry and Percy finally believe they can lead normal lives, they get sucked into another big adventure. This time, the fate of all the WORLDS rest in their hands. Set after TLO and DH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,712 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Champion of Olympus: A Titan's Secret by TheseusLives reviews
A terrible event occurs on Olympus that sends Percy and his friends on a perilous journey to save two people that are very important to our hero. Along the way the titan Lord Kronos's secret is revealed. The third story in the Champion of Olympus Series
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,501 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Percy J. - Complete
Heartbeat by i-effed-it-all-up reviews
"Katara looked at Toph's dirty feet. Feet that would never feel the heartbeat of the earth again, because the owner of the feet no longer had a heartbeat of her own." sisterly KaToph oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Toph, Katara
A Haunted Past by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Max has a secret, all her life she's been running from it. Now its come back, and its not going away. She has to keep her flock safe, save the world, try to live and manage a relationship. Seecrets become unveiled, can she cope? Fax, and enemies unknown.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,053 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Max - Complete
You Can't Save Me by Surroundedbutalone reviews
Max's suicide note. Find out what she was feeling in her final moments and why. Plus, how does the flock react? Rated for dark themes and overall depressingness. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete