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Joined 02-25-11, id: 2766345, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hi, I'm Pretzel, funky, and thirteen.
[ sorry for the late updates. be prepared for shikatema, kibahina, and funny sakura goodness in oneshots ]

oho :3 ; aha :)

narusaku . kibahina . nejiten . shikatema
others: chouino . sasunarusaku . sasukarin . suikarin
itachi . shino . kakashi

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Acquired Taste by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
Maka hated dogs. Always had. This dog wasn't an exception, even if he was under a curse.. and was actually human. SoMa. Semi-AU. COMPLETED.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,785 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Letters to a Traveling SOLDIER by Kita Kudai reviews
Aerith wrote 89 letters to her love, Zack Fair. What we were never told was what was in those letters. Do you want to find out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Car Arguments by Skylark Evanson reviews
Just a bunch of arguments/moments they can have in the car. Gwevin and bits of Benlie.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 83,468 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Kevin, Gwen T.
Cascading by pamplemousse07 reviews
A collection of one-shots including our favorite Prince and Princess, Eugene and Rapunzel :D
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel
83 Moments of Ben by Skylark Evanson reviews
Ben being Ben. 83 times. How much better could it get?
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 73 - Words: 38,876 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Ben T.
Holding On by Myomi-chan reviews
"I'm the kind of girl who likes to laugh." So, needless to say, when Tenten laughs, she always ends up leaning on him for support. She seems to do that a lot. But what will her relationship be like with Neji after the war? NejiTen, NaruHina and SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - [Tenten, Neji H.] - Complete
As Dense as a Cloud by girlinblue17 reviews
A series of one-shots showing why Cloud is as dense as a cloud. Mostly crackfics.:D
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Dear Kurosaki Kun by Tayomi Sakuri reviews
"Dear Kurosaki-Kun..." A series of letters from the Bleach cast to our favourite Substitute Shinigami :D Extreme randomness included! DISCLAIMER:Very,very,VERY strong Orihime-hate.Written by me and XxHibirdxX
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Recovery by Fanwoman reviews
Rated for Kiba's bad mouth. When Hinata was picked to fight Neji in the chūnin exams, Kiba all but demanded she forfeit while Shino barely batted an eye at her near-fatal abuse. This is my team-centric attempt to address that difference.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shino A., Kiba I., Hinata H., Team Eight - Complete
Letters from No One by silverarrow65 reviews
Letter from a no one to another no one. "And I feel light, Kiba. I really do."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
I Want To Hold Your Hand by EmeraldDragonxo reviews
Ron watched her. They way her quil glidded across the parchment. Creamy and smooth. God, he wanted to hold that hand. One/Shot, T to be safe. Warning: Very short, and fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
To Win Her Heart by 24eskimooz reviews
It's almost Valentine's day and Hogwarts is playing a new game. How much does Ron want Hermione's heart? Set in sixth year Ron/Hermione, AU for no Lavender/Ron relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,234 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Koi by wubbzy reviews
"They symbolize love you know." He wasn't sure if he should take that as a hint or not. NaruSaku fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Shakespeare by tanikara kohitsuji reviews
It's not okay to talk to random strangers on the train. Except sometimes. You know, when they might just be your soulmate. SasuSaku oneshot. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mwah by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
When you're young and naive, everything seems innocent. "Iruka-sensei told me that you kiss someone you like if they like you back!" "But... how does biting my neck and sucking my blood deal with kissing?" He's placing a mark on her a little too early.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ribbons by TheLittleLight reviews
Tenten is not happy when Neji accidentally breaks one of her ribbons while sparring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
enchanté by xoVanilla-Bean reviews
Things happen during the day. – CloudTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Pew Pew Pew by Damsel in Shining Armor reviews
Games: Either you play with them, or they play with you. And sadly, high school is like one big MMO. "You became friends with him through a game without knowing who he was in real life?" "So long as he isn't some gay, pedophilic rapist, I'm good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kunoichi or a Girl? by ncfan reviews
Sakura is told that she's considered too scary to date. Her reaction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
They Are Precious To Me by bindedtogether reviews
Gaara reflects on his relationship with Kankuro and Temari as they head for the meeting of the Five Kages. Sibling love. Not sandcest. One shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Someday by St. Harridan reviews
Kenpachi knows he isn't cut out to be a parent... but still, he's trying.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
What The? by DC-BA reviews
Mashiro has something nasty to show Kensei...
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Mashiro, Kensei M. - Complete
shut up and bow by codeCXM reviews
/Team 7/ In which Sakura was taller than the boys. And oh, how much she loved it. drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
L is for Loser by Amber Lehcar reviews
"When you were three, I was just four. You were the cute little girl next door." AU SoulXMaka. Bad summary, but the story's cute!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
What Must Be Done by sheep1215 reviews
What if Rapunzel had revealed Flynn to Gothel after she returned? No longer a One-shot! Rated T because I'm paranoid
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,161 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Watchin' Spongebob by BlueEyedRosette reviews
Maka gets sidetracked. Soul's coolness is threatened. All because of a little, yellow sponge. Possibly more sponge-induced plot bunnies in the future?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Secrets by Savage Valentine reviews
Kid has a secret, and it's up to Liz to keep it.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Death The Kid, Elizabeth T./Liz - Complete
Somebody by Misery's-Toll reviews
Because remaining inconspicuous is impossible when you've painted a bright red target on your back. Sakura-centric, Sasuke/Sakura. High school fic. COMPLETE. (Contains a lot of potentially triggering content. Please use discretion.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,051 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Misunderstandings of Soul Eater Evans by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
You think Soul doesn't like Maka? Here are 10 reasons to prove you wrong.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Carmine by Rayneken reviews
Neji, Tenten, and a sunset.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Sledding by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
They were in a cave in the middle of nowhere, freezing to death, with little hope of rescue. As Sasuke pressed his face into Sakura's sweet-smelling hair, he realized he didn't want to be anywhere else. Pre-Shippuden Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/16/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
School Girl by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Because her Spartoí uniform won't cut it at eighteen.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. — Sequel to "Letters to Sasuke." [Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mortification by yin-flames reviews
Tenten was sick of training so hard and getting nothing out of it. So what happens when she confronts Neji about it? Her saying the wrong thing at what could probably be called the wrong time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Don't Get Angry by breadbutterpudding reviews
Your younger sister tells you with a grave expression: "don't get angry." Just what on earth did she do? Or is it concerning THAT boy...?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
My Sword Is Gay by DAoG reviews
Ichigo's trying to get some sleep and all he gets are problems, problems, problems. Will he be able to solve the troubles of his nighttime visitor, or will it explode comedicly in his face? I'm hoping the latter, personally. Swearing, suggestive language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Ulquiorra, Ichigo K.
Huddled Together by Sugarbubbleslove reviews
Prompt for February 23rd – Cloud/Tifa – Body Heat – 'The north was often known for its cold weather and blizzards. Luckily, she had her best friend to keep her warm.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
Nothing Personal by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...but Soul needs to seriously control his temper and Maka needs some aspirin.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Cinnamon and Spearmint by IchigoOtaku01 reviews
Soul just wants some chewing gum.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Mafia wife by Hurricane59Uri reviews
She always thought that she was going to be a mafia wife. Indeed, she was. Only not the Boss' wife she hoped to be. A Goku-Haru fanfic. Roughly TYL world, but you can read it as you please. KHR needs more 5986!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
The Ties That Bind by cutecrazyice reviews
The mission is supposed to be really easy - until complications arise, the ex-sensei arrives, and Sakura gets into a situation far more than she bargained for. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Competition by myungyeolliepop reviews
"We'll enter it, but make sure the kids won't be there to see."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Brotherly Advice by AK-47 reviews
"Zuko," asked Aang, his voice quavering slightly in uncertainty, "how do you ask a girl out?"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Zuko - Complete
Skirts and Shirts by Turqcoyce reviews
A simple bet. Skirts and shirts were on the line...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Say You Want Me Too by lunadeartemis reviews
In which Gokudera Hayato wants Miura Haru and is tired of this ceaseless dance. TYL 5986
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
Painted Masks by mintmm reviews
The Blue Spirit and the Painted Lady take food to people who need it. But who's under the mask and paint?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Storm by RadosianStar reviews
Rapunzel's looking at the storm that camr to her Kingdom. A small one-shot I put together. Hope you enjoy it.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Facebook by ulquiorraschifferftw reviews
OneShot - When Ichigo sees Rukia using Facebook on his computer, he is some-what surprised. What REALLY surprises him, is that not only is she an annoying, loud, midget, she is an annoying, loud, midget, YAOI-FANGIRL! - Total crack, first fic, be gentle!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Tango at TWAT by sadladybug reviews
Bored and hot at the WAT, the gang talks about Aang's days at a Fire Nation school, and an impromptu dance-off occurs. A Zutara oneshot. Be sure to check out the associated art link on my profile! Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Simple Touches by Briichigo reviews
The simple relationship that Maka and Soul share. Oneshot. SoMa.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Goggles by Stephable reviews
"Uhh, Soul?" His head turned, mouth still full of pasta half of it hanging out. Her face reddened as he stared. "I need to have a shower tonight." "Umm, ok then, why are you telling me?" "I can't do it on my own." Some fun SoMa :D. Not THAT dirty.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
blueprints of things we never finished by ncfan reviews
-Ryuuken, Uryuu- Waking up to a baby crying, again.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Ryuken I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Warm Fuzzies by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Kevin liked the quiet nights best.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2011 - [Gwen T., Kevin] - Complete
Love Be a Blind Bird Boy by Skylark Evanson reviews
It's hard to think that you're in love with a blind guy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
bracelets and birthdays by Let's Explode reviews
"You're confused. We were talking about your stupidity, remember?" Sakura and Sasuke have an odd conversation. Not serious crack. Completely AU. Not canon compatible. M due to pervertedness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paperwork by anacoana reviews
There is only one thing in the world that Gaara agrees with Shukaku on. Their mutual hatred of paperwork...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
Valentine's Day: Reading Letters by THISISNOT reviews
We all know Soul receives a lot of letters on valentine's day. Well, Any day really. What could be hidden within those envelopes? Maka and Soul finds out.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Until the End by Wings of Dawn reviews
Until the end of their days, without fail, whenever they were not on mission, Team Gai would meet at their training ground when the sun rose. Fifty-two snippets into the life of Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
No Use by spicehnoodles reviews
AU. — She's just going to be wishing for a handsome shooting star that will never come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Let It Snow by Seiji and Shizuku 4ever reviews
What exactly does Neji have against snow..? "Plenty. One, it crunches when you walk, so a sneak attack on the enemy would be in vain. Two, blending in with your surroundings when it's all white would be difficult, if not impossible. Three..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Eugene by Skylark Evanson reviews
Eugene is getting tired of being called Eugene. He just wants to go back to the days of being Flynn Rider, but no one else will understand that.
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Secluded Spaces by KeybladeBanditJing reviews
Dumping ground for all my Soul Eater oneshots and drabbles too short to deserve their own story. Mostly Soul/Maka, but others may show up.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Byakuya Accepts by pehpig reviews
I was watching Episode 228 when it occurred to me that Byakuya didn't seem happy at all to be at the beach. Yet there he was. So if he takes no enjoyment from sun, surf, and bikini-clad babes, why was he there? I do not own Bleach, alas.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Oh, Facebook by Polmkk reviews
Oh Facebook... How amusing you are. Sasuke askes Sakura to be his, and Gaara intervenes. Cussing and stuff is bound to happen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Elevator Blues by cutecrazyice reviews
A scared girl and an impatient boy in a long elevator ride. What could happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It to the Grave by Shadowed Night Sky reviews
Temari goes searching for Gaara on his birthday, only to discover him sitting in front of a familiar grave.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
How to Get Fanboys to Support the Cause by death2society reviews
Pein just realized that every member of the Akatsuki is gay. yes, shocker there fangirls. How does he take it? Spoiler: It's not mine. XD rated teen for sexual themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Ironic by Skylark Evanson reviews
Julie finds something somewhat funny with Ben's last name...
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Ben T., Julie Y. - Complete
Give Me One Good Reason by Skylark Evanson reviews
Gwen wants a reason why Kevin won't ask her out. Based some time in the first two seasons of Alien Force.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
Cold, Hard Facts by O'Ylia reviews
Tifa must face some truths. CloTi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Fight For Family by sillimiss reviews
Because the last time she told someone to "shut the f-up", it ended with the man winding up in the hospital and she on probation for a month. Sand Sib fic. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Out of My Element by ncfan reviews
-Robin x Starfire- He makes her shy in such a way as she has never been before.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
Cherry Poppin' by Orange Sherbet reviews
Because if there was one thing Sakura was sure of, it was that a shinobi trusted his penis more than his instincts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Biohazard by SilverStarShine94 reviews
How could one little plant cause so much trouble? KakaSaku. Written for the lovely moldycookies as part of the KakaSaku Holiday fic Exchange 2010.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
In The Car by DarkValkiria reviews
Summary: "Sasuke-kun, where are you taking me?" He smirked, pure devious intent. "To a drive in my car." "Oooohhh…" A moan was heard in the distance. "Mmmmm…" Naruto turned to his companion. "Hey… Kiba… Did you hear that…?" ONESHOT. SMUT. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sick Days by ChibiCHICKENluver reviews
Naruto and Sai find it a little strange that Sasuke and Sakura are repeatedly missing training due to sickness, on the same day, several times a week. So they investigate, and can't believe what they find.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lies by Vivienne Grainger - Bleach reviews
It can be quite difficult to distinguish truth from fiction.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Shuuhei H., I. Kira - Complete
Kitty Cuteness by Hopeakaarme reviews
Chrome cannot find Hibari-san. In the end, though, she finds him in a rather unlikely napping place. Implied 1896, futurefic.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Chrome D., K. Hibari - Complete
Fireworks by the mythologist reviews
Presenting the opportunity for Ogami to work way too damn hard for something which is already his. Sakura/Ogami and slight Kouji/Rui/Yukihina. Enjoy!
Code Breaker - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/8/2010 - R. Ogami, Sakura S. - Complete
Hands Down by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
The Sequel to 'Freckles' OOOOOLD. Transferred from another account. PeinXKonan oneshot/songfic, rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Freckles? by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
Konan walks in on Pein in the shower... Really old, transferred from another acount. Rated T just to be safe. It has a sequel called 'Hands Down.' PeinKonan oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Setting it Straight by myungyeolliepop reviews
What happens when Cloud goes to Denzel's school for Parents' Day?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
The Importance of Protecting Your Banana by the mythologist reviews
With Rui's help, Yukihina learns a *new skill.* Hint: it may not be what you're thinking ;)
Code Breaker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Essence by ncfan reviews
-Temari, Gaara- Three times Temari was proud to be Gaara's sister. Spoilers for 516.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
His Wife by Peachie . D reviews
To make her husband stop smoking, Chrome decides her kisses will become his cigarette..1896..TYL
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/15/2010 - K. Hibari, Chrome D. - Complete
Sister by TheWritingBox reviews
Ron reflects on his little sister. Ron/Ginny Brother/Sister Fic. Our first fic, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Her Twisted Fairy Tale Ending by matsukanishi09 reviews
Haru had her standards. Gokudera just aced them all in his own twisted way. 5986.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2010 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
On Seduction and Indifference by yuugiri reviews
She found herself lying on her back on someone's bed, both her wrists handcuffed on the headdress, wearing what looked like one of Ino's skimpier shirts and a very short skirt. This was turning out to be a very, very bad day. SaiSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 106 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
A Cinderellaish Story by cursedlonelyheart reviews
"I told you you're going to regret buying those shoes woman." 5986.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2010 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
Gokudera's Anger Issues by matsukanishi09 reviews
Lambo was just plainly irritating. He wasn't jealous that Haru liked the cow better. 5986.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
Whispered Threats by cursedlonelyheart reviews
You think Gokudera knows how to threaten people? Wait till you see Haru.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Haru M., H. Gokudera - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Afterwards by goneonelsewhere reviews
After chapter 423, what Karin, perceptive girl that she is, might've noticed. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Karin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Of Piercings and Pain by Aquaheart reviews
In the end Nagato couldn't help but give his angel what she wanted. And even if that meant hurting himself and her in the process, he would proceed to give her happiness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Like Strangers by ncfan reviews
"Why don't any of us look alike?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Closet Mishaps by cutecrazyice reviews
It's seven minutes in heaven...or is it? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hand that Feeds by Fanwoman reviews
A mission goes awry, and Hinata must save the day with the help of Akamaru. Along the way she learns a lot more about the Inuzukas and even a bit about herself. This might be T, not M, but I prefer to err on the side of caution.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Children of the Sand by A'den Neytiri Kad reviews
This is a one-shot about the children of the Fourth Kazekage and a bit of their life as children. I know I suck at summaries... But here you go! Enjoy! Starring: Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
No Men Allowed by girlinblue17 reviews
Of which Tifa Lockhart realizes just how jealous Cloud Strife can get.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Stalemate by ibuberu reviews
Oh, how romantic irony can be. — MukuroChrome, 6996.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Mukuro R., Chrome D. - Complete
Swirls and Eddies by ncfan reviews
He's small. And watching him, Temari can't understand how she never noticed it before.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Gaawa'th Lithp by gaaraisawesome reviews
Temari and Kankuro find Gaara's lisp very, very adorable, and the three spend their very first quality time with each other.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Costume Calamity by Mabbly reviews
Cloud has a problem with Tifa's new costume. Cloud/Tifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Why do you like Shikamaru? by SEAubrey reviews
"Temari?" "Hmm?" "Why do you like Shikamaru?" A random fic I created out of boredomness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Reason by L'AkumaChevalier reviews
This is what happens to Temari's first date and why she's single.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Dysfunctional by fowl68 reviews
They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Habits by caithzadz reviews
Sai liked to kiss her. Sakura liked snuggling up to him. SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Only you by NamaewaHitsuyouwaNai reviews
Karin gets a quick glimpse at death. But HE is there. Like always. A little Karin-Ichigo, sister-brother story.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Karin K. - Complete
Mistaken for Parents by ncfan reviews
Rangiku volunteers to babysit Nemu for the day, and Gin helps out in his own way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Pineapple BandAids by SeraphicTune reviews
Ken finds Chrome crying outside Kokuyo Land. He tries in his own way to help her... and that involves licking her leg? Fluffy one-shot! involving KenXChrome aka 1496
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Chrome D., Ken J. - Complete
Admit It by Kur0shiro reviews
...Or How Alcohol Still Cannot Change Ogami. Ogami hated to admit it, but there's always alcohol to keep the story going.
Code Breaker - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura S., R. Ogami - Complete
To Have and To Bondage by Imaginarivalued reviews
Commence Operation Shackle Ogami. —SakuraOgami
Code Breaker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sakura S., R. Ogami - Complete
Accusations by Spider9x reviews
A parody of chapter 81, where Ogami tries to burn 'the one being sought but doesn't have a name'. Includes actual dialogue from the translated english manga. Contains stupidness
Code Breaker - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - R. Ogami - Complete
Sleep Deeply by Princess Schatje Dreamer reviews
Cute bonding fluffy scene with Ichigo, Karin and Yuzu. Inspired by Betty sleeping behind me. For SarissaDiablo.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ichigo K., Karin K. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chocolates by Dior Crystal reviews
Gin wants Rangiku's chocolates. GinRan.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/4/2009 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Gone by Isis1990 reviews
He's gone. She's in pain. There's nothing left for her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Nebula by Galimaufry reviews
There was no one word that could describe them. PeinKonan, 20 prompts style
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Where I Belong by Nerizu reviews
-"Where am I...?"- She woke up in a totally different place, alone with the mysterious blue haired lad. -Not an AU-
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Kahoko H., Len T. - Complete
Square One by miikka-xx reviews
Every night, before drifting to sleep, Ogami thinks of how he will die. SakuraOgami. complete.
Code Breaker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sakura S., R. Ogami - Complete
Birthday Surprises by Sponges Fan reviews
Ichigo's family all know about Shinigami. So when Karin's birthday comes along, and Ichigo desn't know what to get her, what does he do? Explosions, anyone?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ichigo K., Karin K. - Complete
Love by Dead Uchiha reviews
Temari is leaving for Konoha, but wants to say goodbye to her little brother before she goes. Gaara and Temari bonding, with a splash of TemarixShikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Wake Up, Please by thedemonsangel reviews
All he wants is for her to wake up.... PeinKonan drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Hypothetical Situation by Evil Demon Warrior Bunny reviews
In which Mashiro is annoying, Kensei is suitably annoyed, and Rose smirks behind his hands a lot. KenseiMashiro oneshot, humor.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Kensei M., Mashiro - Complete
Running with Scissors by Nenena reviews
The problem with 'symmetry' and 'balance' is that they aren't exactly the same thing. A short KidxLiz one-shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Death The Kid - Complete
spice it up by smartalker reviews
There are several totally innocent and plausible reasons for why Natsu's taking Lucy's shirt off. Take your pick. — LucyNatsu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
Difficult by Fiercest reviews
Being in love with Kuchiki Rukia was difficult. Asking her to marry him was harder still - A parody of every cliched proposal out there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Sakura and Team 7 by Crest of Water reviews
Twenty truths about Sakura, her boys and their bond. Team 7 friendship. Semi-AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dog With a Bone by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. Some of the men in his family had been neutered for less. KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Art Lessons by Halogen11 reviews
Sai learns a little about art. And, a little more about himself and his teammates than he would like.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Seducing my Sensei by cutecrazyice reviews
Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cursed to be 'Mom' by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Sometimes she just really feels left out of the loop. She's not their buddy, partner in crime, or comrade. To them, she's more like a mom. How lame is that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Tenten, Kiba I. - Complete
Stealing Kisses by Fallen Salome reviews
SasuKarin. Karin steals a kiss from Sasuke. He steals it back. Oneshot, fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
In Good Company by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Sakura decides who she should spend her Christmas Eve with.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beginning and the End by Radioactive Plasma reviews
Fifty ways to look at their love. [KakaSaku] [T for mature themes]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Some Artistic Nudity by Miiko Ashida reviews
Karin wields her pencil sketching skills with deadly accuracy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Karin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Waiting By His Side by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Ichigo is very sick and Karin is waiting it out.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Karin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Thirteen by Ninjacat reviews
Mikoto thinks of her two sons in the moments before she is killed by one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Need by Suffering Angel reviews
On a rainy June the 16th, Karin's stranded in school, pondering the needs of her family in light of the coming anniversary. Ichigo and Karin sibling fic. NOT romance. Gotta love those :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Karin K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Bother by Suffering Angel reviews
Karin's down with a cold. With their LOVING father out for the week, it's up to Ichigo to make sure his sister's getting the care she needs. IchigoKarin sibling fic, angst concerning their mom, inshow.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Ichigo K., Karin K. - Complete
Camaraderie by rayemars reviews
Sakura, Sasuke, a prison cell, and a deserved but unlikely ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2005
Reminiscing by Magic Mongol reviews
Mentions of ShikaTema and the infamous Sunagakure porridge that is oh-so edible--delectable, I mean. Or so that's what Tema ne-chan said. GaaTema. Sandcest. ONESHOT. FicRequest by meekozy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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Diver reviews
A talk is never only a talk.—KibaHina; Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Keep The Pulse reviews
Behold: a story of beasts in the form of humans; of beasts that are humans; and of humans that have hearts of beasts…—AU; Team7/Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sasuke U.
No Ice, Please reviews
Temari never expected a lazy-ass Pineapple to rescue her from the pits of hell.—AU; ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Strange Things, a Race, and a Kiss reviews
What happens on a rainy day.—AU; NejiTen oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete