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Time To Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is! by dork-with-glasses reviews
For the pupils of Hogwarts, it's time to put their galleons where their mouths are as they accept and reject bets from their friends. "Never. Going. To. Happen." "You gonna put your galleons where your mouth is?" Across all characters and all time frames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,145 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
The Noticing of Lucy Weasley by Realmer06 reviews
Lucy Weasley was the most overlooked Weasley grandchild. Until she punched her cousin James in the face.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Lucy W., Percy W. - Complete
Sunrise in the Owlery by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Professor McGonagall has trouble sleeping. Fanfiction Idol: Round III.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Minerva M., Crookshanks - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Second Pair by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"For were there such friends anywhere as Slytherin and Gryffindor? Unless it was the second pair, of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?" A story of the lives and enduring, if strained, friendship between Helga Hufflepuff and Rowena Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Helga H., Rowena R. - Complete
A Cup of Tea by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Minerva's birthday, a cauldron of Pepper-Up Potion, and a few cups of tea to improve the mood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Minerva M., Rose W. - Complete
Golden by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Six oneshots of the cutest couples ever written on their golden anniversaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Few and Far Between by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"If there's one thing we've all had to learn the hard way these last few years, it's that friends like we've had are few and far between, and we have to appreciate that for what it is."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Minerva M., P. Sprout - Complete
Not What She Expected by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts had a plan: do what she could to help rebuild the school, study hard, avoid distractions, pass her NEWTs, and secure an internship at the Ministry. But things never work out quite the way that we expect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Unspeakable by Northumbrian reviews
Michael Corner is researching time, events, and probabilities. While testing his newly-invented RANDOM system, he stumbles upon a series of impossible coincidences. What is justice? And what is unspeakable cruelty?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,184 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Michael C., OC - Complete
Oh, Harry by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the beautifully intertwined and magical lives of Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter. A sibling piece to "Honestly, Ronald" and "Really, Arthur."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Four Witches Walk In To A Bar by FlashFiction reviews
Minerva McGonagall, Pomona Sprout, Rolanda Hooch and Poppy Pomfrey walk in to a bar. A short tale about four friends sharing a drink and a laugh amidst troubled times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Chocolate Stars by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Happy 10th Birthday, Hermione! Received first place in selenehekate's Childhood Memory Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Burrow by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Molly and Arthur make their home together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
What You Deserve by 123Quarters reviews
The night after the Battle of the Astronomy Tower, Draco Malfoy writes his future self a letter. M for swearing and just swearing. Yes, there's really that much swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Would Tell You This by possibilist reviews
"If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads." Thirteen moments of books and growth, and love, between Ron and Hermione. From CoS, HBP, DH, and lots post-DH. Ron's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pencil Portrait Problem by Northumbrian reviews
A unique and priceless object has been stolen. Who is responsible for the theft? Theodore Nott investigates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Gemini Divided by keeptheotherone reviews
How did Parvati and Padma Patil end up in different Houses? Second Place in the Sibling Rivalry Competition by My Dear Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
Honestly, Ronald by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
A series of one-shots from the frequently hectic and passionate lives of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. A sibling piece to "Really, Arthur" and "Oh, Harry."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,243 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Memory by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
Voldemort strikes and Harry falls. When he comes back to himself he isn't at Kings Cross with Dumbledore. Instead he's at the Dursleys, going to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 63,576 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Wizard Words by 123Quarters reviews
1st place for the Sibling Rivalry Competition: Drabble-ish of Grawp reflecting on his relationship with Hagrid. Not slash, just family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Grawp, Rubeus H.
Shades of Life by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Seven parts of the day they buried Albus Dumbledore, from the eyes of Filius Flitwick, Septima Vector, Pomona Sprout, Severus Snape, Poppy Pomfrey, and Minerva McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Albus D. - Complete
Inheritance by XxMookinexX reviews
Legacies can be problematic. Sketches of Teddy, Victoire, Dominique, Fred, Molly, Lois, Roxanne, Lucy, James, Albus, Rose, Scorpius, Lily, Hugo, Lorcan and Lysander. How they think of each other and the world around them. Particularly because of their parents. A next generation fic. Side story to Seven Years in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P., Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Nine by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
Minerva McGonagall looks back on the last decade with a lot of heartache, but finds a way to look forward with a lot of hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Tales of the Battle by Northumbrian reviews
Over fifty people died at the Battle of Hogwarts, there are dozens of stories of loss, betrayal, heroism and sacrifice. These are some of those stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,799 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Draco M., Luna L., Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
A morning for mourning by ginnyrules27 reviews
Harry wakes up the day after the Final Battle and feels all the grief finally catch up with him. Is there anyone who can help him through this? *NOT SLASH* ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Percy W., Harry P. - Complete
Best Seller by LadieLazarus reviews
Harry gets an offer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let Regret be my Time Turner by lilpryde reviews
As Bellatrix tortures Hermione Granger at Malfoy Manor, Draco must come to terms with his hopelessness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Listening by Morning Lilies reviews
We all thought so! Professor R.J.Lupin was only pretending to be asleep on the train. But he's a marauder so of course he was eavesdropping! The train ride in PoA from Lupin's point of view as he listens to Harry and his freinds for the first time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Told You So by Louey06 reviews
During story time at the Burrow little Ginny Weasley announces she will marry Harry Potter, a few of her brothers are a bit doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Talking Heads by waddiwasiwitch reviews
When Neville Longbottom is appointed Headmaster at Hogwarts, there are several former Headmasters/mistresses that have an opinion. Small little one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Broom Cupboard Ultimatums by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
Sick of their seemingly one-sided relationship, Ted gives Andromeda a choice when they find themselves having a serious discussion in a broom cupboard. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Dumbledore's Final Trick by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,257 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Jealousy by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Ron has been Jealous of Harry for most of his life. It's only after the war that he comes to terms with it. This is his story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ron W. - Complete
That was quite some Patronus by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black watch Harry's Patronus during the Griffindor/Ravenclaw Quidditch game PoA . This is their thoughts and feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Tangled Webs by Realmer06 reviews
Everyone knows Lavender Brown. Or at least, they think they do. A look at Ron and Hermione's relationship through the point of view of one who has better reasons to watch than you might think.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,421 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
True Love Never Did by Realmer06 reviews
She kissed him, so by all rights, that should mean all the tension has been resolved. Unfortunately, when you're talking about Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, things are never quite that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Nothing by Flaignhan reviews
It's supposed to smell differently to each of us, according to what attracts us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Council of Owls and One Ginger Cat by mnemosyne23 reviews
A late night conference between three diversely tempered owls and one large cat. Please R&R. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Hedwig, Crookshanks - Complete
Friends by mosylu reviews
On November first, Hermione gets a surprise at breakfastpossibly the best surprise of her life. A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete