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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Inuyasha, and Pokémon.
I decided to redo part of my profile:
My profile Picture: That is a picture of me taken last year probably in the summer. I can't remember why it was taken (possibly for a friend who wanted a picture ID of me) and with my phone.
My age: 12
My height: 5'2"
My eye color: it changes, but it's usualy brown
My hair color: depend on the light, but it's a really, really dark brown that looks black, almost
My favorite anime's: InuYasha/InuYasha: The Final Act, FMA/FMA Brotherhood, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Kodocha, Pokemon/Pocket Monsters (before Misty/Kasumi left), Durarara, Maka Senki Disgaea, Ranma 1/2, Soul Eater, DBZ, DBZ Kai, Sailor Moon
My Favorite TV Shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, ReBoot, Doctor Who, Teen Titans, Austin & Ally, Avater: The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Kappa Mikey, Monster Allergy, Secret Saturdays, Flinstones, Jetsons, Tosh.0, Chalk Zone, Tak and the Power of Juju
My Favorite Movies: Harry Potter & The Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, The Woman in Black, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Selma Lord Selma, Hunger Games
My Favorite Anime Movies: Inuyasha: Affections Touching Across Time, Inuyasha: Castle Beyond The Looking Glass, Inuyasha: Swords of an Honorable Ruler, Inuyasha: Fire on Mystic Island, Kiki's Delivery Service, Ponyo, Pokemon 2000
My Favorite Singers and Bands: The Band Perry, Taylor Swift, Darius Rucker, BoA, Lady Antebellum, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Weird Al Yankovic, Katy Perry, Cascada, Evenecence
My Favorite Manga: Inuyasha, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Kodomo No Omocha, Ouran Highschool Host Club, FMA Brotherhood, Ranma 1/2, Pokemon Adventures
My Favorite Books: Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters, Percy Jackson and the Titan's Curse, Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth, Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian, Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mocking Jay, The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras, Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, Artemis Fowl, The Eternity Code, Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception, Hush Hush
My Favorite Couples/Couples that i can agree with: InuYasha and Kagome, Miroku and Sango, Sesshomaru and (Older) Rin, Sesshomaru and Kagura, Shippou and Soten, Ash and Misty, May and Drew, Dawn and Kenny, Robin and Starfire, Ichigo and Orihime, Aang and Katara, Sokka and Suki, Zuko and Mai, Patch and Nora, Harry and Ginny, Hermione and Ron, James (harry's dad)/Lily (harry's mom), Mikey and Mistuki, Percy and Annabeth, Maka and Soul, Gale (before he turned into a major ass wipe) and Katniss, Peeta and Katniss, Ponyo and Sosuke, Sana and Akito, Tohru and Kyo, Ranma and Akane, Tally and David, Tally and Zane, Rudy and Penny, Princess Bublegum and Finn, Marshal Lee (the only vampire i have a crush on. edward cullen can suck monkey balls along with the rest of his fucktarted family. bella and child icluded.) anf Fiona, Edward and Winry, Roy and Riza, TerezixKarkat
Things that piss me off: my brothers, people who think they know more than me, braggarts, crappy fanfictios, my laptop, the keyboard on my laptop, people who don't know how to use spell check, people who think their fanfictions are great, people who have watched a show for while but any and everything they say about it is wrong, the word fabulous, people who try to convince e that InuYasha and Kikyo or Kagome and Kouga or Kagome and Sesshomaru or some other couple i hate belong together, Jersey Shore (watched 2 minuets the other day and i felt my IQ decreasing and got a headache), annoying people, sluts, bitched, bastards, basically people in general.
I love steampunk! If I could, I'd buy some outfits for it and wear them all the time!
I love lolita types of outfits! It's the only girly thing I really like!
I love to cosplay! But, I currently need money for said cosplay.
I love Homestuck and am planning a cosplay party-trolling-thing. It will be at the end of October (specifically October 27, the last Saturday in October) and at the Walmart in Brent (Bibb county) Alabama and if you live near there, feel free to contact me through this site, email (email@example.com), deviant art (preferably Ask-Marshall-Lee-VK since I haven't been on KagomeCatHanyo in AGES exept to notify followers on KCH that I hardly get on there).The characters currently taken are Terezi (me), Nepeta (AnimeAmy101), Sollux, and John (may change). I am hoping to find some one willing to do a Karkat (and stick to character!!!), a Gamzee, and a Tavros (if you want to be Tav, you best have a wheel chair yourself, or I can make to "metal" legs for an added fee to the costume making charge). I can make a costume for a fair fee if needed (I'll only charge the amount I needed to by the stuff to make it).
Okay, so my best friend Kaleigh has been bugging me about this for awhile *sighs and scratches head*. She wants a pen-pal. You have to be 14 to 16 years of age (I WILL do a background check) and from Los Angeles or North Caroline (preferably) and like the Twilight series, the Hush, Hush saga, the FALLEN saga, House (TV series), Ridiculouseness (sp?), and it doesn't matter if you're female or male. Just so long as you're not creepy. I will stick up for my bestie and make you hurt if you mess with her. It can be sent to my email (). So that Kaleigh doesn't kill me, I'll need to chat with you for awhile to determine if you're a creep.
THIS IS ONE EPIC AND TRUE VID. If you have even heard of the Twilight saga (which you have, of coarse, that is, unless you've been living with Spongebob and Osama Bin Laden.) then watch this video. no matter if you reconize the character in the video or not.
If you want to challenge me on this, my username is kagome4721 on youtube and i'm in the comments.
3:13 am (CST) 3/17/12
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!
So from the mind of a rambling, exhausted, comic-book artist and fanfictioner, i'd like to mention that Kodocha is now one of my favorite anime's and manga's. I am currently on chapter 24 out of 53. I've been reading since 9:00 pm yesterday and have been taking periodic breaks...my eyes hurt and i''m exhausted. i had to run all around T Town (Tuscaloosa) today, dealing with brothers, my parents, and my grammy. We ended up in the huge walmart super center in tuscaloosa and i searched for twenty minuets for a hat only to not find it and when i got to the registers where my parents were checking out, i found out that they were going to let me pick out something (me looking for the hat that i would presumably have to pay for) and when i did run and find something (Sailor Moon manga vol. 1) they had already checked out so i ran and put it back only to be asked by my mom when i found her waiting for me outside the enterance of the store that Grammy and Daddy were waiting for me to pick out something so i just stalked off, pissed and exhausted because i had to listen to my brother brag about his angry bird kite and force him to let me push the buggy because he couldn't push it for shit and he wouldn't fuckng shut up. The night before, i didn't get much sleep and wednesday night i didn't get much sleep because me and AnimeAmy101 were at her house brainstorming ideas for her teen titans fanfiction about raven and an OC we created/were creating. I am currently her beta on it and we spent 20 full mins. arguing about names for the planet the guy come from until she chose the name Bellox or something and then we got down to busisness...after we argued about his hairstyle for another 20 mins. and then it hit us to use the word for light/opposite of darkness in Japanese for his planet and then when we got his hairstyle agreed on, we couldn't get it to look right the way we were drawing it and gave up on making a stiky-note examply of it to place on her wall. we stayed up another hour and a half trying to figure out a bunch of other crap about him that is really irrelivant to his character (including names of grand parents Shiori and something-another that were edited out with of the story after quick consideration that it sucked how it was going with them in it.) and even drawing a detailed sketch of his outfit which will never be "seen" except in the mind of a reader.
12:57 pm (CST) 8/22/12
Looking back over my profile while in tech class and facepalming x21
Sorry I've been so inactive. I haven't been on here in a good while. Between classes, studying, working on my art, ect. I haven't had much free time, let alone actual time on an actual computer (can't do much on my kindle since it's the really old kind, ya know, the one where it has four arrow keys, a home, list, type, and backstep buttons instead of a touch screen. It's also in black and white, so reading homestuck on it is really annoying and the fact that it can't support gifs or sound). I hope I don't get on trouble for being on here in tech class haha we're not supposed to be on any sites that support messaging (besides email...I think...).
2:37 pm (CST) 3/6/12
I'm at school and using one of their computers. I am currently grounded from any and all the computers in my house TT and so i am sorry that i can not post the latest chapter of AAMC. i still need to edit it and the word processors on the computers here suck.
3:45 am (CST) 11/20/11
Ewwww! the cat threw up! my living room is weeeeiiirrrdd!!!!!
IS MISTY COMING BACK TO POKEMON? READ THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND SOMEONE WHO IS APPERENTLY ON THE INSIDE!!!(these are a series of comments that began on a AaML poster):
keep your boots on partner. in fact i know a secret about the pokemon series in the univa region and i have to say its a wonder and an honor to know what will happen. yet im willing to tell you what will happen. feel free to respond back to her my lead sheriff, maybe we'll drink on it. until then ye-haw
what is it?!
wow, so there is curious minds out there after all. you are the first one to come to me for answers. i've about given up. but as long as your willing to listen i'll tell you of news from afar i have heard.
a while back ive heard that some time in the future, maybe in the Univa region at its closest time it will happen, i hear Misty will find Ash again!
BUT WAIT! THERE"S MORE!
I also heard that she will travel with ash again too! because i hear that both ash and misty are going to take a bigger step to being closer to each other, past their friendship! that's right i hear that they will confess their feelings of love!
omg... REALLY!?!? Act you age, not your shoe size.
thats what i hear.
but i think we may need a sort of backup in case this falls. fell like giving a little support to see if we can make this happen o our own?
how can we?! Act you age, not your
well, you came to the right guy. wipe those tears son, and follow me!
The link i provided is to an Ash and Misty love (aaml) fan who wrote an inspiring story for the same dream to come true!
BUT HERES THE IMPORTANT PART!
At the end of the story is a link that leads you to a special petition website. The petition is asking the, who run the studios in Japan, who make the Pokémon series, to make a real Pokémon episode where Ash and Misty confess their love before the series end. Although it is rumored they already have plans to make one, I believe that if in the case it’s not true, at least this petition will serve as a backup. It’s already got over 2,000 signatures!, but we still need more. All you have to do is 3 simple things
• Type in your name
Do all this, and we’ll be a signature closer to getting our dream to come true! Remember the more signatures the better, so once your done get the link and spread the news. Thank you and good luck.
omg!!!! imma go to the site!! i already went to one and was gonna sign it...but you had to give money DX and im current;y broke...thx 4 the link
your very much welcome,now don't forget to tell others!
because in our future the show will be!
this is what i am doing!!! i am telling YOU!!! GO TO THE PERSON'S FANFICTION PAGE THROUGH THE LINK!!!!
Check out my devaintart acc!: KagomeCatHanyo
I will have more of my pics up once the site decides to quit being an ass. As of now, I have a few fanarts up and one is based off the description of what Kagome looked like in an Inuyasha/Pokemon xover. the name of that fiction is: Kyuubi No Kagome by Ardwolf. It's realy good! Check it out!
I changed my username :D it was Kagome-chii but I got annoyed that this was basicaly my only account without that username (not counting Aqworlds) I was gonna change it to (V) [guess where I got that from :D), but it wouldn't alow the symbols ( and ).
My laptop is fixed. So now I can get on it, but i hates me. The thumbdrive didn't work right so for information on my stories, and when I will update them next, go down to the bottom of the page right before you get to the fictions.
I now have a fictionpress.com acc and i will have the prolouge and chapter one of my story Witches up as soon as my laptop starts allowing pop ups. heres the link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/785410/KagomeCatHanyo
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one
However, halfway down the alley she
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
She agreed and immediately pointed out
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
I don't go on youtube and purposly watch videos of cats or stupid shit. They're like shiny objects over in the recomendation column that i need to click.
WHEN SHINO IS HAPPY, BUGGIES COME OUT IN R41NB0W$!!!!!!!!
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
You know you live in 2009 when...
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
Did you know...
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervales.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's rest-rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code red in house wares" ... and see what happens...
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and yell: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror as you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me, pick me!"
14. When an announcement comes on over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream: "No! No! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting foom and shut the door and wait awhile and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle while shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!”
TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!
Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind?
Kagome:Do you like me?
Kagome:Do you want me?
Kagome:Would you cry if I left?
Kagome:Would you live for me?
Kagome:Would you do anything for me?
Kagome:Choose--me or your life
Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, AnimeRomanceFreak1990, Kireina Koe, KagomeCatHanyo,
Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.
But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
A friend would bail you out of jail.
But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.
Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"
But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.
But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."
Friends only know a few things about you.
But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.
But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"
Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.
Friends are only through highschool and college.
But, best friends are for life.
If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if you are a best friendwho would do this, repost this in your profile! (I am one and I have one!
(things i can remember and have done are in bold)
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ]
You remember watching:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
when everyhting was settled by:
when cops and robbers was a daily activity.
when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.
when we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (i've noticed the patern that basicaly all Pink and Green Rangers are supposed to be together...)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching:
You remember when Yo-Y'os were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching:
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
Oh, oh, oh! and JOSTA!!!
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (i've had like 9 tamagotchis...i think i had a giapet and/or a nano at some time...)
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (just found this particular one on a girls page on here...i was wondering why i hadn't seen anything about pokemon cards yet...)
You remember the original, hand-drawn adventures of Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, before May came into the picture, and the show was begining to go CGI and messed up.
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
You did MASH to figure out your future (we STILL do that!)
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.
When checking out drawing books and that one book about the rainbow fish from the library was THE cool thing to do.
You had slap braclets!
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
Copy and Paste this if you remember these days . . . .
Post with the year you were born in
1998 (Alabama still had all these things as popular and sold them up until around 2007, AND some stuff is still popular here, like the Weekly Reader's in class)
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile
If you are in love with an anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the List: Darkness Revolution, Sora7, DemonRider404,happyendingInuKag, INUMONGIRL18, KagomeCatHanyo
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, wether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
92 percent of the teenaged population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Polo said it was uncool to breathe. Post this on your profile if your one of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (hehe this happens to me ALOT!)
If you have weird friends put this on your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile.
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile.
If your profile is way too long, copy this (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) and make it longer.
If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as i do, PLEASE put this on your profile!
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies and dig the hole.
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDSHelp you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking and saying, "Walk much, stupid?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
Act your age. NOT your shoe size.
FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
NARUTO SURVE TIME!!!!:
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Hinata
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, SakuSasu, NejTen, SikaTem, KibaIno
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? I hate Naruto yaoi and i really like to read lemons/hentai
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? None but if I could I would cosplay Hinata and/or Naruto. But, I have cosplayed as Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service Kagome from InuYasha
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Naruto Games, Posters, Mangas (Shonen Jump expecialy ;3)
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Naruto sometimes...
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA ALL THE WAY
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 and a couple others
10. Do you support the obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Nope never did
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? This is true, but even before it was revealed I believed!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member(s)? Tobi lol he's hilarious!
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro! I know he'll come around be be the good guy again
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No... I'm Starting to watch some of the fillers on vizanime.com
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No...I've read a bunch though lol
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Maybe a little but not as bad as he could be... im pretty sure (so are like 10 other ppl) tht i have ADD lol
17. Sub or dub? Either...I LOVE EM BOTH!
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Sakura is a big sister to Naruto so Pro
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? yup he is madara uchiha
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? ...More crazy-Weird than anything...
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? ...well idk but Ash from Pokemon is lol
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? BOTH!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Eh...i prefer charaters in-character so idk
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yup. I still haven't even tried typing out one i made a couple months ago...damn I'm lazy...idk tht im gonna post it it's shitty...
27. Do you like lemons? yea...hey! i thought tht this was a Naruto surve!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Yes...my mom even tried to read previously mentioned fanfic
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No..I'm not a fan of Abrigeds
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? YEPZ X3
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No but I am acountable for most of my friends being hooked on Inuyasha
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? ...well maybe not naruto but Inuyasha characters yes and harry potter...and this creepy classmate-dino-pokemon-dude i've had the same classes with since like 5th grade reconised a pokemon and ouldn't shut up till i gave it to him U_
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No. well if they had I've probly forgotten about it...
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not realy but Inuyasha has most definatly...i feel like Kagome when i get my grades every three weeks...
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. Don't get an alowance.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yea probly...I wanna know what happens...I'm very tempted to search google and ebay for it...maybe I can read it online...
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope cause its wrong never believed it
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery:...Lets see about four Hinata head shots, and..er...pic i drew of Hinata-chan in a revealing bikini w/ Naruto-kun in the background w/ a nosebleed from it...a full body pic of Naruto minus the feet and a chibi Naruto so five...i draw random stuff and Inuyasha and Kagome more...I get alot of complements lol
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No cause he...wellllll I...no he's not...plus Naruto Sexier lol
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope. not yet anyways...
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? No but like I've previously mentioned...i think inuyasha has anyways (bad memorry) Inuyasha has most definatly.
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (-_-...I ill admit it...i HAVE lost before...)
If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile.
98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you'd be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!!
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile
You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (i poke my friennds till the actualy leave the place and i can't follow...i sometimes do it to cheer one of my friends up when he's depressed, i get him to tell me whats wrong after he laughs)
If you like to pretend that Fred Weasley never died, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (i'd like to do that to some certain TV show characters...)
If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (a few times i've caught my self laughing in a book part, movie part, or TV show part that was really sad, but it was because i thought of something funny...)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?
Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
Are you laughing?
Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more bull from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
I'm not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS
keep on laughing
Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE
BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MON-FRI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE bunnyS AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMMOROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF bunnyING AND DODGING RUMORS
keep on laughing
I bet you don't laugh when you say LOL
You know you're cray/awsome/weird if:
1) You've ever burst into song for no reason. (i did a couple times at school, but the funniest time was when i burst into a repetitive chorus of "This is the song that gets on everybodys' nerves!" a nd all my friends looked at me weirdly, then one by one started singing with me lol)
2)You have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds.
3) Most people are offended if you ask them whays wrong with you. You would say "Where to begin?"
4)If people think you're mentaly insane.
5)If people think you have ADD.
6) If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up but you wont.
7)If you have ever had the umberable urge to slam your head into something, even if it's another person.
8)If you're weird and proud of it!
Now copy this to your profil if any appies to you!
I've put the ones that apply to me in bold.
I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm EMO, so I MUST be doing drugs.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay or lezbian.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I am RUSSIAN , so I MUST be cool.
I am GERMAN , so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceided.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be a evil worshiping baby killer.
I belive in MAGIC, so I MUST be crazy.
I love OLD DISNEY MOVIES, so I MUST be a little kid.
I DON'T MAKE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be lazy.
I LOVE ANIME, so I MUST be a boring freaky weirdo that always speaks Japanese.
I have FRIENDS FROM ANIME CHATS, so I MUST have no life outside of my computer.
I LOVE TO READ, so I MUST be smart.
I LOVE THE HARRY POTTER SERIES, so I MUST always talk about the next movies and/or books.
I LOVE ANIME, so IT MUST be all I talk about.
I'm a WICCA, so I must be a evil worshiping baby killer.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an atheist.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH OR HAS POLISH HERITGE, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties.
I don't STUDY much but still get GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be cheating
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals.
I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself.
I don't like any of the GUYS AT MY SCHOOL so I MUST have unrealistic standards
I DON'T CARE what other people think so I MUST be a freak
I have a DECENT FIGURE so I MUST show it off like a whore
I'll PUNCH someone for messing with me so I MUST be a violent psycho
I like HISTORY so I MUST be a geek
I am LOGICAL so I must not have an imagination
I have a LARGE VOCABULARY so I must be a english lover.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
Annoying things to do on an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
If your so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story your writing or reading copy and paste in profile
Things to do at Wal-Mart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels...
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of Chips:
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile. Whoever made fanfiction...I LOVE YOU!!!
I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.
95% of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends (TOTALLY!!!!)
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile (It's as obvious as it gets!!!!!!!)
copy and paste this to your profile if you're stiill pissed at Gale for being such a dick to Katniss even though it's been months since you last read Mockingjay
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, DJ HiHi Kimiko,XSakunoXRyuzakiX, xRae Asakurax, Flying on a Broken Wing, HikariKame, ottawawolf, xxpinkblinkxx, DarkHeartInTheSky, Navaka114, KagomeCatHanyo
Paste on your Profile if you've ever pulled on a door that said Push.
Paste on your Profile if you've ever had tried between choosing between two things and spent more than five minutes trying to decide.
If you believe Kurama is straight and hate KuramaXHiei pairings, copy and paste this to your profile. ( If you look in book 7 it has a side story of when Kurama met Hiei. He had a girlfriend type person whom he didn't want to die so he erased her memory and feeling for him. It was not because he was gay. And he's not bi either. After over 1000 years of living (give or take) you'd think he'd have figured out what gender he was attracted to...)
Don't you hate it when people whine and rant about Mary Sues even when the OC are so awesome!? Then copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (i havent.. but i REALLY want to!! i also wanna do freaky stuff in walmart to annoy ppl in the list alil' ways up, but my parents' wud get fired)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (I've also raninto theback edge of a van when i was looking behind me talking...i looked like a stickfigure from a pivotthat ran into a wall...)
If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. (DATTABAYO!!!)
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
And if you wish that someday you will find the one who treats you like this repost...
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
Please read this:
This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.
That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.
If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Erin
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Eriizle(?)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and a cool word) Aqua Skittlez (XD)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number) Elizabeth Circlewood
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Gleer (..er..)
6.YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (cool color plus your fave non-aciholic drink) Black Pepsi (SUPERVILLIAN!![i will quote Laharl for this next one!] MWUHAHAHAHA!)
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your moms first name). Regwtph (..i think i want to buy a vowel...)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names) Elizabeth McShayne O'Grady (my dad has four names...)
9. YOUR HOOD NAME: (first three of your first name and add iqua) Eriiqua
My Fave Quotes:
"Can't you see that I need you with me Kagome?" Inuyasha [talking to Kagome through the Sacred Tree] from Inuyasha: Affections Touching Across Time
Kagome just got out of the river and put on Kikyo's clothes.
"I can't tell you how happy this makes me. I've lost so much money to Shippo betting on the outcome of this relationship. Betting on you, I might add…." -Miroku from Breaking the Stalemate
"Inuyasha- a rocket?
Miroku kidnaps Kagome in order to get the Shikon shard
Kagome: I'm sure he's a reasonable person
"Inuyasha- Just what the hell have you been doing?
"Inuyasha- Don't you die on me Kagome!" Inuyasha to Kagome from Inuyasha
"Inuyasha- Just shut up and let me protect you!"...er this was either Inuyasha to Miroku or Kagome...cant remember...
"Kagome (thinking)- Maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks pretty cool standing there with his sword." from Inuyasha
"Inuyasha- You cried for me... shed tears for me... why?
Kagome- I like you just the way you are.
(The one above and the one below might go together...not sure...)
Inuyasha- I never thought... that someone liked me... not like a demon... not like a half-demon... not even like human... just like... just like me!
Inuyasha- "Kagome taught me how to smile ... how to trust. It's because of her that I have friends. Relying on my companions -- shedding tears for others -- true strength and kindness . . . Kagome taught them all to me. She was born to meet me. And I, too, for Kagome's sake . . ."
"Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he jumps." -Red from That '70's Show
"I'm gonna kick your ass." -Red from That '70's Show
Kagome- "... Inuyasha is by my side now, I have nothing to fear."
Sango: I know the monk would try to spy on us, but do you think Inuyasha would?
Kagome: Thank you Inuyasha.
"You look preety cute in that outfit Misty" Ash says, laughing, to Misty [which intern, makes her blush] from Pokemon
Kagome: You stinking toad. Jaken: You stinking human. Kagome: Well this humans gonna Kick your- Jaken: We'll see about that!
Sesshomaru (I can't "picture" him saying this without a laughing smirk and a voice implying that who tried to hit him was doing something that they'd get into trouble by an adult for...and waggling his finger at Inu...[wierd ik]): Now, was that aimed at me?
(this is a diffrent version of the one up acouple paragraphs) Miroku: I am a solitary man, enjoying my own company.
Little Boy: [to Inuyasha and Kagome after carrying his Grandfather back to their village] Thank you, lady. Thank you, Mr. Dogman.
Kagome: Inuyasha, may I ask you a single question? Inuyasha, will you let me stay?
Kagome: I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don't know what exactly I'll be able to do for you, but I'll always be by your side.
Princess Tsuyu: Nobunaga, there's a monkey on your head
Inuyasha: Somehow, without my ever noticing it, it felt so natural, having Kagome near.
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo? Inuyasha:Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman. Miroku:Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome? Inuyasha:Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
Sesshomaru[after witnessing a small argument between Inuyasha and Kagome] Inuyasha, your patience with this creature is astonishing to me. You protect her, indulge her, even seem to love her.
Kagome: [Inuyasha has been poisoned and is unconscious] He's dripping with sweat.
Inuyasha: [Inuyasha pulls Kagome into a hug] I was afraid. I thought I was going to lose you. I was terrified.
Inuyasha:If only you could fight as fast as you can talk - then we'd get somewhere.
[to Sesshoumaru after he steals the Tetsuaiga]
[the ground shakes with an approaching demon]
(this is another version of one acpuple of paragraphs up...)
"Nerd? we prefer the term: Intulectual Bad Ass" -Facebook Group
"Running away? I like to call it 'Charging in the other direction'" -IDK who
"You got enimies? Good. That means that you stood up for something in your life."-Eminem
"PUT THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!!!" -Me to the little bastard boys on my street.
"Without HATE, there is no LOVE. Without WAR, there is no PEACE." -Me
"Years go bye fast, but best friends always last." -Me
"PENIS!!!!" Hoppidy stick figures on youtube :D
"I AM SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" Hoppdidy stick figures
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN? WHAT THE FUCK!?" -stick figures
(in baby voice)"Shut the fuck up." -stick figures
"daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnn" -stick figures
"Ok..I am taking a book from Kaleigh's page...I'm reading this bedtime story aloud that Inuyasha is making up as he goes along forr Shippou..." -Me talking to myself (I realized what i said about 2 mins after wondering what was wrong with that sentence)
"I need to stop taking a book from Kaleigh's page...I'll end up accedentaly reading a lemon out loud..." -Me talking to myself...again... (happend about 10 mins after the one above...)
"Oh...damn...I'm STILL taking a book! UGG!" -Me to myself again (20 mins after the one above...)
''I belive, that guns don't kill people, wives that come home early do!''-some person on FF
''I believe that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!''-some person on FF
"Purple bastard."- Josa the Jalapeno on a steeeeck - Jeff Dunham.
"I believe, I'll have a scotch... Oh, nevermind, got one right here."- Ron White.
"Lifes a bitch, and then you die." -some person on FF
"Lifes a bitch, because if it was a slut it would be easy!" -some person on FF replying to the one above
Michael: SAY SOMETHING Me: HI! Michael: I knew my bitch would talk... Me, Kaleigh, and Tayla (who is currently Michael's girlfriend): WHAT!?! Michael: HAHA! Me: Jack ass... (this conversation pissed me off, but it was funny)
Me: Hey, Michael? Michael: Yeah? Me: Did you hear about the motorcycle reck outside of the school earlier? Michael: No, why? Me: Because neither did I... Michael: Damn it...
Me: Hi! Kelly: HII! Me: HIII! Kelly: HIIIII! Me: HIIIIIII!!! Kelly: HIIIIIIII!!!!!! Me: H- Jacob: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
(me currently taking a Stupid Test [which i faild twice before and took AnimeAmy101 20 times to pass] on Kelly's iphone) Kelly: Erin, I'll give you a snickers bar if you give me my phone Me: SNICKERS!!! (i faild it then handed it to her and ate the snickers while hiding behind my seat on the bus so i wouldn't get caught)
If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile (hehe..i actualy have one but the only time i've gotten on it in two years is because my dad wanted to send me a friend request...)
There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit/ Kitkatka101/KagomeCatHanyo
( 4 the record..i just quit band...)
If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (i hope this means ATLA anstead of AVATER)
If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
The Road not Taken
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And both that morning equally lay
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire,
The Door in the Dark
In going from room to room in the dark,
The Ghost House
I dwell in a lonely house I know
O'er ruined fences the grape-vines shield
I dwell with a strangely aching heart
The whippoorwill is coming to shout
It is under the small, dim, summer star.
They are tireless folk, but slow and sad,
They leave us so to the way we took,
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
My little horse must think it queer
He gives his harness bells a shake
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
If you love Robert Frost, copy and paste all these poems on your page! (on the LAST DAY of sixth grade i had to repeat "Stoping By Woods on a Snowy Evening" from memory in front of the class. I was the first girl to get a 100 lol. AND when i was walking back to my seat, my teacher said to put my fingers down bye my side [skirts, shorts, and dresses have to be past our finger tips] and she said i couldn't wear it at school tomorrow lol.]
92% of American Teens would die if Abercrombi and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy to your profile and add you name if you'd be part of the 8% who'd be laughing their asses off at the them! Kagome-chii
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (although, i'd give up ALL electronics for the world to go back to a time like Senguko Judai...and live there...)
If you think writing FanFiction should be a job you could get paid for, paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you like BADASS characters then copy this to your profile.
Do you love bishies?? You can't live without them?? Then copy this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
Fuck Cullen! TEAM ELRIC! if you agree, post this on your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you think it's strange and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.
If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.
If it pisses you off when you computer fucks up and wont allow pop ups, so you can't review to fanfics, post this on your profile.
If you've just realized that copying and posting things on your profile is completely pointless, yet you do it anyways, then copy this and post it on your profile.
PARALLELOGRAM! If you are really random put this on your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're. If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tried to slide across the floor, only to fall on your face, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you actually know any keyboard commands including copy, paste, cut, and this … post this on your profile.
If you are one of the people who always end up opening the end that says "open other end" on the milk carton, put this on your profile.
If you REALLY like copy and paste, put this on your profile.
If you can't type to save your life put this on your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity and trial by error, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a very, very sticky mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'
36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping!
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'
51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'
57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London...
63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at random moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'
100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.'
103. Call him 'Champ' or 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'
104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.
106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.
107. ..at Christmas.
108. Make him dance in the rain with you.
109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.
110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.
111. ..even though he's bald.
112. Be offended by everything he says.
113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
114. Invite him to go streaking.
115. Kill Harry.
116. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.
117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.
118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.
119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"
121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.
122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.
123. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Ways to annoy Miroku:
1) Tell him Sango's pregnant, then have him talk to her. Watch reaction.
2)Tell him you're pregnant, with his kid, knock him out, and act crazy!
3)Tell him one of his gay fans wants to talk to him in the next room. Shove him into dark room with horny dog.
4)Tell him Naraku's dead. Run when Naraku shows up.
5)Tell him you want to tell him something, pretend to faint. When you "wake up" say you remembered. Faint again. Repeat until you can't anymore
6)Get alot of his sutras. Write stupid stuff on them in english. Tell him they're very powerful, watch pretty lights.
7)Make one of your friends flirt with him in front of Sango, watch him get hit repeatedly.
8)Get him drunk, wait until next month. Tell him you're pregnant and it's his. When he asks when it happened explain he was drunk the month before and he agreed to it.
9)Bribe Inuyasha to flirt with him. Wait a day. Make Inu flirt. Wait another day, pretend everything's normal. Next day make Inu say he said "I love you" to him. Watch reaction. (i dont think this will work...BUT it sounds like something from the mind of this author who doesn't know how to use symbols)
10)Gather every girl who's ever promised to bear his child. Line them up and charge 5 dollars. Take money and let them have their fun. *evil grin*
ways to annoy Sesshomaru:
1) Call him any of these nicknames: Fluffy, Sesshy, Ice prince (AN: Get it, prince not king), Man Whore
2)Pet the furry thing on his shoulder
3)Hug him and say hes the nicest person you've ever met
4)Tell him Rin's dead inside the closet. when he runs in lock the door
5)Steal Tenseiga and ask if you can have it, when he says no take it anyway
6)Say Inuyasha is better
7)Hell, say anyones better and he'll kill ya!
8)Ask if he's gay, when he says no ask if hes sure, when he says yes ask again. Repeat.
9)Tell him Jaken loves him. Run.
10)Tell him hes the sweetest most kind hearted person ever. Run!!!
Ways to annoy Kouga:
1) Tell him Kagome and Inuyasha belong together!
2) Ask when he's going back to Ayame. (I do this every day...)
3) Call him wolfie, flea-bitten, mangy, or cute. (He thinks of cute as a "childish term")
4) Ask when wolves become adults, when he gives you the age, saying he's an adult. Call him a child and laugh.
5) Tease him cause I have my own wolf tribe and he don't! (he's over it, I swear!)
6) If your a guy, ask if he's gay, when he says no ask why he's kissing your ass!
7) Act dead, when he cries over you wake up laughing at his tears. He's worse than Inuyasha when he's caught crying.
8) Tell him to keep it down at night. He'll know what you're talking about, even if you don't =P
9) Ask what (your word of choice) means, when he explains ask what another word means, read words out of the dictionary to define
10) Get potatoes. Name them after every character in the series, draw faces on them, etc. The Koga one peel it, boil it, eat it in front of him. When he asks why say "It just didn't belong..."
Ways to annoy Inuyasha:
1) Let Naraku borrow the jewel shards
2) When Inuyasha has the jewel back together, break it again
3) Ask him why he likes a dead girl
4) Put hot sauce into his ramen when he's not looking
5) Tell him Kagome was kissing some wolf
6) Tell him Kagome was kissing Miroku
7) Dye his Fire Rat robe pink
8) Dye his hair pink
9) Let Sesshomaru borrow Tetsusaiga
10) Tell him you want to touch his ears. When he says no gasp and point behind him, when he turns around, touch his ears
11) Bluntly ask him how is his sex life with Kagome
12) Do the above when Kagome's riding on his back, OR trying to froce his robes open to bandage him...RUN LIKE A FUCKIN' NINJA!!!!
13) tell him Kagome's in danger while she's in the shower. Watch the Funnyness...OR do that in the Spring time and put a "Do Not Desturbe" sig on the door...
Ways to annoy Naraku:
1) Tell him there are jewel shards in the closet. When he goes into it, lock him in.
2) Cut off his tentacles. RUN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!
3) Ask him out for Kikyo.
4) Tell him Inuyasha's a better fighter
5) Tell him Sesshomaru's hotter
6) (This really pisses him off) Tell him you'd rather fuck Kikyo than look at him. Walk away.
7) Giggle whenever he comes around
8) Call him gay
9) Steal the jewel and give it to Inuyasha
10) Throw Kikyo to him yelling "Catch!" This kills Kikyo and annoys the hell out of Naraku.
Ways it annoy Totosai
1) Tell him he can't forge swords
2) Run in panicking. When he asks what's wrong tell him Tetsusaiga broke again. Wait till he leaves. Laugh. When he comes back run.
3) Take his 3 eyed cow for a joy ride.
4) Tell him Tenseiga just killed someone
5) Make him listen to Barney *shudders*
6) Pour water on him
7) Ask him to forge a sword that kills, heals, saves lives, controls elements, (Im going to stop rether than boring you to death.)
8) Ask where babies come from
9) Say your pregnant from one of his swords.
10) Call him gay, and ask if he's been raped by Sesshomaru lately. (If Sesshy shows up, run!)
Ways to annoy Jaken:
1) Call him toad
2) Give him carrots until he's orange, if that's even possible...
3) Ask to hear the story about Inuyasha. While he tells it correct him every few sentences, even if he's right.
4) Ask him why Sesshomaru likes Rin better
5) Ask him why he loves Sesshomaru
6) Tell Sesshomaru Jaken called him Fluffy. Watch Jaken run. You might want popcorn.
7) Say something to piss him off, cook eggs on his head.
8) Put him in a blonde wig and a pink dress.
9) Tell Sesshomaru Jaken called Rin a pest. Watch as glare melts Jaken.
10) Tell him his lord is an asshole.
Ways to annoy Kikyo
1) Call her clay pot
2) Call her zombie
3) Say Inuyasha and Kagome belong together
4) Cry to Inuyasha Kikyo killed Kagome. Watch wind scar kill her again, and again, and again...Why won't she die?!
5) Tell her her boyfriend's coming out of the closet. When she asks who you're talking about say the boogieman!
6) Hook her up with Naraku
7) Hook her up with Jaken
8) Lock her in closet with tons of mad Kikyo haters
9) Call war on her
10) Call her a whore!
Ways to annoy Kagura:
1) Tell her she's so kind hearted...wait, no heart...HAHA!
2) Tell her Sesshoumaru's gay!
3) Tell her Naraku loves her
4) Ask when she had Akago (LOL!)
5) Ask how she came to be. When she starts, chase after random butterfly.
6) Tell her some Kikyo haters want her support.
7) Tell her Naraku haters want her support. When she arrives at either place, lock her up with Kagura haters!
8) Tell her to just give up and allow Naraku to control her
9) Tell her Kouga wants her
10) Tell her Sesshoumaru asked her out through you, watch her go talk to Sesshy
20 ways to annoy ash ketchum.
1)Keep on taking his hat.
2)Stare at him blankly, when he asks why are you staring at him tell him "You remind me of someone."
3) constantly remind him that he couldn't beat a primape and got beat up multiple times.
4) Poke him with a stick. ignore when he says to stop.
5) Hand him an empty pokeball and tell him it's got a strong pokemon in it... laugh when he falls for it.
6) repeat step 5 but have a magikarp in it
7) say that Team Rocket could steal pikachu whenever they wanted.
8) Put hot pink paint in his shampoo... proceede to laugh when he gets out of the shower.
9) Say that pikachu didn't save him from those spearow... it's all a dream... when he says that it's not stare at him critically for a few seconds then walk away... repeat whenever you feel like it.
10)Write a yaoi fanfiction that involves him and brock and force him to read it.
11) Force him into a situation where pikachu is needed and then say... "oh snap... I left my camera at home!" Or any other random unneeded object.
12) Take his hat and burn it.
13) insist that he and misty make a great couple... when they both deny it just stare at them...
14) Say that brock is more of a ladies man than he ever could be.
15) Call Gary and talk like you are best friends and say dirty stuff about ash when he's around.
16) Contradict everything he says with something completly illogical.
17) ask him if he ever washes his jacket. when he says yes, Respond with "Apparantly you don't... you smell like crap." and throw it in the nearest river.
18)slap him with a rubber chicken.
19)Slap him with a cardboard cutout of brock.
20) invoke an electric shock by pikachu whilst holding a metal rod to it that's touching ash
23 ways to annoy Gary Oak
I have wrote this with Ash co-writing... anything in Italic's are things that Ash told me to put.
1) Get his name wrong on multiple occasions. Ex: call him gray, gravy, gar,yag,yarg...etc.
2) call him and say "I know where you where were last year." and when he asks where he was for proof hang up... repeat as necessary.
3) hug him tightly...let go... hug him again...let go... repeat as necesary. (gets on everyone's nerves)
4) Paint all of his pokeballs bright pink... the brighter the better. (he was chasing me for months asking how to get the paint off)
5) Each time he brings out Arcanine say in a baby voice "AWWWWWWW! You have a cute puppy in that thing... do you have your stuffed animals in another?" ( only do this if you have a death wish... or a flame retardant suit...either way)
6) put makeup on his face while he's asleep... when he asks who did it point at the female of the group even if they don't have makeup.
7)Poke him in the side with a stick rapideatly (he's ticklish there... that makes it much better.)
8) Ask him if his hair is natural and when he says yes hold up a jar of hair gel and ask in a suspicious voice "Oh really... then what's this young man?"
9)Give him team rocket's number and tell him it's from a hot chick. (this was fun to do... jesse thought that he was hot. I was laughing my ass off when she realized it was gary)
10)Mention casually in conversation that Ash has beat him with that wimpy pikachu every time that he faces him. (Pikachu was a little miffed by this but quickly got over it at gary's reaction by the 5th time that It was mentioned)
11) Slap him with two rubber chicken.
12) Slap him with a slab of sheet rock (he won't get knocked unconcious until you hit him 6 times... once for each pokeball.)
13) Slap him with Pikachu. Nuff said
14)Stare at him blankly and when he asks why say "I forgot" And go back to staring.
15)Tell him that Brock is MUCH hotter than he is... The more emphasis on the word hot the better (he tried to murder brock to get rid of the competition)
16)Force him to read a fanfiction where he and his sister are a pairing... and shout "isn't incest the best" Even if you hate incestual pairings.
17)tie him to a chair with a bunch of fangirls. (this is bound to work...bad pun unintended)
18) Push him into a puddle of mud.
19) wash all of his clothes with something that'll turn them a disgusting green.
20)open all of his pokeballs.
21)replace all of his pokeballs with empty ones. (I was laughing my ass off at this one too.)
22) When he starts muttering about how he got beat again... reply with "just get over it you emo wannabe" And run for your life.
23)Throw a rock at his head.
26 ways to annoy may (more like beat the living daylights out of her)
Wheeee... I'm letting Misty write this... she hates may... On with the randomness...
1) Mistake her bandanna for a napkin.
2) burn the bandanna.
3) Buy a bug zapper and turn it on everytime she brings out a bug pokemon.
4) tell her that drew hates her.
5) slap her with random stiff item.
6) Slap her with a rubber glove... when asked why just say in your most rich snobbish voice "Why I never... I didn't slap you" and slap her again... repeat as necessary.
7)Throw Max at her.
8) throw a pokeball at her yelling "pokeball go... catch that pokemon." If it works just laugh... If not laugh anyways.
9) When she's asleep... put earphones in her ears and play hard rock music VERY LOUDLY out of nowhere... laugh when she falls out of bed.
10) Kick her in the shin and run.
11)Take her pokenav and throw it at her saying "EWWWWWW! that thing's ugly!" and run away.
12) Turn on bug zapper mentioned in no. 3 and see if she follows it.
13) be the only one not cheering for her at a contest.
14)Encourage everyone to cheer against her.
15) Tell her "Harvy called and he want's his ego back."
16) Suck her hair into a vacuum.
17) call her yam and then proceed to bite her arm.
18) stare at her blankly, when asked why you are staring respond "I am amazed by you young man... dressing up like a lady!" And slap her with a rubber chicken... or brock... whichever one's got more brains.
19)Poke her rapideatly with a stick and at random times.
20) throw coke all over her face and clothes... then let it dry.
21)take a pokeball and in your most innocent voice say "Oooooh... what does this button do?" and poke the center... see what comes out.
22) Tell her that Ash went in the other direction... Note: must let her stray away from ash.
23) give her a bean burrito.
24)occupy the only restroom.
25) Laugh at her at random intervals.
26) In complete silence... shout at the top of your lungs "MAY IS AN ALIEN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! SHE'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS!" and run for your life.
20 ways to annoy James
I'm back everyone and I has more annoying tactics! This time it's james...Max will be next...I can pretty much guarantee it... anyways...on with the crack!
1) Make numerous attempts to dye his hair some random color, insisting that blue is not natural.
2) Replace His wheezing with cacnea.
3) Say that his Team Rocket outfit is too tight...proceed to laugh when he actually believes you.
4) Hug him tight...saying that "Gay guys need love too." Repeat as necessary.
5) stare at him...when he asks why you're staring at him...reply with "Your hair is shiny." and resume staring.
6) Change his pokemon with Jesse's (Ash: that was hilarious...he didn't know what was going on.)
7) Throw a red shirt in the wash with his Outfit...Laugh when it turns pink.
8) criticise him on the way he walks and that Jessebelle would definantly straighten out his spine. Proceed to watch him cower in fear.
9) make a wig and shove it on his head...watch him struggle to get it off.
10) hit him with a cardboard cutout...When he says to stop say "it was only an accident." And repeat.
11) Hand him an orange mango guava juice and then yell out "Only gay guys drink fruity drinks!"
12) whenever he does that little sparkling rose pose...suddenly burst into laughter and try to say "Only gay guys sparkle." (heheh twilight...)
13) hit him in the side with a rubber chicken... When he asks why you hit him... just stare at him stupidly and say "Whaddaya mean?"
14) Paint cacnea pink...proceed to laugh.
15) dye all of his clothes a monochromatic tye-dye pink. See how many girls become "Fag-hags" over him.
16) Poke him in the side of the head with a blunt object...See how long it takes for him to get annoyed.
17) Tell him that meowth has much more brains than he does...watch him attempt brain surgery.
18) tell him that He'll never get a promotion. (ash: sad thing is...It's true) Laugh at him when he mopes in some non-existent corner.
19) Stare at him critically, when he asks you why you're staring then say, "Do you suffer from gender confusion young
lady?" Repeat as necessary.
20) Make a cardboard cutout of him and try to mock him...Laugh when it works...laugh when it doesn't.
20 ways to annoy Max
people have been wanting me to find ways to annoy max for a few reviews lately...and Here it is...More gut busting ways to annoy the fictual characters of the pokemon world.
1.)Take his glasses...laugh when he hits a tree.
2.) refer to him as four eyes. Ignore him when he gets mad.
3.) Take his pokenav, when he asks for it back...tell him to reach for it.
4.) Tell him he could never be a pokemon trainer...He should stick to being a mop.
5.) Blindfold him with May's bandana...Laugh when he trips.
6.) Hand him an empty pokeball...Laugh when he trys to open it.
7.)Give him a really weak pokemon that will never grow stronger and tell him "everyone starts somewhere."
8.) Tell him a group of girls are at a nearby hotspring and proceed to laugh when he and brock fall for it.
9.) Hit him with a rubber chicken... Nuff said...
10.) exchange his clothes with Mays...Proceed to laugh.
11.) Dy his hair some random color while shouting the fact that you hate the color his hair...(gary: It was funny when we dyed it a rainbow of colors.) the more random the better.
12.) pinch his cheeks at random times and say in a fangirl/boy-ish voice "aren't you just the cutest." Repeat as necessary.
13.) Hug him tightly...let go...hug him again...let go...repeat. (Gary: Get's on everybody's nerves.)
14.)Tickle him with a feather...ignore him when he tells you to stop.
15.) "Accidentally" break his glasses. Act like you're sorry.
16.) Snigger randomly behind his back...stop when he turns around. Repeat as necessary.
17.) Stick all his clothes in one of those Tye-Dye machine thingy's...Laugh when he doesn't realize it.
18.) Tell him that his father is a wimp...laugh as he broods...
19.) Throw a rock at his foot...Laugh harder if he trips...Laugh if he doesn't
20.) Replace his shorts with a pair that are too large...proceed to laugh hysterically when they fall...
Hello all, this is a list of 40 ways to annoy/piss off Kyo Sohma that I randomly started thinking of, hope you enjoy :D
1. Remove his Juzu beads in a crowded public place
2. Ask him why he dyes his hair orange
3. ...Refuse to believe him when he claims that orange is his natural color
4. Make subtle comments about how Tohru would be much better off with Yuki
5. Make obvious comments about how Tohru would be much better off with Yuki
6. Make references to Tom and Jerry
7. Make him watch Tom and Jerry
8. Erase Tohru's memory
9. Force feed him leeks and miso
10. Count down the days until he would have to be locked up by Akito
11. Force him to not be mean to Momiji for a whole week
12. Make him spend the day with Kagura
13. Call him a pervert
14. Make him take anger management classes
15. Force him to wear a tie with his school uniform
16. Ask him why Yuki can always kick his ass even when he's half asleep
17. Make him relive the whole Tohru falling off a cliff incident
18. Follow him around, constantly reminding him to not bump into any girls, no matter how much he wants to
19. ...Laugh when he yells that there is no way he would ever want to bump into girls
20. Call him a cutsey little kitty cat in public
21. Call him Kyon-kichii, Kyon-Kyon, Kyorin, etc.
22. Tell him his red eyes make him look like a vampire
23. ...Beg him not to suck your blood
24. Tell Hatori that you think Kyo is depressed and needs medication to control his darker nature
25. Write a fake diary entry, supposedly from Kyo, full of embarrassing and strange made up situations and give it to every member of the Sohma house
26. Tell him that Yuki looks a lot better in a dress than he ever could
27. Make him spend a whole day locked in a room with Ayame
28. Tell Shigure that Kyo is taking advantage of Tohru and watch the commotion that ensues
29. Ask Kyo "Why so serious?"
30. Ask Kyo if he is afraid of dogs and if he eats rats
31. Constantly remind him of when Mother's day and Father's day are
32. Encourage him in his thoughts of suicide
33. Push him off a building, claiming that cats always land on their feet
34. ...Look innocent and whistle when he is rushed to the hospital
35. Attempt to scare him by barking, and start sulking when it does nothing but annoy him
36. Have him listen to the Pussycat Dolls, any song will do
37. Bluntly ask him about his sex life with Tohru
38. Snicker at the deep blush and akward silence that is bound to happen
39. Congratulate him on being able to beat up 14 year old Momiji, for it is a start, and maybe in a few years he'll be able to move up to 15 year olds
40. Do all of the above...all in the same week.
Everything from this point on (unless I say other wise) Is compleatly MINE!:
I personaly belive that Kagome Higurashi could very well be her own Great (Great, Great, ect.) Grandmother. When you think about it, if Kagome kept her last name when she stayed back with Inuyasha, then She could be her Great Grandmother. Since Kagome's ansestors are NEVER mention throught out the series, (it doesn't even give a name) she could be. I'm not saying that she is but Kagome was destind to go back in time to remove Inuyasha from the tree, thats why he's not there and her grandfather mentioned in the first movie the legend that there used to be a demon sealy to the Goshinkubo (sp?) that kept it from blossoming every spring. As we all know, basicaly every legend told in the story line is true! So since the time line could very well be altered, (I could have written this a couple years ago for some one from 2015 reading this...) Kagome could have gone back to the feudal era, compleated her journy, ect. and yet she had just done this. we may very well be actualy in history right now, WE DON'T KNOW! This may have already happend! If my theory is correct then we are just a part of history!...damn i think too much...
All you idiots that thought Naraku could win for even a second during the final battle: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! If he did win and kill everyone in the Inutachi and Sesshomaru's group, the Kagome's world (our time) would look like a graveyard! or the remanince of Dooms Day with human slaves to a evil Half Demon Overlord!
Did you ever notice that in Pokemon, Ash never, never, ever tried to get Pikachu back from Team Rocket by pulling out Pikachu's pokeball and saying "Pikachu return!"?
I SWEAR IF THE POKEMON/POCKET MONSTER PRODUCERS DON'T PUT MISTY/KASUMI BACK ON POKEMON/POCKET MONSTER THEM IMA FUCKING TAKE IT TO THE MAIN BORED WITH DEMANDS AND SIGNIATURS FROM LIKE EVERYONE I KNOW SAYING THAT THEY WILL STOP WATCHING THE SHOW IF THEY DON'T PUT HER BACK ON!!!!!
Things that piss me off to NO END in my life:
My little smart-ass-jack-asses of brothers. nuff said.
Harry Potter haters.
Most of the 'cool' kids at school.
Adult Swim for A.) Declining the amount of anime airring time in the past three years. B.) For not telling us weather Inuyasha: The Final Act is coming on their channel.
Some ppl that live on my street...
PPl tht think tht they know everything.
Some adults. coughcoughmygrandmotherwhenshetriestoconvincemeJapanesepplareeveilcoughcough
PPL tht INSIST YAOI and YURI is better than the original couples
Ppl tht insist tht the couples: InuyashaxKikyo, InuyashaxMiroku, InuyashaxShippo, InuyashaxSango, KagomexKoga, KagomexSesshomaru, KagomexMiroku, KagomexSango, KagomexShippo, AshxMay, AshxDawn, AshxBrock, AshxPikachu, NarutoxSakura, NarutoxSasuke, LaharlxEtna ect. (gonna end it here b4 u die of bordom) are better than the couples i like.
ANYONE like the obove in general!
Things I Hate In Fanfiction:
1.) People who have such huge vampire feteshes that they make characters from shows who aren't vampires (i.e. Inuyasha) into vampires.
2.) Parring a character up on the show that ENDS UP WITH ANOTHER CHARACTER or HAS A LOVE INTREST with an OC or a character from another show. IF THEY WERE MENT TO BE, THEN THEY WOULD BE ON THE SAME SERIES!!!
3.) Yaoi/Yuri parrings...unless they ARE supposed to be that way. i have seen (and read) some mangas where there ARE gay/lesbian parrings! STICK WITH THOSE
4.) an author who keeps screwing up the story line (i.e. One apon a time Inuyasha and Kagome made out [then] IT WAS ALL A DREAM!) like wtf!?!
5.)ppl who bag on other ppl. i admit, i do intentionaly piss ppl off..but only if i kno they'll take it as a joke. like if they say on their profile that they hat Unicorns andthe word panties, i'll send them a PM or review shouting "UNICORNZ!!!! HAHA!" or "PANTIES!! FTW!!!" i like 2 mess w/ ppl...but only when they kno i'm joking.
6.) lemons that fucking suck shit.
7.) stories that make me go "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING!?"
8.) shit that doesn't make any sense.
9.) people who go on 'HAITUS' WAAAAYYYYYY too much. like for 5 years? really? I admit i haven't updated, but thats because im currently trying to get rid of viruses that are restricting me FROM updating.
10.) ppl who don't spell things right (EXPECIALLY character names. i understand if your new to the series, BUT if you been watching it for years, you should know.); ppl who use &,, ect. instead of wordsof spaces; anything that is like thoes above.
The pokemon company because A.) They haven't brought Misty back and Ash NEEDS a love intrest! B.) THey keep saying that Ash is ten when Hes like almost double MY age! C.) They've been making Ash look as dense as a boulder since Misty left!
2. Edward Elric (lol I'm like four inches taller than him! he's hot and funny!)
4. Naruto Uzamaki
5. Tamaki Suoh
6.Kyo (manga name: Kyou) Sohma
7. Aang (sortof, he's cute and funny!)
8. Ash Ketchum (ik he's from a kids show but he's cute and funny!)
I would say Ikuto from Shugo Chara buut Amu-chii (anutter 1 of my besties) would kill me in a brutal murder because she called dibs...not jk! she'd literaly trap me in the bathroom at school during free period and brutaly murder me with the toilet paper or something...
News on my stories:
Love and Hate: Is now xxoikilluoxx's and PLEASE DO NOT get onto her for having it!!! i am going to check up on the story to see how it's going. i'm sure xxoikilluoxx will do a good job on it.
Anime and Magicy Crossover: I have to retype out the chapters I had completed before my computer was compleatly rebooted because, like i said above, the thumbdrive didn't work and so now, i have to re-write the chapters that were deleted.
AaMC news 10/30/11: I was going to work on it all weekend, but i forgot my notebook with what i had of chapters 5 & 6 in my locker @ school thursday and forgot it friday. i'm trying to write it from memory. i'll try to work on it 2mrw before i leave for trick-or-treating.
AaMC news 3/14/12: I have back my laptop. it's working...slow as hell, but working. I just need to download microsoft office back on it and send what i have of my story back to my laptop. no time restrictions now so chapter 5 should be up...hopefully soon...
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