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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x)You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
( )It's hilarious when people get hurt.

(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
( )Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
( )You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (They were my little brothers, who ended up playing with my barbie doll more... ponder?)
( )At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
( )You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(x)You watch sports on TV.
( )Gory movies are cool.
( )You go to your dad for advice.

( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( )You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
( )Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors. (and purple, which I guess is just red and blue.)

( )You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x)Sports are fun. (volleyball and tennis, dodgeball and kickball, basketball are all fun)
( )Talk with food in your mouth.
(x)Sleep with your socks on at night. (But somehow my inner-self ends up kicking them off at one point.)

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x)You wear lip gloss/stick.

( )You love skirts.
( )Cats are better than dogs.
(x)You love to shop. (What, like you shopping for fun stuff like glee memorial? HELL YEAH!)
( )You wear eyeliner.
(x)You wear the color pink. (I don't know how this has any effect on being a girl... hear me out people; Pink. Is. Not. A. Sin.)
( )Go to your mom for advice. (don't ask either parent, really)
(x)Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
( )You hate wearing the colour black.
( )You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
( )Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
( )You don't like the movie Star Wars.
( )You were in gymnastics/dance.

(x)It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot more than you should.

(x)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x)You care about what you look like.
(x)You like wearing dresses when you can.
( )You like wearing body perfume.
(x)You love the movies.

()Used to play with dolls as little kid.

(x)Like being the star of every thing. (This just brings me one step closer to proving my theory that Kurt Hummel is my long-lost brother's, cousin's, friend of another friend of one more friend's, pet dog's babysitter's, nephew... yup, it could happen!)

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The Pain you Stain by littleyellowchrysanthemum reviews
Futurefic!Blaine finds pictures on Kurt's email of a man in comprising positions leaving Blaine devastated. How will Blaine trust Kurt again and deal with their tough family issues as well? Will Klaine be done for good? Rated M for future swearing, smut, domestic violence, and self harm- and a possible divorce?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,262 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Husbandly Duties by anxioussquirrel reviews
Kurt and Blaine have never had sex. They haven't even discussed having sex. They have been best friends for the last two years. Now they're suddenly getting married and it turns out they have very different expectations about intimacy. Dystopia AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,783 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Forgiveness by Clovers-Charm reviews
When Sebastian goes a step too far he succeds in breaking up the Klaine couples. But Blaine refuses to lose Kurt so easily. Instead he fights to win his boyfriend back.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,411 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Another Chance by Mawiiish reviews
Klaine AU! Kurt Hummel wakes up in a stranger's bed one morning after a wild night. The stranger is attractive and all, but rude as hell. Did Kurt make the biggest mistake of his life and actually slept with this man - or is the story not so simple?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,286 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Man in the Mirror by DiDiGlee reviews
"You're wrong, Sebastian. Kurt is the strongest person I've ever met. He knows exactly who he is. Whereas I look into the mirror sometimes and don't know who the hell is staring back at me." This fic takes place after 03x08. BLANGST!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,844 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hiding Who We Truly Are by Ella-Tripier reviews
Blaine and Kurt are Secret friends and at nine years old they have made a deal that Blaine will 'bully' Kurt so no one else can, but what happens seven years later when they are still in the same situation but now they are secret Boyfriends? can it work?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 168,539 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Past, Present, and Future by thisaccounthasbeendiscontinued reviews
Future Kurt and Past Kurt meet. Enough said. Crack fic, not meant to be taken seriously. *WARNING: currently on hiatus*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Love is a Battlefield by Hambeka reviews
"Think about it Sebastian, I'm offering you hate sex with your worst enemy. Doesn't stealing Blaine pale in comparison to that?" - Klaine/Kurtbastian
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
Take a Chance on Me by hanabananana reviews
Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine based on the trend on tumblr. Kurt gets drunk at a party hosted by Blaine's older brother and the two end up getting more than friendly. The thing is, Kurt would never look at someone like Blaine in a million years.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,802 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Kryptonite by youngandobsessed reviews
Kurt didn't think much of his new co-worker at The Daily Planet, Blaine Anderson. On the other hand, he couldn't get the mysterious Superman off his mind...little did he know they were one in the same. Superman meets Klaine!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,010 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Power of DVD by 101EmilyRox reviews
After BICO. It's Christmas and Blaine had a strange present under the tree from one Sue Sylvester. The entire box set of Glee season 1 & 2! What are the Warblers going to do with them? Watch them of course! Basically, a Warblers-watching-Kurt fic. KLAINE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Let's Talk About IT by the.casket.was.bigger reviews
"I am sexually frustrated!" Kurt blurted out, cheeks turning crimson before the final syllable left his lips, because, holy mother of God, did he really just say that out loud? He cleared his throat awkwardly. "And could you please pass the salt?"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,484 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Project Hummel by blondebouncingferret reviews
It's Jesse St James's dream to play Raoul in The Phantom of the Opera. With the help of serial killers for hire Blaine Anderson & Quinn Fabray, he gets an audition. When the part is given to newcomer Kurt Hummel, Jesse hires Blaine to seduce and kill him
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,138 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Kurt on Ice by twice the rogue reviews
Burt decides to take Kurt, Finn and Blaine Ice fishing in an attempt at male bonding. Two days on a hut in the middle of a frozen lake with a bottle of whiskey to keep them warm, what could go wrong? skating accidents,sexy showers, embarrasing talks.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,240 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
No Mercy For He by All The Good Names Taken reviews
After a vicious fight, Kurt leaves the morning after with a bruise. Blaine is left alone, wondering what they do now. Will they forgive each other for everything said and done? Angst. Strong emotional/adult themes. AU. Future!Fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,934 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
In the Final Hours Men are Born by AnisaLee reviews
In a post-apocalyptic world, survival is all that matters. Can Blaine and Kurt survive and hold on long enough to find their way back to each other?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,635 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Prince Charming by LilVampireKitten reviews
Blaine was Kurt's Prince Charming, what he didn't realise was he wasn't just his. Prince!Blaine. KLAINE! Rating for safety reasons for later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 289,721 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I swear by MissZenno reviews
Kurt is sent to Dalton Reform School for Boys after he commits a horrific crime. He expects the uniforms, the strict teachers, the counselling, but he doesn't expect the endearing group of criminal teenagers to take him under their wing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 234,274 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I'll Be Waiting by MDFawn
My version of how Nuke should have ended.
As the World Turns - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,688 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Luke S., Noah M. - Complete
Quest For Rage by BC reviews
The Avengers meet the one man who might actually be a worse case of infantile over-ambitious promiscuous narcissistic megalomania with the addition of secret philanthropy than Tony Stark: Brian Kinney. Also, they're expected to save the day.
Crossover - Queer as Folk & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Justin T., Nick F. - Complete
Scarfs, not Bowties by MidnightAlabasterRose reviews
Sebastian liked Blaine at first.But then he saw Blaine's boyfriend,the fablous Kurt Hummel, and he changes his mind. He has a new target now.And Blaine doesn't like Sebastian flirting with his boyfriend.He doesn't like it at all.Jealous,Possessive Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Learning How to Forgive by EagleEye14 reviews
Kurt Hummel had the perfect life: great house, happy marriage, beautiful child, great job and awesome family. Nothing could bring him down, until he discovered his husband was having an affair. The question now: can he forgive?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,970 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Homecoming by hopewithfeathers reviews
Blaine's a soldier that lives for coming home to his family. This is a story about different ways and situations in which Blaine Anderson comes home. There's surprises, tears, joy, sadness, basically everything. Rated T for language and hints of sex
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,373 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Get That Chance by IM08 reviews
AU. VERY loose canon. Kurt has abilities that he inherits from his mother, which makes life more interesting and challenging. Finn thinks its awesome. What will happen when he meets Blaine at Dalton? Klaine, with a supernatural twist. Now rated M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
On a Night of Falling Stars by MonPetitCoeur reviews
Could love be reincarnated a thousand years after? Archaeologist Quinn Fabray unravels the story of a forbidden romance between two star-crossed lovers. And at the same time, she watches two of her friends slowly fall in love right in front of her. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,841 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Road We Take by UniversalOverlordess reviews
When Kurt hands Blaine his Bucket List, he has no idea that he just made it Blaine's goal to make sure that everything on that list is fulfilled; Kurt's senior year is most definitely going to be interesting. Sequel to The Light at the End.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
A Human Like You by MoonShoesWarbler reviews
Kurt always wanted to see the ocean. But when he does, he comes across a creature he always thought was just a fairy tale. Blaine never thought he'd fall in love with a human. How far will he go to stay with Kurt? Merman Blaine, Human Kurt. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,582 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I'm Sorry by xxXAngel of InsanityXxx reviews
Blaine overhears Kurt talking to Brittany about how much pain Blaine has put him through, but when he tries to apologize, Kurt doesn't want it. Set during BIOTA. Most Blaine POV with some Kurt POV
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kurt H., Jeff - Complete
Perfectly Wrong by LivAndLetDie reviews
AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stacy's Dad by MegumiDarkAurora reviews
Blaine dislikes this freshmen girl who keeps following him around, but begins to tolerate her when he finds out she has a really hot dad.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Glee and my Dick by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
Blaine's Dick wants Sebastian, Finn's Puck wants the Hot Little Jewish Girl, Kurt feels like a Salad, and Rachel's Miss Cooter is all aflutter. Fill for the Glee Angst Meme. Klaine, Puckleberry, Finchel, and Seblaine. Based on Starkid's "Me and my Dick".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Twice Cursed by myfeetlitup reviews
Based heavily on the story "Ella Enchanted," Kurt of Frell is cursed with the gift of obedience. See what happens when he ventures out into the world, encountering bullies, ogres, elves, faeries, and a dashing prince.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,048 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Trapped: A Dalton Tragedy by DCEverett reviews
Following a heated fight that leaves them questioning their relationship, when the unexpected strikes Dalton Academy, Kurt and Blaine have to choose between saving the other… and saving themselves. *Warnings inside*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken by making-klainebows reviews
David Karofsky isn't the only one with an attempt story. This is Blaine's. -TRIGGER WARNING-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Hero by seriouscaseofthegayface reviews
"You've always wanted to be a hero, ever since you were three and gazing with round eyes as Aladdin and Prince Eric and Hercules flew across your TV screen." 3x11. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Bucket List by 13xgreeniex13 reviews
Kurt is randomly acquainted with some of the items on Blaine's Bucket List in the middle of Mr. Schuesters AP Spanish Class.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Snake & The Lion by myheartisyours0523 reviews
He finds himself, suddenly, wanting all of Kurt. All of him. Every flaw, perfection, fear, dream, hope, emotion, everything. As the Slytherin pulls away,he knows that Kurt is not his to want. Not his to have, or hold, or even pine over. Hogwarts!Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Warbling in a New Direction by 494ELB reviews
After Nationals, Kurt Hummel wishes that his two teams would bond together: the New Directions and The Warblers. So how does he go about making that happen? Party!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,118 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
From the Heart by jory7elefant reviews
Everyone has a device on their wrist that tells them when they meet their soul mate. Kurt's indicates that his soul mate has died, and he gives up on love until he meets Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Back In Time by EndlessInspiration reviews
Klaine, Faberry and Brittana / Harmony Berry-Fabray, Sugar Lopez-Pierce and Rory Hummel-Anderson have all traveled back in time to keep their parents together, but what happens when the three couples begin to fall apart? Can their future kids save them?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Klissfits by drinkpetrol reviews
The boys wake up one day with insane sexual superpowers. Blaine has the power to make boys come in their pants just by looking at them, and whoever Kurt touches is desperate to have sex with him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
It Gets Better by for always forever reviews
"The fame and crap? I don't care. This man? He's all I need. I'm not talking about the platinum records or whatever when I tell you that it gets better." Kurt and Blaine make an It Gets Better video and fail terribly. Now with bonus Brittana chapter!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Spencer's by YoungAndOverIntelligent reviews
Just a ficlet about Blaine roping Kurt into buying sex things. Klaine. Not really rated M, but it mentions a couple of sex toys and stuff so that's what I'm rating it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The HummelBerry Situation by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Fashionably Ill by aggressively writes reviews
When Kurt comes down with the flu, all is not well in the Hummel-Hudson household. From Kurt's strange delirium to his eventual tyrannical attitude, Finn's nightmare has just begun. Klaine. Finchel. Furt friendship. Brittana. Tike. Artina.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,104 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H.
Pomegranate by crazyauthoress reviews
As the God of the Dead, Kurt knew that he was meant to be alone, unlike his brothers Puck and Finn. Afterall, who in their right minds would willingly choose to live in the Underworld with him? A retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Chased Down All My Demons by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
The aftermath of the Troubletones' mashup brings back some horrible memories for Kurt - memories he's tried to run from. Suddenly, he feels like his fourteen-year-old self again; unconfident, alone, lost. He's not that person anymore - not at all.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Uninvited Criticisms by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, Why Kurt Hummel Is a Terrifying Human Being on Black Friday, and Blaine Anderson is Insane For Loving Him Anyway.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Tradition by nothingbutgoneness reviews
There is a tradition at McKinley High School, and Blaine Anderson is about to partake in it-whether he wants to or not.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It's All Coming Back To Me Now by MidnightGirl467 reviews
Blaine gets into a car accident and loses his memory leaving Kurt to make him rememeber. But when that fails Kurt tries to make Blaine fall in love with him again, hoping that will make him remember but what happens when Blaine's Dad interferes?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
You Could Be Happy by my bad bella reviews
Blaine's lack of affection in public makes Kurt doubt himself. Meanwhile, Mr. Shue pushes for New Directions & Vocal Adrenaline to make amends. When Kurt is set up to sing a duet with a suave member from Vocal Adrenaline, will Blaine fight for Kurt?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
This Jealousy by motley-atypical reviews
Blaine had this little problem. This problem was starting to become the very bane of Kurt's existence. It was Blaine's sudden affection towards a certain Rachel Berry every time they were drunk together. Well. Two can play this game.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Teacher and The Barista by nealcaff reviews
Kurt works as Asst Manager at the Lima Bean. Blaine's a teacher at Lima Elementary. Little one-shot of smutty goodness to help me with my writers block. Future!fic
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let's Pretend That Both Our Lips Are Made Of Candy by PinkSunglassesAndUndershirts reviews
"It's not like you can avoid it, you know." He muttered against the other boy's lips before pressing his own lips to them and kissing Kurt, softly at first before sliding his tongue out to trace Kurt's lips slowly. AKA. Kurt's never had cotton candy.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Break From Homework by calicosimone reviews
Kurt's insanely stressed out from all the homework at Dalton. Blaine offers to help out with a relaxing massage. Oneshot, Smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Pure Bliss by Jayno reviews
Slight Asian F spoiler. Cute story - Blaine is trying to decide what nickname to give Kurt. Gives warm fuzzies hopefully
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Picture Book by klainbowsandbutterflyklisses reviews
After Kurt's notebook is stolen by Wevid and his true feelings revealed, Blaine must find a way to express his feelings for Kurt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Somewhere by totallygilmore reviews
Finn comes to a realization about Kurt and Blaine's PDA at home. Set before and in 3x03.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Do I Have Your Vote? by kisssmegoodbye reviews
Badboy!Blaine. Blaine's cutting class and a boy he doesn't know very well strikes up a conversation about his presidential campaign.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Pear Hips by obsessivegleekypotterhead reviews
Started as a fill for Kink Meme. Kurt and Blaine are ready for the big deal. Kurt backs out thinking he's fat. He looses weight drastically. Blaine notices something is going on. Comfort, comfort, comfort... Full prompt at the beginning! Smut later!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Private Displays of Affection by me and Mr. Jones reviews
Four times Finn's notices Kurt and Blaine's PDA at home and the one time he realizes why. Rated due to hateful words. I don't own anything. Please read and review! Update only for a disclaimer, no new chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Jealousy by klainbowsandbutterflyklisses reviews
Blaine's always been jealous of the attention his younger sister receives - but at her second birthday she kisses Kurt, and Blaine's jealousy reaches boiling point.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not a Girl by neon-watches reviews
Kurt's spent his whole life dealing with people classifying him as a girl. Will Dalton be any different? And will Kurt just shrug it off like he usually does?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
That's Not Fair by Phantom of a Rose reviews
'Blaine was laying flat on his back with Kurt straddling his middle, their hips grinding together sporadically producing some glorious friction. Blaine moaned into Kurt's mouth and realized right then that he wanted more.'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Blood that separates us by jacob16smith reviews
Another Vampire fic, Kurt comes to terms with a secret Blaine has kept from him, He struggles to understand how their relationship can work. T for Later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,079 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
All We'd Ever Need by MissSnowFox reviews
A one shot born from the possible new Blaine spoilers.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
You Have 59 New Messages by Devil of My Family reviews
Kurt might not know it yet but his husband, Lieutenant Blaine Anderson, did make it home for his first performance as the male lead in a Broadway production.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
William McKinley Kindergarten Nursery Rhyme Club by HarukiHime reviews
Join the kids on their fun trips out with Mr. Shoe!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Klisses by Crazy4Klaine reviews
Just a bunch of different one-shots on how the Kliss could've happened. Though it was PERFECT anyway, there are still tons of other ways! The result? This story. #21: Prompt: Juliet Hummel-Anderson — ...football!Blaine, cheerleader!Kurt...R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,143 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
After The Alcohol by Grace Ryan reviews
A different way things could have gone after Blaine went on a date with Rachel in Blame It On The Alcohol. Non-smut one shot of what I think Kurt should have said to Rachel and Blaine. Rated K
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Take me or leave me by babeitscoldoutside reviews
Blaine's parents are not okay with him being gay. And he had prove of that in the form of bruises and cuts. What happens when one day, their car breaks down and they end up in a shop called 'Tires and Lube?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Greatest Thing by Summer Tea reviews
Kurt is the star performer at the Moulin Rouge. Blaine has come to Paris with dreams of being a poet. Mistaking him for the Duke, Kurt falls in love with Blaine, propelling them both into a secret and trying relationship. Moulin Rouge AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Got it Bad by starkidd reviews
Kurt has it bad for the new teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Seduction by Crazy4Klaine reviews
Kurt is rather hard to seduce. Blaine finds this frustrating.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Get Up On This by BlaineyDevon reviews
Kurt and Blaine get caught making out all over Dalton. It gets so bad that it's time for a little parent teacher conference. One shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The First Splash is the Coldest by imWITCHIN reviews
Blaine Anderson just transfered to McKinley! The story of Blaine at McKinley and his relationships with Kurt, Karofsky, and the rest of his New Direction's family!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,010 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Klaine's Dictionary of Love by MonPetitCoeur reviews
It all started out as a pretty innocent English project. That is until Kurt came along, and stirs up some emotions in him. Add to that ND, the Warblers, and sexual frustration-seems like this project will determine their blurred, rocky relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Hey Big Spender by onlyonekamui reviews
The Dalton Academy Warblers are putting on their biggest fund raiser of the year, getting ready to pay for their trip to Regionals. But when they ask Kurt to be their Main Event, does the young tenor realize just what he's signed up for?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Best Thing That's Ever Been Mine by for always forever reviews
It's just one of those things that some people can do and other people can't, like wiggling your ears or crossing your eyes. Most people can't see the future. Blaine Anderson can./ Or where Blaine and Kurt meet in the cliche setting of a coffee shop.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
When I Get You Alone by blaineywainey reviews
Kurt is astonished to find out some things he never knew about himself, all thanks to the new AP Literature teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Good Boy by Phantom of a Rose reviews
The 'Humdel' family gets a puppy. Kurt notices some similarities between the new puppy and his boyfriend... KLAINE, Fluffy
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sheeted Memories of the Past by pineappletop92 reviews
When Kurt Hummel first enters his new bedroom in his new house, he wasn't expecting it to already be occupied. By a ghost, that is. A ghost named Blaine Anderson. AU
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
About Promises by musthavebeentheweather reviews
The ring had been cool to the touch when he had picked it up out of the back of his nightstand, but he had warmed it with his hands.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kurt H., Burt H. - Complete
Halftime Show by Crazy4Klaine reviews
After transferring to McKinley, Blaine puts the students' homophobia to the test by joining the football team. During his first game, Kurt and the Cheerios perform for the half-time show. Stuff goes down in the locker room. M for a reason. First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Shirts and Skins by goodgollymolly reviews
Follow up to "An Awkward Situation". Kurt and Blaine are caught in the den by Finn and Burt, and there is another awkward kitchen convo. T for minor sexual content. Hope you like it!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blame It On the Berry by longforlovers reviews
'Rachel Berry always got everything that she wanted. Everything.' - Kurt's take on that certain 'Spin the Bottle incident' at that certain house party. Drabble.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Not Like the Movies by when the night grows old reviews
Kurt stared at the ring. It was a beautiful ring, no doubt. But it felt heavy on his finger. Out of place. It felt too snug for his finger. Kurt stroked the white gold band waiting for the over-whelming feeling of joy to hit him. It didn't. AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Transformation of a Baby Penguin by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
Kurt shows Blaine that he's been practicing having more sex appeal than a baby penguin. Kurt, Blaine, and an Adam Lambert song. Oneshot Klaine ficlet
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Out of the Equation by aalikane reviews
Blaine is engaged. Kurt is not the lucky guy. Kurt spends the evening of Blaine's engagement party drowning his sorrows into a repeatedly refilled glass of vodka. Will Kurt ever reveal his feelings for Blaine?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Concrete Jungle Where Dreams Are Made Of by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt would always remember June 24, 2011, because it was the day he finally realized that he could marry his prince.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It's Real by klainebows36 reviews
Blaine, Kurt, Santana, and Brittany watch as same-sex marriage becomes legal in New York and all of their hopes for the future turn into realities. Labeled as Blaine and Kurt but heavy on Santana and Brittany, too.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Arts and Crafts Aisle by Wakah reviews
Kurt is in New Directions and has to buy more art supplies. Blaine works at Target and notices a fashionable handsome male in his section. -Kurt never went to spy on the Warblers-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,726 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Primitive Instincts by porcelain bird reviews
The Warblers are just everyday teenage boys. Except for, you know, being werewolves. But when their Alpha male, Blaine Anderson chooses an outsider, Kurt Hummel to be his mate, things will start to get a little...wild. Rated M for smut in future chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,733 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Renaissance Angel by Selene The Moon Goddess reviews
That's all Kurt wants. To be looked at like those angels in the paintings. To be thought of as beautiful and angelic. But quickly Kurt learns to be careful of what he wishes for.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Note and The Staircase by LilySparrow18 reviews
Kurt wakes up to find a note instead of Blaine. And ends up on the worlds best staircase. Klaine. FLUFF.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Don't Cry, Daddy by brokenlovesong reviews
Kurt and Blaine are are married and have a son. But one day something happens that is gonna change the family's life forever.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Three Weddings and a Funeral by Clara-Erobreren reviews
Three times Kurt denied his feelings for Blaine, and one time he just couldn't anymore. Because grief does weird things to people.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Gay Bachelor by AphraelFT reviews
Glee Fluff Meme Prompt from LJ: Sue Sylvester insists that all of the Cheerios date. When Kurt points out that there aren't any options for him at McKinley, Sue decides to "audition" possible boyfriends for him from other surrounding schools
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,704 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blazer Boy by no-tracing-herman reviews
Burt's POV. Kurt comes home from school upset and some smarmy freak in a blazer comes trying to make him feel better. What's Burt going to make of this kid hugging his son?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Big Spoon, Little Spoon by OccasionallyRestless reviews
Blaine was always the big spoon, Kurt reflected. Right now they were supposedly watching a film but really they were just holding each other. A Klaine fluff one-shot, set post 'Original Song' but pre S2 finale. Complete.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Language of Love by You Are Airborne reviews
Blaine's super charming and sexy, obviously. So of course he speaks a really sexy language, right? Right. Klaine oneshot poking harmless fun at all the French- or Italian-speaking Blaines out there. T for sexiness!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Certain Boy by thatwouldbewaytooawesome reviews
Blaine visits Kurt at McKinley after the Born This Way number. Fluffiness ensues, which turns into a serious conversation about what they feel for each other. Told from Kurt's perspective. FLUFF
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Dancing Lessons by pineappletop92 reviews
Seventeen-year-old Burt Hummel never really paid much attention to the language he used. To him, "fag" was just another part of his vocabulary. That is, until, someone shows him otherwise - by taking him to a prom nearly thirty years in his future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Burt H., Kurt H. - Complete
Baby Names by adorationofbooks reviews
Future fiction involving Kurt and Blaine looking through baby name books in preparation for the upcoming adoption of their child. Sweet, romantic one-shot. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Two Medium Drips by porce-blaine reviews
a.k.a. "Why Kurt Hummel Changed His Coffee Order". After 'Silly Love Songs', Kurt and Blaine already order for the same type of coffee. Here's why. Pre-BIOTA. Kurt/Blaine or Klaine. With klisses! Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
but with a whimper by of-a-crescendo reviews
Everyone is born with the name of their soulmate on their hand. The only problem? Kurt and Blaine don't have each other's names on their hands. Completed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sushi by for always forever reviews
futurefic, where Blaine and Kurt share a crappy apartment in the big apple. Blaine buys a goldish, names him Sushi, and hides him in the bathtub. Yeah. Kurt's confused too.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Silly Warbler Meetings by sparkleyrainbows reviews
What exactly goes on in Warbler meetings? This is post-klaine and like the uncreative title suggests, rather silly.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sexy101 by Sweet Emii reviews
Brittana gives Kurt a crash course on how to be sexy. Target? Blaine Anderson. Sixth Task: Sing, Strip, Dance, Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Perfect by You're killing me now reviews
Kurt and Blaine are at McKinley just in time for the amazing Gaga performance. Once Blaine gets the assignment, he wants his shirt to be absolutely perfect, no exceptions. Short Klaine fluff, full summary inside. Warning: Boy kisses.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Fondue for Two by Flabagash reviews
Kurt and Blaine join our host, Brittany S. Pierce, for the second episode of Fondue For Two!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Riff Raff and the Ghost by Sofricus Aurora Zakuro reviews
To prevent another Rocky Horror debacle, the kids are forced to work at a haunted house. Unfortunately, somebody made the mistake of letting Sam plan the whole thing. KLAINE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Turning Tables by vertigoSWAY reviews
Sometimes you want to tell the whole wide world that you're in love. Then there're times when you have to step aside and say to yourself "I've got to let you go, not because I don't love you, but because I love you too much and I can't do this to myself."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sunlit Goodbyes by imperfectandchaotic reviews
"...we get that this, him going back, is hard on both of you, because he's getting his family back and we're losing someone who changed us forever. But it's going to be okay, Blaine. I promise." Wes, David, Klaine, and the Somewhere performance.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Survival by nonamas reviews
The New Directions and The Warblers have been sent to Holly Holiday's Wonderful Wilderness World for a week to learn the arts of surviving and training for the outdoors. However things don't kick off to a great start. AU.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,942 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dare by ficnic reviews
"I dare you." One last chance to win back the love of his life. Not recommended for LuRe fans.
As the World Turns - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Luke S., Noah M. - Complete
Get Back To Glee Club! by C.C. Nyde reviews
Get ready to get back to Glee Club with Finn, Puck, Rachel, and Puck's stupid dumb little gay friend, Kurt! *Glee/AVPM crossover* Complete crack!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H.
Kurt's New Hair by NerdLifeIsAGreatLife reviews
For XxBREAKTHESILENCExX contest : Prompt: Kurt's hair is always perfectly in place, but how would Blaine react when for once it isn't?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tastes Like Success by paundromat reviews
"I CAN BE OVERZEALOUS IF I WANT TO BE, BLAINE," Kurt shouted, pushing an array of cookie boxes at his boyfriend. "Now shut up and help me stack." Kurt helps Blaine and his little sister sell Girl Scout cookies.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When Warblers Eavesdrop by Oceanic Others Freak reviews
AU. One-shot. Set during 2x16: Original Song. The Warblers had to find out somehow. Slash. Kurt/Blaine. Klaine. R&R please.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
With friends like these by Alias-vendor reviews
Wesley & David's comprehensive guide to the faults and failings of Blaine Anderson: For Kurt Hummel's eyes ONLY.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Of Cookie Dough and Strawberry Icing by songstobesung reviews
Blaine has mixed feelings about Kurt's stressbaking. On one hand, he did kiss Kurt. On the other, however, Kurt was inadvertently teasing him to his cookie tasting death. Oneshot. Set in Keitorin Asthore's stressbaker verse.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Caffeine Crazed by RidgelessRidgeback reviews
Five minutes after the end of Blame it on the Alcohol, Kurt confronts Blaine in the bathroom of the Lima Bean coffee shop. But there's a thin line between hate and love... Post BIOTA, Pre Sexy. Racy. Angry. 1000% Gay.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Regaining Synchronization by janrea reviews
What should have happened after the ending for BIOTA.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Courage by BadgerInMySoup reviews
All it ever takes is a little courage.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Crying in the Choir Room by LCD89 reviews
An alternate take on what happens after Blaine's WIGYA performance based on the Starkid production MAMD. Will probably only make sense to people who have seen it. Blaine cries in the choir room and Kurt admits his feelings for Blaine. One Shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Eyes of Green Envy by thesoundofsunshine reviews
It was official. Blaine had gone off the deep end. He was jealous of a stuffed animal name Blubbery.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ten Points to Gryffindor by Shadow Dancer Girl reviews
When the students at Dalton introduce Kurt to a Harry Potter related game it makes Kurt start to wonder: Just what house is he in? Klaine one-shot. Harry Potter references.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Of Musical Showdowns And Cherry Chapstick by Quackers McPherson reviews
Kurt's gaga for Gaga and Blaine's partial to Perry. How an argument escalates into a showdown and results in a newfound affinity for cherry chapstick.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 4,589 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ghost of Holiday Past, Present and Future by CrayolaBox16 reviews
Puck tries to prove that Blaine should date Kurt. It's easy, all he needs is the past, present and future to prove it. Kurt/Blaine with Puck/Blaine friendship and a bit of Sam/Blaine. Pink here!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kitty Cat by Morralls reviews
I will buy you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. Then, on a dark, cold night, I will steal into your home and punch you in the face.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sue S., Will S. - Complete
Bound and Gagged by Today's The Day reviews
Chad walks into Sonny's dressing room after Dakota bounds and gags her. He takes advantage of the situation. Sonny and Chad. One-shot. Review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
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