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Joined 02-25-11, id: 2765805, Profile Updated: 03-31-12
Author has written 1 story for Supernatural.

OTP-list:

1. Dean/Castiel - Supernatural

2. Dean/Sam - Supernatural

3. Barney/Ted - HIMYM

4. Edward/Jacob - Twilight (though I hate the movies.)

5. Wincestiel - Supernatural (only when smut)

Every fanfiction I write is M-rated. that says it all, really.

I'm willing to take requests (but I hardly recieve any) and have a tendency to pretty much suck at quick updates, but at least I put hard work into them and they WILL be finished, even if I randomly disappear for a week, a month... 6 months.

That's all you need to know. Enjoy my fanfics and have a happy ladyboner!

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Two Sides of the Same Person by touchedbyCas reviews
Highschool AU. Dean and Cas are best friends who grew close due to painful pasts and now rely on each other! destiel slash! M for later chapters!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,775 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Your best friends hot by nutmeg17 reviews
AU Dean had no idea of the gravity of meeting Sam's best friend. rated M adult themes dom!cas sub!dean "I just came to drop of a sandwich for your lunch, then I saw what you were doing and I couldn't resist, you're a very naughty boy Dean."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,319 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Where There's a Will by onesummer'sday10 reviews
Dean's mother and little brother died in the fire all those years ago. Now Dean lives with his father who abuses him, and he resorts to a dangerous outlet to escape the pain. Will things ever get better? AU and rated M just to be safe!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,738 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Not All That by totalizzyness reviews
High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,972 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Forgive Me by Awhoha reviews
Dean/Castiel SLASH with some Sam/Gabriel and Lucifer/Michael. Dean in an NYPD Officer, Castiel a hitman. Smut will follow, lots of smut ; No like no read.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,420 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
As We Forgive Those by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Priest!Cas meets with a couple who are about to get married. Dean's already feeling guilty when he enters the church with Lisa, and then it gets so much worse, because Dean recognises the priest, from the bar where they met.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Haunted By You by multishipperatheart reviews
Dean and Lisa Winchester hire a male nanny to take care of their son, Ben. Castiel Novack turns out to be more than Dean bargained for. Rated M for later chapters
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
But I Date a Cheerleader by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU borrows heavily from 'But I'm a cheerleader' Dean's family holds an intervention for him, claim that he's gay and ship him off to 'True Directions' where he meets Castiel. Gabriel indulges in guerilla warfare and Sam doesn't know why he indulges him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A New Friend by Destielisforever reviews
AU Dean Winchester is hated by his whole school, but when Castiel moves to town, he will dig deeper and deeper until the mystery that is Dean unfolds. Dean/Cas slash don't like, don't read :
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Pleasure My Angel by Zafona reviews
Sam wins tickets to the popular new band 'Pleasure My Angel' for his friends and less than enthusiastic brother. However in the night before the concert Dean meets the lead singer Castiel and learns why he's adored. Dean/Cass Please R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,649 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Bela T.] - Complete
And I Will Try to Fix You by Non Timebo Malo reviews
AU where Dean and Cas are cops. One night, when Dean gets hurt on the job, Cas will do anything to make him feel better. Anything. Destiel slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Anything For You: A Destiel Story by GabrielsLoveSlaveLokiFTWincest reviews
I'm going to delete this story. I've had enough of it. Just to let you know. It's not finished and never will be. This was the second story I ever wrote.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Hot Blooded by kidneythieves reviews
**One-Shot** Dean & Cas get their awesome sexiness on in the Impala. Dean/Cas slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Childhood Sweetheart by Zafona reviews
Two kids met at 8 years old and made a promise to one another. Pulled apart for over 10 years, will they remember the promise when they reunite? If they do, will it make a difference? Please R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,677 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Wet by Insidiously reviews
Castiel had a habit of watching the Winchesters at all points in their days - Even their most private. One morning when Dean thinks he's alone everyones favorite angel comes out to play.. Rated for sexual content and voyeurism. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Love Me, Hold Me Down by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Ubiquitous sex pollen, but turned out less with the sexy and more with the angst and eternal love - go figure. Set early season 4, Dean and a thouroughly angelic Castiel get hit with the whammy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
An Angel at my Table by DestielsMinions reviews
Sam and Cas are sitting at the table and Dean disappears. Cas knows something Sam don't. Oh snap.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Third Try's the Charm by Mayushii reviews
Castiel thinks Dean has a special power and wants to know how it works. Dean thinks he's in way over his head. So much for a normal Tuesday... Destiel, M for future content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Tainted Love by kidneythieves reviews
Castiel finds Dean in a strip club. Dean is surprised to discover he's more interested in the angel then the strippers. Cash/Dean slash & eventual Balthazar/Sam slash, sexually graphic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,715 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by my.mary.alice reviews
BarneyxTed, rated M, pre-slash; Ted and Barney get drunk together and though Barney insists it's just the alcohol Ted wonders if they really should be doing this.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Ted M., Barney S.
Hide and Seek by avalonian-priestess reviews
Dean wasn't doing so hot as a normal human. So when Castiel comes back into his life asking for a favor, Dean jumps on the opportunity. Even if his newly returned little brother doesn't approve. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,608 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
To Have and To Hold by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Ted goes to Barney when Stella leaves him at the altar.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
And about that 'blow me' thing by Lizzy0305 reviews
Happens after Point of No Return 5x18 Castiel comes back and he's still really pissed of. Dean says sorry for the angel but Cas isn't touched by his words.Things heat up. Slash, Destiel, rated M for the 2nd chapter.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
No Introductions by Lucifer's HellHound reviews
Dean/Castiel. Slash. A playful, exploratory, erotic tumble in the dirt. Pure Smut - Enjoy. Reviews? Pretty please?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
AngelCuffed by Luciel89 reviews
Dean wakes up to find himself handcuffed to his angel. Both are annoyed, Sam finds it hilarious and awkward situations await them. But the longer they're tied together, the more things between them start to change...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Last Night on Earth by Nienna100 reviews
Castiel thinks he might die before the fight with Raphael; Dean won't let him die a virgin, and after the unfortunate incident with the prostitute offers himself Dean/Castiel slash mature oneshot
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Forced To by Jane Krahe reviews
She made them do it. They didn't want to, not really. *Sequel to Have To* Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gone In The Morning by Artemisdesari reviews
After 5x13, Dean and Castiel confront certain feelings. Rated for a reason and Dean/Cas obviously!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Castiel Watches Porn For The First Time by VindictiveMuse reviews
Exactly what the title says. Written for the dean/cas kink meme Beta'd by salsa babe on deancastiel.livejournal community.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Lesson In Trust by Ember-Firedrake88 reviews
Castiel uses angel mojo bondage to teach Dean a lesson in trust. Warnings: slash, porn, bondage but not S M .
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sleep tight, Dean reviews
Cas is loosing his angel-mojo and is stuck with the Winchesters. He and Dean end up sharing a bed and one awkward thing leads to another when Dean seems to move quite a lot in his sleep. Warnings: very graphic language because me gusta.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.